All You Need is Affection
If only there were some way to look up the lyrics to a song before you made a poster. That would be so great.
FUCKERY UPDATE: Regretsy reader IScreamUScream has provided us with this blank.
If only there were some way to look up the lyrics to a song before you made a poster. That would be so great.
FUCKERY UPDATE: Regretsy reader IScreamUScream has provided us with this blank.
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February 16, 2010 at 9:35 am
To paraphrase-”What a dumbass” Shakespeare
February 16, 2010 at 9:40 am
Does she do special orders? Can I get one that reads:
“I don’t know how to print widely known quotes in a pretty font and a nice colour and put them in a cheap frame, so I order them from other people.” {Anonymous}
February 16, 2010 at 9:44 am
$12 for a misquoted Beatles’ song printed on a piece of copy paper? Embroider it on toilet paper, and then you might have something.
February 16, 2010 at 9:45 am
I’ll never leave
your pizza burnin’.
The Rolling Stones
(Beast of Burden)
February 16, 2010 at 9:45 am
I once had a girl, Eleanor Rigby, who lived in a yellow submarine in an octopus’ garden while my guitar gently wept.
(Note to seller: next time check elyrics.net)
February 16, 2010 at 9:49 am
You guys are being so picky. It’s not like the Beatles are so popular that anyone will notice.
February 16, 2010 at 9:50 am
What an idiot.
February 16, 2010 at 9:50 am
“There’s a sucker born every minute” P.T. Barnum
February 16, 2010 at 9:52 am
I swear, I’m in the wrong business………instead of using my own ideas, I need to start using someone elses!
So, I wonder how many of her quotes she is using are copyrighted?
February 16, 2010 at 9:53 am
“Candace Bergen Never Change!”
-Freebird, Lynyrd Skynyrd
February 16, 2010 at 9:53 am
My head, the desk, repeat.
I wouldn’t mind one with my favorite Janice Joplin lyrics “When she walked in serpintine, I’s holdin’ Bobby’s hand in mine…”
February 16, 2010 at 9:54 am
The only way I’ll let you love me in the end is if I get to wear a strap-on and give you something equal to what I just got.
February 16, 2010 at 9:57 am
Hey Lemon, Get yourself a picture frame at the Good Will and print it out at work using the color laser printer. And there ya go. You saved $11.50 plus shipping. On second thought the Good Will price would be more like $5.00. I’d try a garage sale instead.
February 16, 2010 at 9:59 am
Just like a dream,
you are not what you scream
Just like a prayer
No choice, your voice has a certain flair.
February 16, 2010 at 10:00 am
In the end , the love you get does not include a frame!
February 16, 2010 at 10:00 am
“Blinded by the light
Revved up
Like a douche
Another runner in the night”
–The “Beatles”
P.S. Completely peed on the floor reading the Regretsy lyrics. Goddamn it, its going to be a great day.
February 16, 2010 at 10:00 am
And in the end..
The quote you fake
Is lamer than the crap you make…….
I forgot is that how the song goes?
February 16, 2010 at 10:00 am
@#9 Nothing is quite as copyrighted when you’ve botched half the words. She’s two– count ‘em– two kinds of crafy! Well… one and a half.
February 16, 2010 at 10:01 am
Whoa! “Total for print & frame; $19.99″
The $12.00 of for the print only! Frame is another $8.00. I bought a frame exactly like that for $1.00.
February 16, 2010 at 10:02 am
Money, get back.
I’m all right Jack keep your hands off of my stack.
Money, it’s a hit.
Don’t give me that do goody good bullshit.
{Pink Floyd}
February 16, 2010 at 10:05 am
#13- This kind of Fuckery belongs in a more glamerous frame from any .99 cent or dollar store.
Either way they are still the same. Some things never change. Slow that Mustang down Sally and stop ridin around Sally and you could get the Goodwill frames.
February 16, 2010 at 10:05 am
A serious lack of rhyme there–clue?
February 16, 2010 at 10:06 am
Maybe seller was paraphrasing. Notice it’s not in quotes. Yeah, I’m sure that’s it.
February 16, 2010 at 10:08 am
Kitty: I have an old ink jet that’s been sitting in the garage for over a year (it only prints yellow and black with streaks)and a piece of paper my daughter got chocolate fingerprints on. Will mine still be as cool as hers? The only frame I can find is one from a tag sale and it has suspicious looking black spots on it. Oh well, I guess it will have to do.
February 16, 2010 at 10:09 am
Maybe the seller meant to quote the Beat-Alls!
They were close but not quite.
February 16, 2010 at 10:09 am
Tonight’s gonna be an OK night.
I gotta feeling.
P Ditty
February 16, 2010 at 10:09 am
maybe she got it from Kids Bop sings the Beatles. God help us all.
February 16, 2010 at 10:14 am
“You can be sincere and still be stupid.” ~Charles F. Kettering
February 16, 2010 at 10:16 am
I said Regretsy, I ain’t as good as I once was but I am as good once as I ever was. Their was a time back in my prime I could really write a song.
February 16, 2010 at 10:17 am
I’m pretty sure she’s bowdlerizing so as not to offend her more conservative potential clients.
February 16, 2010 at 10:18 am
I tried so hard to frame this quote,
but in the end it doesn’t even matter.
February 16, 2010 at 10:19 am
It must be extra if you want her to use spell check before printing your quote… http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=40401577
February 16, 2010 at 10:21 am
Maybe she’d have better luck if she tried to sell it as a cross-stitch pattern, with the frame as a bonus.
February 16, 2010 at 10:21 am
I am FAILRY certain……..she doesn’t know how to look things up!
February 16, 2010 at 10:23 am
#32, whisperia, I think she meant that. She is certainly FAILry.
February 16, 2010 at 10:24 am
Actually, the quote is accurate. The attribute should go to John Lennon, who publicly misquoted Paul McCartney’s lyrics, “And, in the end, the love you take, Is equal to the love you make”, with the above quotation.
It still doesn’t excuse the bright white copy paper and bad fonts.
February 16, 2010 at 10:26 am
All you need is fudge.
All you need is fudge.
All you need is fudge, fudge,
Fudge is all you need.
(The Beatles)
February 16, 2010 at 10:27 am
People who listen to the Jonas Brothers shouldn’t quote anyone let alone the Beatles!!!!!
February 16, 2010 at 10:27 am
“My anus is the center hole.”-
J. Geils Band
“There’s a bathroom, on the right.”-
Creedance Clearwater Revival
February 16, 2010 at 10:27 am
Say What?
(James Brown)
February 16, 2010 at 10:29 am
I saw this one on kissthisguy.com:
All we are saying, is give Jesus pants.
February 16, 2010 at 10:29 am
In hindsight, I would love to see their translation of Helter Skelter!
February 16, 2010 at 10:30 am
oh oh oh…one more…
To be is to do (Plato)
To do is to be (Aristotle)
Do be do be do (Sinatra)
February 16, 2010 at 10:34 am
Oops! Apostrophe abuse, too… http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=29583568
Now, I don’t really have an issue with the concept behind her business. Selling things with cheesy quotes printed on them is nothing new. But God damn it. Get the quotes right.
February 16, 2010 at 10:34 am
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February 16, 2010 at 10:35 am
I admit, I had to look up the lyrics. It wasn’t that difficult.
February 16, 2010 at 10:36 am
I think her Einstein profile pic is a nice touch.
February 16, 2010 at 10:37 am
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February 16, 2010 at 10:39 am
#32 Whisperia :
It must be extra if you want her to use spell check before printing your quote… http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=40401577
***************
Holy carp! She sold two of those!
February 16, 2010 at 10:39 am
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February 16, 2010 at 10:39 am
fyi, skully i cheated…i couldn’t remember what lyrics i have messed up in the past/currently (i know there is a *plethora* of them) and i found my quotes on kissthisguy.com – wicked funny site.
February 16, 2010 at 10:41 am
“A touching quote to remind all of us what is most important in life”.
I would say she did not lie. I think the most important thing as an etsy seller is to DOUBLE CHECK THAT YOU HAVE NOT PROVEN YOURSELF TO BE AN IDIOT BEFORE SELLING SOMETHING ON ETSY.
February 16, 2010 at 10:44 am
#49 thefrog :
I know! Well, stupid people with no taste have just as much right to shop on Etsy as the rest of us.
February 16, 2010 at 10:46 am
btw, this idiot has had two sales? (same person purchased, but still)…
February 16, 2010 at 10:46 am
oops, didn’t see thefrog’s comment above…sorry for duplicating a comment…go ahead and thumbs-down me, haters
February 16, 2010 at 10:48 am
OMFG- I have to share- I hope I will not start WW 12. Although I would watch that video. I have the oldie’s on and was looking at POWM and Marvin Gaye’s Let’s Get it On was playing- the song was beyond fucking perfect for what I was viewing.
I would not browse site’s like POWM if I had something else to do with me hands as I am handicrafted.
February 16, 2010 at 10:50 am
I’m “failry certain” this other work by the same artist could be put under “Spelling Issues.” Bless her heart.
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=40401577
February 16, 2010 at 10:58 am
At least she probably didn’t break the new Golden Rule of “Never put a dick in anything you sell on Etsy.” Hey, does she take special orders?!
February 16, 2010 at 11:02 am
Akshully, she has 12 sales! Failry good for a seller who can’t spell and makes ugly shit. But only two feedback.
Oh, shit, she’s from Seattle! Gah! Way to give all of us Seattleites a bad name, you moron.
February 16, 2010 at 11:04 am
Oh, I see. It’s from the so-called “Beatles.” Those nobodies.
February 16, 2010 at 11:09 am
#24 Lemon,
Please make your own version and send us a picture. You can keep it next to the stained doily with the sloppy embroidery on it.
The stains will bring back memories, right?
February 16, 2010 at 11:11 am
“Blinded by the light.
Wrapped up like a douche
Another runner in the night”
- Man Friend’s Earth Band
February 16, 2010 at 11:18 am
Not only does that widow bother the hell out of me, but this reminds me of a crappily executed Archaic Rap.
http://tinyurl.com/ye4wnz6
Even I can do better than that:
http://tinyurl.com/ye9nstt
February 16, 2010 at 11:21 am
I would prefer
“[Incoherent Mumblings]”
-Ozzy Osbourne.
February 16, 2010 at 11:24 am
This is from the sellers bio…
“My favorite quote is still the one from my father:
“If only you had my head on your shoulders, you would understand”.
It has taken me many years, and 2 children of my own, to finally understand the meaning of his quote.”
??
February 16, 2010 at 11:24 am
Love all the remixes
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2691/4362559617_7fdbcbd225_o.jpg
anyone want a blank?
http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4054/4363301988_c3c52d3b51_o.png
February 16, 2010 at 11:28 am
“free bains…
nothing more than free bains
Trying to forget my free-ee-ee bains of love.”
-gemini-….i think
nothing like a little fuckery for lyrics… my husband does it all the time
February 16, 2010 at 11:32 am
There’s nothing you can quote that can’t be looked up.
No one you can spell that can’t be checked.
Nothing you can do but you can learn how to google
in time – It’s easy.
All you need is the ‘net, all you need is the ‘net,
All you need is the internet, the ‘net is all you need.
February 16, 2010 at 11:34 am
Fun, Calophi!
February 16, 2010 at 11:39 am
Regretsy made her famous and now she will sell regular copy paper with misquotes on them and make a fortune.
February 16, 2010 at 11:39 am
#41 Skully “All we are saying, is give Jesus pants.”
I think you meant to say “give Jesus skants(TM)”
February 16, 2010 at 11:39 am
Due to a personal fetish I love Sonny and Cher’s
“I got shoes, babe”
LMAO #68 sudabaki©
February 16, 2010 at 11:47 am
hahahah Jesus Skants
Hold Me Close Oh Tony Danza -Elton John
February 16, 2010 at 11:48 am
#65- stop reading if i have typed this before my Dad’s quote had something to do with my head
He told me VICTORIA some day this World is going to hear a large pop and do you know what that will be
NO SIR
Your GD head coming oughtta your ass.
I can’t remember exactly why- I better ask him so I can write it down- yah know have something to share with the kids.
February 16, 2010 at 11:48 am
Because I just couldn’t help myself:
http://twitpic.com/13mlud
February 16, 2010 at 11:52 am
“As the girl with colitis goes by.” – Lucy in the Sky
February 16, 2010 at 11:55 am
“Twenny-twenny-twenny-four hours a-go-ho, I wanna be tranquilized.”
February 16, 2010 at 11:56 am
HERE IS A BUCKET OF FUN FOR YAH ALL- HELEN I APPOLOGIZE IN ADVANCE FOR THE BEATLE’S RICH MAN- I HAD NO IDEA PEOPLE THOUGHT ALL JEW’S SMOKED
http://www.keno.org/classic_rock/misheard_rock_lyrics.htm
February 16, 2010 at 12:01 pm
http://www.korivalz.com/KERMIT.jpg
February 16, 2010 at 12:01 pm
thanks, iscream! that was very killer junior of you to provide a blank for us- much appreciated!
here is mine (and this one I DID used to sing this way…OOPS)
http://www.flickr.com/photos/27900808@N06/4362651177/
February 16, 2010 at 12:27 pm
Thanks ISUS!
and @#71 BP:
http://i985.photobucket.com/albums/ae338/grinreaper1965/Regretsy/givejesusskants.jpg
February 16, 2010 at 12:35 pm
Blinded by the light,
Wrapped up like a douche
A lover-woman in the night.
The grabbing hands grab all they can.
You don’t have to put on the red light, Roxanne.
(Me First and the Gimme Gimmes)
February 16, 2010 at 12:39 pm
Skully,
All we are saying, give Jesus Skants PS made my day.
February 16, 2010 at 12:41 pm
Oh #80 should get COTD!
February 16, 2010 at 12:43 pm
first fight my husband (then boyfriend) and I had..was over the Eagles song “Big Old Jet Airliner” — he swore up and down they were singing “Big old jet has a light on”!!!
How hard is it to google up some lyrics? duh
February 16, 2010 at 12:59 pm
I am failry certain something’s spelled wrong
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=40401577
February 16, 2010 at 1:17 pm
Can we give her credit for probably NOT having stuck her dick in it?
February 16, 2010 at 1:25 pm
WHOA! OH! OH!
CUZ IF YOU LIKED IT
THEN YOU SHOULDA PUT
SOME BLING ON IT!
{BEYONCE}
February 16, 2010 at 1:30 pm
MA-MA-MA-MA-MA-MY GO FISH FACE
{LADY GAGA}
February 16, 2010 at 1:36 pm
The girl with colitis goes by. {The Beatles}
February 16, 2010 at 1:37 pm
Ummmm…. @steviesegel…. perhaps you shouldn’t throw stones, as that song is by Steve Miller Band, not The Eagles.
February 16, 2010 at 1:55 pm
#89
(dammit)
February 16, 2010 at 2:11 pm
Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah!
Roma-Roma-ma-ah!
Ga-ga-ooh-la-la!
Coo Coo Ca Joo!
February 16, 2010 at 2:39 pm
what a perfectly good waste of paper.
February 16, 2010 at 2:39 pm
oh.my.god. I just mis-quoted myself!!! I should sell it on etsy.
What I meant to say was: what a waste of perfectly good paper!
February 16, 2010 at 2:56 pm
#65: ““My favorite quote is still the one from my father:
“If only you had my head on your shoulders, you would understand”.”
——– It puts the lotion on its skin. IT PUTS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN.
February 16, 2010 at 4:20 pm
“You picked a fine time to leave me, loose wheel!”
February 16, 2010 at 4:57 pm
Scuse me while I kiss this guy!
{Jimi Hendrix}
It’s your socks I can smell
{Nine Inch Nails}
Thirty thieves and the thunder chief
{AC/DC}
Forty-five virgins and a pelican
{Pearl Jam}
February 16, 2010 at 5:05 pm
Can’t buy me doves!
February 16, 2010 at 5:19 pm
I keep hearing Creedence Clearwater Revival – There’s a bathroom on the right ….
February 16, 2010 at 5:25 pm
#75 – BRILLIANT!
February 16, 2010 at 6:29 pm
“Doin’ it like a lady.” — Aerosmith
February 16, 2010 at 6:30 pm
The first mate’s got the shits
he ate up all of my grits
something something something let me go home.
let me go home.
let me go home.
I’m so drunk, I wanna go home.
(Beach Boys, Sloop John B.)
February 16, 2010 at 6:59 pm
‘Don’t go rakin’ my yard’
(Elton John and Kiki Dee)
February 16, 2010 at 7:42 pm
Song lyrics I have eff’d up:
Just like the one-winged dove-Stephen Nicks
What a drag it is getting up-The Rolling Rocks
Businessmen, they drink my wine, come and dig my herb-Dylan Hendricks
I still sing the last one like that because I like my version better than Dylans ;c)
February 16, 2010 at 8:13 pm
One ton tomato
It was a one tomato
One ton toh-mai-toe
or
Won ton in the meadow
It was a won ton in meadow
Won ton in the meadow
February 16, 2010 at 8:16 pm
http://tinypic.com/r/2m32v50/6
yuh good old johnny ca$h
February 16, 2010 at 8:50 pm
I like the way she needed to tell us her location was “earth,” just in case we didn’t quite understand that.
February 16, 2010 at 11:18 pm
I love you, Skully! Also, misheard rock lyrics are tons of fun, but should not be printed and sold as “quotes”. (and then see what I did there… quotes is in quotes!)
February 17, 2010 at 1:28 am
I don’t know how to post pics here. Lets see if this works……
[IMG]http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y90/rgv61/BENETAR.png[/IMG]
February 17, 2010 at 1:29 am
NEXT!
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y90/rgv61/BENETAR.png
February 17, 2010 at 5:17 am
It’ll all work out in the end.
February 17, 2010 at 10:50 am
two pine-sol boobs
tell me are you a badfish too?
{Sublime}
February 17, 2010 at 11:24 am
i kicked a squirrel and i liked it
{katy perry}
February 17, 2010 at 11:47 am
I’m late to the party, but here goes:
“That deaf, dumb blind kid sure plays a mean shuffleboard.”
Print and frame!
February 17, 2010 at 12:31 pm
“Don’t go Jason Waterfalls”
-TLC
February 17, 2010 at 1:05 pm
All we are saying is give Peas a chance!
(Not the Beatles, but my Mom telling me to eat my vegetables)
February 17, 2010 at 1:32 pm
“Somebody calls you
you answer quite slowly
the girl with colitis goes byyyyyyyyyyyyyy…”
February 17, 2010 at 1:36 pm
#86: “FAILry?” Really? Hahahaha!
February 17, 2010 at 4:17 pm
good lord, none of them are justified correctly, the lines break in all the wrong places, words are mispelled, the quotes are wrong, some are attributed incorrectly, and the puncuation is missing in most of them.
Not to mention these aren’t really handmade. It’s not crafting to take someone else’s words (in theory), and all the free downloadable fonts you can find and print them out.
12 people could figure out how to buy them and couldn’t figure out how to make them; that’s the sad…
February 17, 2010 at 4:18 pm
btw… “whimsicle failry” has a nice ring to it.
February 17, 2010 at 6:42 pm
OMG, the Foghat one killed me. Open Arms was our wedding song. (Yes, I know it’s Journey. That’s why it killed me.)
March 9, 2010 at 4:17 pm
http://i40.tinypic.com/5v3pea.jpg
XD