Banjo players, man. It’s just party, party, party with their humping unicorn banjo cases and root beer floats and seersucker pants. Crazy bastards.
Oh my, I’ve been thinking about learning to play the banjo. If I show this bag to my husband maybe he’ll agree I should go ahead and buy one.
Haha, this is quite awesome. It reminds me of the humping reindeer chart that a lot of people are using to make hats out of. XD
Oh my-Shakey’s IS the place to be!
Wow, I’ve made my husband immune to my insanity. I sent him a link to the bag saying I’d need it for my banjo and he responded: “A banjo is pretty hard to play”
hahahha….holy hell, just snorked beer all over the table. PS, I think this would horribly scar the delicate minds of children in theme parks all over the world when they see this slung on the chair of the Grampa looking guy rocking the banjo at the soda fountain stage.
Wouldn’t it just be cheaper to buy the T-shirt?
Kinda cool for $120 (+ $8 for deliverance). Looks like that unicorn’s really making his mate squeal like a pig.
How funny, I always think of unicorn sex when I hear the theme song from Deliverance.
Rainbow quilting, humping unicorns, AND banjos.
Honey, I have died & gone to Heaven.
Kids–NEVER approach the man holding this bag.
This has been a public service announcement.
@pdrunk, yeah… bad enough without the blatant plagiarism. Good pointing that out.
This just confirms what I have always suspected about banjo players.
Glad that my granddad, a banjo picker from way back, is dead. Cause otherwise he’d definitely be getting this for his birthday.
Boy, does this remind me of my wedding!
THis is exactly what I most need in the world.
Although I DO have a thing for horned mammals , I just can’t get the whole ‘acid flashback’ thing outta’ my head. I’ll have to pass.
Thank goodness for that ”extra layer of protection“ between the frisky unicorns and the actual banjo.
My husband plays the banjo…this is really tempting in a sick sort of way
Also…I’m seriously considering this for my ukulele…http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=41617019
Just in time for The Big Gay Banjo Jamboree!
I can hear the banjo playing the theme song from “Deliverance” in my head.
Great minds think alike! (At least that is what the voices in my head told me).
oh lord. just what the world needs: the Regretsifolk Band. hehe
I bet this artist spent her a significant amount of time in her early career making grilled cheeses at Dead shows.
Just a guess..
#22 Wilma, Ya’ think?
This hideous listing has a removable stash bag in it.
WOW – if this sells it will confirm my theory – there’s an ass for every seat.
squeal like a unicorn…boy!
So I’m reading her profile and see that she works with her 11 year old “sidekick” daughter. I’m trying to imagine the conversation when the design decision was made to use the copulating unicorns. My daughter and I would probably laugh ourselves sick over it, but she’s 22. I don’t think we would have gone there 11 years ago.
Well, when I think of sexy things, particularly sexy music, I think banjo. This case is truly the only thing capable of harnessing the virility of the banjo.
One of her favourite materials is “I like things that go in spirals.”
Someday we’ll find it, the rainbow connection…
Does the rainbow mean gay unicorn sex?
I always knew unicorns were horny…
“We here at the Mutant Gay Unicorn Relief Fund would like to show that our fund-raising rainbow thermometer has been filled. Thanks to your donations, we can perhaps one day be free of this horrible scourge on humanity.”
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I seen this before! The kid in the Movie “Deliverance” carried his banjo in exactly the same thing!
Doin’ it…unicorn style!
Can I get one with a unicorn boinking a dolphin?
Probably would’ve already sold if they’d gone with goats.
Banging on the banjo…? I know, I know, I’m sorry that was reaching. There seems to be a lot of unicorn copulation lately on Etsy, I guess spring is in the air.
Here’s a real winner. Half man, half lion: all concern and raised eyebrows.
I wonder if she ever has trouble collecting payments since her target market is people who do a lot of shrooms…
haha! I was gonna send this to you earlier today…
I will never understand the fascination with unicorn sex…
Dear Etsy Unicorn Banjo Case Seller,
Can you just quilt me a banjo case with an image of YOU diddling ME in the ass, because if I paid $120 for this extraordinary piece of…uh..Americana, that’s exactly how I’d feel.
Laughed out loud @skully! Thanks, I needed that.
Whimsicle fuckery. Literally.
If only it came with a matching bowtie, I’d buy it for the guy who’s coming to entertain the kids at the church picnic.
@#43 Janncri: You’re welcome. I’m sure you have a real purdy mouth under that tape.
I love the banjo and know a lot of banjo players, but none of them would be caught dead carrying their instruments in a rainbow-colored uni-porn bag.
Somewhere on this site is this but I shall say it again. The perfect pitch is when you throw the banjo and it breaks the accordian.
#44 busybody : PSSSSSSSTTT…. who’s ear are you whispering in on your avatard?
Ugh, fucking unicorns.
(Sorry, couldn’t resist the obvious bad joke).
What is with the unicorn sex? It seems rampant. I dont get it :/
Uni-hornies? LOL…how about a “view in a room” of a little girl’s room with rainbows, carebares, and uni-hornies.
wow – I like bluegrass AND hippie shit, and I STILL think this is highly regrettable. Pretty sure no self-respecting bluegrass musician is going to show up to the jam carrying this…thing.
What’s with your new avatar? Looks like a chewed up pacman and then “me” so is it saying eat me?
(Also sorry about your friend from previous post. So sad)
She can keep the lyrics to Blue Oyster Cult’s “come on Mary don’t fear the reefer” in her removable stash bag.
#55 Wilma Fingerdoo-
From what I see, it looks like they found Betty’s
Okay, you know what? Calling them moon landing strips is taking the female-anatomy-worship just a little too far.
Wow. The last thing I want to be reminded of when I’m performing normal daily activities are my bodily functions. And I am NOT going to fertilize my plants with menstrual fluid.
i have the hoody version from threadless (@pdrunk). someone one asked me what the hell the unicorns were doing. my without-thinking response? “they’re making love. it’s beautiful.” sigh. i think i have to buy that case now as my punishment.
I love it! I just want to know how the unicorns decide which end to start with…
K, I play banjo (just barely) and srsly, if I could get someone to make me a new case for my Bacon Belmont Seeger style longneck, I’d buy it, unicorns or no.
You know how hard it is to find a new case for a longneck?
That’s why all the unicorns went extinct !
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