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Posted by Helen Killer

66 comments

Someday, they will have Spellcheck for onesies.

Filed in Derp, Spelling Issues 66 comments

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Mar 15, 2010
12:35 pm

#1 denisewalks :

Maybe it’s a onesie for a crow. Craw! Craw!

Rate this comment: +64

Mar 15, 2010
12:36 pm

#2 mekon :

Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.

Rate this comment: -25

Mar 15, 2010
12:39 pm

#3 Skully :

what the L? maybe craw means to crawl like a crawfish?

Rate this comment: +15

Mar 15, 2010
12:40 pm

#4 winediva :

Don’t forget the ones with the “chiuaua”:
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=42619412
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=42617187

Rate this comment: +25

Mar 15, 2010
12:41 pm

#5 Khyri :

Can’t spell ‘chihuahua’ either

http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?ref=vl_other_1&listing_id=42619412

Rate this comment: +5

Mar 15, 2010
12:42 pm

#6 TacomaMiss :

Stuff like this really sticks in my… oh. Never mind.

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Mar 15, 2010
12:45 pm

#7 waningestrogen :

And even so, 97% positive ratings?
wtf?
America is going down the crapper.

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Mar 15, 2010
12:46 pm

#8 IscreamUscream :

obviously, checkbox #3 involved head trauma.

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Mar 15, 2010
12:48 pm

#9 Monstrosa :

The seller’s avatar is Nick Nolte’s mug shot. That’s so craw.

Rate this comment: +34

Mar 15, 2010
12:50 pm

#10 Wilma Fingerdoo :

I guess you’re supposed to check the last box,
to skat?

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Mar 15, 2010
12:50 pm

#11 bootsychoo :

[]Spelling
[]Silk screening
[]etsy

Rate this comment: +25

Mar 15, 2010
12:51 pm

#12 cratz :

If the baby lives in Louisiana, just finish that word with a sharpie to say “crawfish”.
Crawfish first, walk second.

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Mar 15, 2010
12:52 pm

#13 Wilma Fingerdoo :

#8 Monstrosa-

For you.

http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=42608374

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Mar 15, 2010
12:53 pm

#14 IscreamUscream :

@Wilma–or Skantsboarding perhaps?

Rate this comment: +18

Mar 15, 2010
12:54 pm

#15 Efit :

Apparenty this Etsy seler is a dumbass.

Rate this comment: +15

Mar 15, 2010
12:56 pm

#16 Monstrosa :

#12 Wilma Fingerdoo :
Thank you! Much more appropriate.
[] Craw
[] Walk
[] Fall down drunk

Rate this comment: +22

Mar 15, 2010
12:59 pm

#17 Vile & Evil Debbie Downer :

Guys, don’t make fun of the one-armed, one-legged little person. Spelling with only one arm is harder than you think.

Rate this comment: +12

Mar 15, 2010
1:01 pm

#18 geektastic :

#6 waningestrogen :
And even so, 97% positive ratings?
wtf?

None of those sales were of items involving spelling. This guy is a moran.

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Mar 15, 2010
1:01 pm

#19 emargee :

craw-craw-ah-ah-aaah
roma roma-ma
gaga oh lala
want your bad spelling

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Mar 15, 2010
1:07 pm

#20 catwithoutacause :

“gary busy” how many mistakes do we see in that one? mind boggling

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Mar 15, 2010
1:13 pm

#21 Whawhawhatsis :

Let’s not forget the punctuation mistakes, either:

http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=42681562

After all, whoever gets this onesie will have multiple futures, so they may have the power to craw all over the internet!

Rate this comment: +16

Mar 15, 2010
1:15 pm

#22 voxwoman :

Obviously, this is for the spawn of Dr Zoidberg. even the silhouette on the third check box sort of looks like him) Except that “Craw” was the mating call, so that’s a bit weird for a baby lobster..

http://futurama.wikia.com/wiki/Doctor_Zoidberg

(and yes, I am a geek, thanks for asking!)

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Mar 15, 2010
1:16 pm

#23 razberries :

Crawfish know how to spell, at least…
http://www.flickr.com/photos/27900808@N06/4436529892/

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Mar 15, 2010
1:25 pm

#24 IscreamUscream :

Raz,

cute lil’ guy

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Mar 15, 2010
1:32 pm

#25 takilasunrise :

http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?ref=vl_other_2&listing_id=42581991

Nice……….it’s even on a “wife beater” shirt!

(I learned that from my teenagers……)

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Mar 15, 2010
1:32 pm

#26 SuperSnark :

Helmetless skateboarding + Board related head injury from grinding rails = one dumassed etsy seller!

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Mar 15, 2010
1:35 pm

#27 jeffreyrcarey :

“FUTRE”
Whenever I see suck misspellings, I assume the creator and/or lister was in a hurry to get to the kid in the bathtub. Maybe they meant:
[] Draw
[] Talk
[] Hoot

Rate this comment: +4

Mar 15, 2010
1:37 pm

#28 SuperSnark :

BTW the star wars merch? sure it’s NOT licenced-sellers who bootleg piss me off as much as re sellers!!!!!!!!

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Mar 15, 2010
1:38 pm

#29 jeffreyrcarey :

Ahahaha. “suck misspellings”. “such” maybe. (It works, but how bizarre to misspell when talking of misspellings.)

Rate this comment: +14

Mar 15, 2010
1:39 pm

#30 MajorDanger :

From the store Bio:

“We’re inspired by truck stops, swap meets, and mild contempt [for the English language].”

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Mar 15, 2010
1:39 pm

#31 bootsychoo :

#23 raz – Quit it. You’re making me hungry.

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Mar 15, 2010
1:54 pm

#32 whaapplewha :

These kinds of stupid spelling errors really stick in my crawl. Idiots.

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Mar 15, 2010
1:57 pm

#33 hamoza :

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Mar 15, 2010
2:00 pm

#34 HelenaHandbasket :

Oh, heck, if any of the people they hang around are literate, and spot the misspelling, their Sharpie will fix that right up-worked just fine on the rest of it!

Rate this comment: +7

Mar 15, 2010
2:01 pm

#35 Vile & Evil Debbie Downer :

Maybe it would be better saying Craw, Walk, Hop…?http://twitpic.com/18tg2a
or
http://twitpic.com/18tfrb

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Mar 15, 2010
2:04 pm

#36 UnaBee :

#7- actually their feedback is pretty awful. Most of the negatives are from buyers.

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Mar 15, 2010
2:04 pm

#37 lilprincess :

In the futre there will be no ‘l’.

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Mar 15, 2010
2:05 pm

#38 marlenemouse :

I belieb dat chirdren are our futre!

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Mar 15, 2010
2:05 pm

#39 Vile & Evil Debbie Downer :

Derp.

http://twitpic.com/18tg2a

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Mar 15, 2010
2:26 pm

#40 Skully :

It’s my party and I’ll craw if I want to…
You’d craw as well if your mom couldn’t spell.

Rate this comment: +21

Mar 15, 2010
2:38 pm

#41 Skully :

Derp, I meant to write “It’s my onesie and I’ll craw if I want to…” Oh wel.

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Mar 15, 2010
3:14 pm

#42 pantsmonkey :

See, stuff like this gives me hope that it’s possible for me to make something really horrible, and that no matter how horrible it is there will be somebody out there who will think it’s the greatest thing in the whole history of things, and will gladly hand me cash for it. I’m convinced it must be true.

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Mar 15, 2010
3:15 pm

#43 geektastic :

#39 VEDD
Dr. Sagan? Is that you? *awed*

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Mar 15, 2010
3:24 pm

#44 geektastic :

Did you guys see this
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?ref=vl_other_2&listing_id=42681102
someone on facebook posted it, pointing out it looks like the baby is being “deployed” as we speak.

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Mar 15, 2010
3:33 pm

#45 OneLoomStudio :

They could have saved it if they had another line under skateboarding that said learn to spell.

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Mar 15, 2010
3:37 pm

#46 angie :

Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.

Rate this comment: -5

Mar 15, 2010
3:43 pm

#47 geektastic :

Oh yeah, this makes me want to cuddle http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?ref=vl_other_1&listing_id=42616399
And I think this should be an amp, not a speaker http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?ref=vl_other_1&listing_id=42766665
Ugh.

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Mar 15, 2010
4:05 pm

#48 IscreamUscream :

Now, a Regretsy-themed T:

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Mar 15, 2010
5:17 pm

#49 dryad271 :

oh shit awesome
I want to buy one for my kid and write “lrn2spelkthx” on it with a laundry marker underneath

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Mar 15, 2010
6:00 pm

#50 NedTheDeadInRed :

Misspellings like this really stick in my crawl.

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Mar 15, 2010
6:13 pm

#51 Vile & Evil Debbie Downer :

ISUS, that gave me a good five-minute laugh. NEEDS to be added to the regretsy Zazzle collection HINT HINT.

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Mar 15, 2010
7:51 pm

#52 lilprincess :

ISUS I’d wear that on a shirt.

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Mar 15, 2010
8:42 pm

#53 snarkeygirl :

Stupid people give me head pains.

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Mar 15, 2010
9:44 pm

#54 clitty's got claws :

The only thing positive about this is that any kid who wears this is too young to read and realize how stupid their parents are for buying it in the first place.

Rate this comment: +4

Mar 15, 2010
10:07 pm

#55 priceless :

It always pains me to know that people who speak English, North Americans in particular, seem to be the ONLY people in the world who don’t even have mastery over their own mother tongue. How is it the average European can speak and write flawlessly in at least two languages and we can’t even master one? EducationFAIL. Or NorthAmericanIQ-FAIL…. take your pick. Really, it is uberembarassing.

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Mar 15, 2010
10:43 pm

#56 snarkeygirl :

Does this happen as bad in Canada, too? Might move there before my daughter starts school.

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Mar 15, 2010
10:57 pm

#57 mtopia :

@#56 We spell things wrong in Canada, but I can stand it so long as neighbour, favourite, and colour have ‘u’s in them.

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Mar 15, 2010
11:28 pm

#58 snarkeygirl :

Well, you’ve also got Tim Horton’s, and half of you speak French as well as English, so I’m in!

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Mar 15, 2010
11:28 pm

#59 IscreamUscream :

@priceless, I hear you–but then again, many Americans are that way because they can squeeze by on speaking colloquial English.

It’s less of the case in Europe, where they depend on tourism, intl. business, or simply that nobody will learn their language (such as Finland). A few others nations, whom I won’t name–are often resistant to learning a second language. Oh, and a certain province in Canada too. Probably obvious, huh?

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Mar 16, 2010
5:28 am

#60 priceless :

Yeah it’s a problem in Canada too, Snarkey. Yeah, ISUS, we all know who you mean… if the Star Wars WW11 piece is any indication, obviously HK knows quite well too

I could let go of the second language thing but to not even know your own language. It just speaks of the ignorance, laziness, and malaise we tolerate here and to some extent, even promote. What I am getting at is we’re going wrong where most of the world hasn’t and I would LOVE to see a little reversal…

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Mar 16, 2010
12:29 pm

#61 Stretch65 :

If you checked box one you are now qualified to work at Pop’eyes

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Mar 16, 2010
2:44 pm

#62 Retardated :

Ack! This is annoying!

First off, why is it always North America that gets the only “bashing” when it comes to lacking speech? Doesn’t anyone know that there is the same growing problem in places like Japan, France, Uk…there is even slang in Finland! *Is half Finnish*

My goodness people, NA is not the only country lol but for some reason it is always the only target and complaint.

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Mar 16, 2010
2:45 pm

#63 Retardated :

Continent* not country (Well there goes my intellectual prowess!)

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Mar 16, 2010
9:33 pm

#64 Eessirc :

You gotta earn to craw before you earn to wak.
We don’t use that etter anymore. It was deemed superfuous.

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Mar 17, 2010
5:44 pm

#65 PussDaddy :

Well this shit just sticks in my craw I tell ya.

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Mar 18, 2010
7:47 am

#66 eternalgreenknight :

crawptastic.

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