You finally feature the perfect (self-) gift, and IT’S NOT FOR SALE? I can pay $15 for a postcard of it, but I’m sure it won’t be so “fully functional”.
I think this is quite possibly awesome. If it weren’t for the fact that I wouldn’t have the first idea about how to use it, I would so totally buy this.
Actually given the spray radius, I’m almost tempted to buy it and give it to my friend who is a volunteer firefighter. Imagine pulling that sweet mo-fo out at the next local house fire…
We bought a 12 foot inflatable penis for my sister’s 40th birthday and did a drunk “ring and run” after we blew the damn thing up and left it on her doorstep.
Sadly, her 13 year old son opened the door.
She said he yelled up, “Hey Mom, I think it’s for you!”.
Ah, boys and their toys… such an endless obsession with their junk. I really have seen one too many oversized penises. Geez, another giant dick? That’s original.
I don’t know what is more disturbing, that people make this artwork or that someone actually bought this. I would like to see this in a view it in a room.
I was a little sad when Jemaine was arrested for prostitution. I’m glad to see Brett has come up with another clever way to make the rent. This one probably already sold to Mel, huh?
February 13, 2010 at 12:01 pm
wat
February 13, 2010 at 12:02 pm
The hair is the BEST part!
February 13, 2010 at 12:02 pm
What a dick! Um, I meant the naked guy – oh , never mind!
February 13, 2010 at 12:03 pm
He must have a really hard time finding pants that fit.
February 13, 2010 at 12:07 pm
Such a shame it’s felt. That thing would relly add something to my new yard.
February 13, 2010 at 12:09 pm
for when your Humvee is in the shop.
February 13, 2010 at 12:09 pm
I once had a giant dick, but I divorced him.
February 13, 2010 at 12:09 pm
You finally feature the perfect (self-) gift, and IT’S NOT FOR SALE? I can pay $15 for a postcard of it, but I’m sure it won’t be so “fully functional”.
February 13, 2010 at 12:10 pm
Because all penises should come with a bug sprayer in the sack.
February 13, 2010 at 12:10 pm
WTF? fully functional? I want to see the vag they tested it on…and how much is shipping?
February 13, 2010 at 12:11 pm
That interview is also hilarious. I feel his pain.
Wait, that sounds dirty.
February 13, 2010 at 12:14 pm
What a pisser.
February 13, 2010 at 12:15 pm
be afraid. be very afraid.
February 13, 2010 at 12:15 pm
It already sold, sadly. I was saving it for this special day and someone bought it. So I just linked to his website so you could see it in action.
February 13, 2010 at 12:16 pm
OMG, Scott Blake, the barcode guy! I’ve seen his collage work before! Go see, it’s really good. Click “collages” on the left of that webpage.
LOL I did not recognize him with no clothes on. Eew.
February 13, 2010 at 12:16 pm
OMG FULLY FUNCTIONING!!!
February 13, 2010 at 12:24 pm
I think this is quite possibly awesome. If it weren’t for the fact that I wouldn’t have the first idea about how to use it, I would so totally buy this.
February 13, 2010 at 12:26 pm
The heart shaped balls made it the perfect valentines day gift!!!
February 13, 2010 at 12:26 pm
That thing is certainly more than a mouthful.
February 13, 2010 at 12:28 pm
great, now every time i hear, “hot for teacher” i will think of two clowns running around with a giant squirting penis
February 13, 2010 at 12:31 pm
Surely some crafty wizard will dream up a beautifully embroidered jock strap…..
February 13, 2010 at 12:34 pm
@#16:
fully functioning and operational battle station!
February 13, 2010 at 12:35 pm
I “felt” the Valentine’s Day Love from HKiller
I wonder if it comes in flavors?
February 13, 2010 at 12:35 pm
I will never understand why GWAR didn’t use this onstage.
February 13, 2010 at 12:37 pm
Razzberries, you made me look, thinking there would be actual clowns. I’m so disappointed.
February 13, 2010 at 12:38 pm
Talk about overcompensating!
And this has to right up there in the top ten weirdest shit I’ve seen on Regretsy.
February 13, 2010 at 12:40 pm
#5 And you could dress it up in a cheerleader outfit.
February 13, 2010 at 12:40 pm
How about NO
February 13, 2010 at 12:40 pm
If only I’d seen this before I made my Mardi Gras costume! It’s only half this size.
February 13, 2010 at 12:43 pm
and i grew up in omaha and left because it was so boring! need to take a trip back and see those giant “o”sss
February 13, 2010 at 12:49 pm
You know, as a single gal, this would have been perfect as a self V-day gift. I guess chocolate will have to do.
February 13, 2010 at 12:53 pm
ok, does anyone else see this? it looks like he’s screwing a penis, with his penis. that’s so meta!
February 13, 2010 at 12:55 pm
How much did this go for? Inquiring minds need to know!
February 13, 2010 at 12:59 pm
i had a GWAR comment all ready to go but someone beat me to it!! oh well nothin says Happy Valentines like a gigantic penis prop!
February 13, 2010 at 1:07 pm
omg i have seen that guys work in omaha lol
February 13, 2010 at 1:09 pm
February 13, 2010 at 1:10 pm
‘They say this cat is a bad mother, shut your mouth
I’m talkin’ bout Shaft can you dig it?
A sex machine to all the chicks ,Shaft ya’ damn right’
February 13, 2010 at 1:14 pm
Hey! How come he curled up the dredlocks on top but not the ones underneath?
February 13, 2010 at 1:15 pm
Rofl Lyontamer. That’s sack-sational!
February 13, 2010 at 1:15 pm
I want one that vibrates.
February 13, 2010 at 1:16 pm
I …. DO NOT …. BELIEVE ….. THIS!!!!!!!!
February 13, 2010 at 1:16 pm
raz, looks like a giant cock & balls being humped to me also. Which means YET ANOTHER etsy seller made the fatal mistake of putting his dick in it.
February 13, 2010 at 1:17 pm
If you he had some hula hoops it would make for a really interesting game of ring toss.
February 13, 2010 at 1:18 pm
This would also make a hilarious mechanical bull.
February 13, 2010 at 1:20 pm
With apologies to Oscar Mayer:
I wish I had an Omahamian weiner
The size is quite a thing to see-e-e
And if I had an Omahamian weiner…
Awww, screw it.
February 13, 2010 at 1:20 pm
either everything is art or nothing is.
c’eci n’est-pas une pipe.
February 13, 2010 at 1:22 pm
I just have to say that I love this. The video was awesome and I called in my entire family to watch it.
That may be why my kids need therapy… hmmm…
February 13, 2010 at 1:23 pm
Yeah, but can I water my garden with it?
Actually given the spray radius, I’m almost tempted to buy it and give it to my friend who is a volunteer firefighter. Imagine pulling that sweet mo-fo out at the next local house fire…
February 13, 2010 at 1:27 pm
Fully Functional!
February 13, 2010 at 1:31 pm
@ #48 Sunshine Sanctuary – lol! I can taste the rainbow
February 13, 2010 at 1:34 pm
That’s a rather well hung piece of ‘art’
February 13, 2010 at 1:35 pm
Im beginning to wonder if any of the people who put all this penis and vagina art out on etsy ever get laid
Hmmmmm……
February 13, 2010 at 1:38 pm
Finally something to put in those huge saggy vaginas we keep hearing about.
February 13, 2010 at 1:46 pm
I want that to bludgeon some my neighbor to death a la A Clockwork Orange… or for a water sculpture in my zen garden
February 13, 2010 at 1:49 pm
#41 VEDD- “YET ANOTHER etsy seller made the fatal mistake of putting his dick in it.”
hahaha, yes!! yeah, this thing was “pre-owned”, wasn’ even thinkin’ that far ahead…ew.
February 13, 2010 at 1:52 pm
I’d REALLY hate to know what he means by “fully functioning”
February 13, 2010 at 1:53 pm
Also: I cant see the video
February 13, 2010 at 2:11 pm
Kinda felt bad for this guy, so I got him the Major Weight Loss Magickle Ring.
February 13, 2010 at 2:15 pm
Eh, they probably got good money for it. You got to admit, not everyone can make a funtioning giant cock yet sell one.
February 13, 2010 at 2:23 pm
@56Vile & Evil DD,That’s probably a load off his mind.
February 13, 2010 at 2:28 pm
We bought a 12 foot inflatable penis for my sister’s 40th birthday and did a drunk “ring and run” after we blew the damn thing up and left it on her doorstep.
Sadly, her 13 year old son opened the door.
She said he yelled up, “Hey Mom, I think it’s for you!”.
February 13, 2010 at 2:46 pm
I’m not sure if it would of helped or hindered the video if they had used milk.
February 13, 2010 at 2:47 pm
Well that’s definitely more than a mouthful.
February 13, 2010 at 2:56 pm
would be pretty awesome if he could make one to hold helium and have it “fully functional’ for the macys Thanksgiving parade!!!
February 13, 2010 at 2:58 pm
#58 VEDD: Fucking awesome!!!
February 13, 2010 at 3:08 pm
OMG I was in such awe of VEDD’s photoshop skills I forgot to say what I was thinking:
NOW THAT’S A COCK RING!!!!
February 13, 2010 at 3:17 pm
Isn’t that guy one of the Chippendale dancers, you know third from the left? Oh wait, no, the Chippendale guy is clean shaven.
VEDD – totally awesomeness!
#63 sudabaki© and here I thought you were saving yourself for me.
February 13, 2010 at 3:18 pm
I was wondering what Vincent Gallo was up to these days.
February 13, 2010 at 3:53 pm
Just what every guy needs, a bug sprayer in his sack.
February 13, 2010 at 4:03 pm
VEDD
and it comes with its own “charging bag”
Looks to me Claes Oldenburg did a Viagra ad.
February 13, 2010 at 4:07 pm
So I came back to regretsy to check out how many of y’all cool cats had commented, and saw this…
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v315/EruannaTelperion/69.jpg
This amused me much more then it should.
February 13, 2010 at 5:01 pm
#67 clevercat: Don’t worry, you’re my favorite thing in a pair of skants.
February 13, 2010 at 5:07 pm
#58 Vile & Evil Debbie Downer – if that doesn’t make it go away have a drink of water
February 13, 2010 at 6:07 pm
Those poor O!s. Also wow, just wow.
February 13, 2010 at 6:28 pm
Are you sure he is selling this? He seems a little “attached” to this piece.
February 13, 2010 at 6:48 pm
I have absolutely no idea why I watched that entire video. Poor plot line with too many climaxes…. heheh.
February 13, 2010 at 6:58 pm
OMFG!
February 13, 2010 at 8:29 pm
WaaHOOO! I won a comment of the day ribbon, SHIT YEAH.
I want to thank my parents, who raised me to fear and hate giant penises. Also my therapist, who says my inner child has a fixation with shiny rocks.
February 13, 2010 at 9:41 pm
Ah, boys and their toys… such an endless obsession with their junk. I really have seen one too many oversized penises. Geez, another giant dick? That’s original.
February 13, 2010 at 9:43 pm
After watching the video, I have to believe that even Jesus is finding it difficult to forgive the boys who made it.
February 13, 2010 at 11:24 pm
Cock-a-doodle-don’t! Actually, this is very silly, but I think they should have used milk… the water looked a bit “pissy”.
February 14, 2010 at 11:08 am
Hey! Could one of the techies convert this to a Youtube video for us poor schmucks who don’t have Quicktime? Pretty please with a penis on top?
February 14, 2010 at 11:09 am
…Or flash. Flash would work also.
February 14, 2010 at 11:17 am
I don’t know what is more disturbing, that people make this artwork or that someone actually bought this. I would like to see this in a view it in a room.
February 14, 2010 at 3:07 pm
Oh crap! The video totally froze my computer. Damn it! Oh well.
Anyone familiar with Aubrey Beardlsey’s Wagnerites drawing? I can’t find it on line, but I have a copy of it at home.
February 14, 2010 at 3:07 pm
Oh yay! I got my new avatar to work.
February 14, 2010 at 5:23 pm
OK, when I first saw this, had 3 reactions:
1. A felt penis. Plenty of guys go to great lengths to get their penis felt (rimshot).
2. Bug sprayer in the sack. Yay! Now I have new tools to fight off this terrible case of crabs.
3. (Obvious) Are we compensating, maybe?
February 14, 2010 at 5:27 pm
Oh, and also…how mature is “mature?”
February 14, 2010 at 9:45 pm
#68 snarkymc…. the Vincent Gallo comment was priceless.
#87 NedThe… you said you had 3 reactions and I read it as you had 3 erections. Oh lordy.
February 15, 2010 at 12:19 am
I was a little sad when Jemaine was arrested for prostitution. I’m glad to see Brett has come up with another clever way to make the rent. This one probably already sold to Mel, huh?
February 15, 2010 at 7:30 am
ew brown bunny
February 15, 2010 at 9:27 am
@#58 VEDD: Congrats on COTD! Mote it be!
February 16, 2010 at 12:13 am
I’m from Omaha. I don’t know whether to be ashamed or proud. I’m thinking ashamed.
February 17, 2010 at 3:40 pm
I think I saw this guy get decked in the face on TV
January 27, 2011 at 11:29 am
I’m from Nebraska (not Omaha though). Why is it that whenever Nebraska is in the news it is for something like this?
April 22, 2011 at 11:46 pm
AND fun for the kids! Remember, you must alert your neighbours that you’ll be moving into their community!
July 4, 2011 at 9:07 pm
this would look lovely on my front lawn, right next to my vagina water fountain.