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Or something he horked out the other end.
Reminds me of the dred.
My long haired cat used to cough those up. Right down to the beads, once, after he’d gotten into my seed beads.
as soon as i saw this, i felt ill.
My cat puked up one of those into my shoe the other day.
i think it is the dred…
yes, it is a strange hybrid of hairball/shitball!
holy hell. its SCAT-urday!
And something just had to beat the dreadlock, of course. Excuse me while I go strangle dolphins.
someone needs to photoshop that into a fetus. Really.
This looks like a hairball from Rainbow Cat http://www.zazzle.com/rainbow_cat_t_shirt-235525084163870012
I would do it but I have to draw a torque wrench now.
Why buy that fake assed shit when I have 3 cats that can supply you with the real thing. I didn’t know there was a demand for it.
Of course my cats don’t shit bead encrusted turds, but still, at least they are real.
Snape: “Potter, where would you look if I told you to find me a bezoar?”
Harry Potter: “On Regretsy, Professor.”
That’s like a jumbo shrimp after its been Heimliched out of someone’s esophagus, landed on the carpet and bounced a few times.
I especially love the ‘model’photos. It actually looks worse pinned on something than the solo shot. Oh yeah. That’s the hotness I want right there, the-disease-seeping-through-my-clothes look.
Yeah, more like a hairball than a turd to me. I almost stepped in something not unlike that this morning thanks to one of my precious felines.
#13 PussDaddy – y’know, when I saw ‘em, I didn’t think “bead-encrusted,” I thought “bronzed tapeworm fragments.” Either way, it’s truly a bold fashion statement!
Again I will ask this question for the second time.
Why are Etsy sellers so obsessed with bloody tampons and shit?
it looks like a turd covered in maggots. and i was eating when i came here. not anymore.
I did the math for you all. I hope this helps. I for one didn’t feel any better.
Actually #14 joan of snark, your senario would play out like this:
Hermoine Granger, shouting out of turn: “On Regretsy, Professor.”
Clevercat, that’s exactly what I was thinking when I saw it! I thought this was upscaled from the previous seller!
Maybe hairballs are considered couture in Iceland.
Gold IS the color of wisdom. This crap is brown.
Words fail—what is it? Dingleberry off a sheep’s arse? A cocoon of pestilence? “Wisdom” would tell you to kill this in bleach–now.
I’d hate to see what pins No.1 – 10 looked like.
HelenaHandbasket : I just got your name at 2am last night and laughed out loud. I am so slow sometimes!
#23 snarkeygirl Upscaled was not the word I was thinking… maybe upchucked
p.s. Helena love your avatar – gotta get me some of that!
I think it’s kind of turdy.
OMG! it’s like a piece of hairy poop! not a hairball, no! a piece of hairy poop. And I think someone either ate corn or… birdseed???
@sudabaki–I’m certain this is the most hideous glob of wool in Iceland. Excepting those stuck to a sheep’s ass, naturally.
Relatives, co-workers- stranger’s coats hanging in the lobby of a Doc’s office. This would be a bucket of fun to secretly pin this on their coat when no one is looking.
LOL @ 14 & 22, I “knew” I had heard that somewhere!
With all my cats, I’m going to make a fortune!!!
…Is this another Regretsy-bait?
Golden WIS-dom, the felty poo!
He loves me!
I love you!
Er … that is …
Nope, sorry, got nothin’. Too many people already beat me to the dreadlock jokes.
@ #35, listed on Etsy 2 days after I started Regretsy. Very doubtful.
When I see stuff like this, I don’t see “life.” I see something terribly wrong with the cat.
Looks like a moldy cat turd as in “when the hell was the last time you cleaned the cat box!”
Love that cat shitting. LOL. Helen you always have the best shit to say or visually show us.
RE: Green is the color.
Looks like someone has been picking up the cat hair from under my craft table.
When I make my items for my Etsy store, I try to imagine the person who will buy it. What kind of person is attacted to it? Will they give it to someone? What will the recipient’s reaction be?
And this person is thinking… what??????????
Nope, those felted pins look like some kind of hairball/eggsacks from god-knows-what kind of insect/alien. Do.Not.Want. Btw, what is it with all this “felting”? Where does it actually look nice? Anyone? Anyone? Bueller. . .
The exact same thing crawled out of an old bag of flour I’d forgotten I’d stuffed in the back of the cupboard.
You know that thing is so disgusting that Napoleon (my avatar) wouldn’t even eat it! And he is almost blind!
Oh. HAHAHA. Kitty (g)litter. CaTurday. (Sorry, still working on first coffee. )
Just a guess, here, and maybe I’m wrong…but I’m guessing the people who are saying turd and not hairball have never had a long-haired cat? The resemblance is uncanny. It just needs some half-digested Friskies stuck to it instead of beads.
Tell me this has something to do with Iceland’s financial crisis…
At first I thought it was a fetus. But now I see it’s a turd, penis, fetus all rolled into one!
Wear this on a rainy day and count the number of people who see it and start dry-heaving. Hairball? Umbilical cord?
LOL! Dingleberry art at it’s finest! I used to have sheep and You mean I could have trimmed their asses, rolled it in beads, attached a pin and got $12 for it? That’s one golden opportunity missed. damn!
I thought it WAS the infamous dreadlock reincarnated (or is that upcycled) into high fashion jewelry
Wow! all i need to do is get about seventy more cats (i only have two) and encourage them to compulsively lick themselves and force feed them all seed beads they can handle, and I can sell it as a crap oops I mean CRAFT- Holy cat puke, I’ve been wasting my time sewing???? I’m starting up a kitty cat puke sweat shop!!!!! Here I come humane society MEOW
Ps last time one of my cats puked up something like that i had a 500.00 vet bill!
Your cat is in dire need of some hairball gel!
This is precisely the reason I don’t keep cats or felt wool.
Oh BTW #11?? they have sold ten of these or similar cat upchuck?? WHY!
@ snarkeygirl “Btw, what is it with all this “felting”? Where does it actually look nice?”
Here is one example–done by a friend.
It’s an Icelandic Lopi sheep dingleberry!
Even more annoying are the titles of the items in her shop.
Shit is the color of…shit
Felting happens at my home all the time – I forget to hang dry a sweater, put it in the dryer and one hour later there it is ( also known as voila!) – a felted sweater only a five year old would fit into.
Iscream your friend’s hats are really lovely.
#60 NinjaGato :
It’s an Icelandic Lopi sheep dingleberry!
I was going to say that this looks totally like my poodle’s butt when we went to the country and he rolled around in meadow muffins.
My cat went through my bead collection and this is what she coughed up 6 days later.
Sick sick sick sick. If there were superhero named “Captain Fetid”, his super power would be crapping these sick things at bad guys. sick sick sick.
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Looks like the red thumb posse are back.
Park your thumbs here:
These are pretty cute..
But the poo brooches, not so much.
Its a “turpentus”!
From now on when my crazy little terrier eats birdseed and poops it out, I’ll know what to do with it.
#48 CreepyLittleGirl :I think she dried the bile off in the toaster oven
this is exactly why i breed cats and feed them on an exclusive diet of gold colored beads
#10 voxwoman, presenting the Discovery Channel special – “Mommy, Where Do Furbabies Come From?”
If I remember correctly (unlikely), wearing jeweled and gilded bezoars was fashionable at one time. In the Middle Ages, perhaps.
Have you ever accidentally washed and dried a cat turd? I swear this exactly is what is looks like, plus you don’t need a pin as it adheres to the closest garment.
Instead of being grossed out, maybe I need to buy little hats and fish skeletons and make art.
My four year old asked me why I was looking at cat poop. Please keep in mind, we don’t even HAVE a cat, so if she can identify this item as such with her limited knowledge, yeah, that’s what it looks like.
“accidentally” shesh *note to self remember not to let nettlej do my laundry.* I have accidentally washed a lot of weird shit in my time but I have never WASHED AND DRIED SHIT!
‘course truth be told *sniffing eco-superiorly*(sp?) I hang all my clothes to dry so I would notice the turds blowing in the breeze BEFORE they dried.
A wise person would not think diseased looking hairy cat crap is a fashion accessory
A beaders cat gak!!
Dang! The cat got into my bead supplies again…
Oh kitty left something special for wearing? My cat likes to eat and cough up/poop X-mas tree tinsel. I’ll have to plan something special for next year.
may “smell” in transit..
Here’s what the seller should consider the next time they wanna get “wise.”
“How much better to get wisdom than gold, and good judgment than silver!”
(Proverbs 16:16 NLT)
I vote for good judgment and not fecal apparel.
yay for bedazzled cat poo
IscreamUscream Thank you for the examples and for your fabulous photoshop (post #84)! Oh, and about that link to the wristwarmers “White is the color”, I love that they are described as “PINK”, which they actually are. Why are they called “White”? Maybe “White is the accent color” would be a better title. . .they’re kinda cute!
testing again sorry
mould and fly larvae.
There needs to be a crisis team sent to the sellers house. STAT.
Oh oh …. I think my cat’s psychic. I’ve been grumbling about low Etsy sales and now she’s stationed herself in front of her litterbox and hisses at me whenever I walk by.
person one : excuse me but you have cat scat on your shirt
person two: its a pin cant you see that!!!
Looks like silk worm cocoon
Why on earth would the world be a better place with this cat tail pin? Even the cat doesn’t think it’s funny. I know many better ways to spend 12 dollars.
Gold is the color of wisdom but it was definitely missing from this design. I hope no one ever gets this as a gift.
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