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Pillow Biter

Posted by Helen Killer

152 comments

Half man, half pillow, full retard.

Filed in Twilight 152 comments

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Feb 15, 2010
4:32 pm

#1 Dynomoose :

That thing is just creepy.

Rate this comment: +38

Feb 15, 2010
4:33 pm

#2 Dynomoose :

And where’s the sparkle?

Rate this comment: +57

Feb 15, 2010
4:34 pm

#3 methuselah :

She shoulda used Barry Manilow, cuz see, uh…eh, never mind.

Rate this comment: +94

Feb 15, 2010
4:34 pm

#4 DeeBauchery :

To bad it’s not the good half.

Rate this comment: +141

Feb 15, 2010
4:34 pm

#5 meewunk :

This is me, rolling on the floor, laughing. In public. At work no less. I want one just to terrify people with my E.T. Edward.

Rate this comment: +63

Feb 15, 2010
4:34 pm

#6 Dynomoose :

“Don’t worry, in the Manllow world, all men are of age.”
Great. Barely Legal goes pillow now.

Rate this comment: +36

Feb 15, 2010
4:34 pm

#7 verysage :

Judging from the pictures, I don’t think I want it after the model is done with her creepy Edward-Jacob Manllow love-in. (I also read the title as “Robert Pattinson Manilow,” which in my opinion sounds like a superior product.)

Rate this comment: +35

Feb 15, 2010
4:35 pm

#8 MarleeMcCool :

Half man, half pillow, all lobster boy.

Rate this comment: +86

Feb 15, 2010
4:35 pm

#9 quizzicalpussy :

Welp, I think I’m about to enjoy my first Regretsy-inspired nightmare tonight!

Rate this comment: +36

Feb 15, 2010
4:35 pm

#10 littykidder :

Looks like he has whiplash. The stuff nightmares are made of. Cree-pay.

Rate this comment: +18

Feb 15, 2010
4:35 pm

#11 razberries :

with that elongated neck, he looks more like E.T. than Edward!
and ew, creepy. not cute. at all.

Rate this comment: +39

Feb 15, 2010
4:35 pm

#12 Whisperia :

I’d prop him up in my window to stare menacingly out into the street and ward off burglars.

Rate this comment: +149

Feb 15, 2010
4:35 pm

#13 emlemony :

I’m sorry, if the bottom half isn’t available, I just don’t see the point.

Rate this comment: +133

Feb 15, 2010
4:36 pm

#14 mergatroid :

Edward Cullen/Manilow appears indignant about being a (perhaps) constipated pillow. Gotta love the face-down Jacob (I’m assuming the other Manilow is him) and chick that’s straddling her beloved team Manilow. Lonliness never looked so good. Men have blow up dolls, and we have Manilows.

Rate this comment: +23

Feb 15, 2010
4:36 pm

#15 DucksNew :

To me it looks more like Gary Sinise.

Rate this comment: +98

Feb 15, 2010
4:37 pm

#16 TheOwlAndTheBunny :

And it’s another $35 if you want the bottom half

Rate this comment: +32

Feb 15, 2010
4:39 pm

#17 whyohwhy :

shop announcement says their “manllows” are 5% creepy, 105% loveable.

more like 110% creepy.

Rate this comment: +51

Feb 15, 2010
4:40 pm

#18 Orlana :

Looks like it’d be great for target practice on my air rifle shoot.

Rate this comment: +29

Feb 15, 2010
4:40 pm

#19 Thistle :

my issue of not being able to use the car pool lane is SOLVED!!!!

buckle up, bonehead, youre goin’ for a ride!

Rate this comment: +101

Feb 15, 2010
4:40 pm

#20 steviesegel :

creepy setting: maximum

Rate this comment: +38

Feb 15, 2010
4:41 pm

#21 Skully :

I don’t remember Edward wearing a whiplash collar in the Twilight movies.

And I’m digging the threesome photo, looks like pillow man #1 is exhausted, she loved him long time!

Rate this comment: +59

Feb 15, 2010
4:41 pm

#22 Sculptor69 :

It’s enterprising, I’ll give them that. But then, it’s also creepy, disturbing, and one should lavish their affections on something that could love them back. Like a dog from the shelter.

Rate this comment: +24

Feb 15, 2010
4:41 pm

#23 pentoon :

I get it – it’s to hang on one of those big frames for bayonet practise – people are more likely to hit this target than an inoffensive sack of straw.

Rate this comment: +14

Feb 15, 2010
4:43 pm

#24 Orlana :

“For all the twilight crazed lonely women in the world,”

Kinda makes you wonder if they understand WHY they are lonely.

Rate this comment: +52

Feb 15, 2010
4:43 pm

#25 kittyofassisi :

This seller should get together with the people who made the big dick.

Rate this comment: +86

Feb 15, 2010
4:46 pm

#26 CactusGirlie :

At least it’s not taxidermy.

Rate this comment: +46

Feb 15, 2010
4:49 pm

#27 krystyna81 :

This actually makes me feel very, very sad for celebrities everywhere. Could you imagine coming accross a pillow of yourself being sold on-line?

Rate this comment: +54

Feb 15, 2010
4:50 pm

#28 leftfoot :

There needs to be a vibrator attachment.

Rate this comment: +51

Feb 15, 2010
4:51 pm

#29 IndyJules :

Oh, bitch up and get a real man!

Rate this comment: +21

Feb 15, 2010
4:52 pm

#30 littykidder :

#28 leftfoot God forbid

Rate this comment: +10

Feb 15, 2010
4:52 pm

#31 herzeleid :

First – where is the Manilow Manllow?
Second – shouldn’t there be somekind of vowel like an “i” something between the “n” and “l” in “manllow”
Third – I’m thinking Glenn Danzig and Henry Rollins manllows.

Rate this comment: +24

Feb 15, 2010
4:54 pm

#32 Recovering Crack Baby :

I prefer me half of a man pillow to be without a shirt- he feels better that way. I am a big fan of skin on fabric snuggling.

Rate this comment: +11

Feb 15, 2010
4:57 pm

#33 kittyofassisi :

#19 Thistle
I can just see the cop stopping you and you trying to explain it’s really Edward (well half of him anyway).

Rate this comment: +19

Feb 15, 2010
4:59 pm

#34 Recovering Crack Baby :

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Rate this comment: -28

Feb 15, 2010
5:00 pm

#35 madamedefarge :

Sure, give the narcissist another idea.

Rate this comment: +12

Feb 15, 2010
5:03 pm

#36 Recovering Crack Baby :

I think I will use some clear tape over a photo of my fav star on my pillow and see what it does for me.

Rate this comment: +15

Feb 15, 2010
5:04 pm

#37 Eruanna :

That is the creepiest thing.

Rate this comment: +9

Feb 15, 2010
5:12 pm

#38 littykidder :

Lumpy limbed & lame, and just another attempt to cash in .Do we really need more of this crud that’ll end up in landfills?

Rate this comment: +16

Feb 15, 2010
5:14 pm

#39 the_precipitate :

What is this I don’t even

Rate this comment: +10

Feb 15, 2010
5:14 pm

#40 batontwirler1 :

Manllow a trois.

Rate this comment: +38

Feb 15, 2010
5:17 pm

#41 captaincavegirl :

The thing that creeps me out most is his fingerless mitten hands. *shudder*

Rate this comment: +22

Feb 15, 2010
5:19 pm

#42 littykidder :

A waste of a perfectly good 1/2 tee shirt.

Rate this comment: +13

Feb 15, 2010
5:19 pm

#43 froufroubijou :

I do have to say she should up the price… 35 dollars for all that work…even if its…weird? wow.

Rate this comment: +19

Feb 15, 2010
5:20 pm

#44 leftfoot :

34 Recovering Crack Baby: I tried not to stare at it for too long. The previews are creepy enough at a glance. lol

Rate this comment: +6

Feb 15, 2010
5:26 pm

#45 razberries :

the manilow manllow really exists!
http://www.flickr.com/photos/27900808@N06/4361232046/

Rate this comment: +35

Feb 15, 2010
5:26 pm

#46 sudabaki© :

Does she think that Edward and Jacob are giraffes? What the hell is up with those necks??

Rate this comment: +32

Feb 15, 2010
5:28 pm

#47 IscreamUscream :

After laughing until hoarse…
I’m thinking “Misery” for this one…
She’s done something with his legs…so he can’t escape.

Rate this comment: +43

Feb 15, 2010
5:29 pm

#48 bumKittens :

I think that it is 1/3 Man 1/3 Pillow 1/3 Giraffe.

My thoughts naturally led me to think that there MUST be a “Manilow Mannlow.”

Do I smell a photoshop opportunity?

Rate this comment: +9

Feb 15, 2010
5:30 pm

#49 bumKittens :

Dammit! You guys are too quick for me

Rate this comment: +4

Feb 15, 2010
5:30 pm

#50 razberries :

bumkittens, please see above

Rate this comment: +3

Feb 15, 2010
5:33 pm

#51 batontwirler1 :

Ooh – its the top halk of Robert Pattison.

Rate this comment: +36

Feb 15, 2010
5:34 pm

#52 IscreamUscream :

ET–yeah. As in “half-pillow, full ETard”

Rate this comment: +8

Feb 15, 2010
5:39 pm

#53 nellie29 :

“NOTE THESE ARE PESTS AND NOT IN ANY WAY AN ENDANGERED SPECIES.” Besides, I only use the top halk.

Rate this comment: +54

Feb 15, 2010
5:41 pm

#54 redredred :

The perfect gift for someone who is incapable of showing affection to a living entity of some kind is a little trip to the head doctor to fix that.

Not the top half of a fictional vampire that sparkles. That just adds another chink to the psyche

Rate this comment: +10

Feb 15, 2010
5:43 pm

#55 vergeofsomething :

This is the best use of “pillow biter” evar, evar, evar.

Rate this comment: +16

Feb 15, 2010
5:46 pm

#56 joan of snark :

Cuddling is all well and good, but unless Edward Manllow can deliver my mutant, matricidal fetus with his teeth, I’m not interested.

Rate this comment: +34

Feb 15, 2010
5:47 pm

#57 whaapplewha :

May I ask why the Edward manllow has a mole under his nose? I googled pictures of the actor (because Edward isn’t real. He’s a character in books and movies. Team REALITY, people) and he doesn’t have a mole there.

I think if one is going to create a pillow to look like a real person, then they should get the neck proportions and facial features right. And I won’t get started on the Bree Walker hands.

Rate this comment: +15

Feb 15, 2010
5:47 pm

#58 whaapplewha :

Yeah. I just went there.

Rate this comment: +3

Feb 15, 2010
5:48 pm

#59 redredred :

I’m not sure if I’m going to be able to sleep tonight now that I know that somewhere in this cruel world someone thought to create this. If it sells, I’m going to be traumatized on so many levels.

Rate this comment: +6

Feb 15, 2010
5:53 pm

#60 Helen Killer :

@ #58, Bree Walker had a show on KTLK and I sat in for her when she was on vacation. She was up at her ranch, and all I could think of was, “I wonder if she has ranch hands.”

Rate this comment: +35

Feb 15, 2010
5:58 pm

#61 Eruanna :

@ #57 whaapplewha:
That is not a mole, its shading where theres that dip in the skin right under the nose connecting to the lip.

Rate this comment: +9

Feb 15, 2010
5:59 pm

#62 Thistle :

#33 kittyofassisi: as a shyster, i think i could make the case that nowhere does the law require that the passenger be living, and that even if the “real” edward were riding shotgun, he’d be just as dead.

ps….is the gay version the downlow?

Rate this comment: +12

Feb 15, 2010
6:01 pm

#63 Recovering Crack Baby :

I will never, never, never, ever, not ever never look at a pillow and not see this shit. Thank you Regretsy.

Rate this comment: +14

Feb 15, 2010
6:02 pm

#64 headburglar :

not sure who that uggoo is but i would personally like one of these.

Rate this comment: +52

Feb 15, 2010
6:13 pm

#65 FootofCanal :

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Rate this comment: -23

Feb 15, 2010
6:13 pm

#66 IscreamUscream :

Ok, I just have to say all that “outrage” over using full-retard on FaceBook

Sorry if I cannot take their gripes seriously, really.

Rate this comment: +3

Feb 15, 2010
6:19 pm

#67 razberries :

agree, iscream…sheesh, whatta bunch of fucktards

Rate this comment: +5

Feb 15, 2010
6:23 pm

#68 Patty has been abuducted by an alien :

I came in late to this and was ultimately creeped out and then, all of you, in your fuckery glory, have taken the creep out and replaced it with side stitches. Side stitches of hilarity and sarcasm.

Oddly enough, my 20 year old is home after spending a week vacation with her boyfriend and she said, “I’m going to have trouble falling asleep without him in bed next to me…”

Well, I see that her problem is now solved. If this sells tonight, I’ll know it was her!

Rate this comment: +25

Feb 15, 2010
6:30 pm

#69 greyhoundgrrrl :

Has anyone actually counted how many chins that is? On first glance I come up with 4 but there may be more that that…

Rate this comment: +9

Feb 15, 2010
6:31 pm

#70 kirstenrana :

Here’s something else that’s 110% creepy:
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=40061522

Rate this comment: +2

Feb 15, 2010
6:37 pm

#71 Helen Killer :

Rate this comment: +72

Feb 15, 2010
6:40 pm

#72 Helen Killer :

BTW, this just sold

Rate this comment: +19

Feb 15, 2010
6:41 pm

#73 IscreamUscream :

Capitalizing on Twilight is light-weight.
If you want to go full-retard in a legal sense, do this:
http://www.etsy.com/search_results.php?search_type=handmade&search_query=Mickey+mouse

Rate this comment: 0

Feb 15, 2010
6:45 pm

#74 ThisJustMakesMeSad :

Half man,half pillow?? Looks like one third giraffe with that neck.

Rate this comment: +6

Feb 15, 2010
6:46 pm

#75 HelenaHandbasket :

#26 CactusGirlie: Au Contraire; too bad it’s NOT taxidermy.

Rate this comment: +11

Feb 15, 2010
6:50 pm

#76 steviesegel :

Quoted directly from the seller’s shop:

“manllow’s Shop Announcement

The greatest gift of all time. 5% creepy, 105% loveable.”

Not only does she sew up some creepy stuff…she skipped school the day they taught percentages.

Rate this comment: +13

Feb 15, 2010
6:54 pm

#77 iunifera :

Do we get the ‘well-loved’ ones in the pic?

Or is it extra to request a ‘virgin’ Edward/Jacob?

Rate this comment: +36

Feb 15, 2010
7:01 pm

#78 Dynomoose :

#73 IscreamUscream :
OMG, they’d might as well just go to Disney world and sign over their next six generations. Stealing from Disney is worse than stealing from the Russian mob.

Rate this comment: +11

Feb 15, 2010
7:12 pm

#79 Nicol :

This totally should have been a Valentine’s Day post, because only incredibly lonely, desperate people would invent such an idea.

Rate this comment: +11

Feb 15, 2010
7:12 pm

#80 sudabaki© :

I think I just read that you aren’t even allowed to post family videos taken at Disneyland without risking being sued.

As for the drama on Facebook, I wonder if it’s an age thing to an extent. When I was a kid, way back in the 70s, we called things gay and retarded. I don’t use those terms in public any more but I still tend to say them to my friends. I totally laughed when I read Helen’s description. I think someone on that thread summed up my feelings perfectly when they said it…

Rate this comment: +3

Feb 15, 2010
7:12 pm

#81 Patty has been abuducted by an alien :

I can’t believe it sold. I was totally kidding about my kid buying it. She WAS complaining about having to come home and all that, but she wouldn’t (and didn’t- I asked!) buy it!

Rate this comment: +4

Feb 15, 2010
7:13 pm

#82 sudabaki© :

wasn’t offensive if it was referring to a thing and not a person.

Rate this comment: 0

Feb 15, 2010
7:26 pm

#83 IscreamUscream :

@Suda–I have no problem in this context, especially since the disabled don’t call themselves “retards”

So I’m starting to understand where are those red thumb prints come from

Rate this comment: +2

Feb 15, 2010
7:27 pm

#84 Vile & Evil Debbie Downer :

Helen Killer, you slay me.

You and headburglar are evil incarnate.

I NEVER, EVER would have imagined Stephen Hawking in my bed, and now he’s there saying ha ha ha do you like that my little cuddle kitten AND I’M LIKING IT DAMN YOU.

Rate this comment: +19

Feb 15, 2010
7:30 pm

#85 pervocracy :

This is defective! It’s missing the part that you hump.

(“You”= probably not you, and sure as hell not ME, but, you know, the target market.)

Rate this comment: +19

Feb 15, 2010
7:32 pm

#86 IscreamUscream :

@Dynomoose–agreed, you don’t mess with Disney, particularly when they’ll go after anybody.

Rate this comment: +6

Feb 15, 2010
7:40 pm

#87 rocza :

#68 Patty has been abuducted by an alien – these originally started out as “boyfriend pillows.” Very popular in Asia.
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_jm6-5TTfYyE/SshV4eKxIHI/AAAAAAAADS0/JOCB8Nm7tYw/s400/arm-pillow.jpg

I’m honestly not sure if they’re better with or without a head, full torso, or half torso.

Rate this comment: +4

Feb 15, 2010
7:41 pm

#88 sudabaki© :

I wasn’t sure if that was Stephen Hawking or Bill Gates.

Rate this comment: +18

Feb 15, 2010
7:44 pm

#89 sudabaki© :

Does the fact that this post is titled Pillow Biter mean that you’ve read the Twilight sage Helen?

Rate this comment: +9

Feb 15, 2010
7:45 pm

#90 sudabaki© :

Damn, saga. Not sage. Nothing sage about those books.

Rate this comment: +8

Feb 15, 2010
7:56 pm

#91 karinaautumn :

Actually, the idea is kind of neat, but since Twilight actually has the reverse effect on me than 99% of the adult female population-
any libido I might have had actually vanishes for at least a week when I see this edward fucking whatever guy..
BUT, if im gonna spend my precious money on somebody’s acid trip with a serger, it has GOT to be somebody hot I mean, like “heey George Clooney whatcha doin on my couch you bad boy.. ooh look at you all silent and leering.. yeah you.. baaad…

Rate this comment: +26

Feb 15, 2010
7:59 pm

#92 razberries :

ok BOTH of the pillows sold…did any of you guys even read the “Jacob Black” one’s description?
creepy…”Don’t worry, in the Manllow world, all men are of age.” I guess she is referring to how the actor in real life is like what, 18 or younger? yuck.

Rate this comment: +13

Feb 15, 2010
8:13 pm

#93 Recovering Crack Baby :

#93- My Dad is into his sixties and has smoked since i can remember. If he is downstairs he will tell up for someone to throw down a pack of fags.

Rate this comment: +5

Feb 15, 2010
8:13 pm

#94 Recovering Crack Baby :

yell up

Rate this comment: -1

Feb 15, 2010
8:25 pm

#95 snarkeygirl :

Wow, oh wow! I am so sorry I missed out on these beauties! Oh, wait. No, I am not, not sorry at all! Doesn’t the phrase “full-retard” come from Tropic Thunder? Anyway, in that context, it makes perfect sense!

Rate this comment: +10

Feb 15, 2010
8:55 pm

#96 mtopia :

I leave Etsy unattended for a few hours and this is what happens…just sad.

Rate this comment: +7

Feb 15, 2010
9:05 pm

#97 killerpoodle :

I can’t believe that no one has commented on the knocked up model – will she be delivering a baby manillow?!?

Rate this comment: +11

Feb 15, 2010
9:07 pm

#98 xyzzy :

Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.

Rate this comment: -4

Feb 15, 2010
9:09 pm

#99 xyzzy :

…WTF? Obviously I did something wrong in posting my image, since it doesn’t appear to be showing up. Here’s the link, anyway:
http://imgur.com/BTjXA.jpg

Rate this comment: +33

Feb 15, 2010
9:16 pm

#100 xyzzy :

While I’m one of “The Disabled”, I don’t call myself “retarded” given my conditions aren’t intellectual…

From everything I’ve heard, though, people that have IQ impairments *do* find “retard” very hurtful, as do their family members. (They overhear it all the time plus see it on TV, etc.) There’s a really good little piece on it here: http://bit.ly/cIAIwB

Rate this comment: +14

Feb 15, 2010
9:17 pm

#101 crapgawker :

Mmmm – I want a SayWhat Guy Manllow!

Rate this comment: +19

Feb 15, 2010
9:28 pm

#102 Skullius :

#58 Wha and #60 HK: I often wondered if Jim Lampley enjoyed licking butter off of Bree’s hands while wearing a lobster bib. Is that weird?

Rate this comment: +4

Feb 15, 2010
9:36 pm

#103 Skully (buy this avatar for only $5.00 + shipping) :

VAMPIRES ARE NOT AN ENDANGERIOUS SPECIES AND BESIDES WE ONLY USED THE TOP HALK.

Rate this comment: +29

Feb 15, 2010
10:12 pm

#104 IscreamUscream :

http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4030/4361150685_3702f196d5_o.jpg

Rate this comment: +84

Feb 15, 2010
10:12 pm

#105 SunshineSanctuary :

Skully what on earth is going on with your usernames?
I’m too drunk and I CANT SPELL YOU!

Rate this comment: +5

Feb 15, 2010
10:17 pm

#106 SunshineSanctuary :

ISUS, well done! If being halk man, halk pillow isn’t a panhandler-worthy affliction, I don’t know what is. The tiny dog is a nice touch, though can his fluffiness compete with soft cotton jersey and polyester stuffing?

I about spewed Gentleman Jack across the room.

Rate this comment: +10

Feb 15, 2010
10:19 pm

#107 raven :

This is the best Regretsy find in a long time!!

I really hope a grown woman did not buy it

Rate this comment: +8

Feb 15, 2010
10:21 pm

#108 Skully (buy this avatar for only $5.00 + shipping) :

@#104 ISUS: MFing hilarious! (What font is that, Comic Sans Legs?)

Rate this comment: +20

Feb 15, 2010
10:24 pm

#109 IscreamUscream :

Skully, yeah…comic sans (legs) LOL.
I really need more crappy fonts.

Rate this comment: +8

Feb 15, 2010
10:28 pm

#110 Skully (buy this avatar for only $5.00 + shipping) :

@#109 ISUS: Congrats on winning COTD, that PS was awesome sauce.

Rate this comment: +12

Feb 15, 2010
10:31 pm

#111 whaapplewha :

#61 Eru… thanks Captain Obvious
A follow up question: why doesn’t the Jacob manllow have one? Where’s the pride in craftmanship, eh?

Rate this comment: 0

Feb 15, 2010
10:39 pm

#112 Recovering Crack Baby :

Skully (buy this avatar for only $5.00 + shipping) :

#102 Skullius :

PLEASE tell your wife she is doing a fine job of raising you.

Rate this comment: +12

Feb 15, 2010
10:46 pm

#113 Recovering Crack Baby :

OK- The Knights of Columbus would put on red aprons and stand about at various high traffic places in town. On the back of their aprons it said in yellow letter’s “Help the Retarded”
So you gave em a buck and they gave you a tootsie roll.

Rate this comment: +9

Feb 15, 2010
10:57 pm

#114 WhimsyMistress :

Arrrgghhh, the Facebook commenters are making me crazy, too. As mentioned above, people, it’s a reference to a quote from Tropic Thunder. Do you people have NO pop-culture-reference Q-rating????????? grrrrr….

Rate this comment: +7

Feb 15, 2010
11:03 pm

Thank you Helen for helping me expand my photoshop skills.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/36532708@N00/4361973856/

Rate this comment: +12

Feb 15, 2010
11:06 pm

#116 Snark-o-leptic Cesar :

#114 WhimsyMistress

We are not pop-culture reference Q raters (I mean curators)

Rate this comment: +3

Feb 15, 2010
11:09 pm

#117 razberries :

hee hee! that photoshop was funny, suda!
and iscream, congrats on COOD!
okay, g’nite all

Rate this comment: +4

Feb 15, 2010
11:15 pm

#118 Snark-o-leptic Cesar :

#115 Suda

Is that a UFO in the clouds behind the trees?

Rate this comment: +1

Feb 15, 2010
11:15 pm

Does this mean that I’m Satan or that I’m going to hell?

http://www.flickr.com/photos/36532708@N00/4362003978/

Rate this comment: +12

Feb 15, 2010
11:17 pm

#120 Snark-o-leptic Cesar :

#119 Sudabaki

It means you are sick, sick, sick.

Rate this comment: +5

Feb 15, 2010
11:29 pm

#121 Helen Killer :

Two people flounced from Facebook tonight because I used the “retard” quote from Tropic Thunder in this post.

I’m changing the name of the site to “Retardsy”.

Rate this comment: +36

Feb 15, 2010
11:32 pm

#122 Snark-o-leptic Cesar :

#121 Helen Killer

What do you expect from “Facebook flouncers” They are……..what is the word?

Rate this comment: +3

Feb 15, 2010
11:33 pm

#123 Vile & Evil Debbie Downer :

Well, #26 CactusGirlie got me thinkin’. RCB planted little mindworm, and #53 nellie29 nailed that sucker. Here before your very eyes, I have materialized a whole new Etsy item:

http://twitpic.com/13jny2

IscreamUscream & sudabaki, will you be on my manllow team?

Rate this comment: +15

Feb 15, 2010
11:41 pm

#123 V&EDD

Count me in!! Team Manllow!

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Feb 15, 2010
11:43 pm

#125 IscreamUscream :

VEDD yes!

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Feb 16, 2010
12:05 am

#126 Vile & Evil Debbie Downer :

Skully, Abby Somebody minds think alike, huh?

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Feb 16, 2010
12:24 am

#127 nellie29 :

Thanks #123 Vile & Evil Debbie Downer. It’s not everyday that I get to nail a manllow, and now that this one sold, I guess I’ll never get my chance. sigh.

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Feb 16, 2010
2:50 am

#128 Patty has been abuducted by an alien :

For all you parents of the age group “Twilight” is aimed at- the kid who plays Jacob is the same kid who played Sharkboy in “Sharkboy and Lavagirl”.

When I found that out, all those “Twi-moms” took on a whole new light of hilarity for me.

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Feb 16, 2010
3:18 am

#129 Japanda :

And as we all know- you never go full retard. :/

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Feb 16, 2010
4:56 am

#130 envy :

My very first thought was the exact same thing as the first person who commented on this piece way back there at post #1:
this is creepy.

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Feb 16, 2010
7:08 am

#131 takilasunrise :

Looks like the model isn’t too lonely………I wonder if she got knocked up by her manllow?

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Feb 16, 2010
8:19 am

#132 pleasedontpickme :

my, what long arms you have

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Feb 16, 2010
8:27 am

#133 Skully (buy this avatar for only $5.00 + shipping) :

@#53 Nellie: Sorry, I didn’t see your earlier comment.
@#126 VEDD: Abby…Normal?

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Feb 16, 2010
8:38 am

#134 HelenaHandbasket :

I’m not so clever with the interwebs (trying to conserve them, so I’m a little selective on those I visit, so I don’t use it up)-does “FB” mean “Full-Blown” Social Retard?

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Feb 16, 2010
9:04 am

#135 Skully (buy this avatar for only $5.00 + shipping) :

So hungry, mote it be, mote it be…

http://twitpic.com/13lsjk

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Feb 16, 2010
9:53 am

#136 IscreamUscream :

@ HHB I just read a particularly dramatic monologue on FB.

Btw, my post above was intended to mock the plight of the homeless half-pillow/half-men worldwide. Just so we’re clear on that.

@Skully…perfect!

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Feb 16, 2010
9:56 am

#137 iamhydrogen14 :

@ #31 herzeleid: “I’m thinking Glenn Danzig and Henry Rollins manllows”

I SO want a Henry Rollins manllow!!!

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Feb 16, 2010
10:05 am

#138 HelenaHandbasket :

#136 IScream… We’re good here. I rant against the people on the Book who don’t visit here to see we’re (for the most part) harmless and well-intentioned, yet belittle HK’s wondrous works. Ham-handed crafts and their perpetrators are fair game.

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Feb 16, 2010
11:04 am

#139 AmyW :

Dude, Regretsy is so funny, but “retard” is such an ugly word.

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Feb 16, 2010
11:10 am

#140 Helen Killer :

@ #139. We use a lot of ugly words here.

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Feb 16, 2010
11:39 am

#141 busybody :

#104 IscreamUscream ~

I have no legs, I have no legs. No legs.

haha, that was awesome!

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Feb 16, 2010
11:58 am

#142 charmerci :

If I bought it, it’d be hanging out the backside of my car trunk driving down the highway!

Tongue twister time!

Say Manilow Manllow, 3 times real fast!

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Feb 16, 2010
3:03 pm

#143 WhimsyMistress :

This entire thread, with all of its craftastically whimsicle Photoshops, and inspired comments, should win Thread of The Week. Seriously. I <3 you all.

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Feb 16, 2010
4:01 pm

#144 ScissorsRunWithMe :

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Feb 16, 2010
4:43 pm

#145 spankerella :

GAH! OMGsocreepy! I didn’t even like my Raggedy Ann doll when I was little. This just made the hair on the back of my neck stand on end. *shudders*

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Feb 16, 2010
5:56 pm

#146 marco frisbee :

Around here, “full retard” means the way some people of severely limited common sense (as apart from actual IQ) drive – one wrist at twelve o-clock, hand hanging over.

Ex.: “Jeb’s in his F-350 dually, in full retard. Oh, sh*t, he’s lost control!”

Just lighten up, folks. And never go full P.C.

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