I had some minor stomach surgery on Friday, but when they got me up on the rack they found something else that was shot to hell. So I got two surgeries at once, which was pretty exciting.

Then yesterday I had some complications and had to go back to the hospital, but they fixed me up pretty quickly and I didn’t have to stay overnight.

So now it’s just Law and Order and painkillers, just like every other Sunday.

Thanks for all your nice emails. Regretsy will be back to its usual lowbrow fuckery tomorrow.

You know, I wasn’t really thinking of changing the name of the site to Retardsy. I was just being a smart ass because I thought people were overreacting. I mean, I would never –

Although now that I think about it . . .

Don’t forget to sign the guest book!

What a week! We offended fucktards, buddhists and believe it or not, poets. Yes, someone flounced the Facebook group Thursday night over an argument about Haiku. You’re not going to get this kind of action on Craftastrophe!

And as if that isn’t enough excitement, I’m in the hospital!

Well, I’m probably home by now. Unless something terrible has happened, in which case I don’t have to update the site next week. So there really is an upside to everything.

By the time you read this, I will be recovering from surgery. I’ll be in bed for a week, tripping balls on all manner of painkillers. So please sign the guestbook! I look forward to your dramatic messages of disappointment.

Namaste, bitches!