Oh come on! Do people really think they have wood sprites in their kindling? It’s a branch, not the haunted forest of Mirkwood. I can’t believe anyone . . .
Selling wood spirits? Wouldn’t that be like wood spirit slavery? Or are they more like pets? If so, what do they eat? Hopefully not my house if I buy one.
Sing along everyone…
“What rolls down stairs
alone or in pairs,
and over your neighbor’s dog?
What’s great for a snack,
And fits on your back?
It’s log, log, log
I would think that the very act of slicing the branch into coaster sized pieces and sanding them would KILL the fairies. So you ought to be ashamed of yourself, you tree sprite/fairy killer! Where’s Gloria Allred when those little ladies need her?
i don’t know jack much about trees, but isn’t that marking usually indicative of a tree-disease or tree-trauma? LOVE-ly! good thing oprah is on hand b/c nothing plucks a heartstring more than tree-trauma.
Reminds me of an acid trip I had back in the early 70s. And my shower curtain that had faces, but that was just some killer weed. I never see shit like that when I’m straight.
She’s “fortunate to have a lot of trees in her neck of the woods.”
Unlike in other parts of the woods, where there aren’t a lot of trees.
In the woods.
Over there.
Tell me, how is it they can spell fortunate but not OUR instead of ARE. ON OUR neck of the woods, but not in? WTF people.
I swear I am gonna open a etsy shop. I have no freaking clue what I am gonna sell, but I am doin it.
Feel Free To Customise and Whimsiclise My Vagina
March 3, 2010 at 3:09 am
omg this seller with the angel wood, she has had a partcularly bad week on etsy with someone buying out her whole shop and leaving bad feedback, so i hope she gets something good out of this exposure
Do hope you have your ducks lined up, or at least your wood spirits you might need a little help, thanks for the couple of sales. Did you get permission from me to use my images on this site BTW? I don’t think I signed anything, in fact I know I didn’t. You have a legal dept who helps you? If so, it’s a fail.
March 2, 2010 at 1:32 pm
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March 2, 2010 at 1:33 pm
woah! Now I believe!!!!
March 2, 2010 at 1:35 pm
Hand to God I am watching this episode of Torchwood as we speak.
March 2, 2010 at 1:36 pm
So you found wood fairies inside the DEAD tree? Dead wood fairie bits?
Haven’t I read this horror novel? Doesn’t it involve my eyeballs being eaten in the dead of night by vengeful spirits?
March 2, 2010 at 1:37 pm
KILL IT WITH FIRE!
March 2, 2010 at 1:37 pm
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March 2, 2010 at 1:39 pm
I like the lower left bent over *give it to me* bum
March 2, 2010 at 1:39 pm
Musta’ been some wacky shrooms growing on those stumps.
March 2, 2010 at 1:40 pm
I always new there was something special about Oprah.
Maybe she’s quitting her show to return to the woodlands from which she came.
March 2, 2010 at 1:41 pm
Selling wood spirits? Wouldn’t that be like wood spirit slavery? Or are they more like pets? If so, what do they eat? Hopefully not my house if I buy one.
March 2, 2010 at 1:42 pm
#11 Selling wood spirits? Wouldn’t that be like wood spirit slavery?
Like “The Color Brown”?
March 2, 2010 at 1:45 pm
These appear to have been preserved by pressing.
March 2, 2010 at 1:46 pm
I really don’t give a shit if faieries live in the wood, it still burns in the fireplace!
March 2, 2010 at 1:46 pm
hee hee, finding oprah in that tree branch is better than finding jesus on a piece of toast!
March 2, 2010 at 1:47 pm
Just imagine if Stevie Wonder believed in haunted tree wood..
“Oprah wood and ivory.. Live together in perfect harmony.. Side by side on my keyboard, oh no, why don’t weeeee?”
(prepared for the dislikes because, y’all, that was pretty stupid. Yay Lortabs!)
March 2, 2010 at 1:47 pm
Sing along everyone…
“What rolls down stairs
alone or in pairs,
and over your neighbor’s dog?
What’s great for a snack,
And fits on your back?
It’s log, log, log
It’s log, it’s log,
It’s big, it’s heavy, it’s wood.
It’s log, it’s log, it’s better than bad, it’s good.”
Everyone wants a log
You’re gonna love it, log
Come on and get your log
Everyone needs a log
log log log”
–LOG FROM BLAMMO™
© John Kricfalusi
http://tinyurl.com/yle2b84
March 2, 2010 at 1:48 pm
Vivisected spirit angels. Ew.
March 2, 2010 at 1:48 pm
#15 raz ~heehee bwa ha ha….
There is a rather nice rustic simplicity to these , coming on the heels of that gothpomchair, but the spirit connotation is just ridiculous.
March 2, 2010 at 1:49 pm
So, if I buy one, do I get to choose? Are will I get a random piece. I’m really feeling the fat one with the exploding head to the right of Oprah.
March 2, 2010 at 1:49 pm
@Raz. But if you found Jesus on a piece of toast – would you still eat it?
March 2, 2010 at 1:49 pm
#12 bondgurl :
Like “The Color Brown”?
or maybe “Roots”. Literally.
March 2, 2010 at 1:50 pm
This would be the only wood I’d get courtesy of Oprah
March 2, 2010 at 1:51 pm
#17 ISUS- “Hey Kid! Do you want a toy!?”
Awesome! Love John K.’s Ren and Stimpy stuff. Always way cool background music too.
March 2, 2010 at 1:51 pm
Racking up the sales…one sap at a time.
March 2, 2010 at 1:52 pm
Tulip Tree. *snort* Why the rose, then?
March 2, 2010 at 1:53 pm
@LeeLoo – One sap at a time? Treemendous!
@ISUS. Ren & Stimpy FTW. I still watch that show.
March 2, 2010 at 1:54 pm
@#21 SK: Maybe with a slice of Kraft, I love grilled cheeses.
March 2, 2010 at 1:57 pm
Wood spirits? The only spirit in that chick is Jagermeister.
March 2, 2010 at 1:58 pm
I would think that the very act of slicing the branch into coaster sized pieces and sanding them would KILL the fairies. So you ought to be ashamed of yourself, you tree sprite/fairy killer! Where’s Gloria Allred when those little ladies need her?
March 2, 2010 at 1:58 pm
Now why would this lunatic slice and sand wood sprites? Sounds evil. And bat shit crazy.
March 2, 2010 at 1:59 pm
Level 4 Hoarder alert.
March 2, 2010 at 1:59 pm
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=41370376
Twig letters? Am I missing something here?
March 2, 2010 at 1:59 pm
@#17 IScream: yes….everyone DOES want a log, need a log. Oh yeah, mama gotta get a log.
What? Huh? Sorry, I’m back.
March 2, 2010 at 2:01 pm
@Skully,
Cheeses crust. That was awesome.
March 2, 2010 at 2:01 pm
#17 Iscream…: oh the log song! That takes me back.
March 2, 2010 at 2:01 pm
#17 is comment of the MONTH.
March 2, 2010 at 2:03 pm
First they’re poached as infants and smothered in bottles. Now they’re slaughtered in half right in their own homes. What next?
March 2, 2010 at 2:05 pm
At first glance it looks like sushi.
I’ll have one Oprah roll, two spicy tuna rolls, and extra wasabi, please.
March 2, 2010 at 2:06 pm
i don’t know jack much about trees, but isn’t that marking usually indicative of a tree-disease or tree-trauma? LOVE-ly! good thing oprah is on hand b/c nothing plucks a heartstring more than tree-trauma.
March 2, 2010 at 2:10 pm
Apparently, the sisters have been eating the magic mushrooms growing on the logs again.
March 2, 2010 at 2:18 pm
“…one sap at a time”
bwahaha!
If I count the tree rings, can I tell Oprah’s age?
March 2, 2010 at 2:31 pm
Let me get this straight. She found a wood spirit in a branch, and it was such a moving experience that she asked her husband to go all Fargo on it?
March 2, 2010 at 2:33 pm
“If I count the tree rings, can I tell Oprah’s age?”
Yes, but then she would have to kill you.
Uh-oh, the “Spirit Bear” is interested in the bent over “Wood Spirit”.
http://s761.photobucket.com/albums/xx256/geektastic_whimsy/Regretsy%20NSFW/?action=view¤t=Spirit_bear_log.png
March 2, 2010 at 2:35 pm
#43 verysage, they were fleeing the interview.
March 2, 2010 at 2:42 pm
Reminds me of an acid trip I had back in the early 70s. And my shower curtain that had faces, but that was just some killer weed. I never see shit like that when I’m straight.
March 2, 2010 at 2:46 pm
#17 God you are on a roll today!! I love ren&stimpy
you eeediot!!! BEST Nick cartoon EVER!!! <3
March 2, 2010 at 2:48 pm
“Unfortunately because of organic materials, it is illegal for these items to be shipped overseas, this includes Canada and Mexico.”
Overseas. Over…SEAS. Does NOT include Canada and Mexico.
March 2, 2010 at 2:51 pm
These won’t do at all, my martini would keep sliding off.
They are coasters, right?
March 2, 2010 at 2:53 pm
Also this.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v315/EruannaTelperion/treesprite.png
March 2, 2010 at 3:16 pm
Oprah better watch herself, unless, you know, she’s into that kind of thing.
http://s761.photobucket.com/albums/xx256/geektastic_whimsy/Regretsy%20NSFW/?action=view¤t=oprah_stump_bear-1.png
March 2, 2010 at 3:40 pm
http://twitpic.com/16a59z
March 2, 2010 at 3:42 pm
@Skully
March 2, 2010 at 3:51 pm
Let’s hope the Arbor Day Foundation does not find out about this. . .
March 2, 2010 at 3:56 pm
“Some of them even appear to have little halos?”
Just wait a G-D minute. Are we talking about wood sprites or angels? Get your stupid mythology straight, sister.
March 2, 2010 at 4:21 pm
She’s “fortunate to have a lot of trees in her neck of the woods.”
Unlike in other parts of the woods, where there aren’t a lot of trees.
In the woods.
Over there.
March 2, 2010 at 4:25 pm
Tell me, how is it they can spell fortunate but not OUR instead of ARE. ON OUR neck of the woods, but not in? WTF people.
I swear I am gonna open a etsy shop. I have no freaking clue what I am gonna sell, but I am doin it.
March 2, 2010 at 4:30 pm
Marlana Pendley will know who those wood spirits belong to! (And deliver in a PDF file,later).
March 2, 2010 at 4:34 pm
Wonderful photoshopping people! And WTF with the thumbs-downers? Maybe it was the wood sprite…hmm….
March 2, 2010 at 4:36 pm
I wonder if this means we are going to start seeing copycat bear/Oprah paintings?
March 2, 2010 at 5:07 pm
Red-thumbers, you’re wearing your log the wrong way–watch the instructional video!
March 2, 2010 at 5:45 pm
I thought wood spirits made you go blind.
March 2, 2010 at 6:09 pm
I hope they are not chopping down trees just to look for fairy bits.
That would sooooo not be eco-friendly!
March 2, 2010 at 6:52 pm
#62, that is genius
March 2, 2010 at 6:54 pm
those logs look like Hitler!
March 2, 2010 at 7:00 pm
@Skully, you are such a troll ^_^
March 2, 2010 at 7:13 pm
Gee, am I in trouble from the vengeful spirits of all the sticks and logs I’ve burned in my fireplace?
Or does it just turn out my fireplace is now a crematory shrine for sprites?
Guess I just couldn’t see the faeries for the trees.
March 2, 2010 at 7:49 pm
Well, late to this party, but computer crashed the first time I shopped it (you’ll see why)
http://twitpic.com/16bf53
I stuck an apple on there ’cause it looked so cute on the macbook sticker.
March 2, 2010 at 7:53 pm
She should have stopped with “I know I have a strange imagination”.
March 2, 2010 at 9:44 pm
#68 Vile & Evil Debbie Downer-AHH! My eyes! My eyes!
Love all the photoshopping people!
Now…this sold out. I’m hoping that the wood will be used as kindling instead of actual decoration.
March 2, 2010 at 10:48 pm
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March 3, 2010 at 3:01 am
Patty is having too much fun with her abducted Australian that she keeps missing out on Regretsy.
And then she talks about herself in the third person.
Anyway…
The “artist” is “drawn to trees” and yet she’s perfectly cool with butchering them and selling them off for profit.
March 3, 2010 at 3:04 am
Helen you’re an angel sent down from planet fuckery
Thats so fucking funny i can’t even laugh.
March 3, 2010 at 3:04 am
hey Patty we have a man shortage in australia , send him back
March 3, 2010 at 3:09 am
omg this seller with the angel wood, she has had a partcularly bad week on etsy with someone buying out her whole shop and leaving bad feedback, so i hope she gets something good out of this exposure
March 3, 2010 at 6:11 am
I’m laughing so hard at the Oprah thing I can barely type!
I’m still a little weirded out at the idea of selling woodsprites. Isn’t that sort of like human trafficking?
March 3, 2010 at 7:54 am
Feel Free; you can have him back when I’m done with him.
March 3, 2010 at 9:22 am
I would have never known that fungal infections and white rot had so much spiritual significance.
Maybe this means there’s a market for infected toenails?
March 3, 2010 at 1:36 pm
They sold out of these yesterday! So it’s true, there is a sucker born every minute.
March 3, 2010 at 2:39 pm
Sell your yard waste on Etsy.
March 3, 2010 at 3:40 pm
Good luck harvesting the eggs and bottling one of these! *snort%
March 3, 2010 at 6:49 pm
Stop. Taking. Drugs. People.
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April 17, 2010 at 11:22 am
Fail is pimping your site in a comment thread, thanking us for sales and still managing to complain about being featured.
Glad we were able to send traffic your way.
February 7, 2011 at 6:51 pm
she has trees in her neck of the WOODS. cant stop laughing…….help