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Well shit.

Posted by Helen Killer

67 comments

I accidentally left this one out, and it was one of my favorites.

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Jan 29, 2010
11:13 pm

#1 Fluffer :

Is that a Tickle-Me Elmo?

Rate this comment: +51

Jan 29, 2010
11:16 pm

#2 Christina :

la la la la la la la la Elmos World???

Rate this comment: +9

Jan 29, 2010
11:20 pm

#3 snarkeygirl :

Ohh, this is the winner, in my book! Good for Skantsy hos!

Rate this comment: +58

Jan 29, 2010
11:42 pm

#4 Skully :

Awesome, just awesome!

Rate this comment: +21

Jan 29, 2010
11:58 pm

#5 JustJon :

Absolutely flawless. It has everything.

Rate this comment: +29

Jan 29, 2010
11:59 pm

#6 whitmansspider :

I think that Elmo needs to be reminded that AIDS KILLS.

Rate this comment: +71

Jan 30, 2010
12:00 am

#7 Eruanna :

OH WOW.
Kudos to you girl. Yous balsy. I would have never sent in a “showing my undies” shot…even without the face!! *applaus*

Rate this comment: +21

Jan 30, 2010
12:08 am

#8 razberries :

lollll….this is great!

nice work!

Rate this comment: +12

Jan 30, 2010
12:37 am

#9 Feel Free To Customise and Whimsiclise My Vagina :

oh this is definately the winner, and i think what seals the deal is how she has taken the photo of herself using the mirror, as it was no doubt too embarrassing to phone a friend to take the photo

lol

Rate this comment: +63

Jan 30, 2010
12:49 am

#10 wonderlucky :

This needs an honorary grand prize. Seriously. Crotch Elmo, people. Crotch Elmo. If that doesn’t say Regretsy-worthy skants, nothing does.

Rate this comment: +86

Jan 30, 2010
1:11 am

#11 TracyLee :

LOL! My first thought was “Hey! I have that underwear!”

Rate this comment: +21

Jan 30, 2010
2:19 am

#12 Patty has been abuducted by an alien :

Ha!

My first thought was: “Elmo Kills” and then: “Oooh, cool Argyle socks!”

Rate this comment: +41

Jan 30, 2010
2:37 am

#13 Recovering Crack Baby :

Come and play everything checks out A OK. Over friendly neighbors that like to peep.Can you tell me how to get, how to get to Sesame Street.

Rate this comment: +22

Jan 30, 2010
2:48 am

#14 Bean :

Oh this is the best! why didnt this one win? i dont understand… I want to see more pics tho! This is great!

Rate this comment: +23

Jan 30, 2010
5:52 am

#15 Fancy Pants McGee :

HAHA! I love this one!!

Rate this comment: +8

Jan 30, 2010
6:03 am

#16 ThisJustMakesMeSad :

Ah ha ha ha! So hipster.

Rate this comment: +9

Jan 30, 2010
6:29 am

#17 clevercat :

I gotta say this is excellent. I couldn’t get my ankles in my sweater let alone get the neck anywhere near my hohaa.

Rate this comment: +32

Jan 30, 2010
6:41 am

#18 mitte :

I love the “thumbs up” finishing touch

Rate this comment: +22

Jan 30, 2010
6:52 am

#19 HelenaHandbasket :

Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.

Rate this comment: -5

Jan 30, 2010
6:58 am

#20 firedandfree :

Ha! This one’s my fave! No subtlety, no wondering if we’re ever going to see the goods, ’cause they’re RIGHT THERE!

Rate this comment: +16

Jan 30, 2010
8:25 am

#21 cratz :

I concur. This one must be at least in a tie for first place! Especially for the photo coming in its own frame.

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Jan 30, 2010
8:33 am

#22 denisewalks :

That is the shit! I think you could start a new trend if you had the nuts to wear that out in public.

Rate this comment: +9

Jan 30, 2010
8:56 am

#23 mags :

Now THIS is totally going to take off with the clubbers!

Rate this comment: +19

Jan 30, 2010
9:00 am

#24 sudabaki© :

This is why I love Regretsy <3

Rate this comment: +14

Jan 30, 2010
9:18 am

#25 Diviniti :

Ok I have loved Regretsy from its hot night of insemination but have never commented. Though I have taken many joyous laughs as a result of what I see. This one take the cake. Just the concept is fab but to add the peekaboo and who can resist a body like that in Stankts! I wish I could only pull it of cause the temptation to go into my sons drawer and find an old sweater is getting pretty strong.

Rate this comment: +23

Jan 30, 2010
10:16 am

#26 Sandra D :

I just went through all the pic and I have to say you people are friggen hilarious! My skants off to all of you.

Rate this comment: +37

Jan 30, 2010
10:16 am

#27 IscreamUscream :

very brave!

And way more funny than the original skants!

Rate this comment: +14

Jan 30, 2010
10:20 am

#28 Vile & Evil Debbie Downer :

That is simply AWESOME covered with regretsysauce.

Rate this comment: +22

Jan 30, 2010
11:16 am

#29 SuperSnark :

Absolutely stunning! Hey how about a pair of peek a boo skants with Big Bird for the guys?????

Rate this comment: +18

Jan 30, 2010
12:00 pm

#30 carecaribou :

Okay, I am SO upcycling all my old sweaters into “crotchless leggings.”

And I will charge eight thousand dollars.

Per sweater.

Er …

Per PAIR.

Yes, PAIR.

Of crotchless leggings.

And I shall, indeed, remember each and every one of you with fondness in my days of immense fame and fortune.

That is all.

Rate this comment: +26

Jan 30, 2010
12:26 pm

#31 ainethil :

I think this one is by far the best!!!

Rate this comment: +11

Jan 30, 2010
12:56 pm

#32 iunifera :

Peek-a-boo skants need to be marketed to Victoria’s Secret…make that Frederick’s…

Rate this comment: +12

Jan 30, 2010
1:24 pm

#33 charmerci :

Oh all of these skants are just terrible.. I mean they’re great… I mean they’re just awful… but they’re wonderful…

I’m sooooo confused!

Rate this comment: +30

Jan 30, 2010
2:15 pm

#34 MajorDanger :

Steve Urkel + Elmo. The whole is greater than the sum of the parts, though.

Kudos to all the skantsers!

Rate this comment: +12

Jan 30, 2010
2:25 pm

#35 banished :

very classy. The purely nonfunctional ornamental belt way above the bellybutton is awesome.

Rate this comment: +12

Jan 30, 2010
2:43 pm

#36 Recovering Crack Baby :

#29 SuperSnark : I was thinking a peek-a-boo one for the Ladies… with snuffaluffagus.

Rate this comment: +11

Jan 30, 2010
3:13 pm

#37 Recovering Crack Baby :

#25 Diviniti Don’t fight it- IT IS SAVE TO SKANTS
You can Skants if you want to
Don’t leave his drawers alone
You Can Skants
You can Skants
Everybody wants to see your Skants
It is safe to Skants
OH Save to Skants
And if you don’t Skants
If you don’t Skants
We’ll never see those Skants
and we want to see those drafty Skants

Rate this comment: +17

Jan 30, 2010
3:15 pm

#38 Recovering Crack Baby :

I meant # 25 for the safety skants song

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Jan 30, 2010
3:17 pm

#39 Recovering Crack Baby :

OMGosh never mind- I already put 25- excuse me while I am on Loratab, Valium and Flexerol.All prescribed of course.

Rate this comment: +7

Jan 30, 2010
3:35 pm

#40 strawberrylumps :

I absolutely LURVE all of the skants! Y’all are freakin awesome.

Rate this comment: +9

Jan 30, 2010
3:51 pm

#41 methuselah :

Elmo sells it, but the argyles bring it home. Bravo!

Rate this comment: +16

Jan 30, 2010
5:08 pm

#42 StinkBait :

Well thatks to all you ladies I now have a “when women wear sweaters like pants” fetish.

Thanks. Like I didn’t already have enough issues.

More pics please.

Rate this comment: +40

Jan 30, 2010
5:11 pm

#43 Recovering Crack Baby :

STINKBAIT- you show me yours and I will show you mine

Rate this comment: +10

Jan 30, 2010
5:17 pm

#44 ensoul :

Nice skanties.

Rate this comment: +12

Jan 30, 2010
5:33 pm

#45 Rowan :

I love the silliness of this site! The peek-a-boo skants are hilarious. Kudos.

Rate this comment: +6

Jan 30, 2010
6:08 pm

#46 NinjaGato :

It’s Tickle the Bean Elmo!

Rate this comment: +15

Jan 30, 2010
7:12 pm

#47 Recovering Crack Baby :

Could you submit 2 more pics

make one NEEEEAAAAAAARRRRRR……………..
and fffffaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrr………………

Helen is this you

Rate this comment: +10

Jan 30, 2010
8:23 pm

#48 whaapplewha :

All the looks were so skantastic.

Who the hell needs the Miss America beauty pageant when you have a skants contest?

Rate this comment: +21

Jan 30, 2010
10:57 pm

#49 CreepyLittleGirl :

The winner was great, but I like this one the best. Now I’m glad I didn’t enter, because there is no way I could’ve beat this.

Rate this comment: +14

Jan 31, 2010
6:04 am

#50 Alethiometrist :

#48 – OMG! Can you just picture Miss Virginia (now Miss America) doing her crowned walk wearing this faboo ensemble? Giant bouquet of roses, mile-high tiara, tears of joy streaming down her glowing face as she mouths the words “Thank you Regretsy!”

Rate this comment: +16

Jan 31, 2010
11:47 am

#51 YippySkippy :

THIS one is my favorite! The Elmo panties really help tie the socks to the rest of the ensemble.

Rate this comment: +9

Jan 31, 2010
12:03 pm

#52 lyontamer :

I second the honorary grand prize.

Rate this comment: +10

Jan 31, 2010
2:27 pm

#53 Recovering Crack Baby :

Helen Killer- are you out there? I am worried you are face down on the floor all tangled up in Skants and forgot to put on your medical alert button.

Rate this comment: +12

Jan 31, 2010
2:50 pm

#54 Feel Free To Customise and Whimsiclise My Vagina :

where is she??? oh…….. she must have that thing called ….. um whats it called….. a LIFE

lol

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Jan 31, 2010
3:08 pm

#55 clevercat :

Is that “life” a french word? I don’t recognize it.
Oh, the agony, the built-up sarcasm is so painful. I need to say something snarky. Please Helen, the paucity of feeble arts to mock is killing me.

Rate this comment: +11

Jan 31, 2010
4:13 pm

#56 razberries :

and on the 7th day, Helen rested.
amen.

but we really do miss you!

Rate this comment: +15

Jan 31, 2010
4:22 pm

#57 clevercat :

Really if something doesn’t happen here soon I shall be forced to go and do something useful – like crochet a hat that looks like a hoohaha. Raz go you have any wool?

Rate this comment: +14

Jan 31, 2010
4:23 pm

#58 clevercat :

*do* you see how upset I am. I am making typos.

Rate this comment: +8

Jan 31, 2010
5:22 pm

#59 razberries :

i had to give up briefly…am watching the grammys…nope, clevercat- don’t got any wool- got some polymer clay though so you can sculpt some vagoos or something?

Rate this comment: +5

Jan 31, 2010
5:27 pm

#60 clevercat :

*peering closely at skant pics for reference material* ummmmmmmm

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Jan 31, 2010
5:35 pm

#61 clevercat :

seriously Raz if I take off my pants and hold a mirror to my lady bits my Mom is for sure going to be using her outdoors voice.

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Jan 31, 2010
5:57 pm

#62 razberries :

speaking of lady bits, clevercat, the black eyed peas have some very vagoo-esque looking things dancing on stage with them at the grammys- LOLLL

Rate this comment: +9

Jan 31, 2010
11:19 pm

#63 Feel Free To Customise and Whimsiclise My Vagina :

where oh where is helen????

Rate this comment: +7

Feb 1, 2010
3:47 am

#64 Monstrosa :

It’s BEAUTIFUL!

Rate this comment: +2

Feb 1, 2010
6:08 am

#65 dustbunny :

#62 – best laugh of the a.m. I thought the same thing…and I would have NEVER thought that in a pre-Regretsy world. Thanks to Regretsy, so many things are “vagoo-esque”!

Rate this comment: +9

Feb 1, 2010
10:59 am

#66 PussDaddy :

That shit is skandalous.

PussDaddy

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Feb 4, 2010
7:15 pm

#67 carmie :

LOL. That reminds me of this:
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?ref=vl_other_1&listing_id=34306170

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