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Dungeness Crap

The floor of the Red Lobster bathroom, shortly before discontinuing the Ultimate Fondue.

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THANK YOU BABY JESUS

FACEBOOK IS BACK UP AGAIN

The subscriber count is off for a day or two, but Facebook says no links or subscribers have been lost.

Oh, and guess what?

I FOUND HIS OTHER EAR

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I’d like to buy a bowel

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PAULA DEEN IS NOT FOR SALE

Oh she’s going to love it! She can drink melted butter from it every morning.

CONVO ME FOR THE RACHAEL RAY ASHTRAY, Y’ALL