question: are people stanging in front of boxes and wires on purpose. I want to hear about the staging. I need to know if this is part of the etsy homage. I love the HEELS
Oh, and Steve had me really confused. Having the pants come only a little down really completed the illusion that he was standing on his head and his shirt rode up. But the nipples were in the wrong place! I think that screams Halloween costume this year. Well, not for /me/, if /my/ nipples were there, they’d look like udders.
and goddamn lil lady with the green heels – they’re friggin killa – they remind me of my mum’s wedding shoes – that’s not an insult – she has impeccable shoe taste.
skant merchandise… shit… well i did say don’t dirtalise my shecks… so…. guess that means i’m gonna be printing tshirts – or grundies (grotty undies) or maybe i should release a line of scented condoms? hmmm
Turkey guy! But Jeez Louise gets my top vote for creating even more fabulous fashion. And for owning shoes in the gawdawfulest shade of green I’ve ever seen.
no, no – i LIKE the cords. I just was curious because the staging is like early ebay on some of these i.e. reflection in the stove is making me laugh so hard
I am shrieking with laughter over here. Minus the vagoo vent, the last number is straight out of high school in the 80s. I’m sure the has rooster-ass hair, mondo eyeliner, and giant hoop earrings too.
#72 – She seemed to know that they don’t belong there! She kept kicking and knocking them off. I was just glad to get one with her looking at the camera!
I’m so excited that she’s on here! When she grows up, she’s going to be annoyed at me for it. LOL
i just saw these now- was showing my folks this posting of me…LOL
Iscreamuscream- dontcha mean “AIRheart”…;-)
RCB- those are one of the trampiest sets of heels that i own…thought they’d be regretsy-worthy
ps- i think the pedo bear felt the love when i dressed him up
January 29, 2010 at 7:18 pm
Love the turkey guy
January 29, 2010 at 7:19 pm
If only turkey guy had stuck a lamp in there!
January 29, 2010 at 7:19 pm
rolling. rolling. #1 is wow and the BELT !!! hahahah
January 29, 2010 at 7:19 pm
#1 is giving me the munchies
January 29, 2010 at 7:20 pm
mr. gobbler is a riot!
i can’t view the 2nd to last one. it’s prob my crappy pc
January 29, 2010 at 7:20 pm
I can’t believe that these are getting better and better!
By the time we get to the winners, I may have a heart attack from laughing too hard!
January 29, 2010 at 7:20 pm
question: are people stanging in front of boxes and wires on purpose. I want to hear about the staging. I need to know if this is part of the etsy homage. I love the HEELS
January 29, 2010 at 7:21 pm
*standing. damn
January 29, 2010 at 7:21 pm
I can’t imagine anyone beat the turkey. I was laughing so hard when it came up that I couldn’t even scroll down, I just had to keep looking.
January 29, 2010 at 7:21 pm
that dude with turkey syndrome is a SCREAM – love it
can you make me one? i’ll give ya 785 for it – too good
January 29, 2010 at 7:22 pm
FAN-SKANT-IC!!!!!!
January 29, 2010 at 7:22 pm
OMG, I fucking love you guys. We’re getting humor from every angle. It just keeps getting better!
January 29, 2010 at 7:22 pm
I want some Skants merchandise now…
January 29, 2010 at 7:23 pm
Love Mr. Turkey and Stylish Anne!
January 29, 2010 at 7:23 pm
Turkey buy is hysterical but Steve almost made me bust a gut.
January 29, 2010 at 7:23 pm
damn, turkey GUY not buy.
January 29, 2010 at 7:23 pm
I actually peed. Like, literally.
January 29, 2010 at 7:23 pm
Oh and a big whimsicle awwwwwwww for baby skants!
January 29, 2010 at 7:23 pm
OM Gosh…I LOVE, LOVE, LOVE Turkey Man!!…..priceless!!
January 29, 2010 at 7:24 pm
the more I look at the turkey, i can’t help but think this isn’t the first time he’s done this.
January 29, 2010 at 7:24 pm
#17 I hope you had a towel under your skants when that happened!
January 29, 2010 at 7:25 pm
Oh, and Steve had me really confused. Having the pants come only a little down really completed the illusion that he was standing on his head and his shirt rode up. But the nipples were in the wrong place! I think that screams Halloween costume this year. Well, not for /me/, if /my/ nipples were there, they’d look like udders.
January 29, 2010 at 7:25 pm
My daughter said: “Look at the baby’s face… even it knows this ain’t right!” LOL!
January 29, 2010 at 7:25 pm
and goddamn lil lady with the green heels – they’re friggin killa – they remind me of my mum’s wedding shoes – that’s not an insult – she has impeccable shoe taste.
skant merchandise… shit… well i did say don’t dirtalise my shecks… so…. guess that means i’m gonna be printing tshirts – or grundies (grotty undies) or maybe i should release a line of scented condoms? hmmm
January 29, 2010 at 7:25 pm
We aren’t even to 3rd place yet and these are already killing me!! Good job everyone!
January 29, 2010 at 7:25 pm
If I see anything funnier than the turkey I’ll wet my pants laughing – where are skants when you need them?
January 29, 2010 at 7:26 pm
I’m laughing so hard, the dogs think I’m crying. They’re trying to console me. I’m almost afraid of what’s next. Almost.
January 29, 2010 at 7:26 pm
I need baby skants for my niece! The other mom’s will be envious of how her diaper can be changed while she’s running around!
January 29, 2010 at 7:26 pm
Woo! I’m Anne in the blue sweater and heels.
January 29, 2010 at 7:26 pm
#7 there does seem to be an electrical cord theme going on.
Turkey man is too funny! And the baby is adorable!
January 29, 2010 at 7:26 pm
Turkey guy! But Jeez Louise gets my top vote for creating even more fabulous fashion. And for owning shoes in the gawdawfulest shade of green I’ve ever seen.
January 29, 2010 at 7:26 pm
How much you wanna bet that a bunch of these…Im thinking number 6 in particular….are gonna find their way to Hawtness: Women of WTF eventually?
January 29, 2010 at 7:27 pm
every time i think … how can regretsy get better? then I am rewarded.
January 29, 2010 at 7:27 pm
Umm, I love the turkey guy too… my thoughts exactly. I wonder if that elasticised waist was ACTUALLY on the jumper before it because skants.
January 29, 2010 at 7:28 pm
isn’t turkey guy the “Wait, What?” guy?
January 29, 2010 at 7:28 pm
Congrats Anne! I love the belt and the peek of the thigh.
January 29, 2010 at 7:29 pm
2nd Steve is the push-me-pull-you! LMFAO
January 29, 2010 at 7:29 pm
Congrats Anne – I cracked up at your ‘scarf’ accessory!
January 29, 2010 at 7:29 pm
Yeah I didn’t notice the cords… it was the only blank wall I could find.
January 29, 2010 at 7:30 pm
anne, it looks like a real etsy listing! LOL
January 29, 2010 at 7:31 pm
Thanks suda, most of the reason I posed that way was to at least get a little thigh in the pic.
Shelloz, I thought the scarf was a little rat tail-esque.
January 29, 2010 at 7:31 pm
@retroroadtrip Did I miss something, are you in there?
January 29, 2010 at 7:31 pm
no, no – i LIKE the cords. I just was curious because the staging is like early ebay on some of these i.e. reflection in the stove is making me laugh so hard
January 29, 2010 at 7:32 pm
I’d bet a fair amount of money that turkey boy ends up using that as a profile picture on Facebook.
January 29, 2010 at 7:32 pm
Duh, hahaha. At least you don’t have crap in your pictures. The ones I sent in were taken by my children. They’re 4 and 7 so you can imagine…
January 29, 2010 at 7:32 pm
suda- retroroadtrip=anne lol
January 29, 2010 at 7:33 pm
I am shrieking with laughter over here. Minus the vagoo vent, the last number is straight out of high school in the 80s. I’m sure the has rooster-ass hair, mondo eyeliner, and giant hoop earrings too.
January 29, 2010 at 7:33 pm
suda – what razberries said. LOL
January 29, 2010 at 7:35 pm
“Shirdanna” hee!
January 29, 2010 at 7:36 pm
SHANTS! HAHA
January 29, 2010 at 7:36 pm
Okay. Put Turkeyman next to Eggs on the wall next to the chicken. Then have Skateboardman do his jump over Guitarman.
January 29, 2010 at 7:36 pm
I LOVE REGETSY! I now have skant fever and will stay up way to late awaiting the finalists
January 29, 2010 at 7:39 pm
I love how Steve No.1 with his saggy white diaper skants and clenched fists looks more like a baby than Baby Skants!
January 29, 2010 at 7:40 pm
Turkeyman is fucking killing me! he’s even got a wonkeyeye going on.
January 29, 2010 at 7:42 pm
…Are Guitarpenisman and Skateboarddiaperman the same Steve?
January 29, 2010 at 7:49 pm
FYI: There is a busted img link for one of the entries. The img filename is “gypsyskants.jpg”
It’s the sixth one down, right under the purple sweater.
Not mine, but I wanted to inform, cause all the winners deserve props, yo.
January 29, 2010 at 8:05 pm
Turkduckenskants is aces!
Nice to see lots of gents in skants – that’s some hot stuff right there.
January 29, 2010 at 8:10 pm
just jon, that one is me! hooray i made it…LOLLLL
well my entry was “gypsy skants” so i am assuming it’s me?
January 29, 2010 at 8:11 pm
@7 (rinthered) –
i was definitely going for the awkward staging.
i also really love those shoes (i think this is the second time i’ve worn them?), i tried them on, found i could walk in them, and bought them.
January 29, 2010 at 8:11 pm
awesome!
January 29, 2010 at 8:12 pm
OMG, I’m so glad you pointed out there were new ones, both the gypsy and the kids didn’t show for me earlier. And, I totally love both!
Kristine, your kids know when it’s time to be anonymous
January 29, 2010 at 8:17 pm
OMG, I just now saw the kids one! That’s my new favorite.
Im a particular fan of the “undershats.”
January 29, 2010 at 8:24 pm
I’m so honored my kids are on here *wipes tear from eye*.
Raz, we made it!!
January 29, 2010 at 8:32 pm
@ #62:
The kiddles are yours?
THAT IS SO AWESOME!
You must be proud! They have a natural-born talent to accessorize!
January 29, 2010 at 9:04 pm
Oh my goodness! I can’t stop laughing! The pictures and the captions are so flippin’ funny!!
January 29, 2010 at 9:12 pm
HEY Raz and Sudabaki – nice going!!!!! I couldn’t believe your gypsy skants didn’t make it Raz – finally life makes sense again.
January 29, 2010 at 9:31 pm
aww thanks clevercat!
January 29, 2010 at 11:10 pm
#64 JustJon: Oh you have no idea how amusing those kids can be.
CleveCat: Thank you. It’s an honor to be in such good company.
January 29, 2010 at 11:51 pm
Suda, your kids are adorable! And Raz, love the Gypsy Dangler look! And diggin’ the turkey skants and the dude with the Black Flag T…
January 30, 2010 at 6:16 am
These are hilariou!
January 30, 2010 at 6:18 am
an image of the turkey guy needs to be put on a gravy boat
January 30, 2010 at 6:57 am
I especially love how Baby Skants seems to be trying to keep a straight face, as if understanding what delicious whimsicleness is happening.
January 30, 2010 at 9:35 am
#72 – She seemed to know that they don’t belong there! She kept kicking and knocking them off. I was just glad to get one with her looking at the camera!
I’m so excited that she’s on here! When she grows up, she’s going to be annoyed at me for it. LOL
January 30, 2010 at 10:56 am
Raz, that’s sorta like Amelia Earhart…feeling a bit drafty
January 30, 2010 at 12:54 pm
You are all so genius I am in awe. And now I want to go try on all my clothes upside down.
January 30, 2010 at 2:35 pm
RAZ- those heels.. looks like you could fuck around and poke an eye out.
If you have not touched your bear then I will.
January 30, 2010 at 3:04 pm
#74 js We are gonna have to see proof of that
January 30, 2010 at 7:53 pm
i just saw these now- was showing my folks this posting of me…LOL
Iscreamuscream- dontcha mean “AIRheart”…;-)
RCB- those are one of the trampiest sets of heels that i own…thought they’d be regretsy-worthy
ps- i think the pedo bear felt the love when i dressed him up
January 31, 2010 at 1:36 pm
OMG…..Laughed my ass off…..looooove the turkey dude…thanks.