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PAULA DEEN IS NOT FOR SALE

Oh she’s going to love it! She can drink melted butter from it every morning.

CONVO ME FOR THE RACHAEL RAY ASHTRAY, Y’ALL

56 comments on PAULA DEEN IS NOT FOR SALE

  1. Dynomoose
    January 22, 2010 at 1:32 pm

    I’d buy Paula herself for $15, but that’s my best offer.

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  2. lyontamer
    January 22, 2010 at 1:32 pm

    Aww, man! I really wanted to buy her.

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  3. pottery123
    January 22, 2010 at 1:33 pm

    note to seller…HOW big a martini glass??? I think I am going to need a really big one

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  4. fenrislorsrai
    January 22, 2010 at 1:33 pm

    This means I must link to “Paula Dean is Trying to Kill Us”
    http://www.seriouseats.com/2007/04/paula-deen-is-trying-to-kill-u.html

    Deep fried… butter…

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  5. PussDaddy
    January 22, 2010 at 1:37 pm

    Well ain’t she just the Paula Deenie meanie?

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  6. Christina
    January 22, 2010 at 1:38 pm

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  7. Moons in Leo
    January 22, 2010 at 1:38 pm

    I don’t think Paula bothers with a glass. I think she just chugs Jack Daniels right out of the bottle but I could be wrong.

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  8. ms_ancora_imparo
    January 22, 2010 at 1:38 pm

    Am I the only one that thinks that this painting looks like Sloth from the Goonies?

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  9. HelenaHandbasket
    January 22, 2010 at 1:39 pm

    What is I AM Paula Deen?

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  10. HelenaHandbasket
    January 22, 2010 at 1:40 pm

    Wow, that sounds stroke-addled. How about “if I AM Paula Deen”?

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  11. Patty has been abuducted by an alien
    January 22, 2010 at 1:40 pm

    “I’m not selling Paula Deen…”

    I’m sure she’s relieved.

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  12. VikingKvinna
    January 22, 2010 at 1:42 pm

    There’s a fry cook in Arkansas that would beg to differ with you, Madam.

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  13. Fae
    January 22, 2010 at 1:52 pm

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  14. MajorDanger
    January 22, 2010 at 1:52 pm

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  15. StinkBait
    January 22, 2010 at 1:54 pm

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  16. VoteAudrey
    January 22, 2010 at 1:57 pm

    You don’t have to be hush-hush. Etsy’d turn a blind eye to human trafficking, so go ahead and sell Paula, hun.

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  17. sithlet
    January 22, 2010 at 1:59 pm

    …I want to send her the Level 2 cat.

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  18. friendlymilk
    January 22, 2010 at 2:02 pm

    Rats, when I saw the title on Twitter I really thought you’d found a Tammi Rae original showing why Paula Deen was going to hell.

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  19. ThisJustMakesMeSad
    January 22, 2010 at 2:04 pm

    Next she can create a Paula Abdul martini glass. Or, you know, just paint the vodka bottle.

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  20. Dynomoose
    January 22, 2010 at 2:12 pm

    #14 She’s not listing an item that’s not for sale. She’s listing a custom item, with the Paula Deen wine glass as an example of her work.

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  21. StinkBait
    January 22, 2010 at 2:14 pm

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  22. bloodorange
    January 22, 2010 at 2:20 pm

    I’m not sure I can afford the shipping on a Paula Deen anyway.

    It’s worth it to be a celebrity just for all the wackadoo shit people will send to you. But I think for Paula to take notice, the glass needs to be made of fried butter.

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  23. Skully
    January 22, 2010 at 2:24 pm

    She’s really not for sale? That’s OK, I’m saving up for Padma Lakshmi anyway.

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  24. Skully
    January 22, 2010 at 2:27 pm

    I’m gonna order Heidi Montag on a glass votive holder, so I really envision her burning in Hell.

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  25. pantsmonkey
    January 22, 2010 at 2:41 pm

    HA HA HA! Somebody clearly watches the Food Channel.

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  26. lampshade
    January 22, 2010 at 2:51 pm

    This particular creation doesn’t rub me one way or the other, but frankly I think that $30 would be better spent on a good bottle of wine and a red dixie cup.

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  27. razberries
    January 22, 2010 at 2:57 pm

    FYI, Oprah isn’t for sale either, so don’t get any ideas!
    http://www.flickr.com/photos/27900808@N06/4295766365/

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  28. NinjaGato
    January 22, 2010 at 3:04 pm

    That’s right Paula Deen ain’t no whore. Paula Deen is a lady! A lady that wants to make my arteries implode but a lady nonetheless.

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  29. bondgurl
    January 22, 2010 at 3:09 pm

    #14 I thought the same thing!

    Actually my thought was about how flattered Paula would be to receive a rendering of herself with downs syndrome.

    And why would anyone want a glass with a picture of yourself on it? So you can keep track of what you look like in case you get so shit-faced you forget who you are???

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  30. Fartinamitten
    January 22, 2010 at 3:11 pm

    Paula may want to start working on that restraining order now.

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  31. martini
    January 22, 2010 at 3:27 pm

    Keep her the hell away from me…

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  32. michelleames
    January 22, 2010 at 3:29 pm

    How much for a picture of Bobby Flay on a dixie cup?

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  33. Rowan
    January 22, 2010 at 3:36 pm

    F*** that! How much for Julia Child on a thimble!

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  34. whimsiclefuckery
    January 22, 2010 at 3:38 pm

    “Paula Deen is not for sale” sounds like a good Regretsy t-shirt.

    I had an art teacher in college who said during a drawing lesson that “caricatures are just drawings by people who can’t draw.”

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  35. Rowan
    January 22, 2010 at 3:41 pm

    Pardon my grammar: How much for Julia Child on a thimble?
    P.S. If posting on Regretsy sends me to Hell; I hope it is filled with pink Hell monkeys. http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=38400446

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  36. lyontamer
    January 22, 2010 at 3:51 pm

    LMAO at “retartist!” Screw the haters. I love you, man!

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  37. Christina
    January 22, 2010 at 4:13 pm

    OMG #35 ROWAN. I had a physical reaction to that scary as hell picture. I was headed for bed but now I have to watch something happy to erase that image from my mind!

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  38. leftfoot
    January 22, 2010 at 4:17 pm

    (Off topic)
    fabric fuckery update: my idea to make vaginas and fill them with aroma beads has fallen into tragedy. I mean, jeezus fuck, my initial attempt was simply horrible. (and not “good-bad”, truly “shitty-bad”) So, I’ve decided to make stuffed penises with aroma bead scented balls. I hope no one is disappointed. :-)

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  39. methuselah
    January 22, 2010 at 4:19 pm

    Paula Deen sold herself years ago as a caricature of a warm, gracious Southern homemaker.

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  40. StinkBait
    January 22, 2010 at 4:22 pm

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  41. Ninna2
    January 22, 2010 at 4:27 pm

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  42. Recovering Crack Baby
    January 22, 2010 at 4:37 pm

    If I am going to walk around sipping on something with my finger pointed out then I must have a Christopher Lowell one.

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  43. Skully
    January 22, 2010 at 4:44 pm

    @#27 Raz: Hilarious!

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  44. Rowan
    January 22, 2010 at 4:54 pm

    Hey, #37 Christina,
    How many pink Hell monkeys could dance on the head of a pin? Just saying…

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  45. WhollyC
    January 22, 2010 at 5:30 pm

    Another level of stupidity here is that she has tried to paint a lifelike *portrait* (albeit unskillfully) and not a *caricature* at all. Caricature: “a representation of a person that is exaggerated for comic effect.”

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  46. CoyPowers
    January 22, 2010 at 5:31 pm

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  47. voxwoman
    January 22, 2010 at 6:07 pm

    #27 – Oprah on the glass looks like she’s looking at her picture on the magazine cover.

    I don’t know how I feel about drinking any fluids in a glass with a likeness of myself on it. Although I don’t seem to have any problem drinking from glasses with photoprints of Chris Pine as Kirk or the young/old Spock on them. But those were from Burger King.

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  48. EmilyStranger
    January 22, 2010 at 6:09 pm

    No, it’s like the photo shopped Bella pics, except she paints what you would look like with a mild case downs syndrome.

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  49. akritenbrink
    January 22, 2010 at 7:17 pm
  50. IscreamUscream
    January 22, 2010 at 8:15 pm

    Paula has that walked-into-glass-door look.
    I’m sure that was done for effect.

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  51. Feel Free To Customise and Whimsiclise My Vagina
    January 22, 2010 at 10:29 pm

    Who the hell is Paula Deen?

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  52. Feel Free To Customise and Whimsiclise My Vagina
    January 22, 2010 at 10:31 pm

    Whoever she is she not very circulatory

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  53. Feel Free To Customise and Whimsiclise My Vagina
    January 22, 2010 at 10:53 pm

    ha lol Retartist

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  54. NebulousIntent
    January 24, 2010 at 1:52 pm

    I agree with #34. This may become my new personal meme…

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  55. acovenantcreation
    March 11, 2011 at 7:59 pm

    Yeah, I’d want to look at myself every time i took a drink. Ok.

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  56. benchwench
    February 3, 2012 at 5:45 am

    I’d pay more if I knew the paint would rub off on my sweaty hand. I could press the glass to my hot forehead and see Paula looking at me every time I look in the mirror.

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