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IMPORTANT REMINDER!

Don’t miss out on the wildly exciting and overly glamorous Skants contest, ending at midnight, PST.

See details here.

If you’re thinking of entering, you best bring your A game, foo! The entries that have come in so far are absolutely breathtaking. The bar has not only been set and raised, it’s been covered with Swarovski crystals and pictures of owls in fingerless wristlets.

YOU WILL NOT GET ANOUTHER CHANCE!

Also:

CALL FOR QUILTERS

I need someone to make a one of a kind amazing Regretsy quilt for me that I’ll auction off for charity. All materials will be provided.

If you’re interested, let me know. Send me some links or pictures, and an estimate of what you might charge to make a 40″ x 60″ lap quilt. You will be creating the quilt, and we will design it together using some very special materials.

- Submitted by Elizabeth

“What do you think about my panties?”

“Oh shit that’s right, I forgot to tell you, I have AIDS!”

“Wow, spoiler alert! LOL!”

“OMG, it totally slipped my mind!”

“I’m glad I wore these and not the ones with Spongebob!”

“I know, right? HA HA!”

“Thanks for telling me.”

“No prob.”

“So do you want to just shoot up then?”