True story: I moved into a new house December of 2008 and never used the little cupboard above the fridge. Fast forward to September of last year, I go to put something up there and low and behold, there’s a FUCKING CRACK PIPE hanging out way in the back.
Lay off the pipe man! Dude your toast! God i love etsy! Dude wheres my stash? Uh huh? oh yeah I LOVE ETSY MAN! Peace Bro, let’s go to taco bell then come back and list some more pipes man!
I feel so guilty having only bought foreign-made “slave” bongs. From now on, I will only buy my bongs in America, made by Americans. Who will then spend that money on Doritos & Red Bull.
Gentle Readers: I fear no one will get the munchies from, nor (usually) burn their fingers on, nor exclaim “Dude” from use of this, as this is an implement meant for smoking (NO, despite the description, NOT tobacco) rock cocaine/crack. Never used one, but I work with at-risk teens in an urban setting.
@#33 Hidden: I’m guessing that when Mod Podge hits styrofoam some sort of toxic, mood altering gas is released. You might want to open a window, mmmmmmkay?
So when my three darling girls ask “Mommy, where can I get a quick hit pipe?”
I can say with confidence “Buy Nova, sweeties, you know it’s not imported poop!”
and in tags:
“other bad shtt, dead puppies, public service, glass spoon, just say no,”
“dead puppies” -WTF?
“just say no” – please. If your customers said “No,” they wouldn’t be smoking dope in your pipes dude!
Wow, some of the other pipes at their shop are really quite impressive! I want a glow in the dark Darth Vader pipe! You can find nicer ones than this I <3 Etsy one for about $10 though.
Kind of funny that she says it's for tobacco but then has 420 in the description as if it's some kind of secret code.
This explains everything that has ever been on Regretsy…and so much more.
On a related note, you have to sell them as “tobacco” pipes, because if you call them what they are, it’s considered selling drug paraphernalia. I should know, I used to work at a New Age/head shop.
This guy is making Hello Kitty items and SanRio really protects Hello Kitty, and he also is making stuff with then names of Sport Teams on them, and last time I checked you needed a license to use sport team names and logos, that is why when you buy shirts and hats and cup holders and shit with sport teams on it it says “officially licensed”.
This asshole is really pissing me off. Being a dopehead is no fucking excuse either. Notice the absence of most of his sport team paraphenelia? I wonder why? Maybe some one turned his ass in. But notice he is still hanging on to the Boston Celtics stuff because evidently they did not contact him yet, so he is going to leave it listed even though he knows good damn and well it requires a license to sell anything with an organized sport team name on it. What a fucking loser.
February 22, 2010 at 1:37 pm
Oooh yes. It all becomes all too clear.
February 22, 2010 at 1:37 pm
This is “definately” a great way to commemorate Etsy
February 22, 2010 at 1:37 pm
It’s no secret, this person has been smokin’ some shit.
February 22, 2010 at 1:38 pm
. . . and suddenly so many of the regretsables profiled here are explainable!
February 22, 2010 at 1:39 pm
Dude, after smoking that bowl I got the munchies, where can I get some chocolate covered bacon? Oh yeah, ETSY!
February 22, 2010 at 1:40 pm
Because only Americans are on Etsy, am I right or am I right?
http://www.etsy.com/geolocator.php
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February 22, 2010 at 1:40 pm
We need one too:
February 22, 2010 at 1:41 pm
SAVING AMERICA, ONE HIT AT A TIME
February 22, 2010 at 1:43 pm
I do not care what you people say, I want that.
February 22, 2010 at 1:43 pm
#7 mazumi, I’ll smoke that with no regrets.
February 22, 2010 at 1:44 pm
Oh yes….my family would thank me profusely for buying this.
Jackass.
February 22, 2010 at 1:44 pm
That price is too “high”.
February 22, 2010 at 1:44 pm
p.s.>>> the proceeds from this sculpture will pay novflo’s ETSY listing fees…and any remaining funds will go to flo’s local coffee house!
SO, you’re gonna make hash pipes and spend your profit at $tarbux?
February 22, 2010 at 1:44 pm
I’m rather in love with the shop profile, actually:
“nova glass studios:offering fine handblown art glass since before world war 3.”
February 22, 2010 at 1:46 pm
True story: I moved into a new house December of 2008 and never used the little cupboard above the fridge. Fast forward to September of last year, I go to put something up there and low and behold, there’s a FUCKING CRACK PIPE hanging out way in the back.
February 22, 2010 at 1:48 pm
Um, the only thing collectable about it are the resins.
February 22, 2010 at 1:48 pm
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February 22, 2010 at 1:51 pm
backstory on “thanks again..and buy american!”
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=33234469
February 22, 2010 at 1:53 pm
Dangit, Mazumi, if that really existed I’d be tempted to try crack.
February 22, 2010 at 1:54 pm
If you follow her tags around for a while, you find some really beautiful glass shops.
ButIactuallykindawantthis.
February 22, 2010 at 1:54 pm
I love it… “TOBACCO smoking pipe” as opposed to a “GARLIC smoking pipe” or “BEEF smoking pipe” or “CHEESE smoking pipe”…
TOBACCO, people! It is so clearing a TOBACCO smoking pipe! I mean, come on!
February 22, 2010 at 1:56 pm
So *clearly* a tobacco smoking pipe.
Hey, I don’t smoke. I take Vicodin in a perfectly legal doctor-prescribed way. *twitch*
February 22, 2010 at 1:59 pm
Dude, I’d hit that. And pay you a dime.
February 22, 2010 at 1:59 pm
I feel so guilty having only bought foreign-made “slave” bongs. From now on, I will only buy my bongs in America, made by Americans. Who will then spend that money on Doritos & Red Bull.
God, I love this country. *sniff*
February 22, 2010 at 2:00 pm
hey look you can get one made with your pet’s ashes!
http://img638.imageshack.us/img638/8727/custompetash.jpg
February 22, 2010 at 2:00 pm
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February 22, 2010 at 2:11 pm
I’m sure Etsy loves you too for the wholesome, patriotic shout out.
February 22, 2010 at 2:13 pm
Yes, it is handmade crafts like this that are saving the American economy.
Can I get mine that says I HEART Corn Dogs instead?
February 22, 2010 at 2:14 pm
#26 No, it seems like it would but it doesn’t.
Do I really have to explain why I know that??????
February 22, 2010 at 2:15 pm
No joke, with my tax return I am buy one of these. They have an Etsy pipe that glows in the dark. I am having that son of a bitch.
February 22, 2010 at 2:17 pm
lol I am buying one of these even.
February 22, 2010 at 2:22 pm
My friends and family will thank me? For what? For getting high? Oh yea, I can hear grandma now:
“Ay Tefi, thank you so much for buying the crack pipe on Etsy and saving your tio Paco’s job at the tire plant.”
February 22, 2010 at 2:25 pm
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February 22, 2010 at 2:32 pm
Pass the Etsy on the left hand side….
February 22, 2010 at 2:38 pm
#33- hidden (again, hidden)-
I suggest you take a few rounds with Betty on skates.
Settle this brawl like two crafty ladies…
February 22, 2010 at 2:38 pm
I used to own something similar a long time ago, minus the big I ♥ Etsy, and it most certainly wasn’t for tobacco
What they *should* do is make a Regretsy one…I would maybe consider “reminiscing” with one of those
February 22, 2010 at 2:38 pm
Hey Hidden
why dontcha hide yer ugly ass & don’t let the door hitcha on the way out
buh bye
February 22, 2010 at 2:42 pm
Let me know when she makes a Regretsy tokin’ bowl. No LOVE, no HEARTS…just “Regretsy”.
February 22, 2010 at 2:45 pm
Or, for that matter, a shot glass.
February 22, 2010 at 2:54 pm
What’s with the hate #33? Some roller derby girl knock you down or somethin’?
February 22, 2010 at 2:56 pm
I’m going to start writing “I *heart* Etsy” in puff paint on every piece of crap I own and sell it all…
…that’s truly the American way.
February 22, 2010 at 2:58 pm
I am sooo confused! What’s going on between #23, and #33? am I the only one that wants in on the joke?
February 22, 2010 at 3:08 pm
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February 22, 2010 at 3:10 pm
@#33 Hidden: I’m guessing that when Mod Podge hits styrofoam some sort of toxic, mood altering gas is released. You might want to open a window, mmmmmmkay?
February 22, 2010 at 3:11 pm
#43 Helena, SRSLY ? Thank gawd I’m somewhat sheltered. I thought it was for the evil reefer weed.
February 22, 2010 at 3:17 pm
Looks like a combination crack pipe/dildo.
February 22, 2010 at 3:20 pm
#43 You might be able to smoke crack from this pipe, but it is specifically designed for reefer.
Trust me, I live in California.
February 22, 2010 at 3:21 pm
Looks like an I love Etsy glass bedpan to me.
February 22, 2010 at 3:26 pm
#18 WaningEstrogen’s link -
What flips my lid:
“tell your children…,”
So when my three darling girls ask “Mommy, where can I get a quick hit pipe?”
I can say with confidence “Buy Nova, sweeties, you know it’s not imported poop!”
and in tags:
“other bad shtt, dead puppies, public service, glass spoon, just say no,”
“dead puppies” -WTF?
“just say no” – please. If your customers said “No,” they wouldn’t be smoking dope in your pipes dude!
February 22, 2010 at 3:27 pm
#44- Skully-
“Mood altering gas”? Sounds more like a dutch oven to me. Something stinks with Ms. Hidden. Let’s just stop the avatar hatin’.
Don’t mess with the sisters. My roller derby name is “Ivana Ripyourballsoff”. I could take you out with Betty with one clothesline, I swear.
February 22, 2010 at 3:32 pm
#43 Thanks I am Bitter, from this fellow Caligirl.
Gee,combo pipe~ bed pan~ dildo & quite possibly a
dreamcatcher/releaser-such a deal all in one.
February 22, 2010 at 4:01 pm
@#50 Wilma: Sounds like you sisters can take care of yourselves, where can I buy a ticket?
February 22, 2010 at 4:14 pm
#35 My money is on Betty.
February 22, 2010 at 4:21 pm
The Etsy pipe is for marijuana Note the side vent. Mazumi’s pipe is definitely a pizo.
February 22, 2010 at 4:23 pm
Hmm. Is #33 really attempting to mock crackhead behavior? Because if so, it’s dead-on.
February 22, 2010 at 4:23 pm
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February 22, 2010 at 4:25 pm
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February 22, 2010 at 4:27 pm
@ #56, we do not say “ride the Etsy cock”. We say, “Hit the Etsy pipe”.
February 22, 2010 at 4:44 pm
Ok, I just dropped in to see if there was any new news…why has “Hidden’s” avatar changed three times now? LOL
February 22, 2010 at 5:39 pm
Slave pipes. They are so “cheeeeeeeeep” but I just can’t feel right about it. Tsk tsk. Sunshineglass.
February 22, 2010 at 7:32 pm
Passes the I <3 Etsy peace pipe to Wilma, Skully and Raz. Some creatures who lurk on here are best HIDDEN, like a Hobbit.
February 22, 2010 at 8:58 pm
@#61 BettyMachete: Together we warm.
February 22, 2010 at 8:58 pm
Ummm… why am I suddenly so HUNGRY?!!
February 22, 2010 at 10:16 pm
Wow, some of the other pipes at their shop are really quite impressive! I want a glow in the dark Darth Vader pipe! You can find nicer ones than this I <3 Etsy one for about $10 though.
Kind of funny that she says it's for tobacco but then has 420 in the description as if it's some kind of secret code.
February 22, 2010 at 10:51 pm
This explains everything that has ever been on Regretsy…and so much more.
On a related note, you have to sell them as “tobacco” pipes, because if you call them what they are, it’s considered selling drug paraphernalia. I should know, I used to work at a New Age/head shop.
February 22, 2010 at 11:13 pm
Hey Betty, no need to drag poor old hobbitses into this. You were probably thinking of a Gollum, all grey and twisted – full of jealous hate.
and drugs. Drugs too I bet.
February 23, 2010 at 5:21 pm
Shit I’d buy that. My fiancee and his stoner friends can enjoy their herbals AND promote Etsy at the same time!
February 23, 2010 at 7:34 pm
I know what I want for my birthday. d
February 24, 2010 at 9:59 am
Can’t we all just get a bong?
February 24, 2010 at 11:13 pm
I got nothin’.
February 28, 2010 at 12:53 pm
This guy is making Hello Kitty items and SanRio really protects Hello Kitty, and he also is making stuff with then names of Sport Teams on them, and last time I checked you needed a license to use sport team names and logos, that is why when you buy shirts and hats and cup holders and shit with sport teams on it it says “officially licensed”.
March 24, 2010 at 3:32 am
This asshole is really pissing me off. Being a dopehead is no fucking excuse either. Notice the absence of most of his sport team paraphenelia? I wonder why? Maybe some one turned his ass in. But notice he is still hanging on to the Boston Celtics stuff because evidently they did not contact him yet, so he is going to leave it listed even though he knows good damn and well it requires a license to sell anything with an organized sport team name on it. What a fucking loser.
April 5, 2010 at 11:18 pm
hahahahaha this is a weed smoking pipe.
trust me. I’m 19 and I live in Washington. I smoke quite often.