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goats.exe (NSFW)

Posted by Helen Killer

100 comments

OTHER INTERNET MEME DECALS REGRETSY WOULD LIKE TO SEE:

USB GIRL

BRIAN APPLE PEPPERS

MAC MEAT SPIN

UPDATE: FAN ART

From Christina

From Jonathan

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Feb 24, 2010
2:21 pm

#1 waningestrogen :

speechless, just ewwwwww.

Rate this comment: +10

Feb 24, 2010
2:23 pm

#2 LeeLooDallas :

I like the inclusion of the wedding ring…NICE.

Rate this comment: +70

Feb 24, 2010
2:23 pm

#3 waningestrogen :

All of our designs can be “custom sized”, so let us know if you would like any design larger or smaller. We can also do custom work.

Personalization? Can I send in my own photos?

Rate this comment: +27

Feb 24, 2010
2:23 pm

#4 Hexefrau :

Oh. My. God. I want the meatspin one. Just to traumatize folks that I know.

HK, you forgot Two Girls, One Mac.

Rate this comment: +60

Feb 24, 2010
2:24 pm

#5 mazumi :

No 2 girls 1 cup?!

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Feb 24, 2010
2:24 pm

#6 mazumi :

Great minds, #4.

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Feb 24, 2010
2:26 pm

#7 I am Bitter :

Custom colors? I hope they have an ethnically diverse selection.

Rate this comment: +18

Feb 24, 2010
2:28 pm

#8 triceratops :

Did anyone else have to Google goatse??

Rate this comment: +25

Feb 24, 2010
2:29 pm

#9 joan of snark :

Clearly, the seller had a (pro)lapse in judgement.

Rate this comment: +42

Feb 24, 2010
2:29 pm

#10 mazumi :

#8 and anyone else who has never seen Goatse till now: I am so sorry.

Rate this comment: +40

Feb 24, 2010
2:29 pm

#11 Helen Killer :

@ #4 and #5, Bronc suggested it, but I couldn’t bear to look for screen caps to Photoshop.

Rate this comment: +37

Feb 24, 2010
2:29 pm

#12 Efit :

That shit is naaaaaaasty. “100% Satisfaction” would be not seeing this juvenile crap. Ever.

Just……….gross.

And what the hell is 7 year vinyl?

Rate this comment: +5

Feb 24, 2010
2:29 pm

#13 waningestrogen :

The usual question is “is it mac-compatible?”
But that’s moot in this case.

Rate this comment: +9

Feb 24, 2010
2:30 pm

#14 mazumi :

#12: “7 year vinyl” is vinyl that’s supposed to last for seven years.

Rate this comment: +7

Feb 24, 2010
2:32 pm

#15 Efit :

Thanks #14. After Googling Goaste (or whatever shit) and being thoroughly disgusted and a little mortified, I’m only sorry this crap isn’t 7 second vinyl.

Rate this comment: +23

Feb 24, 2010
2:34 pm

#16 blondeweezie :

Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.

Rate this comment: -19

Feb 24, 2010
2:36 pm

#17 Helen Killer :

@ #16 Google Brian Peppers.

Rate this comment: +20

Feb 24, 2010
2:37 pm

#18 IscreamUscream :

The Steve Jobs Signature Edition–finally!

Rate this comment: +8

Feb 24, 2010
2:38 pm

#19 blondeweezie :

I actually like the Conan one:
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=39484608

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Feb 24, 2010
2:40 pm

#20 bellum :

Dear god, I need some brain bleach, STAT!

Rate this comment: +8

Feb 24, 2010
2:40 pm

#21 Kimmer-G :

I Won’t Throw Up is right!

Rate this comment: +1

Feb 24, 2010
2:43 pm

#22 littykidder :

Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.

Rate this comment: -11

Feb 24, 2010
2:45 pm

#23 blondeweezie :

Rectum? Damn near killed ‘em!

Rate this comment: +85

Feb 24, 2010
2:46 pm

#24 bumblepuppy :

Ick.
Materials: high quality vinyl, blood, sweat and tears
Please no more bodily fluids!

Rate this comment: +27

Feb 24, 2010
2:46 pm

#25 razberries :

heh heh…so disturbing on so many levels.
btw, i had not heard of “goatse” til last year.
BRB- have to go google brian peppers now…

Rate this comment: +9

Feb 24, 2010
2:47 pm

#26 Patty has been abuducted by an alien :

I just had to explain the “goatse” thing to my 20 year old kid.

She said, “Sometimes, you should just not share things with me.”

I replied, “Then maybe you shouldn’t ask me for an explanation.”

That’s what she gets for staying home sick from work today. And this item may have caused her to be sick through tomorrow.

Rate this comment: +50

Feb 24, 2010
2:47 pm

#27 blondeweezie :

Let’s see: Goatse, Futurama, and Super Mario…
I take it the shop owner is a kid in his late teens?

Rate this comment: +11

Feb 24, 2010
2:48 pm

#28 razberries :

ok, the shop has hello kitty and snow white (and conan)…how the fuck does a goatse fit into the equation?

Rate this comment: +12

Feb 24, 2010
2:49 pm

#29 iheart45s :

The best part is that my mom and her boyfriend just bought new imacs. Guess what they’re getting for Christmas this year?

Rate this comment: +37

Feb 24, 2010
2:52 pm

#30 littykidder :

When I surf onto the page & see that butthole I literally reel backasswards like I’ve been torched or
kicked in the head or stomach. Very effective …

Rate this comment: +16

Feb 24, 2010
2:54 pm

#31 razberries :

brian peppers? EW.
love the bio on this etsy shop-

“We Make Decals and love Puppies, Kitties, and any animal that is at least 1/5 of full size!
(ie. pygmy elephants!)”

i guess they forgot to mention ass stretching.
this was listed 2/21? i smell regretsy bait…(but it’s still funny and disturbing)

Rate this comment: +9

Feb 24, 2010
2:56 pm

#32 GoldenGlow :

OH DEAR GOD!!! I’m laughing and crying and frightened and nauseous and I don’t know which reaction is the right one!

Rate this comment: +12

Feb 24, 2010
3:00 pm

#33 shaebay :

I have never wanted a macbook before, but I do now! <3

Rate this comment: +9

Feb 24, 2010
3:06 pm

#34 littykidder :

BWAAAAA ha ha . What an awesome family room & perfect
welcome !

Rate this comment: +12

Feb 24, 2010
3:07 pm

#35 flare :

oh my sweet baby Jesus.

Rate this comment: +4

Feb 24, 2010
3:09 pm

#36 flare :

though the Snow White makes me wish I had a Mac.

Rate this comment: +2

Feb 24, 2010
3:10 pm

#37 razberries :

LOL- love the update!

Rate this comment: +4

Feb 24, 2010
3:15 pm

#38 moi :

Isn’t that a loose copy of a Mapplethorpe Photo? I don’t think he had an apple in the ass though.

Hehe…I said loose…no pun intended.

And…I really never needed to see the two holes one cup or whatever its called image again! It was bad enough that I let curiosity get me the first time.

Rate this comment: +4

Feb 24, 2010
3:15 pm

#39 whaapplewha :

what.is.wrong.with.this.person?

Rate this comment: +4

Feb 24, 2010
3:18 pm

#40 droppingbeets :

I think “seven year vinyl” implies that this image will be branded on our minds every time we see a MacBook, even on a recurring basis, for seven years. Shudder.
Keep it to the bedroom, folks.

Rate this comment: +11

Feb 24, 2010
3:21 pm

#41 whaapplewha :

#8 trice… that may the most disturbing thing that I have ever seen. I had just ASSumed that the seller had misspelled something. Ugh.

Rate this comment: +4

Feb 24, 2010
3:40 pm

#42 sudabaki© :

NSFW is the understatement of the year.

I’m going to write a book and call it “Everything I don’t need to know, I learned on Regretsy”

Rate this comment: +56

Feb 24, 2010
3:42 pm

#43 mimiomi :

The elephant’s missing ear! That is pretty clever! As for Goatse – EW! I don’t need to see the inside of your anus – even if it is shaped like the Mac logo.

Rate this comment: +17

Feb 24, 2010
3:47 pm

#44 whaapplewha :

Love the Elephant!

Rate this comment: +7

Feb 24, 2010
3:52 pm

#45 cratz :

Oh, HK, I am feeling let down. I have been successfully avoiding goatse for a few years. Until now, when it was again thrust into my consciousness. *sobs uncontrollably*

But, hey! I love the elephant ear-apple!

Rate this comment: +21

Feb 24, 2010
3:52 pm

#46 nitebyrd :

For fuck’s sake! Was this really necessary? I believe the “I’m A PC” guy has gone totally batshit crazy.

Rate this comment: +7

Feb 24, 2010
3:54 pm

#47 littykidder :

How nice to have a little elephant whimsy after the anal assault.

Rate this comment: +42

Feb 24, 2010
3:54 pm

#48 WrathOfFoamy :

Oh My God…
I just wasted a good 20 minutes googling the butthole thing, that peppers guy, fecafelia, and now my brain is ready to slowly shrivel up and crawl out my ear for the way I’ve been mistreating it, and exposing it to all this nastiness…
ewwwwww…

Rate this comment: +25

Feb 24, 2010
3:57 pm

#49 buhbyebirdie :

…this is a lot more goatse than I expected to see today.

Rate this comment: +21

Feb 24, 2010
4:01 pm

#50 LeeLooDallas :

iSore

Rate this comment: +62

Feb 24, 2010
4:01 pm

#51 emargee :

there should be a lemon party one too!

Rate this comment: +12

Feb 24, 2010
4:12 pm

#52 methuselah :

It’s like a stroll through Encyclopedia Dramatica.

Rate this comment: +8

Feb 24, 2010
4:16 pm

#53 starrydreams :

iHadtogoogletoo. iSayitalllooksverypainful…iSaygoodnight…..

Rate this comment: +11

Feb 24, 2010
4:17 pm

#54 IscreamUscream :

@LeeLoo

COTD! –at least if I had my way.

Rate this comment: +11

Feb 24, 2010
4:20 pm

#55 detroit :

Hard to play with this one. It’s like doing a parody of something that’s already really funny. The original is better.

I almost felt bad for doing this to Ina Unt Trina (or whatever they were called – real catchy tunes tho)”

http://s987.photobucket.com/albums/ae360/regretfully/?action=view&current=bumbum.jpg&newest=1

Rate this comment: +2

Feb 24, 2010
4:28 pm

#56 Vile & Evil Debbie Downer :

(screaming with glee)

I LOVE THIS

Rate this comment: -1

Feb 24, 2010
4:29 pm

#57 LeeLooDallas :

Thanks, ISUS! : )

Rate this comment: +5

Feb 24, 2010
4:32 pm

#58 mtopia :

I would rather have the horse one with the typo. This is atrocious!

Rate this comment: 0

Feb 24, 2010
4:32 pm

#59 PinkBunnies :

I was eating asparagus when I saw this. Was. I’ve learned a valuable lesson about not eating when checking Regretsy.

Rate this comment: +7

Feb 24, 2010
4:34 pm

#60 spandy :

I liked life better when I was naive.
Will pass on goatse research, thank you very much.

Rate this comment: +21

Feb 24, 2010
4:37 pm

#61 spandy :

Just hope there are no goats involved.

Rate this comment: +9

Feb 24, 2010
5:13 pm

#62 ilhu :

oh no you did not go there. denial. population : me.

Rate this comment: +4

Feb 24, 2010
5:15 pm

#63 elephantandbutterfly :

Has anyone else noticed the butthole (Web) surfer seems to have a tail (though a bit misplaced)?

Rate this comment: +6

Feb 24, 2010
5:16 pm

#64 tdro :

I showed this to hubby & told him that since it’s on etsy it should have “Mature” as the first picture in the listing… he said it should be more accurately be labeled as “immature”.

Rate this comment: +26

Feb 24, 2010
5:20 pm

#65 vergeofsomething :

Oh whut.

Rate this comment: -1

Feb 24, 2010
5:26 pm

#66 fluffysue :

I’m glad I’m not the only one who had to Google “goatse”…but I’m sorry I did!

(I would, however, totally buy the one with our little elephant friend on it).

Rate this comment: +10

Feb 24, 2010
5:36 pm

#67 spandy :

Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.

Rate this comment: -5

Feb 24, 2010
5:39 pm

#68 Recovering Crack Baby :

#23 blondeweezie : Rectum? Damn near killed ‘em!

Just recently we had a Band in the studio and that comment was made- nobody could remember the beginning of the joke though

Rate this comment: +4

Feb 24, 2010
5:52 pm

#69 HomeAlone :

oh god, oh GOD!! I had no idea what goatse was and just googled it. Oh my god, I’m scarred for life! I want my sheltered existence back, and it’s gone forever.

Rate this comment: +21

Feb 24, 2010
6:03 pm

#70 IscreamUscream :

Heh…I still have nothing to add.
Sorta hard to get past those visuals, or better iSore

Rate this comment: +13

Feb 24, 2010
6:11 pm

#71 Natkat :

I love the elephant and the found apple/ear. Ha!

I don’t get the Mac Meat Spin though. I see a penis and an apple, and then……I’m lost. I know I’ll regret this but, Help!

Rate this comment: +6

Feb 24, 2010
6:16 pm

#72 Vile & Evil Debbie Downer :

Not that I want to look at it, but I love goatse. After seeing it for the first time years ago, I felt violated (the 1st time is always a shock. And the 2nd. And 3rd). But now these years later, I’ve seen so much worse that goatse is just lighthearted silliness.

So why not add to the fuckery? Introducing – the iClops.

http://twitpic.com/156cl6

Rate this comment: +11

Feb 24, 2010
6:29 pm

#73 blondeweezie :

Finally. An answer to the question: “Are there rigs around Uranus?”

Rate this comment: +12

Feb 24, 2010
6:41 pm

#74 Natkat :

Um, nevermind. JFGI. Right?

Rate this comment: +2

Feb 24, 2010
6:51 pm

#75 hidden due to low comment rating2 :

Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.

Rate this comment: -10

Feb 24, 2010
6:58 pm

#76 lyontamer :

This is so gross, even my gross self cannot comment.

Rate this comment: +8

Feb 24, 2010
7:05 pm

#77 janncri :

You know you’re getting old when you have to google goatse (although it was kind of self-explanatory) as well as Brian Peppers. Thank god for the internet.

Rate this comment: +11

Feb 24, 2010
8:56 pm

#78 xyzzy :

If you want to know about these memes without seeing them, this is the place:
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ShockSite
(Some actually sound fairly funny!)

#63 elephantandbutterfly — Look up goatse, that’s not a tail you’re looking at…

Rate this comment: +5

Feb 24, 2010
9:18 pm

#79 xyzzy :

I’m so tempted to order a couple copies of the Goatse decal, and send them anonymously to my hardcore-Mac-obsessed brother & ex… Lucky for them I don’t have the funds at the moment, and likely will have forgotten by the time I do!

Rate this comment: +4

Feb 24, 2010
9:24 pm

#80 clitty's got claws :

Who would look at this decal and think “this is exactly what I’ve been looking for! It will be perfect for my MacBook that I use for work!”

The only thing that makes this post better is the photoshop at the end with the elephant, hehe.

Rate this comment: +4

Feb 24, 2010
9:28 pm

#81 steviesegel :

Who in their right mind would put this on a laptop?

I mean — you can take a laptop out in PUBLIC?

What would you think if you dropped into the local Starbux and saw someone checking you out from behind their laptop with THAT decal on it?!?!? YIKES! RUN AWAY!!!

Rate this comment: +3

Feb 24, 2010
10:56 pm

#82 froufroubijou :

I’m sorry but this guy like so many guys with these fucking decals are so unoriginal…

see my point here:

http://www.etsy.com/search_results.php?search_type=handmade&search_query=snow+white+decal

Rate this comment: -1

Feb 25, 2010
1:27 am

#83 snarkeygirl :

Okay, I officially hate the internet now! Not only does my brain need bleach, but also what is left of my soul. . .

Rate this comment: +3

Feb 25, 2010
2:39 am

#84 jackie31337 :

Am I the only person in the world who wasn’t shocked by goatse? My reaction the first time I saw it was something along the lines of “um, ok. Why?”

Rate this comment: +6

Feb 25, 2010
5:16 am

#85 spandy :

#81 – Take this into Starbux & a candid camera for the reactions. Now that would be funny but somebody might get it for indecent exposure. And the funeral for death of innocence next day, no kids allowed.

Rate this comment: -2

Feb 25, 2010
6:23 am

#86 takilasunrise :

I’m feeling a little nauseous myself after seeing this! WTH? Why would anybody want to have that on their laptop? Whatever they do in the privacy of their bedroom is up to them, but I don’t want to see it!

Rate this comment: +2

Feb 25, 2010
6:25 am

#87 takilasunrise :

#82 froufroubijou :
I’m sorry but this guy like so many guys with these fucking decals are so unoriginal…

This crap shouldn’t even be on Etsy!

Rate this comment: +1

Feb 25, 2010
6:28 am

#88 takilasunrise :

Oh, sorry……..I should have said “nauseated”!

http://www.worldwidewords.org/qa/qa-nau1.htm
(pompous ass)

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Feb 25, 2010
7:30 am

#89 mannequinreject :

Every time you google goatse, God kills a kitten.

…I didn’t even know goatse still existed.

Rate this comment: +9

Feb 25, 2010
7:31 am

#90 herzeleid :

Should I feel weird that I didn’t have to google goatse?

Rate this comment: +10

Feb 25, 2010
7:33 am

#91 mannequinreject :

#90 no, be grateful

Rate this comment: +2

Feb 25, 2010
1:23 pm

#92 Dix :

Again–why?

Do you not like your MacBook?

I mean . . . decals, sure. But I’d want, you know, a cute little animal or a nice mountain scene or something.

Rate this comment: +3

Feb 25, 2010
7:21 pm

#93 somnomania :

Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.

Rate this comment: -3

Feb 25, 2010
11:31 pm

#94 duckalicious :

un-fucking-believable!

btw, seen these yet?

http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?ref=vl_other_1&listing_id=40495865

Rate this comment: +3

Feb 26, 2010
6:24 pm

#95 MaryBeth :

50% Ewwwww & 50% Ouch!

100% disturbing.

Rate this comment: +5

Feb 27, 2010
2:02 am

#96 Danorz :

congratulations are in order for this one helen, not sarcasm either. the year is 2010 and the goatass has been around since biblical times in internet years, and yet not only have you still managed to goatse a shitload of people, you have in fact got them to goatse themselves. amazing.

Rate this comment: +3

Feb 27, 2010
1:23 pm

#97 HelenaHandbasket :

It was good that the original model, obviously afflicted with Spina Bifida, was able to get work through this pose.

Rate this comment: +4

Mar 1, 2010
10:17 am

#98 priceless :

@#77 I don’t think not knowing weird porn fetishes without someone having to point it out to you makes you old. It makes you normal. I am not even sure I want to Google this shit. Sometimes curiosity kills THIS Cat.

Rate this comment: +1

Mar 3, 2010
1:45 am

#99 The Blue Kraken :

ignorance is bliss………. unfortunately im not ignorant………. bleach please..

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Mar 7, 2010
1:42 am

#100 mekon :

what.
the.
fuck.

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