Hey people you can’t blamed her being strict. Do you have any idea how expensive and rare the “If Celebrities Had Down Syndrome” limited edition glassware series is?
Oh and this seller needs to be reminded that it’s against Etsy policy to list a item that’s not for sale.
Hey she WILL NOT paint you a Paula glass!!! You DO NOT have the privilege to own a Paula glass painted by her!!! She is such a great artist that you have to be fucking worthy to have a painted Paula glass!!!
We are all fucking insects compared to this Rembrandt!!!
I’m not sure I can afford the shipping on a Paula Deen anyway.
It’s worth it to be a celebrity just for all the wackadoo shit people will send to you. But I think for Paula to take notice, the glass needs to be made of fried butter.
This particular creation doesn’t rub me one way or the other, but frankly I think that $30 would be better spent on a good bottle of wine and a red dixie cup.
Actually my thought was about how flattered Paula would be to receive a rendering of herself with downs syndrome.
And why would anyone want a glass with a picture of yourself on it? So you can keep track of what you look like in case you get so shit-faced you forget who you are???
OMG #35 ROWAN. I had a physical reaction to that scary as hell picture. I was headed for bed but now I have to watch something happy to erase that image from my mind!
(Off topic)
fabric fuckery update: my idea to make vaginas and fill them with aroma beads has fallen into tragedy. I mean, jeezus fuck, my initial attempt was simply horrible. (and not “good-bad”, truly “shitty-bad”) So, I’ve decided to make stuffed penises with aroma bead scented balls. I hope no one is disappointed.
Another level of stupidity here is that she has tried to paint a lifelike *portrait* (albeit unskillfully) and not a *caricature* at all. Caricature: “a representation of a person that is exaggerated for comic effect.”
#27 – Oprah on the glass looks like she’s looking at her picture on the magazine cover.
I don’t know how I feel about drinking any fluids in a glass with a likeness of myself on it. Although I don’t seem to have any problem drinking from glasses with photoprints of Chris Pine as Kirk or the young/old Spock on them. But those were from Burger King.
I’d pay more if I knew the paint would rub off on my sweaty hand. I could press the glass to my hot forehead and see Paula looking at me every time I look in the mirror.
January 22, 2010 at 1:32 pm
I’d buy Paula herself for $15, but that’s my best offer.
January 22, 2010 at 1:32 pm
Aww, man! I really wanted to buy her.
January 22, 2010 at 1:33 pm
note to seller…HOW big a martini glass??? I think I am going to need a really big one
January 22, 2010 at 1:33 pm
This means I must link to “Paula Dean is Trying to Kill Us”
http://www.seriouseats.com/2007/04/paula-deen-is-trying-to-kill-u.html
Deep fried… butter…
January 22, 2010 at 1:37 pm
Well ain’t she just the Paula Deenie meanie?
January 22, 2010 at 1:38 pm
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January 22, 2010 at 1:38 pm
I don’t think Paula bothers with a glass. I think she just chugs Jack Daniels right out of the bottle but I could be wrong.
January 22, 2010 at 1:38 pm
Am I the only one that thinks that this painting looks like Sloth from the Goonies?
January 22, 2010 at 1:39 pm
What is I AM Paula Deen?
January 22, 2010 at 1:40 pm
Wow, that sounds stroke-addled. How about “if I AM Paula Deen”?
January 22, 2010 at 1:40 pm
“I’m not selling Paula Deen…”
I’m sure she’s relieved.
January 22, 2010 at 1:42 pm
There’s a fry cook in Arkansas that would beg to differ with you, Madam.
January 22, 2010 at 1:52 pm
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January 22, 2010 at 1:57 pm
You don’t have to be hush-hush. Etsy’d turn a blind eye to human trafficking, so go ahead and sell Paula, hun.
January 22, 2010 at 1:59 pm
…I want to send her the Level 2 cat.
January 22, 2010 at 2:02 pm
Rats, when I saw the title on Twitter I really thought you’d found a Tammi Rae original showing why Paula Deen was going to hell.
January 22, 2010 at 2:04 pm
Next she can create a Paula Abdul martini glass. Or, you know, just paint the vodka bottle.
January 22, 2010 at 2:12 pm
#14 She’s not listing an item that’s not for sale. She’s listing a custom item, with the Paula Deen wine glass as an example of her work.
January 22, 2010 at 2:14 pm
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January 22, 2010 at 2:20 pm
I’m not sure I can afford the shipping on a Paula Deen anyway.
It’s worth it to be a celebrity just for all the wackadoo shit people will send to you. But I think for Paula to take notice, the glass needs to be made of fried butter.
January 22, 2010 at 2:24 pm
She’s really not for sale? That’s OK, I’m saving up for Padma Lakshmi anyway.
January 22, 2010 at 2:27 pm
I’m gonna order Heidi Montag on a glass votive holder, so I really envision her burning in Hell.
January 22, 2010 at 2:41 pm
HA HA HA! Somebody clearly watches the Food Channel.
January 22, 2010 at 2:51 pm
This particular creation doesn’t rub me one way or the other, but frankly I think that $30 would be better spent on a good bottle of wine and a red dixie cup.
January 22, 2010 at 2:57 pm
FYI, Oprah isn’t for sale either, so don’t get any ideas!
http://www.flickr.com/photos/27900808@N06/4295766365/
January 22, 2010 at 3:04 pm
That’s right Paula Deen ain’t no whore. Paula Deen is a lady! A lady that wants to make my arteries implode but a lady nonetheless.
January 22, 2010 at 3:09 pm
#14 I thought the same thing!
Actually my thought was about how flattered Paula would be to receive a rendering of herself with downs syndrome.
And why would anyone want a glass with a picture of yourself on it? So you can keep track of what you look like in case you get so shit-faced you forget who you are???
January 22, 2010 at 3:11 pm
Paula may want to start working on that restraining order now.
January 22, 2010 at 3:27 pm
Keep her the hell away from me…
January 22, 2010 at 3:29 pm
How much for a picture of Bobby Flay on a dixie cup?
January 22, 2010 at 3:36 pm
F*** that! How much for Julia Child on a thimble!
January 22, 2010 at 3:38 pm
“Paula Deen is not for sale” sounds like a good Regretsy t-shirt.
I had an art teacher in college who said during a drawing lesson that “caricatures are just drawings by people who can’t draw.”
January 22, 2010 at 3:41 pm
Pardon my grammar: How much for Julia Child on a thimble?
P.S. If posting on Regretsy sends me to Hell; I hope it is filled with pink Hell monkeys. http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=38400446
January 22, 2010 at 3:51 pm
LMAO at “retartist!” Screw the haters. I love you, man!
January 22, 2010 at 4:13 pm
OMG #35 ROWAN. I had a physical reaction to that scary as hell picture. I was headed for bed but now I have to watch something happy to erase that image from my mind!
January 22, 2010 at 4:17 pm
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fabric fuckery update: my idea to make vaginas and fill them with aroma beads has fallen into tragedy. I mean, jeezus fuck, my initial attempt was simply horrible. (and not “good-bad”, truly “shitty-bad”) So, I’ve decided to make stuffed penises with aroma bead scented balls. I hope no one is disappointed.
January 22, 2010 at 4:19 pm
Paula Deen sold herself years ago as a caricature of a warm, gracious Southern homemaker.
January 22, 2010 at 4:22 pm
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January 22, 2010 at 4:37 pm
If I am going to walk around sipping on something with my finger pointed out then I must have a Christopher Lowell one.
January 22, 2010 at 4:44 pm
@#27 Raz: Hilarious!
January 22, 2010 at 4:54 pm
Hey, #37 Christina,
How many pink Hell monkeys could dance on the head of a pin? Just saying…
January 22, 2010 at 5:30 pm
Another level of stupidity here is that she has tried to paint a lifelike *portrait* (albeit unskillfully) and not a *caricature* at all. Caricature: “a representation of a person that is exaggerated for comic effect.”
January 22, 2010 at 5:31 pm
I think this lady is a tattoo artist as well.
http://www.blog-objets-publicitaires.fr/images/tattoos/tatto-horrible5.jpg
January 22, 2010 at 6:07 pm
#27 – Oprah on the glass looks like she’s looking at her picture on the magazine cover.
I don’t know how I feel about drinking any fluids in a glass with a likeness of myself on it. Although I don’t seem to have any problem drinking from glasses with photoprints of Chris Pine as Kirk or the young/old Spock on them. But those were from Burger King.
January 22, 2010 at 6:09 pm
No, it’s like the photo shopped Bella pics, except she paints what you would look like with a mild case downs syndrome.
January 22, 2010 at 7:17 pm
I’m pretty sure Paula Deen IS for sale: http://www.pauladeenstore.com/Product/detail/Paula-Deen-i-i-Apron-Put-Some-South-In-Your-Mouth/264465
January 22, 2010 at 8:15 pm
Paula has that walked-into-glass-door look.
I’m sure that was done for effect.
January 22, 2010 at 10:29 pm
Who the hell is Paula Deen?
January 22, 2010 at 10:31 pm
Whoever she is she not very circulatory
January 22, 2010 at 10:53 pm
ha lol Retartist
January 24, 2010 at 1:52 pm
I agree with #34. This may become my new personal meme…
March 11, 2011 at 7:59 pm
Yeah, I’d want to look at myself every time i took a drink. Ok.
February 3, 2012 at 5:45 am
I’d pay more if I knew the paint would rub off on my sweaty hand. I could press the glass to my hot forehead and see Paula looking at me every time I look in the mirror.