More like “Tank”.
It’s ok to practice. It’s not ok to try and sell practice pieces.
Tinkerbell is a loved fairy by young and old. I had to make a ________ Tink pillow for my daughter because she wanted this one so bad. This pillow is the ________ addition to anyones collection of Tink, and it is sure to be _______ by all Tinkerbell lovers as it is __________.
I used shitty, shitty, shat upon, and shitty and guess what…It totally made sense!
You mean it’s not the love child of jocelyn wildenstein and barney rubble?
HK you’ve got to make a thumbs up button for your comments.
What does she mean by “patitude”??
Unique is one word for it (and one I’m truly grateful for, though is it unique if she made two?). Another is hideous. It’s got more of an ugly-stepsister look that makes me think of reading Grimm as a kid. You can dress it up with colorful yarn and awkward stitching…still can’t take it out.
Another gem in the shop is a Minnie who looks, well if my little nephew drew it I’d say it was “awesome,” but I’m going with “smushed and awkward.”
And how come I didn’t hear about the horrible accident? Well, at least they were able to attach her legs where her arms used to be.
I googled “patitude” for good measure & got nothing useful. It kept trying to suggest “aptitude” on me until I showed it the photo.
“Platitude” kind of works.
This would be perfect if you wanted to cure your kid of a Tinkerbell obsession.
Hey Tink! I think its time for a little “work” ya know you’re getting up there and there alot of fresh new faieries in town just check etsy!
I actually thought this was a badly coloured version of wilma flintstone.
Or Tink and Brian Peppers fairy love child.
Is it me or does it look like she’s pulling her legs behind her head?
If I say that I don’t believe in fairies, will this shit shrivel up and die?
Ok From MR Snark-Think crappy thoughts think crappy thoughts……..
He’s shy and can’t type!
At least she won’t have Disney all up in her face for copyright!
Are those blue things mutilated wings, or is she getting robbed?
Devil with a blue-green dress on a shag carpet. Yech.
she looks like a crappy version of charlotte from the “charlotte’s web” cartoon…
Aw, these are just sad:
But I bet some creative types could ‘shop some re-wordings.
Do people really not know when their work doesn’t look at all like what it’s supposed to be? In all seriousness, I drew better Tinks when I was in 7th grade and could needlepoint the drawings by just very carefully following pencil lines I’d laid down.
To be fair, my drawing skills aren’t as good now, but I can still see the difference.
Seriously, do people just not see what they’re doing?
#19 I was thinking they were the new high-def antaenne for Faeries
Anybody else thinking of Lady Cottington’s Pressed Fairy Book?
What ARE those blue things?
[Just when you think it can't get any worse, it gets worse.]
someone’s been snorting a bit too much fairy dust
Two copyright infringements in one, although it is barely recognizable as Tinkerbell.
I just noticed the fringe and threw up a bit in my mouth.
Also seeing this made me feel like I walked in on something personal. I wish I didn’t know about her husband’s hair.
I can already feel an “oh Regretsy is so mean!!” coming on.
whats up with the red dot on her lip. when did tinkerbell get herpes?
#30 mtopia, well thankfully this item doesn’t include the soap.I’d hate to see what the soap would have picked up in that house-hubbies stubble, fairy crud,
shag carpet fallout…
#30 – I agree. Also, good for her on her inventiveness, but it’s sad to see something handmade selling for only $1.
This resembles an elf from the hobbit animation. It failed at being tinkerbell, but it made me smile anyways. http://www.cedmagic.com/featured/tolkien/h-2-1216-wood-elf-king.jpg
DAMN IT! It sold! I really wanted to buy it for my sister. The sister that I don’t like very much.
When “unique” equals “thank God there aren’t more”
Looks like Tinkerbell in her menopausal phase.
Tinker slammed into the sliding glass door.
She needs a burial–not a pillow
#11 on the list of things on Etsy that look like turds.
Why do the terms “Tink Pillow” and “collection of Tink” make me tink of something else?
stink, stunk, stankerbell…sold! to the cretin in the corner for $15.
…there are no words.
I’m glad she said the name because I know I wouldn’t have been able to guess what that little yellow haired critter was (other than roadkill).
And why (why?) would anyone make a pillow out of 10 for $1.99 facecloths from Wal-Mart?
Tinker Hell no!
Looks like Tinkerbell after a Captin Hook and the Lost Boys gang bang…
Don’t Tinkerbells and “faeries” in general have hands?
Everyone loves Chernobyl Tink! She has the extra special magic that causes deformities, hair loss and death!
Check out the nasty keyboard. Nice back ground. ewe!
Oh, HELLS no.
My first thought was: “When did Tinkerbell get struck by lightning?”
#48 kittyofassisi- Holy fucking hell! How the hell could someone post something like that? How could you not SEE it before you used the photo? That’s utterly disgusting!
Speaking as a native Tennesseean, STOP IT. YOU ARE MAKING US ALL LOOK BAD.
I can’t believe that creepy thing sold…
#48 OMFF that is beyond words . Defies description.
VILE .That aint no fairy dust.
ETSY OVERSIGHT. NOW.
That belongs on the shit list.
#48- Kitty- OMG…thank you for showing me that gross keyboard..lmfao. glad i already ate lunch…blechkkk.
Good lord that keyboard is gross. I have my own dirt, I’m not about to pay for someone else’s. Ick.
Thanks, mtopia #30, I checked out the soap saver but can’t figure out how it works. Wouldn’t the soap slide out & you’d have to feel around for it, banging your head on the shower wall? Real slap-stick.
I’d say WTF but she might wash my mouth out with that thing.
Patitude : It’s when they pat you on the head & tell you craft class is over, time for Wheel of Fortune.
That was dried Tinkle on the keyboard.
@#58 spandy: All of the above, but I thought the name was also rather regrettable. It seems to me that “soap sack” is incapable of sounding good. Even in a non-sexual way it just sounds gross for some reason.
Ick…that keyboard. I was already turned off that seller because of how horrible all her stuff is, but if I saw a seller with otherwise halfway decent stuff and then saw a keyboard like that, I definitely wouldn’t buy…all that cigarette ash implies those items are an allergy attack waiting to happen!
P.S. How does one get to be so bad at embroidery? I made better stuff when I was 7, and I generally don’t consider myself skilled at embroidery.
@#62 Sticksandtunes: at least we didn’t have to look at her hairy piano, although apparently her husband sheds left, right, and center.
I find it hard to compute soap & that keyboard in one brain session. #1 Wilma, when you said Stinkerbell you
were more right than right.
Everything about that shop makes me want to cry.
# 48 that’s just plain nasty buy a can of compressed air at WalMart for crissakes, or at least exhale on your keyboard after hittin’ the etsy pipe!
Etsy is headed down a drain where it’ll sink in all of this shit & I don’t mean turdy looking things.
It’s all the cheapo tacky grimy crappola that will obliterate truely handmade goods that have a decent level of quality & relative professional presentation.
OK, skills are lacking, but approaching this as Folk Art, it suddenly takes on a certain charm.
I’m not saying it’s good stuff, but that it’s SO BAD I want to buy it.
But I’ve always sought out the misfits; ugly and abandoned. That’s just what I do.
I grew up in Tennessee.
Etsy means “ets see whats in yonder Flea Market”!
#30 mtopia, I looked at that soap basket thingy and I’m confused as to why she would send that in bubblewrap…
A shower shedder?
She must be married to the legendary Smoky Mountain Bigfoot.
Are those wings? Arms? Legs?
Somebody’s been sewing on a sugar high of RC & Moon Pies.
( It’s a southern thing)
it’s really sad-she just doesn’t get it…ANY of it. i’d feel sorry for her but this is just disgusting and an insult to everyone
it’s also an insult to folk art #67
Folk art is one thing. Filthy crap is another .
And in the anals (sic) of folk art I hardly think this has any of the naivete or charm that the term implies.
Cat W/O # 73 I see we were thinking the same thing at the same time…..
#71 Raven – Are you talking about Tinker-pillow or your own avatar?
#74 – Anals of folk art? You are a poet!
#77 I guess I should thank you for the compliment lol.
Folk art , no. Outsider art , yah , like put that shit outside so it can air out.
looks like somehing Fred Flinstone scraped off his windshield.
*RC & Moon Pies*
I’m trying to imagine the filthy keyboard is just Moon Pie crumbs. Yes, Moon Pie crumbs.
I need to erase the mental image of her big, hairy husband sanding his calloused feet over the keyboard. *shudder*
#80 Ugh, Wilma, *blech*heave*wretch*
Awesome. Now my keyboard looks worse than hers.
@Skully–:lol: all it needs a bad Haiku embroidered on the back.
night of hard drinking, windshield
Fred Flintstone swerves, swears.
Yeah, she’s probably got coke bottle glasses. She can’t see so well, what with her diabeetus and that hairy sasquatch hubby of hers. Up in a trailer back up in th’mountains. I bet hubby has a still.
I’ll admit, the first time I saw that pillow I wondered when Tinkerbell jumped the shark and moved to Bangkok.
It would also appear that she’s been taking fashion and styling tips from Pamela Anderson.
“Baysterd needs ta stop cuttin’ his nails at tha dang keyboard. We’ll have to go to Wal Mart & get us anuther un.”
No joke. Some of my college professors sounded like this.
@#82 ISUS: LOL perfect! how many thumbs down will i get for “..and starring bree walker as Tinkerbell”?
Ok, very first ever Photoshop. I actually had to take a tutorial. Dontcha love my clipping path?
But here we go….Soap Sack.
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#87 Blinkerbell – her younger sister with Down’s syndrome…?!
Yes. Coke bottle glasses(with dated prescription) would explain the shaky needlepoint.
Are missing teeth common in Tennessee? That would be why so many Moon Pie crumbs made it in keyboard…
@#89 hamoza: Thanks!
I have a newfound respect for all of the creative folks that provide us with Photoshop delight. You guys are awesome.
JC on a saltine, this is gruesome. The “crotched” stuff in her shop is equally awful. Granny squares of scratchy nasty leftover acrylic yarn.
#30- “hubby’s hairy soap”
HUBBY’S HAIRY SOAP
I can’t take it
First the mondo hairy poop-dread yesterday, and now the phrase “hubby’s hairy soap”
Regretsy is my new diet plan.
I whipped up these fugly crotched coasters and will throw in some hairy man-soap along with a fabulous tinker-cat “embroidered” over one of the coasters.
I can’t wait to get my whimsickly fuckered crotched set to go along with my wet felt brown balls.
I think I produce do a better Tinkerbell using catgut. And using my dick to do the embroidery. While blindfolded. And being forced to listen to New Kids on the Block. And drunk.
remove the “do” and add a “could”
@#88 Crazycatlady: You have captured my vision completely! I am smiling so hard!
Buttugliest thing ever. And I apologize for all Tennesseans. PS to Blondeweezie: it should be “go to THE Walmart…”
OK…anyone else remember “Bizarro,” from the old Superman comics?
I’m just sayin’…
Her hair dates flintstone and she has evil eyes and her wings can’t possibly work ~ they look like blue arms.
That’s the first thing that I thought of when I saw this! I mean, it’s one thing to make a bad Tinkerbell, it’s another when you make Tinkerbell look like she’s been rolled over by a steamroller.
#97 and #98 Platypius So you meant to say :
“I think I produce COULD a better Tinkerbell” ?
and “use my dick to COULD the embroidery”?
Thanks for the correction! I was confused…….
Thanks for the
Remove the last “Thanks for the”
I could have gone my whole life without seeing Tinkerbell with her legs up in the air like that.
Tink hasn’t been taking care of herself, has she? Looks like she’s been hanging out in the bars for the past 50 years. Poor Tink.
This is the sort of thing that makes me paranoid… even though I’m fairly certain I can sew worth a damn, sometimes I wonder if people just say they like my things to be nice. Maybe I’m a terrible self judge and I’m actually turning out this sort of crap.
Unless the pillow’s dimensions are 3mm by 3mm, I would think she could have made the likeness less angular. It is nice, however, that the original piece pleased her visually impaired daughter.
I like this pillow because I hate Disney.
Hey, I give this seller props for not using a commercial pattern and an embroidery machine. The downside though, is this looks more like tinkerbelle’s demented stepmother.
#48 kitty: I am so grossed out by that picture. Why would anyone want to put that around their neck after it’s been on that keyboard? yuuuuck
If you squint your eyes, her shop avatar looks like a vagina.
I thought it was some sort of Tinkerbell porn because her legs are wrapped around her head.
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