Judging from the pictures, I don’t think I want it after the model is done with her creepy Edward-Jacob Manllow love-in. (I also read the title as “Robert Pattinson Manilow,” which in my opinion sounds like a superior product.)
Edward Cullen/Manilow appears indignant about being a (perhaps) constipated pillow. Gotta love the face-down Jacob (I’m assuming the other Manilow is him) and chick that’s straddling her beloved team Manilow. Lonliness never looked so good. Men have blow up dolls, and we have Manilows.
It’s enterprising, I’ll give them that. But then, it’s also creepy, disturbing, and one should lavish their affections on something that could love them back. Like a dog from the shelter.
First – where is the Manilow Manllow?
Second – shouldn’t there be somekind of vowel like an “i” something between the “n” and “l” in “manllow”
Third – I’m thinking Glenn Danzig and Henry Rollins manllows.
#28 leftfoot- I think that is the big secret of these- you are suppose to add your own. If she didn’t keep it a secret nobody would buy them after witnessing all of her sex scenes in her for sale pics. I am pretty sure she had something tickling her pussy besides the half man- look closer at the photo’s and her face.
May I ask why the Edward manllow has a mole under his nose? I googled pictures of the actor (because Edward isn’t real. He’s a character in books and movies. Team REALITY, people) and he doesn’t have a mole there.
I think if one is going to create a pillow to look like a real person, then they should get the neck proportions and facial features right. And I won’t get started on the Bree Walker hands.
I’m not sure if I’m going to be able to sleep tonight now that I know that somewhere in this cruel world someone thought to create this. If it sells, I’m going to be traumatized on so many levels.
@ #58, Bree Walker had a show on KTLK and I sat in for her when she was on vacation. She was up at her ranch, and all I could think of was, “I wonder if she has ranch hands.”
#33 kittyofassisi: as a shyster, i think i could make the case that nowhere does the law require that the passenger be living, and that even if the “real” edward were riding shotgun, he’d be just as dead.
I came in late to this and was ultimately creeped out and then, all of you, in your fuckery glory, have taken the creep out and replaced it with side stitches. Side stitches of hilarity and sarcasm.
Oddly enough, my 20 year old is home after spending a week vacation with her boyfriend and she said, “I’m going to have trouble falling asleep without him in bed next to me…”
Well, I see that her problem is now solved. If this sells tonight, I’ll know it was her!
#73 IscreamUscream :
OMG, they’d might as well just go to Disney world and sign over their next six generations. Stealing from Disney is worse than stealing from the Russian mob.
I think I just read that you aren’t even allowed to post family videos taken at Disneyland without risking being sued.
As for the drama on Facebook, I wonder if it’s an age thing to an extent. When I was a kid, way back in the 70s, we called things gay and retarded. I don’t use those terms in public any more but I still tend to say them to my friends. I totally laughed when I read Helen’s description. I think someone on that thread summed up my feelings perfectly when they said it…
I can’t believe it sold. I was totally kidding about my kid buying it. She WAS complaining about having to come home and all that, but she wouldn’t (and didn’t- I asked!) buy it!
Vile & Evil Debbie Downer
February 15, 2010 at 7:27 pm
Helen Killer, you slay me.
You and headburglar are evil incarnate.
I NEVER, EVER would have imagined Stephen Hawking in my bed, and now he’s there saying ha ha ha do you like that my little cuddle kitten AND I’M LIKING IT DAMN YOU.
Actually, the idea is kind of neat, but since Twilight actually has the reverse effect on me than 99% of the adult female population-
any libido I might have had actually vanishes for at least a week when I see this edward fucking whatever guy..
BUT, if im gonna spend my precious money on somebody’s acid trip with a serger, it has GOT to be somebody hot I mean, like “heey George Clooney whatcha doin on my couch you bad boy.. ooh look at you all silent and leering.. yeah you.. baaad…
ok BOTH of the pillows sold…did any of you guys even read the “Jacob Black” one’s description?
creepy…”Don’t worry, in the Manllow world, all men are of age.” I guess she is referring to how the actor in real life is like what, 18 or younger? yuck.
Wow, oh wow! I am so sorry I missed out on these beauties! Oh, wait. No, I am not, not sorry at all! Doesn’t the phrase “full-retard” come from Tropic Thunder? Anyway, in that context, it makes perfect sense!
…WTF? Obviously I did something wrong in posting my image, since it doesn’t appear to be showing up. Here’s the link, anyway: http://imgur.com/BTjXA.jpg
While I’m one of “The Disabled”, I don’t call myself “retarded” given my conditions aren’t intellectual…
From everything I’ve heard, though, people that have IQ impairments *do* find “retard” very hurtful, as do their family members. (They overhear it all the time plus see it on TV, etc.) There’s a really good little piece on it here: http://bit.ly/cIAIwB
ISUS, well done! If being halk man, halk pillow isn’t a panhandler-worthy affliction, I don’t know what is. The tiny dog is a nice touch, though can his fluffiness compete with soft cotton jersey and polyester stuffing?
Recovering Crack Baby
February 15, 2010 at 10:46 pm
OK- The Knights of Columbus would put on red aprons and stand about at various high traffic places in town. On the back of their aprons it said in yellow letter’s “Help the Retarded”
So you gave em a buck and they gave you a tootsie roll.
Arrrgghhh, the Facebook commenters are making me crazy, too. As mentioned above, people, it’s a reference to a quote from Tropic Thunder. Do you people have NO pop-culture-reference Q-rating????????? grrrrr….
Vile & Evil Debbie Downer
February 15, 2010 at 11:33 pm
Well, #26 CactusGirlie got me thinkin’. RCB planted little mindworm, and #53 nellie29 nailed that sucker. Here before your very eyes, I have materialized a whole new Etsy item:
Thanks #123 Vile & Evil Debbie Downer. It’s not everyday that I get to nail a manllow, and now that this one sold, I guess I’ll never get my chance. sigh.
I’m not so clever with the interwebs (trying to conserve them, so I’m a little selective on those I visit, so I don’t use it up)-does “FB” mean “Full-Blown” Social Retard?
@ HHB I just read a particularly dramatic monologue on FB.
Btw, my post above was intended to mock the plight of the homeless half-pillow/half-men worldwide. Just so we’re clear on that.
#136 IScream… We’re good here. I rant against the people on the Book who don’t visit here to see we’re (for the most part) harmless and well-intentioned, yet belittle HK’s wondrous works. Ham-handed crafts and their perpetrators are fair game.
This entire thread, with all of its craftastically whimsicle Photoshops, and inspired comments, should win Thread of The Week. Seriously. I <3 you all.
Around here, “full retard” means the way some people of severely limited common sense (as apart from actual IQ) drive – one wrist at twelve o-clock, hand hanging over.
Ex.: “Jeb’s in his F-350 dually, in full retard. Oh, sh*t, he’s lost control!”
At last! I just found this post (a year too late) and I couldn’t believe that:
1. Nobody had commented on the reference, and:
2. There were actually “haters” on this website. Usually everybody gets stuff like that. Must be noobs.
Everybody knows you never ever go full “special”.
Sigh.
February 15, 2010 at 4:32 pm
That thing is just creepy.
February 15, 2010 at 4:33 pm
And where’s the sparkle?
February 15, 2010 at 4:34 pm
She shoulda used Barry Manilow, cuz see, uh…eh, never mind.
February 15, 2010 at 4:34 pm
To bad it’s not the good half.
February 15, 2010 at 4:34 pm
This is me, rolling on the floor, laughing. In public. At work no less. I want one just to terrify people with my E.T. Edward.
February 15, 2010 at 4:34 pm
“Don’t worry, in the Manllow world, all men are of age.”
Great. Barely Legal goes pillow now.
February 15, 2010 at 4:34 pm
Judging from the pictures, I don’t think I want it after the model is done with her creepy Edward-Jacob Manllow love-in. (I also read the title as “Robert Pattinson Manilow,” which in my opinion sounds like a superior product.)
February 15, 2010 at 4:35 pm
Half man, half pillow, all lobster boy.
February 15, 2010 at 4:35 pm
Welp, I think I’m about to enjoy my first Regretsy-inspired nightmare tonight!
February 15, 2010 at 4:35 pm
Looks like he has whiplash. The stuff nightmares are made of. Cree-pay.
February 15, 2010 at 4:35 pm
with that elongated neck, he looks more like E.T. than Edward!
and ew, creepy. not cute. at all.
February 15, 2010 at 4:35 pm
I’d prop him up in my window to stare menacingly out into the street and ward off burglars.
February 15, 2010 at 4:35 pm
I’m sorry, if the bottom half isn’t available, I just don’t see the point.
February 15, 2010 at 4:36 pm
Edward Cullen/Manilow appears indignant about being a (perhaps) constipated pillow. Gotta love the face-down Jacob (I’m assuming the other Manilow is him) and chick that’s straddling her beloved team Manilow. Lonliness never looked so good. Men have blow up dolls, and we have Manilows.
February 15, 2010 at 4:36 pm
To me it looks more like Gary Sinise.
February 15, 2010 at 4:37 pm
And it’s another $35 if you want the bottom half
February 15, 2010 at 4:39 pm
shop announcement says their “manllows” are 5% creepy, 105% loveable.
more like 110% creepy.
February 15, 2010 at 4:40 pm
Looks like it’d be great for target practice on my air rifle shoot.
February 15, 2010 at 4:40 pm
my issue of not being able to use the car pool lane is SOLVED!!!!
buckle up, bonehead, youre goin’ for a ride!
February 15, 2010 at 4:40 pm
creepy setting: maximum
February 15, 2010 at 4:41 pm
I don’t remember Edward wearing a whiplash collar in the Twilight movies.
And I’m digging the threesome photo, looks like pillow man #1 is exhausted, she loved him long time!
February 15, 2010 at 4:41 pm
It’s enterprising, I’ll give them that. But then, it’s also creepy, disturbing, and one should lavish their affections on something that could love them back. Like a dog from the shelter.
February 15, 2010 at 4:41 pm
I get it – it’s to hang on one of those big frames for bayonet practise – people are more likely to hit this target than an inoffensive sack of straw.
February 15, 2010 at 4:43 pm
“For all the twilight crazed lonely women in the world,”
Kinda makes you wonder if they understand WHY they are lonely.
February 15, 2010 at 4:43 pm
This seller should get together with the people who made the big dick.
February 15, 2010 at 4:46 pm
At least it’s not taxidermy.
February 15, 2010 at 4:49 pm
This actually makes me feel very, very sad for celebrities everywhere. Could you imagine coming accross a pillow of yourself being sold on-line?
February 15, 2010 at 4:50 pm
There needs to be a vibrator attachment.
February 15, 2010 at 4:51 pm
Oh, bitch up and get a real man!
February 15, 2010 at 4:52 pm
#28 leftfoot God forbid
February 15, 2010 at 4:52 pm
First – where is the Manilow Manllow?
Second – shouldn’t there be somekind of vowel like an “i” something between the “n” and “l” in “manllow”
Third – I’m thinking Glenn Danzig and Henry Rollins manllows.
February 15, 2010 at 4:54 pm
I prefer me half of a man pillow to be without a shirt- he feels better that way. I am a big fan of skin on fabric snuggling.
February 15, 2010 at 4:57 pm
#19 Thistle
I can just see the cop stopping you and you trying to explain it’s really Edward (well half of him anyway).
February 15, 2010 at 4:59 pm
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February 15, 2010 at 5:00 pm
Sure, give the narcissist another idea.
February 15, 2010 at 5:03 pm
I think I will use some clear tape over a photo of my fav star on my pillow and see what it does for me.
February 15, 2010 at 5:04 pm
That is the creepiest thing.
February 15, 2010 at 5:12 pm
Lumpy limbed & lame, and just another attempt to cash in .Do we really need more of this crud that’ll end up in landfills?
February 15, 2010 at 5:14 pm
What is this I don’t even
February 15, 2010 at 5:14 pm
Manllow a trois.
February 15, 2010 at 5:17 pm
The thing that creeps me out most is his fingerless mitten hands. *shudder*
February 15, 2010 at 5:19 pm
A waste of a perfectly good 1/2 tee shirt.
February 15, 2010 at 5:19 pm
I do have to say she should up the price… 35 dollars for all that work…even if its…weird? wow.
February 15, 2010 at 5:20 pm
34 Recovering Crack Baby: I tried not to stare at it for too long. The previews are creepy enough at a glance. lol
February 15, 2010 at 5:26 pm
the manilow manllow really exists!
http://www.flickr.com/photos/27900808@N06/4361232046/
February 15, 2010 at 5:26 pm
Does she think that Edward and Jacob are giraffes? What the hell is up with those necks??
February 15, 2010 at 5:28 pm
After laughing until hoarse…
I’m thinking “Misery” for this one…
She’s done something with his legs…so he can’t escape.
February 15, 2010 at 5:29 pm
I think that it is 1/3 Man 1/3 Pillow 1/3 Giraffe.
My thoughts naturally led me to think that there MUST be a “Manilow Mannlow.”
Do I smell a photoshop opportunity?
February 15, 2010 at 5:30 pm
Dammit! You guys are too quick for me
February 15, 2010 at 5:30 pm
bumkittens, please see above
February 15, 2010 at 5:33 pm
Ooh – its the top halk of Robert Pattison.
February 15, 2010 at 5:34 pm
ET–yeah. As in “half-pillow, full ETard”
February 15, 2010 at 5:39 pm
“NOTE THESE ARE PESTS AND NOT IN ANY WAY AN ENDANGERED SPECIES.” Besides, I only use the top halk.
February 15, 2010 at 5:41 pm
The perfect gift for someone who is incapable of showing affection to a living entity of some kind is a little trip to the head doctor to fix that.
Not the top half of a fictional vampire that sparkles. That just adds another chink to the psyche
February 15, 2010 at 5:43 pm
This is the best use of “pillow biter” evar, evar, evar.
February 15, 2010 at 5:46 pm
Cuddling is all well and good, but unless Edward Manllow can deliver my mutant, matricidal fetus with his teeth, I’m not interested.
February 15, 2010 at 5:47 pm
May I ask why the Edward manllow has a mole under his nose? I googled pictures of the actor (because Edward isn’t real. He’s a character in books and movies. Team REALITY, people) and he doesn’t have a mole there.
I think if one is going to create a pillow to look like a real person, then they should get the neck proportions and facial features right. And I won’t get started on the Bree Walker hands.
February 15, 2010 at 5:47 pm
Yeah. I just went there.
February 15, 2010 at 5:48 pm
I’m not sure if I’m going to be able to sleep tonight now that I know that somewhere in this cruel world someone thought to create this. If it sells, I’m going to be traumatized on so many levels.
February 15, 2010 at 5:53 pm
@ #58, Bree Walker had a show on KTLK and I sat in for her when she was on vacation. She was up at her ranch, and all I could think of was, “I wonder if she has ranch hands.”
February 15, 2010 at 5:58 pm
@ #57 whaapplewha:
That is not a mole, its shading where theres that dip in the skin right under the nose connecting to the lip.
February 15, 2010 at 5:59 pm
#33 kittyofassisi: as a shyster, i think i could make the case that nowhere does the law require that the passenger be living, and that even if the “real” edward were riding shotgun, he’d be just as dead.
ps….is the gay version the downlow?
February 15, 2010 at 6:01 pm
I will never, never, never, ever, not ever never look at a pillow and not see this shit. Thank you Regretsy.
February 15, 2010 at 6:02 pm
not sure who that uggoo is but i would personally like one of these.
February 15, 2010 at 6:13 pm
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February 15, 2010 at 6:13 pm
Ok, I just have to say all that “outrage” over using full-retard on FaceBook
Sorry if I cannot take their gripes seriously, really. 
February 15, 2010 at 6:19 pm
agree, iscream…sheesh, whatta bunch of fucktards
February 15, 2010 at 6:23 pm
I came in late to this and was ultimately creeped out and then, all of you, in your fuckery glory, have taken the creep out and replaced it with side stitches. Side stitches of hilarity and sarcasm.
Oddly enough, my 20 year old is home after spending a week vacation with her boyfriend and she said, “I’m going to have trouble falling asleep without him in bed next to me…”
Well, I see that her problem is now solved. If this sells tonight, I’ll know it was her!
February 15, 2010 at 6:30 pm
Has anyone actually counted how many chins that is? On first glance I come up with 4 but there may be more that that…
February 15, 2010 at 6:31 pm
Here’s something else that’s 110% creepy:
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=40061522
February 15, 2010 at 6:37 pm
February 15, 2010 at 6:40 pm
BTW, this just sold
February 15, 2010 at 6:41 pm
Capitalizing on Twilight is light-weight.
If you want to go full-retard in a legal sense, do this:
http://www.etsy.com/search_results.php?search_type=handmade&search_query=Mickey+mouse
February 15, 2010 at 6:45 pm
Half man,half pillow?? Looks like one third giraffe with that neck.
February 15, 2010 at 6:46 pm
#26 CactusGirlie: Au Contraire; too bad it’s NOT taxidermy.
February 15, 2010 at 6:50 pm
Quoted directly from the seller’s shop:
“manllow’s Shop Announcement
The greatest gift of all time. 5% creepy, 105% loveable.”
Not only does she sew up some creepy stuff…she skipped school the day they taught percentages.
February 15, 2010 at 6:54 pm
Do we get the ‘well-loved’ ones in the pic?
Or is it extra to request a ‘virgin’ Edward/Jacob?
February 15, 2010 at 7:01 pm
#73 IscreamUscream :
OMG, they’d might as well just go to Disney world and sign over their next six generations. Stealing from Disney is worse than stealing from the Russian mob.
February 15, 2010 at 7:12 pm
This totally should have been a Valentine’s Day post, because only incredibly lonely, desperate people would invent such an idea.
February 15, 2010 at 7:12 pm
I think I just read that you aren’t even allowed to post family videos taken at Disneyland without risking being sued.
As for the drama on Facebook, I wonder if it’s an age thing to an extent. When I was a kid, way back in the 70s, we called things gay and retarded. I don’t use those terms in public any more but I still tend to say them to my friends. I totally laughed when I read Helen’s description. I think someone on that thread summed up my feelings perfectly when they said it…
February 15, 2010 at 7:12 pm
I can’t believe it sold. I was totally kidding about my kid buying it. She WAS complaining about having to come home and all that, but she wouldn’t (and didn’t- I asked!) buy it!
February 15, 2010 at 7:13 pm
wasn’t offensive if it was referring to a thing and not a person.
February 15, 2010 at 7:26 pm
@Suda–I have no problem in this context, especially since the disabled don’t call themselves “retards”
So I’m starting to understand where are those red thumb prints come from
February 15, 2010 at 7:27 pm
Helen Killer, you slay me.
You and headburglar are evil incarnate.
I NEVER, EVER would have imagined Stephen Hawking in my bed, and now he’s there saying ha ha ha do you like that my little cuddle kitten AND I’M LIKING IT DAMN YOU.
February 15, 2010 at 7:30 pm
This is defective! It’s missing the part that you hump.
(“You”= probably not you, and sure as hell not ME, but, you know, the target market.)
February 15, 2010 at 7:32 pm
@Dynomoose–agreed, you don’t mess with Disney, particularly when they’ll go after anybody.
February 15, 2010 at 7:40 pm
#68 Patty has been abuducted by an alien – these originally started out as “boyfriend pillows.” Very popular in Asia.
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_jm6-5TTfYyE/SshV4eKxIHI/AAAAAAAADS0/JOCB8Nm7tYw/s400/arm-pillow.jpg
I’m honestly not sure if they’re better with or without a head, full torso, or half torso.
February 15, 2010 at 7:41 pm
I wasn’t sure if that was Stephen Hawking or Bill Gates.
February 15, 2010 at 7:44 pm
Does the fact that this post is titled Pillow Biter mean that you’ve read the Twilight sage Helen?
February 15, 2010 at 7:45 pm
Damn, saga. Not sage. Nothing sage about those books.
February 15, 2010 at 7:56 pm
Actually, the idea is kind of neat, but since Twilight actually has the reverse effect on me than 99% of the adult female population-
any libido I might have had actually vanishes for at least a week when I see this edward fucking whatever guy..
BUT, if im gonna spend my precious money on somebody’s acid trip with a serger, it has GOT to be somebody hot I mean, like “heey George Clooney whatcha doin on my couch you bad boy.. ooh look at you all silent and leering.. yeah you.. baaad…
February 15, 2010 at 7:59 pm
ok BOTH of the pillows sold…did any of you guys even read the “Jacob Black” one’s description?
creepy…”Don’t worry, in the Manllow world, all men are of age.” I guess she is referring to how the actor in real life is like what, 18 or younger? yuck.
February 15, 2010 at 8:13 pm
#93- My Dad is into his sixties and has smoked since i can remember. If he is downstairs he will tell up for someone to throw down a pack of fags.
February 15, 2010 at 8:13 pm
yell up
February 15, 2010 at 8:25 pm
Wow, oh wow! I am so sorry I missed out on these beauties! Oh, wait. No, I am not, not sorry at all! Doesn’t the phrase “full-retard” come from Tropic Thunder? Anyway, in that context, it makes perfect sense!
February 15, 2010 at 8:55 pm
I leave Etsy unattended for a few hours and this is what happens…just sad.
February 15, 2010 at 9:05 pm
I can’t believe that no one has commented on the knocked up model – will she be delivering a baby manillow?!?
February 15, 2010 at 9:07 pm
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February 15, 2010 at 9:09 pm
…WTF? Obviously I did something wrong in posting my image, since it doesn’t appear to be showing up. Here’s the link, anyway:
http://imgur.com/BTjXA.jpg
February 15, 2010 at 9:16 pm
While I’m one of “The Disabled”, I don’t call myself “retarded” given my conditions aren’t intellectual…
From everything I’ve heard, though, people that have IQ impairments *do* find “retard” very hurtful, as do their family members. (They overhear it all the time plus see it on TV, etc.) There’s a really good little piece on it here: http://bit.ly/cIAIwB
February 15, 2010 at 9:17 pm
Mmmm – I want a SayWhat Guy Manllow!
February 15, 2010 at 9:28 pm
#58 Wha and #60 HK: I often wondered if Jim Lampley enjoyed licking butter off of Bree’s hands while wearing a lobster bib. Is that weird?
February 15, 2010 at 9:36 pm
VAMPIRES ARE NOT AN ENDANGERIOUS SPECIES AND BESIDES WE ONLY USED THE TOP HALK.
February 15, 2010 at 10:12 pm
http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4030/4361150685_3702f196d5_o.jpg
February 15, 2010 at 10:12 pm
Skully what on earth is going on with your usernames?
I’m too drunk and I CANT SPELL YOU!
February 15, 2010 at 10:17 pm
ISUS, well done! If being halk man, halk pillow isn’t a panhandler-worthy affliction, I don’t know what is. The tiny dog is a nice touch, though can his fluffiness compete with soft cotton jersey and polyester stuffing?
I about spewed Gentleman Jack across the room.
February 15, 2010 at 10:19 pm
This is the best Regretsy find in a long time!!
I really hope a grown woman did not buy it
February 15, 2010 at 10:21 pm
@#104 ISUS: MFing hilarious! (What font is that, Comic Sans Legs?)
February 15, 2010 at 10:24 pm
Skully, yeah…comic sans (legs) LOL.
I really need more crappy fonts.
February 15, 2010 at 10:28 pm
@#109 ISUS: Congrats on winning COTD, that PS was awesome sauce.
February 15, 2010 at 10:31 pm
#61 Eru… thanks Captain Obvious
A follow up question: why doesn’t the Jacob manllow have one? Where’s the pride in craftmanship, eh?
February 15, 2010 at 10:39 pm
Skully (buy this avatar for only $5.00 + shipping) :
#102 Skullius :
PLEASE tell your wife she is doing a fine job of raising you.
February 15, 2010 at 10:46 pm
OK- The Knights of Columbus would put on red aprons and stand about at various high traffic places in town. On the back of their aprons it said in yellow letter’s “Help the Retarded”
So you gave em a buck and they gave you a tootsie roll.
February 15, 2010 at 10:57 pm
Arrrgghhh, the Facebook commenters are making me crazy, too. As mentioned above, people, it’s a reference to a quote from Tropic Thunder. Do you people have NO pop-culture-reference Q-rating????????? grrrrr….
February 15, 2010 at 11:03 pm
Thank you Helen for helping me expand my photoshop skills.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/36532708@N00/4361973856/
February 15, 2010 at 11:06 pm
#114 WhimsyMistress
We are not pop-culture reference Q raters (I mean curators)
February 15, 2010 at 11:09 pm
hee hee! that photoshop was funny, suda!
and iscream, congrats on COOD!
okay, g’nite all
February 15, 2010 at 11:15 pm
#115 Suda
Is that a UFO in the clouds behind the trees?
February 15, 2010 at 11:15 pm
Does this mean that I’m Satan or that I’m going to hell?
http://www.flickr.com/photos/36532708@N00/4362003978/
February 15, 2010 at 11:17 pm
#119 Sudabaki
It means you are sick, sick, sick.
February 15, 2010 at 11:29 pm
Two people flounced from Facebook tonight because I used the “retard” quote from Tropic Thunder in this post.
I’m changing the name of the site to “Retardsy”.
February 15, 2010 at 11:32 pm
#121 Helen Killer
What do you expect from “Facebook flouncers” They are……..what is the word?
February 15, 2010 at 11:33 pm
Well, #26 CactusGirlie got me thinkin’. RCB planted little mindworm, and #53 nellie29 nailed that sucker. Here before your very eyes, I have materialized a whole new Etsy item:
http://twitpic.com/13jny2
IscreamUscream & sudabaki, will you be on my manllow team?
February 15, 2010 at 11:41 pm
#123 V&EDD
Count me in!! Team Manllow!
February 15, 2010 at 11:43 pm
VEDD
yes!
February 16, 2010 at 12:05 am
Skully, Abby Somebody minds think alike, huh?
February 16, 2010 at 12:24 am
Thanks #123 Vile & Evil Debbie Downer. It’s not everyday that I get to nail a manllow, and now that this one sold, I guess I’ll never get my chance. sigh.
February 16, 2010 at 2:50 am
For all you parents of the age group “Twilight” is aimed at- the kid who plays Jacob is the same kid who played Sharkboy in “Sharkboy and Lavagirl”.
When I found that out, all those “Twi-moms” took on a whole new light of hilarity for me.
February 16, 2010 at 3:18 am
And as we all know- you never go full retard. :/
February 16, 2010 at 4:56 am
My very first thought was the exact same thing as the first person who commented on this piece way back there at post #1:
this is creepy.
February 16, 2010 at 7:08 am
Looks like the model isn’t too lonely………I wonder if she got knocked up by her manllow?
February 16, 2010 at 8:19 am
my, what long arms you have
February 16, 2010 at 8:27 am
@#53 Nellie: Sorry, I didn’t see your earlier comment.
@#126 VEDD: Abby…Normal?
February 16, 2010 at 8:38 am
I’m not so clever with the interwebs (trying to conserve them, so I’m a little selective on those I visit, so I don’t use it up)-does “FB” mean “Full-Blown” Social Retard?
February 16, 2010 at 9:04 am
So hungry, mote it be, mote it be…
http://twitpic.com/13lsjk
February 16, 2010 at 9:53 am
@ HHB I just read a particularly dramatic monologue on FB.
Btw, my post above was intended to mock the plight of the homeless half-pillow/half-men worldwide. Just so we’re clear on that.
@Skully…perfect!
February 16, 2010 at 9:56 am
@ #31 herzeleid: “I’m thinking Glenn Danzig and Henry Rollins manllows”
I SO want a Henry Rollins manllow!!!
February 16, 2010 at 10:05 am
#136 IScream… We’re good here. I rant against the people on the Book who don’t visit here to see we’re (for the most part) harmless and well-intentioned, yet belittle HK’s wondrous works. Ham-handed crafts and their perpetrators are fair game.
February 16, 2010 at 11:04 am
Dude, Regretsy is so funny, but “retard” is such an ugly word.
February 16, 2010 at 11:10 am
@ #139. We use a lot of ugly words here.
February 16, 2010 at 11:39 am
#104 IscreamUscream ~
I have no legs, I have no legs. No legs.
haha, that was awesome!
February 16, 2010 at 11:58 am
If I bought it, it’d be hanging out the backside of my car trunk driving down the highway!
Tongue twister time!
Say Manilow Manllow, 3 times real fast!
February 16, 2010 at 3:03 pm
This entire thread, with all of its craftastically whimsicle Photoshops, and inspired comments, should win Thread of The Week. Seriously. I <3 you all.
February 16, 2010 at 4:01 pm
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February 16, 2010 at 4:43 pm
GAH! OMGsocreepy! I didn’t even like my Raggedy Ann doll when I was little. This just made the hair on the back of my neck stand on end. *shudders*
February 16, 2010 at 5:56 pm
Around here, “full retard” means the way some people of severely limited common sense (as apart from actual IQ) drive – one wrist at twelve o-clock, hand hanging over.
Ex.: “Jeb’s in his F-350 dually, in full retard. Oh, sh*t, he’s lost control!”
Just lighten up, folks. And never go full P.C.
February 16, 2010 at 7:03 pm
This is great if you’d like to add a “Lars and the Real Girl” theme to your home movies.
February 16, 2010 at 7:40 pm
The Manllow just made an appearance on iGoogle Huff Post feed via The Daily What who got it from …anyone…anyone…Regretsy!
February 17, 2010 at 5:21 am
Good Lord that thing is fugly.
February 17, 2010 at 6:11 am
Okay, that’s reeeeeeally close to being over the line from “fan” to “certifiable.”
Am I the only one who thinks it’s a very short step from man-pillow to lovingly-preserved corpse?
February 19, 2010 at 10:16 am
how did it end up here??? http://people.premiere.fr/News-People/Robert-Pattinson-dans-votre-lit-C-est-possible–Et-pour-pas-cher/%28gid%29/2218596
May 22, 2010 at 7:14 pm
Oh noes! Everyone knows you NEVER EVER go full retard! D:<
March 22, 2011 at 11:19 pm
At last! I just found this post (a year too late) and I couldn’t believe that:
1. Nobody had commented on the reference, and:
2. There were actually “haters” on this website. Usually everybody gets stuff like that. Must be noobs.
Everybody knows you never ever go full “special”.
Sigh.