the baby one, the one with the little troll/gremlin doll in the crotch, the beer belly, the feather, there are so many to admire!!!
i am laughing uncontrollably…and these are only the honorable mentions??
I was gonna list my favorites, but there are so many! I love them all in their own way. Only one face so far, though! Gotta be my favorite because she wholly owns the look
Oooooh, hahahahahaha. I LOVE you guys!!!!
This made my weekend..brilliant.
I was getting drunk and unhappy, then I went
to my Regretsy, and ..LOL.
Thank you, thank you very much!
I’m a big fan of the first one up there of the person that did the later feather one. The one wearing green leggings and socks – or maybe those are other skant layers? Anyway, the first one, with the zipper jacket makes me think there is a leprechaun leering from the upper half, just waiting to unzip and flash us, if only we could see
carecaribou: to be fair, I almost thumbs downed that post just because I thought it would be funny, but decided not to. Very possibly someone else had the same idea.
these skants are getting my complete merkin stamp of approval – was reading in another post – someone was asking whether it was for real – YES it is. The skants were originally part of a collection JUNK LORE COuTURE – in the section titled NOW I’M CONFUSED… i found regretsy’s pick up on it hilarious and decided to join in the fun. I’ve also been getting heaps of questions regarding whether i am wearing 2 wigs or 1 … TWO.. It was a battle to decide what to put where
I was just awoken by my Sister who called. My Son said MOM- WAKE UP it’s important. So I think somebody has died and I get on the phone to her snickering that I am on Regretsy. Thanks Helen!!!!
I’m totally owning up to being the proud owner of the Jesus Hates You skant-capris. I had to take the picture in secret lest my husbo find me an question my sanity. And it’s his shirt… Now you see why I married him.
#79 I put them on and yelled for mine to come into the kitchen. I said get the camera and he did. Then I said put this doll down there and he did then he took the pic and showed it to me. He never asked any questions…..he doesn’t have to.
I am examining the photos very closely now that I can see again – are the argyle and the B&W skants in front of the same fireplace? Did anyone own up to them and I missed it? This was just too much fun. Think of anouther contest, Helen.
I am screaming with laughter at how the cat and the child are being held in nearly identical against-their-will positions. And I am SO impressed with the variety of neck/crotch lines!
And that red turtleneck thing truly looks like the longest wiener ever…
zomg! there is too much amazing fuckery here for me to even choose a fave.
you can skants if you want to
you can leave your friends behind
because your friends can’t skants
and if they can’t skants
then they’re no friends of mine
January 29, 2010 at 6:26 pm
Gorgeous.
January 29, 2010 at 6:26 pm
These are so awesome I can’t even imagine what’s coming next!
January 29, 2010 at 6:27 pm
I’ve been waiting for this moment all day. Screw the essay assignment I have to write.
January 29, 2010 at 6:27 pm
OMFG peeing now
January 29, 2010 at 6:28 pm
OMG! NOW I can live vicarously through the Skantics of ohters!!!!
January 29, 2010 at 6:28 pm
OMG! Saggy vaginas!
January 29, 2010 at 6:29 pm
Oh. My. God.
The BABY!
The green thing with the feather!!!
If these are the honorable mentions, the winners are going to kill me.
Bring.
It.
January 29, 2010 at 6:29 pm
I especially like the one that looks like a giant floppy penis.
October 4, 2011 at 11:33 am
can you be more specific?
January 29, 2010 at 6:30 pm
so haute! i love the green with the lovely tickle feather.
January 29, 2010 at 6:30 pm
Ok, now everyone has to fess up as to which one you are!
January 29, 2010 at 6:30 pm
I’ve been waiting for this moment all day.
January 29, 2010 at 6:30 pm
I laughed so hard! I can’t believe these are just honorable mentions (by the way, I’m in this batch! That makes my day so freakin’ much!).
January 29, 2010 at 6:30 pm
the baby one, the one with the little troll/gremlin doll in the crotch, the beer belly, the feather, there are so many to admire!!!
i am laughing uncontrollably…and these are only the honorable mentions??
January 29, 2010 at 6:30 pm
I love that the green one has been so beautifully accessorized.
January 29, 2010 at 6:31 pm
now men, you wanna impress the ladies, do this with a turtle neck, not some damn skinny elephant trunk. This keeps us guessing.
I also want to say that I bet i’m laughing harder and choking more smoking weed than those drinking. gotta cough to get off. I’m fuckin dyin ova here!
January 29, 2010 at 6:31 pm
Why the heck have we been running around, wearing well-fitting PANTS all these years?!? Simply alluring, each and every one!
January 29, 2010 at 6:31 pm
Sorry cant spell or type you SAID Keep Drinking and i’m overwhelmed by the skants—
January 29, 2010 at 6:33 pm
Does this mean there’s going to be a skants skants revolution coming soon?
January 29, 2010 at 6:33 pm
I love the stylish striped one (photographed in front of the fireplace with red or purple shoes).
January 29, 2010 at 6:33 pm
Patty, you have to tell us!!
I LOVE the toilet picture! The one in the snow really amuses me and I almost choked over Jesus Hate You.
January 29, 2010 at 6:35 pm
i’d say it’s a tie between the baby one and the feather one in this category…the baby falling out of the crotch is just such a funny idea
January 29, 2010 at 6:35 pm
#16…remember Kriss Kross or however it was spelled, I bet they are super pissed right now….
January 29, 2010 at 6:35 pm
I was gonna list my favorites, but there are so many! I love them all in their own way. Only one face so far, though! Gotta be my favorite because she wholly owns the look
January 29, 2010 at 6:35 pm
Holy cow lol. Funny shit so far
January 29, 2010 at 6:36 pm
A+ to The Strokes and argyle. Hipster chic, for sure.
January 29, 2010 at 6:36 pm
The toilet one looks like an unsnapped onesie.
January 29, 2010 at 6:37 pm
the toilet one is my favorite
January 29, 2010 at 6:37 pm
My kid invented these when she was 2 and learning to dress herself.
January 29, 2010 at 6:38 pm
Suda, I live in Wisconsin… and I wear red gloves.
January 29, 2010 at 6:39 pm
Oh My GODS. If these are the Honorables, I’m preparing for my mind to be blown by the winners.
January 29, 2010 at 6:39 pm
Also: Helen, you are amazing.
January 29, 2010 at 6:39 pm
I love the first one. It’s not a girl or a boy! It’s a Skabie!
January 29, 2010 at 6:39 pm
Yay Patty, I gave you a shout out without even knowing it!
January 29, 2010 at 6:40 pm
I couldn’t begin to pick just one, even out of these. But “Jesus” is up there, just because it’s giving me the giggles.
January 29, 2010 at 6:40 pm
I love the one that mixes Valour, Kenny Rogers, a high kick and an unwilling cat
January 29, 2010 at 6:40 pm
I’m loving the beige sweater with the traumatized black cat! It looks like a sloppy vagoo!
The Jesus Hates You capri skants are pretty awesome too!
January 29, 2010 at 6:40 pm
@28 – Patty, yours looks legit. Circa 1890s. I wish you had mutton chops for the occasion.
January 29, 2010 at 6:41 pm
I was giving a demonstration of my “easy access zipper” on my skants.
January 29, 2010 at 6:41 pm
Hey.
HEY!
At this writing, there has been NO thumbs-downery on this page.
None.
At all.
I point this out merely as a matter of interest.
In other words: get busy, people!
Oh, and other than the baby and the feather, I must agree with #25 NinjaGato that the toilet one does have its own unique charm.
Well done, everyone!
January 29, 2010 at 6:41 pm
Damn, I thought I was original with the tutleneck skants.
I like that there are TWO pictures with toilets in the background.
January 29, 2010 at 6:42 pm
the first one reminds me of Monty Python’s The Meaning of Life.
“Would you get one for me Deidre?”
January 29, 2010 at 6:42 pm
Hilarious!!! The first one is obviously a pair of safety skants. Regretting not sending in some of my own photos now lol
January 29, 2010 at 6:42 pm
Yep, one more vote for the toilet one. Hadn’t even thought of that functionality. Ingenious!
January 29, 2010 at 6:42 pm
I am rendered unable to choose a favorite. Y’all are off da hook!
January 29, 2010 at 6:42 pm
Oooooh, hahahahahaha. I LOVE you guys!!!!
This made my weekend..brilliant.
I was getting drunk and unhappy, then I went
to my Regretsy, and ..LOL.
Thank you, thank you very much!
January 29, 2010 at 6:43 pm
Mine’s is the red and grey strippied number with the grey “turdle crotch”.
That green freather and floppy red “member” one are killing me!!!lolz
January 29, 2010 at 6:43 pm
why am i staring at the crotches!!!??? WHYYYY
January 29, 2010 at 6:43 pm
All faaahhhhbulous! I love the couple with the fireplace – Argyle and Stripey. Great poses!
January 29, 2010 at 6:43 pm
Of these I couldn’t even begin to choose a favorite. They’re all beautiful in their own way.
January 29, 2010 at 6:44 pm
OMG – one of you nuts went outside looking like this!
That’s just too much! LMAO!
January 29, 2010 at 6:44 pm
The cat is awesome. If you’d bought him a doggy sweater and made him wear it as skants, you’d have totally won.
January 29, 2010 at 6:44 pm
carecaribou- unfortunately that couldn’t last for long, someone already thumb’s downed lyontamer!
January 29, 2010 at 6:45 pm
is that an aardvark protruding from the black and blue stripes?
January 29, 2010 at 6:46 pm
OMG! I was laughing so much I missed beige velvet with the cat – THAT is the best pose!
January 29, 2010 at 6:47 pm
I’m a big fan of the first one up there of the person that did the later feather one. The one wearing green leggings and socks – or maybe those are other skant layers? Anyway, the first one, with the zipper jacket makes me think there is a leprechaun leering from the upper half, just waiting to unzip and flash us, if only we could see
January 29, 2010 at 6:47 pm
#47 razberries: Yes, and I was thumbs-downed as well almost immediately after posting.
Thank goodness — I thought we’d lost our thumbs-downers and that would have simply ruined the guest list … quite!
January 29, 2010 at 6:48 pm
Argyle and stripey are my favorites,too. Must be their runway confidence!
January 29, 2010 at 6:48 pm
#45 AreYouGoingToEatThatPickle: that would be Patty
January 29, 2010 at 6:49 pm
#47, Re: looking at the crotches
How can you not? How can you not.
If a guy really wants girls to notice his junk, I think we’ve found the outfit. Of course, they’ll be noticing, then pointing and laughing…
January 29, 2010 at 6:49 pm
When’s the last time Kenny Rogers was photographed with two pussies?
January 29, 2010 at 6:49 pm
Awesome, guys…. man I wish I had had more glamorous sweaters to work with! At least I made it to the ‘honorables’!
January 29, 2010 at 6:50 pm
The grey one with the hoodie tucked up looks like a pair of men’s long johns. Love it!
January 29, 2010 at 6:51 pm
carecaribou: to be fair, I almost thumbs downed that post just because I thought it would be funny, but decided not to. Very possibly someone else had the same idea.
January 29, 2010 at 6:51 pm
#39 I can’t. I already gave a thumbs-up.
January 29, 2010 at 6:52 pm
Some of them look like the sweaters that they are, and I think I’m seeing someone standing on their very funny-looking hands! Hahahahahahahahahahaha!
January 29, 2010 at 6:53 pm
Pickle- I had to go outside… I was wearing the warm-weather skants and it was actually snowing when I got the pic.
This totally made my day, my week… I even texted my 20 year old daughter who is out of town to have her go online to see this!
January 29, 2010 at 6:56 pm
I compliment all on your willingness to humiliate yourselves in public. You’re braver and better than me.
January 29, 2010 at 6:56 pm
I am so in love with the baby one. It’s totally Meaning of Life as someone else mentioned.
January 29, 2010 at 6:57 pm
Holy eff, baby in the droopy vagoo pants are the best!
January 29, 2010 at 6:57 pm
Patty – as per usual, you rock my socks!
January 29, 2010 at 7:02 pm
Blue and black stripes: what is that thing hanging out? (I mean, literally, what is it?)
January 29, 2010 at 7:04 pm
All of these are awesome, but my favorites are: the baby, the black and white stripes, and the argyle/strokes ensemble.
January 29, 2010 at 7:05 pm
I appreciate that Strokes didn’t shave.
January 29, 2010 at 7:07 pm
@NougatCat which one is you?
January 29, 2010 at 7:10 pm
reloading……….reloading……….reloading………
January 29, 2010 at 7:18 pm
these skants are getting my complete merkin stamp of approval – was reading in another post – someone was asking whether it was for real – YES it is. The skants were originally part of a collection JUNK LORE COuTURE – in the section titled NOW I’M CONFUSED… i found regretsy’s pick up on it hilarious and decided to join in the fun. I’ve also been getting heaps of questions regarding whether i am wearing 2 wigs or 1 … TWO.. It was a battle to decide what to put where
January 29, 2010 at 7:26 pm
I’m Kenny+Cat.
I didn’t even think about a dog sweater on Miles Davis(The cats name). That would have been so WIN. Dammit!
I’m proud of honorable mention. W00T!!!
January 29, 2010 at 7:35 pm
I was just awoken by my Sister who called. My Son said MOM- WAKE UP it’s important. So I think somebody has died and I get on the phone to her snickering that I am on Regretsy. Thanks Helen!!!!
January 29, 2010 at 8:26 pm
I’m totally owning up to being the proud owner of the Jesus Hates You skant-capris. I had to take the picture in secret lest my husbo find me an question my sanity. And it’s his shirt… Now you see why I married him.
January 29, 2010 at 8:31 pm
As for the fellow whose skull & crossbones boxes are visible, he’s lookin’ like a fool with his SKANTS ON THE FLOOR.
January 29, 2010 at 8:31 pm
#79 I put them on and yelled for mine to come into the kitchen. I said get the camera and he did. Then I said put this doll down there and he did then he took the pic and showed it to me. He never asked any questions…..he doesn’t have to.
January 29, 2010 at 8:34 pm
The disproving looks from the dog was enough to prevent me from unleashing this holy hell on the only human willing to sleep with me.
January 29, 2010 at 8:45 pm
#13 & 71:
It’s a knitted Dalek. I have quite a few pictures of that Dalek, plus the one I made for Jess of Ravelry on my Flickr.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/spiritinaphotograph/tags/dalek/
January 30, 2010 at 6:23 am
OMG.
January 30, 2010 at 6:27 am
I am examining the photos very closely now that I can see again – are the argyle and the B&W skants in front of the same fireplace? Did anyone own up to them and I missed it? This was just too much fun. Think of anouther contest, Helen.
January 30, 2010 at 7:11 am
I am screaming with laughter at how the cat and the child are being held in nearly identical against-their-will positions. And I am SO impressed with the variety of neck/crotch lines!
And that red turtleneck thing truly looks like the longest wiener ever…
January 30, 2010 at 1:54 pm
The one with the baby in it made my husband and me laugh until we cried. Bravo.
January 30, 2010 at 11:58 pm
*raises her hand* The “skants for convenience” at the toilet is me. I thought of the practicality of the skants when choosing the spot for the photo.
January 30, 2010 at 11:59 pm
OH! Also, I am glad you enjoyed it! The all made me smile! That poor cat and child! Hee hee!
May 27, 2010 at 7:49 pm
zomg! there is too much amazing fuckery here for me to even choose a fave.
you can skants if you want to
you can leave your friends behind
because your friends can’t skants
and if they can’t skants
then they’re no friends of mine