“All I know is that to me,
Skants look like they’re lots of fun,
open up your loving Skants,
watch out here I come,
You Skants me right round baby, right round, like a record baby, right round, round round.”
#10- My dog won’t sit next to me anymore since that picture was taken.
I tried to go all out with the upside down thing, complete with winter gloves on my feet and a pair of tights as a shrug. I think I pulled my shoulder out of socket trying to get it off of me.
OMFG – All awesome, as my urine-soaked pants will attest to. But Amber, that egg-shootin skants-asy (supposed to rhyme with fantasy) will be with me for the rest of my life.
#28 -This is her payback for all the Boston Terrier farts I have to endure. There is nothing more rank on this Earth, with the exception of my skants ensemble.
Thanks,everybody, you are totally making my night(my husand is giving me shit for reading comments instead of watching Top Secret. I keep missing sight gags, but nothing Val Kilmer does is as funny as your comments! And he’s the one who said the egg thing in the first place)!!!
January 29, 2010 at 7:09 pm
“All I know is that to me,
Skants look like they’re lots of fun,
open up your loving Skants,
watch out here I come,
You Skants me right round baby, right round, like a record baby, right round, round round.”
January 29, 2010 at 7:10 pm
A round of applause for the uniskants!
January 29, 2010 at 7:10 pm
The comments made me laugh so hard I’ve got tears!
This is way too much!
January 29, 2010 at 7:10 pm
yay- i LOVE the comments parts! the stripey one is a gal after my own heart
January 29, 2010 at 7:11 pm
Yay for the uniskant!
January 29, 2010 at 7:11 pm
HA HAHAHAH why am i so disturbed by the turtleneck ones
January 29, 2010 at 7:11 pm
My cheeks hurt and I’m crying a bit, too too good. “She’s giving birth – to fashion” Amber, all I can think of now is Birdo from super mario bros. 2 http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_QcvVEBLh14g/RoSekHXVQgI/AAAAAAAAACs/Sr2JOhPyPlU/s320/birdossb.jpg but she shot the eggs from her face
January 29, 2010 at 7:11 pm
UNISKANTS, i was worried they wouldn’t represent. & Amber and Emily WAHAHAHAAHAHA
January 29, 2010 at 7:12 pm
The uniskants SCREAM Ziggy Stardust. Well done! http://www.acmetoycompany.com/Bowie1.jpg
January 29, 2010 at 7:12 pm
Carrie – you don’t need the gumball head. Your dog looks embarrassed enough already!
January 29, 2010 at 7:13 pm
woo hoo! there i am in my uniskant glory! i am ROFL at the blue one “giving birth to fashion”. Can’t wait to see the winners.
January 29, 2010 at 7:13 pm
fire up your photoshop and make that clown head happen! i need it on a coffee mug or somethin
January 29, 2010 at 7:13 pm
They’re all awesome but I am LOVING the uniskant!!
January 29, 2010 at 7:14 pm
Even the dog is embarrased in the first one! (amazing orange and white slipper chair BTW!)
January 29, 2010 at 7:14 pm
“She’s giving birth – to fashion” is my favorite phrase of the day.
January 29, 2010 at 7:14 pm
i see someone else sacrilegized a 100-year-old quilt for their skants.
January 29, 2010 at 7:14 pm
Is it just me, or are skants and the Elephant Junk Trunk a match made in Regretsy heaven?
January 29, 2010 at 7:15 pm
HAHAHA, oh this is a great Friday night.
January 29, 2010 at 7:15 pm
“my husband likes this shot best because it looks like Im ready to shoot an egg out”
aaahahaha I think thats my favourite of the batch
January 29, 2010 at 7:16 pm
The oh-so-pretentious model musings really validate we ARE high fashion here, people!
January 29, 2010 at 7:16 pm
Whooo!!! Runner up for eggs!!! The sweater gets plenty of comments around the holidays, too! Hooray for my mom keeping crap from the 80s!!!
January 29, 2010 at 7:16 pm
Words don’t do these justice. Too funny!
January 29, 2010 at 7:17 pm
Amber’s is too funny. It really does look like something will pop (or fall) out.
January 29, 2010 at 7:17 pm
I think giving birth to fashion is our new tagline.
January 29, 2010 at 7:17 pm
#10- My dog won’t sit next to me anymore since that picture was taken.
I tried to go all out with the upside down thing, complete with winter gloves on my feet and a pair of tights as a shrug. I think I pulled my shoulder out of socket trying to get it off of me.
January 29, 2010 at 7:19 pm
My eyes are not cooperating with me. I want to see the next batch of skants, dammit! You can’t quit on me now! Stay awake!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
January 29, 2010 at 7:20 pm
lolz @ Ziggy Stardust.
January 29, 2010 at 7:21 pm
No offense, sofacity, but your dog should’ve requested a black box over his eyes.
January 29, 2010 at 7:23 pm
OMG my sides hurt.
January 29, 2010 at 7:24 pm
OMFG – All awesome, as my urine-soaked pants will attest to. But Amber, that egg-shootin skants-asy (supposed to rhyme with fantasy) will be with me for the rest of my life.
January 29, 2010 at 7:25 pm
Nice legs, haute mom!! Uniskant 4evah.
January 29, 2010 at 7:26 pm
#28 -This is her payback for all the Boston Terrier farts I have to endure. There is nothing more rank on this Earth, with the exception of my skants ensemble.
January 29, 2010 at 7:26 pm
I can see “egg” lit up and hung on the wall next to the chicken.
January 29, 2010 at 7:30 pm
Sofacity, had to go back to see gloves on feet, too busy laughing at indignant dog…
January 29, 2010 at 7:32 pm
Thanks,everybody, you are totally making my night(my husand is giving me shit for reading comments instead of watching Top Secret. I keep missing sight gags, but nothing Val Kilmer does is as funny as your comments! And he’s the one who said the egg thing in the first place)!!!
January 29, 2010 at 7:44 pm
Is it bad that I sort of like the uniskant? I think that would actually sell on Etsy.
January 29, 2010 at 7:48 pm
The glove socks are definitely a nice touch.
January 29, 2010 at 8:47 pm
Uniskant-the best! Honestly i think my BFF in jr. high had the same uniskant-NO REALLY it rocks my 80s world!
January 30, 2010 at 1:41 am
I think Mandi’s should have been the winner – just awful
!!! :-]
January 30, 2010 at 6:09 am
I love how in the first pic the dog has turned its head away from the camera – like its embarrassed!
January 30, 2010 at 6:19 am
The Uniskants rock my world, and French Elbow has disturbed me in the best way imaginable on a Saturday morning.
Great submissions everyone!
January 30, 2010 at 7:03 am
{wiping tears off face so I can see the screen}
“Do these skants make my vagoo look fat?” is the best thing I have ever heard, in my life, ever.
{weeping with laughter}
February 7, 2010 at 11:46 pm
jesus no