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One Hour Hole Job – $125

Posted by Helen Killer

151 comments

This is on the front page of Etsy right now. Handpicked, as they say, which is the term I’m starting to think they use when they mean “pulled from my ass”.

Sure it’s $125, but it comes with all the squares she cut out so you can print really small flyers. For fairies.

Don’t feel bad if you miss it, because this baby is one in a series!

“This is the first completed piece in a new series I’ve started. Each piece will take one solid hour (I stop working as soon as the hour is up).”

Kind of makes you wonder what you could do in an hour.

HERE’S YOUR BLANK

Put your links in the comments and I’ll add the html to make the images show up. The blank is already the right size for the comments.

Filed in Annoying Descriptions, Art, Contests 151 comments

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Feb 2, 2010
5:39 pm

#1 clevercat :

I know Razzie could shop something outta this that would look a whole lot better than this.

Rate this comment: +4

Feb 2, 2010
5:40 pm

#2 michelleames :

OK…WTF??? I’d love to make $125/hour for using my exacto knife. And, hell, I can cut INTERESTING things with mine.

This is one twisted pseudo-artist.

Your comment about fliers for fairies just about made me spray Dr Pepper all over my keyboard. Keep up the great fuckery!

Rate this comment: +30

Feb 2, 2010
5:40 pm

#3 Ravyncrow :

yay you thought it was bad enough for mention! LOL When I saw it I just . couldn’t . belive . my . eyes.
Get out the X-Acto knives everyone … we can make a fortune! In just a few hours a day!

Rate this comment: +13

Feb 2, 2010
5:40 pm

#4 kissyface :

WTF?????

Rate this comment: +6

Feb 2, 2010
5:41 pm

#5 Minime :

I didn’t know my obsessive/compulsive disorder could earn me money!

Rate this comment: +86

Feb 2, 2010
5:42 pm

#6 Ravyncrow :

Oh and I absolutely *love* that we get the chad, too! In a zip-top baggie! Can I get all those signed too? Just, you know, to prove they were really from the same piece of art?

Rate this comment: +47

Feb 2, 2010
5:43 pm

#7 clevercat :

…or Suda or Skully or ISUS and the others. If my cat ate this she could make something better. “Here kitty Mommy has some nice paper and glitter beads for you…”

Had to post the last one fast so as to get pole position.

Rate this comment: +11

Feb 2, 2010
5:43 pm

#8 captaincavegirl :

Upside: That pattern would make delightful fabric for the Spoonflower project.

Downside: Everything else.

Rate this comment: +39

Feb 2, 2010
5:46 pm

#9 Rob T Firefly :

If I knew OCD was a $125 an hour marketable skill, I would never have gone to all that therapy.

Rate this comment: +64

Feb 2, 2010
5:46 pm

#10 Captain Pasty :

This is something someone bored would do in a lecture.

Rate this comment: +35

Feb 2, 2010
5:49 pm

#11 snarkymcbitterson :

She has to sell these things to pay for the speed so she can make more of these things to buy more speed.

Rate this comment: +66

Feb 2, 2010
5:50 pm

#12 Patty has been abuducted by an alien :

Thank fuck its signed and dated then shipped in “a reinforced sturdy fiberboard envelope.” Because I’d be bloody disappointed otherwise.

“You also get a baggie of the the cut out bits!”

For $125, YOU throw out your own trash.

“I only ship priority unless you express other wishes.”

I wish that you’d stop trying to sell this GARBAGE!

Rate this comment: +45

Feb 2, 2010
5:51 pm

#13 batontwirler1 :

Not only is she charging $125 for it, she’s charging $7 to ship a piece of graph paper. Must be heavy paper.

Rate this comment: +26

Feb 2, 2010
5:52 pm

#14 clevercat :

okay I got one for you

I think it is the guy who did the pencil sketches – he is watching you…

Rate this comment: +57

Feb 2, 2010
5:52 pm

#15 bondgurl :

It can’t be OCD, or the “artist” would have finished the last row.

Hour finished or not.

Rate this comment: +68

Feb 2, 2010
5:52 pm

#16 Feel Free To Customise and Whimsiclise My Vagina :

yeah its fucking bullshit. I hearted the shop so i could see what other fuckery emerges. I saw this on the front page too, and i couldnt believe it.

Rate this comment: +16

Feb 2, 2010
5:54 pm

#17 Feel Free To Customise and Whimsiclise My Vagina :

you know helen you really are doing a valuable community service here, letting us vent our frustration at the utter codswallop we see on the FP daily. The staff there are just so up in la la urban loft land they dont know what the fuck they are looking at

/rant

Rate this comment: +34

Feb 2, 2010
5:59 pm

#18 Eruanna :

A piece of graph paper with holes cut in it? Is that seriously what Im looking at?

Rate this comment: +33

Feb 2, 2010
5:59 pm

#19 Ravyncrow :

I want to see the groping snout of desire work its way thru this piece of mesh …

Rate this comment: +32

Feb 2, 2010
6:00 pm

#20 Saraf :

ok, that didn’t work! April feel free to delete my previous comment

THIS is how this seller makes me feel
http://www.entertonement.com/clips/rpcbwwlgfh–holy-shitChristmas-Chevy-Chase-Christmas-Vacation-Clark-Griswold-

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Feb 2, 2010
6:01 pm

#21 IscreamUscream :

@Raz

that’s totally him!

Rate this comment: +5

Feb 2, 2010
6:01 pm

#22 Rowan :

Wow $125.00 for 1 sheet of graph paper and a bag of confetti. This isn’t art; its a mockery of art.

Rate this comment: +27

Feb 2, 2010
6:02 pm

#23 artizlife :

The comments here make me laugh out loud. You guys are hilarious. This piece of s*** is why real talented artists have had such a hard time in the past few decades. God. We are so degraded that we like crap?

Rate this comment: +26

Feb 2, 2010
6:06 pm

#24 Ravyncrow :

Maybe this is what the art critics consider to be “cutting edge” …

Rate this comment: +43

Feb 2, 2010
6:08 pm

#25 voxwoman :

There should at least be a video included if this person is selling performance art.

This is just like the pretentious crap you see in galleries, but cheaper, actually.

I needed to find this site again, to put balance back in my world. THIS dude can cut paper!
http://www.petercallesen.com/

Rate this comment: +48

Feb 2, 2010
6:10 pm

#26 Feel Free To Customise and Whimsiclise My Vagina :

at $125 an hour, the seller could be an attorney

Rate this comment: +10

Feb 2, 2010
6:12 pm

#27 raven :

Yuck!

Besides ….I only buy art pieces that takes 1 hour and 6 minutes to finish……

Rate this comment: +20

Feb 2, 2010
6:12 pm

#28 razberries :

omfg- yes, i saw this fuckery posted on the regretsy fb fan page, and was *praying* that helen would share over here!
and thanks clevercat for the shout-out…you and i are a lot alike- “pole position”-

ok, i gotta think of something…BRB

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Feb 2, 2010
6:12 pm

#29 Patty has been abuducted by an alien :

Fuck-fuck-fuckity-fuck!

Three times in a row, my Photoshop program shuts down with some error! GAH!

Now you’ll never suffer the sight of my negative-number-style of Photoshop!

At least, not today.

*grumble-grumble-fuckity-fuck*

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Feb 2, 2010
6:13 pm

#30 sudabaki© :

“This is the first completed piece in a new series I’ve started. Each piece will take one solid hour (I stop working as soon as the hour is up) and for now will be a “sketch” of a finished project that took many hours to complete.”

So did this take the “artist” and hour or 30 hours? If this is an example of 30 hours then 1 hour would get me what, just less than 6 squares cut out?? I can do that myself for the cost of one pad of graph paper, a box of no-doz and no postage.

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Feb 2, 2010
6:15 pm

#31 NinjaGato :

this is what happens when you give a speed addict an exacto knife.

Rate this comment: +11

Feb 2, 2010
6:16 pm

#32 NinjaGato :

You also get a baggie of the clippings. so basically it’s $125 confetti?

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Feb 2, 2010
6:16 pm

#33 Recovering Crack Baby :

http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=30944601

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Feb 2, 2010
6:17 pm

#34 KateRhoades :

not blackface

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Feb 2, 2010
6:17 pm

#35 Recovering Crack Baby :

http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=39005070

Fire uh huhuhuh fire fire

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Feb 2, 2010
6:19 pm

#36 AreYouGoingToEatThatPickle :

@#26 Feel Free To Customise and Whimsiclise My Vagina:

“at $125 an hour, the seller could be an attorney”

Holy shit! I’m moving to where you live – my divorce attorney is charging me $375/hour!! I suppose in comparison to what she’s done for me so far, this seller has this item priced about right… their competencies are somewhat similar.

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Feb 2, 2010
6:22 pm

#37 clevercat :

RCB not sure where you are going with these posts but thanks for adding to my nightmares.

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Feb 2, 2010
6:22 pm

#38 Recovering Crack Baby :

am i fucking getting this right? do we just put the link in as a comment?

Rate this comment: +2

Feb 2, 2010
6:23 pm

#39 voxwoman :

OK, what I’d really want to do, if I had time (which I don’t – there’s stuff that needs ironing) is put a tiny picture of older regretsy entries in each empty box. But I will do something…

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Feb 2, 2010
6:23 pm

#40 NinjaGato :

KateRhodes- I almost peed myself!

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Feb 2, 2010
6:23 pm

#41 Recovering Crack Baby :

#37- remember what the beaver- groundhog- whatever said about dreaming about things-

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Feb 2, 2010
6:24 pm

#42 starrydreams :

On the front page of ETSY??!

Rate this comment: +8

Feb 2, 2010
6:25 pm

#43 starrydreams :

41 hearts?????

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Feb 2, 2010
6:27 pm

#44 starrydreams :

After seeing this bullshit I am having another glass of wine and I am going to bed. Starry Dreams out!!!!!!

Rate this comment: +5

Feb 2, 2010
6:27 pm

#45 Recovering Crack Baby :

clevercat- those are what i would put on the blank but I am handicrafted and I obviously don’t know what the fuck I am doing- I think the pyro doll belongs behind a sheet of paper. huh huh fire fire huhuh fire fire

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Feb 2, 2010
6:30 pm

#46 clevercat :

OHHHHHHH sorry

usually I have to read something out loud to understand it. I could only glance at those dolls on account of someone screaming. <-me

Rate this comment: +6

Feb 2, 2010
6:35 pm

#47 bootsychoo :

Patty, your poor Photoshop program can hardly be blamed for not wanting to take on this piece of “art”.

Rate this comment: +7

Feb 2, 2010
6:35 pm

#48 sudabaki© :

http://www.flickr.com/photos/36532708@N00/4326957374/

Rate this comment: +59

Feb 2, 2010
6:36 pm

#49 Recovering Crack Baby :

CLEVERCAT-OK so I guess I did not do this right????? You are so gonna buy that fucking pyro doll and you know it- hey you could whip it out and light someone’s cigarette for them and watch the reaction- my kind of fun

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Feb 2, 2010
6:37 pm

#50 clevercat :

I would like to change the caption of my ’shop to “Hello Clarice”

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Feb 2, 2010
6:38 pm

#51 razberries :

did somebody say, “confetti?”
http://www.flickr.com/photos/27900808@N06/4326957214/

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Feb 2, 2010
6:40 pm

#52 ThisJustMakesMeSad :

Some of the funniest comments I’ve read yet

Thanks for the smiles. I’m drinking hot chocolate, that would prove dangerous if snorted through the nose.

Rate this comment: +5

Feb 2, 2010
6:40 pm

#53 lemming :

Beaten by sudabaki (and I like theirs a bit better)

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Feb 2, 2010
6:41 pm

#54 BettyMachete :

This reminds me of what that chick in ‘The Breakfast Club’ might do during detentions.
At least its priority shipping, don’t think I could wait for regular mail.

Rate this comment: +31

Feb 2, 2010
6:41 pm

#55 voxwoman :

OK, my first regretsy photoshop. Please be kind.

Rate this comment: +56

Feb 2, 2010
6:42 pm

#56 Recovering Crack Baby :

Oh fuck i can’t photoshop but if i could that is what i would use. This post is gonna be really funny to read later on when I am not all fucked up. The Doc’s upped me to stronger meds for my back. John says i walk like I am in a shitting position.

Rate this comment: +9

Feb 2, 2010
6:43 pm

#57 iunifera :

aaaaargh! let’s try this again.

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Feb 2, 2010
6:43 pm

#58 Feel Free To Customise and Whimsiclise My Vagina :

i’m sure a lot of you feel the same way as i do – in that i sometimes feel sorry for the seller and the possibility that they catch on they are on regretsy and read some of teh snarky comments.

But you know what? I want her to read these. I think Etsy needs a wake up call in accepting this sort of crap AND putting it on the front page, meanwhile hundreds, no THousands of artists are hidden away in teh Art category, because they dont fit the pretentious whitewashed vague aesthetic that is…

Rate this comment: +43

Feb 2, 2010
6:43 pm

#59 Sculptor69 :

I dare one of you with a boring day job and/or no life to ’shop a different piece of Regretsy fuckery into each pane.

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Feb 2, 2010
6:44 pm

#60 sudabaki© :

my meta-fuckery circle jerk shout out to CleverCat

http://www.flickr.com/photos/36532708@N00/4326236589/

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Feb 2, 2010
6:44 pm

#61 Feel Free To Customise and Whimsiclise My Vagina :

damn it one word short-

Etsy!

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Feb 2, 2010
6:45 pm

#62 sudabaki© :

#60 Sculptor69 :
“I dare one of you with a boring day job and/or no life to ’shop a different piece of Regretsy fuckery into each pane.”

That’s what I started to do then I realized what a huge undertaking that would be. I hope someone does it though.

Rate this comment: +17

Feb 2, 2010
6:46 pm

#63 BettyMachete :

#58 iunifera – LOVE IT. All you photoshoppers are the real artists! Can you tell I have photoshop envy? May just need to treat myself and learn how….

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Feb 2, 2010
6:47 pm

#64 BettyMachete :

YAY sudabaki!

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Feb 2, 2010
6:51 pm

#65 razberries :

here is another one- i am one of the currently jobless with no life, but i dunno if i have the patience to do that many boxes…
you’ll hafta settle for this for now…
http://www.flickr.com/photos/27900808@N06/4326983840/

Rate this comment: +29

Feb 2, 2010
6:52 pm

#66 Recovering Crack Baby :

#14 clevercat Perhaps your next one hour photo could be the window girl as I said they make a great pair. That would be fun to have 2 pics hanging on the wall- one of him and one of her bah hahahahahahaa.

Rate this comment: +5

Feb 2, 2010
6:54 pm

#67 Sculptor69 :

#62 Hahaha, that’s why I suggested someone else do it – that’s an enormous amount of alcohol require, and my liver can’t handle it.

Rate this comment: +7

Feb 2, 2010
6:54 pm

#68 Feel Free To Customise and Whimsiclise My Vagina :

LOL razberries LOL!

Rate this comment: +6

Feb 2, 2010
6:55 pm

#69 voxwoman :

I think I’ll post a “1-hour quilt” for sale. It will be 4 yards of fabric, only 2 of which are ironed.

Rate this comment: +51

Feb 2, 2010
6:55 pm

#70 BettyMachete :

#65 razberries- you are making me open another bottle of wine…too funny!

Rate this comment: +4

Feb 2, 2010
6:57 pm

#71 pleasedontpickme :

this makes me want to punch myself in the face

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Feb 2, 2010
6:58 pm

#72 blondeweezie :

http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=11073140

Thanks for the migraine, dammit.

Rate this comment: +14

Feb 2, 2010
6:58 pm

#73 hamoza :

Oh shit , I think I need to get off this grid before I fall out of my chair…
Y’all are too too nuts in the BEST way!

Rate this comment: +6

Feb 2, 2010
6:58 pm

#74 razberries :

aww thanks! i am always flattered when i can encourage someone to drink

did anyone get my rip taylor reference in my first one? that was my personal fave…LOL

Rate this comment: +11

Feb 2, 2010
7:00 pm

#75 Feel Free To Customise and Whimsiclise My Vagina :

I love you all lol

Rate this comment: +8

Feb 2, 2010
7:02 pm

#76 yardchicken :

So if it only takes half the time, do I get to double the price?

http://www.flickr.com/photos/yardchicken2/4326267483/

Rate this comment: +6

Feb 2, 2010
7:08 pm

#77 detroit :

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Feb 2, 2010
7:10 pm

#78 sudabaki© :

This is for you RCB!

http://www.flickr.com/photos/36532708@N00/4327017092/

Rate this comment: +17

Feb 2, 2010
7:10 pm

#79 Sculptor69 :

Detroit, SHITTY? I damn near peed my pants! That’s awesomesaucetastic!!!

Rate this comment: +4

Feb 2, 2010
7:11 pm

#80 Sculptor69 :

Hey anyone want to end the world? ‘Shop that picture inside each square, shrink the whole thing down, do it again. And Again. Eventually you’ll split the atom.

Rate this comment: +31

Feb 2, 2010
7:12 pm

#81 Patty has been abuducted by an alien :

#47 bootsychoo :

Patty, your poor Photoshop program can hardly be blamed for not wanting to take on this piece of “art”.

***

Well… true. I was going to Photoshop the grid into a pair of skants from my skants entry. Every time I’d go to do just that, I’d get that damn “Photoshop has encountered a problem and has to close…” error.

I suppose I should be glad it didn’t outright commit suicide.

Keep it up, Regretsians, I’m still having a good time seeing yours.

Rate this comment: +12

Feb 2, 2010
7:12 pm

#82 Rowan :

#60 sudabaki©
Your meta-fuckery circle jerk may have scarred me for life. Nice work incorporating the man thong with the skants. Truly frightening.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/36532708@N00/4326236589/

Rate this comment: +16

Feb 2, 2010
7:12 pm

#83 Recovering Crack Baby :

#62 sudabaki© : I am not breaking any laws this time. Do you see the c? I am so proud of you and the way you positioned the cock and balls holder all snuggy in their skants. I had to look up to see it. Simply Stunning.It looks just as if at any second they could fall on top of your head.

Rate this comment: +10

Feb 2, 2010
7:12 pm

#84 Vile & Evil Debbie Downer :

Submitted for your approval: the graph reveals a disturbing pattern.

http://twitpic.com/114794

Rate this comment: +35

Feb 2, 2010
7:13 pm

#85 Feel Free To Customise and Whimsiclise My Vagina :

OH lol Detroit, thats a crack up

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Feb 2, 2010
7:16 pm

#86 raven :

It is on the front page? That SUCKS!!!

Rate this comment: +9

Feb 2, 2010
7:17 pm

#87 Recovering Crack Baby :

#78 sudabaki© : It is perfect- so beautifully placed. I need to wipe the tears. They are streaming so fast I can hardly see.Oh how I love thee let me count the 125 ways.

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Feb 2, 2010
7:18 pm

#88 Feel Free To Customise and Whimsiclise My Vagina :

this is all too profound for me. Did it take her 30 hours or one hour??

Rate this comment: +4

Feb 2, 2010
7:18 pm

#89 Feel Free To Customise and Whimsiclise My Vagina :

or 31 hours?

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Feb 2, 2010
7:19 pm

#90 girlPUNCH :

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Feb 2, 2010
7:20 pm

#91 voxwoman :

http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=11073140

I have about 10,000 dollars worth of these sitting in the margins of my college math and chemistry notebooks! Who knew?

Rate this comment: +24

Feb 2, 2010
7:22 pm

#92 Feel Free To Customise and Whimsiclise My Vagina :

yeah and why does it only cost $5 to ship that and $10 for the graph wonderment?

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Feb 2, 2010
7:22 pm

#93 methuselah :

Okay, here’s the first…

http://www.flickr.com/photos/32727039@N02/4326311845/sizes/o/

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Feb 2, 2010
7:23 pm

#94 Recovering Crack Baby :

#88 Feel Free To Customise and Whimsiclise My Vagina :

It took her one hour to cut the squares and 30 hours to come down off of the high everytime she thought about how she so delicately, yet quickly, removed the squares with the gracefullness of a surgeon’s hand.

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Feb 2, 2010
7:25 pm

#95 Feel Free To Customise and Whimsiclise My Vagina :

#94 oh and hopefully within the next 30 hours she will realise she is on regretsy and remove the listing

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Feb 2, 2010
7:26 pm

#96 Feel Free To Customise and Whimsiclise My Vagina :

i wanna list something and this shits taking up too much space in the art section

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Feb 2, 2010
7:26 pm

#97 Feel Free To Customise and Whimsiclise My Vagina :

wow i dont even have PMT

Rate this comment: +2

Feb 2, 2010
7:27 pm

#98 grodelated :

i saw this and immediately thought of that one scene from “Yellow Submarine”.

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Feb 2, 2010
7:27 pm

#99 Patty has been abuducted by an alien :

You guys are freakin’ awesome and I want to have all your babies.

Not all at once, of course, because that would be really messy.

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Feb 2, 2010
7:27 pm

#100 Recovering Crack Baby :

#95- something tells me that she does not have that kind of self awareness.

OH- and I bet the extra shipping has to do with the squares in there own baggie. Those baggies cost a good nickel or two and not counting the minutes it took her to place them in there.

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Feb 2, 2010
7:31 pm

#101 sudabaki© :

@Raz, I used to love The Gong Show and Hollywood Squares!

@Detroit, that was awesome, not shitty at all!

#84 Vile and Evil, you always crack me up.

#82 Rowan, I’m glad I could scar you. That’s the highest compliment here. That’s how I felt when CleverCat first posted it.

@RCB Thank you for calling me by my proper name. I’m so glad you liked it. I even made sure the lighter showed just a bit.

#89 Customise…Vagina, That’s exatly what I want to know!

Rate this comment: +8

Feb 2, 2010
7:32 pm

#102 pleasedontpickme :

we need to pump it up to like level 100000000000. someone has to be able to take all the past listings, shrink them down, then arrange it like a mosaic to look like a vagina

Rate this comment: +22

Feb 2, 2010
7:43 pm

#103 mwittier :

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Feb 2, 2010
7:45 pm

#104 Feel Free To Customise and Whimsiclise My Vagina :

#99 and theres probably a good dose of cat/dog hair in that bag too- and that would account for the extra shipping cost

Rate this comment: +5

Feb 2, 2010
7:49 pm

#105 theleewit711 :

Some one should do one with the gumball clown!

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Feb 2, 2010
7:52 pm

#106 IscreamUscream :

Somehow this “art” reminds me of those confessional screens…

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Feb 2, 2010
8:05 pm

#107 mwittier :

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Feb 2, 2010
8:07 pm

#108 WrathOfFoamy :

I have no patience for photoshop… I’ll just enjoy all your efforts. and some look like they took a whole lot of time! Awesomesaucetastic

Rate this comment: +3

Feb 2, 2010
8:08 pm

#109 SuperSnark :

$125.00 for a shitty left over piece of graph paper from your 7th grade geomerty notebook, I want something else in my F*CKING baggie beotch!!!!!!

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Feb 2, 2010
8:11 pm

#110 SuperSnark :

BTW #97 grodelated, FREAKIN’ awesome!!!

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Feb 2, 2010
8:14 pm

#111 grodelated :

#112 SuperSnark: thanks, but not all of it shows up in the comments because there’s not enough space. here’s a link to the whole thing: http://i645.photobucket.com/albums/uu173/gr0del8ed/whimsicle.jpg

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Feb 2, 2010
8:16 pm

#112 HelenaHandbasket :

The included chads will make for hours of OCD fun, trying to perfectly complete the puzzle.

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Feb 2, 2010
8:20 pm

#113 methuselah :

Here’s #2

http://www.flickr.com/photos/32727039@N02/4327157100/sizes/o/

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Feb 2, 2010
8:23 pm

#114 IscreamUscream :

@methuselah

would you believe I was working on the exact same idea? o.m.g

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Feb 2, 2010
8:24 pm

#115 SuperSnark :

grodelated, checked it out perfect- in my favorites to show my hubby he’s a Beatles geek

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Feb 2, 2010
9:04 pm

#116 polyesterday :

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Feb 2, 2010
9:09 pm

#117 HomeAlone :

I know you meant to say flyers for “faeries”, right?

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Feb 2, 2010
9:21 pm

#118 Recovering Crack Baby :

#113-add a rant of about how jesus will damn you to hell faster then a stripper whore will rip that dollar oughta your hand.Add a little pugicorn or what the fuck ever it was.

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Feb 2, 2010
9:22 pm

#119 xxseadragonxx :

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Feb 2, 2010
9:31 pm

#120 methuselah :

And here’s the last one:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/32727039@N02/4327273238/sizes/o/

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Feb 2, 2010
9:48 pm

#121 methuselah :

@ #52 razberries – I love the Rip Taylor reference! He has a joke about where his confetti comes from – three nuns working 24 hours a day. Maye the seller is one of them?

@ #114 IscreamUscream – that cracks me up. The little squares just seem to beg for letters, right? That’s what led to the last one I did.

@ #84 Vile & Evil Debbie Downer – we were thinking the same direction too. I love yours, it’s the perfect insight.

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Feb 2, 2010
10:09 pm

#122 lemming :

Ok, I did one pulling from quite a few, then realized I was spending more time on this than the original “artist”, so now I’m going to drink $125 worth of scotch.

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Feb 2, 2010
10:10 pm

#123 lemming :

And the scrabble one is brilliant

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Feb 2, 2010
10:13 pm

#124 fenrislorsrai :

I should be sleeping. No, instead, I bring you this:

And now I’m going to be hearing the Tetris music in my dreams.

If $125 is the going rate for using a knife for an hour, the hippogryph sculpture I’m working on is going to cost about $10,000 when I’m done. So… tired… of…sculpting…feathers…

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Feb 2, 2010
10:27 pm

#125 Teenthebean :

http://www.flickr.com/photos/dancingjellybeandesigns/4327354000/

Here you see someone peeping though the carefully carved graph paper holes at a girl committing bestiality with a bear while wearing mittens.

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Feb 2, 2010
10:31 pm

#126 Lola :

#25 voxwoman – Wow, that guy’s stuff is amazing. It almost counteracts the headache I get when looking at the lovely graph paper “art”.

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Feb 2, 2010
10:33 pm

#127 UnaBee :

Wait, WHAT?! I thought that getting on the Front Page was something you were supposed to be proud of. They’re rendering it meaningless. “This item was on the front page” is the new “Participant” ribbon.

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Feb 2, 2010
10:48 pm

#128 Eruanna :

Tetris = win
Yours is my favourite ’shop. <3

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Feb 2, 2010
11:12 pm

#129 lyontamer :

I’m late to the party, but…

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Feb 2, 2010
11:13 pm

#130 redredred :

This seller seems to have an abundance of unwarranted self importance. These earrings for example http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=33139813. They aren’t bad earrings per se. But I’ve gotten more intricate hand made sterling silver jewelry that didn’t cost $165.00.

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Feb 3, 2010
1:47 am

#131 heidrun :

http://www.23hq.com/heidrun_europlastic/photo/5345783

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Feb 3, 2010
4:08 am

#132 duckalicious :

I made this one really quick here at work using fucking Paint, so it’s more a draft than an accomplished piece of fuckery, but still, here it is:

if someone wants to work on it some more, maybe add buttons and stuff, you’re more than welcome!

p.s. I fuckin swear I got the idea BEFORE having seen #124!

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Feb 3, 2010
5:35 am

#133 envy :

that is some expensive OCD.

*crosses fingers*
I hope this works!
http://twitpic.com/116aif
I bleed glitter apparently…

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Feb 3, 2010
6:11 am

#134 strawberrylumps :

OMG lyontamer, is that a vagoo cross stitch pattern? I have been looking for one of those at Michael’s for forever!

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Feb 3, 2010
6:39 am

#135 takilasunrise :

To all you anti-Regretsy Etsians………even YOU have to admit that this is $125.00 crap!

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Feb 3, 2010
7:49 am

#136 MinnePurl :

It takes something truly amazing to make me think “Maybe ‘Piss Christ’ *was* something special after all”

Perhaps if the seller shat on it, this too could garner $15,000.

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Feb 3, 2010
7:57 am

#137 Chrisnyc1213 :

And to think, all this time I’ve been wasting my talents cutting stupid glass when I could have challenged myself with paper.

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Feb 3, 2010
9:27 am

#138 henmen :

And as I have said before, THEY NOW HAVE MEDICATION FOR OCD!

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Feb 3, 2010
9:59 am

#139 Kelly :

I used to do this in middle school math class when I was bored. Hell, I can never get on the Etsy front page and I think my sh*t is okay. I need to start making more crap.

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Feb 3, 2010
10:35 am

#140 Mistletoe :

OMG so much LOL in the comments. I might have to try an idea or two as well.

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Feb 3, 2010
11:03 am

#141 Vile & Evil Debbie Downer :

So glad you get the baggie of paper squares. That makes it easier to recoup the $125 by selling them as acid to unwitting schoolkids.

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Feb 3, 2010
11:44 am

#142 Skully :

Late to the party:

http://twitpic.com/117v95

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Feb 3, 2010
1:27 pm

#143 badkitty :

The thing I find most horrifying is the phrase “in a new series.”

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Feb 3, 2010
3:22 pm

#144 littykidder :

Hand picked? More like hand dicked.
Egads,a series of more chads?
That’ll keep her off the streets.

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Feb 3, 2010
6:05 pm

#145 iunifera :

Love it, skully!

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Feb 4, 2010
12:29 pm

#146 Satorare :

I just discovered this site and laughed so hard, that I fell from my chair…

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Feb 4, 2010
12:47 pm

#147 Satorare :

(don’t know how to paste it correctly here… ^^U)

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Feb 4, 2010
3:30 pm

#148 shizly :

Ok, fuck. I thought I knew how to do this.

URL here:

http://tinypic.com/r/v8igly/6

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Feb 4, 2010
8:04 pm

#149 xepherys :

Way late to the game, but the comment of the day missed one important piece.

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Feb 5, 2010
6:50 pm

#150 valgrose :

Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.

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Feb 11, 2010
5:24 pm

#151 m3ru :

You know, you guys laugh, but shit like this is up on display in MoMA. So if you ask me “Bored Kid in 7th Period Math Class” has a style that is sweeping the nation.

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