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Profiles in Sewage

WIPE YOUR SCROTUS WITH THE POTUS

71 comments on Profiles in Sewage

  1. winediva
    February 15, 2010 at 9:33 am

    “WIPE YOUR SCROTUS WITH THE POTUS”

    too funny!

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  2. captaincavegirl
    February 15, 2010 at 9:37 am

    Ask not what you can do for your toilet paper…

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  3. Patty has been abuducted by an alien
    February 15, 2010 at 9:37 am

    I like the “so if you really, really need it” notation…

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  4. Efit
    February 15, 2010 at 9:38 am

    I get the HOW and the WHAT. I just don’t understand the WHY.

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  5. kittyofassisi
    February 15, 2010 at 9:38 am

    Holy CRAP! Gotta get W for my brother in law.

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  6. IscreamUscream
    February 15, 2010 at 9:38 am

    Bushwipe.

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  7. littykidder
    February 15, 2010 at 9:39 am

    Would’nt mind using Bush near my bush, ceremoniously flushing of course.

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  8. myrab
    February 15, 2010 at 9:39 am

    i love that there is a demand for embroidered toilet paper.

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  9. photorelativity
    February 15, 2010 at 9:40 am

    Scrotus Potus sounds like a Scritti Politti cover band.

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  10. captaincavegirl
    February 15, 2010 at 9:43 am

    And I thought John Adams was the #2 president…

    (Okay, I’m done now.)

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  11. kittyofassisi
    February 15, 2010 at 9:45 am

    I bought GW. I asked if they could make a Sara Palin too. My Bro-n-law lives in Alaska and he would get a huge kick out of it.

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  12. Efit
    February 15, 2010 at 9:46 am

    @#11 kittyofassisi – I can see your Sarah Palin embroidered ass wipe from my backyard.

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  13. Skully
    February 15, 2010 at 9:47 am

    Wipe your crack with Jack (or Barack).

    and LOL@ 6-7, I didn’t know the W. stands for Wipe!

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  14. MAG
    February 15, 2010 at 9:47 am

    We’ve had some pretty crappy Presidents…but really?

    Would any woman really want Bill Clinton that close?

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  15. littykidder
    February 15, 2010 at 9:47 am

    For JFK’s boat PT 109, here we have TP 109…

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  16. MAG
    February 15, 2010 at 9:48 am

    And Bill Clinton looks like Karl Malden.

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  17. Holytape
    February 15, 2010 at 9:49 am

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  18. verysage
    February 15, 2010 at 9:53 am

    I’m eating a burrito and waiting for Dick Cheney.

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  19. strawberrylumps
    February 15, 2010 at 9:54 am

    I can’t beat scrotus with the potus. *giggle*

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  20. razberries
    February 15, 2010 at 9:57 am

    hey they forgot mt. rushmore…it would be extra cool to wipe your ass with four president’s faces instead of just one!

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  21. milkshakesthecat
    February 15, 2010 at 10:02 am

    YES WE CAN … use the rest of the roll?

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  22. blondeweezie
    February 15, 2010 at 10:03 am

    “Celebrate the presidents toilet paper”- Wait- you mean you have a collection of these?
    I can’t think of a better way of celebrating the leader of the free world than wiping the dingleberries off my ass with their face.

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  23. methuselah
    February 15, 2010 at 10:04 am

    @ #18 verysage: yessssssssssssss

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  24. CoyPowers
    February 15, 2010 at 10:08 am

    @ #22 blondeweezie
    Without getting into personal politics, I can say we probably all can think of at least one president that would be more useful as TP than in office.

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  25. biggles5
    February 15, 2010 at 10:08 am

    Clinton looks like he just sucked on a lemon and Bush looks like he’s taking a dump.

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  26. littykidder
    February 15, 2010 at 10:11 am

    They all think they’re royalty anyhoo, so why should’nt we outfit our thrones with their crap ?

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  27. blondeweezie
    February 15, 2010 at 10:11 am

    No Nixon?? Color me shocked.

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  28. Skully
    February 15, 2010 at 10:13 am

    @#20 Raz: Mount Flushmore?

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  29. razberries
    February 15, 2010 at 10:15 am

    ooh good one, skully! :-D

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  30. cratz
    February 15, 2010 at 10:16 am

    #10 – captaincavegirl – John Adams was the #2 president! hahahahahahah!

    If you really, really needed the toilet paper, you’d just have to make do.

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  31. Thousandaire
    February 15, 2010 at 10:16 am

    Why did she put LBJ’s nose on Bill Clinton’s face?

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  32. ThisJustMakesMeSad
    February 15, 2010 at 10:20 am

    Gives new meaning to the term ‘brown noser’… Sorry, someone had to say it ;)

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  33. whaapplewha
    February 15, 2010 at 10:21 am

    Oh man. I thought that the Bush TP was actually Nixon. Which doesn’t really make any sense since the seller is just embroidering the most current Presidents.

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  34. whaapplewha
    February 15, 2010 at 10:21 am

    OK, my previous post doesn’t make sense because she’s showcasing Kennedy. Just ignore me. Please.

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  35. kittyofassisi
    February 15, 2010 at 10:23 am

    #25 Biggie. I think that’s thier natural looks.

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  36. littykidder
    February 15, 2010 at 10:25 am

    AS presidents , they all embroider the truth , and since we’re going down the toilet fast , we might as well do it as artfully as possible.

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  37. Recovering Crack Baby
    February 15, 2010 at 10:38 am

    I DID NOT have an underwear stain after using the BILL CLINTON on my private area.

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  38. whimsey
    February 15, 2010 at 10:38 am

    The fact that only the first sheet is embroidered is the deal breaker. I wanna wipe my ass with George W. Bush.

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  39. Recovering Crack Baby
    February 15, 2010 at 10:42 am

    I only use the George Bush after dropping a bomb so bad in the shitter that I have to apologize for destroying the bathroom.

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  40. Recovering Crack Baby
    February 15, 2010 at 10:43 am

    GEORGE BUSH TOILET PAPER- A WEAPON FOR MASS DESTRUCTION

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  41. Wilma Fingerdoo
    February 15, 2010 at 10:43 am

    What, no Abraham Lincoln log?

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  42. AreYouGoingToEatThatPickle
    February 15, 2010 at 10:44 am

    If the seller had Steven Harper (the Cdn PM), I’d be all over it!! ….well, only if they stitched the guyliner on him too! :)

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  43. Recovering Crack Baby
    February 15, 2010 at 10:50 am

    When you mix politics with bathrooms I have to ask- “Where is the Senator Larry Craig?’
    Sell a TP roller that plays music so when you roll off the TP yah have something to tap your feet along to.

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  44. Skully
    February 15, 2010 at 10:54 am

    @#39 RCB: Evil-doo-er?

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  45. blondeweezie
    February 15, 2010 at 10:57 am

    #40 Recovering Crack Baby :
    GEORGE BUSH TOILET PAPER- A WEAPON FOR MASS DESTRUCTION

    Don’t you mean a weapon for ASS destruction??

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  46. steviesegel
    February 15, 2010 at 10:59 am

    Who started this whole embroidery on TP thing? I don’t think stitch craft belongs on bathroom tissue no matter what the subject! The person who started this “artform” needs to be identified so they can be publicly flogged.

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  47. Recovering Crack Baby
    February 15, 2010 at 10:59 am

    me likey skully’s new pic

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  48. Skully
    February 15, 2010 at 11:04 am

    @#47 RCB: Yeah, our daughter drew that a couple years ago, looks just like me.

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  49. Skully
    February 15, 2010 at 11:13 am

    Does the Obama TP leave dingle-Barrys?

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  50. madamedefarge
    February 15, 2010 at 11:22 am

    Helen, can we view this in a bathroom?

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  51. Recovering Crack Baby
    February 15, 2010 at 11:25 am

    Oh SKULLY- your right hand is so long- you can reach anything. I esp. love your hairs. You better put that in a frame. I do that with my kid’s artwork and it looks so much better then anything else I have ever had on my walls.

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  52. Thistle
    February 15, 2010 at 11:34 am

    yes we CAN!

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  53. madamedefarge
    February 15, 2010 at 11:34 am

    Unless it plays Hail To the Chief, I’m not buying.

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  54. madamedefarge
    February 15, 2010 at 11:35 am

    DIRTY politics.

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  55. Recovering Crack Baby
    February 15, 2010 at 11:37 am

    Wouldn’t it be neat to have it say CHANGE when the Obama roll is empty.

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  56. fancy spatula
    February 15, 2010 at 11:43 am

    Heeheehee…. scrotus.

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  57. BettyMachete
    February 15, 2010 at 12:01 pm

    #5- kittyofassisi : I actually own a tshirt with a pic of Sarah Palin that has the initials VPILF

    it was part of a gag gift but not real funny for a lady with 3 daughters (who would wear that??) does your brother want it??

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  58. twentyone
    February 15, 2010 at 12:06 pm

    I don’t think I would want Bush looking at me like that while I pee.

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  59. HelenaHandbasket
    February 15, 2010 at 12:14 pm

    If it’s a presidential theme, why do they feature JFK, Bush, Obama, and WC Fields?

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  60. mtopia
    February 15, 2010 at 12:18 pm

    @#42 have you seen the calendar that the conservatives put out every year. There was a picture of Harper and his family crossing Abbey Road and one of him with a puppy. Clearly he is fond enough of his own image that the toilet paper would be a natural addition to his repertoire.

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  61. mtopia
    February 15, 2010 at 12:23 pm

    This is tasteful:http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=40619263
    What kind of taste I’m not sure exactly.

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  62. blondeweezie
    February 15, 2010 at 12:24 pm

    #55 Recovering Crack Baby :
    Wouldn’t it be neat to have it say CHANGE when the Obama roll is empty.

    ~~~~
    Only if the Bush roll says “Mission Accomplished” when empty.

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  63. twatsupcock
    February 15, 2010 at 12:34 pm

    Dang. If only Spock were president then we would have toilet paper that circles Uranus and captures Klingons. . .

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  64. AreYouGoingToEatThatPickle
    February 15, 2010 at 3:06 pm

    @#60 mtopia :

    I haven’t seen the calendar; I avoid all things pertaining to the PC’s at all reasonable costs. I am however, fully aware of how narcissistic and out of touch with reality he is. I did see a photo of him with a kitten, and it appeared as though he was squirming in his tightie whities at the thought of holding something so adorable.

    …all I can say is Dude needs to seriously stay out of Michaelle Jean’s cosmetic bag! :)

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  65. mtopia
    February 15, 2010 at 3:40 pm

    @#64 He is definitely a tightie whitie kind of guy.

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  66. littykidder
    February 15, 2010 at 5:56 pm

    Doing a quick survey of history, I’d say their shit collectively stinks.

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  67. PinwheelPeeWee
    February 16, 2010 at 2:47 am

    No Thomas Jefferson? Wasn’t he the one that said, “Only aim to do your doody, mankind will give you credit where you fail.”

    Wait… maybe it was duty… aw shit…..err I mean crap! I mean darn!

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  68. HypoxicHippo
    February 20, 2010 at 7:38 pm

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  69. ratchick
    July 26, 2010 at 6:36 pm

    But why is OJ Simpson there?

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  70. jazzbrizz
    February 6, 2011 at 5:00 am

    OMFG! Pity the stitching’s not on every square

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  71. LarryE
    May 21, 2012 at 7:55 am

    Or in Obama’s case, “Wipe your taint with the saint.”

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