Smitten
Ever since posting the mittens painting last year, I’ve been getting a lot of bear on chick imagery from you disgusting people.
I decided to do the decent thing and make a collage for you. I omitted the flat-out bear porn to comply with your local laws*
* Unless you’re reading this in the Netherlands, where fucking bears is considered a rite of passage
February 22, 2010 at 12:36 pm
I love mittens!! Show me the Bear-porn!!
February 22, 2010 at 12:42 pm
I am disturbed and also intrigued…
February 22, 2010 at 12:45 pm
PedoBear grows up.
February 22, 2010 at 12:45 pm
Weird…like some Jungian archetype of whimsicle fuckery?
Your book popup covers up something, so here’s a direct link:
http://images.regretsy.com/mittenscollage.jpg
February 22, 2010 at 12:45 pm
YES! lol
February 22, 2010 at 12:45 pm
HAHAHAHAA! oh I love that … good job!
February 22, 2010 at 12:46 pm
Nothing gets me all hot and bothered like seeing those big….brown…bears……. now all we need is some bear porn.
February 22, 2010 at 12:46 pm
Now you have to have one with guys for my gay friends or they will be SORELY disappointed lol
February 22, 2010 at 12:47 pm
ohhhh ISUS thanks for the full link! I just got the toy bear and the doll … wow! I had no idea bear fuckery was so popular!
February 22, 2010 at 12:48 pm
OMG I just realized that the largest advert on this page right now was for “Vermont Teddy Bears” “Send a Bear-o-Gram Today!”
*dies laughing*
February 22, 2010 at 12:49 pm
Mittens goes viral! Love the kid with the gund bear…lmfao
February 22, 2010 at 12:52 pm
The framed one, bottom center, is my favorite. I can’t figure out if they’re getting eaten or orgasming.
February 22, 2010 at 12:53 pm
Make your collage faster! Must see!
February 22, 2010 at 12:54 pm
Top right is slappin’ that a$$!
February 22, 2010 at 12:57 pm
None of those bears are wearing underpants!
Hee hee hee!
February 22, 2010 at 1:03 pm
Wow. And Wow again. I’ll admit it, now I’m curious about that bear porn…
February 22, 2010 at 1:03 pm
Hilarious HK! When you were a kid, was Genital Ben your favorite TV show?
February 22, 2010 at 1:08 pm
@Skully
As far as I’m concerned you already won COTD.
February 22, 2010 at 1:12 pm
Well, it appears that little miss red riding shoes is taking one of those bears for some ride.
February 22, 2010 at 1:14 pm
I’m so grateful there are no donkeys involved. THAT would be just wrong.
February 22, 2010 at 1:20 pm
gotta getta gund.
February 22, 2010 at 1:21 pm
Nothing gets me more motivated on a Monday than a Mittens inspired collage.
February 22, 2010 at 1:22 pm
Hello new desktop background!
February 22, 2010 at 1:27 pm
oh joy, the thumbs-downer is back…
February 22, 2010 at 1:43 pm
Don’t forget Tender Morsels, a really good book from a year or two ago. It’s got a little bear action (sorta).
February 22, 2010 at 1:44 pm
@#24 Raz: Maybe the thumbs-downer just needs a bear hug.
February 22, 2010 at 1:48 pm
OK, which one of you took a picture of me and my hairy-backed husband doing it?
February 22, 2010 at 1:51 pm
Oh Great! Now I know why my daughter keeps her Barbies away from the teddies-PERVERTS! the bears not us we are all perfectly adjusted member of society
February 22, 2010 at 1:55 pm
My fav is the bear in bed smoking the cigarette!!!
February 22, 2010 at 1:59 pm
I have to find my bear porn from the 1980s…
February 22, 2010 at 2:06 pm
http://www.pantheonbear.com/
February 22, 2010 at 2:15 pm
*psst* It’s ‘rite of passage’ not ‘right of passage’.
(Damn. Thanks, I changed it. – aw/hk)
February 22, 2010 at 2:37 pm
You crazy people requesting bear porn. YOU WILL BE SORRY.
Not work safe due to breasts. I kept it to pinup level so you won’t have to get out the industrial strength brain bleach.
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3418139/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3392556/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2888126/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/1126252/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/461352/
Mittens has friends. Yes, there are more graphic ones. You may need to gouge your eyes out after…
February 22, 2010 at 2:39 pm
OMG! I looked at that, #30 starrydreams! AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH – MY EYES!!!!!!!
February 22, 2010 at 2:41 pm
cratz, i did the same thing…OMG
and, EW
February 22, 2010 at 2:53 pm
Suda?!? Where are you???? It’s your erotic, fantasy dream come true!
February 22, 2010 at 2:53 pm
Oh, I should have included in my post above…..”Not that there’s anything wrong with that.”
February 22, 2010 at 2:54 pm
That is hilarious! My dog Napoleon has a stuffed love bear. They are the after dinner entertainment when I have company.
February 22, 2010 at 2:54 pm
#32 and #33 LMAO- Sorry!!! I just couldn’t resist posting that!! Ewww is right!!!
February 22, 2010 at 2:56 pm
#31 starrydreams :
yep ewe!
February 22, 2010 at 2:58 pm
33 fenrislorsrai
not working
and I so wanted to see some real bear porn.
damn!
February 22, 2010 at 3:00 pm
Fenris, can’t see those. Although probably I should be grateful for that! lol
February 22, 2010 at 3:17 pm
Ah, curse, I forgot they had a block on adult art there to keep people from going “ARG MY EYES!”
So here’s so different ones. Less tasteful, these have sausage. Get the brain bleach:
http://us-p.vclart.net/vcl/Artists/Blotch/backwoodsfishintechnique.jpg
http://us-p.vclart.net/vcl/Artists/Artdecade/070315_bear_sm.jpg
and a pinup of a sexy anteater, for extra WTF
http://us-p.vclart.net/vcl/Artists/Paul-Lucas/Mrs_Anteater.jpg
February 22, 2010 at 3:28 pm
Now I’m all horney.
February 22, 2010 at 3:37 pm
#31 EEW! Creepy! LOL
February 22, 2010 at 3:39 pm
#33. “You are not allowed to view this image.”
February 22, 2010 at 3:41 pm
#43 Yes! Definitely a level 6!
February 22, 2010 at 3:48 pm
What? no shining? Some say it’s a bear and others say it’s dog like the book.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmOoekbK6YI
February 22, 2010 at 4:21 pm
#36 Kimmer-G: You’re back! I missed you! I was the biggest self proclaimed Mittens fan, or so I thought, until I saw that girl in the denim skirt (top right).
http://images.regretsy.com/mittenscollage.jpg
February 22, 2010 at 4:37 pm
Oh those Pantheon Bears – put some skants on them!
Makes them slightly more palatable. Bearly.
February 22, 2010 at 6:32 pm
As the daughter of a dutchman never have I been more glad his family emigrated to Canada.
February 22, 2010 at 7:04 pm
LOL Suda, that girl in the denim skirt made me want to put a bear suit on. Everyone else… not so much.
February 22, 2010 at 7:42 pm
The black and white one in the center looks like Mittens’ lady friend was less than impressed with his…ahem self control. “It’s okay Mittens, it happens to lots of bears.”
February 22, 2010 at 8:40 pm
Seriously wonderful fuckery. Helen Killer, I love you so much it lreaks my shart.
February 22, 2010 at 9:00 pm
That rocked my world probably about as much as that damn bear was rocking Barbies world. Only, you know, without the implied sexyness.
February 22, 2010 at 9:17 pm
I think what we’ve learned today is that the Tijuana donkey shows are so 15 minutes ago. The new animal on lady action is clearly bear-girl.
February 22, 2010 at 11:25 pm
#31 starrydreams Ahh! WTF?! Why did I click on that link?!
Love the collage though hehe.
February 25, 2010 at 10:14 am
If anyone would like to see a lovely yet heartbreaking rendition of lady-bear love, check out this music video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9p6wJK8sfhc
(But no, it is not up to the standards of perversion that some of you desire).
August 27, 2010 at 11:25 am
I live in Holland. Why do you think we f*** bears? (Not that it’s not true…)We call it ‘beren neuken’
November 22, 2011 at 4:11 am
I AM reading this from the Netherlands, and let me just say it’s been wonderful to find such an accepting community of fellow Bearamores. fuckery club voor het leven!