Foggy Mental Breakdown
Banjo players, man. It’s just party, party, party with their humping unicorn banjo cases and root beer floats and seersucker pants. Crazy bastards.
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March 3, 2010 at 4:31 pm
Oh my, I’ve been thinking about learning to play the banjo. If I show this bag to my husband maybe he’ll agree I should go ahead and buy one.
March 3, 2010 at 4:34 pm
Haha, this is quite awesome. It reminds me of the humping reindeer chart that a lot of people are using to make hats out of. XD
March 3, 2010 at 4:35 pm
Oh my-Shakey’s IS the place to be!
March 3, 2010 at 4:35 pm
Wow, I’ve made my husband immune to my insanity. I sent him a link to the bag saying I’d need it for my banjo and he responded: “A banjo is pretty hard to play”
March 3, 2010 at 4:36 pm
hahahha….holy hell, just snorked beer all over the table. PS, I think this would horribly scar the delicate minds of children in theme parks all over the world when they see this slung on the chair of the Grampa looking guy rocking the banjo at the soda fountain stage.
March 3, 2010 at 4:39 pm
Wouldn’t it just be cheaper to buy the T-shirt?
http://www.threadless.com/product/157/Afternoon_Delight
March 3, 2010 at 4:40 pm
Kinda cool for $120 (+ $8 for deliverance). Looks like that unicorn’s really making his mate squeal like a pig.
March 3, 2010 at 4:40 pm
How funny, I always think of unicorn sex when I hear the theme song from Deliverance.
March 3, 2010 at 4:41 pm
Rainbow quilting, humping unicorns, AND banjos.
Honey, I have died & gone to Heaven.
March 3, 2010 at 4:41 pm
Kids–NEVER approach the man holding this bag.
This has been a public service announcement.
March 3, 2010 at 4:44 pm
@pdrunk, yeah… bad enough without the blatant plagiarism. Good pointing that out.
March 3, 2010 at 4:44 pm
This just confirms what I have always suspected about banjo players.
Sick bastards.
March 3, 2010 at 4:46 pm
Glad that my granddad, a banjo picker from way back, is dead. Cause otherwise he’d definitely be getting this for his birthday.
March 3, 2010 at 4:48 pm
Boy, does this remind me of my wedding!
March 3, 2010 at 4:49 pm
THis is exactly what I most need in the world.
Although I DO have a thing for horned mammals , I just can’t get the whole ‘acid flashback’ thing outta’ my head. I’ll have to pass.
March 3, 2010 at 4:49 pm
Thank goodness for that ”extra layer of protection“ between the frisky unicorns and the actual banjo.
March 3, 2010 at 4:50 pm
My husband plays the banjo…this is really tempting in a sick sort of way
Also…I’m seriously considering this for my ukulele…http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=41617019
March 3, 2010 at 4:56 pm
Just in time for The Big Gay Banjo Jamboree!
March 3, 2010 at 4:58 pm
I can hear the banjo playing the theme song from “Deliverance” in my head.
March 3, 2010 at 5:00 pm
#8 Sudabaki-
Great minds think alike! (At least that is what the voices in my head told me).
March 3, 2010 at 5:01 pm
oh lord. just what the world needs: the Regretsifolk Band. hehe
March 3, 2010 at 5:03 pm
I bet this artist spent her a significant amount of time in her early career making grilled cheeses at Dead shows.
Just a guess..
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=32338063
March 3, 2010 at 5:06 pm
#22 Wilma, Ya’ think?
This hideous listing has a removable stash bag in it.
March 3, 2010 at 5:08 pm
WOW – if this sells it will confirm my theory – there’s an ass for every seat.
March 3, 2010 at 5:09 pm
squeal like a unicorn…boy!
(sorry)
March 3, 2010 at 5:11 pm
So I’m reading her profile and see that she works with her 11 year old “sidekick” daughter. I’m trying to imagine the conversation when the design decision was made to use the copulating unicorns. My daughter and I would probably laugh ourselves sick over it, but she’s 22. I don’t think we would have gone there 11 years ago.
March 3, 2010 at 5:17 pm
Well, when I think of sexy things, particularly sexy music, I think banjo. This case is truly the only thing capable of harnessing the virility of the banjo.
March 3, 2010 at 5:29 pm
One of her favourite materials is “I like things that go in spirals.”
March 3, 2010 at 5:31 pm
http://twitpic.com/16gzjm
March 3, 2010 at 5:31 pm
Someday we’ll find it, the rainbow connection…
http://www.flickr.com/photos/27900808@N06/4405452530/
March 3, 2010 at 5:36 pm
Does the rainbow mean gay unicorn sex?
March 3, 2010 at 5:37 pm
I always knew unicorns were horny…
(collective groan)
March 3, 2010 at 5:55 pm
“We here at the Mutant Gay Unicorn Relief Fund would like to show that our fund-raising rainbow thermometer has been filled. Thanks to your donations, we can perhaps one day be free of this horrible scourge on humanity.”
March 3, 2010 at 6:01 pm
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March 3, 2010 at 6:33 pm
Doin’ it…unicorn style!
March 3, 2010 at 6:36 pm
Can I get one with a unicorn boinking a dolphin?
March 3, 2010 at 6:37 pm
Probably would’ve already sold if they’d gone with goats.
March 3, 2010 at 6:44 pm
Banging on the banjo…? I know, I know, I’m sorry that was reaching. There seems to be a lot of unicorn copulation lately on Etsy, I guess spring is in the air.
March 3, 2010 at 6:56 pm
Here’s a real winner. Half man, half lion: all concern and raised eyebrows.
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?ref=vl_other_2&listing_id=32335507
March 3, 2010 at 7:12 pm
I wonder if she ever has trouble collecting payments since her target market is people who do a lot of shrooms…
March 3, 2010 at 7:20 pm
haha! I was gonna send this to you earlier today…
I will never understand the fascination with unicorn sex…
March 3, 2010 at 7:21 pm
Dear Etsy Unicorn Banjo Case Seller,
Can you just quilt me a banjo case with an image of YOU diddling ME in the ass, because if I paid $120 for this extraordinary piece of…uh..Americana, that’s exactly how I’d feel.
March 3, 2010 at 7:36 pm
Laughed out loud @skully! Thanks, I needed that.
March 3, 2010 at 7:37 pm
Whimsicle fuckery. Literally.
March 3, 2010 at 7:41 pm
If only it came with a matching bowtie, I’d buy it for the guy who’s coming to entertain the kids at the church picnic.
March 3, 2010 at 7:45 pm
@#43 Janncri: You’re welcome. I’m sure you have a real purdy mouth under that tape.
March 3, 2010 at 8:10 pm
I love the banjo and know a lot of banjo players, but none of them would be caught dead carrying their instruments in a rainbow-colored uni-porn bag.
March 3, 2010 at 8:23 pm
Somewhere on this site is this but I shall say it again. The perfect pitch is when you throw the banjo and it breaks the accordian.
March 3, 2010 at 8:24 pm
#44 busybody : PSSSSSSSTTT…. who’s ear are you whispering in on your avatard?
March 3, 2010 at 10:02 pm
Ugh, fucking unicorns.
(Sorry, couldn’t resist the obvious bad joke).
March 3, 2010 at 10:37 pm
What is with the unicorn sex? It seems rampant. I dont get it :/
March 4, 2010 at 7:51 am
Uni-hornies? LOL…how about a “view in a room” of a little girl’s room with rainbows, carebares, and uni-hornies.
March 4, 2010 at 8:07 am
wow – I like bluegrass AND hippie shit, and I STILL think this is highly regrettable. Pretty sure no self-respecting bluegrass musician is going to show up to the jam carrying this…thing.
March 4, 2010 at 8:18 am
http://twitpic.com/16khtq
March 4, 2010 at 8:56 am
#49 RCB-
What’s with your new avatar? Looks like a chewed up pacman and then “me” so is it saying eat me?
(Also sorry about your friend from previous post. So sad)
March 4, 2010 at 8:57 am
#23 hamoza-
She can keep the lyrics to Blue Oyster Cult’s “come on Mary don’t fear the reefer” in her removable stash bag.
March 4, 2010 at 9:35 am
#55 Wilma Fingerdoo-
From what I see, it looks like they found Betty’s
other skate.
March 4, 2010 at 9:54 am
Okay, you know what? Calling them moon landing strips is taking the female-anatomy-worship just a little too far.
March 4, 2010 at 10:03 am
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=20744024
Wow. The last thing I want to be reminded of when I’m performing normal daily activities are my bodily functions. And I am NOT going to fertilize my plants with menstrual fluid.
March 4, 2010 at 10:23 am
i have the hoody version from threadless (@pdrunk). someone one asked me what the hell the unicorns were doing. my without-thinking response? “they’re making love. it’s beautiful.” sigh. i think i have to buy that case now as my punishment.
March 4, 2010 at 1:09 pm
I love it! I just want to know how the unicorns decide which end to start with…
March 7, 2010 at 2:29 am
K, I play banjo (just barely) and srsly, if I could get someone to make me a new case for my Bacon Belmont Seeger style longneck, I’d buy it, unicorns or no.
You know how hard it is to find a new case for a longneck?
March 20, 2010 at 10:39 am
That’s why all the unicorns went extinct !