#1 Jea, actually that’s not so far fetched. I’m a huge fan of Giger and would love something like this if my (currently nonexistent) lover gave this to me.
Obviously, the alien is engaged in foreplay with the man-lady whose boobs it is clutching below. This is why it makes such a great Valentines day present. Its all about the love.
It’s a shame it’s make its to be into Punk style fashion because Valentine’s Day is nearly here and my boyfriend has make its to be into Mod style fashion and this simply wouldn’t work.
Oh come on, people, they are also wrap with gift box for you. They will send this to you, and wrap it up WITH a gift box, I guess as an apology for having sent you this terrifying thing in the first place?
I’m picturing the two items nestled snugly together side by side in a larger box…maybe that’s why this is good for Valentine’s.
JUNK its even stamped 18k I am surprised I haven’t seen it come thru when i buy scrap gold yet LOL I cant help but see a little lady in a parking lot wearing a trench coat with rings on eithar side
Solid solid i tell you solid see stamp u know it real real pretty give to your lover your girlfreind she love you long time
I love the “notice” of “Please not copy of this design because it made by idea…”. Surely that would be unfair to the person who created Alien in the first place! Oh… oh wait… so this is Ridley Scott’s Etsy store??!
Orlana: nothing there you couldn’t make yourself, wax carving and investment casting is entirely possible at home (just did some myself today actually!)
I’ll be back later Regretsies, gonna go to shopping for Valentine day, hoping to find something that is very smart, look unique, and can adjustable. Maybe Nordstroms are also wrap with gift box for me.
“Please not copy of this design because it made by idea…”.
———-
Bummer. I so wanted to make one for myself. I love adjustable rings. They are just so… gumballish.
Is this one of those prizes you get from the “gumball” style machines? You know, the ones that you now have to put in four quarters…or maybe it was won from the claw machine in the adult arcade?
What? No face-hugger nose ring? What about the chest-burster necklace? Thaicraftsmanship my ass! I refuse to buy this ring unless I can get the complete set!
I looked over their store, and feel a rant coming
Just a bunch of crummy factory stuff, dubbed “handmade” like this: http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?ref=vl_other_1&listing_id=40478356
Why would anyone pay $60 for a “genuine brass”, machine-stamped “18K” necklace…that wouldn’t clear $10 on a Bangkok street corner? Nothing says “I’m leaving you”…like a cheap trinket in a heart box.
As my husband loves every occasion, especially when he go to shopping, I can give him this! He will love that it can be adjustable larger or smaller (vs. shitty or nice) and I can give it as a gift set- perhaps combine it with the cock cross penis pendant? Can you mix gold and silver these days? Oh, my mistake- it’s genuien 18K brass. Guess not then.
Vile & Evil Debbie Downer
February 12, 2010 at 11:05 am
I think all you naysayers are missing the highly erotic nature of this finely carfted masterpiece. LOOK AT THE ALIEN’S HAND. He’s fingering her nipple! They’re not fighting, they’re making sweet interspecies love.
This sculpture depicts the eternal struggle between passion and reason, love and hate, androgyny and drogyny.
I don’t care whether it’s handmade or not – I’d proudly wear it to go shopping ANY DAY.
I’m sure they aren’t using the word “brass” ironically, as in “we have the brass to rip off HR Geiger’s design and beg you no copy for own handmade by selfness”
#51 VEDD – I think it’s a scene from Alien III, the search for Spock, where a shaved-headed Ripley has to fight a dog-sized Alien and winds up throwing herself into a vat of molten lava or lead or boron after having sex with Charles Dance.
@vox–it’s probably the thinnest 18K plating possible, finished with a clearcoat to keep it from rubbing off immediately. I call this stuff “polishing the turd”
I am thinking about all the ways photoshop could be used to combine that penis-ifix and this ring, but I don’t know where to post it online. Not my PG-rated Flickr account!
I can feel a rant coming on too after looking at that person’s shop. On the bright side, we now have another awesome new word to add to our list: thaicarftsmanship whimsicle fuckery. I won’t settle for anything else!
Ooooh, this will go great with my exquiste and gorgeous premium unique design Alien and punk style ajustable tiara that I always wear when I go to shopping.
@willandwont–yeah, I would put together a little photoshop satire if I could do it without coming off as um…racist. I don’t mind putting a penis cross on Buddy Jesus, but making fun of Engrish and SE Asia mass-produced junk…what to do, what to do…
This is the prefect gift for any lover, when all you want to say is, “Darling, you remind of an alien parasite which lays egg of love in my heart, only to have those eggs of love develop into little maggots of the happiness feeding on my internal organs. And I can’t want for those little maggots of happiness, and rip through my chest cavity killing me in a slow and painful death, and leaving me an empty shell of a human. I hope it turns your finger green with joy.”
The “English” or Engrish or whatever makes my head hurt. But this was funny:
In the description for this ring (http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=37327816), it says “Please mearued your finger.If you like our product. We gaurantee with our ring. It good with your finger.”
You “put in your body trying t o fondle and scrub gently” and it’s also GMP approved, so after it’s all said and done it’s safe for consumption.. Valentine’s dinner is done!
This shop obviously represents the ripples of the far-reaching global economic collapse. Obviously the buyers for the souvenir shops of the beaches of Chiang Mai, Thailand went under due to lack of western tourists and were unable to pay the factory for their order of souvenirs.
It’s just sad, really.
Lordy, that ring is fugly…the Engrish is pretty bad, too…LOL…
on the “shop policies” page, I found this doozy-
“Our maintaining ensures that you have satisfied and pleasant experience shop with us. We are good feeling when you look in our shop and happy with us.”
“This is all my product of my company. Now I m planning to sold The premium quality product to around the world. I am finding new customer who like my product.It is premium handmade.I love the handmade so much so I want to give the person who like thaihandmade as me.”
First, thaicraftmanship, not thaihandmade. We should tell her what handmade really means.
She is also selling vintage 1982 handbags… in just a few years, I will be vintage, too
Sheeesh … the copy writer for this “alien punk” object has finally topped Helen. I thought the notice in the little yellow box was Regrety’s comment. It ISN’T. It’s REALLY ON THE SITE!
Watch out Regretsy …. you have the real most genuine of kind favarable competition from thaicarftsman which use highly expert.
every time I am reading “thaicarftmanshp” I am substituting “thalidomide” in my head.
(for you youngsters out there: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thalidomide – don’t read if you’re squeamish)
I think I need to up my thorazine dosage now before I talking as them do I. (Yoda! Get away from my keyboard!!)
i’m late to the party as usual, so forgive if i’m stating the already stated.
looks like alien is forcing itself on zira (a la kim hunter) from planet of the apes….
damn
dirty
apes
do you think they make the “versus” Predator ring, too….. that would be great. you could wear one on each hand and have fun at the same time– All by yourself.
1. We put stuff in our recycle bins.
2. The trash collection service either sorts it or sends it somewhere else to sort it.
3. Some oversea company is docked somewhere in one of our bays ready to pay to ship it to somewhere like lets see…Thailand!
4. They ship it home, some kid melts it down missing a hand and then ships thousands of these back so some idiot can buy it.
HOLY SHIT THIS RING IS AMAZING.
I would actually seriously buy a design like this….except that I dont wear rings…and I only wear silver coloured jewlery….and its too expensive for me….but ohgosh I love it I want it.
I was just the other day thinking there should be more xenomorphs on Etsy and Artfire.
Forget Engrish & spelling, I can swallow that but this chick can’t count worth a shit. She refers to most single items as gift set . What , I’m looking for common sense/sanity/reality here? WTF I need a sprinkling of fae flakes.
This reminds me of a doll house my sister bought at a dollar store-the box said something like “to ensure a liken new appearance in definitely” as a tagline
This is a great gift for someone who likes aliens with big butts sticking them up on the air. The only thing that could make it better is a matching alien-style hat/fascinator.
February 12, 2010 at 9:57 am
Give to your lover?
GENIUS!
February 12, 2010 at 9:57 am
Pretty sure that’s not handmade.
February 12, 2010 at 9:58 am
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February 12, 2010 at 9:58 am
“It is very smart and lovely for the person who like cocktail rings.”
I might like this ring if I had a LOT of cocktails first.
February 12, 2010 at 9:58 am
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February 12, 2010 at 9:59 am
Wow. Just, wow. On so many levels.
February 12, 2010 at 9:59 am
#1 Jea, actually that’s not so far fetched. I’m a huge fan of Giger and would love something like this if my (currently nonexistent) lover gave this to me.
I would rather it in silver though.
February 12, 2010 at 10:00 am
Obviously, the alien is engaged in foreplay with the man-lady whose boobs it is clutching below. This is why it makes such a great Valentines day present. Its all about the love.
February 12, 2010 at 10:00 am
Because nothing saysI love you” like an alien using a human body as a host for it’s offspring.
Kind of like my husband.
February 12, 2010 at 10:01 am
Is that alien molesting a lady Gollum? WTF? Very strange…
February 12, 2010 at 10:02 am
Unique? What’s so unique about it? I already have three cocktail rings that depict an alien copping a feel on a bald monkey with a boob job!
February 12, 2010 at 10:02 am
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February 12, 2010 at 10:02 am
Adjustable? Looks like it was cut off the finger of their last lover.
February 12, 2010 at 10:02 am
It’s a shame it’s make its to be into Punk style fashion because Valentine’s Day is nearly here and my boyfriend has make its to be into Mod style fashion and this simply wouldn’t work.
February 12, 2010 at 10:02 am
#7 Orlana
I’ll be your lover and give this to you.
February 12, 2010 at 10:03 am
Nuthin says luv like an alien autopsy.
February 12, 2010 at 10:05 am
This one takes fingering to a whole new dimension.
February 12, 2010 at 10:05 am
Oh come on, people, they are also wrap with gift box for you. They will send this to you, and wrap it up WITH a gift box, I guess as an apology for having sent you this terrifying thing in the first place?
I’m picturing the two items nestled snugly together side by side in a larger box…maybe that’s why this is good for Valentine’s.
So, you’d get a gift box out of the deal, anyway.
February 12, 2010 at 10:07 am
I don’t know what you guys are talking about, this. is. awesome!
February 12, 2010 at 10:09 am
why not also file under “copyright infringement” as well?
February 12, 2010 at 10:09 am
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February 12, 2010 at 10:09 am
she’s already sold 2 of them, one of them today. Which one of you bought this???
February 12, 2010 at 10:13 am
Holy motherbleeping Jumpin Jesus Herbert Christmas on a unicycle, I LOVE THIS SO MUCH.
thaicarftmanship, whoever you are, I want to have your shrieking little chest-exploder offspring.
February 12, 2010 at 10:13 am
I love the “notice” of “Please not copy of this design because it made by idea…”. Surely that would be unfair to the person who created Alien in the first place! Oh… oh wait… so this is Ridley Scott’s Etsy store??!
February 12, 2010 at 10:14 am
“Please don’t copy of this design”
Or what? Your friends will think you: ate the brown acid, freaked out, and started crafting models of your hallucinatory experiences?
February 12, 2010 at 10:19 am
Orlana: nothing there you couldn’t make yourself, wax carving and investment casting is entirely possible at home (just did some myself today actually!)
February 12, 2010 at 10:19 am
Please don’t copy this design that I personally hand copied from HR Giger.
February 12, 2010 at 10:19 am
how valentine’s day is celebrated in thailand, anyway?
February 12, 2010 at 10:19 am
I’ll be back later Regretsies, gonna go to shopping for Valentine day, hoping to find something that is very smart, look unique, and can adjustable. Maybe Nordstroms are also wrap with gift box for me.
February 12, 2010 at 10:20 am
“…please don’t copy this masterpiece”
You started it–or should I say resold this HR Giger knockoff
February 12, 2010 at 10:20 am
Uh, 21…wouldn’t that actually be HR Giger’s store, seeing as he is the person that created that particular xenomorph?
February 12, 2010 at 10:21 am
“Please not copy of this design because it made by idea…”.
———-
Bummer. I so wanted to make one for myself. I love adjustable rings. They are just so… gumballish.
February 12, 2010 at 10:23 am
#26 Skully
No do disappoint Skully Mrs. Skully
(remember, together we warm)
February 12, 2010 at 10:24 am
i mean, how *is* valentine’s day celebrated in thailand, anyway?
February 12, 2010 at 10:25 am
Is this one of those prizes you get from the “gumball” style machines? You know, the ones that you now have to put in four quarters…or maybe it was won from the claw machine in the adult arcade?
February 12, 2010 at 10:25 am
looking at the rest of the store however, this appears to be a small factory outlet or something, how do i reported whole store?
February 12, 2010 at 10:29 am
There is nary an item in this schlock shop that is remotely hand made.
February 12, 2010 at 10:34 am
Help! There are already 13 Alien rings in the store now, they are duplicating really fast!
February 12, 2010 at 10:34 am
You know all those “cash for gold” ads you see? THIS is what happens to your scrap gold!
February 12, 2010 at 10:36 am
This seller is my go to source for all V-day fuckery. This is what my husband is getting this year
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=40344990
February 12, 2010 at 10:39 am
@#33 KG: You very smart, tell the end of time.
February 12, 2010 at 10:39 am
#40 mermaid, boy is he gonna’ be pissed!
February 12, 2010 at 10:40 am
The ring may be lead-free, but based on its design and description, I somehow doubt the same can be said of the seller.
February 12, 2010 at 10:42 am
What? No face-hugger nose ring? What about the chest-burster necklace? Thaicraftsmanship my ass! I refuse to buy this ring unless I can get the complete set!
February 12, 2010 at 10:47 am
#44..that’s your mistake…it’s not “thaicraftsmanship”. it’s the closely related “thaicarftsmanship”. please read carefully.
February 12, 2010 at 10:55 am
I am 90% sure that if this thing is still there at 6 I am going to be buying it.
February 12, 2010 at 10:58 am
I looked over their store, and feel a rant coming
Nothing says “I’m leaving you”…like a cheap trinket in a heart box.
Just a bunch of crummy factory stuff, dubbed “handmade” like this:
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?ref=vl_other_1&listing_id=40478356
Why would anyone pay $60 for a “genuine brass”, machine-stamped “18K” necklace…that wouldn’t clear $10 on a Bangkok street corner?
Btw, red-thumbers…what’s up with you people?
February 12, 2010 at 10:58 am
And this is so NOT-EVEN-REMOTELY-STEAMPUNK that I want to strangle the seller with a pair of goggles, and then drop him off an airship.
February 12, 2010 at 11:00 am
looks like it’s riding a segway
February 12, 2010 at 11:00 am
Thank you, Helen!
I can end my quest for the perfect gift now.
As my husband loves every occasion, especially when he go to shopping, I can give him this! He will love that it can be adjustable larger or smaller (vs. shitty or nice) and I can give it as a gift set- perhaps combine it with the cock cross penis pendant? Can you mix gold and silver these days? Oh, my mistake- it’s genuien 18K brass. Guess not then.
February 12, 2010 at 11:05 am
I think all you naysayers are missing the highly erotic nature of this finely carfted masterpiece. LOOK AT THE ALIEN’S HAND. He’s fingering her nipple! They’re not fighting, they’re making sweet interspecies love.
This sculpture depicts the eternal struggle between passion and reason, love and hate, androgyny and drogyny.
I don’t care whether it’s handmade or not – I’d proudly wear it to go shopping ANY DAY.
February 12, 2010 at 11:05 am
How can it be 18K gold enamel AND 100% brass??
I’m sure they aren’t using the word “brass” ironically, as in “we have the brass to rip off HR Geiger’s design and beg you no copy for own handmade by selfness”
February 12, 2010 at 11:08 am
#51 VEDD – I think it’s a scene from Alien III, the search for Spock, where a shaved-headed Ripley has to fight a dog-sized Alien and winds up throwing herself into a vat of molten lava or lead or boron after having sex with Charles Dance.
February 12, 2010 at 11:09 am
and yes, I’m a complete SF geek.
February 12, 2010 at 11:10 am
@vox–it’s probably the thinnest 18K plating possible, finished with a clearcoat to keep it from rubbing off immediately. I call this stuff “polishing the turd”
February 12, 2010 at 11:13 am
“Please don’t copy of this design because it made by idea and handmade which must use highly expert.”
I thought HR Giger came up with this idea for an Alien??
http://www.hrgiger.com/frame.htm
February 12, 2010 at 11:18 am
#52 voxwoman:
I was wondering the same thing. Is it gold? Is it brass? It looks like spray-painted plastic.
And this was some of the best Engrish I’ve ever seen.
February 12, 2010 at 11:19 am
I am thinking about all the ways photoshop could be used to combine that penis-ifix and this ring, but I don’t know where to post it online. Not my PG-rated Flickr account!
February 12, 2010 at 11:26 am
I can’t resist.. I love you lonnnngggg time Joe…..
February 12, 2010 at 11:33 am
I can feel a rant coming on too after looking at that person’s shop. On the bright side, we now have another awesome new word to add to our list: thaicarftsmanship whimsicle fuckery. I won’t settle for anything else!
February 12, 2010 at 11:35 am
And another bright side is I don’t have to worry about what to get hubby for 20th anniversary next week. But I can’t decided between these two lovely handmade girl dolls for make your idea or decorations http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=40410163 http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?ref=vl_other_2&listing_id=40409628
February 12, 2010 at 11:37 am
Oh, God, I just reread my second post! I think all the wonderful grammar and spelling I have been reading on Regretsy must be rubbing off!
February 12, 2010 at 11:42 am
Ooooh, this will go great with my exquiste and gorgeous premium unique design Alien and punk style ajustable tiara that I always wear when I go to shopping.
February 12, 2010 at 11:48 am
This ring beutiful for to wear in the party. All my friends to be jealus with this 100% handmade of genuien brass.
February 12, 2010 at 11:48 am
@willandwont–yeah, I would put together a little photoshop satire if I could do it without coming off as um…racist.
I don’t mind putting a penis cross on Buddy Jesus, but making fun of Engrish and SE Asia mass-produced junk…what to do, what to do… 
February 12, 2010 at 12:02 pm
At least they have a money back gaurantee
“We are quaranty that our product are satisfy 100% if you don’t satisfy. We are glad to refund your money back prompt.”
February 12, 2010 at 12:05 pm
Damn now I’m the one with spelling issues. *guarantee
February 12, 2010 at 12:18 pm
This is the prefect gift for any lover, when all you want to say is, “Darling, you remind of an alien parasite which lays egg of love in my heart, only to have those eggs of love develop into little maggots of the happiness feeding on my internal organs. And I can’t want for those little maggots of happiness, and rip through my chest cavity killing me in a slow and painful death, and leaving me an empty shell of a human. I hope it turns your finger green with joy.”
February 12, 2010 at 12:25 pm
The “English” or Engrish or whatever makes my head hurt. But this was funny:
In the description for this ring (http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=37327816), it says “Please mearued your finger.If you like our product. We gaurantee with our ring. It good with your finger.”
February 12, 2010 at 12:29 pm
Not only can I get this for my lover, but i can get some thai massage salt scrub and save on shipping!
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=37198772
You “put in your body trying t o fondle and scrub gently” and it’s also GMP approved, so after it’s all said and done it’s safe for consumption.. Valentine’s dinner is done!
February 12, 2010 at 12:30 pm
Nothing says Valentine’s Day lovin’ like your finger being humped by a monster from space.
February 12, 2010 at 12:32 pm
This shop obviously represents the ripples of the far-reaching global economic collapse. Obviously the buyers for the souvenir shops of the beaches of Chiang Mai, Thailand went under due to lack of western tourists and were unable to pay the factory for their order of souvenirs.
It’s just sad, really.
February 12, 2010 at 12:36 pm
Lordy, that ring is fugly…the Engrish is pretty bad, too…LOL…
on the “shop policies” page, I found this doozy-
“Our maintaining ensures that you have satisfied and pleasant experience shop with us. We are good feeling when you look in our shop and happy with us.”
February 12, 2010 at 12:38 pm
Nothing says “lets get it on” more than an alien ring from your lover.
February 12, 2010 at 12:49 pm
#66 – I thought that was supposed to be “quarantine” not “guarantee” at first.
February 12, 2010 at 1:01 pm
From her profile:
“This is all my product of my company. Now I m planning to sold The premium quality product to around the world. I am finding new customer who like my product.It is premium handmade.I love the handmade so much so I want to give the person who like thaihandmade as me.”
First, thaicraftmanship, not thaihandmade. We should tell her what handmade really means.
She is also selling vintage 1982 handbags… in just a few years, I will be vintage, too
February 12, 2010 at 1:02 pm
#47. “Handmade” is a fragmented sentence. The other part is “in a sweatshop.”
Kinda like the ones who use “vintage” to actually mean “pre-owned.” They try to skirt around the Etsy policies.
….And the thumbs-downers are simply making our job easier.
The hidden comments are the ones I read first.
February 12, 2010 at 1:06 pm
I will this ring make it to be from gumball machine.
February 12, 2010 at 1:11 pm
Sheeesh … the copy writer for this “alien punk” object has finally topped Helen. I thought the notice in the little yellow box was Regrety’s comment. It ISN’T. It’s REALLY ON THE SITE!
Watch out Regretsy …. you have the real most genuine of kind favarable competition from thaicarftsman which use highly expert.
You should be quaking in your skants …..
February 12, 2010 at 1:19 pm
@ #77,You are telling ME about this! Already I am feeling breathing inside my collar.
February 12, 2010 at 1:23 pm
@#53: I think I found out what the deal is with the human torso.
It’s a rip off of one of Geiger’s other sculptures:
http://images.travelpod.com/users/joelandes/eu_-_se_asia_07.1193350020.74-1.jpg
(From the HR Geiger museum. Lausanne, Switzerland)
How obnoxious. Asian factory children are actually forced to rip off TWO Geiger designs, not one.
February 12, 2010 at 1:30 pm
Looks like a few of us are going to have to take this ring on a long journey and toss it into a volcano:
http://twitpic.com/12ub0p
I did make a cock ring accessory to yesterday’s cock cross, but was unsuccessful uploading it.
February 12, 2010 at 1:32 pm
every time I am reading “thaicarftmanshp” I am substituting “thalidomide” in my head.
(for you youngsters out there: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thalidomide – don’t read if you’re squeamish)
I think I need to up my thorazine dosage now before I talking as them do I. (Yoda! Get away from my keyboard!!)
February 12, 2010 at 1:36 pm
i’m late to the party as usual, so forgive if i’m stating the already stated.
looks like alien is forcing itself on zira (a la kim hunter) from planet of the apes….
damn
dirty
apes
February 12, 2010 at 1:55 pm
@ VEDD
We hates it…we hates it forever!
February 12, 2010 at 2:08 pm
this thing is just fugly. even my nerd friends wouldnt wear it to a trashcon.
February 12, 2010 at 3:25 pm
ah my good friend the thumbs-downer, weighing in again!
tell me, which one of your relatives did i offend with my ‘fugly’ comment? the bald monkey with the boob job or the alien who is fondling it?
(my money is on the monkey)
February 12, 2010 at 3:31 pm
It’s nowed somany friggin’ days here this week, all I can wonder is how in the world I’d pull my gloves oiver it.
Other than that, is good for finger very happy.
February 12, 2010 at 3:41 pm
How in the wide wide world is this punk? Sci-fi, I could see, sure, but punk?!? Hmmm…. Say What!
February 12, 2010 at 3:43 pm
Is it 18k gold, or brass?
THEY ARE DIFFERENT THINGS!
February 12, 2010 at 4:05 pm
do you think they make the “versus” Predator ring, too….. that would be great. you could wear one on each hand and have fun at the same time– All by yourself.
February 12, 2010 at 4:27 pm
Please don’t copy handmade mine it’s alerocraftmennishippie.
Expert I hand me fucky fuck fuck allyourbasearebelongtous!
Engrish you fucking reseller!
February 12, 2010 at 4:36 pm
No here’s how it works in America…
1. We put stuff in our recycle bins.
2. The trash collection service either sorts it or sends it somewhere else to sort it.
3. Some oversea company is docked somewhere in one of our bays ready to pay to ship it to somewhere like lets see…Thailand!
4. They ship it home, some kid melts it down missing a hand and then ships thousands of these back so some idiot can buy it.
February 12, 2010 at 5:46 pm
this looks like a naked woman fighting off a cockroach in her kitchen at 3am that jumped on her while she was reaching for a cookie
February 12, 2010 at 5:56 pm
HOLY SHIT THIS RING IS AMAZING.
I would actually seriously buy a design like this….except that I dont wear rings…and I only wear silver coloured jewlery….and its too expensive for me….but ohgosh I love it I want it.
I was just the other day thinking there should be more xenomorphs on Etsy and Artfire.
February 12, 2010 at 6:49 pm
When my lovah said he wanted to “give it” to me, I am praying that he was not talking about this ring.
February 12, 2010 at 7:31 pm
Nothing says “I Love You” like a genuine 18K gold brass alien touching another alien’s boob.
February 12, 2010 at 7:34 pm
Forget Engrish & spelling, I can swallow that but this chick can’t count worth a shit. She refers to most single items as gift set . What , I’m looking for common sense/sanity/reality here? WTF I need a sprinkling of fae flakes.
February 12, 2010 at 8:41 pm
It looks like a cockroach humping a leprechaun. A bald leprechaun.
February 12, 2010 at 10:00 pm
Yes! I finally found the perfect ring to go shopping with!
Ugh…all this Engrish is making my head hurt…
February 13, 2010 at 6:31 am
Steampunk? No
Science Fiction dork? Yes
February 13, 2010 at 2:32 pm
Apparently Gollum and the ring were not destroyed after all. Now Gollum IS the ring.
February 14, 2010 at 2:38 pm
My question too, how can it be 100% and 18K gold??
February 15, 2010 at 9:16 pm
Well, Geiger would be proud of him…..NOT!!!!
November 11, 2010 at 6:23 pm
This reminds me of a doll house my sister bought at a dollar store-the box said something like “to ensure a liken new appearance in definitely” as a tagline
Come on now thaicarftmanship, get it together!
March 13, 2011 at 7:06 pm
This is a great gift for someone who likes aliens with big butts sticking them up on the air. The only thing that could make it better is a matching alien-style hat/fascinator.