- Submitted by kissyface
Yes, this would make a perfect wedding gift, provided you only want to spend $8.00, and the bride can’t read.
Great gift for the groom. ‘Love one an out her’
When brothers and sesters lov one anouther, they have kidz that spel like this sellur.
You know what would really make the perfect gift for this seller? A FUCKING DICTIONARY!
Having the caps lock right next to the A key is A problem for A number of people.
I would put this in A toilet and jam it down with A plunger. I would then put in A shoe to get it real far down, then sit on A lid to hid it before I would give it as A gift.
I’m thinking this should be the next charity for Regretsy. Something to do with literacy. These adults were once children.
Maybe it’s a gay thing. Maybe it’s supposed to read, ‘love one and out her’.
dunno, just thinkin’
this is so internet passe, but clicking on the link to this lady’s other regretsy worthy item actually caused me to literally laugh out loud as I exclaimed “oh my god!”
Someone buy this, and when you receive your package — write down her address. Go to a thrift store, get a cheap old paperback dictionary, & mail it to her, please!
I just sent this msg to seller (for reals!):
Hi, love your shop!
I was woundering, cold you make me a custoum sign that reads “Love one anouther, tell the end of time”? (For my wife for Valentimes Day.)
Cynical bastards! Don’t you understand? It’s just not the same without u.
And, yes, I crack myself up.
#9 Skully you are too much!! Let us know what the seller says!!
You would have thought she would have been more careful after being featured once on Regretsy.
I don’t have A table or A shelf.
I have a table and a shelf… where can I buy the specialized A-table? And how would this sit on an A-table? Isn’t the top all pointy?
I Bet it Would make Great kindling.
The “u” is what makes it artistic and folksy. *eyeroll*
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Are they for real??? This either they need to add spellcheck to etsy or this person is a master of marketing-way to corner the market on dumbassed hey i’m a hick who can’t spell for shit shit!
It’s the British spelling!
Oh yeah- I see it now.
You spell love “luv”.
Get it right, lady.
omg, i want to buy it.
I think it’s About time the Artist tried A dictionAry.
But At least it has A vintage look and A protective finish…
@ #9 Skully :
If the seller accepts, you HAVE to buy it and show us!
Her other half should stop pouring her anouther while she is creating
SKULLY- She will love it- what a grate Valentimes Presendt. We wood knot tewl it waz cheep.
oh its shabby alright
#11 SD and #19 CP:
I will keep you posted, and if the seller accepts, and I can afford it, I will buy the misspelled sign and send photos!
As A future bride, I must say that what every bride wants is A very shouddily painted blouck of wood with misspelled wourds on it.
Seriously, though, anyone who shows up with this at my wedding reception is gonna get smacked upside the head with it.
@#21 RCB: Cool avatar, how much snow you got?
I dunno about switching to a literacy focus for Regretsy charity.
Books can kill too. If you throw one like a frisbee it’s pointy corners can impale a head.
WTF art thine spelling?
@ #4 “Having the caps lock right next to the A key is A problem for A number of people.” -lol
that is an understandable mistake when typing- but look at the rest of the shop, it is engorged with craptastic painted fuckery with random capitalization
#25 SKULLY- about 8 inches here- just had a Blizzard that shut down I35 from Albert Lea, MN to Des Moines,& Iowa and all the Hwys around here- 2 days before 1/4 in of freezing rain- avatar is pic of some of our land
#23 Skully – I’ll chip in on this one, if she agrees to make you one. It’s too good to miss!
@Skully, your question made me laugh like an idiot
“This sign would look really great hanging in your bathroom.”
Do I want to know where else she thinks it might go? o.O
o.k. I googled ‘anouther’ and got about 243.000 results (which I didn’t bother to read of course, I’m not dumb)
so,the seller can’t spell “another” but on this other listing gets “fleur de lis” correct? Maybe she really is from Europe…
I just don’t understand the A thing. Even if you look at her shop description she capitalizes the A’s. Does she think it’s like I? I feel so sad for her lack of education, regretsy really should take on illiteracy.
SKULLY- if you can’t afford it I will go Halksies with yah.
I called in my husband (who does woodworking) to tell me what HE thought was wrong with the sign. He looked & after a moment said, “What’s the ‘U’ for?”
He read the description and some of our comments and then said: “When I make something like that, I make sure I spell it right. Or I get A DICT-SHUN-ARY!”
**this is a man who suffered a massive stroke almost 15 years ago**
She (obviously) is hooked on drugs and alcohol. Time to get hooked on phonics.
Crafting as a second language.
oh and Skully? really can’t wait to see the sign!
Oh look–a Bourbon shoeshine box. The monarchy ain’t what it used to be.
My co-worker, lovely thing that she is says she would buy one that said “fCk oFF” for our office.
I think you mean “FuCk Ouff”.
Does she have Anouther one so I can buy it for my bouther from anouther mouther?
oKauy seriouSLy peeing mY skAnts
#43 clevercat : if you are gonna hang it at the work place might I make a suggestion. OK I will
“fCk oFF Thank U VERy much”
Somebody forgot their adult diapers with their skants today
This is simply a lovely reminder of the beauty of monagamy in a relationship. As opposed to loving two anouthers.
Is an “anouther” a regretsy animal?
wow someone just bought it
#27 Awesome. Combine that with baby-killing blankets, and we’re unstoppable.
#33 Obviously, on the outside of that famous museum in Paree, where they have the Moaning Lisa?
and Skully, you are my hero for the day.
I not only wouldn’t put this on A shelf, I wouldn’t even put this on B shelf. Maybe if I had an F shelf.
Maybe she’s a Canadian Texan.
@#35 – If she’s from Europe, they don’t want her either. She couldn’t spell la Tour Eiffel…
First paragraph of Julieanna’s (sic) description at her “esty” shop (http://www.etsy.com/shop/JulieannasCreations?page=1):
“Welcome to JulieannasCreations. I offer handmade handpainted creations.You can find great gifts for family and friends even A little something for yourself.I try to have many different things to pick from that I hope you will enjoy.This esty shop is A dream of mine. I have always wanted A shop of my own with my crafts in it.”
my 8-yeer-old Nefew spellz bettr Then this chik.
PS- if there was an “A” for effort (pun intended) Skully would get it…I think that comment about contacting this nut deserves the “Regretsy Comment of the Day” ribbon, don’t you?
You know what? I looked at her profile and then looked up Floydada Texas in Wikipedia. It stopped being funny, despite the fact that Spanky Assiter came from the town (no kidding), because more than a quarter of the population is below the poverty level. Props to the seller for finding a way to try to earn a day’s (or a week’s) groceries. Despair and hunger affect spelling skills, and are often spawned (and sadly, perpetuated) in an environment where education is held in low regard.
#55 Fiberbabe :
@#35 – If she’s from Europe, they don’t want her either. She couldn’t spell la Tour Eiffel…
THAT’S what A table looks like! ( The Eifel Tour on the side)
Sigh. Appropriately chastised #59. Off to gaze upon Bryant Gumball.
Okay, in another simultaneous moment of internet schlock, I both LOL’d and OMG’d while reading the feedback she has left for others. Holy shit, she misspells word when leaving feedback!
I can’t make up my mind.. The CandYCaneS box http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=33550610
Or the ever-popular Wine TaSting sign?
#6 Orlana – I tried to find a national literacy charity after the ‘Know question is to dumb’ quote from a seller mired in the Philly school system… it kept gnawing at me… but I couldn’t find one. Each state, county and city seems to have its own, limited initiatives. They’re probably more and more intrinsically useless the more substandard the school system, and the more the populace discounts book larnin’.
I have A table my my A-Frame house. I also have A cat that liks to sleip on it.
This sign is what you hang on the entrance to the wedding reception. Right next to the gun rack.
Put down that violin! The only demographic which obviously spends a few hours to make a lame $8 sign is a retiree with nothing better to do.
#59 We know. It’s just Regretsy. Chill out.
What’s everyone griping about? It says SHABBY sign. Hence, SHABBY spelling.
Well, there’s the National Literacy Coalition: http://www.nationalliteracycoalition.org/index.aspx
and my favorite, Reading is Fundamental: http://www.rif.org/
I think either of those would work as a recipient for some Regretsy fundage love.
@Patty #12: IKEA A.
@theOldGuy – I am with you all the way to the part where she manages to load her stuff on the computer and sell it online. If you can do that you can go to http://www.merriam-webster.com/
Spelling is a huge pet peeve of mine. I’m not perfect and I don’t know how to spell everything but my browser has spell check, I check on M-W.com, I google words or I’ll check in Word. If you have a computer there are so many options to see if you’re spelling a word correctly.
Jesus Christ TheOldGuy, don’t be a buzzkill. This isn’t Face the Nation or NPR or anything squinty like that.
Next thing you’re going to tell me is that blankets kill babies.
I wasn’t done ranting
…That said I do think that volunteering or donating to a literacy organization is a great thing. Whenever I’m at my local library I see the flier asking for volunteers to teach adults to read and I wish I could sign up. I have two small kids and I’m on a pretty short leash. Snarking on Regretsy is about as much as I can get away with right now.
She’s from fucking Texas so there is no excuse for her poor spelling unless she recently immigrated…
Didn’t she learn the first time?
Wow. Someone’s really taking this snark way too seriously.
All talk of adult illiteracy as a ‘social issue’ should end fullstop. It’s making us all think, and around here that’s just wrong.
@voxwoman #65 – Brilliant! She needs to start whimsickly decorating gun racks! I can see it now… “Chute one anouther”…
Unfortunately that protective finish would prohibit one from buying the sign, making the spelling correction in red paint and mailing it back to the seller.
Why is every “a” capitalised?
Yeah, she’s shit at remembering where capital letters go, and she floats punctuation in the middle of nowhere.
#74 ThisJustMakesMeSad: Being from Texas does not guarantee you can spell. Speaking of which, Mozilla just spell checked my post and I realized at 37 years old, living in Texas, I still cannot spell “guarantee”. F*ck.
I say we all pitch in and get one of these for #25 Calophi’s happy day!
Maybe she really internalized the rule about capatilizing “I” as a word, but then became confused as to which vowel the rule applied to. Nah, that’d be giving credit for identifying vowels.
@#71 and #73 SoudAbAki: Well said!
Gotta love her bio, it makes about as much sence.
“I have been making wooden things for many years for craft shows. My two sons help me some. I love to paint. My favorite is making birdhouses. I love to think of different things to put on them. female”
what A piece of crap
oh you’re f#@$ing kidding me its SOLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Here’s the priority list in your average Texas school:
2. Football support
3. Other sports
4. Pansy-assed academic shit
Speaking as a still-angry survivor of 13 years in Texas schools.
Umm…has anyone been looking at the other things in the photos of her work? Like the stuff in the background? I gotta borrow this link from #80 – http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=38397237.
I think the hand-painted signs are totally secondary to the weird-ass shit in the background of this photo!
#44 Srsly : @#43 clevercat:
I think you mean “FuCk Ouff”.
I sure wish I could get A real sign like this…
oh dang – just thought of something else – I could’ve had the sign read “FuCk oOuFF and lOve aNouTheR”
That dyxlexia is A trail
Still waiting for reply from seller…
Someone should tell this seller that the alphabet isn’t like a sentence, the first letter doesn’t need to be capitalized.
#80 “I hope you enjoyed what you seen.”
I want to Zazzle this on a t-shirt.
Mstiefan I noticed that too. I’d buy the tee. LOL
She should try to sell these up to the Cracker Barrel.
@ #7 – laughinglurker:
“Maybe it’s a gay thing. Maybe it’s supposed to read, ‘love one and out her’.”
…alternately, “Why Can’t I quit ‘U’?”
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