I however don’t think the creepy mime boobs are funny though… i don’t know, something about black oblong nipples with no areola (sp?) kinda’ freaks me out…
I loved Hello Twitty but it was Scritti Politti that made me spit/snort. I’d be much more likely to buy Helen’s shirt than the HUMOR HILARIOUS FUNNY Titty shirt.
it actually looks like Hello Kitty (hey, you have the same initials, HK) saw some genitalia and her eyes are bugging out like a Tex Averey cartoon caracter:
I had my psychic reading done and was told I would be the proud new owner of a Hello Titty’s franchise that would be a hundred times more popular than Hooter. Dang! It must be true.
Ship to the uk and I’d buy the hello fitty and the house of un-american activites shirt. So much funnier (and less creepy) than this sellers offerings.
Recovering Crack Baby
February 5, 2010 at 10:48 am
ATTENTION PHOTOSHOPPER’S YOU ARE WANTED AT REGRETSY
Could someone purtty peretty please photoshop that fucking cat wearing a hello titty shirt? Another request and I promise within 1 year I will buy a program and figure it out. Could you photoshop Hello Kitty wearing a Hello Titty shirt.
Due to surprising demand, the Hello HUAC T-shirt is in the works, courtesy of our own Bronc Drywall. Also, a surprise Thanksgiving Turkey Skant Sweatshirt! Both available later today.
Recovering Crack Baby
February 5, 2010 at 10:56 am
#57 Skully : I remember those days of having a respectable job. It reminds me of my Father hollering at us Kid’s 5 total and 3 of us in a row. Stop playing grab ass and go to bed or I am coming up there.
I don’t want your Boss to yell at you for playing grab ass at work.
yay! congrats on your award, suda!
i am making ones just for fun and shits and giggles…none will compare to your awsomesauceness, but i still wanna play anyways lol
That is a shitty shirt–your shirts are awesome, please make them–but the seller’s chicken and egg one is simply vile. Not only is it gross and stupid, but it made me start to think horrible things, like, how is that even possible? And, wouldn’t that make the chicken a pedophile? Things no one should ever be asked to ponder.
# 35 sudabaki:
i don’t normally laugh out loud, although i chuckle a lot over here, but this… this… is one of the most awesome things i’ve EVER seen. OMG
thanks all, and of course i adore you just the same if not more…anyhoo sculptor69, do you mean hellokittyhell.com? it’s pretty damn funny. not as funny as here, of course, but still damn funny.
LOL @ skully…I could try shopping hello kitty on a tractor opening a pickle jar- bwha ha ha
I have been reading this blog for almost two months but never commented (or registered to comment) until I saw the Hello Twitty shirt. Hell yeah that is awesome.
Omigosh ….. this is getting out of control. I’ve gotta lock up my computer. I should have stopped at Suda’s brilliant contribution … I was already having trouble breathing. But foolishly jonesing for more, I opened Raz and Sister Maple Syrup’s links. That did it. I’m having a brain infarction.
Recovering Crack Baby
February 5, 2010 at 10:32 pm
#70 sudabaki- you did (I Only Hope) save that Kleenex for sale. Do9 drop a couple drips of coffee on that- Love your Mitty’s
#76 Raz- Thank you for showing me Hello Kitty wearing a Hello Titty- that is superb
a little late on the comment chain but in sheer coincidence i was linking my sisters facebook to this terrible rap video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HY9uZWCh4go and one of the group members is wearing the hello titty shirt..
February 5, 2010 at 9:34 am
yours are so much funnier- love the “hello fitty”, ha!
the hello titty looks more like the wise potato chip owl, to me
February 5, 2010 at 9:34 am
Damn, you had me at Scritti Politti.
February 5, 2010 at 9:35 am
oh yeah scritti politti is pretty freakin’ awesomesauce…LOL
hi sudabaki
February 5, 2010 at 9:36 am
I’m totally lovin’ the “hello Fitty” too! The little red bow is fantastic! Perhaps it’ll catch on among the ghetto punk kids ’round here!
February 5, 2010 at 9:38 am
I however don’t think the creepy mime boobs are funny though… i don’t know, something about black oblong nipples with no areola (sp?) kinda’ freaks me out…
February 5, 2010 at 9:38 am
My 18 year old son would wear this to school just to see if they’d make him go home. He likes to flout the rules in a passive-aggressive way.
I like the “Hello Twitty” shirt myself.
February 5, 2010 at 9:38 am
I really want the Hello Un-American Activities Committee shirt. How can that happen?
February 5, 2010 at 9:39 am
HK/BD: As usual, you two are the most kick-ass team since McMillan and Wife (if I wasn’t at work, I’d add a Hello Clitty PS).
February 5, 2010 at 9:39 am
you forgot hello shitty
February 5, 2010 at 9:40 am
Scritti Politti is the best throwback reference EVAH!
Oops, sorry – I meant it’s the most humorous hysterical hilarity HEVAH!
February 5, 2010 at 9:40 am
Hello Fitty needs to be the newest Regretsy merch.
February 5, 2010 at 9:40 am
I got a perfect way to make a new proposition:
Hello Shitty
February 5, 2010 at 9:41 am
I loved Hello Twitty but it was Scritti Politti that made me spit/snort. I’d be much more likely to buy Helen’s shirt than the HUMOR HILARIOUS FUNNY Titty shirt.
February 5, 2010 at 9:42 am
great. i just snorted cheerios outta my nose.
i’d TOTALLY buy hello scritti politti!
February 5, 2010 at 9:42 am
Um, I’m at work. Pleeeeease will somebody do a ‘shopped “Hello Shitty” please please?
February 5, 2010 at 9:42 am
it actually looks like Hello Kitty (hey, you have the same initials, HK) saw some genitalia and her eyes are bugging out like a Tex Averey cartoon caracter:
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_mJ4lc_Q9Q6k/R3vETjSQsAI/AAAAAAAAK6I/pFPro-1QPUU/s1600-h/NHPTake13.jpg
February 5, 2010 at 9:43 am
Am I the only one who thinks the “Hello Titty” one looks like ass? And it also looks like an ass…
February 5, 2010 at 9:43 am
Hello Diddy.
February 5, 2010 at 9:44 am
“I’d kill for one of these” – Frank Nitti
February 5, 2010 at 9:45 am
Maybe I’m just a huge nerd, but I’m partial to the Hello House Un-American Activities Committee.
February 5, 2010 at 9:45 am
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February 5, 2010 at 9:46 am
SKULLY- dieing here…HELLO CLITTY… must see a hello clitty.
Is that a chapter in a book for men learning about how to please their women?
February 5, 2010 at 9:46 am
Oh I’m amazed. Who could have ever PREDICTED that a kitty would end up as a titty on a t-shirt!?!
February 5, 2010 at 9:46 am
The original looks like a bottom with a scary melanoma on each cheek.
February 5, 2010 at 9:47 am
oh man! the ones you made are so awesome!
February 5, 2010 at 9:47 am
Captured Taliban in Hello Gitty?
February 5, 2010 at 9:48 am
I’ve got a perfect way to make a justification:
Hello Knitty Gritty (Dirt Band)
eh.
February 5, 2010 at 9:53 am
i love these!
February 5, 2010 at 9:55 am
This, and other HUMOR HILARIOUS FUNNY shirts are available at any quality souvenir stand/bong shop on St. Mark’s Place, NYC.
February 5, 2010 at 9:56 am
For the love of god, please make the Hello Fitty t-shirt a real thing so I can buy it and wear it with pride!
February 5, 2010 at 9:56 am
BRB- gonna go squeeze my tity’s together and glue a bow and ears on them. What? I just want to see if this shirt is accurate.
February 5, 2010 at 9:56 am
Hello Fitty is my fav!
February 5, 2010 at 9:57 am
Tried to remember the Hello Kitty opening theme, and can only think of Keroppi now! Damn you Sanrio!
Kero Kero Keroppi singing, laughing, having fun!
February 5, 2010 at 9:58 am
lolz, i didn’t realize that the others besides the titty one were not the seller’s items. i would so buy the fitty one.
February 5, 2010 at 9:58 am
February 5, 2010 at 10:00 am
# 16- I thought it was an ass also when I first looked at it!
Check this out:
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=39993777
February 5, 2010 at 10:01 am
#32 Sudabaki- good one!!!!!
February 5, 2010 at 10:02 am
“Hello House Un-American Activities Committee” is genius
February 5, 2010 at 10:04 am
Suda – thanks for answering the question: Does the bow match the mittens?
February 5, 2010 at 10:05 am
Heh, thanks Starrydreams. I thought for sure someone would beat me to it.
House Un-American Committee is genius. The minuscule highbrow part of me is not as quick to comment.
February 5, 2010 at 10:06 am
Please make these shirts for real.
February 5, 2010 at 10:07 am
OMGosh Suda- I was sooooooooooooo just thinking that- strange
February 5, 2010 at 10:07 am
#8 And Skully, once again you are a one man awesomesauce show! Hello Clitty?! Hahaha!
Sudabaki, Gold!
February 5, 2010 at 10:07 am
Actually, the shirt should read “Hello Titties.”
February 5, 2010 at 10:08 am
That Mitten’s has so many uses.
February 5, 2010 at 10:09 am
I’m totally creeped out that the seller has this on every listing.
“Msg for any questions and be sure to check out my other shirts for girls and boys ^_^”
I’ll be sure to get the chicken and the egg fucking for my 4 year old.
February 5, 2010 at 10:11 am
Skully- Hello Titties(or Clitty’s)
It’s been a long time
now you write the rest
February 5, 2010 at 10:11 am
Sign me up for the Hello House Un-American Activities Committee!
February 5, 2010 at 10:13 am
OH and minus the mass in between the ears on the shirt it is pretty accurate.
February 5, 2010 at 10:14 am
Nominating #35 Sudabaki for RCOTD.
February 5, 2010 at 10:14 am
I TOTALLY want a Hello Un-American Activities Committee shirt, too! MAKE IT! MAKE IT!
February 5, 2010 at 10:16 am
I had my psychic reading done and was told I would be the proud new owner of a Hello Titty’s franchise that would be a hundred times more popular than Hooter. Dang! It must be true.
February 5, 2010 at 10:16 am
@#35 Suda: Brilliant!
February 5, 2010 at 10:17 am
Well hell-O clitty mitty!
February 5, 2010 at 10:21 am
I want the hello fitty shirt! LOL
February 5, 2010 at 10:25 am
G. Gordon Liddy is getting the shaft in today’s comments….GOOD. That asshole looks good with a red bow.
February 5, 2010 at 10:29 am
@#47 RCB: I can’t write either song right now, I’m at (yes!) work, and I don’t wanna end up pitching a tent in my skants.
February 5, 2010 at 10:36 am
Ship to the uk and I’d buy the hello fitty and the house of un-american activites shirt. So much funnier (and less creepy) than this sellers offerings.
February 5, 2010 at 10:43 am
I’m just glad I wasn’t drinking anything when I saw Hello HUAC. That made my day!
February 5, 2010 at 10:43 am
sudabaki that hello mitty rocks.
helen, i think we need to see the “RCOTD” ribbon- she so earned it…LOL
February 5, 2010 at 10:44 am
Sudabaki–awesomesauce!
February 5, 2010 at 10:45 am
sudabaki hello mitty
That should earn a award for the whole month of feb(so what if you get shorted a few days in feb)
February 5, 2010 at 10:48 am
ATTENTION PHOTOSHOPPER’S YOU ARE WANTED AT REGRETSY
Could someone purtty peretty please photoshop that fucking cat wearing a hello titty shirt? Another request and I promise within 1 year I will buy a program and figure it out. Could you photoshop Hello Kitty wearing a Hello Titty shirt.
February 5, 2010 at 10:49 am
Oh shucks guys, I feel like I’m wrapped in a warm regretsy baby killing blanket of love.
Thanks.
February 5, 2010 at 10:55 am
Due to surprising demand, the Hello HUAC T-shirt is in the works, courtesy of our own Bronc Drywall. Also, a surprise Thanksgiving Turkey Skant Sweatshirt! Both available later today.
February 5, 2010 at 10:56 am
#57 Skully : I remember those days of having a respectable job. It reminds me of my Father hollering at us Kid’s 5 total and 3 of us in a row. Stop playing grab ass and go to bed or I am coming up there.
I don’t want your Boss to yell at you for playing grab ass at work.
February 5, 2010 at 10:56 am
I would totally buy Hello Twitty!
February 5, 2010 at 10:57 am
THANK you, Helen!!! If you couldn’t do it, I would have commissioned the nipple kitty seller to do it, and I really didn’t want to give her business…
February 5, 2010 at 10:57 am
HELEN- you are the bestest and greatest at making people happy.
February 5, 2010 at 11:01 am
OMG SQUEEEEE!!! Real life is pissing me off today. This totally makes it all better. Someone hand me a tissue.
February 5, 2010 at 11:05 am
yay! congrats on your award, suda!
i am making ones just for fun and shits and giggles…none will compare to your awsomesauceness, but i still wanna play anyways lol
February 5, 2010 at 11:08 am
I want the Scritti Politti one so badly….I am dying of want.
February 5, 2010 at 11:09 am
here is my paltry rendering- i am still laughing at suda’s but again, i just wanted to play along…
http://www.flickr.com/photos/27900808@N06/4333190264/
February 5, 2010 at 11:10 am
That is a shitty shirt–your shirts are awesome, please make them–but the seller’s chicken and egg one is simply vile. Not only is it gross and stupid, but it made me start to think horrible things, like, how is that even possible? And, wouldn’t that make the chicken a pedophile? Things no one should ever be asked to ponder.
February 5, 2010 at 11:11 am
Now that I’ve caught my breath…
I can’t beat Hello Mitty.
February 5, 2010 at 11:22 am
lyontamer, no sesne in beating her, but you can be like me and waste your whole day photoshopping…
http://www.flickr.com/photos/27900808@N06/4333214754/
February 5, 2010 at 11:22 am
sesne, sense, ya know what i meant, right?
February 5, 2010 at 11:33 am
OK the House Un-American Activities Committee made me laugh loudest. I only wish Joe McCarthy or even Roy Cohn could see it.
Liddy comes in a close second.
February 5, 2010 at 11:34 am
#72 raz – OMGawd! So saucy, I love it.
February 5, 2010 at 11:36 am
I want that last one as a t-shirt. Really. I almost snorted my (expensive) red wine.
February 5, 2010 at 11:37 am
@#75 Raz: Do you have any PS’s of topless kitties on tractors or trying to open pickle jars?
http://twitpic.com/11jb20
February 5, 2010 at 11:38 am
Raz, you’re are pretty awesome! Don’t sell yourself short.
February 5, 2010 at 11:38 am
OMG, raz! I think we need that shirt too. I know the guy at “I hate Hello Kitty” would die for laughing.
February 5, 2010 at 11:40 am
# 35 sudabaki:
i don’t normally laugh out loud, although i chuckle a lot over here, but this… this… is one of the most awesome things i’ve EVER seen. OMG
February 5, 2010 at 11:52 am
Happy there is a Hello HUAC shirt in the works but seriously, won’t Fitty and Conway and the Politti brothers feel oh so left out?
February 5, 2010 at 12:06 pm
thanks all, and of course i adore you just the same if not more…anyhoo sculptor69, do you mean hellokittyhell.com? it’s pretty damn funny. not as funny as here, of course, but still damn funny.
LOL @ skully…I could try shopping hello kitty on a tractor opening a pickle jar- bwha ha ha
February 5, 2010 at 12:15 pm
#21 Memory : I so want one.
HAHA you are so right Memory . that outfit is just hideous… can you shop me the Hello titty on it?
February 5, 2010 at 12:16 pm
Okay seriously I am at work here and my co-worker is staring at me… You guys are killing me.
February 5, 2010 at 12:18 pm
Suda…I’ll give you a tissue if you somehow incorporate it into the Mittens motif. lol.
February 5, 2010 at 12:24 pm
Hello Titty: Meh.
Hello House un-American Activities Committee: McCarthy in a cartoon hair-bow? Now that’s funny!
February 5, 2010 at 12:34 pm
Don’t think this one’s been done yet…
http://i128.photobucket.com/albums/p193/dorklikeme/HelloDIDDY.jpg
February 5, 2010 at 12:43 pm
For you Kimmer-G. I feel a little creeped out by my own ‘shop.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/36532708@N00/4332629629/
February 5, 2010 at 12:43 pm
what, no hello roman polanski? or is it too soon?
February 5, 2010 at 12:47 pm
Suda!! I’m diein! I can hardly breathe…that is beyond awesomesauce. that’s awesomeroostersauce!
February 5, 2010 at 12:56 pm
Thank God. My redneck neighbor will finally have something to wear when his “No Fat Chicks” shirt is in the wash.
February 5, 2010 at 1:00 pm
@79 Skully- especially for you…LOL
http://www.flickr.com/photos/27900808@N06/4332658385/
and suda, your last ‘shop…hahaha! love the large condoms for pedo bear…
February 5, 2010 at 1:03 pm
Um, that’s SENATOR Joe McCarthy. So it’s not a HUAC hearing. If you care, you might try these instead:
http://clerk.house.gov/images/weekinhistory/new/huac-committee-full.jpg
http://orgtheory.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/csp_nixon19461.jpg
February 5, 2010 at 1:09 pm
This totally steals the thunder from my idea to Bedazzle a t-shirt with the phrase “Titty Titty Bling Bling”
February 5, 2010 at 1:16 pm
Hello Mitty made my week. So f-ing great sudabaki. So no Hello Fitty merch? Puleeeeze?
Is the Hello HUAC going to be just a shirt? Could we get it in a mug version? i’d love to drink my work coffee from that one…
February 5, 2010 at 1:20 pm
I REALLY need the Hello HUAC shirt. A lot. My thesis needs more whimsicle fuckery.
February 5, 2010 at 1:32 pm
I would love to have the McCarthy shirt!
February 5, 2010 at 1:36 pm
Put the Hello Liddy shirt on Zazzle and I will buy it.
February 5, 2010 at 1:39 pm
I have been reading this blog for almost two months but never commented (or registered to comment) until I saw the Hello Twitty shirt. Hell yeah that is awesome.
February 5, 2010 at 1:56 pm
Please, please, please, please, PLEASE make those shirts so I can buy them! I’d wear them all.
February 5, 2010 at 2:07 pm
I still can’t figure out how to post a pic but here’s my entry:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/sistermable/4333526468/
February 5, 2010 at 2:16 pm
I just saw that t-shirt in a video from one of Conan O’Brien’s staff. It was given to a friend in his fake video will. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4n8RY-W168
February 5, 2010 at 2:33 pm
Apparently, they define “humor” and “hilarious” quite differently than I do
How is this handmade again? The whole shop is just full of mass-produced, copyright-infringing stuff
February 5, 2010 at 2:36 pm
http://photos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs140.snc3/18740_510841907955_139400909_30363276_1383063_n.jpg
February 5, 2010 at 2:37 pm
Omigosh ….. this is getting out of control. I’ve gotta lock up my computer. I should have stopped at Suda’s brilliant contribution … I was already having trouble breathing. But foolishly jonesing for more, I opened Raz and Sister Maple Syrup’s links. That did it. I’m having a brain infarction.
February 5, 2010 at 2:49 pm
@#94 Raz, Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
February 5, 2010 at 3:13 pm
It may look like ass but I kind of want to buy it and wear it…
February 5, 2010 at 3:38 pm
I WANT the Hello Twitty shirt
February 5, 2010 at 3:42 pm
This is for Max, who claims not to have any drawings involving tractors nor pickle jars in his inventory.
http://twitpic.com/11kkrf
February 5, 2010 at 3:59 pm
I must say that I especially love the Hello Fiddy, as he HAS titties.
February 5, 2010 at 4:45 pm
Helen – please – oh please – a contest?!!
February 5, 2010 at 4:47 pm
i actually like this guys shop lol
February 5, 2010 at 4:49 pm
Helen, is it possible to make a black shirt on zazzle? because I would buy HUAC shirt if it was black.
February 5, 2010 at 5:03 pm
my poor contribution:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/47248808@N02/4333829980/
February 5, 2010 at 9:14 pm
Suda’s contribution http://www.flickr.com/photos/36532708@N00/4332629629/ Made me suddenly realise something…. That girl with the mittens looks just like Dana Plato! Yes? Wow!
February 5, 2010 at 10:32 pm
#70 sudabaki- you did (I Only Hope) save that Kleenex for sale. Do9 drop a couple drips of coffee on that- Love your Mitty’s
#76 Raz- Thank you for showing me Hello Kitty wearing a Hello Titty- that is superb
February 6, 2010 at 12:07 am
I thought of a different take on “Mitty”
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=3295106&id=798798813
February 6, 2010 at 10:47 am
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February 7, 2010 at 8:04 am
I wish I could Photoshop. I’d do “The Secret Life of Walter Mitty.” Pocketa-pocketa-pocketa …
February 7, 2010 at 1:40 pm
I’d totally be into a Hello Twitty shirt.
February 8, 2010 at 10:42 pm
a little late on the comment chain but in sheer coincidence i was linking my sisters facebook to this terrible rap video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HY9uZWCh4go and one of the group members is wearing the hello titty shirt..
September 16, 2010 at 9:54 am
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=4837426&id=371918333479
This is Hello Titty, a straight, married roller derby skater. Just wanted you to see him.
March 17, 2011 at 8:30 pm
OK I would totally buy the Conway Twitty one… and possibly the G. Gordon Liddy one.