I know what it looks like, but wtf is the glazing *supposed* to look like? It doesn’t follow any cat-type markings and it’s dribble right into its eye. And $60?
This piece is intentionally gross,and hilarious. But I actually like the weirdness of this artist. The other round cat pots are funny, as are the little things like the earrings.
#37 lyon, That pink thing was bugging the hell out of me too-at first I thought she’d given birth to a hairless kitten, but upon closer drunken examination, it looks like a pink penguin. Either way …
I kind of like him, except for the glaze, which is disgusting. There’s really no way to look at that glaze and not think it’s gross–even if you don’t have a dirty mind, it looks like someone spilled paint on it. My guess is that she thought it would turn out very different from how it did, and is hoping someone will buy it anyway.
You know, the same shop that sells you the clay will sell you another jar of glaze for when you run out. No need to be stingy with it on your sculptures. You CAN buy more!
*I just thought the seller needed that little “pro tip” from someone who used to make ugly ceramic things*
If this were my cat I would size it for some goggles. Photoshop some goggles with a little bit of spattering on them. please. ATTENTION PHOTOSHOPPER’S YOU HAVE A REQUEST AT THE FRONT DESK.
Back in highschool my band teacher used to tell us that if we messed up to just keep playing like we didn’t make a mistake because the audience is less likely to notice if we don’t bring attention to it. This however is taking that idea to a new level, we noticed you screwed up the glazing.
I wonder if you could file off the glaze with a nail tech’s drill and the right attachment? I like this cat, ‘cept for the oozing cum/vanilla glaze. Maybe for $40, you could take this cat, with more matching glaze, and just make it one even, shiny color?!
#50 RCB, I was napping so I got the request a bit late. the cat had to wake me up and bring it to my attention. To make up for the lateness of my submission, I am pleased to present it as viewed in a room:
AreYouGoingToEatThatPickle
March 9, 2010 at 6:23 am
“He came on the cat’s back, the very next day,
He came on the cat’s back, they thought he lost his boner,
But he came on the cat’s back, the boner wouldn’t stay away,
Away, away, yea, yea, yea…”
#63 geektastic : PERFECTION. I have been so busy snarking the last couple days about an assclown who is in a public office I just got back to Regretsy to see this. I wish I would have seeen the pepto thing. Guess you can’t snark it all.
The cat I like. But only sans cum. That grog glaze stuff needs to have been left off. Or at *least* should have been a different color! Like purple. Or something.
Really? anyone can see this is chocolate ice cream you have kind of, sort of shaped a cat face on and drizzled some kinda gooey vanilla crap on and you’re gonna scarf it down as soon as you take this picture. Puh-leeze with the ceramics and glazing….
I’ve seen many thing on this site that made me say “*this* is the best one”, of course I repeat this every three to four minutes.
But this is the only item that made me say “I’m not sure I’ll be able to get this out of my mind”.
Coming back a couple of months later, I’m afraid I was right.
March 8, 2010 at 6:14 pm
Actually, after seeing this, I’d say somebody really hates cats.
March 8, 2010 at 6:15 pm
I don’t know why bukaki jokes make me laugh so much. And the butt of this cat looks like a bum’s foot.
March 8, 2010 at 6:16 pm
Wow! I am sure that they have NO idea just how naughty that looks! Don’t tell PETA.
March 8, 2010 at 6:16 pm
Oh my.
I’m not a big fan of cats, but I agree with bondgurl.
This is almost as bad as goats.exe.
March 8, 2010 at 6:17 pm
I just nearly spurted out the soymilk I was drinking when I saw this. How fitting.
March 8, 2010 at 6:17 pm
It wouldn’t be so bad if the artist hadn’t sneezed on it.
March 8, 2010 at 6:18 pm
Really? I don’t care how “innocent” you are, you’d have to step back and say, that ain’t right. Maybe someone’s just trying to get Regretsy’d?
March 8, 2010 at 6:20 pm
the artist needs to lay off the asparagus and mountain dew and add fruit and water to their diet.
March 8, 2010 at 6:20 pm
Sure, it doesn’t shed, but it’s still sticky.
March 8, 2010 at 6:20 pm
I’ll take a dozen glazed please–with sprinkles.
March 8, 2010 at 6:21 pm
Ok, so I got whipped cream on my shirt at work today, and it looked like a jizz covered kitten had walked all over me.
And now, here he is.
March 8, 2010 at 6:25 pm
She has three of these on her site. Good grief. And they all look like cats who swallowed a blowfish.
March 8, 2010 at 6:26 pm
OK, there is only one word for this:
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!
March 8, 2010 at 6:29 pm
when his friends told him to go chase after some tail, i am not sure this is what they meant…
March 8, 2010 at 6:32 pm
Someone ought to tell them not to love the cats so much that they give them facials.
March 8, 2010 at 6:36 pm
That is the crappiest excuse for a glazing job I have ever seen, gross.
March 8, 2010 at 6:38 pm
It was a really nice whimsicle sculpture until someone spilled “vanilla ice cream” all over it.
March 8, 2010 at 6:41 pm
I know what it looks like, but wtf is the glazing *supposed* to look like? It doesn’t follow any cat-type markings and it’s dribble right into its eye. And $60?
March 8, 2010 at 6:42 pm
that’s “dribbled”
March 8, 2010 at 6:42 pm
I find it mildly humorous that the artist is also selling baby arms. http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?ref=vl_other_1&listing_id=35327689
March 8, 2010 at 6:43 pm
Not in the eye! I guess the artist ran out of time.
March 8, 2010 at 6:44 pm
I feel like I want to save it from the sex slave trade.
March 8, 2010 at 6:45 pm
She has some other cat stuff that’s not bad.
From her shop announcement:
“Bonus for potters: We are books, videos, and tools.” Hah!
March 8, 2010 at 6:46 pm
That looks like it ran into Sudabaki’s Big Butter Jesus!
March 8, 2010 at 6:48 pm
That is a pregnant hippocat of course.
March 8, 2010 at 6:49 pm
Anyone read/listen to that story about the cat in “Things I’ve Learned From Women Who’ve Dumped Me”? This reminds me of that.
March 8, 2010 at 6:53 pm
” #24 hamoza :
That is a pregnant hippocat of course.”
After her water broke?
March 8, 2010 at 6:54 pm
She admits that they’re tools on the interwebs and i get thumbs-downed?
Pffffft!
March 8, 2010 at 6:56 pm
#26 geek, I think in this case it was her milk that broke…
March 8, 2010 at 6:57 pm
….some of them are kind of grotequely cute.
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?ref=vl_other_1&listing_id=36923440
March 8, 2010 at 6:58 pm
grotesquely. Egads I wish WP had an “edit comment” key.
March 8, 2010 at 6:59 pm
I guess we now know what the feline counterpart to “screwing the pooch” is….
March 8, 2010 at 6:59 pm
Why does this make me think of “There’s Something About Mary”?
March 8, 2010 at 7:00 pm
This piece is intentionally gross,and hilarious. But I actually like the weirdness of this artist. The other round cat pots are funny, as are the little things like the earrings.
March 8, 2010 at 7:02 pm
I’m not really surprised. Her user name is just a few letters away from being “No Ordinary Bestiality”.
March 8, 2010 at 7:10 pm
Did anyone else think this an iced chocolate truffle at first glance?
March 8, 2010 at 7:17 pm
This looks like a glaze-testing tile.
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=19546368
March 8, 2010 at 7:19 pm
…..And what is that creepy looking pink thing next to the cat in the store banner???
March 8, 2010 at 7:21 pm
Proof: there is more than one way to skin a cat.
March 8, 2010 at 7:22 pm
I rather like this one.
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=35327847
March 8, 2010 at 7:26 pm
#37 lyon, That pink thing was bugging the hell out of me too-at first I thought she’d given birth to a hairless kitten, but upon closer drunken examination, it looks like a pink penguin. Either way …
March 8, 2010 at 7:27 pm
I kind of like him, except for the glaze, which is disgusting. There’s really no way to look at that glaze and not think it’s gross–even if you don’t have a dirty mind, it looks like someone spilled paint on it. My guess is that she thought it would turn out very different from how it did, and is hoping someone will buy it anyway.
March 8, 2010 at 7:38 pm
jizz jizz jizz jizz jizz! and it would burn the eye owwww!
March 8, 2010 at 7:38 pm
@Snarkoleptic
Sadly, Big Butter Jesus could not save it…
@LeeLoo, yes…something about it, lol
March 8, 2010 at 7:48 pm
Dammit, people! Who came on the cat… AGAIN??
March 8, 2010 at 7:52 pm
You know, the same shop that sells you the clay will sell you another jar of glaze for when you run out. No need to be stingy with it on your sculptures. You CAN buy more!
*I just thought the seller needed that little “pro tip” from someone who used to make ugly ceramic things*
March 8, 2010 at 7:54 pm
From this piece, I’m guessing that the artist has a bukkake fetish for obese pussy.
No?
2 Guys, 1 Cat…?
March 8, 2010 at 8:22 pm
Hey! You got your pejizzle on my sumo!
Hey! You got your fat fucking cat in my magic sauce!
Awesome!
March 8, 2010 at 8:46 pm
This is the EXACT reason men hate there girlfriend’s cats. They always show up at the wrong time.
March 8, 2010 at 8:47 pm
If this were my cat I would size it for some goggles. Photoshop some goggles with a little bit of spattering on them. please. ATTENTION PHOTOSHOPPER’S YOU HAVE A REQUEST AT THE FRONT DESK.
March 8, 2010 at 9:05 pm
Look what the cat was dragged in!
March 8, 2010 at 9:18 pm
it must be custer’s cat.
March 8, 2010 at 9:32 pm
It’s ok to love your cat; it’s not ok to LOVE your cat…
March 8, 2010 at 9:34 pm
Back in highschool my band teacher used to tell us that if we messed up to just keep playing like we didn’t make a mistake because the audience is less likely to notice if we don’t bring attention to it. This however is taking that idea to a new level, we noticed you screwed up the glazing.
March 8, 2010 at 9:42 pm
The sad thing is…if it weren’t for the glazing…it’s really nice…
ok…I can’t help this…Cum here kitty…cum here kitty.
March 8, 2010 at 10:13 pm
The cat doesn’t look too pleased with the situation.
March 8, 2010 at 10:14 pm
“To finish it off, I poured a shiny yellow glaze over the top of his head.”
Hmmmmm….I think I read that somewhere..a book about Grogging.
March 8, 2010 at 10:18 pm
I always make my boy pull-out & cum on my cat.
March 8, 2010 at 10:54 pm
Cat’s got your tongue?
Not this time.
March 8, 2010 at 11:21 pm
She needs to…uh…. work on her glazing technique. Her cats are really lovely.
March 8, 2010 at 11:21 pm
#59 “cat’s got your cum?” more like
March 8, 2010 at 11:25 pm
I wonder if you could file off the glaze with a nail tech’s drill and the right attachment? I like this cat, ‘cept for the oozing cum/vanilla glaze. Maybe for $40, you could take this cat, with more matching glaze, and just make it one even, shiny color?!
March 8, 2010 at 11:32 pm
#50 RCB, I was napping so I got the request a bit late. the cat had to wake me up and bring it to my attention. To make up for the lateness of my submission, I am pleased to present it as viewed in a room:
March 8, 2010 at 11:37 pm
I SEE MITTENS
March 8, 2010 at 11:39 pm
@#63 So great! I am giddy with excitement!
March 8, 2010 at 11:40 pm
This kind of thing happens entirely too often:
http://langworth.com/pub/talks/cadubi/images/wet_cat.jpg
March 8, 2010 at 11:50 pm
Wow, that cat got hit with a lot of, um, fluid.
March 8, 2010 at 11:51 pm
#67 Grog.
March 9, 2010 at 12:01 am
Damn cat … hurking those hairballs all over my rug must have ruined its digestive tract. Now it can’t even handle a saucer of milk. Yecccccchhhh …
March 9, 2010 at 12:34 am
hmmmm reminds me of last wednesday
March 9, 2010 at 12:36 am
@#9:
Sure, it doesn’t shed, but it’s still tacky.
FTFY.
March 9, 2010 at 12:39 am
i kinda like this one:
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=19546368
March 9, 2010 at 2:57 am
hey Killer, with all the confuzzle going on over in etsyland re changes to headers and fonts you are going to have to change it over here now
to really really tiny writing and change the thing into a cigarette liek someone did in a thread
March 9, 2010 at 2:58 am
and grey, dont forget grey
March 9, 2010 at 6:23 am
“He came on the cat’s back, the very next day,
He came on the cat’s back, they thought he lost his boner,
But he came on the cat’s back, the boner wouldn’t stay away,
Away, away, yea, yea, yea…”
March 9, 2010 at 6:39 am
The eyes, they follow you everywhere.
March 9, 2010 at 7:04 am
I would love the cats without the glaze, but geeze, those ‘bird’ earrings look like they are made out of poop!
March 9, 2010 at 7:43 am
Curiosity almost killed this cat!
March 9, 2010 at 7:56 am
This is a hideous abomination that must be destroyed immediately.
March 9, 2010 at 8:42 am
The phrase “looking like the cat who got the cream” will never, EVER be the same again.
March 9, 2010 at 8:43 am
Artist was probably inspired by:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0388860/
March 9, 2010 at 8:53 am
That’s the money shot right there.
March 9, 2010 at 8:58 am
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2740/4419630309_ec022aa96e_o.jpg
(it gets lost scaling further…sorry)
March 9, 2010 at 10:26 am
This just looks like a poorly made bundt cake
March 9, 2010 at 10:39 am
#52 I don’t think that is custard…
“…busyier than a 4 legged cat in an adult video arcade…”
March 9, 2010 at 10:54 am
#84, oh madame, that is hysterical!
March 9, 2010 at 11:54 am
ISUS: it’s a kumqwatty!
Love it.
March 9, 2010 at 12:31 pm
RELAX don’t do it… When you wanna PURR!
When you wanna PURRRRR
PURRRRRRRRRRRR (echo)
March 9, 2010 at 3:48 pm
What is the obsession with bears and cats on etsy???
There’s loving animals and then there is “loving” animals.
And seriously, no one made a cum on the pussy reference?
March 9, 2010 at 6:04 pm
#63 geektastic : PERFECTION. I have been so busy snarking the last couple days about an assclown who is in a public office I just got back to Regretsy to see this. I wish I would have seeen the pepto thing. Guess you can’t snark it all.
March 9, 2010 at 6:06 pm
OMG- I just noticed the background. The best!! You do not fuck around when you do something geektastic.
March 9, 2010 at 10:52 pm
The cat I like. But only sans cum. That grog glaze stuff needs to have been left off. Or at *least* should have been a different color! Like purple. Or something.
March 10, 2010 at 2:21 am
So sad…this would’ve been cute if someone in her household didn’t have REALLY bad aim (or good aim, depending on your point of view haha).
I like the other cats though, and I especially like the bird earrings, I think they’re cute.
March 10, 2010 at 5:02 pm
The seller appears to have spilled something all over their pussy.
May 24, 2010 at 10:25 pm
His store name says it all. He calls himself a Beastie..and that’s what people who “like” animals in a sexual way call themselves.. Eek! lol
July 18, 2010 at 6:18 pm
Really? anyone can see this is chocolate ice cream you have kind of, sort of shaped a cat face on and drizzled some kinda gooey vanilla crap on and you’re gonna scarf it down as soon as you take this picture. Puh-leeze with the ceramics and glazing….
February 17, 2011 at 2:58 pm
I’ve seen many thing on this site that made me say “*this* is the best one”, of course I repeat this every three to four minutes.
But this is the only item that made me say “I’m not sure I’ll be able to get this out of my mind”.
Coming back a couple of months later, I’m afraid I was right.
February 18, 2011 at 12:27 pm
http://bighugelabs.com/output/lolcatfd02005fa0edbdf487a7452d1d743b693e06cf01.jpg