Oh, that message is correct! The cat has become a big waving part of our lives! We’ll be muttering on our deathbeds about the levels of Photoshop and repeating the word “fuckery” over and over.
Sadly your cat has passed away, leaving no attractive photos behind, but Madam Zophia can bring him back against the background of your choosing–bring your camera.
#1 IScream: I see the red-thumbers have gotten their coffee already
I was just noticing that too. I try to make sense of the pattern. 1-6 seemed to fly under the radar, 7 was hit but then 8 was overlooked only for the thumbs down to continue at 9.
#8- It is now my mission to train myself to mutter regretsy-isms in my sleep and/or while drunk. That way, I will train myself to automatically mumble about the whimsicle embellished vagina’s while I’m on my (hopefully morphine-addled) deathbed. Just to spice things up.
Poor kitty was hoping for a nice plump sauteed freshwater mullet and all she got was an overblown shiester with an etsy account, a bad haircut and tacky jewelry.
AAAAHHHHHHHHHH..YES……. Your kitty is coming through to me
“Really, oh tell me where he is, wipes tears.”
Your kitty is at Regretsy where he is loved. He gets to be shot out of rockets and he has been to the moon. Kitty has a warm kitty nest made from spoonflower fabric. Kitty says he will never come back to you. Kitty likes it at Regretsy.
I like the thumbs because excessive numbers of either kind show me which comments to stop and read when scrolling through a hundred or more, since I can’t check throughout the day.
And really, you guys, why on earth do you care so much? Every comment I make gets at least one thumbs-down, but it’s the thumbs-up that make me feel all warm inside! It seems like the ladies who worry the most about the thumbs-down, are the funniest ones anyway. Nothin’ but love for ya Suda
It doesn’t bother me actually. I’m just trying to crack the code. I’m the type of person that looks at all the Facebook friend suggestions to see why they’re being suggested. I would say that I have too much time on my hands but I really think it’s just that I’m a bit obsessive about things.
@ #30 – Suda, you and your evil twin are always on my “must read comments” list. Along with PattyHasBeenAbducted, BettyMachette, and Skully (sorry if I misspelled anyone).
Don’t worry everyone else, I feel the love for you too (can I say that without sounding like a perv?). Just this bunch *always* makes my day!
I think the psychic lady is trying to tell me that when we’re ready to add another cat to our household (which will be a while…we just lost Leo last night, so it’s definitely way too soon), it will look like Level 4 cat.
Shit … I knew I shouldn’t have clicked onto this. I just got myself under control after yesterday’s crystal ball and that damned chocolate-covered bacon IN THE ROOM … ferheavenssake. Now I’m flat on the floor again.
You know what’s kinda cool is that damned cat was unwittingly used as a model for a memorial, so that the owner could celebrate its life, and I think it has now gained more love and regard than they could ever have hoped.
@34- Suda
Real life is really sucky. Actually about as bad as some of these etsy sellers. LMAO
But everything is made better by regretsy. Doc says,
“Read 2 posts and call me in the morning.”
February 5, 2010 at 8:02 am
Bwa ha ha ha ha!!
This shit is too funny!
February 5, 2010 at 8:03 am
awesome : )
I can only imagine how zoinked I would be if it had sound and that cat was going “MeOwwwwwwwwwwww”
Of course, now I have cat mewling stuck in my head.
February 5, 2010 at 8:05 am
I predict Pussy in your Future!
hahahahaha!
February 5, 2010 at 8:05 am
Yes, I think I’m getting something… There will be a bad photoshop cat in your future
February 5, 2010 at 8:06 am
yeah, your cat is drowning..
February 5, 2010 at 8:06 am
LEVEL 2.0 psychic horseshit $80
February 5, 2010 at 8:07 am
My new retirement plan: Sell fortunes (as in fortune telling) on Etsy. That and weird beaded items, because I have to diversify you know!
February 5, 2010 at 8:24 am
There’s a pussy reference in there somewhere…
February 5, 2010 at 8:26 am
Oh, that message is correct! The cat has become a big waving part of our lives! We’ll be muttering on our deathbeds about the levels of Photoshop and repeating the word “fuckery” over and over.
OoOoOOoOoOooOOOoooohhh!
February 5, 2010 at 8:27 am
Sadly your cat has passed away, leaving no attractive photos behind, but Madam Zophia can bring him back against the background of your choosing–bring your camera.
Excellent.
February 5, 2010 at 8:28 am
In a crystal ball, no one can hear you scream.
February 5, 2010 at 8:34 am
“Your cat has a hairball… That’ll be $40.”
February 5, 2010 at 8:35 am
“Oh, and the hairball – I can glue a magnet to it & sell it for 8 bucks.”
February 5, 2010 at 8:35 am
I’m sorry Dorothy, but I’m just not seeing Toto.
February 5, 2010 at 8:39 am
Helen, you should put Regretsy on Etsy and charge for it. Talk about metafuckery.
February 5, 2010 at 8:46 am
OMG Thank you!
#2: I want the synthesized meow from Varga’s Love Train:
http://www.regretsy.com/2009/12/11/river-of-love/
Can anyone make this happen?
February 5, 2010 at 9:06 am
@VK
The next level is building Flash with soundtracks
I see the red-thumbers have gotten their coffee already
February 5, 2010 at 9:13 am
#1 IScream: I see the red-thumbers have gotten their coffee already
I was just noticing that too. I try to make sense of the pattern. 1-6 seemed to fly under the radar, 7 was hit but then 8 was overlooked only for the thumbs down to continue at 9.
February 5, 2010 at 9:13 am
#8- It is now my mission to train myself to mutter regretsy-isms in my sleep and/or while drunk. That way, I will train myself to automatically mumble about the whimsicle embellished vagina’s while I’m on my (hopefully morphine-addled) deathbed. Just to spice things up.
February 5, 2010 at 9:17 am
Sudabaki-
I think you’re on to something. Red-thumbers coffee stained stationery sounds nice.
February 5, 2010 at 9:18 am
Poor kitty was hoping for a nice plump sauteed freshwater mullet and all she got was an overblown shiester with an etsy account, a bad haircut and tacky jewelry.
February 5, 2010 at 9:19 am
UnaBee: it kind of gives “Rosebud” a whole new meaning.
*crickets chirp*
Am I showing my age?
February 5, 2010 at 9:32 am
#22- Nope, just your brains. As a famous felon/crafter once said, “It’s a good thing.”
February 5, 2010 at 9:33 am
@ Sudabaki, Wilma
I hope people don’t come here just to lurk…it’s a lot more fun to participate.
February 5, 2010 at 9:33 am
@#2 Envy: Check out Varga’s Love Train.
http://www.regretsy.com/2009/12/11/river-of-love/
February 5, 2010 at 9:36 am
#24 IscreamUscream :
“it’s a lot more fun to participate.”
Well it is a circle jerk after all. Someone pass the lube.
February 5, 2010 at 9:41 am
AAAAHHHHHHHHHH..YES……. Your kitty is coming through to me
“Really, oh tell me where he is, wipes tears.”
Your kitty is at Regretsy where he is loved. He gets to be shot out of rockets and he has been to the moon. Kitty has a warm kitty nest made from spoonflower fabric. Kitty says he will never come back to you. Kitty likes it at Regretsy.
February 5, 2010 at 10:07 am
I like the thumbs because excessive numbers of either kind show me which comments to stop and read when scrolling through a hundred or more, since I can’t check throughout the day.
And really, you guys, why on earth do you care so much? Every comment I make gets at least one thumbs-down, but it’s the thumbs-up that make me feel all warm inside! It seems like the ladies who worry the most about the thumbs-down, are the funniest ones anyway. Nothin’ but love for ya Suda
February 5, 2010 at 10:24 am
Ha ha, I think we all knew that was coming… does that mean we can all open Holistic Horseshit shops on Etsy?
February 5, 2010 at 10:30 am
Awww, thanks Underemplyed. Right back at ya
It doesn’t bother me actually. I’m just trying to crack the code. I’m the type of person that looks at all the Facebook friend suggestions to see why they’re being suggested. I would say that I have too much time on my hands but I really think it’s just that I’m a bit obsessive about things.
February 5, 2010 at 10:36 am
@ #30 – Suda, you and your evil twin are always on my “must read comments” list. Along with PattyHasBeenAbducted, BettyMachette, and Skully (sorry if I misspelled anyone).
Don’t worry everyone else, I feel the love for you too (can I say that without sounding like a perv?). Just this bunch *always* makes my day!
February 5, 2010 at 10:50 am
@Suda, I had to actually look up “circlejerk”.
Uhh…yeah, guess that fits
It can’t be all love, can it?
I only hope my one comment is remembered….
embroiderrhea.
February 5, 2010 at 10:57 am
I think the psychic lady is trying to tell me that when we’re ready to add another cat to our household (which will be a while…we just lost Leo last night, so it’s definitely way too soon), it will look like Level 4 cat.
February 5, 2010 at 10:59 am
I hope you’re not at work IScream.
#31 ThisJustMakesMeSad: Thank you
It’s nice to feel the Regretsy love. Real life is pissing me off today.
February 5, 2010 at 11:27 am
LOLL…I just saw this post now.
I love that damned cat.
Even more so swirling around in that crystal ball!
February 5, 2010 at 12:42 pm
@sudabaki–my office is @ home…I’ve written myself up twice today, which means I’ll probably have to come in on Saturday
February 5, 2010 at 2:26 pm
Shit … I knew I shouldn’t have clicked onto this. I just got myself under control after yesterday’s crystal ball and that damned chocolate-covered bacon IN THE ROOM … ferheavenssake. Now I’m flat on the floor again.
February 5, 2010 at 4:07 pm
You know what’s kinda cool is that damned cat was unwittingly used as a model for a memorial, so that the owner could celebrate its life, and I think it has now gained more love and regard than they could ever have hoped.
February 5, 2010 at 5:01 pm
Is that Rip Torn (courtesy of Raz) reading the crystal ball ?
February 5, 2010 at 5:55 pm
@34- Suda
Real life is really sucky. Actually about as bad as some of these etsy sellers. LMAO
But everything is made better by regretsy. Doc says,
“Read 2 posts and call me in the morning.”
February 5, 2010 at 7:05 pm
I apologize ahead of time for this comment, but I cannot resist:
Looks like this pussy got balled.
Badump bum!
February 5, 2010 at 9:35 pm
oh yeah? well, *i* am getting a sexy *massage*.
February 5, 2010 at 11:09 pm
I’m sure you saw this coming too:
http://krugerimages.com/regretsy/crystal_ball.jpg
February 7, 2010 at 6:05 pm
They’re both frelling awesome.