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i was thinking that, too. why the heck would two little mice be perched eating on top of the very predator that kills them and horks them up into puke balls?
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As it is all I can see in my mind’s eye is someone with an owl and 2 felt mice on their head, cursing at a cash machine as it demands another card swipe. Followed by an ass-kicking.
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Stone me, but as silly as this thing is, this woman actually can make a hat, which is a lot more than one can say for most Regretsy crapola.
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Wicked photoshopping btw, I lauged harder at your pictures than I did at the seller’s posting. And that’s saying something!
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I keep staring at the pic, expecting her to hark up an owl pellet any second…
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http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=40100490
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jodirocks #13
That other hat, from the back, looks like someone’s Mickey Mouse ears were left out in the rain too long.
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http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=38608808
It just needs a pancake on its head.
Have to say this one is talented, but just went off course a few times.
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That said, I want the mice. I want to wear the mice. I would wear them as a brooch.
I would wear them here, I would wear them there…I would wear them anywhere.
The hat, she can keep.
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yes mad skills but totally not of this planet
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And I am totally making that squid in to a scarf pin…oh yeah…
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#31 It’s Al Green!
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10:38 am
Not in this case.
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10:39 am
Gooba gabba, baby. It all makes sense to me now.
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http://www.speedygoods.com/category/hats.earflap_beanies.mohawks/
In white with a Greek keylock pattern band. But I only paid 12 bucks for it at the “Native Spirit” store at the mall.
Love the photoshop phuckery, Helen.
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I think the mice are cute!! But the rest of the hat…yikes!!!
I agree with #7 Efit- this seller can knit!!!
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http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?ref=vl_other_1&listing_id=40094761
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Otherwise, why would they be nibbling seed off of their predator’s head?
It’s like a twisted, fucked up Tom and Jerry.
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She’s wearing this hat, feeding bird seed to all, and surrounded by pigeons.
And bird crap.
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Did you see the views of the hat from behind? I can see screaming children running away from the crazy owl/mouse hat lady.
Straight jackets are functional too.
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10:58 am
Ancient Egyption eyes and Geisha girl lips……
Wait, NOW I get it.
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#40 I LOVE those hats!! I’m ordering one today.
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Well it would keep you head warm, or in my case, hot and itchy.
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I’m not seeing the photoshopped ones everyone is talking about—PANIC!!!! I need to reboot
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…and surrounded by pigeons.And bird crap.”
Visualize that in a hat…a cloche with one felted pigeon and droppings…maybe a shred of fabric bread.
I can only hope.
Actually, I’d like something subdued, with a chipmunk…or a Titmouse. But I would have to watch myself as I left through the back door. See, I live beside a wooded state park and have a hawk regularly swooping down to collect fleshy morsels. How much would THAT suck‽
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someone left the owl out in the rain
I don’t think that I can take it
’cause it took so long to stake it
and I’ll never have that felted wool again
Oh, nooo!
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(I need to ask an OT question since I can’t find any command-FAQ-nothin’…how do we change avatar images?)
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Admittedly, I’m a poor judge of women’s fashion, but I suspect that hat would earn you a private compartment on the train…or clear the sidewalk in the city. If batshit crazy could be worn, that is the look.
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11:15 am
Your head would be hot and itchy before you put this Hootanny hat on from all the meds you are taking.
LOVE the Donna Summers…..
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Here are a couple examples. I wish “art” today wasn’t so lightweight.
http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4012/4371128248_7e411e4bda_o.jpg
“El sueño de la razón produce monstruos” (sleep of reason produces monsters by Francisco Goya)
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2705/4370412251_fb8dceee4b_o.jpg
“Nightmare” by Henri Fuseli
Art—or Regretsy material? ![]()
apologies for being edumacational
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11:27 am
Wearing this hat where I live would make me feel like Tippi Hedren. (We have turkey vulture nests in the trees behind our house.)
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Many thanks, 64!
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Now I have something to wear along with my dead cat’s ashes on my neck!
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11:48 am
I showed this to my SO and he said, “Well, it’s good to see that crack consumption hasn’t gone down in this economy”.
Based on real art or not, that donkey thing looks like some fucked up version of “The Entity”.
And the squid does rock. But then, I voted FSM?Cthulhu in ‘08. “Horror, Integrity, Tentacles”.
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Then owls viciously maul her head and puke felt rats up everywhere.
The glamor of it all.
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Cat Rule #687: Anything not nailed down is a cat toy.
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What would you caption that–any zingers out there?

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anyhow, the seller seems to be talented. maybe she wants to be misunderstood by her generation, as well as many others.
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http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2698/4370530403_0eafcb4af4_o.jpg
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http://i645.photobucket.com/albums/uu173/gr0del8ed/squirrelhat.jpg
if someone’s already thought of using the ‘morning muricide’ pic, sorry for copying your idea but i haven’t read through all the comments yet.
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I’m always so entertained by artists who see no irony or danger in shutting down other artists.
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for what it’s worth, I think it’s a big ol’boogar.
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iscream, who are those people? is it davy crocket and some willie nelson impostor?
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http://i761.photobucket.com/albums/xx256/geektastic_whimsy/Regretsy%20NSFW/wf_flying_nun.jpg
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Oh duh. I see it is Daniel Boone.
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#71 much_regretsy: Any time. Did it work?
Congrats IScream!
#85 grodelated: That was lovely.
#94 geektastic: Awesome, and the Barbie rosary chain was a nice touch.
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Uh-oh, the cats got the hat:
http://i761.photobucket.com/albums/xx256/geektastic_whimsy/Regretsy%20NSFW/kitties_owl_hat.jpg
PS-What’s the maximum width to fit on the forum? I know I saw it somewhere, but can’t remember.
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http://www.regretsy.com/2010/01/26/skants-contest/
Glad to hear that Mr. Harley is feeling better.
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#100 sudbaki-thank you on both accounts
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@99, yes. There I am, the one-eyed glory. So when I say I like creepy things, people will believe me.
For the Daniel Boone/Davey Crocket re-assemblage, doesn’t that little old guy look like a Robin Williams character?
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I should like to suggest to the model or seller one of two options: Proactiv or a styrofoam wig stand.
Hat will still be hideous, however.
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#95 geektastic:
Thank you, for the Flying Nun!!!!!!!!
<3
Bonus points for clever use of cats in #100!
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Geektastic, Fabulous kitty fuckery ! Meoza.
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What every ingenue needs, #113mainemah, bird turd hanging from her lobes.
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@mainemah
Despite my crush for Audrey, I still like that.
Your Octomom gumbaby PS is awesome!
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I think it’s sorta cute… and it looks well-made. A lot better than those awful gutted-stuffed-toy hats we had a few days ago, modelled by the pink-wigged people.
The vintage 20’s film star photos are TOTALLY BRILLIANT!
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It pains me to admit this, but, apart from the “circle of life” motif, I quite like the hat. With a double mousectomy, I might even wear it.”
I agree but I LIKE the mice … however your “double mousectomy” comment had me laughing so hard I think I lost my spleen.
Geek … so glad your fuzzrat is feeling better!
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I still think Lady Gaga would have no problem wearing this.
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I like the photoshopped 20’s pics, especially the one with the mouse hindquarters hanging out. And #113 those turd earrings are stunning.
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hahahaha omfg. i went to highschool with her!
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