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Lost in Space

- Submitted by Carter Q.

$120 may seem like a lot for an American Apparel hoody, but you can’t put a price on Cloak of Invisibility tube socks.

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80 comments on Lost in Space

  1. DucksNew
    February 17, 2010 at 4:36 pm

    Lieutenant Dan in drag? (and yes, I’m stunned by making 2 Gary Sinise references in less than one week)

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  2. Fartinamitten
    February 17, 2010 at 4:37 pm

    How did this seller get Joy Hickey to pose for this?

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  3. afreudtolove
    February 17, 2010 at 4:38 pm

    Personally, I’d like to know what she’s wearing on her head.

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  4. sudabaki©
    February 17, 2010 at 4:38 pm

    It’s Pamela Anderson with space legs.

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  5. gaycatpride
    February 17, 2010 at 4:40 pm

    I’ll bet those socks had some shamanic distant space cleaning on them. Now I feel more inclined to buy his product, if he can do that to my socks too.

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  6. sudabaki©
    February 17, 2010 at 4:41 pm

    Holy crap in outer space I just saw the price! And why is everything featured floating in outer space? Is the seller trying to send the subliminal message that their stuff is out of this world? I think it just looks silly.

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  7. Jenrose
    February 17, 2010 at 4:42 pm

    My kid looked at that and said, “I could draw that with a sharpie.”

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  8. txesg
    February 17, 2010 at 4:42 pm

    I would sure like to see that worn as skants.

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  9. sudabaki©
    February 17, 2010 at 4:46 pm

    Helen are you there? I don’t get this if I come directly to the page. I can only get here from Facebook. I’m lost in space!!

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  10. IndyJules
    February 17, 2010 at 4:47 pm

    Is that a rolled up condom on her head?

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  11. Patty has been abuducted by an alien
    February 17, 2010 at 4:49 pm

    I want to get this, wear it with an all-black body suit underneath- like a ninja costume. Then hide in the dark corner of the hallway upstairs and jump out at my kids as they get up in the morning.

    It is a miracle they’ve made it to teens without some sort of intensive therapy.

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  12. littykidder
    February 17, 2010 at 4:50 pm

    I believe she got that hat from snowleopardtigerhatpompomwoman, no?

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  13. ThisJustMakesMeSad
    February 17, 2010 at 4:51 pm

    Is the acid trip included in the price? If so, SOLD!!

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  14. littykidder
    February 17, 2010 at 4:52 pm

    Such unfortunate placement of the eyes/mouth-all I can see are droopy boobies & saggy vag.
    I think I need a cleansing.

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  15. Helen Killer
    February 17, 2010 at 4:54 pm

    @ #9, I’m not sure what you mean. You can’t get to this page unless you through Facebook? You may need some shamanic URL cleansing.

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  16. Sharon Dixon-Parks
    February 17, 2010 at 4:55 pm

    Sen. Larry Craig could use some socks like that.

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  17. angatdorotheas
    February 17, 2010 at 4:58 pm

    want a catsuit made of the socks pls. wait, no. skants.

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  18. catwithoutacause
    February 17, 2010 at 4:59 pm

    a sleezy velour transfer i could get at the beach shops on a “sweatshirt” for $120? is it cuz it’s french haute crappure?

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  19. SuperSnark
    February 17, 2010 at 5:06 pm

    Uh watdafuck?? I wish she had made the hoodie inivisble like the socks! Also I assume she didnt notice her models’ red eye?

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  20. sudabaki©
    February 17, 2010 at 5:07 pm

    #15 Helen: If I come directly to http://www.regretsy.com/ I don’t see this item.

    I’m afraid I’ll burst into flames if I hire that shaman guy. I’m marked. http://www.flickr.com/photos/36532708@N00/4362003978/

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  21. SuperSnark
    February 17, 2010 at 5:10 pm

    Its not listed first its about three down after jane eyre kinda funky-bad karma shaman guy has cursed us!

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  22. Helen Killer
    February 17, 2010 at 5:10 pm

    Sudabaki, what do you see when you come directly to the site? What post are you stuck on?

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  23. SuperSnark
    February 17, 2010 at 5:11 pm

    it’s BEFORE jane eyre sorry the gods have cursed me for coveting a namastre bitches t!

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  24. sudabaki©
    February 17, 2010 at 5:12 pm

    I’m stuck at the Shaman. Shit, he’s holding me hostage for talking smack.

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  25. Helen Killer
    February 17, 2010 at 5:16 pm

    Okay, it should be good now. Thank you for telling me.

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  26. creepydolls
    February 17, 2010 at 5:20 pm

    You seem to be on a spiritual mystical sci-fi hunt lately.

    I need those socks.

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  27. littykidder
    February 17, 2010 at 5:23 pm

    #18 catwithoutacause-It must be that Frenchie POPFLAIR
    (or a flare from mr.shamflimflam man)for that certain je ne ces qua
    (I know I butchered the spelling) that you pay $130.00 with shipping for a $50.00 hoody with cheep-o looking iron ons.

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  28. AreYouGoingToEatThatPickle
    February 17, 2010 at 5:26 pm
  29. LeeLooDallas
    February 17, 2010 at 5:28 pm

    Those tube socks were a gift from Harry Potter’s long lost second cousin.

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  30. captaincavegirl
    February 17, 2010 at 5:30 pm

    There is nothing bon about this homme. It’s like Mr. Yuk’s retarded cousin…

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  31. catwithoutacause
    February 17, 2010 at 5:35 pm

    oui, tres bone me

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  32. catwithoutacause
    February 17, 2010 at 5:44 pm

    i hate to change the subject of crap-could someone tell me how to put on my own avatar? merci

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  33. I am Bitter
    February 17, 2010 at 5:48 pm

    surprisingly, I’m not bothered as much by the invisible tube socks as I am by that god-awful wig…

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  34. Wilma Fingerdoo
    February 17, 2010 at 5:51 pm

    It’s like a Wham! video shot in outerspace.

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  35. turnaround
    February 17, 2010 at 5:53 pm

    At first I thought the thing on her head was the “hood.” Looks more like an ass pillow they give patients after hemorrhoid surgery.

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  36. mtopia
    February 17, 2010 at 5:54 pm

    @#33 It’s an all-around god-awful ensemble.

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  37. mtopia
    February 17, 2010 at 5:55 pm
  38. razberries
    February 17, 2010 at 6:06 pm

    burning question of the day- why is the model wearing a crappy halloween wig?
    also, that sweatshirt looks like a “Casper the Friendly Ghost” knock-off

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  39. razberries
    February 17, 2010 at 6:07 pm

    catwithoutacause, here ya go…
    http://en.gravatar.com//account/verify-password-reset

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  40. IscreamUscream
    February 17, 2010 at 6:09 pm

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  41. littykidder
    February 17, 2010 at 6:10 pm

    #40ISUS priceless!

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  42. catwithoutacause
    February 17, 2010 at 6:16 pm

    thank you #39! i appreciate it-merci seems to be the word of the day… or MERDE!

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  43. thatjennchick
    February 17, 2010 at 6:20 pm

    I must have those socks!

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  44. catwithoutacause
    February 17, 2010 at 6:21 pm

    did it work?

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  45. mtopia
    February 17, 2010 at 6:22 pm

    @#44 not yet.

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  46. sudabaki©
    February 17, 2010 at 6:23 pm

    #34 Wilma Fingerdoo: You read my mind! Now can you tell me where my car keys are?

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  47. sudabaki©
    February 17, 2010 at 6:24 pm

    #44 catwithoutacause: I see it now! Sometimes it takes awhile if you don’t clear your cache. Is that a cat with a wig and a hairband?

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  48. razberries
    February 17, 2010 at 6:25 pm

    i see a cute kitty, catwithoutacause, so guess it worked!

    iscream, that should get COMMENT OF THE DAY
    that was fan-freakin-tastic :-D

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  49. razberries
    February 17, 2010 at 6:26 pm

    catwithoutacause, is it a pokahontas kitty?

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  50. catwithoutacause
    February 17, 2010 at 6:26 pm

    yes it is-what is clearing my cache? duh

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  51. sudabaki©
    February 17, 2010 at 6:29 pm

    @50 cwac: I’m on firefox…Tools > clear recent history > check mark next to cache only. Clearing my cookies pisses me off.

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  52. catwithoutacause
    February 17, 2010 at 6:31 pm

    thanks everyone! now i’m ready to snark

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  53. IscreamUscream
    February 17, 2010 at 6:35 pm

    @Raz :lol: she did most the work already.
    Perhaps the mangled French is appropriate here…

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  54. catwithoutacause
    February 17, 2010 at 6:37 pm

    and yes my pirate patch eye cat named lizzie borden loves to wear this politically incorrect wig. wtf

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  55. AreYouGoingToEatThatPickle
    February 17, 2010 at 6:38 pm

    …my ex-husband is 6’4″ and built like a tank. He left a bunch of clothes in the closet that are to be disposed of when I sell the house.

    I guess I can set the hoodies aside and be fashion forward by wearing them as dresses whilst adorning my head with a styrofoam floral wreath form.

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  56. Recovering Crack Baby
    February 17, 2010 at 6:39 pm

    #40 ISUS- LOVEY the tour- Full Retard bah ahahahah

    Sud- honey.. are you OK? Can you see the fuckery now? Are you able to get to ETSY. If you can’t try EBAY’s custom made section. I hope you are not alone, shivering, sweating, shaking and in tears due to needing a fuckery fix. Good God I am Praying for yah.

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  57. catwithoutacause
    February 17, 2010 at 6:41 pm

    one more and i’m done-pokaheiniepuss

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  58. Recovering Crack Baby
    February 17, 2010 at 6:42 pm

    I have always wondered what the fuck purple rain was.

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  59. HelenaHandbasket
    February 17, 2010 at 6:43 pm

    “For you to know”, it’s only ever barely suitable as a “dress” if you’re 5’8″ and 87 pounds. Otherwise, it’s a bleached K-Mart Joe Boxer hoodie.

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  60. Thistle
    February 17, 2010 at 6:44 pm

    5’8″ and a size 4?

    die.

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  61. Recovering Crack Baby
    February 17, 2010 at 6:45 pm

    It looks strange the way the eyes and mouth are placed. I think the eyes should be right on your breasts. The lip’s need moved up as well- it looks like her vagina is trying to talk to us.

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  62. sudabaki©
    February 17, 2010 at 6:47 pm

    RCB, I’m okay now. I’m in full fuckery mode. Thank you for worrying about me.

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  63. LeeLooDallas
    February 17, 2010 at 6:50 pm

    Thanks for the link Razberries!

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  64. miss_naughty
    February 17, 2010 at 6:58 pm

    for all the reasons to not like this item. I hate the model for being 5’8″ and size 4, most.

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  65. CreepyLittleGirl
    February 17, 2010 at 7:07 pm

    #61
    But if they did that, her boobs would be looking at us. I’m not sure which is worse.

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  66. geektastic
    February 17, 2010 at 7:11 pm
  67. ciaohowdy
    February 17, 2010 at 7:32 pm

    Imma pass on the shirt/hoodie (cause Helen Killer just made the best shirt of ALL TIME, of all time, namaste bitches)

    How much is the skinny chick? We could use her in this bathroom cleansing sacrifice ritual we’re doing offsite…

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  68. Vile & Evil Debbie Downer
    February 17, 2010 at 8:47 pm

    Though IscreamUscream nailed it dead-on fantabulous, I’ll toss in my two cents on this fashion…statement? First, the socks are from the Muppet Movie: http://twitpic.com/13vtqc

    Also, this is the fairer half of Mr. and Mrs. Helper:
    http://twitpic.com/13vw5c

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  69. vergeofsomething
    February 17, 2010 at 9:21 pm

    Yay, I got my gravatar to work!

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  70. snarkeygirl
    February 18, 2010 at 12:25 am

    If Bonhomme is a French word, then my response to that is this: Merde!

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  71. Sea Otter
    February 18, 2010 at 2:37 am

    Sorry, but I find this shirt fucking funny. It’s a Quebec thing.

    http://gocanada.about.com/od/quebe1/ig/Quebec-City-Winter-Carnival.–hi/Bonhomme-Carnaval.htm

    On the other hand, $120 does seem pretty steep for something I could have screen printed in Junior high school Home Ec class….

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  72. MondoTrasho
    February 18, 2010 at 5:35 am

    #3 I believe it’s a padded toilet seat cover. I hear they are all the rage in Europe.

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  73. ravencrowneversmile
    February 18, 2010 at 7:19 am

    On est encourager de paye 120$, parce que c’est une putaine de parisianne qui la cree?

    It’s some sort of political statement in disguse….an American Apparel shirt in Paris?
    *hears Gershwin in the background*

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  74. iamhydrogen14
    February 18, 2010 at 8:14 am

    @ #40: fucking awesome. Bjorn really does look like he’s having a Simple Jack moment. I mean really, who puts a grown man in overalls? Even in the 70′s…

    I fully nominate for COTD!

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  75. iamhydrogen14
    February 18, 2010 at 8:14 am

    Does anyone else think the model looks like Jessica Simpson?

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  76. mergatroid
    February 18, 2010 at 9:24 am

    Okay, so WTF is BONHOMME? She’s treating it like it’s some household name. Oh, A BONHOMME tunic!!!!! Just what I’ve ALWAYS wanted!

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  77. mtopia
    February 18, 2010 at 9:54 am

    @#75 It translates directly to good man, but really it’s French for snowman. Something like this (in Quebec anyway):
    http://a10.idata.over-blog.com/600×473/1/52/06/88/Carnaval-de-Quebec/bonhomme-carnaval.jpg

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  78. Stretch65
    February 18, 2010 at 1:10 pm

    BONHOMME? Isn’t that where True Blood takes place?

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  79. raven
    February 18, 2010 at 2:46 pm

    Ugly!

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  80. techno_techie
    February 18, 2010 at 3:55 pm

    Okay, forgive me, now, but I thought this Bonhomme was a play on words for BONE HOME – she looks like she’s wearing a condom, for pete’s sake. And she is in space…

    E.T. bone home…

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