In Space, No One Can Hear You Yak
Here at Regretsy, we are nothing if not responsive. In fact, we are obsessively, compulsively, ass-lickingly responsive. You say jump, we say, whatever.
And here we are again, responding with lightning speed to your whimsicle fuckery needs:
Cosmic Yak Mug
Looks fantastic on a beer stein by the way
Cosmic Yak Mousepad
Stain resistant, for when you look at pron
Cosmic Yak Note Cards
Comes with a staggeringly high quality envelope
And as long as we’re on the subject, here are three more items we added last week that I forgot to tell you about:
The Other R-Word Mug
Derp Derp Derp
The Other R-Word Mousepad
50% less offensive than the original word
The Other R-Word T-Shirt
Suitable for weddings, provided the bride is wearing ties
As always, your Zazzle purchase benefit charitable causes.
Yak on.
March 10, 2010 at 7:22 pm
Whimsicle fuckery at the speed of light!
March 10, 2010 at 7:23 pm
I would so love a regretsy R word shirt in black. Also, I still want a creepy duck lady shirt. Like the design I put up on the fb or something like it:
“Helen Killer is My Homegirl”
word.
March 10, 2010 at 7:26 pm
Swweeeeettt!!! My favorite fuckery yet!!
March 10, 2010 at 7:29 pm
Brilliant! I’m officially saving my pennies for my Cosmic Yak mousepad–and a “Know Question is To Dum” mug.
March 10, 2010 at 7:33 pm
Those are MUCH better than the original art work….LOL
“Suitable for weddings, provided the bride is wearing ties” bwha ha ha
March 10, 2010 at 7:52 pm
In viewing “you may be interested in” suggestions, I would like to ban the “Ban the..” merchandise.
March 10, 2010 at 7:53 pm
i would love a helen killer is my homegirl shirt!!!
March 10, 2010 at 8:10 pm
Been fooling around, making some greeting cards inspired by today’s fuckery.
http://i761.photobucket.com/albums/xx256/geektastic_whimsy/Regretsy%20NSFW/happy_yak_shaving_day.png
March 10, 2010 at 8:23 pm
Most excellent! I hope the Regretsy Alchemy fund gets a whopping cut off Zazzle merchandise. But even if it’s paltry, I’ve got a mug winging its way toward me. Hurrah for Cosmic Yak and whimsicle fuckery!
March 10, 2010 at 8:37 pm
Yak stuff! You rock!
March 10, 2010 at 8:43 pm
I clearly missed something – what’s the original R word?
March 10, 2010 at 8:50 pm
Strong work Regretsy Team… I hope you can make ones for “Greetings from Uranus”… definitely my personal fave. It’s gonna be a sweet ass father’s day for one Regretsy fan in my household
March 10, 2010 at 9:29 pm
just ordered my cosmic yak mousepad!!!!
March 10, 2010 at 9:32 pm
#11-
pssst….
DO NOT READ MY COMMENT IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED
BRICK-SHITTING MAY ENSUE
(…..it’s r**ard….)
March 10, 2010 at 9:37 pm
I want a cosmic yak mug so bad.
March 10, 2010 at 9:48 pm
i liked the yak pic the best. and because you are ass-lickingly responsive i may need to get myself a new mug.
March 10, 2010 at 10:04 pm
I need this mug. Mostly because yak is one of the few meats I will eat unquestioned [and it's raised locally here, so it's even more delicious]. Cosmic yak is too adorable for words.
March 10, 2010 at 10:25 pm
Helen, this one’s for you:
March 10, 2010 at 10:31 pm
#18 geek,You brought it. That is almost awesomer than the other awesome shit.I love a good snort before bed.
March 10, 2010 at 10:31 pm
BWAHAHAHAHAHA
SO fantastical!
March 10, 2010 at 10:41 pm
test
March 10, 2010 at 11:00 pm
#14 – thanks.
March 10, 2010 at 11:19 pm
Photoshop is truly being used for good this evening, We may no longer be able to depend on photographic evidence in court, but we can buy awesome mugs!
March 11, 2010 at 12:03 am
I think I might have to buy myself a new cosmic yak mug next week
March 11, 2010 at 12:37 am
Need the “Yak Shaving Day” for a wedding card! r-word = retard.
March 11, 2010 at 6:25 am
I have resisted buying Regretsy merch until the Cosmic Yak mousepad. Cannot wait to get it in the mail! COSMIC YAK!
March 11, 2010 at 6:55 am
If you wanted cosmic yak on a mug, just grab any old mug and hang with me on dollar Jello shot night.
March 11, 2010 at 9:20 am
I is dum. What is the other other R word?
March 11, 2010 at 10:45 am
#28 RUMPLESTILTSKIN !!!
March 11, 2010 at 11:17 am
While you’re jumping…
Crab Nebula Dalmatian!!!
March 11, 2010 at 12:39 pm
must have cosmic yak mug!
(think William Shatner)
March 11, 2010 at 12:47 pm
Oh Shit! I cannot beleive what a regretsy whimisicle fuckery WHORE I am-just ordered my cosmic yak mug-I feel so dirty, guess I am starting a collection…..
March 11, 2010 at 5:55 pm
Don’t feel too bad, SuperSnark, it all goes to a good cause…bwahahahaha (a trifle evilly)
March 11, 2010 at 7:49 pm
Supersnark- I have a Hello House UnAmerican Activities Committee mug and I told myself it would be the only one. But let’s not fool ourselves. It’s only a matter of time before I’ve got more regretsy zazzle up my azzle.
March 11, 2010 at 9:51 pm
As soon as it’s payday, I’m all over it.