The floor of the Red Lobster bathroom, shortly before discontinuing the Ultimate Fondue.

FACEBOOK IS BACK UP AGAIN

The subscriber count is off for a day or two, but Facebook says no links or subscribers have been lost.

Oh, and guess what?

I FOUND HIS OTHER EAR

Oh she’s going to love it! She can drink melted butter from it every morning.

CONVO ME FOR THE RACHAEL RAY ASHTRAY, Y’ALL