Holy shit. You have to go to a GREYHOUND STATION to pick this chair up! I suppose if one is already there to do a little business, this works out rather nicely.
#17 sudabaki – you’ve gone through life unaware of the existence of furnitureporn? It’s… technically work-safe, I guess. This here chair would fit right in, though.
#11 bootsychoo and #15 hamoza: I think those pom-poms are actually little flowers, which sounds far more uncomfortable to sit against in my opinion, but not really any more “goth”. …Unless they were black flowers. Then it might be more goth than pom-poms
#19 Saraf, After seeing those mop monstrosities I almost lost my breakfast .What was she thinking?
Maybe she should change the shop name from dinwiddies to dimwitties .
#19 Saraf – I think those ARE made from mops. They look like mop heads, plus they’re described as cotton, PLUS “greenish-gray color”… sounds like a mop to me.
The last time I was at my nearest greyhound station (DOWNTOWN LOS ANGELES) I was waiting for a few hours to pick some people up. While waiting, I saw several drug deals go down. There were many guys lingering who had just been released from the county jail. It was pretty late and the more time that went on, the crazier it got.
i wouldn’t go back that that station unless absolutely mandatory and definetly NOT for this chair.
Pick it up at a Greyhound Bus station? Looks like the person who threw this stuff together works there as a night janitor.
And if I saw this in someone’s living room, I’d wonder why they dressed their chair like a whore.
#37 creepy….: yeah, but if you wait until the next day to pick it up, the chair will have already picked up a couple of tricks and a case of crabs. Will you really want it then?
#45-VEDD-
You nailed it.
It should have some bumps for not so hidden nipple piercings. One leg covered in tatoos, say cars (Cadillacs?).
It’s totally a poser.
I know this sounds crazy but I wish there was a PAIR one for each of my bitchy sister in laws who dumped this shitty gross lamp in the middle of the night in our backyard this past holiday season then left us a message saying our “gift” was here! It came from my in law’s house and NO ONE wanted it is was so goddamn hideous. My hubby and I have been looking for a way to get even-Perfect worth every penny including shipping and picking up at the bus station!!!!!!!
#48 Helena, my cats have claws but I can’t imagine they’d get close enough to that thing to attack it.
It’s the sort of object they would approach very carefully.
Can anyone picture this chair *riding* the Greyhound bus? I’d love to see a PS rendition, maybe something along the lines of Midnight Cowboy’s final scene. Ratzo Rizzo and his chair………
Mo’Nique…HK the pain killers only make you funnier, if that’s even possible.
That chair reminds me of the wild old drunken grandmas at a South Side Polish wedding I attended who pulled everyone out of their chairs – young, old, male, female – to dance with them. All it needs is a Seagrams VO and a Pall Mall.
*Facepalm*
I was gonna point out the saggy fishnet around the leg on the left. Or the fact that it’s “reupholsted.” Or that her etsy page has a link directing you to…her etsy page. But really, there are things going on here that are much worse, and less fixable.
Okay wait. Do you think she has really, and I quote, “I have sold clothing to boutiques and catalogs all over the world, including Urban Outfitters, and have had lots of items show up on television shows, as well as magazines.” (source: http://www.dinwiddiesonline.com/product_web_si/Page_1x.html)
If this is true, I’ve been going about my designs ALL wrong.
(RHPS/Time Warp)
It’s just seventy eight clams,
Arrives by bus in the morn.
Stroke the fishnetted gams,
While you sit and watch porn.
But it’s the velvet cushion
That really drives you insane.
Sit on the Goth Chair again,
Sit on the Goth Chair again.
Oh my, the Victorians would be horrified. Those sexy legs!
From the Wikki: “Victorian prudery sometimes went so far as to deem it improper to say “leg” in mixed company; instead, the preferred euphemism “limb” was used. Such ideas even pervaded seemingly unrelated aspects of daily life: for example fashion came to dictate that furniture such as tables be covered with embroidery and tablecloths so that table legs were hidden from view.”
I really would like to know what kind of market this is geared towards. Is there a market for chairs like this? Am I missing something? And seriously, what would the room look like for this kind of chair to fit in with and not clash? *sigh* Too many questions!
You know how when people are discussing if gays should marry and some one will say you should be able to marry whoever makes you happy and some dumb ass always has to pop up and say well should we marry our brother, or a puppy, or a chair if that makes us happy? I do believe this is the chair in question.
This chair loves Joy Division and early music by The Cure. It is also quite moody, and writes very depressing poetry. Notice the fishnets and black clothing. THAT is Goth, my friend, Goth through and through!
March 2, 2010 at 9:31 am
Check out the gams on that broad!
March 2, 2010 at 9:33 am
suitable for lap dancing
March 2, 2010 at 9:33 am
This offends my avatar.
March 2, 2010 at 9:34 am
I’d argue it’s more Aretha than Mo’Nique.
March 2, 2010 at 9:35 am
Holy shit. You have to go to a GREYHOUND STATION to pick this chair up! I suppose if one is already there to do a little business, this works out rather nicely.
March 2, 2010 at 9:39 am
Looks like Buffalo Bill went into chair making.
It puts the lotion on its skin…
March 2, 2010 at 9:39 am
i never knew that fishnet stockings were goth?
March 2, 2010 at 9:40 am
Yes, that dress makes your chair look fat.
March 2, 2010 at 9:41 am
Betty,
The only way I’d sit on that chair for a lap dance is if there were handcuffs involved.
March 2, 2010 at 9:42 am
#7 fishnet stockings are a goth staple for women and many men who are into that lifestyle.
Also, that floor looks completely incongruous next to that wall.
March 2, 2010 at 9:42 am
When did red-&-white pompom rickrack become goth?
The pie chart is HEAVEN.
March 2, 2010 at 9:44 am
“sudabaki: that dress makes your chair look fat”
bwahahahahahahaha*snort*hahahahahahahahahhahahaha
March 2, 2010 at 9:44 am
If this chair were truly Goth, I would expect some type of giant spike to be in the middle of the seat.
March 2, 2010 at 9:45 am
For the guy who treats his wife like a piece of furniture
March 2, 2010 at 9:46 am
Since when are pom poms goth?
March 2, 2010 at 9:48 am
That is the kind of ‘piece’ you have (a) one night stand with.
March 2, 2010 at 9:50 am
#16 hamoza: That is the kind of ‘piece’ you have (a) one night stand with.
Is chair sex some sort of fetish I’ve never heard of? Chairse?
March 2, 2010 at 9:52 am
#17 – Only if you’re off your rocker.
March 2, 2010 at 9:54 am
as much as the goth chair is crappy and annoying, this thing is just scary – WTF????
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?ref=vl_other_2&listing_id=13792909
and omg this is even worse – looks like someone stuffed a rotten, dirty old mop
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?ref=vl_other_1&listing_id=25265943
March 2, 2010 at 9:55 am
I hope this chair knows to use a slip cover before engaging in sexual activities.
March 2, 2010 at 9:56 am
for you, #3 lampshade-
http://www.flickr.com/photos/27900808@N06/4401930654/
March 2, 2010 at 9:58 am
I like shipping arrangements.
Imagine walking out of the Greyhound station carrying that chair.
March 2, 2010 at 9:58 am
#17 Suda, I hope not & didn’t mean to encourage any new fetishes. Any goings on should be kept between the chair & the night stand.
March 2, 2010 at 10:01 am
Reminds me of the Spinal Tap song, Big Bottom: The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin,’ that’s what I said…
March 2, 2010 at 10:02 am
#17 sudabaki – you’ve gone through life unaware of the existence of furnitureporn? It’s… technically work-safe, I guess. This here chair would fit right in, though.
http://www.furnitureporn.com
March 2, 2010 at 10:03 am
#23 hamoza: Your joke was too clever for the first time around. Now I get it!
March 2, 2010 at 10:09 am
#25 Suda, Thanks! lol, I fear we may have atarted something tho’…..
March 2, 2010 at 10:10 am
Started- atarted , is that a new one too? Gawd , I need to sit down & shut up.
March 2, 2010 at 10:11 am
This is very Rocky Horror. Minus the Rocky.
March 2, 2010 at 10:11 am
#11 bootsychoo and #15 hamoza: I think those pom-poms are actually little flowers, which sounds far more uncomfortable to sit against in my opinion, but not really any more “goth”. …Unless they were black flowers. Then it might be more goth than pom-poms
March 2, 2010 at 10:18 am
#19 Saraf, After seeing those mop monstrosities I almost lost my breakfast .What was she thinking?
Maybe she should change the shop name from dinwiddies to dimwitties .
March 2, 2010 at 10:21 am
this chair really IS easy (apologies to pee wee herman)
http://www.flickr.com/photos/27900808@N06/4401219825/
March 2, 2010 at 10:21 am
#19 Saraf – I think those ARE made from mops. They look like mop heads, plus they’re described as cotton, PLUS “greenish-gray color”… sounds like a mop to me.
IKEA clearance + custodian supplies = that chair
March 2, 2010 at 10:22 am
If Dr. Frankenfurter were a chair.. I am requesting a PS of Dr. Frankenfurters head on this chair. Please.
March 2, 2010 at 10:26 am
I hate it when my fishnet hose sag and I forget to wear my stick-on bra cups.
I also hate when someone wears the same outfit as me at a party and she turns out to be a chair… and she has better legs.
March 2, 2010 at 10:26 am
Yes, I think the ‘Mop Monstrosities’ beat out the dress chair for being FUGLY TO THE MAX.
I may just buy it for my mother-in-law though. She loves dogs. I’ll tell her they are recycling a Komonor. http://www.dkimages.com/discover/previews/947/70023787.JPG
Go Green!
March 2, 2010 at 10:27 am
#34 lifeshighway, I’m sure you have a much better rear though.
March 2, 2010 at 10:27 am
The last time I was at my nearest greyhound station (DOWNTOWN LOS ANGELES) I was waiting for a few hours to pick some people up. While waiting, I saw several drug deals go down. There were many guys lingering who had just been released from the county jail. It was pretty late and the more time that went on, the crazier it got.
i wouldn’t go back that that station unless absolutely mandatory and definetly NOT for this chair.
March 2, 2010 at 10:30 am
Holy fuck: http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=25266623
I like how she offers “shipping insurance for this item”. WTF?
March 2, 2010 at 10:32 am
Pick it up at a Greyhound Bus station? Looks like the person who threw this stuff together works there as a night janitor.
And if I saw this in someone’s living room, I’d wonder why they dressed their chair like a whore.
March 2, 2010 at 10:32 am
#37 creepy….: yeah, but if you wait until the next day to pick it up, the chair will have already picked up a couple of tricks and a case of crabs. Will you really want it then?
March 2, 2010 at 10:33 am
one more, for busybody and the other RHPS fans…
http://www.flickr.com/photos/27900808@N06/4401245419/
ok, i am off for a walk now, away from the computer
March 2, 2010 at 10:38 am
I don’t know what disturbs me more, the Greyhound bus mop furniture, or the clothing…
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=30364343
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=40477929
That bag is terrifying me.
March 2, 2010 at 10:43 am
#42 blondeweezie – That’s because it’s less “sock monkey” than it is “vagina-faced sock monkey”.
March 2, 2010 at 10:45 am
I dunno if I think of this as “goth”.
Reno Brothel Revival, perhaps?
March 2, 2010 at 10:46 am
This chair is a complete poser. If it were really a goth, it would have several piercings, a bad tattoo, and some sorta-hidden-not-really cuts.
March 2, 2010 at 10:49 am
How do you ship through Greyhound? Buy a ticket for the chair and hope no one notices it hasn’t got a head.
Her shipping says “Everywhere Else” but description says US only.
March 2, 2010 at 10:51 am
Forget the chair, I want some of that leopard-print wallpaper. Me- ow!
March 2, 2010 at 10:51 am
This chair would never work for me. I have un-declawed cats, so She’d be looking like a well-used trollop in no time.
March 2, 2010 at 10:51 am
#45-VEDD-
You nailed it.
It should have some bumps for not so hidden nipple piercings. One leg covered in tatoos, say cars (Cadillacs?).
It’s totally a poser.
March 2, 2010 at 10:51 am
I know this sounds crazy but I wish there was a PAIR one for each of my bitchy sister in laws who dumped this shitty gross lamp in the middle of the night in our backyard this past holiday season then left us a message saying our “gift” was here! It came from my in law’s house and NO ONE wanted it is was so goddamn hideous. My hubby and I have been looking for a way to get even-Perfect worth every penny including shipping and picking up at the bus station!!!!!!!
March 2, 2010 at 10:51 am
dude, Helen Killer, that is the MOST AWESOME pie chart ever!
fucking shit, $55.00 to ship? Holy hell.
March 2, 2010 at 10:55 am
No ‘real’ lady sits with her legs that wide apart anyway.
#41…. that pic rocks! You give good FLickr…
March 2, 2010 at 10:57 am
#48 Helena, my cats have claws but I can’t imagine they’d get close enough to that thing to attack it.
It’s the sort of object they would approach very carefully.
March 2, 2010 at 11:00 am
Bootsychoo:
Oh, she also has a matching “Screaming Vagina Sock Monkey” hoodie.
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=36148247
March 2, 2010 at 11:01 am
“I would be glad to ship any item worldwide”.
I don’t think there are any Greyhound stations in Estonia.
March 2, 2010 at 11:07 am
Can anyone picture this chair *riding* the Greyhound bus? I’d love to see a PS rendition, maybe something along the lines of Midnight Cowboy’s final scene. Ratzo Rizzo and his chair………
March 2, 2010 at 11:12 am
Mo’Nique…HK the pain killers only make you funnier, if that’s even possible.
That chair reminds me of the wild old drunken grandmas at a South Side Polish wedding I attended who pulled everyone out of their chairs – young, old, male, female – to dance with them. All it needs is a Seagrams VO and a Pall Mall.
March 2, 2010 at 11:17 am
#21 Raz: holy hell, that was awesome. And the Rocky Horrow Picture Show one as well.
#24 Skully: I’m DYING at the Spinal Tap reference. One of the best movies eeeeever. “Talk about mud flaps, my girl’s got ‘em!”
March 2, 2010 at 11:44 am
Ah, someone beat me to the Dr. Frankenchair, but I needed something to keep my mind off my tragic week so far (and it’s only Tuesday):
http://s761.photobucket.com/albums/xx256/geektastic_whimsy/Regretsy%20NSFW/?action=view¤t=dr_frankenchair.png
March 2, 2010 at 11:56 am
March 2, 2010 at 12:02 pm
@#42 Raz: Awesomesauce! Have a nice walk.
@#59: LS: How could I leave this behind?
@#61 ISUS: Holy shit that’s funny!
March 2, 2010 at 12:06 pm
#61 ISUS: Damn. I’ve GOT to learn how to PhotoShop.
March 2, 2010 at 12:07 pm
OMG that’s a riot! Here’s how that chair makes its way to your local Greyhound station:
http://s761.photobucket.com/albums/xx256/geektastic_whimsy/Regretsy%20NSFW/?action=view¤t=rizzo_chair.png
March 2, 2010 at 12:11 pm
This seller really missed a marketing opportunity. Add some pearls at the top and call it the Frankenfurter chair and it would be awesome.
March 2, 2010 at 12:14 pm
Well, Helen has a sharper funny bone than ever, and y’all had me snorting all morning. Thanks!
March 2, 2010 at 12:31 pm
@#64 geektastic: Oh there you go! Awesome sprinkles! My boss is going to fire me. Or maybe she’ll thinking my laughing is due to work overload. yea.
Eight million thumbs up.
March 2, 2010 at 12:36 pm
*Facepalm*
I was gonna point out the saggy fishnet around the leg on the left. Or the fact that it’s “reupholsted.” Or that her etsy page has a link directing you to…her etsy page. But really, there are things going on here that are much worse, and less fixable.
March 2, 2010 at 12:37 pm
#61 fuckin’a you ROCK the photoshop!!
*laughing so hard peeing pants!*
March 2, 2010 at 12:41 pm
Her shop name is “dinwiddies,” which sounds an awful lot like “dim witties.” Just sayin’.
March 2, 2010 at 12:44 pm
maybe sew one of those “boyfriend” pillows with Tim Curry’s face on it to the top and it would be kitch?
better to chop it up and use it as kindling I guess.
March 2, 2010 at 12:45 pm
Okay wait. Do you think she has really, and I quote, “I have sold clothing to boutiques and catalogs all over the world, including Urban Outfitters, and have had lots of items show up on television shows, as well as magazines.” (source: http://www.dinwiddiesonline.com/product_web_si/Page_1x.html)
If this is true, I’ve been going about my designs ALL wrong.
March 2, 2010 at 12:56 pm
Hey…We found a better chair for the Divorced Chick in the other picture…this chair deserves to be washed up on a deserted island!
March 2, 2010 at 12:57 pm
oh my fucking god…awesome photoshop, iscream…lol
March 2, 2010 at 1:28 pm
Urban Outfitters?
*cough*cough*bullshit*cough*cough*
March 2, 2010 at 1:31 pm
(RHPS/Time Warp)
It’s just seventy eight clams,
Arrives by bus in the morn.
Stroke the fishnetted gams,
While you sit and watch porn.
But it’s the velvet cushion
That really drives you insane.
Sit on the Goth Chair again,
Sit on the Goth Chair again.
March 2, 2010 at 1:42 pm
This chair should be featured on the Furniture Porn site. XD
http://www.furnitureporn.com/
March 2, 2010 at 2:09 pm
#42 raz That made my day
Thanks!
Its $55 to ship because its coming all the way from Trans sexual Translyvania..
March 2, 2010 at 2:26 pm
#61 I scrolled too quickly, screamed, and fell off my chair.
I applaud you, well done.
March 2, 2010 at 2:34 pm
Cane Toad and Mo’Nique, they party together.
IscreamUscream, you have my constant applause.
March 2, 2010 at 2:42 pm
@Skully, Cori
Some of these items are perfect setups lmao
March 2, 2010 at 2:50 pm
@Skully, great, now Time Warp is stuck in my head. What an ear worm. Could be worse I guess.
March 2, 2010 at 2:53 pm
Skully and Cori Scores, You BOTH get second place in my book too freaking funny for a Monday, pace yourselves we don’t want you to burn out
March 2, 2010 at 2:54 pm
Oh yeah I feel so at home here with all you sickos!
Meant in the best and most flattering way!
Thanks!
March 2, 2010 at 3:03 pm
Oh my, the Victorians would be horrified. Those sexy legs!
From the Wikki: “Victorian prudery sometimes went so far as to deem it improper to say “leg” in mixed company; instead, the preferred euphemism “limb” was used. Such ideas even pervaded seemingly unrelated aspects of daily life: for example fashion came to dictate that furniture such as tables be covered with embroidery and tablecloths so that table legs were hidden from view.”
March 2, 2010 at 4:17 pm
@#83 SS: Thanks! Are you in a time warp? (It’s Tuesday.)
March 2, 2010 at 4:28 pm
Why yes I am, don’t know why the hell I would want to go back, gotta quit hittin the etsy pipe *hehe*
March 2, 2010 at 10:06 pm
OMG, I love all the photoshops!
I really would like to know what kind of market this is geared towards. Is there a market for chairs like this? Am I missing something? And seriously, what would the room look like for this kind of chair to fit in with and not clash? *sigh* Too many questions!
March 3, 2010 at 2:57 am
How is this chair Goth?
March 3, 2010 at 3:17 pm
they should have put a glory hole in the back of it. Then it would truly be easy.
March 3, 2010 at 3:41 pm
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?ref=vl_other_1&listing_id=15300811
March 3, 2010 at 3:43 pm
that chair (posted above…sorry…hit send too soon) scares the hell out of me! I’d be afraid of it walking around my apartment
March 3, 2010 at 4:11 pm
I really do like a couple of things in her shop (this being one):
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=17502696
and she can SPELL Supergorramcalifragilisticexpialidocious…but the rest: No. Just NO.
March 3, 2010 at 4:33 pm
You know how when people are discussing if gays should marry and some one will say you should be able to marry whoever makes you happy and some dumb ass always has to pop up and say well should we marry our brother, or a puppy, or a chair if that makes us happy? I do believe this is the chair in question.
March 3, 2010 at 5:05 pm
Well on second thought maybe not. That chair doesn’t really look like the kind you bring home to meet the parents.
March 3, 2010 at 6:49 pm
Oprah, is that you….?
March 4, 2010 at 2:00 pm
#89 raven : How is this chair Goth?
This chair loves Joy Division and early music by The Cure. It is also quite moody, and writes very depressing poetry. Notice the fishnets and black clothing. THAT is Goth, my friend, Goth through and through!
March 7, 2010 at 1:25 am
OH LOL.
March 7, 2010 at 1:25 am
Mo’Nique.
Hey bebeee.
Lap dance?
Or?
October 21, 2010 at 9:43 pm
I would like to propose a new Regretsy category… Not remotely goth