OMG! I just screamed and stomped my feet like I won Miss America and Publishers Clearinghouse all at once. The annoying dog downstairs started barking, and my cats fled and hid. Then I immediately summoned my husband and pointed at the monitor. Triumphant proof that I am not unemployed, lazy and free of ambition. Rather productive, cutting edge and published!
Guy, that gumball clown thing was creepy enough, you just crossed the line!! Now it’s the peeping creepy gumball clown thing! It’ll stalk me in my nightmares forever!
#22 detroit: It’s an honor. I was green with envy when she posted it.
#10 Helen Killer: I’m kind of relieved actually. While I was putting my kids to bed I was contemplating ‘shopping a circle jerk with caption bubbles. It’s better this way.
Feel Free To Customise and Whimsiclise My Vagina
February 2, 2010 at 9:58 pm
#33 yeah except the survey is connected to your username- and also we all know that anyone who creates a ruckus in the forums or surveys or basically anywhere goes on the black banned list for being a Featured seller or a QYDJ article. I think even if you post in teh fiorums at all you go on teh black list. Ever noticed how FS and QYDJ people are never seen in the forums?
That was lovely. Also I would like to share this item, which had me laughing my ass off, for those who engage in the facebook…. http://theoatmeal.com/comics/facebook_suck
@ wrath/feel free to…
i sent this to them…oops lol!
I think it would be nice to have a random draw of people that normally wouldn’t get featured…for those of us who have not had many, if any sales….I feel the site caters to people that are already “known” and have become successful, hence increasing their already abundant sales, hearts, etc.
I would like a feature such as, “Meet such-and-such”…to give that unknown struggling artist a chance at their fifteen minutes of fame..
I tried it and it’s easy but time-consuming. I was making an animated gif of Rush Limbaugh and Glenn Beck turning into blackface minstrels and it was turning out great, but then I was interrupted and never finished it. But really, try it, you will love it.
haha i think it’s funnier that she’s going the wrong way – unless of course that hair has got some might strong product in it making it stand straight out
OMG I saw that nude skater whizzing thru the graph paper mesh and about choked on my coffee! That’s freakin’ hilarious!! What a great start to Hump Day!
rowan/sudabaki- i think it may have been on the fb fan page a while ago, b/c i remember seeing it linked to regretsy somehow?
butthole covers? um, ok. what happens when the dog/cat has to take a shit? does the pet itself lift up (obviously not), or do you have to take it off…i think that would annoy your pet more than anything.
Was the doggie brown eye a problem in this person’s photo shoots? Were weirdos at the part eyeing her doggie? Why did someone think this was a needed product and IT SOLD OUT! Why? Why? Why?
@Rowan–that’s one of the most idiotic pet products I’ve ever seen, and probably not good for their health either. Make the owners wear bags over their heads too.
Oh wow, and I thought this skater pic couldn’t get anymore AWESOME. I think the only thing its missing is a crocheted penis floating in and out of the picture like a delicate leaf…
When I log on now & see skater person whizzing by , I am filled with glee, wheeeeeeeeeeeeeee
and just want to share it with anyone havin’ a bad day.
Gay blade!!!
Thank you thank you thank you ! Good for the soul…
February 2, 2010 at 7:45 pm
Awesome! lol… I wish I’d thought of that!
February 2, 2010 at 7:47 pm
can we make this into a tshirt- with all moving parts?
February 2, 2010 at 7:47 pm
No wonder my Photoshop program kept crashing. It knew whatever piece of crap I came up with wouldn’t stand up next to this work of genius!
Brilliant!
February 2, 2010 at 7:48 pm
Very well deserved.Impressive!!! Are you gonna throw him a roll of that fancy asswipe as well?
February 2, 2010 at 7:48 pm
wha happen? Where’s the Facebook of Unrest thread?
February 2, 2010 at 7:49 pm
Amber went from being bored to being very angry
February 2, 2010 at 7:49 pm
Awww poor Amber
February 2, 2010 at 7:51 pm
This is brilliant. Detroit took two extremely lame things and miraculously made something cool out of them.
February 2, 2010 at 7:52 pm
lol and if you saw detroits post when she posted it she said it was “shitty” lol no its awesomeregretsysaucejus
February 2, 2010 at 7:55 pm
Jason was such a good sport I let him off the hook.
February 2, 2010 at 8:00 pm
this is like level 10!
i wish i knew flash…(the program, not how to wear a trench coat and flash my boobage)
February 2, 2010 at 8:03 pm
Raz – you soooo stole “boobage” from me!
“Kitty’s got claws!” LOL
February 2, 2010 at 8:04 pm
(.)(.) there ya go Raz!
February 2, 2010 at 8:11 pm
ha! This is the best
Good job!
February 2, 2010 at 8:11 pm
The graph paper? I just had no words for how utterly devoid of…well, anything…that was.
But this? This is bloody brilliant. I wish my mind worked like this.
February 2, 2010 at 8:11 pm
this was my submission.
Detroit did an awesomer job
February 2, 2010 at 8:13 pm
NinjaGato, Tres awesome! I’d have put it, “I’m a moron… with an exacto knife”
February 2, 2010 at 8:15 pm
*wiping tear away*
just in awe of the total perfect use of two absolute pieces of crapery turned into the most perfect piece of crap ever!!!
February 2, 2010 at 8:21 pm
February 2, 2010 at 8:21 pm
yeah wrath, I made that before I took a longer look at the listing to see that there was exacto knife usage
February 2, 2010 at 8:22 pm
ninjagato…bwha ha ha
to both your boobage and your submission
(ooh that sounded kinda kinky)
February 2, 2010 at 8:24 pm
OMG! I just screamed and stomped my feet like I won Miss America and Publishers Clearinghouse all at once. The annoying dog downstairs started barking, and my cats fled and hid. Then I immediately summoned my husband and pointed at the monitor. Triumphant proof that I am not unemployed, lazy and free of ambition. Rather productive, cutting edge and published!
February 2, 2010 at 8:24 pm
Excellent work everyone! Here is my humble submission:
February 2, 2010 at 8:27 pm
Guy, that gumball clown thing was creepy enough, you just crossed the line!! Now it’s the peeping creepy gumball clown thing! It’ll stalk me in my nightmares forever!
February 2, 2010 at 8:30 pm
Oh jeez. I searched mature on etsy, and got some dumb results… like this!
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=39906326&ref=sr_list_4&&ga_search_query=mature&ga_search_type=handmade&ga_page=&includes=tags&includes=title
Not to get off topic…
February 2, 2010 at 8:30 pm
#22 detroit: It’s an honor. I was green with envy when she posted it.
#10 Helen Killer: I’m kind of relieved actually. While I was putting my kids to bed I was contemplating ‘shopping a circle jerk with caption bubbles. It’s better this way.
February 2, 2010 at 8:32 pm
Oh no! and someone has started making thier own vagoo art! very simular to the one that was featured here…
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=39904903&ref=sr_list_8&&ga_search_query=mature&ga_search_type=handmade&ga_page=&includes=tags&includes=title
February 2, 2010 at 8:32 pm
#25 Foamy….eeek!
February 2, 2010 at 8:36 pm
There’s another vagina pendant too! oh man! and this one barely looks like a vagina… and thier username is “VulvaLoveLovely”
February 2, 2010 at 8:55 pm
have a look at the FP right now– “girl and her horse” that has been on teh FP TWICE in teh past few hours.
So sick of all teh favouritism
/rant
ok back to your regularly scheduled snark
February 2, 2010 at 9:09 pm
This kicks ass. Naked skating ass.
February 2, 2010 at 9:14 pm
#25 I see the seller said this about that item:
“These are a great gag gifts.”
Pretty small- I don’t think it could gag a groundhog.
February 2, 2010 at 9:16 pm
Hey everyone!! Take Etsy’s stupid survey, and let ‘em know exactly how you feel about all the hipster crap they constantly feature in every medium possible! I did!
http://www.etsy.com/storque/etsy-news/etsy-blog-survey-getting-to-know-our-readers-6887/?ref=fp_banner_BlogSurvey_012710
February 2, 2010 at 9:58 pm
#33 yeah except the survey is connected to your username- and also we all know that anyone who creates a ruckus in the forums or surveys or basically anywhere goes on the black banned list for being a Featured seller or a QYDJ article. I think even if you post in teh fiorums at all you go on teh black list. Ever noticed how FS and QYDJ people are never seen in the forums?
February 2, 2010 at 10:08 pm
That was lovely. Also I would like to share this item, which had me laughing my ass off, for those who engage in the facebook….
http://theoatmeal.com/comics/facebook_suck
February 2, 2010 at 10:22 pm
@Bunhead
I get “The Scream” reference
February 2, 2010 at 10:35 pm
@ wrath/feel free to…
i sent this to them…oops lol!
I think it would be nice to have a random draw of people that normally wouldn’t get featured…for those of us who have not had many, if any sales….I feel the site caters to people that are already “known” and have become successful, hence increasing their already abundant sales, hearts, etc.
I would like a feature such as, “Meet such-and-such”…to give that unknown struggling artist a chance at their fifteen minutes of fame..
February 2, 2010 at 10:37 pm
ps-i guess regretsy already does what etsy sucks at…thanks, regretsy
February 2, 2010 at 10:46 pm
Well done, Detroit!
February 2, 2010 at 10:48 pm
Good job, Detroit! That’s awesome sauce!
February 2, 2010 at 11:07 pm
@ #11 razberries: you don’t need flash – you can make animated gifs in photoshop.
http://www.digitalscrapbookplace.com/university/tutorials/ps_animatedgif_ab.shtml
I tried it and it’s easy but time-consuming. I was making an animated gif of Rush Limbaugh and Glenn Beck turning into blackface minstrels and it was turning out great, but then I was interrupted and never finished it. But really, try it, you will love it.
February 2, 2010 at 11:18 pm
haha i think it’s funnier that she’s going the wrong way – unless of course that hair has got some might strong product in it making it stand straight out
February 2, 2010 at 11:56 pm
i crack up everytime i log on and the first thing i see is that skater skating past
February 3, 2010 at 12:03 am
i just couldn’t stop laughing when I saw this… man, skating naked can only lead to pain.
February 3, 2010 at 12:32 am
This is the greatest thing ever.
February 3, 2010 at 12:48 am
Awwwww. I obviously dont have something installed. Couldn’t work out why you were all applauding the blank template……
February 3, 2010 at 1:22 am
I found this and I thought it was fitting to share
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VfCYZ3pks48&feature=player_embedded
February 3, 2010 at 3:33 am
The artist has a new naked skater in his shop……LOL this one is really really bad!
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=38898420
February 3, 2010 at 5:48 am
Great way to start the morning. That’s hilarious!
February 3, 2010 at 6:12 am
Ok, that’s pretty damn cool, but someone had a Tetris image in the original set of comments. I love it on principle.
February 3, 2010 at 6:13 am
OMG I saw that nude skater whizzing thru the graph paper mesh and about choked on my coffee! That’s freakin’ hilarious!! What a great start to Hump Day!
February 3, 2010 at 6:45 am
…And her ever-confident hair never waivers as it leads the way…
February 3, 2010 at 6:51 am
Congrats Detroit on your awesome Flash/Photoshop post. I snicker every time I see it.
BTW on the subject of Etsy crafters and hole jobs; has anyone seen this? http://www.odditycentral.com/pics/rear-gear-animal-butt-covers.html
February 3, 2010 at 6:57 am
Rowan, I saw that a week or so ago and submitted it to HK. That girl looks frighteningly like Miley Cyrus.
February 3, 2010 at 7:23 am
rowan/sudabaki- i think it may have been on the fb fan page a while ago, b/c i remember seeing it linked to regretsy somehow?
butthole covers? um, ok. what happens when the dog/cat has to take a shit? does the pet itself lift up (obviously not), or do you have to take it off…i think that would annoy your pet more than anything.
February 3, 2010 at 7:57 am
Was the doggie brown eye a problem in this person’s photo shoots? Were weirdos at the part eyeing her doggie? Why did someone think this was a needed product and IT SOLD OUT! Why? Why? Why?
February 3, 2010 at 8:19 am
The skating skater never ceases to make me smile. Great job, Detroit!
February 3, 2010 at 9:19 am
@Rowan–that’s one of the most idiotic pet products I’ve ever seen, and probably not good for their health either. Make the owners wear bags over their heads too.
February 3, 2010 at 9:28 am
You too can now look decent in public–order yours today!
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2699/4327604957_0174f9c007_o.jpg
February 3, 2010 at 9:36 am
Nice one, Detroit!
February 3, 2010 at 9:45 am
IScream, now if only the real Miley Cyrus had one of those over her pie hole.
February 3, 2010 at 10:18 am
sudabaki (and ISUS) for you…
http://www.flickr.com/photos/27900808@N06/4327698585/
February 3, 2010 at 11:39 am
Oh wow, and I thought this skater pic couldn’t get anymore AWESOME. I think the only thing its missing is a crocheted penis floating in and out of the picture like a delicate leaf…
February 3, 2010 at 1:06 pm
Oh joy!
When I log on now & see skater person whizzing by , I am filled with glee, wheeeeeeeeeeeeeee
and just want to share it with anyone havin’ a bad day.
Gay blade!!!
Thank you thank you thank you ! Good for the soul…
February 3, 2010 at 3:17 pm
It feels so zen watching her go to & fro,or maybe more like a mild narcotic…
February 3, 2010 at 10:12 pm
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a18/c001handf1uke/nakednomore.jpg