If I could travel back in time, I bet that my Dungeons & Dragons playing, high school-aged brother-in-law would have had a poster like this in his room. He was a big geek and my sister was a cheerleader in high school. Holy shit. I just re-worked Romeo and Juliet.
I had a puzzle that looked like this once. It was ugly. I never put it together because I knew I’d be disappointed at how ugly it was. Maybe I should glue it together and sell it on Etsy because apparently they’re coming back in. Oh, what? They’re not? Oh, then fuck it.
Why are the cougar’s eyes glowing? First they crop the front legs so it looks like the world’s fattest cougar, then they make the eyes glow peculiarly. This is only about a Level .75 Photoshop!
BWAHAHAHAHA ‘Greetings from Uranus’ is my new desktop lmao
Also *sigh* if someone could tell me how to change me avatar, That would be nice. I don’t actually look like an angry blue blob. Except after a good weekend bender.
It looks like she picked up the cougar rug in front of her fireplace, slung it around her shoulders, and waited for the timer on her camera to go off. After she had a few martinis…
It’s actually a shame that the watermark won’t appear on the prints. It’s the only thing that remotely makes sense. Napoleon Dynamite did better work than this!
I swear any idiot with a computer and a bottle of glue can call themselves an artist and post this random shit to etsy…I mean really ?…who would buy this, or any of the other dumbass things we see daily from etsy..I am gonna make a new shop called Crap I Make, and just throw some shit together blindfolded and see how it goes…perhaps someone will pay me $30 for a celestial bear screwing a tree that I photoshopped..really ??…WTF ?..there are some crazy ass people out there.
Sea Lion body + Cougar head + Some background I think used by Jack Horkheimer, The Star Gazer circa 1983 + Temporary Latino Thug 4 Life Tattoo purchased from a gumball machine at the Fry’s Electronics down in Manhattan Beach + a bedazzler = Space Cougar
#10: our cat is starting to look a little like that, it’s because we had him neutered. Why oh why did they go to the work of photoshopping him into such obesity? Just a cougar head floating in space would be as cool… which is to say not at all.
ISUS, it’s kind of frightening how almost cute goatse can look when it turns into a nebula. I’m not sure whether I should thank you for that or not….but I’m still laughing my ass off at it!
“Goatse Nebula” just did me in. I didn’t even know what “Goatse” was until a week ago. Just getting used to the idea that there’s such weirdness out there when I get slammed with this.
k for those who mentioned changing your avatar, I tried going to Gravatar and it won’t accept my username/password combo even though I use it on Regretsy… it is saying the alias “Priceless” is already taken, but not by me… If I made a new account I wouldn’t be able to use the avatar on this alias would I?
And as far as this Photoshop/Hallmark-romance-gone-horrifically-wrong is concerned, SO relieved about the watermark…I don’t think I could buy this unless it was absolutely perfect!
P.s. that cougar is from Webshots… I think I have it as one of my old desktop backgrounds. This summates into stealing someone’s art and calling it your own. Awesome Sauce!
#67 priceless-
It has to do with the email associated with the account. If you link an image on gravatar to the email you use in your wordpress account, it should work.
I can’t seem to put up an avatar either despite all mothertruckin combinations of past and present passwords and aliases- does it have to do with mac compatibility? or it just more like asshole-using-the-mac compatibility?
@70 – the “treasures from my heart” watermark on the image of an empty tomb is almost worth the price of admission. i wonder if the seller would print a copy *with* the watermark on it. bwahahahahaha!
Nevermind… just took a minute!! No longer shapeless birdbatbunny hamburgler thing!! Yay! Thanks Geektastic Too bad the tab is too small to read Uranus…. people will just have to cherish the memory
This reminds me of the new agey shit that was all over t shirts and posters and shit in the 80s and 90s. I didn’t think there was still a market for that stuff, apparently there is *coughtrailorparkcough*
Love the other photoshops though, especially the cat, and omg at the goatse one!
Shesh! All I did was leave for yoga last night, and the absolute best piece of craptastic whimisical fuckery of the day is posted! Wow some serious etsy pipe usage went into this fine piece of flea market art. Cosmic yak is the shit! Damn, just purchased a namaste bitches mug now MUST get cosmic yak too!
Damn! Dune is on right now. I completely missed the Spice reference with the neon-blue-eyed cougar. *hangs head in shame* I must relinquish my Dune Geek Badge.
I super like it. It’s like a constellation because the animal’s background is stars. I love Cosmic Yak the most. It’s very adorable cow with lightning eyes while greet people from Earth. The cougar is funny. Its Looks like that it’s pissed off. It’s good to think that digital art can make such a beautiful picture like this. Thanks to the technology. But still I prefer to traditional art which really show the true talent of a person in art.
March 10, 2010 at 4:33 pm
I don’t even know what to say about this. I’m quite literally speechless.
March 10, 2010 at 4:33 pm
I am pretty sure the Uranus one needs to be made into a mousepad.
March 10, 2010 at 4:34 pm
Twinkle… Twinkle… Little Star…. how I wonder WHAT THE HECK YOU ARE?
March 10, 2010 at 4:34 pm
Yesssss! I love me a space cougar. Wait, I am a space cougar.
March 10, 2010 at 4:37 pm
the front of the cougar looks messed up, like really odd,because of the crop of the legs.
But you know that’s nitpicking. It’s hard enough to capture candid shots of cougars in space.
March 10, 2010 at 4:37 pm
how to say
“I wish you were way out in space, getting mauled by a cougar”
in a way that is only slightly less painful than being way out in space being mauled by a cougar.
March 10, 2010 at 4:37 pm
Wait, this isn’t about the new Courteney Cox show?
March 10, 2010 at 4:38 pm
She should sell whatever the hell it is she’s smoking instead.
March 10, 2010 at 4:38 pm
Chinese menu-style “art”:
1 from column A: random space graphic background
1 from column B: random animal
1 from column C: random sappy phrase
Hold the MSG – it makes me bloated.
March 10, 2010 at 4:38 pm
why is it so fat?
March 10, 2010 at 4:38 pm
cosmic yak.
i’m going to add that to my vernacular.
March 10, 2010 at 4:40 pm
If I could travel back in time, I bet that my Dungeons & Dragons playing, high school-aged brother-in-law would have had a poster like this in his room. He was a big geek and my sister was a cheerleader in high school. Holy shit. I just re-worked Romeo and Juliet.
March 10, 2010 at 4:42 pm
whaaaat is wrong with that cougar?
Dumb photoshopping concept aside, THE COUGAR….looks very strange. What is wrong with its body?
March 10, 2010 at 4:42 pm
Jesus Christ: I smell more awesome t-shirts!
March 10, 2010 at 4:43 pm
I am in love with the Cosmic Yak. I can totally see a Cosmic Yak being the omnipresent god in an awesome religion.
March 10, 2010 at 4:44 pm
“It’s worse than that, he’s a GOAT, Jim!”
March 10, 2010 at 4:44 pm
If I were a teenager with a garage band, I would so be stealing the name “Cosmic Yak.”
March 10, 2010 at 4:46 pm
I had a puzzle that looked like this once. It was ugly. I never put it together because I knew I’d be disappointed at how ugly it was. Maybe I should glue it together and sell it on Etsy because apparently they’re coming back in. Oh, what? They’re not? Oh, then fuck it.
March 10, 2010 at 4:46 pm
Poor cougar clearly he got stoned because he has the body of a sea lion. Then he was shot into space. I would be getting stoned to.
March 10, 2010 at 4:47 pm
Why are the cougar’s eyes glowing? First they crop the front legs so it looks like the world’s fattest cougar, then they make the eyes glow peculiarly. This is only about a Level .75 Photoshop!
March 10, 2010 at 4:47 pm
Oh sure , that cat stopped in at the Mars branch of colored contact lenses R us.
March 10, 2010 at 4:47 pm
The cougar is in a Snuggie, it’s cold in space..,
March 10, 2010 at 4:48 pm
Fierce, I might add.
March 10, 2010 at 4:51 pm
laughed out loud at my desk, cappysue…
the best one is “greetings from uranus”
my favorite type of humor, silly and high school- perfect
March 10, 2010 at 4:53 pm
I FUCKING WANT IT SO BAD.
March 10, 2010 at 4:56 pm
BWAHAHAHAHA ‘Greetings from Uranus’ is my new desktop lmao
Also *sigh* if someone could tell me how to change me avatar, That would be nice. I don’t actually look like an angry blue blob. Except after a good weekend bender.
March 10, 2010 at 4:57 pm
Cosmic Yak is the shit!!
March 10, 2010 at 4:58 pm
#24 Mookie, I’ve not done it yet, but I think if you go to GRAVATAR , you can change it.
March 10, 2010 at 4:59 pm
Mookie- here is the link…have fun!
http://en.gravatar.com//account/verify-password-reset
March 10, 2010 at 5:01 pm
wow and wow! please zazzle this shiz!!!thisis more fab than the original cat.
March 10, 2010 at 5:02 pm
I’m pretty sure Hilroy had had lines of notebooks and folders like this. Dolphins in space, wolves in space, horses in space…
March 10, 2010 at 5:05 pm
It looks like she picked up the cougar rug in front of her fireplace, slung it around her shoulders, and waited for the timer on her camera to go off. After she had a few martinis…
March 10, 2010 at 5:07 pm
I *need* a Cosmic Yak mousepad.
March 10, 2010 at 5:11 pm
Please fix the cougar’s body. “I’m sorry. I can’t do that Dave.”
March 10, 2010 at 5:15 pm
#16- let’s start a band called Cosmic Yak and then do a concept album called “fat stoned cougars with blue cheerio eyes in outer space”
March 10, 2010 at 5:15 pm
haHA Thanks! Also, that was a typo. I’m not really a pirate.
These WOULD make the most fabulous mouse pads EVER, though!
March 10, 2010 at 5:15 pm
http://i178.photobucket.com/albums/w274/willzweigart/keyboard-cat-1.jpg
and of course, we cannot resist: http://shirtoid.com/3496/three-keyboard-cat-moon/
March 10, 2010 at 5:17 pm
It’s actually a shame that the watermark won’t appear on the prints. It’s the only thing that remotely makes sense. Napoleon Dynamite did better work than this!
March 10, 2010 at 5:20 pm
I swear any idiot with a computer and a bottle of glue can call themselves an artist and post this random shit to etsy…I mean really ?…who would buy this, or any of the other dumbass things we see daily from etsy..I am gonna make a new shop called Crap I Make, and just throw some shit together blindfolded and see how it goes…perhaps someone will pay me $30 for a celestial bear screwing a tree that I photoshopped..really ??…WTF ?..there are some crazy ass people out there.
March 10, 2010 at 5:22 pm
Sea Lion body + Cougar head + Some background I think used by Jack Horkheimer, The Star Gazer circa 1983 + Temporary Latino Thug 4 Life Tattoo purchased from a gumball machine at the Fry’s Electronics down in Manhattan Beach + a bedazzler = Space Cougar
March 10, 2010 at 5:24 pm
cosmic yak
March 10, 2010 at 5:24 pm
I’m pretty sure her main influences are Roger Dean and the movie “Ice Pirates.”
March 10, 2010 at 5:24 pm
HA !!…CRAPiMAKE was not taken..I have a new shop !!…watch for my homemade goodness…lol
March 10, 2010 at 5:25 pm
#38 pdrunk, your assesment is snortarific.
March 10, 2010 at 5:32 pm
Greetings from Uranus….. LOL! Thanks I needed a good laugh.
on that note
fuck these guys I’m going home!
March 10, 2010 at 5:34 pm
“Roaring” with laughter. Gotta go scratch my Uranus now. . . yak, yak, yak. . .
March 10, 2010 at 5:35 pm
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March 10, 2010 at 5:36 pm
Please please PLEASE make postcards of these! I will send the yak to every single person I know!
March 10, 2010 at 5:46 pm
The cougar is either looking back enticingly over his shoulder, or his head is on backwards.
March 10, 2010 at 5:52 pm
#47 , I think you are on to something there…his head is backasswards, well, as though it was photo shopped to his ass instead..I concur
March 10, 2010 at 5:54 pm
for all those red-thumbers, this one is for you:
March 10, 2010 at 6:01 pm
#10: our cat is starting to look a little like that, it’s because we had him neutered. Why oh why did they go to the work of photoshopping him into such obesity? Just a cougar head floating in space would be as cool… which is to say not at all.
March 10, 2010 at 6:04 pm
BWAAHAHAHAHA..#49..I just spit cookies out of my mouth
March 10, 2010 at 6:04 pm
The cougar isn’t the only thing that’s spacey!
March 10, 2010 at 6:13 pm
#49 IscreamUscream
That’s effing hilarious! I think I’m traumatized. (But in a good way…)
March 10, 2010 at 6:14 pm
ISUS…omg, goatse!!! LMFAO
congrats on COTD
March 10, 2010 at 6:20 pm
ISIS, you are the best!
March 10, 2010 at 6:22 pm
#47 cratz-
Perhaps he’s in a cougar print snuggie?
March 10, 2010 at 6:23 pm
ISUS, it’s kind of frightening how almost cute goatse can look when it turns into a nebula. I’m not sure whether I should thank you for that or not….but I’m still laughing my ass off at it!
March 10, 2010 at 6:27 pm
It looks like the cougar is wearing a Snuggie.
March 10, 2010 at 6:41 pm
That cougar looks pissed. I guess I would be too if someone put neon contacts in my eyes and shot me into space. And made me look fat.
The yak would be the perfect gift for Yak Shaving Day.
The cat in Uranus definitely needs to get to zazzle.
March 10, 2010 at 6:44 pm
OMG – Cosmic Zombie Yak. Dibs!
March 10, 2010 at 6:47 pm
I give! I give! He can has my cheezburger!
March 10, 2010 at 7:09 pm
“Goatse Nebula” just did me in. I didn’t even know what “Goatse” was until a week ago. Just getting used to the idea that there’s such weirdness out there when I get slammed with this.
Yikes … gotta take a tranqui and lie down ….
March 10, 2010 at 7:22 pm
I think the cougar is wearing that guy’s turkey skants.
March 10, 2010 at 8:06 pm
Yeah, that would explain a lot.
March 10, 2010 at 8:43 pm
k for those who mentioned changing your avatar, I tried going to Gravatar and it won’t accept my username/password combo even though I use it on Regretsy… it is saying the alias “Priceless” is already taken, but not by me… If I made a new account I wouldn’t be able to use the avatar on this alias would I?
March 10, 2010 at 8:46 pm
And as far as this Photoshop/Hallmark-romance-gone-horrifically-wrong is concerned, SO relieved about the watermark…I don’t think I could buy this unless it was absolutely perfect!
P.s. that cougar is from Webshots… I think I have it as one of my old desktop backgrounds. This summates into stealing someone’s art and calling it your own. Awesome Sauce!
March 10, 2010 at 8:47 pm
hehe…thanks, the credit goes to that original image.
March 10, 2010 at 8:57 pm
Did anyone look at the rest of the store, really terrible photos all. Especially the ones she actually took rather than stole and photoshopped together. http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?ref=vl_other_1&listing_id=42097131
March 10, 2010 at 9:02 pm
#67 priceless-
It has to do with the email associated with the account. If you link an image on gravatar to the email you use in your wordpress account, it should work.
March 10, 2010 at 9:16 pm
will someone please explain how to make an avatar for this forum…because I seriously want cosmic yak as my pic rather than the random doodle I get
March 10, 2010 at 9:54 pm
I can’t seem to put up an avatar either despite all mothertruckin combinations of past and present passwords and aliases- does it have to do with mac compatibility? or it just more like asshole-using-the-mac compatibility?
March 10, 2010 at 9:58 pm
pknitty — my wordpress login failed…I just made an account with my email address — seems to work…and I’m a mac too
March 10, 2010 at 10:01 pm
@70 – the “treasures from my heart” watermark on the image of an empty tomb is almost worth the price of admission. i wonder if the seller would print a copy *with* the watermark on it. bwahahahahaha!
March 10, 2010 at 10:23 pm
Are there rings around Uranus?
March 10, 2010 at 10:28 pm
Not the last time I checked.
Thank you, try the veal!
March 10, 2010 at 10:29 pm
‘Greetings From Uranus’
Best laugh I’ve had all day. Fucking hilarious.
To get your Gravatar to work, you have to use the same email address as on the wordpress account you are signed into here.
The image and your alias are changeable at will.
March 10, 2010 at 10:43 pm
Yak! So I now have a avatar (thanks for the help) but how do I get it to work on Regretsy? Sorry I think a block of wood is sharper than I am today.
March 10, 2010 at 10:43 pm
*an avatar. See? Can’t even remember my effing articles!
March 10, 2010 at 10:52 pm
Nevermind… just took a minute!! No longer shapeless birdbatbunny hamburgler thing!! Yay! Thanks Geektastic
Too bad the tab is too small to read Uranus…. people will just have to cherish the memory 
March 10, 2010 at 11:54 pm
This reminds me of the new agey shit that was all over t shirts and posters and shit in the 80s and 90s. I didn’t think there was still a market for that stuff, apparently there is *coughtrailorparkcough*
Love the other photoshops though, especially the cat, and omg at the goatse one!
March 11, 2010 at 12:35 am
Ice Pirates = Space Herpes! Even though I laughed uproariously, I still feel pity for that poor cougar-the-hutt.
March 11, 2010 at 2:52 am
Cosmic yac! Cosmic yac! My sides are splitting!
March 11, 2010 at 2:53 am
er duh. that’s yak of course
March 11, 2010 at 9:08 am
Shesh! All I did was leave for yoga last night, and the absolute best piece of craptastic whimisical fuckery of the day is posted! Wow some serious etsy pipe usage went into this fine piece of flea market art. Cosmic yak is the shit! Damn, just purchased a namaste bitches mug now MUST get cosmic yak too!
March 11, 2010 at 10:54 am
Looks like #51 scored a hole-in-one
March 11, 2010 at 11:29 am
Yep… nothing expresses the feelings of my heart more than a fat, contact wearing cougar about to hork up a fur ball in space.
March 11, 2010 at 11:50 am
Could we get a “Just for ‘Tweens” category?
March 11, 2010 at 12:54 pm
#60 A Snuggie in a cougar animal print
March 11, 2010 at 6:39 pm
digital art space cougar haz glan-joo-lar prblm. plz 2 fx. k thnx bai.
March 11, 2010 at 11:34 pm
Damn! Dune is on right now. I completely missed the Spice reference with the neon-blue-eyed cougar. *hangs head in shame* I must relinquish my Dune Geek Badge.
April 13, 2010 at 7:50 pm
At last, the follow up to Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus
May 18, 2011 at 3:30 pm
WANT.
June 6, 2011 at 8:16 am
I super like it. It’s like a constellation because the animal’s background is stars. I love Cosmic Yak the most. It’s very adorable cow with lightning eyes while greet people from Earth. The cougar is funny. Its Looks like that it’s pissed off. It’s good to think that digital art can make such a beautiful picture like this. Thanks to the technology. But still I prefer to traditional art which really show the true talent of a person in art.
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