I especially love the ‘model’photos. It actually looks worse pinned on something than the solo shot. Oh yeah. That’s the hotness I want right there, the-disease-seeping-through-my-clothes look.
#13 PussDaddy – y’know, when I saw ‘em, I didn’t think “bead-encrusted,” I thought “bronzed tapeworm fragments.” Either way, it’s truly a bold fashion statement!
Recovering Crack Baby
January 27, 2010 at 12:14 pm
Relatives, co-workers- stranger’s coats hanging in the lobby of a Doc’s office. This would be a bucket of fun to secretly pin this on their coat when no one is looking.
When I make my items for my Etsy store, I try to imagine the person who will buy it. What kind of person is attacted to it? Will they give it to someone? What will the recipient’s reaction be?
Nope, those felted pins look like some kind of hairball/eggsacks from god-knows-what kind of insect/alien. Do.Not.Want. Btw, what is it with all this “felting”? Where does it actually look nice? Anyone? Anyone? Bueller. . .
Just a guess, here, and maybe I’m wrong…but I’m guessing the people who are saying turd and not hairball have never had a long-haired cat? The resemblance is uncanny. It just needs some half-digested Friskies stuck to it instead of beads.
LOL! Dingleberry art at it’s finest! I used to have sheep and You mean I could have trimmed their asses, rolled it in beads, attached a pin and got $12 for it? That’s one golden opportunity missed. damn!
Wow! all i need to do is get about seventy more cats (i only have two) and encourage them to compulsively lick themselves and force feed them all seed beads they can handle, and I can sell it as a crap oops I mean CRAFT- Holy cat puke, I’ve been wasting my time sewing???? I’m starting up a kitty cat puke sweat shop!!!!! Here I come humane society MEOW
Ps last time one of my cats puked up something like that i had a 500.00 vet bill!
Felting happens at my home all the time – I forget to hang dry a sweater, put it in the dryer and one hour later there it is ( also known as voila!) – a felted sweater only a five year old would fit into.
#60 NinjaGato :
It’s an Icelandic Lopi sheep dingleberry!
I was going to say that this looks totally like my poodle’s butt when we went to the country and he rolled around in meadow muffins.
Have you ever accidentally washed and dried a cat turd? I swear this exactly is what is looks like, plus you don’t need a pin as it adheres to the closest garment.
Instead of being grossed out, maybe I need to buy little hats and fish skeletons and make art.
My four year old asked me why I was looking at cat poop. Please keep in mind, we don’t even HAVE a cat, so if she can identify this item as such with her limited knowledge, yeah, that’s what it looks like.
“accidentally” shesh *note to self remember not to let nettlej do my laundry.* I have accidentally washed a lot of weird shit in my time but I have never WASHED AND DRIED SHIT!
Oh kitty left something special for wearing? My cat likes to eat and cough up/poop X-mas tree tinsel. I’ll have to plan something special for next year.
IscreamUscream Thank you for the examples and for your fabulous photoshop (post #84)! Oh, and about that link to the wristwarmers “White is the color”, I love that they are described as “PINK”, which they actually are. Why are they called “White”? Maybe “White is the accent color” would be a better title. . .they’re kinda cute!
Oh oh …. I think my cat’s psychic. I’ve been grumbling about low Etsy sales and now she’s stationed herself in front of her litterbox and hisses at me whenever I walk by.
Why on earth would the world be a better place with this cat tail pin? Even the cat doesn’t think it’s funny. I know many better ways to spend 12 dollars.
January 27, 2010 at 11:29 am
Or something he horked out the other end.
Blech!
January 27, 2010 at 11:29 am
Reminds me of the dred.
January 27, 2010 at 11:29 am
My long haired cat used to cough those up. Right down to the beads, once, after he’d gotten into my seed beads.
January 27, 2010 at 11:29 am
as soon as i saw this, i felt ill.
pun intended.
January 27, 2010 at 11:30 am
My cat puked up one of those into my shoe the other day.
January 27, 2010 at 11:30 am
i think it is the dred…
January 27, 2010 at 11:30 am
yes, it is a strange hybrid of hairball/shitball!
January 27, 2010 at 11:30 am
holy hell. its SCAT-urday!
January 27, 2010 at 11:31 am
And something just had to beat the dreadlock, of course. Excuse me while I go strangle dolphins.
January 27, 2010 at 11:31 am
someone needs to photoshop that into a fetus. Really.
January 27, 2010 at 11:32 am
This looks like a hairball from Rainbow Cat http://www.zazzle.com/rainbow_cat_t_shirt-235525084163870012
January 27, 2010 at 11:33 am
I would do it but I have to draw a torque wrench now.
January 27, 2010 at 11:34 am
Why buy that fake assed shit when I have 3 cats that can supply you with the real thing. I didn’t know there was a demand for it.
January 27, 2010 at 11:35 am
Of course my cats don’t shit bead encrusted turds, but still, at least they are real.
January 27, 2010 at 11:38 am
Snape: “Potter, where would you look if I told you to find me a bezoar?”
Harry Potter: “On Regretsy, Professor.”
January 27, 2010 at 11:39 am
That’s like a jumbo shrimp after its been Heimliched out of someone’s esophagus, landed on the carpet and bounced a few times.
January 27, 2010 at 11:39 am
I especially love the ‘model’photos. It actually looks worse pinned on something than the solo shot. Oh yeah. That’s the hotness I want right there, the-disease-seeping-through-my-clothes look.
January 27, 2010 at 11:40 am
Yeah, more like a hairball than a turd to me. I almost stepped in something not unlike that this morning thanks to one of my precious felines.
January 27, 2010 at 11:43 am
#13 PussDaddy – y’know, when I saw ‘em, I didn’t think “bead-encrusted,” I thought “bronzed tapeworm fragments.” Either way, it’s truly a bold fashion statement!
January 27, 2010 at 11:45 am
Again I will ask this question for the second time.
Why are Etsy sellers so obsessed with bloody tampons and shit?
January 27, 2010 at 11:48 am
it looks like a turd covered in maggots. and i was eating when i came here. not anymore.
January 27, 2010 at 11:48 am
I did the math for you all. I hope this helps. I for one didn’t feel any better.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/15639141@N02/4309185177/
January 27, 2010 at 11:53 am
Actually #14 joan of snark, your senario would play out like this:
Snape: “Potter, where would you look if I told you to find me a bezoar?”
Hermoine Granger, shouting out of turn: “On Regretsy, Professor.”
January 27, 2010 at 11:56 am
Clevercat, that’s exactly what I was thinking when I saw it! I thought this was upscaled from the previous seller!
January 27, 2010 at 11:57 am
Maybe hairballs are considered couture in Iceland.
January 27, 2010 at 11:58 am
Gold IS the color of wisdom. This crap is brown.
January 27, 2010 at 11:59 am
Words fail—what is it? Dingleberry off a sheep’s arse? A cocoon of pestilence? “Wisdom” would tell you to kill this in bleach–now.
January 27, 2010 at 12:00 pm
I’d hate to see what pins No.1 – 10 looked like.
January 27, 2010 at 12:03 pm
HelenaHandbasket : I just got your name at 2am last night and laughed out loud. I am so slow sometimes!
#23 snarkeygirl Upscaled was not the word I was thinking… maybe upchucked
January 27, 2010 at 12:03 pm
p.s. Helena love your avatar – gotta get me some of that!
January 27, 2010 at 12:05 pm
Actually,
I think it’s kind of turdy.
January 27, 2010 at 12:08 pm
OMG! it’s like a piece of hairy poop! not a hairball, no! a piece of hairy poop. And I think someone either ate corn or… birdseed???
January 27, 2010 at 12:11 pm
@sudabaki–I’m certain this is the most hideous glob of wool in Iceland. Excepting those stuck to a sheep’s ass, naturally.
January 27, 2010 at 12:14 pm
Relatives, co-workers- stranger’s coats hanging in the lobby of a Doc’s office. This would be a bucket of fun to secretly pin this on their coat when no one is looking.
January 27, 2010 at 12:15 pm
LOL @ 14 & 22, I “knew” I had heard that somewhere!
With all my cats, I’m going to make a fortune!!!
January 27, 2010 at 12:18 pm
…Is this another Regretsy-bait?
January 27, 2010 at 12:18 pm
Golden WIS-dom, the felty poo!
He loves me!
I love you!
Er … that is …
Nope, sorry, got nothin’. Too many people already beat me to the dreadlock jokes.
January 27, 2010 at 12:23 pm
@ #35, listed on Etsy 2 days after I started Regretsy. Very doubtful.
January 27, 2010 at 12:24 pm
When I see stuff like this, I don’t see “life.” I see something terribly wrong with the cat.
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=20335330
January 27, 2010 at 12:28 pm
Looks like a moldy cat turd as in “when the hell was the last time you cleaned the cat box!”
January 27, 2010 at 12:30 pm
Love that cat shitting. LOL. Helen you always have the best shit to say or visually show us.
January 27, 2010 at 12:31 pm
#38 lyontamer!
RE: Green is the color.
Looks like someone has been picking up the cat hair from under my craft table.
January 27, 2010 at 12:33 pm
When I make my items for my Etsy store, I try to imagine the person who will buy it. What kind of person is attacted to it? Will they give it to someone? What will the recipient’s reaction be?
And this person is thinking… what??????????
January 27, 2010 at 12:33 pm
Nope, those felted pins look like some kind of hairball/eggsacks from god-knows-what kind of insect/alien. Do.Not.Want. Btw, what is it with all this “felting”? Where does it actually look nice? Anyone? Anyone? Bueller. . .
January 27, 2010 at 12:35 pm
The exact same thing crawled out of an old bag of flour I’d forgotten I’d stuffed in the back of the cupboard.
January 27, 2010 at 12:38 pm
You know that thing is so disgusting that Napoleon (my avatar) wouldn’t even eat it! And he is almost blind!
January 27, 2010 at 12:44 pm
Oh. HAHAHA. Kitty (g)litter. CaTurday. (Sorry, still working on first coffee.
)
January 27, 2010 at 12:56 pm
Just a guess, here, and maybe I’m wrong…but I’m guessing the people who are saying turd and not hairball have never had a long-haired cat? The resemblance is uncanny. It just needs some half-digested Friskies stuck to it instead of beads.
January 27, 2010 at 12:57 pm
Tell me this has something to do with Iceland’s financial crisis…
January 27, 2010 at 1:04 pm
At first I thought it was a fetus. But now I see it’s a turd, penis, fetus all rolled into one!
January 27, 2010 at 1:05 pm
Wear this on a rainy day and count the number of people who see it and start dry-heaving. Hairball? Umbilical cord?
January 27, 2010 at 1:15 pm
#33 Iscream
LOL! Dingleberry art at it’s finest! I used to have sheep and You mean I could have trimmed their asses, rolled it in beads, attached a pin and got $12 for it? That’s one golden opportunity missed. damn!
January 27, 2010 at 1:21 pm
I thought it WAS the infamous dreadlock reincarnated (or is that upcycled) into high fashion jewelry
January 27, 2010 at 1:23 pm
Wow! all i need to do is get about seventy more cats (i only have two) and encourage them to compulsively lick themselves and force feed them all seed beads they can handle, and I can sell it as a crap oops I mean CRAFT- Holy cat puke, I’ve been wasting my time sewing???? I’m starting up a kitty cat puke sweat shop!!!!! Here I come humane society MEOW
Ps last time one of my cats puked up something like that i had a 500.00 vet bill!
January 27, 2010 at 1:25 pm
Your cat is in dire need of some hairball gel!
January 27, 2010 at 1:25 pm
This is precisely the reason I don’t keep cats or felt wool.
January 27, 2010 at 1:26 pm
Oh BTW #11?? they have sold ten of these or similar cat upchuck?? WHY!
January 27, 2010 at 1:53 pm
hook worm!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
January 27, 2010 at 2:00 pm
@ snarkeygirl “Btw, what is it with all this “felting”? Where does it actually look nice?”
Here is one example–done by a friend.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/harpaj/sets/72157607665454545/
January 27, 2010 at 2:04 pm
It’s an Icelandic Lopi sheep dingleberry!
January 27, 2010 at 2:06 pm
Even more annoying are the titles of the items in her shop.
Shit is the color of…shit
January 27, 2010 at 2:23 pm
Felting happens at my home all the time – I forget to hang dry a sweater, put it in the dryer and one hour later there it is ( also known as voila!) – a felted sweater only a five year old would fit into.
Iscream your friend’s hats are really lovely.
January 27, 2010 at 2:36 pm
#60 NinjaGato :
It’s an Icelandic Lopi sheep dingleberry!
I was going to say that this looks totally like my poodle’s butt when we went to the country and he rolled around in meadow muffins.
January 27, 2010 at 2:55 pm
That’s scat!
January 27, 2010 at 3:17 pm
My cat went through my bead collection and this is what she coughed up 6 days later.
January 27, 2010 at 3:26 pm
Sick sick sick sick. If there were superhero named “Captain Fetid”, his super power would be crapping these sick things at bad guys. sick sick sick.
January 27, 2010 at 3:28 pm
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January 27, 2010 at 3:29 pm
These are pretty cute..
http://www.etsy.com/view_transaction.php?transaction_id=24687857
But the poo brooches, not so much.
January 27, 2010 at 4:12 pm
#50
Its a “turpentus”!
January 27, 2010 at 5:57 pm
From now on when my crazy little terrier eats birdseed and poops it out, I’ll know what to do with it.
January 27, 2010 at 6:07 pm
#48 CreepyLittleGirl :I think she dried the bile off in the toaster oven
January 27, 2010 at 6:09 pm
LOL iscreamuscream
January 27, 2010 at 6:22 pm
this is exactly why i breed cats and feed them on an exclusive diet of gold colored beads
January 27, 2010 at 6:25 pm
#10 voxwoman, presenting the Discovery Channel special – “Mommy, Where Do Furbabies Come From?”
http://twitpic.com/10393b
January 27, 2010 at 6:30 pm
If I remember correctly (unlikely), wearing jeweled and gilded bezoars was fashionable at one time. In the Middle Ages, perhaps.
January 27, 2010 at 6:32 pm
Have you ever accidentally washed and dried a cat turd? I swear this exactly is what is looks like, plus you don’t need a pin as it adheres to the closest garment.
Instead of being grossed out, maybe I need to buy little hats and fish skeletons and make art.
January 27, 2010 at 6:41 pm
My four year old asked me why I was looking at cat poop. Please keep in mind, we don’t even HAVE a cat, so if she can identify this item as such with her limited knowledge, yeah, that’s what it looks like.
January 27, 2010 at 6:43 pm
“accidentally” shesh *note to self remember not to let nettlej do my laundry.* I have accidentally washed a lot of weird shit in my time but I have never WASHED AND DRIED SHIT!
January 27, 2010 at 6:47 pm
‘course truth be told *sniffing eco-superiorly*(sp?) I hang all my clothes to dry so I would notice the turds blowing in the breeze BEFORE they dried.
January 27, 2010 at 9:55 pm
A wise person would not think diseased looking hairy cat crap is a fashion accessory
January 27, 2010 at 10:33 pm
A beaders cat gak!!
January 28, 2010 at 6:21 am
Dang! The cat got into my bead supplies again…
January 28, 2010 at 7:13 am
Oh kitty left something special for wearing? My cat likes to eat and cough up/poop X-mas tree tinsel. I’ll have to plan something special for next year.
January 28, 2010 at 9:45 am
http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4033/4311292767_d8bd0c66f1_o.jpg
January 28, 2010 at 10:39 am
may “smell” in transit..
January 28, 2010 at 2:59 pm
Here’s what the seller should consider the next time they wanna get “wise.”
“How much better to get wisdom than gold, and good judgment than silver!”
(Proverbs 16:16 NLT)
I vote for good judgment and not fecal apparel.
January 28, 2010 at 9:17 pm
yay for bedazzled cat poo
January 28, 2010 at 10:23 pm
IscreamUscream Thank you for the examples and for your fabulous photoshop (post #84)! Oh, and about that link to the wristwarmers “White is the color”, I love that they are described as “PINK”, which they actually are. Why are they called “White”? Maybe “White is the accent color” would be a better title. . .they’re kinda cute!
February 12, 2010 at 3:33 pm
testing again sorry
February 19, 2010 at 10:05 pm
mould and fly larvae.
There needs to be a crisis team sent to the sellers house. STAT.
February 21, 2010 at 8:11 pm
Oh oh …. I think my cat’s psychic. I’ve been grumbling about low Etsy sales and now she’s stationed herself in front of her litterbox and hisses at me whenever I walk by.
August 7, 2010 at 3:35 pm
person one : excuse me but you have cat scat on your shirt
person two: its a pin cant you see that!!!
October 15, 2010 at 7:01 am
Looks like silk worm cocoon
May 31, 2011 at 7:10 pm
Why on earth would the world be a better place with this cat tail pin? Even the cat doesn’t think it’s funny. I know many better ways to spend 12 dollars.
June 5, 2011 at 9:23 pm
Gold is the color of wisdom but it was definitely missing from this design. I hope no one ever gets this as a gift.