From Here to Maternity
Oh, that looks very comfortable. I’m especially intrigued by the dragging “French” ribbons that you’ll have to keep fishing out of the toilet. And of course, constantly tightening the laces so the thing doesn’t fall off while you’re wandering around Rite Aid, looking for enemas.
This is one step above tying a Sham-Wow around your hips with a shoelace.