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Spaghetti Bender

“This painting is so bad it actually made me laugh while I was making it! That’ll be $25.”

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81 comments on Spaghetti Bender

  1. sudabaki©
    January 23, 2010 at 4:06 pm

    Ewwwww, it looks like a splat of hairy diarrhea!

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  2. XvMoonChildvX
    January 23, 2010 at 4:07 pm

    Looks like a one year old actually crapped on it, actually.

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  3. bffm79
    January 23, 2010 at 4:07 pm

    It looks like one year old dried up puke.

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  4. myrab
    January 23, 2010 at 4:08 pm

    i wonder if the vagina painting artists ever laugh out loud while making their art.

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  5. blondeweezie
    January 23, 2010 at 4:11 pm

    Looks like a hairball the cat hocked up.

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  6. VoteAudrey
    January 23, 2010 at 4:12 pm

    I think when you title your art, “Crafter Undone,” you know you’ve lost the battle with your inner one year old.

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  7. razberries
    January 23, 2010 at 4:12 pm

    we’ve had quite a few poop/puke-inspired artists featured this week…LOL
    sudabaki, all i could think was, someone definitely had a colon cleansing

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  8. cratz
    January 23, 2010 at 4:12 pm

    I’m trying not to look at it again because it made me gag the first time.

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    • Elia
      May 14, 2011 at 2:17 am

      Exactly. That’s the same thing I feel when I look at this stupid thing.

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  9. Rob T Firefly
    January 23, 2010 at 4:13 pm

    Cat hairball remedy is a hell of a drug.

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  10. susanave
    January 23, 2010 at 4:14 pm

    I thought it was poop. Really gross

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  11. razberries
    January 23, 2010 at 4:19 pm

    some of her embroidery is also a bit odd??…
    http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?
    ref=vl_other_2&listing_id=34195100

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  12. sudabaki©
    January 23, 2010 at 4:20 pm

    #7 razberries : “we’ve had quite a few poop/puke-inspired artists featured this week…LOL”

    I find myself missing the days of all the vagina posts.

    And yes, it looks like the results of a colon cleansing at a trichophagia clinic.

    I think I’m m

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  13. sudabaki©
    January 23, 2010 at 4:21 pm

    Damn that we can’t edit. I don’t know what the hell that last line was.

    Raz, your link doesn’t go anywhere. Wonder if she pulled the item?

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  14. sudabaki©
    January 23, 2010 at 4:22 pm

    Oh wait, it just put it on two lines so it’s not a link

    http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?ref=vl_other_2&listing_id=34195100

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  15. janncri
    January 23, 2010 at 4:24 pm

    I thought we decided the Colonix detox was a fraud…

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  16. bumKittens
    January 23, 2010 at 4:25 pm

    What I find the most disgusting is that she was originally selling this piece of shit (pun most definitely intended) for $75.

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  17. txesg
    January 23, 2010 at 4:25 pm

    Someone posted a link a while back to images of a placenta that I have been working hard to delete from my brain. This brought it all back vividly, thanks so much.

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  18. slappyknuckles
    January 23, 2010 at 4:26 pm

    I laughed, I cried, I puked…well I better go straighten myself up now..if this sells i will eat my cats next hairball that she barfs up

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  19. kitty
    January 23, 2010 at 4:28 pm

    What is with the pictures that show how far the “strings” stick up?

    I think we deserve a “view it in a room”. How about in an elementary cafeteria?

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  20. Thistle
    January 23, 2010 at 4:29 pm

    it looks like she used the leftovers from the crab piece.

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  21. joan of snark
    January 23, 2010 at 4:32 pm

    Even with the discount this is still overpriced. A fecal exam and deworming pills for your puppy shouldn’t cost more than $20.

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  22. everydaymama1
    January 23, 2010 at 4:33 pm

    Eeeewwwwww!! That just looks disgusting. Like… Well like something I would never want hanging on my wall, or anywhere else for that matter.

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  23. Kathleen in Canada
    January 23, 2010 at 4:35 pm

    @ #18… wait… don’t eat the hairball. If hers sells I’d slap it onto a canvas and sell it for $25

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  24. janncri
    January 23, 2010 at 4:36 pm

    That does look like a big pile of puppy on dewormer shit. Thanks for that visual joan of snark :-)

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  25. PrincessPugicorn
    January 23, 2010 at 4:41 pm

    i think i ate that at subway once. but they called it meatball sunset.

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  26. voxwoman
    January 23, 2010 at 4:51 pm

    If she just glued a pair of googly eyes on it, she could have marketed that to an unsuspecting Pastafarian.

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  27. IscreamUscream
    January 23, 2010 at 5:00 pm

    I thought of p’shopping a puppy on this, but I didn’t want to implicate the innocent.

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  28. Dix
    January 23, 2010 at 5:07 pm

    I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: Why not just let your cat puke . . .

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  29. HelenaHandbasket
    January 23, 2010 at 5:10 pm

    If this new Healthcare thingy passes, do you think she’ll be better able to keep her prescriptions current?

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  30. blondeweezie
    January 23, 2010 at 5:13 pm

    #14 sudabaki© :
    Oh wait, it just put it on two lines so it’s not a link

    http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?ref=vl_other_2&listing_id=34195100

    $200? Really? She must be delusional.

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  31. leftfoot
    January 23, 2010 at 5:13 pm

    Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.

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  32. leftfoot
    January 23, 2010 at 5:15 pm

    About 3 years ago my dog ate a dryer sheet. I didn’t know until I woke up the next morning.. My walls DID look like this.

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  33. leftfoot
    January 23, 2010 at 5:16 pm

    #26 IscreamUscream – how about vaginacat?

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  34. razberries
    January 23, 2010 at 5:22 pm

    sudabaki, whoops about that broken link i posted and thanks…LOL
    i didn’t even notice the ridiculous pricing on that one…and i LOL’d at *this* part of the description for it…

    “This painting was originally $300 and is on sale for $100 because I am moving. :)

    i guess she thought that made it a bargain, huh? she must have really needed some fast cash for her move or something, otherwise i don’t know why she’d offer such a “deep” discount on something that is so overpriced?…

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  35. carnival
    January 23, 2010 at 5:23 pm

    Ya couldn’t have picked any other color???

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  36. Lucretia Borgia
    January 23, 2010 at 6:12 pm

    Oh my God …. Jackson Pollock LIVES AGAIN! This is scary ….

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  37. whaapplewha
    January 23, 2010 at 6:36 pm

    Did someone just Jackson Pollock a tampon onto a canvas?

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  38. ThisJustMakesMeSad
    January 23, 2010 at 6:39 pm

    That looks nothing like spaghetti that a toddler would throw against a wall, and looks everything like what you might find in an infants diaper.

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  39. HomeAlone
    January 23, 2010 at 6:41 pm

    I knew I’d seen this somewhere before: http://www.parasitecleanse.com/images/roundworms05.jpg

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  40. Madeline
    January 23, 2010 at 7:13 pm

    Actually, Helen Killer, I’d put this under “Annoying Descriptions” and maybe come up with a new category: “Bodily Functions.”

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  41. Captain Pasty
    January 23, 2010 at 7:29 pm

    i wonder if you’ll find ghost crabs in there

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  42. polaroidart
    January 23, 2010 at 7:33 pm

    I’m laughing out loud myself right now..
    (aaaaaaall alone in my room).
    Am I alone? I think I hear voices…
    oh, never mind, that’s my lawn goose telling me
    something.

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  43. Kiwihasdreads
    January 23, 2010 at 7:54 pm

    It -was- spaghetti…about 8 hours ago when it went into her mouth…

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  44. libertyangel
    January 23, 2010 at 7:58 pm

    I read the description in this one and thought WOW I have at LEAST that much skill!
    http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?ref=vl_other_2&listing_id=12118555

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  45. Vile & Evil Debbie Downer
    January 23, 2010 at 8:05 pm

    #26 voxwoman – you’re absolutely right. This is an unfinished Pastafarian icon.

    http://twitpic.com/zhg5h

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  46. Feel Free To Customise and Whimsiclise My Vagina
    January 23, 2010 at 8:30 pm

    Ya know, this is the kind of “art” crap that makes me want to do an all out etsy call out on the forums, saying wake the fuck up etsy, and start jurying the site, or you are going start losing people with real talent as etsy starts to slowly get a bad name because of utter shit like this.

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  47. UnaBee
    January 23, 2010 at 8:32 pm

    Ah yes, the beauty of the ocean at low tide…that’s when you can see how pointy the horizon really is.
    http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?ref=vl_other_1&listing_id=29962305

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  48. Feel Free To Customise and Whimsiclise My Vagina
    January 23, 2010 at 8:32 pm

    If it sells I’m doing an all out call out.

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  49. NinjaGato
    January 23, 2010 at 8:58 pm

    So I can take a shit on canvas and sell it on Etsy for $25?

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  50. Thistle
    January 23, 2010 at 9:01 pm

    #49 NG: eat beets.

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  51. Feel Free To Customise and Whimsiclise My Vagina
    January 23, 2010 at 9:08 pm

    This thing just has absolutely no merit about it. Theres nothing. I mean fuck what possesses someone to firstly create it and secondly think its good enough to sell.

    And then because it on here it probably WILL sell in a few hours, and this stupid wannabe hipster whatever she is will think the painting was good, and not even realise she was on regretsy. Will probably think she had been on the front page or something.

    Oh man this makes me angry!!!

    Jury etsy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  52. MissMary
    January 23, 2010 at 9:08 pm

    Spaghetti Vomit Number 5. With Tequila.

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  53. polaroidart
    January 23, 2010 at 9:09 pm

    Jan 23, 2010
    7:58 pm
    #44 libertyangel :

    I read the description in this one and thought WOW I have at LEAST that much skill!
    http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?ref=vl_other_2&listing_id=12118555
    …….
    Hahahaha *snort*

    “I had been dreaming of the beautiful hiking we had done the day before, the layers upon layers of green…when suddenly this girl-doll jumped up and bit my hand.”

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  54. polaroidart
    January 23, 2010 at 9:10 pm

    …..that is some gooooog shrooms, I must say.

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  55. polaroidart
    January 23, 2010 at 9:10 pm

    *good* damn it

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  56. ciaohowdy
    January 23, 2010 at 9:17 pm

    Allow me to translate (in parens)
    This was $75, now $25! (I’m running low on crack)
    This painting is a little (completely) on the silly side(a piece of crap on canvas) I actually laughed out loud (smoked my last rock) all alone in my studio (van) and this painting was born (I had no where to take a dump except on this canvas).

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  57. Feel Free To Customise and Whimsiclise My Vagina
    January 23, 2010 at 9:18 pm

    She is probably so off in la la land cackling away in her studio that she probably hasnt even HEARD of regretsy.

    Say what?

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  58. Recovering Crack Baby
    January 23, 2010 at 10:19 pm

    I needd to get a canvas to set beside the dinner table and when my toddler sneezes use it as a shield and then sell it.

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  59. yourfirefly86
    January 23, 2010 at 10:23 pm

    now i can’t look at this piece of art without thinking of a surgical incision that just won’t heal right…
    http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?ref=vl_other_2&listing_id=11742751

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  60. Chrisnyc1213
    January 23, 2010 at 10:27 pm

    This should be retitled, “What To Expect in the Litterbox When Kitty Eats Grandma’s Needlepoint.”

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  61. whaapplewha
    January 23, 2010 at 10:32 pm

    You HAVE to click on the link and look at the side views of this piece of cra…art. It’s even more disgusting than you might think.
    I highly recommend it.

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  62. snarkeygirl
    January 24, 2010 at 12:53 am

    *ducking to avoid head traumas* I kinda like the rainforest painting, except for the doll’s teeth. They don’t seem to be in the right places.

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  63. Scarecrow
    January 24, 2010 at 7:14 am

    This looks like a bathroom floor after someone tries to shave their vajayjay. With a chainsaw.

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  64. MajorDanger
    January 24, 2010 at 8:11 am

    You got a wild hare in your ass, threw some yarn at a piece of canvas, called it “art,” and have the audacity to try to sell it to gullible rubes?

    Who do you think you are, Rosie O’Donnell?

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  65. TooManyCookbooks
    January 24, 2010 at 8:48 am

    Maybe it’s just me, but I think the definition of ‘art’ is meant to be a little more than just ‘something adhered to a canvas’.

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  66. buffoon
    January 24, 2010 at 9:03 am

    looks a bit like what I sometimes have to manually pull out of my dog’s behind if he’s been eating grass…

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  67. raven
    January 24, 2010 at 9:39 am

    The artist’s descriptions in some of the other items are making me LOL

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  68. flare
    January 24, 2010 at 9:44 am

    i can’t believe the artist had to drop the price!

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  69. StinkBait
    January 24, 2010 at 10:40 am

    I can’t make a shit reference, because I’ve already filled up my quota for the month.

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  70. starkeyfeather
    January 24, 2010 at 11:47 am

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  71. crapgawker
    January 24, 2010 at 12:47 pm

    Oh no – the Hellcat from Chili’s hacked up on the canvas….

    No wonder she’s discounted the damn thing.

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  72. brute
    January 24, 2010 at 2:44 pm

    Wow I didn’t know I could sell the hairballs my cat has been coughing up! Signing up for an Etsy shop right now!

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  73. EmilyStranger
    January 24, 2010 at 4:07 pm

    It looks like someone ate a merkin and shat it out on a canvas.

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  74. Iterpy
    January 25, 2010 at 9:13 am

    I think she laughed a little too hard.

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  75. chefann
    January 25, 2010 at 10:04 am

    Oh, please please tell me this is part one of a planned triptych celebrating the awesomeness of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

    rAmen.

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  76. istillheartbretmichaels
    January 25, 2010 at 10:39 am

    #51 I admit this isn’t the greatest painting, but I don’t think it’s worth losing your shit over it. . .

    Haaaa! I need a drink.

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  77. pdrunk
    January 25, 2010 at 2:41 pm

    Materials: That goop that you used to buy in the 70′s that made trippy balloons, hairballs from a cat, and primer on canvas, 2009/2010

    As seen in Whitney Biennial

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  78. Teenthebean
    January 25, 2010 at 5:12 pm

    Omg I swear I’ve seen this before. But last time it was in a litter box after my cat got into my sewing basket O.o

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  79. FreshFruit
    January 25, 2010 at 6:52 pm

    It’s so evocative of smell, either vomited up hair and Chef Boyardee spag, or a smashed rotten, fermented “been there all summer” apple on the hot sidewalk. Both are utterly vile smells that lodge in your nose and refuse to evacuate. Much like the image of this painting has done in my brain.

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  80. Helena
    January 27, 2010 at 9:36 am

    I wish I had never seen this. I might never have spaghetti bolognese again.

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