10. WI-FIDO
This looks like something you found under your desk when Make it Work came over to hook up your router.
9. SHOUT IT OUT
It’s more of a shart than a scarf.
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8. STAY OUT OF MY BEADS
That damn cat is going to kill herself one of these days.
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7. $85 CHOCOLATE NECKLACE
I guess the groom is supposed to eat them right off your neck. Hopefully it’s not an outdoor wedding.
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6. CALL THE DOCTOR
I think she should rename these Hepatitis Drops.
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5. LORENZO’S COIL
Coincidentally, “Smooth Cherry Cordial” is also a new Metamucil flavor.
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4. HAPPY EASTER
Here comes Peter’s Diaper Pail!
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3. DANGLEBERRIES
“Travelers would stack cairns, or piles of stones on trails to let others know the way, so put on these earrings and lead the way! “
2. OW OW OW
Well, maybe if you ate something other than Taco Bell every once in a while, you wouldn’t have these problems.
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AND THE NUMBER ONE THING THAT LOOKS LIKE A TURD IS . . .
1. I’M NOT PICKING THAT UP
Why do they always do it when you don’t have a plastic bag?
