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From Our Kitchen to Yours

Posted by Helen Killer 110 comments

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Feb 4, 2010
1:35 pm
#1 karen710 :
clogged arteries? e coli?

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Feb 4, 2010
1:35 pm
#2 sudabaki© :
Is that awesome sauce she’s dipping those into? The “D” on the wall is the Pièce de résistance!!

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Feb 4, 2010
1:38 pm
#3 bumblepuppy :
Saltbox Confections is a small division of Saltbox Cakes, located in East Berlin, CT

Does the bacon get soggy?

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Feb 4, 2010
1:38 pm
This would go great with tequila!!

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Feb 4, 2010
1:39 pm
#5 WrathOfFoamy :
All’s I got’s to say is EEEWWWWW!
But then I’m a baby about trying new/unusual things

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Feb 4, 2010
1:41 pm
#6 MadGypsy :
#4, Now you’re talkin.

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Feb 4, 2010
1:41 pm
#7 WrathOfFoamy :
Nom nom nom nom
my belly hurts…
Ooo Tequila! Glug glug

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Feb 4, 2010
1:41 pm

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Feb 4, 2010
1:41 pm
#9 sudabaki© :
#5 WrathOfFoamy: I love to try new and unusual things. I’ve had this one before
http://www.vosgeschocolate.com/product/bacon_exotic_candy_bar/exotic_candy_bars
But I can’t imagine buying foodstuff from Etsy. Not to mention how unappetizing that photo makes it look.

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Feb 4, 2010
1:42 pm
#10 WendyKi :
eeeeewww and the view it in a room just adds that much more flavor!

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Feb 4, 2010
1:43 pm
The view-in-room omg! :lol:
Not even the PS cat would touch it!

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Feb 4, 2010
1:44 pm
#12 DucksNew :
Chocolate goes well with salty. Not sure how it would be with bacon but I like bacon and I like chocolate so I would probably try this.

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Feb 4, 2010
1:45 pm
#13 Chrisnyc1213 :
Or, for $10 you could buy a whole package of bacon and a bar of Hershey’s dark chocolate.

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Feb 4, 2010
1:46 pm
#14 gaycatpride :
This would pair so well with some butter dip from the Paula Deen mug I’d say.

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Feb 4, 2010
1:46 pm
#15 vergeofsomething :
V I L E!!!!

Another reason to thank God I keep kosher. :D

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Feb 4, 2010
1:46 pm
#16 getsy :
East Berlin is actually in the US of A, Schatzi! But it might look like the picture you showed for all I know :)

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Feb 4, 2010
1:49 pm
#17 liquidbiohazard :
I love how not only does this bacon-y treat have to ship across the world, but also from pre-1989!

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Feb 4, 2010
1:50 pm
This comes immediately to mind:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dy6uLfermPU

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Feb 4, 2010
1:52 pm
Now, see… I like bacon.

I like chocolate.

I’m all for trying new things and enjoying life.

But no. Just no. No thank you. Thanks anyway. No, really. Thanks for the offer. No, no, I couldn’t. I prefer to keep my chocolate separate from my pork products.

No, I don’t want to try the new porchocolate milkshake. But thank you for the offer.

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Feb 4, 2010
1:52 pm
#20 VikingKvinna :
I actually adore chocolate covered bacon – had it (and many other bacony treats) at my last birthday, which was a bacon-themed potluck. We even had bacon bourbon and bacon bloody marys and dirty bacontinis. That said, the CCB didn’t keep very well — even the next day it was kind of limp and nasty. So I can’t imagine it would ship well.

Anyway, the VIAR rocks the house. Or the hut. Whatev.

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Feb 4, 2010
1:52 pm
#21 Fartinamitten :
Mmmm, bacon…

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Feb 4, 2010
1:54 pm
#22 Fo5ter :
Chocolate covered bacon is not as good as one might think. I speak from experience. We tried this at a Christmas Party and it was a flop, funny, but a flop.

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Feb 4, 2010
2:01 pm
#23 Feel Free To Customise and Whimsiclise My Vagina :
im going to be sick

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Feb 4, 2010
2:03 pm
#24 bootsychoo :
Chocolate-covered bacon, huh? Not sure I’d care for that. But, there is a little place called Elizabeth’s in New Orleans that serves praline bacon that’s worth every clogged artery. But, I’d only mail order it when pigs fly. Bah-dum-bah!

I told y’all – I crack myself up.

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Feb 4, 2010
2:09 pm
#25 Skully :
I’d buy these if they had magnets attached.

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Feb 4, 2010
2:21 pm
#26 whyohwhy :
i’ve actually tried once upon a time – it was surprisingly tasty

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Feb 4, 2010
2:23 pm
#27 lyontamer :
Chocolate covered bacon is pretty good.

Not sure if I’d eat some from the meth lab next door, though.

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Feb 4, 2010
2:28 pm
#28 leftfoot :
I’ve done this for a hangover breakfast after a party before and it’s actually pretty good. I wouldn’t pay to have it shipped because it’s pretty gross after 3 hours of sitting around, but it’s not that bad.

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Feb 4, 2010
2:29 pm

someone bought these…
http://www.etsy.com/view_transaction.php?transaction_id=24647392

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Feb 4, 2010
2:29 pm
#30 leftfoot :
Oh this also reminded me of the “tactical bacon” (canned bacon) i sent to my army friends in Afghanistan. He said it gave everyone terrible gas. haha

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Feb 4, 2010
2:31 pm
#31 leftfoot :
And one last thing.. I bought my vegan friend “bacon salt” since he’s vegan and so is the salt (as well as kosher!).. Well, he wasn’t vegan very long after that.

I have an oddly large number of bacon related stories…

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Feb 4, 2010
2:39 pm
#32 Moons in Leo :
Just wondering how these are shipped. Slapped in an envelope? Packed in dry ice? Vacuum sealed? I’m sure you’d get a whopping case of the trots in any event.

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Feb 4, 2010
2:39 pm
#33 Efit :
Forget that you like chocolate and that you like bacon, or even that chocolate-covered bacon is “good.” Who the f*ck would buy meat on Etsy????? MEAT PEOPLE!! It’s meat! On Etsy! God dammit I can’t even contain myself, this is just horrifying.

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Feb 4, 2010
2:52 pm
#34 bootsychoo :

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Feb 4, 2010
2:53 pm
#35 artizlife :
Chocolate bacon aside, I agree with those of you who are appalled at the thought of food items on Etsy. I just can imagine the kitchens or even worse, bathrooms, that these “treats” are whipped up in. Who knows if the dog licked them, someone licked them, they fell on the floor, they were stored on the floor, they have been there for a month, etc. Baked goods? Candy? Ack, no. Horrifying.

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Feb 4, 2010
2:56 pm
#36 captaincavegirl :
#9 sudabaki© :

That Vosages bar is a thing of yummy, yummy beauty. However, that was little bits of bacon in lots of chocolate. This seems a little too porky for my taste.

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Feb 4, 2010
3:02 pm
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

INGREDIENTS: Pork belly, chocolate
NUTRITION FACTS per slice: calories 638 (440 from fat), cholesterol 53 mg, sodium 632 mg, potassium 347 mg, carbohydrate 37.7 g, protein 11.3 g

Chocolate-covered bacon is an American dish that consists of bacon cooked with a coating of either milk chocolate or dark chocolate. It can be topped with sea salt, crumbled pistachio or almond bits.
References on the internet date back at least to 2005.

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Feb 4, 2010
3:06 pm
#38 Stretch65 :
REGRETSY MATH
Bacony Bacon + Chocolatey Chocolate – leafy leaves = vomity vomit

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Feb 4, 2010
3:06 pm
#39 HelenaHandbasket :
Okay, let’s set aside the issue of questionable sanitary procedures AND the fact that this sounds revolting (yes, I have heard of this “delicacy” for awhile not-NOT drinking the KoolAid), here’s my deal: IF I wanted to try this, how the heck difficult would it be to melt a couple of chocolate chips in a custard cup, dip the end of a slice of cooked bacon in it, cool, and WAH LAH! Even I could, but would not, do this.

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Feb 4, 2010
3:08 pm
#40 littykidder :
Oh #35 artizlife, having worked in a number of restaurant kitchens….hate to tell you but often there are gross acts of fuckery going on, none too whimsical, but at least the health dept. inspects on occasion…

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Feb 4, 2010
3:15 pm
#41 Recovering Crack Baby :
This is a crime. You don’t fuck around with perfectly good bacon. It’s bacon. Bacon is perfectly fine all by its self.

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Feb 4, 2010
3:15 pm
#42 Skully :
@#34 Bootsychoo: Thanks! Check out these bacon themed produts:

http://www.mcphee.com/shop/products/Bacon-Belt.html

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Feb 4, 2010
3:18 pm
#43 Skully :
@#41 RCB: “You don’t fuck around with perfectly good bacon…” Can I use that in my obit and on my tombstone?

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Feb 4, 2010
3:24 pm
#44 Stretch65 :
I would not, could not to my bacon!

I would not, could not. I’M NOT FAKIN !!

take that Dr Seuss !!

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Feb 4, 2010
3:28 pm
#45 Recovering Crack Baby :
absolutely- and be sure that your family knows that they need to send out coffee stained thank yous.

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Feb 4, 2010
3:31 pm
#46 Sculptor69 :
ACK. No thanks, I’m not buying food on etsy. Too much fuckery going on over there – I’m afraid of what the “extra” ingredients might contain…

Let’s rationalize this. Etsy art = crappy. Etsy food = ???

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Feb 4, 2010
3:36 pm
#47 girlalive :
Would I try chocolate covered bacon? Yes. Would I eat unrefrigerated meat sent through the mail? Not a chance.

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Feb 4, 2010
3:38 pm
#48 thatjennchick :

TBH I’d probably try this…but I’d make it myself I mean how hard is it? Fry up some bacon, pat off grease, add melted chocolate and freeze.

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Feb 4, 2010
3:38 pm
#49 thatjennchick :
Wow what the heck is my avatar? LOL

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Feb 4, 2010
3:41 pm
#50 SuperSnark :
I know a place that has maple bars with bacon on top now those kick ass! Eat one HELL YEH! Buy on on etsy-and eat it? HELL NO!

artizlife is right if you ever have worked in the food service industry you become suspect of everything relating to food prep!!!!

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Feb 4, 2010
3:44 pm
#51 Moons in Leo :

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Feb 4, 2010
3:49 pm
#52 methuselah :
C’mon you guys. Who knows more about schokolade und schweinfleisch than der Deutsch? I would totally try it if it weren’t for the fact that suicide by Etsy is not a dignified death.

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Feb 4, 2010
3:58 pm
#53 Wilma Fingerdoo :
I’m an adventurous eater but I’d have to draw the line…

The picture looks like there’s a contest for who shit the longest doodle.

I do not want to eat what I see.

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Feb 4, 2010
4:03 pm
#54 littykidder :
True so true Moons in Leo #51,and the diabetes rate is exploding for the same reasons, but dark chocolate is full of good things for the bod.
Piggies in our diet is lethal for us, for sustainability of the planet & sucks for the pigs , just sayin’

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Feb 4, 2010
4:07 pm
#55 leftfoot :
#54 littykidder : but fake bacon can’t be any better for people with all of the preservatives, dyes and so on. Everything in moderation and nothing’s bad for you.

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Feb 4, 2010
4:10 pm
It fits right in for the upcoming holiday…

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2699/4331479178_be01e88e5b_o.jpg

(I had some spare time :lol: )

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Feb 4, 2010
4:14 pm
my daughter came home from a morning breakfast birthday pajama party (6, so kids too kids too little for slumber parties still, kind of a swell idea) and said she had gotten whipped cream from her waffles on bacon and it was good. I said eew. Tried it with her a few weeks later.

Actually, pretty damn good. In smallll doses. That said, I’d try this AT HOME.

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Feb 4, 2010
4:18 pm
#58 littykidder :
#56,nice, but missing from the holiday asst. -the chow mein crapstacks-

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Feb 4, 2010
4:20 pm
#59 sudabaki© :

#36 captaincavegirl: Agreed, I feel a little sick looking at this.

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Feb 4, 2010
4:22 pm
#60 Vile & Evil Debbie Downer :
Hey, don’t worry people! That kitchen where the bacon is hand-dipped in chocolate, it’s quite clean and sanitary. The cat is the dishwasher.

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Feb 4, 2010
4:25 pm

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Feb 4, 2010
4:27 pm
#62 razberries :
late to the fuckery this fine evening…
anyhoo those bacony strips look like something that came out of the brown scarf colon cleansing kit!

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Feb 4, 2010
4:28 pm
#63 Vile & Evil Debbie Downer :
#56 IscreamUscream. that is a work of wimsicle fuckery art. I LOVE YOU SO MUCH

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Feb 4, 2010
4:35 pm
#64 littykidder :

#55 left foot, I hear ya’,except for maybe that artificially dyed faery poop-it won’t ever break down.

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Feb 4, 2010
4:37 pm
#65 brute :

i’m not bothered by the choco-bacon thing. I’ve heard it’s good actually. BUT I’ve always been bothered about buying food from Etsy! Is that the reason this is on here?

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Feb 4, 2010
4:40 pm
I’ve seen chocolate covered bacon at a deli in Portland, Maine. I was not at all tempted to try it, but apparently it’s having a bit of a fad.
I don’t really want bacon mailed to me, regardless of what it is covered with.

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Feb 4, 2010
4:41 pm
#67 Helen Killer :
@ #65 Yes, I think the View it in a Room says it all.

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Feb 4, 2010
4:43 pm
#68 Noadi :
Om nom nom nom. Chocolate covered bacon is delicious. I keep meaning to make some (not to sell, I plan to eat them all) but my scale keeps telling me it’s a bad idea.

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Feb 4, 2010
4:49 pm
#69 bloodorange :
Say what? Chocolate covered bacon is tasty.

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Feb 4, 2010
4:53 pm
#70 the_precipitate :
At least it isn’t listed under ‘Vintage’.

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Feb 4, 2010
4:56 pm
#71 Skully :
@#57 angatdorotheas: Now I’m really craving some Roscoe’s House of Chicken and Waffles.

http://www.roscoeschickenandwaffles.com/

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Feb 4, 2010
5:01 pm
#72 Helen Killer :
@ #69, I just don’t believe in buying pork on Etsy.

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Feb 4, 2010
5:05 pm
#73 leftfoot :

#64 littykidder: better than twinkies! :-)

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Feb 4, 2010
5:08 pm
Raz, :lol: DebbieD <3
I have to admit–I like bacon drowned in maple syrup
But I wouldn't buy something that could turn on my immune system

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Feb 4, 2010
5:15 pm
#75 izk :

the bacon has perfect marbling. mmm

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Feb 4, 2010
5:15 pm
#76 mimiomi :
I tried chocolate covered bacon at the Minnesota State Fair last year. I must say that I thought it could have been done better. For one, it was cold from being refrigerated (nothing like cold bacon grease). I think it would be better with freshly made (hot) bacon that is dipped in chocolate when you order. Also, the bacon was pretty thin. Thicker-cut bacon would have been better. And crispiness could not have hurt, either.

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Feb 4, 2010
5:21 pm
#77 thembone :

It sounds weird, but it’s surprisingly delicious.

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Feb 4, 2010
5:30 pm
#78 voxwoman :
#56 IscreamUscream- that is fantastic, but you left off “Crunchy Frog”!

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Feb 4, 2010
5:30 pm
#79 voxwoman :
Also, aren’t there LAWS about selling food (especially across state lines)? Like, don’t you have to be registered with the FDA or something? Or am I completely naive?

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Feb 4, 2010
5:41 pm
#80 madamedefarge :
They look like chocolate covered rawhide dog treats to me.

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Feb 4, 2010
5:50 pm
#81 Noadi :

#79 I don’t believe any registration with the FDA is required, you just have to be following their rules and your state’s laws for food production (which vary, some require an inspected commercial kitchen, some don’t).

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Feb 4, 2010
6:08 pm
#82 StinkBait :
I have been told that you have to have a license to sell food.

Perhaps someone who sells food online “legally” can fill us in on this.

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Feb 4, 2010
6:13 pm
#83 StinkBait :
“Basics of selling food on Etsy.

Food items may be listed on Etsy in the Plants and Edibles Category, provided that the food items comply with all of Etsy’s policies for handmade items. Per Etsy’s Terms of Use, as a seller you must also follow all applicable local laws concerning the items you sell and your activity on Etsy. Laws and regulations for the preparation, sale and shipping of food items vary greatly by location. ”

Apparently Etsy does not know the answer either.

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Feb 4, 2010
6:16 pm
@voxwoman–
But there’s a genuine toad in every box! :)

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Feb 4, 2010
6:19 pm
Ironically, I just discovered something awesome last night. Potato chips and nutella. And I didn’t have to travel through time and climb a wall to get it!

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Feb 4, 2010
6:23 pm

#71 Skully….we don’t have those here! So we make do. With the knowledge that its a healthy-diet-fail.

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Feb 4, 2010
6:24 pm

#85……oddly attracted to that concept.

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Feb 4, 2010
6:31 pm
@creepylittlegirl
Somehow that’s less troubling than say–Spam and Spumoni :)

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Feb 4, 2010
6:51 pm
#89 JustJon :
Peanut butter on bacon: yum!
Syrup on bacon: ohhh nom nom!
Chocolate on bacon: Hm. Why not? Sounds good.
Chocolate bacon through the mail: Only if it comes with sausage, eggs over easy and a steaming hot cup of coffee.

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Feb 4, 2010
7:00 pm
#90 rocza :

Yum. Tasty, but easy to make at home. (I make it all the time.)

The trick to avoiding the soggy after a couple of hours is to candy the bacon first, with either brown sugar or maple simple syrup.

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Feb 4, 2010
7:15 pm
#91 WTFisthatanyway :

Mr. Hankey! OMG it’s Mr. Fuckin’ Hanky! What have they done to you bro? Looks like you got nailed by a steamroller.

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Feb 4, 2010
7:31 pm
#92 Helena :
OMG!!!!! The view it in a room, don’t look at it, you will be rolling on the floor laughing the rest of the day. Truly amazing!

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Feb 4, 2010
7:32 pm
#93 Auntie Social :
Helen Killer, you have outdone yourself with your “View it in a Room”! Genius, just fucking genius.

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Feb 4, 2010
8:09 pm
#94 Vile & Evil Debbie Downer :
leftfoot, you had me at “kosher bacon salt”.

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Feb 4, 2010
8:42 pm
#95 Avatard :
The View it in a Room was over the top. #56IscreamUscream: on the menu – Generalisimo Franco American spaghetti dinner, Caesar Chavez salad and a bottle of Pinochet Noir.

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Feb 4, 2010
8:49 pm

@ avatard :lol:

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Feb 4, 2010
8:50 pm
I was fine … just fine. Smirking a bit but well under control. Until I saw that chocolate covered bacon “in a room”. That did me in. Now the cat’s cowering under the bed and the neighbor is banging on my wall ….. Bwahaaaahaaahaaahaaa ….

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Feb 4, 2010
9:33 pm
#98 Catish :

Looks like someone took a too hot iron to some syntetic (how the hell you spell that anyways ?) cloth and well… it melted… Doesn’t look good and sure as heck doesn’t feel good. I should know, I ripped a seam open on a jacket just like that yesterday…

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Feb 4, 2010
9:48 pm
#99 jodirocks :

OMG the view it in a room… killin me!!!!

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Feb 5, 2010
3:04 am
#100 laughinglurker :

Only one thing to say.

Don’t fuck with my chocolate.

Smiles
Kelly

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Feb 5, 2010
5:39 am
#101 michelleeeeee :

up next from salt box confections: borscht dipped bacon.

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Feb 5, 2010
9:18 am
#102 Sammy the Goose :

Just the thing for people on the Homer Simpson diet. Mmmmmm, chocolate covered baaaaacon.

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Feb 5, 2010
10:14 am
#103 LexiDizzle :

You know, when I saw “View it in a Room” I half-expected to see some Dali-esque, limp bacon dripping chocolate.

Then it occurred to me that not even Dali could have conceived of chocolate covered bacon.

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Feb 5, 2010
10:47 am
I bet all the bacon has been licked by Level 4 Kitty before being lovingly packed in a box and shipped to the customers.

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Feb 5, 2010
11:39 am
#105 Jack Frieze :

Similar to CrepyLittleGirl’s potato chips and Nutella, I found out years ago, by -errr- accident that chocolate bar and corn chips taste like Cheddar cheese if eaten together. The experience was like the first time you find out that red and green light together appear yellow.

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Feb 5, 2010
12:44 pm

So here’s an idea.
1. Lookup your county health inspector
2. Email them the “View in a Room”–demanding something be done about it!
3. rinse, repeat

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Feb 5, 2010
4:53 pm

I think chocolate dipped bacon is good! I’ve eaten it before. The kind I had was with both milk chocolate and dark. The bacon was thick lean bacon. The fat was trimmed from the ends.
If you use thin bacon you can’t really taste the bacon just the salt.
I recommend eating it with a malty hoppy beer like 90 Minute Dogfish Head or a red Zin wine. :)

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Feb 6, 2010
12:58 pm
#108 AreYouGoingToEatThatPickle :

I heard this news story on my way home from work earlier this week:

http://www.news1130.com/news/local/article/23444–sex-or-bacon

It seems that many people would give up sex before they’d give up bacon.

Fools!

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Feb 6, 2010
7:07 pm
#109 evlbuxmbetty :

the photoshop-background cat never gets old

will LOL again

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Apr 15, 2010
8:45 am
#110 calexsy :

My boyfriend’s coworker made this for him, and he made some for me… and y’all are knocking something SERIOUSLY wonderful. The first time I had chocolate covered bacon it was like the universe was happening in my mouth. There’s no cynicism or sarcasm here… really, it’s that damn good.

how can you go wrong with bacon anyways?

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