Oh she’s going to love it! She can drink melted butter from it every morning.
CONVO ME FOR THE RACHAEL RAY ASHTRAY, Y’ALL
I’d buy Paula herself for $15, but that’s my best offer.
Aww, man! I really wanted to buy her.
note to seller…HOW big a martini glass??? I think I am going to need a really big one
This means I must link to “Paula Dean is Trying to Kill Us”
Deep fried… butter…
Well ain’t she just the Paula Deenie meanie?
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yay something new to laugh at, a lil dissapointing though. What with no hell cats and all….ho hum. Rachael Ray now there’s something truely evil.
I don’t think Paula bothers with a glass. I think she just chugs Jack Daniels right out of the bottle but I could be wrong.
Am I the only one that thinks that this painting looks like Sloth from the Goonies?
What is I AM Paula Deen?
Wow, that sounds stroke-addled. How about “if I AM Paula Deen”?
“I’m not selling Paula Deen…”
I’m sure she’s relieved.
There’s a fry cook in Arkansas that would beg to differ with you, Madam.
Now imagine that, but with Paula Deen’s head superimposed on it. Scary.
I want a glass emblazoned with my Regretsy Avatar.
Hey people you can’t blamed her being strict. Do you have any idea how expensive and rare the “If Celebrities Had Down Syndrome” limited edition glassware series is?
Oh and this seller needs to be reminded that it’s against Etsy policy to list a item that’s not for sale.
I’m a dickhead today. I’m gonna flag the bitch.
You don’t have to be hush-hush. Etsy’d turn a blind eye to human trafficking, so go ahead and sell Paula, hun.
…I want to send her the Level 2 cat.
Rats, when I saw the title on Twitter I really thought you’d found a Tammi Rae original showing why Paula Deen was going to hell.
Next she can create a Paula Abdul martini glass. Or, you know, just paint the vodka bottle.
#14 She’s not listing an item that’s not for sale. She’s listing a custom item, with the Paula Deen wine glass as an example of her work.
Hey she WILL NOT paint you a Paula glass!!! You DO NOT have the privilege to own a Paula glass painted by her!!! She is such a great artist that you have to be fucking worthy to have a painted Paula glass!!!
We are all fucking insects compared to this Rembrandt!!!
I just thout of a new word “Retartist
I’m not sure I can afford the shipping on a Paula Deen anyway.
It’s worth it to be a celebrity just for all the wackadoo shit people will send to you. But I think for Paula to take notice, the glass needs to be made of fried butter.
She’s really not for sale? That’s OK, I’m saving up for Padma Lakshmi anyway.
I’m gonna order Heidi Montag on a glass votive holder, so I really envision her burning in Hell.
HA HA HA! Somebody clearly watches the Food Channel.
This particular creation doesn’t rub me one way or the other, but frankly I think that $30 would be better spent on a good bottle of wine and a red dixie cup.
FYI, Oprah isn’t for sale either, so don’t get any ideas!
That’s right Paula Deen ain’t no whore. Paula Deen is a lady! A lady that wants to make my arteries implode but a lady nonetheless.
#14 I thought the same thing!
Actually my thought was about how flattered Paula would be to receive a rendering of herself with downs syndrome.
And why would anyone want a glass with a picture of yourself on it? So you can keep track of what you look like in case you get so shit-faced you forget who you are???
Paula may want to start working on that restraining order now.
Keep her the hell away from me…
How much for a picture of Bobby Flay on a dixie cup?
F*** that! How much for Julia Child on a thimble!
“Paula Deen is not for sale” sounds like a good Regretsy t-shirt.
I had an art teacher in college who said during a drawing lesson that “caricatures are just drawings by people who can’t draw.”
Pardon my grammar: How much for Julia Child on a thimble?
P.S. If posting on Regretsy sends me to Hell; I hope it is filled with pink Hell monkeys. http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=38400446
LMAO at “retartist!” Screw the haters. I love you, man!
OMG #35 ROWAN. I had a physical reaction to that scary as hell picture. I was headed for bed but now I have to watch something happy to erase that image from my mind!
fabric fuckery update: my idea to make vaginas and fill them with aroma beads has fallen into tragedy. I mean, jeezus fuck, my initial attempt was simply horrible. (and not “good-bad”, truly “shitty-bad”) So, I’ve decided to make stuffed penises with aroma bead scented balls. I hope no one is disappointed.
Paula Deen sold herself years ago as a caricature of a warm, gracious Southern homemaker.
Holy shit I know now who that painting on the glass actually looks like…The Toxic Avenger!!!
The resemblance is uncanny!!
#27 raz – Pure genious. <>
If I am going to walk around sipping on something with my finger pointed out then I must have a Christopher Lowell one.
@#27 Raz: Hilarious!
Hey, #37 Christina,
How many pink Hell monkeys could dance on the head of a pin? Just saying…
Another level of stupidity here is that she has tried to paint a lifelike *portrait* (albeit unskillfully) and not a *caricature* at all. Caricature: “a representation of a person that is exaggerated for comic effect.”
I think this lady is a tattoo artist as well.
#27 – Oprah on the glass looks like she’s looking at her picture on the magazine cover.
I don’t know how I feel about drinking any fluids in a glass with a likeness of myself on it. Although I don’t seem to have any problem drinking from glasses with photoprints of Chris Pine as Kirk or the young/old Spock on them. But those were from Burger King.
No, it’s like the photo shopped Bella pics, except she paints what you would look like with a mild case downs syndrome.
I’m pretty sure Paula Deen IS for sale: http://www.pauladeenstore.com/Product/detail/Paula-Deen-i-i-Apron-Put-Some-South-In-Your-Mouth/264465
Paula has that walked-into-glass-door look.
I’m sure that was done for effect.
Who the hell is Paula Deen?
Whoever she is she not very circulatory
ha lol Retartist
I agree with #34. This may become my new personal meme…
Yeah, I’d want to look at myself every time i took a drink. Ok.
I’d pay more if I knew the paint would rub off on my sweaty hand. I could press the glass to my hot forehead and see Paula looking at me every time I look in the mirror.
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