OK, as some kind of statement on gun control, but a dildo?! Too expensive as a gift if you know a dickhead that likes guns (and need to let them know what you think of them).
Okay and how do you explain splinters in your you-know-what to your gyno? OMG let alone want to have someone/a loved-one using a replica of something that would kill you sheeeeeesh.
The Pussy Pipes are well done, but one if them is $1200?
I like the Glock pipe-you suck on the barrel. Know some people I’d like to see sucking on a barrel.
Well, I hope anyone planning to actually use this has the sense to slap a condom on it. I imagine the bleach or dishwasher options might ruin the finish.
To each their own… but there is no way I wouldn’t bust up laughing at someone pulling this out in a scene.
You know…he could make some very interesting penile chopsticks and labialistic rests…
Labialistic. Yeah, I invent words all the time. If you agree to use one of them, I become immortal.
(However, this particular glory has already been realized by at least one other person – on MY SPACE…of course.)
The gun is interesting, but the pussy pipes appear to be very well crafted. What threw me was checking out his 4 sales. Both buyers were male (duh, who else would pay to suck on a cold, hard twat), but did you see the foo-foo crap purchased under his name? HA!
Hell, I’d buy one of those pussy pipes if I had $800.00 to burn…but it would be shameful to mar the finish, and as I recall from a former life, wood gets rather sour when used for such a purpose.
Oh my god, I love this. But not as a dildo and not for $600. I saw this video several months ago about a German couple who make wooden dildos. Their site is http://www.waldmichlsholdi.de/ (NSFW, obviously) and the video is here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVMrm7o9diY (NSFW and in German).
If this was cheaper, I can actually see myself buying one just for the novelty of having a cocked gun (haha) on my desk. Conversation starter for sure!
Recovering Crack Baby
February 20, 2010 at 3:38 am
You know some dumb fucko somewhere would contemplate holding up a gas station or bank or what the fuck ever they think of when they are high and have shit like this laying around. Could you imagine being the clerk and having to describe that pulled out on you.
I don’t know that I find the object itself funny, but I do think it’s funny that someone is selling this on Etsy. The idea that this is sitting there amongst the Brooklyn hipster bullshit is pretty amusing.
Regretsy exposes a lot of swindlers, scam artists, self indulgent jerks and inappropriate fools.
Up close none of them are funny. They are all absurd.
What is funny is that they don’t see how absurd they seem to be.
This darned thing “Viewed in a Room” really bothered me. I know Regretsy or Bronc’s really good at this photoshop stuff and there’s supposed to be six guns in that photo. Couldn’t find them all. Gunfunnit! I’m good at these puzzles usually and couldn’t find that sucker. Only got 4 this morning.
Ahaaaa … but I just found the 5th right now … cold steel rendered warm flesh. Heck now I don’t care if I find the sixth one! The fifth was SO good!
I fucking love this thing. I think I am alone in the notion but I’m nothing if not… special. I think I’d keep it on a plate rack in the kitchen so everyone can admire it.
I’m not really sure what to say about this one. How about nice gun? Does something actually some out when you shoot with it? This was a very interesting picture.
February 19, 2010 at 1:44 pm
I’m actually quite speechless right now.
February 19, 2010 at 1:45 pm
Does David Cronenberg know about this?
February 19, 2010 at 1:46 pm
I’m having trouble wrapping my mind (among other things) around this piece. Love the VIIR.
February 19, 2010 at 1:47 pm
For once I am speechless too except for a WTF???
February 19, 2010 at 1:48 pm
OMG! BTW if its wooden wouldn’t moisture and splintering be an issue? Or wood mold from the moisture-Ok I’m freaking myself out now.
February 19, 2010 at 1:48 pm
Now that’s a gun I can get behind.
Uh….what?
February 19, 2010 at 1:49 pm
If you were going to try and use it alone the head would be upside down, right? I really am trying to work this out in my mind.
February 19, 2010 at 1:50 pm
The View in a Room was kind of like a magic eye. I was looking, trying to find the gun…and then I saw it. I saw it all.
Magic, indeed.
February 19, 2010 at 1:50 pm
Does it shoot blanks?
February 19, 2010 at 1:51 pm
OK, as some kind of statement on gun control, but a dildo?! Too expensive as a gift if you know a dickhead that likes guns (and need to let them know what you think of them).
February 19, 2010 at 1:52 pm
Even if that passes airport security, the alarms are still going off here.
VIR –choking back laughter–
p.s: should I be surprised how one guy is wearing Third Reich Wehrmacht insignia–or did Bronc PS that? Fits either way.
February 19, 2010 at 1:53 pm
I totally think you should have “View it in a Womb”
February 19, 2010 at 1:55 pm
I want one that’s eight feet high.
February 19, 2010 at 1:55 pm
This is an overpriced fetish toy.
(P.S. bleach/water solution to…well…defunk the junk.)
February 19, 2010 at 1:58 pm
OH! It’s the guy that does the pussy pipes! Yeah, came across him a few months ago.
No pun intended, but feel free.
February 19, 2010 at 1:58 pm
Oh! It’s the pussy-pipe guy!
Such a shame that those carving skills are so misdirected.
February 19, 2010 at 1:58 pm
brings a new meaning to “makin’ that pussy pop”…
all’s i know is that is one splinter i do NOT want to have!
February 19, 2010 at 1:59 pm
LOL at #15!
February 19, 2010 at 2:00 pm
Ooooo – I just LOVE a good game of “Where’s Dildo?”!
February 19, 2010 at 2:00 pm
eek! speechless.
February 19, 2010 at 2:00 pm
Gives ‘I’m gunning for you’ a new context.You’d need a helluva holster for that thing.
February 19, 2010 at 2:00 pm
Well, at least he finally made a penis to go with all those vaginas.
…..That penis will be a busy boy.
February 19, 2010 at 2:01 pm
Perfect tool for a bank robbing dick.
February 19, 2010 at 2:02 pm
You know the pussy pipes are creepy but well done.
February 19, 2010 at 2:03 pm
(Oh man, my brain was so overwhelmed, I didn’t read the title.)
February 19, 2010 at 2:03 pm
…. When is an Etsy seller going to carve, felt, knit or Sculpey a pocket-pussy for the guys?
February 19, 2010 at 2:03 pm
OH GOD! the SPLINTers, the SPLINTERS!!!!!!
February 19, 2010 at 2:03 pm
The area in back behind the clothes looks just like The Pleasure Chest. ( people here in So Cal will know what I’m talking about)
February 19, 2010 at 2:05 pm
600 dollars for a piece of wood shaped like a gun-dick? It doesn’t even shoot!
February 19, 2010 at 2:05 pm
Okay and how do you explain splinters in your you-know-what to your gyno? OMG let alone want to have someone/a loved-one using a replica of something that would kill you sheeeeeesh.
February 19, 2010 at 2:05 pm
@Leeloo your blank comment
Yeah–I totally overlooked the title, heh.
February 19, 2010 at 2:06 pm
Wait a wooden dildo?! (cue Scooby Doo HUH?) SPLINTERS ANYONE ??!!!
February 19, 2010 at 2:07 pm
Charleton Heston is spinning in his grave.
February 19, 2010 at 2:07 pm
Oh, we have those up here, too (Chicago area).
The Pussy Pipes are well done, but one if them is $1200?
I like the Glock pipe-you suck on the barrel. Know some people I’d like to see sucking on a barrel.
February 19, 2010 at 2:07 pm
If it was battery powered – would it be considered a semi-automatic?
February 19, 2010 at 2:08 pm
to quote lynyrd skynyrd
it’s a saturday night special
February 19, 2010 at 2:08 pm
first comment should be to #26 (derp).
February 19, 2010 at 2:09 pm
You beat me too the “enter key” by seconds Clevercat – but we had the same thought at the same time – oh and ZOINKS!!
February 19, 2010 at 2:09 pm
I wonder who the model is.
February 19, 2010 at 2:13 pm
“materials- ebony wood”
need i say more, or are you catching the inuendo?
February 19, 2010 at 2:14 pm
If I ever have to face a firing squad…..
February 19, 2010 at 2:18 pm
My first attempt at Regretsy math.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/36532708@N00/4371523414/
February 19, 2010 at 2:20 pm
GUNCUNTROL? rolls eyes , sorry.
February 19, 2010 at 2:21 pm
Damn, if only I had thought of that littykidder!
February 19, 2010 at 2:21 pm
from his bio:
I want my pieces to be held. I want my sculptures to become intimate with whoever has them.
I have nothing more smartass I can add to that.
February 19, 2010 at 2:23 pm
Apparently, there are a few saggy-vagina thumbs-downers about who need to buy one of these.
February 19, 2010 at 2:24 pm
#43 suda, well, glorious minds think alike, I think you’re a real pistola !
February 19, 2010 at 2:25 pm
Well, I hope anyone planning to actually use this has the sense to slap a condom on it. I imagine the bleach or dishwasher options might ruin the finish.
To each their own… but there is no way I wouldn’t bust up laughing at someone pulling this out in a scene.
February 19, 2010 at 2:28 pm
Okay, I’m thinking the buyer might experience bacteria, paint-borne toxins, mold, splinterings…..
Ooops, I meant I HOPE the buyer…
February 19, 2010 at 2:29 pm
Will I get a thumbs-down every time I write pussy?
PUSSY
PUSSY
PUSSY
(This is a test.)
February 19, 2010 at 2:31 pm
For an uzi pussy.
February 19, 2010 at 2:31 pm
You can have my dildo when you pry it from my cold, dead hands…………
February 19, 2010 at 2:31 pm
#47 Nein, the splinters would ruin the condom.
February 19, 2010 at 2:34 pm
Jeezus , never thought I’d spend my days thinking about wooden dicks.
February 19, 2010 at 2:44 pm
Do you think he could make one that vibrates??
February 19, 2010 at 2:45 pm
You know…he could make some very interesting penile chopsticks and labialistic rests…
Labialistic. Yeah, I invent words all the time. If you agree to use one of them, I become immortal.
(However, this particular glory has already been realized by at least one other person – on MY SPACE…of course.)
February 19, 2010 at 2:47 pm
Labiaistic, Sorry, one too many L’s there…
Labialistic is a word, but I don’t know exactly what it means.
February 19, 2010 at 2:47 pm
We (as in, the family, because I made them all look) that it doesn’t “shoot” anything.
February 19, 2010 at 2:58 pm
The gun is interesting, but the pussy pipes appear to be very well crafted. What threw me was checking out his 4 sales. Both buyers were male (duh, who else would pay to suck on a cold, hard twat), but did you see the foo-foo crap purchased under his name? HA!
February 19, 2010 at 2:59 pm
Late to the party, but looking at this thing, in my head I’m hearing “Happiness is a warm gun . . . bang bang shoot shoot”.
February 19, 2010 at 3:02 pm
Titty Titty Bang Bang, okay , before I shoot myself in the foot, I’ll stop this madness.
February 19, 2010 at 3:05 pm
#39 in-yer-endo? well I guess you could use it there too JINKIES!!!
February 19, 2010 at 3:05 pm
Hell, I’d buy one of those pussy pipes if I had $800.00 to burn…but it would be shameful to mar the finish, and as I recall from a former life, wood gets rather sour when used for such a purpose.
So if I had $800.00 to look at a pipe…
February 19, 2010 at 3:07 pm
(Ramones/Blitzkrieg Bop)
You’re lonely on a Friday,
So horny you don’t mind a
Splinter in your va-jay-jay.
The Wood Cock Glock!
Have a great weekend Regretsies.
February 19, 2010 at 3:07 pm
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February 19, 2010 at 3:09 pm
Thanks Skully, that is some glockcockenspiel.
February 19, 2010 at 3:09 pm
#65 yes AND yes !!!
February 19, 2010 at 3:13 pm
#64 Skully will you marry me??
I really wish I had something witty/funny/smart ass/snarky to say but this thing just creeps the hell out of me on so many levels.
February 19, 2010 at 3:14 pm
ok now – look at the Asian guy in front in the blue flack jacket. Look at his waist line and his gun.
Have Bronc and Helen been working overtime…?!!!
February 19, 2010 at 3:19 pm
#69 Stretch65, gee that sure is some targeted target practice.
February 19, 2010 at 3:26 pm
#70 YES!! in a paint ball/splooge/pearl necklace sort of way…
February 19, 2010 at 3:27 pm
A weapon of ass destruction? a congealed weapon?
Crimany, Regretsy has me going over the edge.
February 19, 2010 at 3:29 pm
#71, I actually know exactly where you’re going with that , & it has me worried….
February 19, 2010 at 3:30 pm
“Happiness is a warm gun” Well,in this case, not so much. And seriously, how is this not a squirt gun?
February 19, 2010 at 3:32 pm
@#68 FOC: Sorry, I’m already taken. Besides, you don’t wanna hang out with a guy that keeps singing “Dil-do, let’s go! Dil-do, let’s go!”
February 19, 2010 at 3:38 pm
DAMN IT! The fun ones are ALWAYS taken. And now everytime I hear any Ramones song I will think of you.
Dil-do lets go = AWESOMENESS!!!!!!!!!!!
February 19, 2010 at 3:47 pm
I’ll take tickets to that gun show.
February 19, 2010 at 3:53 pm
Why does my internet have to crash when I’m trying to look at a knob-shaped-wooden-gun-dildo?!
February 19, 2010 at 4:04 pm
Oh my god, I love this. But not as a dildo and not for $600. I saw this video several months ago about a German couple who make wooden dildos. Their site is http://www.waldmichlsholdi.de/ (NSFW, obviously) and the video is here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVMrm7o9diY (NSFW and in German).
February 19, 2010 at 4:05 pm
PS: Holdi = Holz-Dildo = wooden dildo
February 19, 2010 at 4:07 pm
Dear god, I hope that he sanded it thoroughly. Where are the tadpole-shaped semen bullets, or am I taking the concept too far?
February 19, 2010 at 4:15 pm
This Sex Pistol is Bollocks.
February 19, 2010 at 4:19 pm
@#82 JOS: No batteries, so definitely not a Buzzcock.
February 19, 2010 at 4:20 pm
The only thing I added to this picture were the dildoes. I didn’t make any of these guys look creepier than they did already.
February 19, 2010 at 4:36 pm
Gives a new meaning to shooting your load.
February 19, 2010 at 4:49 pm
@#79 Lola I looked at that link. Here is the best line from there: This is real good for beginning to play with your anus.
Love the earnestness of it.
February 19, 2010 at 4:54 pm
Why do the pipes get names? What is this fellow called? If I don’t get some answer I will start referring to him as Sergei.
February 19, 2010 at 5:05 pm
#7 sudabaki:
You’re right, it’s totally upside-down. No G-spot action w/this one.
February 19, 2010 at 5:32 pm
@83 Skully:
I guess some Slits don’t like Vibrators. Or perhaps this Sex Pistol is intended for a different Hole, entirely.
February 19, 2010 at 5:46 pm
I’ll just describe my concept on this one.
Drop in that gun into this pic, and title one of those books “Sex for One”. (dark humor warning)
http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4053/4371885212_11583e5629_o.jpg
February 19, 2010 at 6:10 pm
ooouccch! My coochie!
February 19, 2010 at 6:21 pm
This is my weapon, This is my gun….uh wait a second, I’ve been had
February 19, 2010 at 6:25 pm
This gives cocking your gun a whole new meaning.
February 19, 2010 at 6:29 pm
It really could only be better if it was a fully working squirt gun.
February 19, 2010 at 6:46 pm
If this was cheaper, I can actually see myself buying one just for the novelty of having a cocked gun (haha) on my desk. Conversation starter for sure!
But not for 600$.
February 19, 2010 at 7:04 pm
I didn’t know they let inmates whittle.
February 19, 2010 at 7:06 pm
You know, there are times where my sense of humor just kind of fails me, and I just wanna call the FBI and ask them if they’re looking into this.
February 19, 2010 at 8:11 pm
I dunno. Six hundred bucks seems like an awful lot for a snub nose.
February 19, 2010 at 8:24 pm
this is wrong wrong wrong on oh so many levels….
February 19, 2010 at 8:26 pm
It’s redundant.
There’s a “going off half-cocked” joke in here somewhere, but I can’t find it.
February 19, 2010 at 8:27 pm
All it needs now is a HOLE-STER!
February 19, 2010 at 8:31 pm
Is that a “hair trigger?”
I know……..these are bad jokes!
February 19, 2010 at 8:35 pm
Last one…. do you shoot it or clean it?
February 19, 2010 at 8:49 pm
I’m sorry but This is pretty Awesome!!!
February 19, 2010 at 9:23 pm
@SacredFlesh
I <3 your Hello Kitty Zombie
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=36193831
February 19, 2010 at 10:56 pm
If I had $600 to spend on a dildo this shit would be sold already.
February 20, 2010 at 3:38 am
You know some dumb fucko somewhere would contemplate holding up a gas station or bank or what the fuck ever they think of when they are high and have shit like this laying around. Could you imagine being the clerk and having to describe that pulled out on you.
February 20, 2010 at 7:39 am
Point this pipe at a cop…
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=27667619
And see what happens.
Oh and I was a tad disappointed that the pussy pipe is only for smoking.
February 20, 2010 at 9:12 am
Poor Sylvester Stallone and Estelle Getty. Well. Their misery is your amusement:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/emilyromano/4373408360/
February 20, 2010 at 10:58 am
Hey! Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
February 20, 2010 at 7:22 pm
Would a weapon like this be a standard issue for sea men? …….I mean naval soldiers?
February 20, 2010 at 7:52 pm
I could see the cop bringing the wrong gun to work!!
February 20, 2010 at 7:53 pm
This isn’t funny so much as disgusting.
This is a whole other dimension of violence against women and I am really not amused.
I find it really offensive, to be honest. Being fucked with a gun is NOT sexy. It’s most often rape.
February 20, 2010 at 9:23 pm
I don’t know that I find the object itself funny, but I do think it’s funny that someone is selling this on Etsy. The idea that this is sitting there amongst the Brooklyn hipster bullshit is pretty amusing.
February 20, 2010 at 11:39 pm
Regretsy exposes a lot of swindlers, scam artists, self indulgent jerks and inappropriate fools.
Up close none of them are funny. They are all absurd.
What is funny is that they don’t see how absurd they seem to be.
February 21, 2010 at 12:46 am
This darned thing “Viewed in a Room” really bothered me. I know Regretsy or Bronc’s really good at this photoshop stuff and there’s supposed to be six guns in that photo. Couldn’t find them all. Gunfunnit! I’m good at these puzzles usually and couldn’t find that sucker. Only got 4 this morning.
Ahaaaa … but I just found the 5th right now … cold steel rendered warm flesh. Heck now I don’t care if I find the sixth one! The fifth was SO good!
February 21, 2010 at 7:03 am
Gives a whole new meaning to “prying it from your cold, dead hands”, doesn’t it?
February 21, 2010 at 10:09 am
Gives head shot a new meaning!
February 21, 2010 at 12:47 pm
But you have to admit, it is very life like! What carving talent!
February 21, 2010 at 4:43 pm
What the….
…I really have no words for this…
…I just wish he would use his talent for good and not evil, lol.
February 21, 2010 at 5:17 pm
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February 21, 2010 at 5:57 pm
This is what you have to use when you hold up a sperm bank.
February 22, 2010 at 12:01 am
Mmmm… kiss kiss, bang bang…
February 22, 2010 at 12:24 am
I fucking love this thing. I think I am alone in the notion but I’m nothing if not… special. I think I’d keep it on a plate rack in the kitchen so everyone can admire it.
February 22, 2010 at 8:03 pm
#121 StinkBait :
TMI…thanks for the visual.
August 9, 2011 at 12:42 am
I’m not really sure what to say about this one. How about nice gun? Does something actually some out when you shoot with it? This was a very interesting picture.