Wow. They took the time to draw the image on one piece of toilet paper. Why not inscribe the constitution on it. After all that’s what most presidents use as toilet paper.
(Is it me or does the picture of Bush looks like he is constipated? I know I’ll sell fiber cakes in the shape of vice-presidents. Can’t you-know-what, here have a Biden or Quayle and the crap will just come pouring out.)
“Celebrate the presidents toilet paper”- Wait- you mean you have a collection of these?
I can’t think of a better way of celebrating the leader of the free world than wiping the dingleberries off my ass with their face.
@ #22 blondeweezie
Without getting into personal politics, I can say we probably all can think of at least one president that would be more useful as TP than in office.
Oh man. I thought that the Bush TP was actually Nixon. Which doesn’t really make any sense since the seller is just embroidering the most current Presidents.
Recovering Crack Baby
February 15, 2010 at 10:50 am
When you mix politics with bathrooms I have to ask- “Where is the Senator Larry Craig?’
Sell a TP roller that plays music so when you roll off the TP yah have something to tap your feet along to.
Who started this whole embroidery on TP thing? I don’t think stitch craft belongs on bathroom tissue no matter what the subject! The person who started this “artform” needs to be identified so they can be publicly flogged.
Recovering Crack Baby
February 15, 2010 at 11:25 am
Oh SKULLY- your right hand is so long- you can reach anything. I esp. love your hairs. You better put that in a frame. I do that with my kid’s artwork and it looks so much better then anything else I have ever had on my walls.
@#42 have you seen the calendar that the conservatives put out every year. There was a picture of Harper and his family crossing Abbey Road and one of him with a puppy. Clearly he is fond enough of his own image that the toilet paper would be a natural addition to his repertoire.
AreYouGoingToEatThatPickle
February 15, 2010 at 3:06 pm
@#60 mtopia :
I haven’t seen the calendar; I avoid all things pertaining to the PC’s at all reasonable costs. I am however, fully aware of how narcissistic and out of touch with reality he is. I did see a photo of him with a kitten, and it appeared as though he was squirming in his tightie whities at the thought of holding something so adorable.
…all I can say is Dude needs to seriously stay out of Michaelle Jean’s cosmetic bag!
February 15, 2010 at 9:33 am
“WIPE YOUR SCROTUS WITH THE POTUS”
too funny!
February 15, 2010 at 9:37 am
Ask not what you can do for your toilet paper…
February 15, 2010 at 9:37 am
I like the “so if you really, really need it” notation…
February 15, 2010 at 9:38 am
I get the HOW and the WHAT. I just don’t understand the WHY.
February 15, 2010 at 9:38 am
Holy CRAP! Gotta get W for my brother in law.
February 15, 2010 at 9:38 am
Bushwipe.
February 15, 2010 at 9:39 am
Would’nt mind using Bush near my bush, ceremoniously flushing of course.
February 15, 2010 at 9:39 am
i love that there is a demand for embroidered toilet paper.
February 15, 2010 at 9:40 am
Scrotus Potus sounds like a Scritti Politti cover band.
February 15, 2010 at 9:43 am
And I thought John Adams was the #2 president…
(Okay, I’m done now.)
February 15, 2010 at 9:45 am
I bought GW. I asked if they could make a Sara Palin too. My Bro-n-law lives in Alaska and he would get a huge kick out of it.
February 15, 2010 at 9:46 am
@#11 kittyofassisi – I can see your Sarah Palin embroidered ass wipe from my backyard.
February 15, 2010 at 9:47 am
Wipe your crack with Jack (or Barack).
and LOL@ 6-7, I didn’t know the W. stands for Wipe!
February 15, 2010 at 9:47 am
We’ve had some pretty crappy Presidents…but really?
Would any woman really want Bill Clinton that close?
February 15, 2010 at 9:47 am
For JFK’s boat PT 109, here we have TP 109…
February 15, 2010 at 9:48 am
And Bill Clinton looks like Karl Malden.
February 15, 2010 at 9:49 am
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February 15, 2010 at 9:53 am
I’m eating a burrito and waiting for Dick Cheney.
February 15, 2010 at 9:54 am
I can’t beat scrotus with the potus. *giggle*
February 15, 2010 at 9:57 am
hey they forgot mt. rushmore…it would be extra cool to wipe your ass with four president’s faces instead of just one!
February 15, 2010 at 10:02 am
YES WE CAN … use the rest of the roll?
February 15, 2010 at 10:03 am
“Celebrate the presidents toilet paper”- Wait- you mean you have a collection of these?
I can’t think of a better way of celebrating the leader of the free world than wiping the dingleberries off my ass with their face.
February 15, 2010 at 10:04 am
@ #18 verysage: yessssssssssssss
February 15, 2010 at 10:08 am
@ #22 blondeweezie
Without getting into personal politics, I can say we probably all can think of at least one president that would be more useful as TP than in office.
February 15, 2010 at 10:08 am
Clinton looks like he just sucked on a lemon and Bush looks like he’s taking a dump.
February 15, 2010 at 10:11 am
They all think they’re royalty anyhoo, so why should’nt we outfit our thrones with their crap ?
February 15, 2010 at 10:11 am
No Nixon?? Color me shocked.
February 15, 2010 at 10:13 am
@#20 Raz: Mount Flushmore?
February 15, 2010 at 10:15 am
ooh good one, skully!
February 15, 2010 at 10:16 am
#10 – captaincavegirl – John Adams was the #2 president! hahahahahahah!
If you really, really needed the toilet paper, you’d just have to make do.
February 15, 2010 at 10:16 am
Why did she put LBJ’s nose on Bill Clinton’s face?
February 15, 2010 at 10:20 am
Gives new meaning to the term ‘brown noser’… Sorry, someone had to say it
February 15, 2010 at 10:21 am
Oh man. I thought that the Bush TP was actually Nixon. Which doesn’t really make any sense since the seller is just embroidering the most current Presidents.
February 15, 2010 at 10:21 am
OK, my previous post doesn’t make sense because she’s showcasing Kennedy. Just ignore me. Please.
February 15, 2010 at 10:23 am
#25 Biggie. I think that’s thier natural looks.
February 15, 2010 at 10:25 am
AS presidents , they all embroider the truth , and since we’re going down the toilet fast , we might as well do it as artfully as possible.
February 15, 2010 at 10:38 am
I DID NOT have an underwear stain after using the BILL CLINTON on my private area.
February 15, 2010 at 10:38 am
The fact that only the first sheet is embroidered is the deal breaker. I wanna wipe my ass with George W. Bush.
February 15, 2010 at 10:42 am
I only use the George Bush after dropping a bomb so bad in the shitter that I have to apologize for destroying the bathroom.
February 15, 2010 at 10:43 am
GEORGE BUSH TOILET PAPER- A WEAPON FOR MASS DESTRUCTION
February 15, 2010 at 10:43 am
What, no Abraham Lincoln log?
February 15, 2010 at 10:44 am
If the seller had Steven Harper (the Cdn PM), I’d be all over it!! ….well, only if they stitched the guyliner on him too!
February 15, 2010 at 10:50 am
When you mix politics with bathrooms I have to ask- “Where is the Senator Larry Craig?’
Sell a TP roller that plays music so when you roll off the TP yah have something to tap your feet along to.
February 15, 2010 at 10:54 am
@#39 RCB: Evil-doo-er?
February 15, 2010 at 10:57 am
#40 Recovering Crack Baby :
GEORGE BUSH TOILET PAPER- A WEAPON FOR MASS DESTRUCTION
Don’t you mean a weapon for ASS destruction??
February 15, 2010 at 10:59 am
Who started this whole embroidery on TP thing? I don’t think stitch craft belongs on bathroom tissue no matter what the subject! The person who started this “artform” needs to be identified so they can be publicly flogged.
February 15, 2010 at 10:59 am
me likey skully’s new pic
February 15, 2010 at 11:04 am
@#47 RCB: Yeah, our daughter drew that a couple years ago, looks just like me.
February 15, 2010 at 11:13 am
Does the Obama TP leave dingle-Barrys?
February 15, 2010 at 11:22 am
Helen, can we view this in a bathroom?
February 15, 2010 at 11:25 am
Oh SKULLY- your right hand is so long- you can reach anything. I esp. love your hairs. You better put that in a frame. I do that with my kid’s artwork and it looks so much better then anything else I have ever had on my walls.
February 15, 2010 at 11:34 am
yes we CAN!
February 15, 2010 at 11:34 am
Unless it plays Hail To the Chief, I’m not buying.
February 15, 2010 at 11:35 am
DIRTY politics.
February 15, 2010 at 11:37 am
Wouldn’t it be neat to have it say CHANGE when the Obama roll is empty.
February 15, 2010 at 11:43 am
Heeheehee…. scrotus.
February 15, 2010 at 12:01 pm
#5- kittyofassisi : I actually own a tshirt with a pic of Sarah Palin that has the initials VPILF
it was part of a gag gift but not real funny for a lady with 3 daughters (who would wear that??) does your brother want it??
February 15, 2010 at 12:06 pm
I don’t think I would want Bush looking at me like that while I pee.
February 15, 2010 at 12:14 pm
If it’s a presidential theme, why do they feature JFK, Bush, Obama, and WC Fields?
February 15, 2010 at 12:18 pm
@#42 have you seen the calendar that the conservatives put out every year. There was a picture of Harper and his family crossing Abbey Road and one of him with a puppy. Clearly he is fond enough of his own image that the toilet paper would be a natural addition to his repertoire.
February 15, 2010 at 12:23 pm
This is tasteful:http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=40619263
What kind of taste I’m not sure exactly.
February 15, 2010 at 12:24 pm
#55 Recovering Crack Baby :
Wouldn’t it be neat to have it say CHANGE when the Obama roll is empty.
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Only if the Bush roll says “Mission Accomplished” when empty.
February 15, 2010 at 12:34 pm
Dang. If only Spock were president then we would have toilet paper that circles Uranus and captures Klingons. . .
February 15, 2010 at 3:06 pm
@#60 mtopia :
I haven’t seen the calendar; I avoid all things pertaining to the PC’s at all reasonable costs. I am however, fully aware of how narcissistic and out of touch with reality he is. I did see a photo of him with a kitten, and it appeared as though he was squirming in his tightie whities at the thought of holding something so adorable.
…all I can say is Dude needs to seriously stay out of Michaelle Jean’s cosmetic bag!
February 15, 2010 at 3:40 pm
@#64 He is definitely a tightie whitie kind of guy.
February 15, 2010 at 5:56 pm
Doing a quick survey of history, I’d say their shit collectively stinks.
February 16, 2010 at 2:47 am
No Thomas Jefferson? Wasn’t he the one that said, “Only aim to do your doody, mankind will give you credit where you fail.”
Wait… maybe it was duty… aw shit…..err I mean crap! I mean darn!
February 20, 2010 at 7:38 pm
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July 26, 2010 at 6:36 pm
But why is OJ Simpson there?
February 6, 2011 at 5:00 am
OMFG! Pity the stitching’s not on every square
May 21, 2012 at 7:55 am
Or in Obama’s case, “Wipe your taint with the saint.”