#17 Efit: you mean “winter sun darkness come forever be cure” or the topless pose to sell leggings?
The stoner shirt text reminds me of those emails you get that are testing ways to get through spam filters by pasting a bunch of random crap into the body of the message.
$26 for a T-shirt with Buckminster Fuller diagrams on it although this artist probably doesn’t know anything about Fuller. This is probably more about your aura, and who has seriously talked about id, ego, and superego in the last 40 years anyway?
WARNING: DANGER MR. ROBINSON-IF YOU READ THIS I CAN’T BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR WHAT MAY HAPPEN TO YOUR MIND! http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=39016675 OMG- he even sells the hoodie for the paranoid, doper- criminal- READ TAGS CAREFULLY-clothing, handmade, vintage material, recycled, hoodie, sweatshirt, men, patch, green, upcycled, fleece, pyschedelic, drug, rape sauce
Recovering Crack Baby
January 29, 2010 at 10:02 am
CALLING PHOTOSHOPPER’S YOU HAVE A REQUEST IN AISLE 2.
Could someone photoshop him in his paranoid hood- see #27- peeping into window girl. I think they have the same eye color and it would be super enjoyable.
Sorry I don’t have time to read comments right now (I really have no right being on Regretsy right now but I’m guessing a few Rgeretsy fans have been there, done that when they’re supposed to be doing somethig else…) but this is the funniest pose I’ve seen yet. Is he supposed to be pondering the enormity of the universe and all those crazy constellations? A big LOL! Thanks Regretsy.
Recovering Crack Baby
January 29, 2010 at 11:18 am
#55- Nowhere land- we are on a Farm in NorthEast Iowa near the MN border. The biggest town near us would be Rochester,MN which is about an hour. Or if we headed west Mason City, Iowa is about the same.
AreYouGoingToEatThatPickle
January 29, 2010 at 11:37 am
@ Patty – I always crack jokes to my Dad about him being a Mason, but I’m afraid this ‘dynamic interpretation of man’ would be ‘blackballed’ at the first opportunity that presented itself.
razberries: Maybe she opened the window for him. And besides you got the awesome background.
So maybe I have played too many video games with my kid, but the first thing I thought when I saw that hood was “Oh, a Link hat!” Yup, I’m officially a geek!
#62 lyontamer & #65 sculptor69: Don’t feel bad it made sense to me, too. At around 4am my psychology papers start to kinda look like that. Kinda. Which makes me wonder if Forensic Psychology is truly the right field of study for me if it’s making me actually comprehend this. Regretsy makes me ponder my life choices.
What I do fail to understand, is how it is relevant to this shirt. Clothes just can’t move me that deeply. Then again, I didn’t hit the bong with my morning coffee.
#42 METHUSELAH
YOUR TIMECUBE REFERENCE MAKES ME EXTREMELY HAPPY. I LOVE CRAZY PEOPLE! WHY DIDN’T CONSTELLATION SHIRT GUY TYPE IN ALL CAPS SO WE WOULD KNOW HE REALLY MEANS IT?
The dude in the photo makes me think of Jesus, his shirt makes me think of pyramids which makes me think of science, which makes me think of the big bang theory. Fuck now I’m even more confused, as if the description alone wasn’t mind boggling enough.
Feel Free To Customise and Whimsiclise My Vagina
January 29, 2010 at 3:05 pm
I think maybe he’s looking for the rest of his stash, and he is thinking that he might have left it up on top of the cupboard but he is feeling too freaked out to climb a ladder
So he thought he’d make a listing on etsy instead.
Okay Dude – Just act natural and look at the camera, no the camera, okay that’s the light, the camera is where I am. What? I am over here. Yeah okay so again that is the light and I want you to look at the camera. Okay how about look at me. What? Well I am still right here.
It’s usually better for your Etsy business NOT to let the voices in your head write your product descriptions, and to NOT photograph yourself as you look to the heavens for their approval.
For Sudabaki
“…his behavior is basically directed towards the gratification and satisfaction of living in San Francisco, while lacking any actual talent or perspective on his own yawning stupidity. This shirt embodies “I’m sorry you’re not San Francisco” to a world who couldn’t give a damn. The model is also wearing a sustainable redwood seedling up his arse–the ultimate gesture to tree-hugging in a city which hates trees”
off topic – Iscream are you in Finland or from Finland – I saw a link to photos from you that seemed to my tired brain Finnish in origin. Any of the above will fill me with jealousy like a hippie in a headshop(pathetic attempt to tie into to topic)
Who thumbs downed IScream?! I can admit that people in L.A. can sometimes fit the stereotype… flaky, we drive the car just to go around the corner, etc . Get over yourselves!
IScream are you from Finland or just Finnish decent?
I really like some of their stuff but I’m afraid to order anything. Product descriptions like this don’t exactly inspire trust or a feeling that shit will get mailed to my house ever.
although some of the comments i read are – as usual – very funny (haven’t read all) – but simply nothing can match this picture. i think it might be my all time regretsy favourite. this stare, the pose, oh, and the t-shirt, not to forget the description… made my day.
That dude is kind of hot, he makes me want to contemplate the dramatic implications of the search for ultimate truth in the universe and the psyche on a shirt the color of childhood excrement, as his numbed hollow azure eyes gaze coldly on the judgment of Jungian serpent of the heavens pontificating its demands on the population of humanity, awash in the crisis of alienation and existence, meandering among the giraffes who jump out at random times and kick men in the nether regions, such a tshir
January 29, 2010 at 9:35 am
methinks this is much more about ego than id and superego….wait, maybe its more about superego. psyche and satisfaction. also. when you
its like Palin meets Jung.
January 29, 2010 at 9:38 am
he looks like jesus h. macy
January 29, 2010 at 9:38 am
These are origami instructions for how to turn your 1040 instructions into an alien holding a flower and riding a hermit crab, right?
January 29, 2010 at 9:38 am
He should get together with the whimsical fairy. http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=36486208 I bet they could really explore the id together…
January 29, 2010 at 9:38 am
This is way too small for me to get for my dad. He’s a Mason and I think this shirt holds the Lost Symbol.
January 29, 2010 at 9:39 am
or kid rock. with all those damn symbols on his shirt and his description, i think my brain just might explode.
January 29, 2010 at 9:39 am
I bet this guy has some brown constellations in his skivvies.
January 29, 2010 at 9:39 am
who else saw the thumbnail of these and thought they were the bottom of shoes? Anyone?
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=35924429
January 29, 2010 at 9:40 am
wtf does “cleaver cleaver” mean?
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=36021212
January 29, 2010 at 9:41 am
Does this shirt come with instructions?
January 29, 2010 at 9:42 am
@8 I think “shrinkage” is implied.
January 29, 2010 at 9:43 am
I think the description is one of those spambots you get in your inbox for viagra.
January 29, 2010 at 9:43 am
He needs to color the triangle ORANGE. Then we would all know without asking – SLOW MOVING.
January 29, 2010 at 9:44 am
“What’s Your Sign”?
January 29, 2010 at 9:44 am
I want what he’s been smoking!!!
January 29, 2010 at 9:45 am
“OK, God…I won’t misuse the color brown again”
Huh, this just begs for better mockery than that.
January 29, 2010 at 9:46 am
yep. I am pretty sure he has a bowl of weedie’s every morning.
January 29, 2010 at 9:46 am
This hippie bullshit is about as differnet as Sponegbob.
January 29, 2010 at 9:47 am
wtf is wrong with these people?
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?ref=vl_other_1&listing_id=35924429
January 29, 2010 at 9:47 am
Nice pose hippie, keep your eyes on the stars and your thumb up your ass.
January 29, 2010 at 9:49 am
I see Military Patches.
January 29, 2010 at 9:51 am
#17 Efit: you mean “winter sun darkness come forever be cure” or the topless pose to sell leggings?
The stoner shirt text reminds me of those emails you get that are testing ways to get through spam filters by pasting a bunch of random crap into the body of the message.
January 29, 2010 at 9:52 am
er, #19 Efit
January 29, 2010 at 9:53 am
$26 for a T-shirt with Buckminster Fuller diagrams on it although this artist probably doesn’t know anything about Fuller. This is probably more about your aura, and who has seriously talked about id, ego, and superego in the last 40 years anyway?
January 29, 2010 at 9:54 am
The posts shifted. My comments were 9 and 10. When I came back, they were 10 & 11. 11 should now read @9, not 8. Ack!
January 29, 2010 at 9:54 am
@ mags #22: To answer both of your questions: YES
January 29, 2010 at 9:55 am
WARNING: DANGER MR. ROBINSON-IF YOU READ THIS I CAN’T BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR WHAT MAY HAPPEN TO YOUR MIND!
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=39016675 OMG- he even sells the hoodie for the paranoid, doper- criminal- READ TAGS CAREFULLY-clothing, handmade, vintage material, recycled, hoodie, sweatshirt, men, patch, green, upcycled, fleece, pyschedelic, drug, rape sauce
January 29, 2010 at 9:59 am
SKULLY- I posted a new avatar for today just so you can see the snow on the ground.
January 29, 2010 at 10:00 am
Why am I not surprised this seller is from the City by the Bay?
In every sterotype there is a modicum of truth.
January 29, 2010 at 10:02 am
CALLING PHOTOSHOPPER’S YOU HAVE A REQUEST IN AISLE 2.
Could someone photoshop him in his paranoid hood- see #27- peeping into window girl. I think they have the same eye color and it would be super enjoyable.
January 29, 2010 at 10:04 am
I cracked the code! The symbols on his shirt translate to “Dude, I think I just sharted!”
(And thanks #28 RCB)
January 29, 2010 at 10:05 am
Umm…what is going on here?
http://ny-image0.etsy.com//il_fullxfull.114881252.jpg
January 29, 2010 at 10:09 am
I think the fact that this seller’s username has ‘coma’ in it must explain a lot.
January 29, 2010 at 10:13 am
He appears to be handcuffed. Is this his mugshot pose?
TURN TO THE RIGHT.
January 29, 2010 at 10:13 am
I lived in the Bay Area for 4 years. When I would tell people I was from L.A. they would actually say “I’m sorry.” You know what, I’m not.
January 29, 2010 at 10:14 am
The model appears to be handcuffed and looking up at a helicopter searchlight. Appropriate.
January 29, 2010 at 10:17 am
#34 Vile: Apparently we watch too much COPS. We posted simultaneously.
January 29, 2010 at 10:19 am
Hey you gotta make your weed money somehow. Might as well take advantage of your stoned inspiration.
January 29, 2010 at 10:20 am
#26: the hoodie thing is made out of “swearshirt”!
January 29, 2010 at 10:21 am
oops… I meant #27. I guess I can’t type either. http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=39016675
January 29, 2010 at 10:29 am
#30- RCB- especially for you!
http://www.flickr.com/photos/27900808@N06/4314389560/
January 29, 2010 at 10:35 am
TIMECUBE!
January 29, 2010 at 10:43 am
Whatever. I just ate a pot cookie and this makes perfect sense.
January 29, 2010 at 10:45 am
dude, there’s like *inhales* . . . triangles . . . *slowly exhales*.
January 29, 2010 at 10:57 am
I’m gonna go out on a limb and say that anything you get from this seller will have a very strong aroma. A smell similar to that of cannabis sativa.
January 29, 2010 at 10:58 am
I thought “Brown Constellations” are what you got after you heard “The Brown Note”?
January 29, 2010 at 11:02 am
Sorry I don’t have time to read comments right now (I really have no right being on Regretsy right now but I’m guessing a few Rgeretsy fans have been there, done that when they’re supposed to be doing somethig else…) but this is the funniest pose I’ve seen yet. Is he supposed to be pondering the enormity of the universe and all those crazy constellations? A big LOL! Thanks Regretsy.
January 29, 2010 at 11:03 am
#41 RAZ- You are the best. Will you Marry Me? I am in Iowa and it is perfectly legal.
January 29, 2010 at 11:06 am
The working title was “What Would Jesus Wear”.
January 29, 2010 at 11:06 am
RCB- adore you
January 29, 2010 at 11:07 am
Somebody needs to take his brown magic marker away. He may try to smoke it.
January 29, 2010 at 11:07 am
Raz- it is amazing- the facial expressions- the stare-the eyes. Shit- what a match.
January 29, 2010 at 11:09 am
Hey dude, know what? Like chicken totally sounds good right now…………….
January 29, 2010 at 11:13 am
This item has everything: bondage, constellations, mentions of id, ego, and superego, a triangle and Jesus!
It’s the perfect gift for all your Christian, Freudian, geometry-teaching, BDSM-enthusiast astrologist friends!
Remember, Valentine’s Day is coming up, y’all!
January 29, 2010 at 11:14 am
hey, recovering crack baby…..where at in Iowa? I’m in Des Moines! (that may be one of the weirdest things I’ve ever typed)
January 29, 2010 at 11:18 am
#55- Nowhere land- we are on a Farm in NorthEast Iowa near the MN border. The biggest town near us would be Rochester,MN which is about an hour. Or if we headed west Mason City, Iowa is about the same.
January 29, 2010 at 11:18 am
razberries beat me to it: http://picasaweb.google.com/willandwont1/UntitledAlbum#5432242763023675314
January 29, 2010 at 11:21 am
#57- you can never have to many shots of these two together. #57 bravo
January 29, 2010 at 11:22 am
I need a lot of photoshop practice, but thanks.
January 29, 2010 at 11:24 am
A friend of mine just posted this on her facebook page. It’s not relevant here, but reminded me of the misspelled signs from the other day, only way worse. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/01/28/misspelled-tattoos-perman_n_439993.html?slidenumber=nCowUad7rRs%3D&#slide_image
January 29, 2010 at 11:25 am
The only logical reaction to this is glaring:
Say what?!
January 29, 2010 at 11:28 am
What frightens me most is that I understood every word of that.
January 29, 2010 at 11:37 am
@ Patty – I always crack jokes to my Dad about him being a Mason, but I’m afraid this ‘dynamic interpretation of man’ would be ‘blackballed’ at the first opportunity that presented itself.
January 29, 2010 at 11:39 am
If only I was 25 years younger. All I need is this shirt and I could pass as the new music director of the L.A. Phil!!!!
January 29, 2010 at 11:40 am
I gotta stop sniffing glue. That made sense.
January 29, 2010 at 11:44 am
willandwont, my shop skillz suck…you at least have the window there…LOL
January 29, 2010 at 11:47 am
razberries: Maybe she opened the window for him. And besides you got the awesome background.
So maybe I have played too many video games with my kid, but the first thing I thought when I saw that hood was “Oh, a Link hat!” Yup, I’m officially a geek!
January 29, 2010 at 11:48 am
@#53 Nah, man.. Twinkies. Gotta be Twinkies. And Fritos. With, like, caramel ice cream sauce drizzled all over them.
January 29, 2010 at 11:59 am
Yield to the ugly.
January 29, 2010 at 12:24 pm
This is a skant (albeit a short one – skornt?) waiting to happen:
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?ref=vl_other_2&listing_id=36419939
Maybe if we buy this girl a few more mimosas, she’ll model it for us.
January 29, 2010 at 12:55 pm
It’s Frank Gallagher!
http://www.channel4.com/programmes/shameless/articles/frank-gallagher
January 29, 2010 at 12:58 pm
#70 LOL! It’s a print of a merkin! Fake fake pubes!
January 29, 2010 at 1:01 pm
#62 lyontamer & #65 sculptor69: Don’t feel bad it made sense to me, too. At around 4am my psychology papers start to kinda look like that. Kinda. Which makes me wonder if Forensic Psychology is truly the right field of study for me if it’s making me actually comprehend this. Regretsy makes me ponder my life choices.
What I do fail to understand, is how it is relevant to this shirt. Clothes just can’t move me that deeply. Then again, I didn’t hit the bong with my morning coffee.
January 29, 2010 at 1:02 pm
#42 METHUSELAH
YOUR TIMECUBE REFERENCE MAKES ME EXTREMELY HAPPY. I LOVE CRAZY PEOPLE! WHY DIDN’T CONSTELLATION SHIRT GUY TYPE IN ALL CAPS SO WE WOULD KNOW HE REALLY MEANS IT?
January 29, 2010 at 1:07 pm
Jesus wears T-shirts?
January 29, 2010 at 1:20 pm
I think I shared a bong with that guy in 1987.
January 29, 2010 at 1:20 pm
#73 Indeed. I major in psych also, and there are plenty of times when I wonder if I need to go have my meds checked.
January 29, 2010 at 1:27 pm
#77 Ah, someone I can share my pain with. I was very perturbed when I wasn’t confused by the description and somehow still sober.
January 29, 2010 at 1:28 pm
The dude in the photo makes me think of Jesus, his shirt makes me think of pyramids which makes me think of science, which makes me think of the big bang theory. Fuck now I’m even more confused, as if the description alone wasn’t mind boggling enough.
#76 strawberrylumps – awesome. avatar.
January 29, 2010 at 1:32 pm
Jesus: “…id, ego, and superego, uh hey Peter, bring me the 5 loaves and 2 fishes to turn into some weed so these guys can understand what I’m saying”
January 29, 2010 at 2:36 pm
dibbs on Raz – I’m in Canada
January 29, 2010 at 2:37 pm
did I miss the skants announcement I just got home?????
January 29, 2010 at 2:46 pm
He is a recipient of the same arts grant as Electric Chicken woman back there
talkin out ones asssss
January 29, 2010 at 3:02 pm
has no one noticed their shop name? ROFL
“COMA COTTON”
ROFL
January 29, 2010 at 3:02 pm
Good God dude use a defuse your flash next time. it looks like he posed under a flood lamp on the side of a Wal-Mart.
January 29, 2010 at 3:02 pm
I meant defuse your flash.
January 29, 2010 at 3:05 pm
I think maybe he’s looking for the rest of his stash, and he is thinking that he might have left it up on top of the cupboard but he is feeling too freaked out to climb a ladder
So he thought he’d make a listing on etsy instead.
January 29, 2010 at 3:09 pm
Okay Dude – Just act natural and look at the camera, no the camera, okay that’s the light, the camera is where I am. What? I am over here. Yeah okay so again that is the light and I want you to look at the camera. Okay how about look at me. What? Well I am still right here.
January 29, 2010 at 3:37 pm
It’s usually better for your Etsy business NOT to let the voices in your head write your product descriptions, and to NOT photograph yourself as you look to the heavens for their approval.
January 29, 2010 at 4:13 pm
*jingle jingle* Look at the keys! See the keys? Look at the keys, boy! Who’s my hippie? A boochie boochie boo!
January 29, 2010 at 4:22 pm
For Sudabaki
“…his behavior is basically directed towards the gratification and satisfaction of living in San Francisco, while lacking any actual talent or perspective on his own yawning stupidity. This shirt embodies “I’m sorry you’re not San Francisco” to a world who couldn’t give a damn. The model is also wearing a sustainable redwood seedling up his arse–the ultimate gesture to tree-hugging in a city which hates trees”
January 29, 2010 at 4:29 pm
Ha! I know him! (The creator not the model.) Just told him his shit was blowing up all over Regretsy. He’s a nice boy.
January 29, 2010 at 4:32 pm
off topic – Iscream are you in Finland or from Finland – I saw a link to photos from you that seemed to my tired brain Finnish in origin. Any of the above will fill me with jealousy like a hippie in a headshop(pathetic attempt to tie into to topic)
January 29, 2010 at 4:33 pm
er.. one “to” will suffice
January 29, 2010 at 5:01 pm
@clevercat–yeah, I mentioned as much when people where blustering over swastikas. Being Finnish is something you survive more than enjoy.
Gotta laugh at SF too–because I lived/worked there for years. The pretense is something to behold.
January 29, 2010 at 5:07 pm
LOL I noticed your button lampshades they were really lovely. More later. I don’t wish to dilute the weed-whacking.
January 29, 2010 at 5:13 pm
Who thumbs downed IScream?! I can admit that people in L.A. can sometimes fit the stereotype… flaky, we drive the car just to go around the corner, etc . Get over yourselves!
IScream are you from Finland or just Finnish decent?
January 29, 2010 at 5:20 pm
Is the differnet an internet that’s different?
January 29, 2010 at 5:21 pm
@Sudabaki–yeah, that comment was for you, not the red and brown thumbers
If you ask me, more LA people are easier to like.
Yeah–descent “way back when”.
Don’t know how this got on the map, perhaps because of my parting comment here, anyway…
http://www.regretsy.com/2010/01/08/posh-stika/
January 29, 2010 at 6:11 pm
What does this body language tell you?
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?ref=vl_other_2&listing_id=38537487
Personally the body language tells me…
“I fucked this hippy skank and all I got was this fucking t-shirt.”
January 29, 2010 at 6:13 pm
I really like some of their stuff but I’m afraid to order anything. Product descriptions like this don’t exactly inspire trust or a feeling that shit will get mailed to my house ever.
January 30, 2010 at 5:28 am
These people are well on their way to becoming the next American Apparal.
“california hand made psychedelic”
apathetic and somewhat skank looking models….check!
cotton clothing…..check!
laid back hipster attitude…..check!
January 30, 2010 at 8:08 am
although some of the comments i read are – as usual – very funny (haven’t read all) – but simply nothing can match this picture. i think it might be my all time regretsy favourite. this stare, the pose, oh, and the t-shirt, not to forget the description… made my day.
January 30, 2010 at 10:02 am
@clevercat–someone I know did that cool lampshade. I certainly wouldn’t have the patience to collect buttons
Ooh…touched a nerve with somebody on my SF comment? Guess what–it’s true.
January 30, 2010 at 6:49 pm
t-shirt seller meets chicken wall sconce seller and it was a countertype conceived in the celestial mooring.
January 30, 2010 at 6:50 pm
Is that Kid Rock or Jesus modeling the shirt?
January 31, 2010 at 8:09 am
“Are you there, God? It’s me, Jesus. You know, your firstborn n all?”
January 31, 2010 at 11:59 am
That dude is kind of hot, he makes me want to contemplate the dramatic implications of the search for ultimate truth in the universe and the psyche on a shirt the color of childhood excrement, as his numbed hollow azure eyes gaze coldly on the judgment of Jungian serpent of the heavens pontificating its demands on the population of humanity, awash in the crisis of alienation and existence, meandering among the giraffes who jump out at random times and kick men in the nether regions, such a tshir
March 23, 2011 at 9:22 pm
I think I may know him. In a hideous, biblical, “it’s all coming back to me now” way involving tequila shots and Allen Ginsberg at a bar.