F Bomb
You’ll find the answers at whatisreality.info, provided your questions are “WHAT”, “WTF” and “WHAT IS THIS I DON’T EVEN”.
You’ll find the answers at whatisreality.info, provided your questions are “WHAT”, “WTF” and “WHAT IS THIS I DON’T EVEN”.
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February 23, 2010 at 1:32 pm
For a better understanding of why you just wasted ten bucks just visit Regretsy.
February 23, 2010 at 1:33 pm
It’s like one of those “How To Keep An Idiot Busy” apps.
February 23, 2010 at 1:34 pm
WTF indeed!
February 23, 2010 at 1:34 pm
shitty AND condescending! greeeeeat.
February 23, 2010 at 1:34 pm
I believe you can see this exact same image by poking yourself in the eye.
February 23, 2010 at 1:36 pm
This is what happens when I give my toddler the camera. Except lately he’s been getting better results.
February 23, 2010 at 1:38 pm
It’s like I’ve found God’s Etsy shop.
February 23, 2010 at 1:38 pm
omg @ #5 fenrislorsrai: I would RATHER poke myself in the eye than finish investigating the what is reality link.
February 23, 2010 at 1:39 pm
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February 23, 2010 at 1:40 pm
Time for the shamanic flame thrower. Oh, and please pass the pipe.
February 23, 2010 at 1:41 pm
There’s a technical art term for “mystery of reality.” It’s called abstract.
February 23, 2010 at 1:42 pm
Sigh. I’ve seen artsy, what-the-hell-is-happening-here, where-am-I-supposed-to-click-next sort of websites before that have been really well done and have sucked the viewer into some weird, mind bending, alternate reality sort of shit. This? Is not one of those sites.
February 23, 2010 at 1:42 pm
Alright, screw this. I’m going to start taking blurry photos, or just blurring existing photos to death and posting them on Etsy.
February 23, 2010 at 1:44 pm
@ #2 LuluMcTavish – I agree, and am quite embarrassed that I actually wasted time clicking on the links. Dear bob, does this person really have that much time on their hands?
February 23, 2010 at 1:44 pm
This looks like a bad 80′s dropsheet background at the sears portrait studio.
February 23, 2010 at 1:45 pm
Well I’m the dumbass that kept on clicking. Sigh.
February 23, 2010 at 1:47 pm
My friend is a professional photographer. Last week one of her lenses got broken. I imagine this is what pictures using the broken lens might look like
February 23, 2010 at 1:50 pm
#17
This is what the pictures look like if the shutter button gets pushed accidentally while the camera is still inside the camera bag.
February 23, 2010 at 1:54 pm
$10? for a headache?
February 23, 2010 at 1:55 pm
This is a niche market in photography for people who don’t realize they’re camera is stuck on ‘t’.
Also. I didn’t even realize I could click ‘what is reality?’ until I read the comments. It seems like if someone is going to do something like that they could…I don’t know…actually make it thought provoking.
February 23, 2010 at 1:55 pm
Alright. I’m working on an MFA in art, so I deal with abstracts all the time. But this shit pisses me off. No! Stop it! Lazyass.
February 23, 2010 at 1:56 pm
Totally ‘shopped
February 23, 2010 at 1:57 pm
I wanted more answers.
February 23, 2010 at 1:59 pm
Since when does:
Blurry Image+Self Indulgence/Incoherent Rambling=ART??
Damn it now my brain hurts. That means its working!!!!
February 23, 2010 at 2:00 pm
#22 Bronc. I just wanted ONE answer.
February 23, 2010 at 2:01 pm
Check out the shop – I can hardly wait to see W, X, Y, & Z!
I’m gonna buy the whole series to hang in my son’s room to teach him the alphabet:
“A” is for Abstract fuckery
“B” is for Bullshit
“C” is for Crap…
February 23, 2010 at 2:02 pm
D is for donkey dung
E is for elephant poo
F is for flagrant misuse of the word “art”
someone else take it…
February 23, 2010 at 2:03 pm
#25 bootysychoo.
“D” is for Derp
February 23, 2010 at 2:05 pm
“Its like a dream”…..a dream where I ponder the existence of my nipple-free breasts while holding them in my hands? wtf?
February 23, 2010 at 2:05 pm
E is for Existential Excrement.
February 23, 2010 at 2:06 pm
oh hell, my screen wasn’t showing all of it. not breasts. knees? or, odd shaped wrinkly nipple free breasts.
February 23, 2010 at 2:09 pm
“Inspired by contemplation of stock Window’s screensavers…”
February 23, 2010 at 2:10 pm
With the watermark floating there it reminds me of LOST. But a happier, hippier LOST.
February 23, 2010 at 2:10 pm
F is for fuckery
G is for ghastly
H is for hubris
I is for I. do. not. want
February 23, 2010 at 2:10 pm
apparently reality is in the eye of the timothy leary beholder
February 23, 2010 at 2:11 pm
Because I am Pavlovian about links I went ahead and clicked the link…Why did you put the link up Helen? Why? Why did I have to look? What DOES it all mean? Excuse me while I go slam my head against a wall for a few moments…Ahhh, that’s better…
February 23, 2010 at 2:12 pm
@#14 Nancy Pants, don’t feel bad….it kept me busy for a few minutes too
February 23, 2010 at 2:17 pm
http://www.sarahbohr.com/images/saywhat.jpg
February 23, 2010 at 2:19 pm
#14 and #16 I am also a dumb ass for clicking on the links.
F is for fuck off for posting this on ETSY..
February 23, 2010 at 2:19 pm
#37- Good one!!!
February 23, 2010 at 2:22 pm
I was trying to take a photo of my camera-shy dog, so I zoomed WAY in from across the room. She was clued in and turned her head. It was just the right angle because the flash reflected off her dog collar with the reflective crap on it and this is what it looked like.
Like an idiot, I deleted it and tried again.
DAMMIT!
February 23, 2010 at 2:23 pm
I’m going to sell molasses and a feather on etsy so that the village idiots will have something else to play with besides this shit.
February 23, 2010 at 2:23 pm
that was the most annoying minute that I just wasted…at least if they’re gonna have you click on a bunch of stuff, give us a reward at the end!
and the photography….SUCKS
February 23, 2010 at 2:25 pm
@#32 LeeLoo-
dunno why they even bothered water marking this…who would seriously consider printing/making a copy of this?
February 23, 2010 at 2:31 pm
‘Are you smoking this shit so’s to escape from reality? Me, I don’t need this shit. I am reality!’
Tom Berenger as Sgt Barnes, Platoon
February 23, 2010 at 2:41 pm
Hey, so it turns out my macbook come with free abstract backgrounds! They are nicer than this one and they don’t put a watermark on it.
Who would steal this? Why bother putting you stupid address on it? All that comes of clicking the link is concern and disappointment.
February 23, 2010 at 2:42 pm
j is for jesus christ!
February 23, 2010 at 2:50 pm
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February 23, 2010 at 2:51 pm
Wait — Isn’t that the backgrounds offered by Windows featured in ’tile’ position?
February 23, 2010 at 2:54 pm
Oh, I want what they’re smoking!
February 23, 2010 at 2:55 pm
i hate this person.
a lot.
February 23, 2010 at 2:58 pm
“Reality is like a dream. The more you ask yourself the question of what it is, the more mysterious you realize reality is. Meditating with this idea in mind can lead to great insights and is a path toward greater enlightenment. Awakening to this idea has produced in me a desire for a higher understanding of this existence.”
The more I ask myself what is going on with this garbage, the more unnecessary I realize this garbage is.
February 23, 2010 at 2:59 pm
This is what I see when I take out my contacts/ take off my glasses. This is my world, never thought to make money off of it.
February 23, 2010 at 2:59 pm
The photo with the bewbies and dead pigs is better.
Reality. QED.
February 23, 2010 at 3:00 pm
M-as in put a muzzle on it, fotos & the fuzzy shit.
February 23, 2010 at 3:01 pm
I think he shops quite often from the I Heart Etsy pipe seller.
If you relax your eyes, you can clearly see “WTF”. It’s soooo….yeah….
February 23, 2010 at 3:02 pm
Helen, how did you pick just one of those photos? There is a whole alphabet of whimsy going on over there.
February 23, 2010 at 3:02 pm
I feel like such an idiot for going to that website. And clicking all the links. More than once. I kept thinking there had to be more to it that I was missing omehow. God, I want that 30 seconds of my life back.
February 23, 2010 at 3:03 pm
*”somehow”. My “s” key sticks.
February 23, 2010 at 3:11 pm
being stoned + internet= this crappy website
February 23, 2010 at 3:12 pm
uhmm… I am talking about the whatisreality site, not this little slice of heaven that is regretsy!
February 23, 2010 at 3:35 pm
Looks like someone put a “stop payment” on this person’s reality check.
February 23, 2010 at 3:37 pm
drive by photoshopping reality
(been super busy but couldn’t resist a 3 minute shopjob)
http://i47.tinypic.com/2z3q7tj.jpg
February 23, 2010 at 3:57 pm
Is this one clearer…..or this?
(Just like at the optometrist’s office!)
February 23, 2010 at 4:02 pm
They should call the website whatisstupidity.info and if you click more than 5 times you see a picture of yourself.
February 23, 2010 at 4:07 pm
This one should be Image V
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=37992959
February 23, 2010 at 4:16 pm
#23, have you ever been to art school? That’s practically what most students learn there.
February 23, 2010 at 4:40 pm
Clearly this seller has not learned what it really takes to make a successful product on Etsy.
The artist must make the following changes, and THEN people will buy:
http://www.twitpic.com/14zi7h
February 23, 2010 at 4:49 pm
K: keep making useless shit
L: loser…
M: makes no sense
February 23, 2010 at 5:01 pm
N is for No More!
Ois for ouch! My eyes!
Pis for please, don’t do this again
Q is for Quit now
R is for Regretsy
S is for shoot me now
February 23, 2010 at 5:04 pm
N: No, no, no way, Jose.
Skipping ahead to W: What a waste! Of time/paper/ink/brain cells.
Looking for reality? Go outside & pinch yourself till it hurts.
February 23, 2010 at 5:20 pm
Reality is that he is a lame artist but a talented
con artist.
February 23, 2010 at 5:48 pm
Damn hippies.
February 23, 2010 at 6:09 pm
Guys, guys! The nature of reality is truly in this work of art. You just have to look CLOSELY:
http://twitpic.com/14zynu
February 23, 2010 at 6:49 pm
A is for I’m Afraid of what some of his photos might really be if they weren’t blurry.
February 23, 2010 at 6:58 pm
#74-
Oh, VEDD. I bow to you.
That fuckin’ cat.
My day is complete.
February 23, 2010 at 7:23 pm
VEDD wonderfully subtle…I see everything now.
February 23, 2010 at 8:29 pm
VEDD- Kudos. I’m not sure if the room is moving or something you did, but it’s a def. improvement & I like it.
February 23, 2010 at 9:50 pm
wow clicking on those links was like experiencing zombo.com all over again.
February 23, 2010 at 10:43 pm
I KNEW kissing ass would pay off someday!
oops-I MEAN Golly! I owe it all to a Regretsy-induced premature enlightenment!
Which image hosting site accepts animated gifs?
February 24, 2010 at 6:19 am
This is MY reality when I take out my contacts!
February 24, 2010 at 7:53 am
In the future, cameras too will experiment with LSD
February 24, 2010 at 8:08 am
T is for Tremendously pretentious
U is for Utterly worthless
V is for Vagina (as you all know)
February 24, 2010 at 9:50 am
W is for WTF
X is for eXtremely fucked up
Y is for You’ve got to be fucking kidding me
Z is for zabbot http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=zabbot
February 24, 2010 at 11:14 am
My 4 year old son can do a better job than that!
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=40447298
And it’s worth the two bucks extra.
February 24, 2010 at 12:59 pm
#85 If that sells, next time I babysit my 2-year-old niece, I’m stealing her drawing pad and putting every page up for sale. (I’ll buy her a new one, she won’t care).
February 24, 2010 at 7:09 pm
Brilliant VEDD!
February 25, 2010 at 12:09 am
I want to thank all of you who deliberately looked at all the photos this seller had to offer. Because of you, I got to keep those two minutes of my life. From this listing and your links, I have surmised that this seller took out of focus photos of county fair tie-dyed t-shirts. Is that about right?
February 25, 2010 at 1:28 pm
you get exactly that if you open up “Paint” that comes on your computer and use the bucket tool to dump one of the gradients into the whole space.
February 28, 2010 at 11:51 am
This is the perfect photograph for that horrible don’t-wanna-grow-up Hello Kitty Crap eyeglasses-coveting menopausal adolescent from Sheboygan.