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Yes, this thing would pay for itself, if you were to use it to hold change. Who would want anything that came out?
Also, I’m very displeased that you don’t pull the money out from the mouth.
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But that said… that thing is hideous. And I too, am saddened that we can’t pull the change from the mouth. Because it wouldn’t be AS hideous if it had that option.
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D:
doesn’t fully convey how i feel
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But then, despite being American and when I see “WA”, I automatically think “Western Australia”, not Washington state.
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10:01 am
i own two red eared slider turtles- i guess they’re forbidden in some places- think autstralia? but i wouldn’t put that they’re pests in an etsy listing, either…
but i agree, the thing is hideous
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10:12 am
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?ref=vl_other_1&listing_id=39232442
i know this is “history” but it’s a bad part of history, not a good one…can’t believe he is trying to sell that
this reminds me of the post with the wooden cut-outs of the children in the racist “black face”
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10:18 am
ewww…
This is just sad, but I’m sure someone would probably buy it. http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=34965935
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10:31 am
#9 Saraf Yeah I saw the foot and thought if he manages to sell anything hopefully he’ll get a pedicure or a podiatrist.
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10:38 am
The nazi crap in this shop combined with the black-face children postcards is really doing nothing to make this more humorous… much less that it’s an Aussie selling this crap.
Totally halk-assed.
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11:04 am
Skully!! I just looked at your twitpic and then saw your OMEA/HCMM combo! You did it!! Gold.
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11:05 am
Where WTF meets WTF.
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11:08 am
http://www.flickr.com/photos/27900808@N06/4303798283/
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11:10 am
When not actually at work sawing amphibians in half, he reminisces about the good old days of Nazi Germany and the segregated U.S.
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11:14 am
Is this another one of Vanessa VanAlstyne’s art hoax characters?
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11:17 am
Is it still true that the Japanese consider the foot the most degraded part of the body (_Daughter of the Samurai_, Sugimoto)? I’m not Japanese, and I still think it’s pretty insulting to stick your big old ugly foot next to a flag. Of course, depending on whose flag it is, you might want to be insulting.
This guy, however, is just a doofus.
OT: Thanks for the help the other day, Saraf.
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11:19 am
Both Black Americana and German war items are increasingly desireable collectibles, and as demand increases, so do values.
…as for the brass knuckles, if it can be proven that they are military issue, a permit to posses them as military paraphernalia can likely be obtained.
May the thumbs down commence!
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11:26 am
@#45 Raz: LOL, don’t piss off Miss Piggy!
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11:45 am
Found this about it: “No new prohibited-weapons collectors are being authorized. Consequently, as collectors pass away, their collections are concentrating in fewer and fewer hands and, ultimately, when the last collector dies, all of those weapons will be destroyed.”
If I were Etsy, I’d be taking this listing the hell down.
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12:44 pm
http://www.amazon.com/Cane-Toads-Unnatural-History-VHS/dp/6302212812
I am particularly thinking about a scene in which an adorable little moppet dresses a cane toad in a frilly doll costume. That girl would be horrified to see this taxidermy job.
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12:45 pm
Skully, Raz–poor Kermit!
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1:08 pm
But don’t worry, they are not endangerous, they still have their lower half.
Um ok aside from that this is fucking gross and i was about to have my breakfast!
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1:12 pm
Ack, it’s a little hard not to want to get my tinfoil hat when my comment disappears.
I mentioned that one of his favorite materials in his bio is watercolor? Also I noticed that Sailor Jerry Swallow seems to have somewhat of a presence on the internet.
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1:12 pm
yeah it might have been handmade as they state in the listing but its not made by this guys hands thats for sure.
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3:19 pm
HER 3:13 pm
Chloe (her dog) went into the cow pasture and I put her in my room for time out
Well she evidently had a frog in her mouth
So there was a dead frog with no back legs on my bedroom floor
ME: 3:14 pm
omg, you can now make a change purse!
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3:35 pm
#9, This is just like the Charles and Diana post from a while back…
http://www.regretsy.com/2009/12/02/never-say-di/#comments
Can you spot the toa…er… toe?
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4:21 pm
http://www.univenter.com/cane-toad.html
The taxidermy ones holding small alcohol bottles are particularly popular.
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5:14 pm
speaking of toads & australia…
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/01/25/toad-killings-mass-toad-s_n_435943.html
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5:28 pm
http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4049/4305432720_1d3cb335c7_o.gif
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5:29 pm
It will probably sell on here but he or she would make a lot more money selling the stuff on Ebay or another site.
I sold some Nazi poker chips that my grandfather swiped from God knows where in Germany and I sold them on Ebay, starting bid 20 bucks. $650.00 later I was VERY happy to get rid of them.
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5:42 pm
Sorry-I’m sort of a WW2 Buff.
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5:53 pm
Note: It’s from the Mexican war. If you look even a lot of the Civil War medals aren’t worth much.
Ok I am rambling on about shit none of you care about.
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6:44 pm
This will go PERFECTLY with my cobraskin purse! (yes really). Hey, nothing beats dead things for theft protection.
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7:22 pm
Like Patty, I too thought somewhere in the Melbourne area… which would make sense, since the cane toad is a menace there and needs eradication, in which case this ostensibly would be an environmentally responsible and even desirable purchase. However, I too would prefer to have my cane toad purse spit money from its maw. I am torn.
Victoria BC was my second thought, but only because of the offensive cupie doll postcards. History is, well, what it is.
I want a coin spewing toad…
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8:36 pm
#87 – It looks like Jabba the Hut is boggying down. I’m not certain I needed that mental image, but it is funny.
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10:44 pm
They’re poisonous, too? That’s just the final straw in my choice to not buy this!
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11:12 pm
In other words the seller catches and decapitates them by his or herself. I am mortified right now.
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12:26 am
So what I want to know is why is there motion blur on the legs on this poor creature? Was this toad alive CAND moving while it was turned into a purse? Because that would be very ENDANGEROUS for the toad.
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2:31 pm
The brass knuckles get me. They are illegal
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5:20 am
i live in surfers paradise (gold coast, australia). there are a slew of souvenir shops here, most of which sell cane toad related items (wallets, preserved bodies in weird poses). its not unusual to see kangaroo scrotum purses for sale either
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1:53 pm
In a very bizarre, sad way, the seller should use the “dancing” image if it was possible, it’s more appealing looking like it is still alive.
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3:44 am
Been living in Okinawa since October, and I’ve seen a whole bunch of these things in souvenir shops on Kokusai Dori, the main shopping street in Naha if you want cheap junk as a souvenir.
$65 is way overpriced. They’re a mass-produced item, and I have no idea why they sell them to tourists here.
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