goats.exe (NSFW)
OTHER INTERNET MEME DECALS REGRETSY WOULD LIKE TO SEE:
USB GIRL
BRIAN APPLE PEPPERS
MAC MEAT SPIN
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February 24, 2010 at 2:21 pm
speechless, just ewwwwww.
February 24, 2010 at 2:23 pm
I like the inclusion of the wedding ring…NICE.
February 24, 2010 at 2:23 pm
All of our designs can be “custom sized”, so let us know if you would like any design larger or smaller. We can also do custom work.
Personalization? Can I send in my own photos?
February 24, 2010 at 2:23 pm
Oh. My. God. I want the meatspin one. Just to traumatize folks that I know.
HK, you forgot Two Girls, One Mac.
February 24, 2010 at 2:24 pm
No 2 girls 1 cup?!
February 24, 2010 at 2:24 pm
Great minds, #4.
February 24, 2010 at 2:26 pm
Custom colors? I hope they have an ethnically diverse selection.
February 24, 2010 at 2:28 pm
Did anyone else have to Google goatse??
February 24, 2010 at 2:29 pm
Clearly, the seller had a (pro)lapse in judgement.
February 24, 2010 at 2:29 pm
#8 and anyone else who has never seen Goatse till now: I am so sorry.
February 24, 2010 at 2:29 pm
@ #4 and #5, Bronc suggested it, but I couldn’t bear to look for screen caps to Photoshop.
February 24, 2010 at 2:29 pm
That shit is naaaaaaasty. “100% Satisfaction” would be not seeing this juvenile crap. Ever.
Just……….gross.
And what the hell is 7 year vinyl?
February 24, 2010 at 2:29 pm
The usual question is “is it mac-compatible?”
But that’s moot in this case.
February 24, 2010 at 2:30 pm
#12: “7 year vinyl” is vinyl that’s supposed to last for seven years.
February 24, 2010 at 2:32 pm
Thanks #14. After Googling Goaste (or whatever shit) and being thoroughly disgusted and a little mortified, I’m only sorry this crap isn’t 7 second vinyl.
February 24, 2010 at 2:34 pm
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February 24, 2010 at 2:36 pm
@ #16 Google Brian Peppers.
February 24, 2010 at 2:37 pm
The Steve Jobs Signature Edition–finally!
February 24, 2010 at 2:38 pm
I actually like the Conan one:
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=39484608
February 24, 2010 at 2:40 pm
Dear god, I need some brain bleach, STAT!
February 24, 2010 at 2:40 pm
I Won’t Throw Up is right!
February 24, 2010 at 2:43 pm
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February 24, 2010 at 2:45 pm
Rectum? Damn near killed ‘em!
February 24, 2010 at 2:46 pm
Ick.
Materials: high quality vinyl, blood, sweat and tears
Please no more bodily fluids!
February 24, 2010 at 2:46 pm
heh heh…so disturbing on so many levels.
btw, i had not heard of “goatse” til last year.
BRB- have to go google brian peppers now…
February 24, 2010 at 2:47 pm
I just had to explain the “goatse” thing to my 20 year old kid.
She said, “Sometimes, you should just not share things with me.”
I replied, “Then maybe you shouldn’t ask me for an explanation.”
That’s what she gets for staying home sick from work today. And this item may have caused her to be sick through tomorrow.
February 24, 2010 at 2:47 pm
Let’s see: Goatse, Futurama, and Super Mario…
I take it the shop owner is a kid in his late teens?
February 24, 2010 at 2:48 pm
ok, the shop has hello kitty and snow white (and conan)…how the fuck does a goatse fit into the equation?
February 24, 2010 at 2:49 pm
The best part is that my mom and her boyfriend just bought new imacs. Guess what they’re getting for Christmas this year?
February 24, 2010 at 2:52 pm
When I surf onto the page & see that butthole I literally reel backasswards like I’ve been torched or
kicked in the head or stomach. Very effective …
February 24, 2010 at 2:54 pm
brian peppers? EW.
love the bio on this etsy shop-
“We Make Decals and love Puppies, Kitties, and any animal that is at least 1/5 of full size!
(ie. pygmy elephants!)”
i guess they forgot to mention ass stretching.
this was listed 2/21? i smell regretsy bait…(but it’s still funny and disturbing)
February 24, 2010 at 2:56 pm
OH DEAR GOD!!! I’m laughing and crying and frightened and nauseous and I don’t know which reaction is the right one!
February 24, 2010 at 3:00 pm
I have never wanted a macbook before, but I do now! <3
February 24, 2010 at 3:06 pm
BWAAAAA ha ha . What an awesome family room & perfect
welcome !
February 24, 2010 at 3:07 pm
oh my sweet baby Jesus.
February 24, 2010 at 3:09 pm
though the Snow White makes me wish I had a Mac.
February 24, 2010 at 3:10 pm
LOL- love the update!
February 24, 2010 at 3:15 pm
Isn’t that a loose copy of a Mapplethorpe Photo? I don’t think he had an apple in the ass though.
Hehe…I said loose…no pun intended.
And…I really never needed to see the two holes one cup or whatever its called image again! It was bad enough that I let curiosity get me the first time.
February 24, 2010 at 3:15 pm
what.is.wrong.with.this.person?
February 24, 2010 at 3:18 pm
I think “seven year vinyl” implies that this image will be branded on our minds every time we see a MacBook, even on a recurring basis, for seven years. Shudder.
Keep it to the bedroom, folks.
February 24, 2010 at 3:21 pm
#8 trice… that may the most disturbing thing that I have ever seen. I had just ASSumed that the seller had misspelled something. Ugh.
February 24, 2010 at 3:40 pm
NSFW is the understatement of the year.
I’m going to write a book and call it “Everything I don’t need to know, I learned on Regretsy”
February 24, 2010 at 3:42 pm
The elephant’s missing ear! That is pretty clever! As for Goatse – EW! I don’t need to see the inside of your anus – even if it is shaped like the Mac logo.
February 24, 2010 at 3:47 pm
Love the Elephant!
February 24, 2010 at 3:52 pm
Oh, HK, I am feeling let down. I have been successfully avoiding goatse for a few years. Until now, when it was again thrust into my consciousness. *sobs uncontrollably*
But, hey! I love the elephant ear-apple!
February 24, 2010 at 3:52 pm
For fuck’s sake! Was this really necessary? I believe the “I’m A PC” guy has gone totally batshit crazy.
February 24, 2010 at 3:54 pm
How nice to have a little elephant whimsy after the anal assault.
February 24, 2010 at 3:54 pm
Oh My God…
I just wasted a good 20 minutes googling the butthole thing, that peppers guy, fecafelia, and now my brain is ready to slowly shrivel up and crawl out my ear for the way I’ve been mistreating it, and exposing it to all this nastiness…
ewwwwww…
February 24, 2010 at 3:57 pm
…this is a lot more goatse than I expected to see today.
February 24, 2010 at 4:01 pm
iSore
February 24, 2010 at 4:01 pm
there should be a lemon party one too!
February 24, 2010 at 4:12 pm
It’s like a stroll through Encyclopedia Dramatica.
February 24, 2010 at 4:16 pm
iHadtogoogletoo. iSayitalllooksverypainful…iSaygoodnight…..
February 24, 2010 at 4:17 pm
@LeeLoo
COTD! –at least if I had my way.
February 24, 2010 at 4:20 pm
Hard to play with this one. It’s like doing a parody of something that’s already really funny. The original is better.
I almost felt bad for doing this to Ina Unt Trina (or whatever they were called – real catchy tunes tho)”
http://s987.photobucket.com/albums/ae360/regretfully/?action=view¤t=bumbum.jpg&newest=1
February 24, 2010 at 4:28 pm
(screaming with glee)
I LOVE THIS
February 24, 2010 at 4:29 pm
Thanks, ISUS! : )
February 24, 2010 at 4:32 pm
I would rather have the horse one with the typo. This is atrocious!
February 24, 2010 at 4:32 pm
I was eating asparagus when I saw this. Was. I’ve learned a valuable lesson about not eating when checking Regretsy.
February 24, 2010 at 4:34 pm
I liked life better when I was naive.
Will pass on goatse research, thank you very much.
February 24, 2010 at 4:37 pm
Just hope there are no goats involved.
February 24, 2010 at 5:13 pm
oh no you did not go there. denial. population : me.
February 24, 2010 at 5:15 pm
Has anyone else noticed the butthole (Web) surfer seems to have a tail (though a bit misplaced)?
February 24, 2010 at 5:16 pm
I showed this to hubby & told him that since it’s on etsy it should have “Mature” as the first picture in the listing… he said it should be more accurately be labeled as “immature”.
February 24, 2010 at 5:20 pm
Oh whut.
February 24, 2010 at 5:26 pm
I’m glad I’m not the only one who had to Google “goatse”…but I’m sorry I did!
(I would, however, totally buy the one with our little elephant friend on it).
February 24, 2010 at 5:36 pm
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February 24, 2010 at 5:39 pm
#23 blondeweezie : Rectum? Damn near killed ‘em!
Just recently we had a Band in the studio and that comment was made- nobody could remember the beginning of the joke though
February 24, 2010 at 5:52 pm
oh god, oh GOD!! I had no idea what goatse was and just googled it. Oh my god, I’m scarred for life! I want my sheltered existence back, and it’s gone forever.
February 24, 2010 at 6:03 pm
Heh…I still have nothing to add.
Sorta hard to get past those visuals, or better iSore
February 24, 2010 at 6:11 pm
I love the elephant and the found apple/ear. Ha!
I don’t get the Mac Meat Spin though. I see a penis and an apple, and then……I’m lost. I know I’ll regret this but, Help!
February 24, 2010 at 6:16 pm
Not that I want to look at it, but I love goatse. After seeing it for the first time years ago, I felt violated (the 1st time is always a shock. And the 2nd. And 3rd). But now these years later, I’ve seen so much worse that goatse is just lighthearted silliness.
So why not add to the fuckery? Introducing – the iClops.
http://twitpic.com/156cl6
February 24, 2010 at 6:29 pm
Finally. An answer to the question: “Are there rigs around Uranus?”
February 24, 2010 at 6:41 pm
Um, nevermind. JFGI. Right?
February 24, 2010 at 6:51 pm
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February 24, 2010 at 6:58 pm
This is so gross, even my gross self cannot comment.
February 24, 2010 at 7:05 pm
You know you’re getting old when you have to google goatse (although it was kind of self-explanatory) as well as Brian Peppers. Thank god for the internet.
February 24, 2010 at 8:56 pm
If you want to know about these memes without seeing them, this is the place:
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ShockSite
(Some actually sound fairly funny!)
#63 elephantandbutterfly — Look up goatse, that’s not a tail you’re looking at…
February 24, 2010 at 9:18 pm
I’m so tempted to order a couple copies of the Goatse decal, and send them anonymously to my hardcore-Mac-obsessed brother & ex… Lucky for them I don’t have the funds at the moment, and likely will have forgotten by the time I do!
February 24, 2010 at 9:24 pm
Who would look at this decal and think “this is exactly what I’ve been looking for! It will be perfect for my MacBook that I use for work!”
The only thing that makes this post better is the photoshop at the end with the elephant, hehe.
February 24, 2010 at 9:28 pm
Who in their right mind would put this on a laptop?
I mean — you can take a laptop out in PUBLIC?
What would you think if you dropped into the local Starbux and saw someone checking you out from behind their laptop with THAT decal on it?!?!? YIKES! RUN AWAY!!!
February 24, 2010 at 10:56 pm
I’m sorry but this guy like so many guys with these fucking decals are so unoriginal…
see my point here:
http://www.etsy.com/search_results.php?search_type=handmade&search_query=snow+white+decal
February 25, 2010 at 1:27 am
Okay, I officially hate the internet now! Not only does my brain need bleach, but also what is left of my soul. . .
February 25, 2010 at 2:39 am
Am I the only person in the world who wasn’t shocked by goatse? My reaction the first time I saw it was something along the lines of “um, ok. Why?”
February 25, 2010 at 5:16 am
#81 – Take this into Starbux & a candid camera for the reactions. Now that would be funny but somebody might get it for indecent exposure. And the funeral for death of innocence next day, no kids allowed.
February 25, 2010 at 6:23 am
I’m feeling a little nauseous myself after seeing this! WTH? Why would anybody want to have that on their laptop? Whatever they do in the privacy of their bedroom is up to them, but I don’t want to see it!
February 25, 2010 at 6:25 am
#82 froufroubijou :
I’m sorry but this guy like so many guys with these fucking decals are so unoriginal…
This crap shouldn’t even be on Etsy!
February 25, 2010 at 6:28 am
Oh, sorry……..I should have said “nauseated”!
http://www.worldwidewords.org/qa/qa-nau1.htm
(pompous ass)
February 25, 2010 at 7:30 am
Every time you google goatse, God kills a kitten.
…I didn’t even know goatse still existed.
February 25, 2010 at 7:31 am
Should I feel weird that I didn’t have to google goatse?
February 25, 2010 at 7:33 am
#90 no, be grateful
February 25, 2010 at 1:23 pm
Again–why?
Do you not like your MacBook?
I mean . . . decals, sure. But I’d want, you know, a cute little animal or a nice mountain scene or something.
February 25, 2010 at 7:21 pm
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February 25, 2010 at 11:31 pm
un-fucking-believable!
btw, seen these yet?
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?ref=vl_other_1&listing_id=40495865
February 26, 2010 at 6:24 pm
50% Ewwwww & 50% Ouch!
100% disturbing.
February 27, 2010 at 2:02 am
congratulations are in order for this one helen, not sarcasm either. the year is 2010 and the goatass has been around since biblical times in internet years, and yet not only have you still managed to goatse a shitload of people, you have in fact got them to goatse themselves. amazing.
February 27, 2010 at 1:23 pm
It was good that the original model, obviously afflicted with Spina Bifida, was able to get work through this pose.
March 1, 2010 at 10:17 am
@#77 I don’t think not knowing weird porn fetishes without someone having to point it out to you makes you old. It makes you normal. I am not even sure I want to Google this shit. Sometimes curiosity kills THIS Cat.
March 3, 2010 at 1:45 am
ignorance is bliss………. unfortunately im not ignorant………. bleach please..
March 7, 2010 at 1:42 am
what.
the.
fuck.