Now they’re taking grandma’s lace tablecloths and making dresses? Not as sacrilegious as a 100-year-old quilt, but enough recycling grandma’s stuff already.
#12 rip and snort : they don’t go with the breasts, either. I mean, I’ll all for transgendered people and cross-dressing, but I wouldn’t accentuate the hands with the modely pose.
If I was modeling this hospital couture / tablecloth fashion, I would want my head omitted from the pictures as well.
I’m sure there’s a sound of music reference here, but I just can’t bring myself to do it… and / or I feel bad for someone’s Grandma’s sheer curtains. Grandma is going to want to know where that panel went and what happened!
optical illusion. It is actually bubble wrap designed to look like lace on a hospital gown designed to look like a dress (or a shirt or a sheath or a tunic or something…. Something shapeless anyway).
- the materials are CREAM? ew…all set, thanks.
also, thanks for telling us it is EXPENSIVE. yeah, we already figured that out. and btw it isn’t even worth 20 bucks, let alone 47!
When I’m the crazy old lady with the blue hair living in the mental hosp- I mean “assisted living facility”, this is what I’m going to wear on Sunday-family-visit day.
He or she or both, don’t fuckin matter, are invited to my next picnic. Lay em flat and serve the family. Let the fuckin bugs and shit crawl on someone I don’t care for. That is all. thank you.
So I’m looking at this post when my teenage son wanders in and says:”Uughh, is that a dude because look at the hands? Oh and what is that he’s wearing?”
Playing Devil’s advocate now:
At least none of their clothes are exorbitantly priced. And if its modest by Thai lady/boy standards is it really that bad?
This shapeless shift which can be worn in “many different way” (way is singular, *snort*), would perfectly compliment my “womanly” figure. Bring it on… But, does it come in black?
February 1, 2010 at 10:14 am
“Can be worn many different way.” … open in the front or open in the back!
February 1, 2010 at 10:16 am
Pack it away in your hospital bag for an elegant delivery! You’ll be envy of all the other new mommies.
February 1, 2010 at 10:17 am
Yay! The 80s are BACK. All we need are some BIG shoulder pads.
February 1, 2010 at 10:18 am
Perfect for a Pap. I believe those are little cervixes all over it.
February 1, 2010 at 10:18 am
I think she forgot to wear pants.
February 1, 2010 at 10:20 am
Now they’re taking grandma’s lace tablecloths and making dresses? Not as sacrilegious as a 100-year-old quilt, but enough recycling grandma’s stuff already.
February 1, 2010 at 10:21 am
Is it just me or do those hands not fit with the rest of the body?
February 1, 2010 at 10:21 am
Comes in XL, just in case your vagina happens to be 8 miles wide:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FgvOy69bJwI
February 1, 2010 at 10:21 am
…and then there are the ‘man hands.’
February 1, 2010 at 10:22 am
Remember when Scarlet O’Hara made a dress out of curtains? At least she used the ones from the dining room instead of from the bathroom.
February 1, 2010 at 10:23 am
I think my Nana had curtains like this. As far as I know, she never wore them as a hospital gown. Then again, late in life she did get a little nutty.
February 1, 2010 at 10:25 am
“Can be worn many different way?” Frontwards or backwards? As skants? As an armchair slipcover?
February 1, 2010 at 10:25 am
#6 That’s the first thing I thought. Those hands look mighty er, manly. Maybe he’s wearing this to his colonoscopy.
February 1, 2010 at 10:26 am
Haha! Man hands!
February 1, 2010 at 10:28 am
#6, Those hands do look manly, and they don’t go with the legs…. interesting….. a man with good legs?
February 1, 2010 at 10:29 am
If someone was seen running around town like this, I consider responsible to check in w/hospitals for escapees.
February 1, 2010 at 10:30 am
#12 rip and snort : they don’t go with the breasts, either. I mean, I’ll all for transgendered people and cross-dressing, but I wouldn’t accentuate the hands with the modely pose.
February 1, 2010 at 10:31 am
If I was modeling this hospital couture / tablecloth fashion, I would want my head omitted from the pictures as well.
I’m sure there’s a sound of music reference here, but I just can’t bring myself to do it… and / or I feel bad for someone’s Grandma’s sheer curtains. Grandma is going to want to know where that panel went and what happened!
February 1, 2010 at 10:35 am
They Like their B52′s – FLAMING !!!
http://cocoricooo-etsy.blogspot.com/2008/09/ready-to-launch.html
Well – i’ts 5 o’clock somewhere
February 1, 2010 at 10:36 am
#7 MajorDanger – OMG! That’s outrageous and hilarious! *goes back to look at other Storm Large videos*
February 1, 2010 at 10:40 am
optical illusion. It is actually bubble wrap designed to look like lace on a hospital gown designed to look like a dress (or a shirt or a sheath or a tunic or something…. Something shapeless anyway).
February 1, 2010 at 10:41 am
Layers nicely with a straight jacket.
February 1, 2010 at 10:41 am
#7 Majordanger, Thank you. I now have a new favorite band.
February 1, 2010 at 10:42 am
At that price the lace can’t be all that luxurious. It looks like the decorative throw my grandma used to keep on the back of her couch.
February 1, 2010 at 10:45 am
This is so ugly I can’t even think of a snarky remark for it. Oh wait….
February 1, 2010 at 10:49 am
#16 And to think we all got to wear skants for free.
February 1, 2010 at 10:51 am
#7 MajorDanger: Big thumbs up for the Storm reference! How did you know that’s my favorite song?
[ob-on-topic] Why does that garment remind me of tapioca pudding + hospital gown?
February 1, 2010 at 10:53 am
Those hands are very, very manly. Maybe that is why there is no face.
February 1, 2010 at 10:57 am
Are we sure this is even fabric? It looks an awful lot like the vinyl lace you can get at Wal-Mart by the 6′ roll.
Just in case anyone wanted to add a rubber sheet reference…
February 1, 2010 at 10:57 am
It actually sort of looks like one of those rubbery plastic non-slip thingies that my Mamaw had in her bathtub.
February 1, 2010 at 10:59 am
love this part of the listing…
“Materials-cotton, lace, cream, lovely, expensive”
- the materials are CREAM? ew…all set, thanks.
also, thanks for telling us it is EXPENSIVE. yeah, we already figured that out. and btw it isn’t even worth 20 bucks, let alone 47!
February 1, 2010 at 11:08 am
…padded cell sold seperately.
(cue Homer Simpson)
“ummmmugh lace cream”
February 1, 2010 at 11:16 am
For that “just out of the hospital” look. I hear that’s big on the runways now.
February 1, 2010 at 11:17 am
Personally, I’m intrigued by the fact that the “artiste” managed to convince RuPaul to do the modelling….
February 1, 2010 at 11:29 am
Well, if I’m ever committed, this is what I will be wearing.
February 1, 2010 at 11:36 am
http://i985.photobucket.com/albums/ae338/grinreaper1965/Regretsy/gown.jpg
February 1, 2010 at 11:39 am
Does it open in back? It looks like it should
February 1, 2010 at 11:46 am
Someone stole a patient gown from the hospital!!!
February 1, 2010 at 11:49 am
When I’m the crazy old lady with the blue hair living in the mental hosp- I mean “assisted living facility”, this is what I’m going to wear on Sunday-family-visit day.
February 1, 2010 at 11:49 am
Skully!
Finally a face to match the large man hands.
February 1, 2010 at 11:58 am
If he or she is wearing it for a Pap smear, I hope they have their Aids Kills panties on under there.
February 1, 2010 at 1:05 pm
If I wear this to the emergency room, do you think I will get faster cervix?
February 1, 2010 at 1:31 pm
lmao skully! Now he really looks like Jesus. If Jesus was wearing a fugly hospital gown.
February 1, 2010 at 1:32 pm
Actually, I like the lace. I’m going to buy it and make it into a beret–I’m calling it Romp in Brandenburg.
February 1, 2010 at 1:35 pm
omg its man hands!
February 1, 2010 at 1:37 pm
Everyone flag the shop, its a reseller
February 1, 2010 at 1:39 pm
this shop has had 2313 sales when its so obvious its a reseller, how has this not been shut down?
and its BS in the shop profile
February 1, 2010 at 1:40 pm
Should put some skants on with that tunic slop.
February 1, 2010 at 1:57 pm
Girl Interrupted Couture
February 1, 2010 at 2:38 pm
It looks like I sewed it. And that, folks, is not a compliment.
February 1, 2010 at 2:40 pm
Someone took their inspiration from Carol Burnett’s “Gone With the Wind” skit and used the kitchen curtains to make a dress.
February 1, 2010 at 2:47 pm
According to the seller’s pictures, the “many different way” you can wear this…dress.. is with a belt, or without.
Got it.
February 1, 2010 at 3:01 pm
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February 1, 2010 at 3:34 pm
known as a shmata in my neck of the woods
February 1, 2010 at 3:54 pm
#50 – that Carol Burnett skit is one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen!
What is it with the hands today? These are too big (and weird) and the naked ice skater’s are too small (and weird).
February 1, 2010 at 4:03 pm
Skully, I love you.
#40 HelenaHandbasket, with the right lingerie, this dress goes uptown!
http://twitpic.com/10xtn3
February 1, 2010 at 4:10 pm
She has 167 items for sale and they are ALL shapeless sacks!
February 1, 2010 at 4:23 pm
#9 I noticed that same thing. No matter how hot a woman is, if she has man hands then I may as well be gay if she touches my crank with them.
She has Susan Saint James hands.
February 1, 2010 at 4:27 pm
All this needs is a bowl of red jello as a prop.
February 1, 2010 at 4:35 pm
are hospital gown’s really the next fad?
February 1, 2010 at 4:44 pm
#7 leftfoot :
Is it just me or do those hands not fit with the rest of the body?
…
ummm..the hands look scary gigantic!
And what way can the fancy material hospital gown
can be worn exactly..give us some ideas please,
you are the designer, right?
February 1, 2010 at 4:57 pm
I know I’ll get berated for this, but I think it’s kinda cute, maybe with a belt and leggings.
The man hands are a little creepy, though.
February 1, 2010 at 6:31 pm
Wow! I have never seen a garment quite like it.
Oh, wait. I have. At work. At the psych unit at the hospital.
Better fabric, though. Kinda weird tailored as a johnny.
February 1, 2010 at 7:39 pm
So I’m looking at this post when my teenage son wanders in and says:”Uughh, is that a dude because look at the hands? Oh and what is that he’s wearing?”
February 1, 2010 at 7:59 pm
Playing Devil’s advocate now:
At least none of their clothes are exorbitantly priced. And if its modest by Thai lady/boy standards is it really that bad?
February 1, 2010 at 8:16 pm
#56 You’re feelin’ my zexy vibe!
February 1, 2010 at 8:31 pm
throw a belt around it, put on your compression hose, and you are good to go for a night on the town, cruzin the hospital hallway…
February 1, 2010 at 10:23 pm
This shapeless shift which can be worn in “many different way” (way is singular, *snort*), would perfectly compliment my “womanly” figure. Bring it on… But, does it come in black?
February 2, 2010 at 10:56 am
Could be worse. Could be THIS…http://www.alexandchloe.com/online_shop/product_info.php?products_id=1004
February 2, 2010 at 10:57 am
I’m glad the smok is back in style. Haven’t seen one since 1977. I was 5. Tempura paints were involved.
February 2, 2010 at 2:44 pm
Actually, I think it’s from a table cloth, not curtains. They used the part that was stained from the gravy.
And, really, I don’t think it’s an actual woman modeling it………it’s a very skinny wannabe woman!