“Whomsoever” is a word? Maybe I need a few more coffees, too. *sigh* Eight years of post-secondary, and I still have to look up words. DAMN YOU IVY LEAGUE!!!!!
I think it’s actually a pretty big accomplishment to create a child’s shaky-handed crayon drawing as a three-dimensional object. She deserves some props for that.
#10 Mookie – I just had to check too, haha! Discovered too that I was okay anyway in the first place with ‘whosever’. Oh well, any excuse for more coffee is a darn fine one.
Maybe the artist created this necklace while on a “trip” down her own personal rabbit hole. This looks like the kind of thing I would make in high school when I was really stoned and felt like being “creative”.
She says she has a fourteen inch neck “ALL THE WAY AROUND”. Perhaps she has some spatial perception disorder that also inhibits her ability to paint within the lines?
#39 IscreamUscream “Looks like a red-thumb assault here on Regretsy
Wassup–you didn’t get that pony as a kid? ”
YES – I noticed that too and watched for a bit, it mostly happened very quickly after this posting came up on Regretsy. HMMM… I blunder – sorry, WONDER – who it could be???????
I could be wrong, but shouldn’t a ying and yang pendant only have two basic colors? With this one being red, black, and white, what’s the third color? Yong?
I realize, of course, that it’s “yin” and yang. Which I meant to correct after quoting her creative title. Argh. When will we be able to edit our comments here, anyway? Clumsy idiots like me need all the help we can get….
Great Cheezus on a ritz, that winter faces thing is nightmare inducing. It reminds of a scene in Pink Floyd’s The Wall that made me almost as nauseous as looking at that “pendant”.
As a very young jewelry maker, I think she has potential. BUT, rule # 1, do not make the big friggin’ focal point of a necklace something that looks like chewed up/regurgitated breakfast.
I want to know what makes these people look at their creations and say to themselves, “yeah, you know what? that looks pretty freaking sweet. someone is bound to give me money for this, and then wear it with pride.”
I could be wrong, but shouldn’t a ying and yang pendant only have two basic colors? With this one being red, black, and white, what’s the third color? Yong?”
You think this is a new symbol for menage a tois relationships???
I keep my polymer clay “experiments” locked in the basement, to be taken out in moments of doubt and self-loathing (to reinforce them). I would never subject the public to them…. until now…
Looking through her shop, it’s so contradictory. She makes some really cute jewelry — but then she tries her hand at the polymer clay crap. Why can’t someone who makes many pretty things see that her clay efforts resemble a kindergartner on crack? There’s a lot of things in her shop that I’d actually buy–but I really don’t want to support an artist who has NO ability to differentiate between good stuff and total incompetence. There’s a lesson here for sellers: Do it well before you…
OH EM GEE! I have been off the Regretsy (and everything else-tsy) grid for awhile, so I TOTALLY MISSED THE AWESOME DINGLEBERRY AWESOMENESS! I feel a little tingly. If I had a clay penis, it might even be a little glazed.
OK, I said I wasn’t going to tell you guys where the turds are, but I changed my mind. Here are my accidental turds. Don’t say I never did anything for you.
That yin & yang pendant. More like ping & pong.
Also looks like Sarah Coventry costume jewelry to me.
And the faces of winter – run over by a bus.
Not pretty.
#90 ~ pantsmonkey
Your accidental turds are lovely. Great colours!
But did you notice the knot in background wood looks just like one of the faces of winter?
Pantsmonkey, now, it’s not THAT turd like. Some of us just have imaginations that run in, uh, that direction. And I see nothing else in your store that suggests any kind of excrement to me. Favorited.
Thanks, all. Will return all the heart favors shortly. It probably is true that Regretsy has trained us to see turds everywhere we look. I see stuff All THE TIME that makes my snark nerve twitch.
@Pantsmonkey, I looked at your work…and your Sedona necklace is pretty cool! I would give that as a gift to a gf, I gave that a <3. Overall, I think you have good color sense too.
"Regretsy has trained us to see turds everywhere we look"
Because…there really are turds everywhere. Too much lacks skill or inspiration. It's hard to sort through that site and find good work–it takes hours.
I knew there was a fine art to blending Polymer clay colours but OH MA GAWDDD… Maybe she visited the Smoking Caterpillars to channel some inspiration – and the vision became cloudy?
I reckon a drunken Cheshire Cat with additional 12 paws covered in melted butter and cling wrap could have done better.
Speaking of fuckery. Does anyone ever wonder who has the lowest feedback score on etsy? Am I totally fucked up for even wanting to read it? You know it’d be juicy.
Jesus Christ, I had to register just so I could share this…. Not been following regretsy long, so apologies if this artists work is already known, but the meaty wonder wasn’t the best thing that came up when I searched for Wonderland…
I feel that seller is needlessly exclusionary in creating a necklace for a ’14 inch neck all the way around’. What about those of us that have a 12 inch neck at the front, 16 on the sides and 14 at the back? Where’s the necklace for them, huh?
109- We are well aware of Vulva Love Lovely, but I for one never miss a chance to ‘appreciate’ her strange wares. Very apropos find, and welcome to Regretsy!
Much as I want to be selfish and throw a tantrum because you’re taking weekends off, it’s hard to object since you’re doing *such* a masterful job during the week of providing such a fine choice of fuckery for our entertainment. So thanks for what you do, even if we always will want more!
geektastic- totally. And some of the facebook fans pick up the slack during HK’s much deserved downtime.
That being said, I still get cranky when she’s gone.
#109,OMFG , & good of you to register & share that lovely necklace. I think most here would agree that a vagina necklace w/o a working timepiece, is just a dull piece of fuckery.
March 12, 2010 at 5:31 pm
Is it made out of meat?
March 12, 2010 at 5:32 pm
Whosoever’s meat it was, their body is a blunderland!
March 12, 2010 at 5:32 pm
Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.
March 12, 2010 at 5:32 pm
Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.
March 12, 2010 at 5:33 pm
Not the necklace but the toggle clasp is whimsical.
March 12, 2010 at 5:34 pm
#4 FrankieP
My brain is a blunderland would make a better meat necklace. With its whimsical clasp.
March 12, 2010 at 5:35 pm
That “necklace” came out of a hole but it wasnt a rabbit hole.
March 12, 2010 at 5:35 pm
I’m thinking she has a whimsical grasp on what would indeed make a whimsical clasp!
March 12, 2010 at 5:35 pm
I do wonder…why?
March 12, 2010 at 5:36 pm
“Whomsoever” is a word? Maybe I need a few more coffees, too. *sigh* Eight years of post-secondary, and I still have to look up words. DAMN YOU IVY LEAGUE!!!!!
March 12, 2010 at 5:37 pm
I think it’s actually a pretty big accomplishment to create a child’s shaky-handed crayon drawing as a three-dimensional object. She deserves some props for that.
March 12, 2010 at 5:40 pm
I think she fell down a hole in Wyoming.
March 12, 2010 at 5:41 pm
#10 Mookie – I just had to check too, haha! Discovered too that I was okay anyway in the first place with ‘whosever’. Oh well, any excuse for more coffee is a darn fine one.
March 12, 2010 at 5:45 pm
Maybe the artist created this necklace while on a “trip” down her own personal rabbit hole. This looks like the kind of thing I would make in high school when I was really stoned and felt like being “creative”.
March 12, 2010 at 5:47 pm
Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.
March 12, 2010 at 5:51 pm
Wait…is that glitter?
No wonder she’s charging $15!!
March 12, 2010 at 5:51 pm
Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.
March 12, 2010 at 5:53 pm
I’m wondering all right – like what the fuck is whimsical about a toggle clasp and what she’s been smoking out of the etsy pipe.
March 12, 2010 at 5:55 pm
Why do bad tramp stamps come to mind when I see this?
March 12, 2010 at 5:56 pm
Off with thier heads!!!
or maybe it should be hands so they can’t make any more of this shit.
March 12, 2010 at 5:58 pm
Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.
March 12, 2010 at 5:58 pm
It looks like those clay-smelling dog treats. You know, like the ones that are supposed to look like little steaks
March 12, 2010 at 5:59 pm
Yipes!!
March 12, 2010 at 6:00 pm
The crappy clay work I can ignore, but the clasp and the chain are not the same colour, and that just screams lazy to the jewelry maker in me.
March 12, 2010 at 6:02 pm
More wonder from the land of blunder.. http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=41778229
And this delightful ‘Island Tower’ ring that kinda looks to me like someone’s rotting amputated digit.. or a rotting amputated *something*.. O_O http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=42370846
March 12, 2010 at 6:02 pm
It looks like we have a case of dual personality here.
Good girl: http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=21145445
Evil girl: http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=41531100
March 12, 2010 at 6:10 pm
I really shouldn’t even look at shit like this on Friday night after working my ass off all week… but this is some damn ugly fuckery.
March 12, 2010 at 6:11 pm
DEf. does not look kosher.
March 12, 2010 at 6:14 pm
#25 FrankieP :
And this delightful ‘Island Tower’ ring http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=42370846
Aah! It’s like a killer mutant potato.
March 12, 2010 at 6:16 pm
@#3 Jojo
“your body has my hands on it”
As soon as I saw this necklace I imagined Andy Bernard singing that song.
March 12, 2010 at 6:19 pm
Uh crimeny, hand painted? Looks like it was hand mauled.
March 12, 2010 at 6:22 pm
Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.
March 12, 2010 at 6:22 pm
See, this is what happens when you drop 50 hits of acid. Everything starts to bleed together.
March 12, 2010 at 6:25 pm
should’ve taken the red pill and the other rabbit-hole.
March 12, 2010 at 6:25 pm
Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.
March 12, 2010 at 6:30 pm
It looks like it’s melting like papier mâché in the rain, or gumdrops in the oven, or some strange combination of the two.
March 12, 2010 at 6:30 pm
This: http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=42264915 makes the mauled meat necklace seem almost desirable. I’m truly frightened of the tree.
March 12, 2010 at 6:31 pm
She says she has a fourteen inch neck “ALL THE WAY AROUND”. Perhaps she has some spatial perception disorder that also inhibits her ability to paint within the lines?
March 12, 2010 at 6:35 pm
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=42264915
“So lightweight, you won’t even know you’re wearing the necklace half of the time.
”
Dear God, can you imagine suddenly realizing you’re wearing that after having managed to forget it?
“Plus, this is unique and one of a kind, and if ever there another one made, it’ll not look the same.”
Promise?
March 12, 2010 at 6:36 pm
Well at least she spelled whimsical correctly.
Though that word in any description is never a selling point for me.
I detest whimsy.
March 12, 2010 at 6:38 pm
Looks like a red-thumb assault here on Regretsy
Wassup–you didn’t get that pony as a kid?
March 12, 2010 at 6:41 pm
it looks like chewed pieces of saltwater taffy dipped in glitter.
March 12, 2010 at 6:41 pm
is this made of bacon?
March 12, 2010 at 6:52 pm
so, is Alice in Wonderland gonna be the new Twilight in the Etsy artists’ world?
March 12, 2010 at 6:59 pm
@#39- Didn’t get the pony and now we’re making fun of his/her favourite, ahem, film:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alice_in_Wonderland_(1976_film)
@#42- Anything is better than more Twilight garbage; I’m talking to you Stephanie Meyer!
March 12, 2010 at 7:00 pm
I think its upcycled medical waste made with used cotton balls from the dentist’s office.
March 12, 2010 at 7:00 pm
#38 HomeAlone
If you detest whimsy so much then why do you hang out with us and all our fuckery?
March 12, 2010 at 7:15 pm
I can’t stand when people make stuff because of trendy popular crap.
But then I see how crappy it is and I just laugh.
March 12, 2010 at 7:17 pm
I think the artist missed the boat here. I’d love to see this at about twice the size as a belt that sits low on the hips.
March 12, 2010 at 7:27 pm
#39 IscreamUscream “Looks like a red-thumb assault here on Regretsy
”
Wassup–you didn’t get that pony as a kid?
YES – I noticed that too and watched for a bit, it mostly happened very quickly after this posting came up on Regretsy. HMMM… I blunder – sorry, WONDER – who it could be???????
March 12, 2010 at 7:30 pm
“If you have a larger neck, it might hand differently on you.”
HAND?!
March 12, 2010 at 7:45 pm
Then there’s her lovely “Ying and Yang” necklace:
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=21148186
I could be wrong, but shouldn’t a ying and yang pendant only have two basic colors? With this one being red, black, and white, what’s the third color? Yong?
March 12, 2010 at 7:46 pm
EAT ME
DRINK ME
TOSS ME
March 12, 2010 at 7:46 pm
I realize, of course, that it’s “yin” and yang. Which I meant to correct after quoting her creative title. Argh. When will we be able to edit our comments here, anyway? Clumsy idiots like me need all the help we can get….
March 12, 2010 at 7:47 pm
#49-she got that pendant cheap and couldn’t come up with anything else trendy to call it.
#48-that thing “hand”s me and I’m callin’ the cops!
March 12, 2010 at 7:50 pm
Great Cheezus on a ritz, that winter faces thing is nightmare inducing. It reminds of a scene in Pink Floyd’s The Wall that made me almost as nauseous as looking at that “pendant”.
March 12, 2010 at 8:05 pm
#49, looks more like Thing and Thang
March 12, 2010 at 8:07 pm
Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.
March 12, 2010 at 8:18 pm
is Alice in wonderland the Twilight of copyright infringing crap?
March 12, 2010 at 8:26 pm
Looks like this needs to take a trip down the shithole…
March 12, 2010 at 8:51 pm
A: does it melt
B: is it edible
March 12, 2010 at 8:56 pm
looks like it was made in Stevie Wonder land.
March 12, 2010 at 9:01 pm
Mmmmmm…cookies…..with sprinkles!
March 12, 2010 at 9:20 pm
#62 should be comment of the day…bwah..ha..ha.
“Why oh why didn’t I take the blue pill?”
March 12, 2010 at 9:50 pm
As a very young jewelry maker, I think she has potential. BUT, rule # 1, do not make the big friggin’ focal point of a necklace something that looks like chewed up/regurgitated breakfast.
March 12, 2010 at 9:53 pm
Once again, I am bored, so you will be subjected to my fuckery:
This is to go with that hideous tower thing ring she has:
http://i761.photobucket.com/albums/xx256/geektastic_whimsy/Regretsy%20NSFW/tater_neck.png
Note the whimsicle clasp.
March 12, 2010 at 9:55 pm
These are from a while ago, but I think they make a nice set:
http://i761.photobucket.com/albums/xx256/geektastic_whimsy/Regretsy%20NSFW/wf_tato_ear.png
March 12, 2010 at 10:09 pm
I want to know what makes these people look at their creations and say to themselves, “yeah, you know what? that looks pretty freaking sweet. someone is bound to give me money for this, and then wear it with pride.”
March 12, 2010 at 10:28 pm
“#52 Whawhawhatsis :
Then there’s her lovely “Ying and Yang” necklace:
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=21148186
I could be wrong, but shouldn’t a ying and yang pendant only have two basic colors? With this one being red, black, and white, what’s the third color? Yong?”
You think this is a new symbol for menage a tois relationships???
March 12, 2010 at 10:39 pm
Yinag, Yang, and Bang?
March 12, 2010 at 10:39 pm
That would be Ying…
derp.
March 12, 2010 at 11:10 pm
i missed you too, thumbs-downers, now go back to kicking kittens.
March 12, 2010 at 11:11 pm
Never fear! Here is a version where the wobbly, meaty texture would look great:
http://twitpic.com/189jpo
March 12, 2010 at 11:54 pm
fabulous, VEDD! And delicious as well.
Here’s an improvement on the seller’s disgusting Faces of Winter pendant. I call it Faces of Floyd:
http://i761.photobucket.com/albums/xx256/geektastic_whimsy/Regretsy%20NSFW/faces_floyd.png
*sigh* I wish I could still get high.
March 13, 2010 at 7:37 am
And to think I decided against making jewelry because I didn’t think I was good enough.
March 13, 2010 at 7:38 am
#74 geektastic- don’t we all…
I keep my polymer clay “experiments” locked in the basement, to be taken out in moments of doubt and self-loathing (to reinforce them). I would never subject the public to them…. until now…
March 13, 2010 at 7:43 am
Alice in Baconland.
March 13, 2010 at 9:15 am
@VEDD mmmm, bacon.
March 13, 2010 at 10:32 am
Nothing burps better than bacon.
*brach*
‘Scuse me.
March 13, 2010 at 10:47 am
Ah ha! There is bacon in Alice in Wonderland. I thought I remembered a piggie.
http://www.gutenberg.org/files/114/114-h/images/alice22a.gif
March 13, 2010 at 11:55 am
sadly, the whimsical clasp is the best part.
March 13, 2010 at 1:05 pm
The only “rabbit hole” this reminds me of, is the one under a rabbit’s tail.
March 13, 2010 at 2:26 pm
Okay, well – these are just too much fun NOT to make.
http://twitpic.com/18ei4z
March 13, 2010 at 2:40 pm
Too much coke and crafting = this http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=41778229
March 13, 2010 at 3:07 pm
Question.
Did she hold the paint brush in her cooter to do this?
March 13, 2010 at 3:07 pm
Looking through her shop, it’s so contradictory. She makes some really cute jewelry — but then she tries her hand at the polymer clay crap. Why can’t someone who makes many pretty things see that her clay efforts resemble a kindergartner on crack? There’s a lot of things in her shop that I’d actually buy–but I really don’t want to support an artist who has NO ability to differentiate between good stuff and total incompetence. There’s a lesson here for sellers: Do it well before you…
March 13, 2010 at 3:20 pm
Someone left the cake out in the rain.
March 13, 2010 at 3:35 pm
I’ve heard that Alice is way better after you’ve taken some, uh, herbal supplements. Maybe she didn’t wait long enough for them to wear off.
March 13, 2010 at 3:58 pm
…sell.
Crap. I thought I’d made it under the 500-character wire.
March 13, 2010 at 4:08 pm
OH EM GEE! I have been off the Regretsy (and everything else-tsy) grid for awhile, so I TOTALLY MISSED THE AWESOME DINGLEBERRY AWESOMENESS! I feel a little tingly. If I had a clay penis, it might even be a little glazed.
OK, I said I wasn’t going to tell you guys where the turds are, but I changed my mind. Here are my accidental turds. Don’t say I never did anything for you.
March 13, 2010 at 4:16 pm
That yin & yang pendant. More like ping & pong.
Also looks like Sarah Coventry costume jewelry to me.
And the faces of winter – run over by a bus.
Not pretty.
March 13, 2010 at 4:26 pm
#90 ~ pantsmonkey
Your accidental turds are lovely. Great colours!
But did you notice the knot in background wood looks just like one of the faces of winter?
March 13, 2010 at 4:36 pm
spandy: Awesome. I wonder how much I can sell it for.
March 13, 2010 at 4:51 pm
If it hadn’t been for the description, I wouldn’t have known what the necklace read. It’s almost completely illegible.
March 13, 2010 at 5:19 pm
Pantsmonkey, Congrats on your store! Beautiful jewelry, btw.
March 13, 2010 at 5:52 pm
Pantsmonkey, now, it’s not THAT turd like. Some of us just have imaginations that run in, uh, that direction. And I see nothing else in your store that suggests any kind of excrement to me. Favorited.
March 13, 2010 at 7:12 pm
oh the irony
March 13, 2010 at 7:47 pm
Thanks, all. Will return all the heart favors shortly. It probably is true that Regretsy has trained us to see turds everywhere we look. I see stuff All THE TIME that makes my snark nerve twitch.
March 13, 2010 at 8:12 pm
@Pantsmonkey, I looked at your work…and your Sedona necklace is pretty cool! I would give that as a gift to a gf, I gave that a <3. Overall, I think you have good color sense too.
"Regretsy has trained us to see turds everywhere we look"
Because…there really are turds everywhere. Too much lacks skill or inspiration. It's hard to sort through that site and find good work–it takes hours.
March 13, 2010 at 9:05 pm
@Pants–alcohol. Alcohol is good for twitchy nerves.
March 13, 2010 at 11:25 pm
I knew there was a fine art to blending Polymer clay colours but OH MA GAWDDD… Maybe she visited the Smoking Caterpillars to channel some inspiration – and the vision became cloudy?
I reckon a drunken Cheshire Cat with additional 12 paws covered in melted butter and cling wrap could have done better.
March 14, 2010 at 4:34 am
AUGH can’t…go….much longer…without…new….fuckery
Speaking of fuckery. Does anyone ever wonder who has the lowest feedback score on etsy? Am I totally fucked up for even wanting to read it? You know it’d be juicy.
March 14, 2010 at 5:26 am
You want fuckery? I gotcher fuckery right here!
(it’s big, but I think it’s worth it. And yes, I couldn’t sleep, why do you ask?)
It’s…
THE NEWEST ETSY SELLER!
http://s761.photobucket.com/albums/xx256/geektastic_whimsy/Regretsy%20NSFW/?action=view¤t=saloon.png
March 14, 2010 at 11:04 am
Una;
I would so love to see the Etsy seller with the lowest feedback! It’d be an awesome read!
March 14, 2010 at 12:07 pm
#57 IscreamUscream :
Thing, thang, thong…
March 14, 2010 at 12:07 pm
My eyes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Take it away!!! I can’t stand to look at it anymore!!!
March 14, 2010 at 2:07 pm
When I saw this as a thumbnail I thought it was a huge cluster of those needle-felted vaginas on a chain. Now THAT would be a necklace worth seeing.
March 14, 2010 at 2:21 pm
I think I win for most thumbs down. (#3) I didn’t think it was t-h-a-t bad.
March 14, 2010 at 3:02 pm
Jesus Christ, I had to register just so I could share this…. Not been following regretsy long, so apologies if this artists work is already known, but the meaty wonder wasn’t the best thing that came up when I searched for Wonderland…
THIS was: http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?ref=vl_other_1&listing_id=42304694
March 14, 2010 at 3:03 pm
@jojo—84? obviously a lot of lurkers took offense
March 14, 2010 at 3:12 pm
I forgot when I posted that last bit of whimsicle fuckery to credit mekon (@ post #101) for the idea. It makes more sense if you read that first.
Now this is really fugly, but I guess that’s the point. It’s a necklace about what happens when I see some of the crapola that sells on etsy:
http://i761.photobucket.com/albums/xx256/geektastic_whimsy/Regretsy%20NSFW/etsy_neck.png
March 14, 2010 at 3:36 pm
I feel that seller is needlessly exclusionary in creating a necklace for a ’14 inch neck all the way around’. What about those of us that have a 12 inch neck at the front, 16 on the sides and 14 at the back? Where’s the necklace for them, huh?
March 14, 2010 at 5:00 pm
109- We are well aware of Vulva Love Lovely, but I for one never miss a chance to ‘appreciate’ her strange wares. Very apropos find, and welcome to Regretsy!
March 14, 2010 at 5:29 pm
WestArtAndGlass
Love to read VulvaLoveLovely’s descriptions of her own merchandise, which always manage to provide new meaning to the word “wrong.”
If God meant me to wear a vagina around my neck, He would have put one there…which would make intercourse a completely different experience, I guess.
March 14, 2010 at 5:32 pm
Okay, Helen…I know you are just a volunteer, but many of us count on you to keep some laughs in our lives of otherwise quiet desperation.
Not trying to put pressure on you, but we are waiting with baited breath to see the next crafter with delusions of artisanry.
March 14, 2010 at 5:45 pm
#115- we’re like a cluster of r***rded children tugging at her hem
March 14, 2010 at 6:12 pm
I didn’t think Regretsy did weekends. I thought Bella last weekend was an anomaly. Are we waiting for something in particular?
March 14, 2010 at 6:22 pm
I used to do Saturdays, but I just wore out.
I do post on the Facebook group on weekends and late nights.
March 14, 2010 at 7:14 pm
@109, man that necklace totally sucked until I could figure out what it said!
March 14, 2010 at 8:40 pm
HK,
Well…you do deserve your breaks, especially after that eBay listing fiasco, good-gawd!
March 14, 2010 at 8:54 pm
Much as I want to be selfish and throw a tantrum because you’re taking weekends off, it’s hard to object since you’re doing *such* a masterful job during the week of providing such a fine choice of fuckery for our entertainment. So thanks for what you do, even if we always will want more!
March 14, 2010 at 9:29 pm
Ebay bullshit is one thing-post hospital/medical another altogether…easy to forget how recent that was, due to the always fresh & potent whimsicality!
All fabulous fuckery in due time….
March 14, 2010 at 9:51 pm
It’s the only reason I’m on facebook-to enjoy extra fuckery.
March 14, 2010 at 10:04 pm
geektastic- totally. And some of the facebook fans pick up the slack during HK’s much deserved downtime.
That being said, I still get cranky when she’s gone.
March 14, 2010 at 10:29 pm
#109,OMFG , & good of you to register & share that lovely necklace. I think most here would agree that a vagina necklace w/o a working timepiece, is just a dull piece of fuckery.
March 14, 2010 at 10:29 pm
A little next-level fuckery while we wait:
http://en.tackfilm.se/?id=1268634124484RA97
March 14, 2010 at 10:52 pm
geektastic, does that say ‘etsy’ or ‘goatse’? LOL
March 15, 2010 at 6:06 am
Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.
March 15, 2010 at 6:16 am
#110 Did everyone thing I meant HK? Or did I get so many reds for being lame?
March 15, 2010 at 8:37 am
#126 Nequam. That was fabulous!
March 15, 2010 at 9:16 am
#126- too funny!!!
March 15, 2010 at 9:57 am
#126 Nequam-awesome. Bonus is that I love to listen to Swedes speak.
March 15, 2010 at 5:51 pm
The thumbs-down lurker is getting lazy. This page is old. Try harder, unfriend!
March 15, 2010 at 6:22 pm
Good lord, she’s going to make more… from her Twitter:
“Going to work on new spring pieces in polymer clay…thinking about new daisy designs on oval cabs…”
March 15, 2010 at 6:51 pm
Wha…I get red-thumbed because I like to listen to the Swedish language? Are there a bunch of Westboro Baptist people here?
March 15, 2010 at 8:37 pm
Someone needs to tell this girl to put her hands in the air and step away from the polymer clay.
March 16, 2010 at 7:35 pm
IT SOLD!!!! O_O
Was it one of us?? And the most important question – will somebody actually WEAR it?