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- Submitted by kissyface
Yes, this would make a perfect wedding gift, provided you only want to spend $8.00, and the bride can’t read.
(and yes, it’s the same seller)
Monthly Archives: January 2010
Jesus H. Macy, we have an assload of email today. Good mail, with pictures and spelling and stuff. You can’t ask for more than that.
So let’s just stop pulling our puds and get on with it, shall we?
From: Amy
Subject: Mittens: The Early Years
Date: January 25, 2010 2:02:24 PM PST
He does it because it was done to him.
From: Thimbletop
Subject: A Very Regretsy Holiday
Date: January 25, 2010 4:09:57 PM PST
I wanted to show you a pillow that I made for a friend as a holiday present. I took the quote from your Google translation here. Although she has yet to receive it in the mail, she was very excited when I told her about the whimsicle fuckery I had in store for her.
From: Audrey
Subject: Pardon What? A little Maxine Swaby/Say What Tribute
Date: January 22, 2010 2:04:00 PM PST
I whimsicled the hellcat out this. From Denny’s classic Mile High Club painting.
From: Matt
Subject: Catilable arrived today
Date: January 22, 2010 2:45:31 PM PST
Thanks again for a great contest. It’s like having a tangible piece of the Internet.
Speaking of Spoonflower fabrics, many Regretsy designs are now available for purchase, including three of my absolute favorites:
Louis Vagoo
Coochie
DingleberryAnd by the way, if you browse the What’s Hot category, you’ll see that 11 of the top designs are Regretsy fabrics!
From: Tasha
Subject: omg
Date: January 25, 2010 5:34:36 PM PST
From: Jessica
Subject: bear on girl olympics souvenir – precious memories!
Date: January 26, 2010 3:57:15 PM PST
Dear Regretsy person,
Today while in Chinatown in Vancouver, BC where I live, I saw this uncanny bit of tourist fuckery which is obviously marketed toward the upcoming influx of Olympic fans who will surely buy this kinda crap. I couldn’t help but think of the recurring regretsy bear-on-girl theme. This one seems a little less consensual, although it’s pretty accurate. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve been skiing down our local mountains only to discover a bear has strapped on a pair of skis too, and is about to rape me from behind.
The incredibly delightful Sofa City Sweetheart, maker of the fine plastic Regretsy jewelry we’ve all been coveting, has added a new section to her site just for these stunning little trinkets.
I love that she keeps finding new Regretsy featured artists to work with, and that everyone is benefiting from it. And I love the Say What cocktail ring, which may have to be my next fine jewelry investment.
And in a spectacular bit of recursive, meta clusterfuckery, she also sends a picture of herself with her new original Denny PInkham painting:
Yes, the characters in the painting are wearing jewelry she made of the characters in the painting.
If she sends in a picture of herself looking at the picture of herself kissing the painting of the people wearing the jewelry in the painting, I may have an aneurysm.
From: clever cat
Subject: gnome merkin
Date: January 23, 2010 8:46:39 PM PST
Convo me if you have any questions – like don’t I have anything better to do than waste 5 hours reading the whole Regretsy site and another hour with Photoshop. And I don’t need to email you back to tell you apparently not.
And from Jennifer, the seller who created the now famous chicken poncho, comes a photo of her latest satisifed customer.
KILLER, OUT
I don’t want this to come off like some nationalistic rant, but I just thank God I was born right here in the good old US of A, where people can shred priceless 100 year old handmade quilts and make shitty dresses out of them.
AMERICA, FUCK YEAH
