Hahahaha!!! For $1?! Talk about cheap you can’t even get a second-hand bra for that much.
I cant really tell if shes asking for some sort of cream, or a bra.
…but it isn’t handmade, nevermind.
I really want one of the bids to be someone offering some fancy all natural eco friendly duct tape from the dollar store.
I never thought she was actually looking for a bra, bras don’t make the skin taut.
Is beer considered 100% natural?
It certainly makes most things look better.
There’s nothing short of plastic surgery that will make sagging and drooping breasts lift up and become taut…she’s shit out of luck.
For a dollar you might not get much more than a tree branch to stand next to.
I confess I am also willing to pay $1.00 to have taut boobs. Sign me up. I’d even go to $2.00 for something natural for the sagging and drooping.
Your boobs are saggy and droopy and down to your waist, neener neener neener. Oh wait, I thought it said taunt.
Oh and I would also like to have clearer skin and a nicer personality for a dollar a piece.
100% natural and less than $1.00?
I always thought “100% Natural” meant it was gonna cost me a whole lot more.
I’ll take Who is Joan Rivers for $200 Alex
For a dollar my honey would be happy to wrap his hands around them and hold them up, all day if necessary.
He is very altruistic. Also, all natural.
#14 methuselah, Lucky girl.
Either way you win.
#14 methuselah: “For a dollar my honey would be happy to wrap his hands around them”
Yours or hers?
@hamoza: Yep. I’ll keep the dollar – call it a handling fee.
@sudabaki: He’ll take whatever’s available. I’m closer than the Bahamas, though.
Breasts don’t really need to be taut to naturally sag or droop.
They already know how!
Yup – a dollar will buy about enough portland cement to make those saggy titties nice and taut.
It seems to work for her.
*facepalm* .. good grief .. im speachless… why didnt she just use google?
i suppose for a dollar i could tell her to go in the back yard and smear mud on her boobs.. fifty cents would cover the service fee for email.
id send her back the other fifty cents so maybe she could use it to buy a clue
I’m not surprised though there’s bids
she could use a long dredlock to strap them down.
100 percent natural and it seems like it would hold em taut.
The wording of this request makes me think of the letter at lostfrog.org:
if I looking for something natural for breasts
him name is anything 100% natural
I lost my taut breast
p.s. I’ll find lift and make them taut
who makes 100% natural for taut breast
What’re they smoking in the Bahamas these days?
For a dollar I will patiently explain to her breasts why it’s in their best interests to stop sagging, and then she will have taught breasts.
Etsy: Not actually where Harry Potter sells potions.
Alchemy: “There’s a sucker born every minute.” -P.T. Barnum
Hm, I get tons of emails offering exactly what she’s looking for. They’re clogging up my spam folder – maybe I should forward them to her?
My magikal hand will lift your poor, sagging breasts. One dollar, please.
I found something on Etsy but it isn’t for $1.
Just hang in there, honey. We’ll think of something.
Duct tape. The Wonderbra of cheap-ass beauty queens everywhere.
It’s better in the Bahamas.
Note: in case you’re wondering, that’s Lieutenant Dan she’s with…
#30 LeeLoo-I’m sure your intentions were to comfort her, but telling her to “hang” is only making her feel worse!
Umm, you live in the BAHAMAS!
It’s called a coconut bra and some twine.
Usually people put in $1 if they don’t have any idea what it will cost. But usually they say as much. And usually they’re not asking for something completely ridiculous.
I don’t know about everyone else, but the use of the word “taut” in describing boobs makes me feel uneasy. Firm, perky- hell yeah. But taut? That makes me visualize boobs that are more machine than human.
If I could figure out how to make saggy boobs perky without plastic surgery, I’d being it for a lot more than $1. The get 300 plus for eyecream.
I’d be rolling in the dough
Cross your arms under your boobs and push up-one dollar please!
Oh yeah, I accept PayPal
#41 I agree sounds fake also I thought guys like boobies if they were kinda jiggly!
#41-when I hear “taut” used to describe breasts, I imagine something like this
I mean…that’s cool…if that’s what they’re into…I guess.
Maybe knitted knockers http://theknittingexperience.com/knitted_knockers_program/
could be made hollow so the floppy boob goes in a pocket in the back?
Do a handstand!
Of course, then they’ll just sag the other way…
All-natural organic breast lifter (arm included): 25 cents
Mustache ride: 5 cents
OMG this one was too fricking funny.
You live in the Bahamas! Fashion yourself a boob sling out of some palm fronds and save a buck. Hell, you might even want to open an Etsy shop.
To quote from my favourite Radiohead song… But gravity always wins
#46 una…: is that picture REAL? This is all kinds of nasty.
@46 looks like severe steroid use–that won’t end well.
the most disturbing part to me is that there are bids on it.
Left hand. Right hand. Now gimme my buck!
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