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March 4, 2010 at 1:32 pm
That’s taking “style” to a hole ‘nother level.
March 4, 2010 at 1:33 pm
Not Judy Dench. My god, she’s a dame!
March 4, 2010 at 1:34 pm
T-Shit.
March 4, 2010 at 1:34 pm
wow. All I can say is thank god they’re not selling pants.
March 4, 2010 at 1:34 pm
Oh yes. I could totally rock that in a very DeVito kinda way.
March 4, 2010 at 1:34 pm
So I can go around the house and find ruined t-shirts, color on them with markers, and sell them…who knew?
Bonus points for the elephant in the pic.
March 4, 2010 at 1:34 pm
What in the name of God did Michelle Kwan do to deserve this dedication? http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?ref=vl_other_1&listing_id=28564579
March 4, 2010 at 1:35 pm
The only feeling this piece-o-crap could evoke for me would be, “brrrrr!”
March 4, 2010 at 1:35 pm
If it’s so cool and that’s what she would do…why isn’t she modeling it?
March 4, 2010 at 1:35 pm
Back in the late 1990s, I signed up for a pet costume contest. I dressed my Rottweiler up as Richard Simmons. I used glitter paint and a grey tank top.
Aside from the “upside down anarchy symbol”, this is what the shirt looked like when my Rottie got through with it.
He never did forgive me for that costume and I’m still paying off the pet therapy bills.
March 4, 2010 at 1:36 pm
I usually have my kid iron his clothes after he draws on them. How else is one supposed to look presentable?
March 4, 2010 at 1:36 pm
i know i’m looking at danny devito and judy dench, but in my head, that shirt is perfect for chris farley in the chippendales sketch w/patrick swayze.
and now, i can’t get that outta my head. send help.
March 4, 2010 at 1:36 pm
#3 for the win!
March 4, 2010 at 1:37 pm
This shirt is bringing out EMO-tions I didn’t even know I had. *sniff*
March 4, 2010 at 1:37 pm
Even though Danny Divito lost the “Who wore it better poll” – he is smiling because he found the other ear!
March 4, 2010 at 1:37 pm
♥ how the arms go the wrong way on DeVito
Perfect casual wear if you’re expecting that chest-buster alien.
March 4, 2010 at 1:38 pm
Great profile statement
I LIVE IN KANADA NOW IM NOT SURE HOW MUCH IT COSTS TO SHIP TO AMERIKA BUT WHATEVE
March 4, 2010 at 1:38 pm
I wouldn’t use this shit to shammy dry my minivan.
March 4, 2010 at 1:38 pm
Love DeVito holding the missing-ear-elephant. Cracked me up.
March 4, 2010 at 1:39 pm
Dear God! When I was a teen, I too, had badly green-fabric-painted anarchy symbols appearing from my lips! This is uncanny!
March 4, 2010 at 1:40 pm
The shirt was worth more before they modified it. T_T
March 4, 2010 at 1:41 pm
This could make for some interesting tan lines. I guess. 1985 called. They do NOT want their shirt back. . .
March 4, 2010 at 1:43 pm
From another description in her shop:
…show the worl doyur beautiful. it’s not hard dummy.”
I couldn’t say it better…
March 4, 2010 at 1:44 pm
@pussdaddy–he sounds like a teenager, or are there a lot of stupid people in Toronto? Canadians, fill me in here…
March 4, 2010 at 1:44 pm
Perfect for styling WHAT? My nipple hairs?
March 4, 2010 at 1:44 pm
The only way this is an improvement on the original shirt is if it was a “Team Jacob” shirt.
March 4, 2010 at 1:45 pm
It must smell like teen spirit.
March 4, 2010 at 1:46 pm
What used to be on the front of this shirt? Was it made into another project, equally horrid? How long before this scrap was used to test her fabric markers? How much longer before she thought “Gee, you know, I bet someone would pay me money for this godawful thing”?
Also, her favorite material is “boys,” and nothing more. I do not even know how to respond to that.
March 4, 2010 at 1:52 pm
After a bit more looking, I now see that my previous statements referring to the seller as a “she” were in error. It is in fact a “he.”
This makes the favored materials even more disturbing.
March 4, 2010 at 1:54 pm
Now I am too depressed to comment. Think I’ll go cut a hole out of the middle of my shirt and mope about it.
March 4, 2010 at 1:54 pm
Just one more piece of holey shit on the million mile etsy highway.
March 4, 2010 at 1:57 pm
Oh… those were lips hmm, I thought something was booby-trapped.
March 4, 2010 at 2:01 pm
Where are all the ‘shops at, people? This bullshit is begging for them.
March 4, 2010 at 2:03 pm
Wondering how the hell can I get the image of Danny DeVito out of my mind’s eye so I could sleep tonight!
#12, any takers on the photoshop yet?
Skully? yes?
March 4, 2010 at 2:04 pm
even back in the “flash dance” era, nothing was this hideous…
March 4, 2010 at 2:05 pm
Well all I can say is Junior is gonna find their ass in a sling when mama goes looking for the rag she uses to dust the piano.
March 4, 2010 at 2:09 pm
OMG … the creator lives in Toronto … that’s only 90 minutes from here … aaaaahhhhhhhh!
March 4, 2010 at 2:17 pm
Did he design this, too?
http://www.uglydress.com/pregpromdres.html
March 4, 2010 at 2:19 pm
Also from profile:
Favorite Materials: boys
huh?
March 4, 2010 at 2:22 pm
From the Twitter account linked on the seller’s profile:
http://twitter.com/TeenFeelings/status/3305852425
“There is a A LOT of really terrible art in this world. Not everyone is an artist.”
March 4, 2010 at 2:26 pm
I thought the point of wearing hideous marker-scribbled, cut-up shirts was that they’re DIY and therefore make some sort of personal statement. Besides, crust punks don’t have $10 to spend on anything, let alone a shirt they could have found in a dumpster.
March 4, 2010 at 2:30 pm
I think somebody needs to warn Michelle Kwan about this guy.
March 4, 2010 at 2:35 pm
What bothers me more than the crapcraft is the overuse of the anarchy symbol. Geesh, is nothing sacred anymore?
March 4, 2010 at 2:42 pm
I like how they end with “Its cool.” Like theyre not only trying to convince us but also themselves.
March 4, 2010 at 2:43 pm
Does it disturb anyone else that Bronc Drywall knows what Danny DeVito looks like shirtless?
Oh wait. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DiENvhp9ddY
March 4, 2010 at 2:52 pm
seriously? What the hell is wrong with people?
March 4, 2010 at 2:56 pm
(Anarchy in the UK/Sex Pistols)
I am an anarchist,
I am a teen artiste.
I drew on my shirt and
I cut a hole in it.
I wanna sell loads of old clothes.
‘Cause I’m making these fucked up tees.
March 4, 2010 at 2:59 pm
I like the HOLE-ISTIC approach to fashion.
March 4, 2010 at 3:10 pm
Goldie Hawn wore it best in that movie she did with Meryl Streep…
March 4, 2010 at 3:12 pm
truly confused by the thumbs-down karma
March 4, 2010 at 3:17 pm
OMG, that will look so hawt with a cute mini skant and maybe some uggs.
March 4, 2010 at 3:21 pm
Yes! the perfect top to pair with skants. Lots of confusing holes.
March 4, 2010 at 3:22 pm
#51 OMG , UGH, totally hawt, totally skankyskanty .
March 4, 2010 at 3:23 pm
Skantalous?
March 4, 2010 at 3:31 pm
Skankalicious.
March 4, 2010 at 3:41 pm
Donut just look like a shirt with a hole…:p
March 4, 2010 at 3:50 pm
Should have sold it as maternity wear. If you got all your shit hanging out perhaps everyone would think before rubbing your belly.
March 4, 2010 at 3:57 pm
Somewhere there’s a teen with feelings torturing small animals. :/
March 4, 2010 at 3:59 pm
A quickie for the Chris Farley fans
http://i761.photobucket.com/albums/xx256/geektastic_whimsy/Regretsy%20NSFW/farley_shirt.png
March 4, 2010 at 4:00 pm
Just when I think the craptacity can’t get any worse, it gets worse.
March 4, 2010 at 4:04 pm
#59, Oh geekt , you just HAD to go & do that! <3
March 4, 2010 at 4:32 pm
Just when I think etsy sellers have truly scraped the bottom of the barrel, the bottom of the barrel falls out and then they sell the broken barrel.
March 4, 2010 at 4:45 pm
I dunno guys I smell a troll.
Something about her description screams satire or joke. Not to mention this from her profile:
“I LIVE IN KANADA NOW IM NOT SURE HOW MUCH IT COSTS TO SHIP TO AMERIKA BUT WHATEVE”
March 4, 2010 at 4:48 pm
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=28552969
“No one will messs with you while wearing this, so mess with them.” …Because they’ll think you’re batshit insane.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/teenfeelings/4339533349/
If only there was a Regretsy of Flickr…
March 4, 2010 at 4:55 pm
Upon further investigation, reading through her Twitter and blog, Im 100% convinced this is all a joke.
March 4, 2010 at 5:03 pm
@#65 Eruanna, you’re probably right. I think she said it best on twitter when she said “wabwabwabwabwabwab”.
March 4, 2010 at 5:25 pm
I like how it ‘features a large hole’. That’s positive thinkin’ there.
I found a picture of the shirt before the frontectomy, and I think the hole is a vast improvement:
http://twitpic.com/16nd2f
March 4, 2010 at 5:47 pm
#59 – geektastic. – awesomesauce!
that is exactly how it looks in my head.
and now, i need some brain brillo, please.
March 4, 2010 at 5:56 pm
It’s late, but this was sort of a request
http://i761.photobucket.com/albums/xx256/geektastic_whimsy/Regretsy%20NSFW/wf_male_front.png
He needs something tatoo’d on his belly, but I’m too hungry to think of anything right now.
March 4, 2010 at 6:22 pm
#7 turtlegirl76 :
I’m pretty sure that those are earth worms mating and needs to be on a banjo case.
March 4, 2010 at 6:28 pm
#38 I just spit coffee all over my poor sleeping cat.
March 4, 2010 at 6:29 pm
Hmm…Zazzle idea….A shirt with a picture of a hole on it?
March 4, 2010 at 6:31 pm
#69 A unicorn.
March 4, 2010 at 6:37 pm
Dayum. Teen feelings? More like downright manic.
March 4, 2010 at 6:47 pm
Geektastic: Thanks for both
Now I can sleep tonite
March 4, 2010 at 7:09 pm
#72–I’d buy one. Would need some sort of fuckery on the back…
March 4, 2010 at 8:30 pm
With just a tad bit more sharpie work, the point of the shirt is revealed. (Note to seller: YOU’RE WELCOME)
http://twitpic.com/16odpd
OKAY YES, I HAVE A FIXATION, shut up.
March 4, 2010 at 8:43 pm
Or you could stick a couple of bows on it, and some woolly stuff on the shoulders, and it would be a CUTE LITTLE LAMB.
March 4, 2010 at 9:11 pm
Awesome! Now I know what to do with all my husbands drooled up shirts….Keep your eye out, soon to be listed….now where are the markers and scissors?
March 4, 2010 at 9:46 pm
An updated hawt dood
http://i761.photobucket.com/albums/xx256/geektastic_whimsy/wf_male_front_tats.png
March 5, 2010 at 12:00 am
I’ve seen nicer shirts dragged out of dumpsters.
*crosses her fingers and prays it’s a joke*
March 5, 2010 at 12:32 am
hm i have too #81… i have too…. the least they could of done was iron it
March 5, 2010 at 1:22 am
#82-I’m thinking that if they ironed it, there would be nothing left to the shirt except for the hems. Although…if that were the case, they would probably make it into some kind of “totally cool anarchist post-punk necklace”…which kind of negates itself when you think of it.
March 5, 2010 at 3:28 am
This looks deranged
Awesome work #80 geektastic
March 5, 2010 at 5:33 am
These shirts are terrible in every way. Is there a way to anti-heart a shop?
I mean, not just ignore it or refuse to “heart” it, but can I actually mark that I strongly dislike a shop?
Maybe a little upside-down heart with a pentagram would show up on their page..
March 5, 2010 at 7:14 am
Does anybody remember this? I’m thinking most teenagers don’t. That was 1992.
Pigface “Hips, Tits, Lips, Power” Lyrics:
Hips
Tits
Lips
POWER!
March 5, 2010 at 8:06 am
I just hurt myself laughing.
March 5, 2010 at 10:48 am
“…show the worl doyur beautiful. it’s not hard dummy.”
Can this PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE be the next Zazzle merch? Pretty please with vicodin on top?
March 7, 2010 at 1:20 am
Say what?
Judy Dench looks prime.
You know what, this is actually ringing true to that of a Teenagers Wardrobe. Clearly no moth balls around… hence the amazing natural decay-design of this garment.
Oh weee wooo.
I wanna see Miley wearing this one!
March 8, 2010 at 10:18 am
@#24 iscreamuscream: Yeah this person does not represent Canadians or Torontonians in any way… maybe he moved from the US… jokes
March 14, 2011 at 10:57 pm
i think cate blanchett wore it the best…
http://cdn.buzznet.com/media-cdn/jj1/headlines/2011/02/cate-blanchett-2011-oscars.jpg
(although i honestly love that dress)