Feel Free To Customise and Whimsiclise My Vagina
January 30, 2010 at 12:37 am
oh this is definately the winner, and i think what seals the deal is how she has taken the photo of herself using the mirror, as it was no doubt too embarrassing to phone a friend to take the photo
Ok I have loved Regretsy from its hot night of insemination but have never commented. Though I have taken many joyous laughs as a result of what I see. This one take the cake. Just the concept is fab but to add the peekaboo and who can resist a body like that in Stankts! I wish I could only pull it of cause the temptation to go into my sons drawer and find an old sweater is getting pretty strong.
#25 Diviniti Don’t fight it- IT IS SAVE TO SKANTS
You can Skants if you want to
Don’t leave his drawers alone
You Can Skants
You can Skants
Everybody wants to see your Skants
It is safe to Skants
OH Save to Skants
And if you don’t Skants
If you don’t Skants
We’ll never see those Skants
and we want to see those drafty Skants
#48 – OMG! Can you just picture Miss Virginia (now Miss America) doing her crowned walk wearing this faboo ensemble? Giant bouquet of roses, mile-high tiara, tears of joy streaming down her glowing face as she mouths the words “Thank you Regretsy!”
Is that “life” a french word? I don’t recognize it.
Oh, the agony, the built-up sarcasm is so painful. I need to say something snarky. Please Helen, the paucity of feeble arts to mock is killing me.
Really if something doesn’t happen here soon I shall be forced to go and do something useful – like crochet a hat that looks like a hoohaha. Raz go you have any wool?
i had to give up briefly…am watching the grammys…nope, clevercat- don’t got any wool- got some polymer clay though so you can sculpt some vagoos or something?
#62 – best laugh of the a.m. I thought the same thing…and I would have NEVER thought that in a pre-Regretsy world. Thanks to Regretsy, so many things are “vagoo-esque”!
January 29, 2010 at 11:13 pm
Is that a Tickle-Me Elmo?
January 29, 2010 at 11:16 pm
la la la la la la la la Elmos World???
January 29, 2010 at 11:20 pm
Ohh, this is the winner, in my book! Good for Skantsy hos!
January 29, 2010 at 11:42 pm
Awesome, just awesome!
January 29, 2010 at 11:58 pm
Absolutely flawless. It has everything.
January 29, 2010 at 11:59 pm
I think that Elmo needs to be reminded that AIDS KILLS.
January 30, 2010 at 12:00 am
OH WOW.
Kudos to you girl. Yous balsy. I would have never sent in a “showing my undies” shot…even without the face!! *applaus*
January 30, 2010 at 12:08 am
lollll….this is great!
nice work!
January 30, 2010 at 12:37 am
oh this is definately the winner, and i think what seals the deal is how she has taken the photo of herself using the mirror, as it was no doubt too embarrassing to phone a friend to take the photo
lol
January 30, 2010 at 12:49 am
This needs an honorary grand prize. Seriously. Crotch Elmo, people. Crotch Elmo. If that doesn’t say Regretsy-worthy skants, nothing does.
January 30, 2010 at 1:11 am
LOL! My first thought was “Hey! I have that underwear!”
January 30, 2010 at 2:19 am
Ha!
My first thought was: “Elmo Kills” and then: “Oooh, cool Argyle socks!”
January 30, 2010 at 2:37 am
Come and play everything checks out A OK. Over friendly neighbors that like to peep.Can you tell me how to get, how to get to Sesame Street.
January 30, 2010 at 2:48 am
Oh this is the best! why didnt this one win? i dont understand… I want to see more pics tho! This is great!
January 30, 2010 at 5:52 am
HAHA! I love this one!!
January 30, 2010 at 6:03 am
Ah ha ha ha! So hipster.
January 30, 2010 at 6:29 am
I gotta say this is excellent. I couldn’t get my ankles in my sweater let alone get the neck anywhere near my hohaa.
January 30, 2010 at 6:41 am
I love the “thumbs up” finishing touch
January 30, 2010 at 6:52 am
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January 30, 2010 at 6:58 am
Ha! This one’s my fave! No subtlety, no wondering if we’re ever going to see the goods, ’cause they’re RIGHT THERE!
January 30, 2010 at 8:25 am
I concur. This one must be at least in a tie for first place! Especially for the photo coming in its own frame.
January 30, 2010 at 8:33 am
That is the shit! I think you could start a new trend if you had the nuts to wear that out in public.
January 30, 2010 at 8:56 am
Now THIS is totally going to take off with the clubbers!
January 30, 2010 at 9:00 am
This is why I love Regretsy <3
January 30, 2010 at 9:18 am
Ok I have loved Regretsy from its hot night of insemination but have never commented. Though I have taken many joyous laughs as a result of what I see. This one take the cake. Just the concept is fab but to add the peekaboo and who can resist a body like that in Stankts! I wish I could only pull it of cause the temptation to go into my sons drawer and find an old sweater is getting pretty strong.
January 30, 2010 at 10:16 am
I just went through all the pic and I have to say you people are friggen hilarious! My skants off to all of you.
January 30, 2010 at 10:16 am
very brave!
And way more funny than the original skants!
January 30, 2010 at 10:20 am
That is simply AWESOME covered with regretsysauce.
January 30, 2010 at 11:16 am
Absolutely stunning! Hey how about a pair of peek a boo skants with Big Bird for the guys?????
January 30, 2010 at 12:00 pm
Okay, I am SO upcycling all my old sweaters into “crotchless leggings.”
And I will charge eight thousand dollars.
Per sweater.
Er …
Per PAIR.
Yes, PAIR.
Of crotchless leggings.
And I shall, indeed, remember each and every one of you with fondness in my days of immense fame and fortune.
That is all.
January 30, 2010 at 12:26 pm
I think this one is by far the best!!!
January 30, 2010 at 12:56 pm
Peek-a-boo skants need to be marketed to Victoria’s Secret…make that Frederick’s…
January 30, 2010 at 1:24 pm
Oh all of these skants are just terrible.. I mean they’re great… I mean they’re just awful… but they’re wonderful…
I’m sooooo confused!
January 30, 2010 at 2:15 pm
Steve Urkel + Elmo. The whole is greater than the sum of the parts, though.
Kudos to all the skantsers!
January 30, 2010 at 2:25 pm
very classy. The purely nonfunctional ornamental belt way above the bellybutton is awesome.
January 30, 2010 at 2:43 pm
#29 SuperSnark : I was thinking a peek-a-boo one for the Ladies… with snuffaluffagus.
January 30, 2010 at 3:13 pm
#25 Diviniti Don’t fight it- IT IS SAVE TO SKANTS
You can Skants if you want to
Don’t leave his drawers alone
You Can Skants
You can Skants
Everybody wants to see your Skants
It is safe to Skants
OH Save to Skants
And if you don’t Skants
If you don’t Skants
We’ll never see those Skants
and we want to see those drafty Skants
January 30, 2010 at 3:15 pm
I meant # 25 for the safety skants song
January 30, 2010 at 3:17 pm
OMGosh never mind- I already put 25- excuse me while I am on Loratab, Valium and Flexerol.All prescribed of course.
January 30, 2010 at 3:35 pm
I absolutely LURVE all of the skants! Y’all are freakin awesome.
January 30, 2010 at 3:51 pm
Elmo sells it, but the argyles bring it home. Bravo!
January 30, 2010 at 5:08 pm
Well thatks to all you ladies I now have a “when women wear sweaters like pants” fetish.
Thanks. Like I didn’t already have enough issues.
More pics please.
January 30, 2010 at 5:11 pm
STINKBAIT- you show me yours and I will show you mine
January 30, 2010 at 5:17 pm
Nice skanties.
January 30, 2010 at 5:33 pm
I love the silliness of this site! The peek-a-boo skants are hilarious. Kudos.
January 30, 2010 at 6:08 pm
It’s Tickle the Bean Elmo!
January 30, 2010 at 7:12 pm
Could you submit 2 more pics
make one NEEEEAAAAAAARRRRRR……………..
and fffffaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrr………………
Helen is this you
January 30, 2010 at 8:23 pm
All the looks were so skantastic.
Who the hell needs the Miss America beauty pageant when you have a skants contest?
January 30, 2010 at 10:57 pm
The winner was great, but I like this one the best. Now I’m glad I didn’t enter, because there is no way I could’ve beat this.
January 31, 2010 at 6:04 am
#48 – OMG! Can you just picture Miss Virginia (now Miss America) doing her crowned walk wearing this faboo ensemble? Giant bouquet of roses, mile-high tiara, tears of joy streaming down her glowing face as she mouths the words “Thank you Regretsy!”
January 31, 2010 at 11:47 am
THIS one is my favorite! The Elmo panties really help tie the socks to the rest of the ensemble.
January 31, 2010 at 12:03 pm
I second the honorary grand prize.
January 31, 2010 at 2:27 pm
Helen Killer- are you out there? I am worried you are face down on the floor all tangled up in Skants and forgot to put on your medical alert button.
January 31, 2010 at 2:50 pm
where is she??? oh…….. she must have that thing called ….. um whats it called….. a LIFE
lol
January 31, 2010 at 3:08 pm
Is that “life” a french word? I don’t recognize it.
Oh, the agony, the built-up sarcasm is so painful. I need to say something snarky. Please Helen, the paucity of feeble arts to mock is killing me.
January 31, 2010 at 4:13 pm
and on the 7th day, Helen rested.
amen.
but we really do miss you!
January 31, 2010 at 4:22 pm
Really if something doesn’t happen here soon I shall be forced to go and do something useful – like crochet a hat that looks like a hoohaha. Raz go you have any wool?
January 31, 2010 at 4:23 pm
*do* you see how upset I am. I am making typos.
January 31, 2010 at 5:22 pm
i had to give up briefly…am watching the grammys…nope, clevercat- don’t got any wool- got some polymer clay though so you can sculpt some vagoos or something?
January 31, 2010 at 5:27 pm
*peering closely at skant pics for reference material* ummmmmmmm
January 31, 2010 at 5:35 pm
seriously Raz if I take off my pants and hold a mirror to my lady bits my Mom is for sure going to be using her outdoors voice.
January 31, 2010 at 5:57 pm
speaking of lady bits, clevercat, the black eyed peas have some very vagoo-esque looking things dancing on stage with them at the grammys- LOLLL
January 31, 2010 at 11:19 pm
where oh where is helen????
February 1, 2010 at 3:47 am
It’s BEAUTIFUL!
February 1, 2010 at 6:08 am
#62 – best laugh of the a.m. I thought the same thing…and I would have NEVER thought that in a pre-Regretsy world. Thanks to Regretsy, so many things are “vagoo-esque”!
February 1, 2010 at 10:59 am
That shit is skandalous.
PussDaddy
February 4, 2010 at 7:15 pm
LOL. That reminds me of this:
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?ref=vl_other_1&listing_id=34306170