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Heidi = Ho

Posted by Helen Killer

321 comments

UPDATE: Sleuthing by readers has uncovered this treasure trove of the artist’s other works.

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Jan 22, 2010
9:35 am

#1 WrathOfFoamy :

Wow… someone really hates celebrities! I wonder when we can see a Burn in Hell Brittany Spears painting

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Jan 22, 2010
9:36 am

#2 Rowan :

If you can take the time to set up an Etsy store; then take the time to proofread, spell check, and grammar check! Oh and take some art lessons and Bible study while you’re at it.

Rate this comment: +69

Jan 22, 2010
9:36 am

#3 JenPo :

Wow…isn’t there, like, totally a, like “Judge Not Lest Ye Be Judged” thingi, in, like, the Bible or something? IDK!!! LOLZ!

Rate this comment: +58

Jan 22, 2010
9:38 am

#4 WrathOfFoamy :

What the hell is veign anyway? At first I thought this
“artist” had a problem with vegans, but after reading the description, I realise it’s vanity she hates so much. Enough to pull out the good glitter to put this celeb in hell!

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Jan 22, 2010
9:38 am

#5 razberries :

veign…lol
the view it in a room artwork “after” picture is much better…just like people magazine- love it

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Jan 22, 2010
9:40 am

#6 WrathOfFoamy :

bible quote spewing crazy lady… This is the type that makes religious people as a whole look nutty. These people need to stop, with thier random hate mongering in the name of Jesus.

Amen

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Jan 22, 2010
9:41 am

#7 razberries :

good god (no pun intended)- check out her shop announcement!!
My name is Tammi Rae Jenson and I am a South Texas Artist with a Highschool Diploma who works at Chilli’s restraunts and paints. I currently Live with my aunt who has some health problems and needs help sometimes, I also have type 2 diabetes and would like to remind all of ya’ll out there to take care of ya’lls selves! I am a strong Christian woman who practices her relgion over at Second Baptist Woodway here in Houston! Come on…

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Jan 22, 2010
9:42 am

#8 razberries :

cont’d from #7-

by for some great Christian Fellowship and a wonderful service. Churches provide a great way of meeting people who are strong in faith, even though some sadly use it as a country club. I hope that my ebay auctions will provide you with art work that while it might have scarey content (hell, hell cats, worms, Satan) will serve as a reminder that Christ Rules, and God reigns suppream! Try not to sin and be bad! because Jesus is watching all ya’ll! If you have any questions…

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Jan 22, 2010
9:43 am

#9 WrathOfFoamy :

Googling “Heidi Montag” now… I really need to watch more tv… or movies… or listen to the radio… whatever medium this chick works in…

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Jan 22, 2010
9:43 am

#10 razberries :

glad she graduated high school and works at Chili’s…that is something to aspire to. also glad that jesus is watching all of us. guess all of us regretsyans are going to HELL. yee haw!!!!

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Jan 22, 2010
9:44 am

#11 Rowan :

From her bio: “..art work that while it might have scarey content (hell, hell cats, worms, Satan) will serve as a reminder that Christ Rules, and God reigns suppream! Try not to sin and be bad! because Jesus is watching all ya’ll!”
There is 1 item in her shop, might there be more?

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Jan 22, 2010
9:44 am

#12 Skully :

…and Justin Boby needz a shave and a showur.

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Jan 22, 2010
9:47 am

#13 carecaribou :

I think “Try not to sin and be bad” needs to be the next Regretsy T-shirt.

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Jan 22, 2010
9:48 am

#14 steviesegel :

+1 for #13 !!!

Dear Jesus — save me from your born again followers!

kthxbai

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Jan 22, 2010
9:53 am

#15 HelenaHandbasket :

Hell has sparkles! Oh, we’re all good then!

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Jan 22, 2010
9:54 am

#16 WrathOfFoamy :

I guess we don’t need to be so mean about her insane Jesus trip… I mean, lots of people believe in fairytales… like the Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus… Just most of them are under ten years old!

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Jan 22, 2010
9:55 am

#17 CoyPowers :

Wait… cats are scarey? …and what the Hell is ’scarey’ anyway?

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Jan 22, 2010
9:56 am

#18 WrathOfFoamy :

P.S Crazy Jesus lady, this isn’t ebay, nor is it an auction…

“If you have any questions about God, my Paintings, or Anything else please just sent me a question down at the bottom of this here ebay auction!”

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Jan 22, 2010
9:57 am

#19 Wilma Fingerdoo :

don’t be dissin’ the ho ho!
(Though I do prefer ding dongs).
Glad I don’t have to worry about being a celbrity. I have no tallent.

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Jan 22, 2010
9:57 am

#20 Fancy Pants McGee :

Jesus just watched me pick my nose, y’all.

I agree that Heidi is a useless douche cougar, but I can’t imagine caring enough about her to bust out the glitter markers and craft paints to tell the world how she is going to burn in the fires of hell. But, then, I’m not one of god’s chosen people.

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Jan 22, 2010
9:58 am

#21 WrathOfFoamy :

Excerpt from shop policies:

I do not sell to Godless Heathen who think this a joke! Your eternal Salvation is NOT a joke!
ALL ART WORKS ARE ORIGIONAL AND IN ACRYLIC, I DON’T KNOW HOW TO REPRODUCE ART!
I did not invent Pugicorns, and the concepts of Hellcats are old, but I hold Copyright to the way i paint them, dont’ copy me!

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Jan 22, 2010
10:00 am

#22 WrathOfFoamy :

the fuck is a pugicorn? is that like a one horned pug? Sounds cute! off to google it!

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Jan 22, 2010
10:00 am

#23 Christina :

Good Lord and I mean that. I am a Christian who knows that the Bible doesnt say dont be bad or you will go to Hell. I know this isnt a site for religion but a true Christian would know that it is being saved by Gods grace (lucky for her) that keeps you from Hell. Also, does working at Chili’s require a high school diploma? Was that added as an accomplishment? It’s people like this who give “Christians” a bad rap. We aren’t all freaks trying to throw religion on you and send you to hell,…

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Jan 22, 2010
10:03 am

#24 AndreaN :

Who’s Hiedi Montag? Um, and why should I care, exactly?

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Jan 22, 2010
10:04 am

#25 whaapplewha :

Raise your crazy, poor spelling hand if you should have a restraining order against you. Go ahead, don’t be shy.

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Jan 22, 2010
10:05 am

#26 WrathOfFoamy :

Wait, vanity is one of the seven mortal sins… Isn’t envy as well? Not to mention pride? Hmm… maybe Jesus lady’s gonna’ end up surrounded by glitter in her afterlife as well…

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Jan 22, 2010
10:06 am

#27 Fancy Pants McGee :

#23 Christina
It has been my experience that most Baptists are a special kind of Christian. And by “special” I mean “batshit crazy.”

Seriously though, there are wackadoos in every religious group. No worries, I think most people realize that most Christians aren’t like this chick.

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Jan 22, 2010
10:06 am

#28 envy :

OMG! red glitter! In the words of the maker: “supream”.

High school diplomas must be easier to come by in Texas?

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Jan 22, 2010
10:07 am

#29 sudabaki© :

Is it really that hard to know the difference between Ebay and Etsy?

http://www.flickr.com/photos/36532708@N00/4295937628/

Rate this comment: +27

Jan 22, 2010
10:08 am

#30 CoyPowers :

@ #28 envy:
… “No Child Left Behind”

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Jan 22, 2010
10:08 am

#31 MinnePurl :

At any point in the “design” process (from the first “vision,” to the acquisition of crappy paint to the writing of terrifying text to the final dusting of cheap glitter), and even during the etsy submission process, she could have said “hmmm, do you think this is a bit much?”

And she didn’t.

That’s a commitment to crazy one has to almost admire.

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Jan 22, 2010
10:10 am

#32 Sandra D :

Can I please have the scour pad necklace from the last post for my poor eyes after looking at this one?

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Jan 22, 2010
10:10 am

#33 WrathOfFoamy :

Whoa… Got nothing when I googled “pugicorn” but try googling “hell cat” and look at the images with the safe search off. There’s some disturbing shit there! What the hell kind of cd cover is that anyway? The Scorpions can’t be a mainstream band. I can’t imagine seeing that at HMV

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Jan 22, 2010
10:11 am

#34 methuselah :

GREAT view it in a room.

I am going to make a painting of a braindead waitress slinging bad theology instead of bad food who is the personification of the kind of bitch whose ass I want to kick. Whatever I get for it I’ll spend on Richard Dawkins books for every public library in Texas.

Jesus!

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Jan 22, 2010
10:12 am

#35 Wilma Fingerdoo :

I wonder if her church offers some spelling classes.

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Jan 22, 2010
10:12 am

#36 Whimsicko :

Shop policies:
I will sell to non-USA citizens but it will cost more.

Well that is understandable, they could all be Godless Heathen or veign spoiled brats with no tallent.

Bless you very much Tammie Rae!

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Jan 22, 2010
10:12 am

#37 VikingKvinna :

I’m going to start a band: “Stupid Ho Ho and the Hellcats.”

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Jan 22, 2010
10:13 am

#38 CoyPowers :

@ #33 WrathOfFoamy:

Try googling “pugicorns” …you’ll get one result.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/30880085@N02/3818559742

Rate this comment: +22

Jan 22, 2010
10:15 am

#39 sudabaki© :

Do you type the tags in yourself on Etsy or do you just select from a list? Because I’m a bit perplexed by the hobo art tag.

Tags
art, painting, acrylic, pop, portrait, original, outsider art, folk art, christian art, hell, fire, hobo art, religious, glitter

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Jan 22, 2010
10:16 am

#40 Fancy Pants McGee :

#38 Coy:
That…. looks strangely like our Waitress’ artistic style. Where did that come from?

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Jan 22, 2010
10:17 am

#41 CoyPowers :

@39 sudabaki©

You can do both! That’s how I get ‘jar baby’ as a tag for my stuff!

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Jan 22, 2010
10:17 am

#42 MinnePurl :

Can I just point out that one of her favourite materials is “the bible”?

Is dear old TammiRae defiling the bible to create her “art”? Is Jesus watching her do it?

I’ve always felt that Deuteronomy was missing the pizzazz of glitter. (I’d also like to see dear old TammiRae try to spell “Deuteronomy”)

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Jan 22, 2010
10:18 am

#43 curlytopnola :

dear tammirae – can i call you tammirae?- listen, hon. the lord sees mean and the lord sees ugly. he/she generally frowns on those who sit in judgement of others – sayin’ as how that kinda his/her job.

and while i agree that heidi is a vapid, uber self-concerned twit, it’s not up to me or you to condemn her to eternal hell. that’s spencer’s job.

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Jan 22, 2010
10:18 am

#44 CoyPowers :

@ 40 Fancy Pants McGee:
It should, that’s her flickr. It’s a gold mine of creepy and worthless stuff.

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Jan 22, 2010
10:18 am

#45 Fancy Pants McGee :

#38 again,
mkay, I’m a noob. It’s her photostream. I’ve gotta learn my interweb searches.

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Jan 22, 2010
10:19 am

#46 Whimsicko :

Oh she’s a SArah PAlin voter… ok, that is surprising!

Well, i’m packing my hand basket cos if that’s what’s in heaven, I’m happy to take the down escalator (especially as we now know it’s glittery!)

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Jan 22, 2010
10:19 am

#47 MinnePurl :

@43: I’m going to be sniggering over that last line all day. Thank you.

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Jan 22, 2010
10:20 am

#48 Fancy Pants McGee :

Good lord. After looking at her flickr, this woman reminds me of Carrie’s mom.

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Jan 22, 2010
10:21 am

#49 sudabaki© :

#41 CoyPowers: Thanks. I figured it must be from a list since all her tags are spelled correctly. I guess she got HOBO ART confused with HO HO ART.

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Jan 22, 2010
10:22 am

#50 WrathOfFoamy :

oooh snap! I missed that one! Thanks #38 CoyPowers! So apparantly that’s what a pugicorn is… Still looks cute, if not poorly drawn. But what would the definition be? Maybe I oughta’ ask Jesus Lady

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Jan 22, 2010
10:25 am

#51 envy :

Are you there God, it’s me, envy! please let this link work! Please! pretty please with sugar on top!

http://www.flickr.com/photos/30880085@N02/3722306338/in/photostream/
OMG! I love the paunch!

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Jan 22, 2010
10:26 am

#52 WrathOfFoamy :

http://www.flickr.com/photos/30880085@N02/3821610508/

Someone needs some serious mental help! There’s all kinds of celebrity hating nonsence on her flickr thingy!

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Jan 22, 2010
10:27 am

#53 CoyPowers :

@#49 WrathOfFoamy
Careful if you ask, she may sense that you are heathen. You don’t want to end up with a painting of yourself like this one, do you?

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Jan 22, 2010
10:29 am

#54 WrathOfFoamy :

OH MY GOD… Jesus Lady has a blog!

http://tammiraejenson.blogspot.com/

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Jan 22, 2010
10:31 am

#55 WrathOfFoamy :

Dear tammiraejenson (tammiraejenson@hotmail.com),

You recently listed the following auction-style listing:

250482234009 – Julie Newmar looks at Hell cat in mirror, folk painting
The listing was removed because it violated eBay policy.
The rights owner or an agent authorized to act on behalf of the rights owner, Julie Newmar, notified eBay that this listing violates intellectual property rights. When eBay receives a report of this type of violation, we remove the listing to comply with…

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Jan 22, 2010
10:31 am

#56 Fancy Pants McGee :

I love how she hates Heidi for being a “veign celbrity” but is so obsessed with celebrities that she makes them the center of most of her “art.” If Jesus IS watching, I hope he spanks her tonight for her hypocritical behavior.

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Jan 22, 2010
10:32 am

#57 silentmouth :

She’s right — read your Ecclesiastes: “All is veignity.”

Also, Psalms 8:13 : “Y’all better love my boy, else I gon light you on fire.” — God

Rate this comment: +54

Jan 22, 2010
10:32 am

#58 WrathOfFoamy :

we remove the listing to comply with the law.
Listings or items that contain a celebrity’s name, likeness, or signature may infringe his/her right of publicity. This right is generally defined as an individual’s right to control and profit from the commercial use of his/her identity, and is not limited to only celebrities.
You may need the celebrity’s authorization to use his/her name, likeness, or signature in a listing or to list an item using such elements. Items that contain a…

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Jan 22, 2010
10:33 am

#59 WrathOfFoamy :

IF THEY ARE GOING TO REPRESS MY FREEDOM OF SPEACH THAT’S FINE! EBAY NEEDS TO NOT BE FASCIST! SIG HEIL EBAY! SIG HEIL! I WILL PRAY FOR THE SOULS OF ALL WHO WORK AT EBAY EXTRA HARD BECAUSE THE DEVIL OBVIOUSLY RUNS EBAY. I WILL ALSO NOT STOP POSTING ON EBAY BECAUSE APPARENTLY THE WORD OF THE LORD IS NEEDED EXTRA SO ON EBAY!!!

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Jan 22, 2010
10:33 am

#60 WrathOfFoamy :

Preceeding rant copied from crazy ladie’s blog

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Jan 22, 2010
10:34 am

#61 envy :

Holy shit! Her blog is hilarious!
Oh, and she hates Paris Hilton too!
http://www.flickr.com/photos/30880085@N02/3191695041

Did anyone see the Madonna? Or the Octomom? If you want to spit your beverage at unintentionally hilarious ignorance on your screen — then I HIGHLY recommend the flickr photostream! (especially if you’re high)

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Jan 22, 2010
10:35 am

#62 sarahbee :

wow. this lady has some serious issues.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/30880085@N02/3108049381/

she likes dogs because cats are sluts, apparently.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/30880085@N02/2978646449/

this is…um…obama? i have no idea.

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Jan 22, 2010
10:36 am

#63 envy :

OMG!
http://www.flickr.com/photos/30880085@N02/3108049381/in/photostream/
this cat looks both regretsy-fied and sad!
Someone to the photoshop!

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Jan 22, 2010
10:38 am

#64 Fancy Pants McGee :

Jumping Jesus, Wrath and Coy, you are my heroes today for finding the links to her blog and flickr.

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Jan 22, 2010
10:41 am

#65 silentmouth :

“PARIS HILTON IS A BAD, BAD SLUT OF A WHORE…” :

http://m.flickr.com/#/photos/30880085@N02/3721496371/

Rate this comment: +9

Jan 22, 2010
10:41 am

#66 Stretch65 :

…SOMEONE HAS LADY WOOD FOR HEIDI

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Jan 22, 2010
10:44 am

#67 Christina :

Thanks #27 Fancy Pants McGee. I supose there’s a few in every crowd. She has a blog? Why do we punish ourselves this way? I’m going to go look right now!!!

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Jan 22, 2010
10:44 am

#68 WrathOfFoamy :

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_UbCVOIbZz1E/Ssk-84I0AoI/AAAAAAAAADE/_jpVVry_MMw/s1600-h/IMG_1901.JPG

Wow… why are hell cats apparantly people wearing footie pyjamas with hats on?

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Jan 22, 2010
10:45 am

#69 nettlej :

Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.

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Jan 22, 2010
10:46 am

#70 Stretch65 :

“Don’t use the Lord’s of Heidi’s name in veign”

Rate this comment: +6

Jan 22, 2010
10:46 am

#71 Helen Killer :

@ #69 OH NO YOU DI’INT

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Jan 22, 2010
10:47 am

#72 WrathOfFoamy :

Joy of Pug-icorns
man..i just got in from a long shift at chillis and donig some invantory.
Praise God! someone bid on my ebay acutions!

great timeing too, i need mor glitter glue!

I”m so excited!
Praise God!
And Jonathan said unto David, O LORD God of Israel, when I have sounded my father about to morrow any time, or the third day, and, behold, if there be good toward David, and I then send not unto thee, and shew it thee
1 Samuel 20:12

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Jan 22, 2010
10:47 am

#73 Christina :

OMG! I just looked at her flickr!!! Someone needs to buy her a prozac body pillow. Ya know, just a gentle suggestion. I actually feel bad for her.

Rate this comment: +12

Jan 22, 2010
10:51 am

#74 moi :

Heidi is only a fraction of annoying/douche-y/disturbing as Spencer is.

Rate this comment: +9

Jan 22, 2010
10:54 am

#75 MaddyO :

Try a REAL search engine, guys!
http://www.Metacrawler.com, or http://www.dogpile.com (same company, but some people can’t handle “dogpile…”
“Pugicorn” brings up 10 returns, one of which is “pugicorn.com,” which I think uses a silhouette of someone’s copyrighted works…lolol!

And as for “Hellcats,” this one is definitive…
http://www.flickr.com/photos/30880085@N02/3740354571/

Rate this comment: +5

Jan 22, 2010
10:55 am

#76 Kimmer-G :

Anyone out there see “Jesus Camp” That’s what this nutjob reminds me of…and that film scared the shit outta me, esp. that people like that are out there influencing kids.
Forget Cats 2012 Art Doll Statues, Squirrel Blood or Toenail clipping art, THIS one will give me nightmares!

Rate this comment: +37

Jan 22, 2010
10:56 am

#77 MaddyO :

Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.

Rate this comment: -112

Jan 22, 2010
10:56 am

#78 randomlygenerated :

I don’t think these painting will save anyone or change their minds about sinning.

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Jan 22, 2010
10:56 am

#79 Patty has been abuducted by an alien :

I only know of Heidi and Spencer through “The Soup”. Its a family bonding show for me and my kids. When I was in the hospital for two weeks last year, we’d watch and text back and forth. (thus ends a peek into Patty’s home life).

About the art: Heidi’s going to burn in hell for being a “veign celbrity” because she does what she does for the sake of the camera and all the attention… and the artist is a Palin supporter.

*tilts head like a quizzical pugicorn*

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Jan 22, 2010
10:57 am

#80 Moons in Leo :

Okay, you won’t get any arguments from me about Heidi Montag. But Julie Newmar? WTF?
@4, I thought the same thing. Thought the ‘artist’ was anti-vegan.
@7, I thought she worked with chili and paint.

Seriously, aren’t there some free mental health clinics in Houston she can utilize?

Rate this comment: +14

Jan 22, 2010
10:58 am

#81 Christina :

Christ on a cross with pumpkins!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Are you serious. I was not aware there was pumpkins at the crucifiction. This lady is down right blasphemous.
On another note…SLUT CREAM SHOPE…LMAO!!! I wish we could change our user names. From here on out I would like to be known as Slut Cream Shope, unless you paint pictures of Sarah Palin as an 80 year old, then its Mrs. Slut Cream Shope to you.

Rate this comment: +38

Jan 22, 2010
10:59 am

#82 pantsmonkey :

Oh my God. I completely love this. In a hipster ironic kind of way, but still. There is a creepy, psychopathic brilliance about this piece that I really adore.

Rate this comment: +26

Jan 22, 2010
11:00 am

#83 Bane :

That pugicorn pic looks like….a vajayjay! I am not surprised.

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Jan 22, 2010
11:00 am

#84 IscreamUscream :

Pretty sad when someone hides their envy under “righteous indignation” w.t.f

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Jan 22, 2010
11:01 am

#85 NinjaGato :

Ultra religious people bother me. For the most part (like this seller) they spew nothing but hate and last I heard Christ promoted love. Have they never heard “judge not lest ye be judged?” I’m sure Jesus would LOVE to have whacknuts like this on his team.
Off soapbox

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Jan 22, 2010
11:05 am

#86 joan of snark :

What would Jesus paint?

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Jan 22, 2010
11:05 am

#87 whimsicalisthenics :

Not even TammiRae is immune to the siren call of the vagina:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/30880085@N02/3817749067/in/photostream/

Ninja–I’m pretty sure standard mainstream theology states that we’re all whacknuts in the eyes of the Lord.

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Jan 22, 2010
11:07 am

#88 twinmama :

Is this a joke? Because if it is, it’s fucking genius!

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Jan 22, 2010
11:07 am

#89 friendlymilk :

Anybody do this one yet?

http://friendlymilk.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/hellcat.jpg

Christ (no pun intended), this woman is a goldmine. How do you think she proposes to weed out internet purchases from “Godless Heathen who think this a joke”? Like, do you have to type out the catechism before you can Paypal her? Is there a Captcha with a Bible verse? Does she splash your credit card number with holy water? I MUST KNOW

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Jan 22, 2010
11:07 am

#90 Helen Killer :

@ Pantsmonkey, I have to agree. I kind of want it, but I made a deal with myself that I can’t buy anything else until I hang the 2 Say What paintings . Still, it’s only $12. I’d like to buy ALL her shit.

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Jan 22, 2010
11:07 am

#91 steviesegel :

This lady reminds me of a local whackadoodle we had here in my area…used to paint all kinds of crazy religious/political stuff ON HER HOUSE
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2007/01/08/BAG1SNF7PV5.DTL
(article is from a few years ago..she has since been evicted from that house and now stands EVERY NIGHT at corner of Ralton & El Camino in Belmont holding about a dozen signs around her with like minded crazy shit)

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Jan 22, 2010
11:10 am

#92 pantsmonkey :

Holy crap! Her flickr stream is the greatest thing I’ve seen in a good long time. I absolutely love this crazy lady’s warped art. It reminds me of those old Jack Chick comic books that were all about a vengeful God tossing everyone Jack Chick doesn’t like into the fires of Hell. Totally awesome!

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Jan 22, 2010
11:11 am

#93 whimsicalisthenics :

Sold!

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Jan 22, 2010
11:11 am

#94 HelenaHandbasket :

It seems the Thumbs Downer takes their lunch at 1, and ends it at 49.

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Jan 22, 2010
11:11 am

#95 pantsmonkey :

Aw damn it. I just clicked over to buy the damn thing and someone beat me to it.

Rate this comment: +6

Jan 22, 2010
11:11 am

#96 skeletaldropkick :

Am I a bad person if I like the idea of pugicorn? Maybe a repugicorn?

pugicorn, hehe…

I also want to see more of these “scarey worms”

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Jan 22, 2010
11:20 am

#97 Moons in Leo :

@57 silentmouth

Also, Psalms 8:13 : “Y’all better love my boy, else I gon light you on fire.” — God

This made me laugh so hard, I wept.

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Jan 22, 2010
11:20 am

#98 Dynomoose :

From the lunatic’s blog: “The liberal conspiracy seems to have scared away my normal ebay buyers..but that isn’t stoping me from bringing you all Miley Cyrus dancing at the slut cream shope in hell with hellcats! I am going to list it on ebay,b ut my new policy is if ebay takes it down, or it dosen’t sell it goes to etsy!”
Yeah, it’s a liberal conspiracy that’s keeping people from buying from you.
Not fear of giving the crazy woman their address…

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Jan 22, 2010
11:20 am

#99 angatdorotheas :

“Praise God! someone bid on my ebay acutions!

great timeing too, i need mor glitter glue!”

yes…..God WANTS you to have more glitter glue.

This has seriously made my work day….

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Jan 22, 2010
11:23 am

#100 IscreamUscream :

I suppose one cannot help but look at this stuff, but then again the seething, righteous violence troubles me. Here is one I’m particularly bothered by:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/30880085@N02/3722303852/

I’m pretty sure if you painted this under “medical watch” they would up your dosage–or prolong your “visit”. This stuff is fucking scary.

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Jan 22, 2010
11:24 am

#101 friendlymilk :

OH GOD THEY’RE EVERYWHERE http://friendlymilk.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/hellcats.jpg

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Jan 22, 2010
11:30 am

#102 angatdorotheas :

why are the hell cats dressed like Max from the book Where the Wild Things Are?

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Jan 22, 2010
11:33 am

#103 WrathOfFoamy :

Thank God for the internet! With out it, this nut job would be reduced to just spouting lunacy on street corners. Now we all get to share in this creepy fuck’s “art”

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Jan 22, 2010
11:38 am

#104 WrathOfFoamy :

http://www.flickr.com/photos/30880085@N02/3818560080/

So celebrities are evil, but babylon 5 is alright?
hmmm…

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Jan 22, 2010
11:39 am

#105 friendlymilk :

Ok, one more before I go actually do some work — Creepy Bill Nighy says “NO” to Hell! http://friendlymilk.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/billgoblinpainting.jpg

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Jan 22, 2010
11:40 am

#106 gaycatpride :

Really, the Rush Limbaugh and Bill O’Reilly paintings scare me the most…
http://i915.photobucket.com/albums/ac357/gaycatpride/protesternoidea.jpg

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Jan 22, 2010
11:42 am

#107 IscreamUscream :

@104 Wrath–I suspect she’s been swallowed by the “Shadows”.

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Jan 22, 2010
11:44 am

#108 WrathOfFoamy :

So from what I can gather from the paintings, Pugicorns are mythical creatures which reside in hell. They can be recognised by thier general pug like apperance, and are dressed in pink pyjamas, with a cape and single plush horn atop thier heads. Pugicorns live off the tears of thier victims. they lick thier victims toes until they are reduced to tears of laughter.

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Jan 22, 2010
11:49 am

#109 friendlymilk :

they lick thier victims toes until they are reduced to tears of laughter.

Or run them through with maximum sparkle gore. http://www.flickr.com/photos/30880085@N02/3192540134/

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Jan 22, 2010
11:51 am

#110 nellie29 :

Am I the only person who feels like this could be a backstory on Law & Order?

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Jan 22, 2010
11:58 am

#111 CoyPowers :

#64 Fancy Pants McGee :
Jumping Jesus, Wrath and Coy, you are my heroes today for finding the links to her blog and flickr.

You have no idea how happy I am to be called a hero on regretsy! Yay!!!!

Also, this stuff goes from funny to seriously spooky if you look at it too long. However, I do applaud the use of crazy ranting in art, it is something I had never considered!

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Jan 22, 2010
11:58 am

#112 breezerweezy :

From her blog:
“Don’t you know Licquor is the Devil’s own Bad Acting Sauce?”

I just fell out of my office chair. I love her.

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Jan 22, 2010
11:59 am

#113 Skully :

Chicks with dreads and fu-manchu ’staches? Yikes, despite all the glitter, Hell is really fuckin’ scary, better start repentin’ y’all!

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Jan 22, 2010
11:59 am

#114 ChronicFabulist :

I love this crazy lady’s art – she has a fabulous painting style. Mind you, she scares the shit out of me because when you get enough of these fanatics together they start targeting whole groups of people for extinction, so…I’m happier with her channeling her energies into painting.

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Jan 22, 2010
11:59 am

#115 Chrisnyc1213 :

@100 – As a long time Madonna fan, that one really freaked me out. I thought her crazy art was funny at first, but now I see that she is nothing but an insane, domestic terrorist.

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Jan 22, 2010
12:05 pm

#116 WrathOfFoamy :

Just you guys wait, Jesus Lady’ll probably find this eventually. Then we’ll all be in one of her nutty paintings… Surrounded by pugicorns, and glitter! nooo not glitter, the tackiest of all tacky art mediums!

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Jan 22, 2010
12:06 pm

#117 Skully :

I’d gladly pay $12 to see Spencer Pratt burn in glitter Hell as well.

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Jan 22, 2010
12:07 pm

#118 Dix :

Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.

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Jan 22, 2010
12:09 pm

#119 WrathOfFoamy :

(Starts throwing stones)

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Jan 22, 2010
12:10 pm

#120 SquirrelSquire :

I think her example clearly shows the danger of sniffing glitter-glue!

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Jan 22, 2010
12:13 pm

#121 ThisJustMakesMeSad :

View It In a Room does not lie.

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Jan 22, 2010
12:15 pm

#122 VoteAudrey :

I think viewing this art is a guilty pleasure. Sure, it’s hilarious, but she actually believes she’s doing God’s work. Still, hilarious.

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Jan 22, 2010
12:15 pm

#123 Recovering Crack Baby :

To Whomever purchased or will purchase:
This is like owning the John Wayne Gacy art only getting it prior to a conviction.

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Jan 22, 2010
12:17 pm

#124 Fancy Pants McGee :

“Just you guys wait, Jesus Lady’ll probably find this eventually. Then we’ll all be in one of her nutty paintings… ”

That would be the proudest day of my miserable heathen life. Someone please send her a link to this page.

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Jan 22, 2010
12:20 pm

#125 Skully :

Heidi should cover up, I can see her dirty pillows.

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Jan 22, 2010
12:23 pm

#126 WrathOfFoamy :

Her aunt should have told her “They’re all gonna’ laugh!”

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Jan 22, 2010
12:26 pm

#127 lyontamer :

Hey, now, don’t go giving cats and worms a bad name!

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Jan 22, 2010
12:28 pm

#128 lyontamer :

Oh, look! A bleeding squirrel!

http://www.flickr.com/photos/30880085@N02/3817749569/

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Jan 22, 2010
12:28 pm

#129 bloodorange :

Proselytization and glitter!

Heidi’s ho ho’s are bigger now. And I’m not sure there’s enough glitter in Hell to make an updated version.

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Jan 22, 2010
12:29 pm

#130 Meow :

I’m fascinated.

Her writing style remind me of my boyfriend’s crazy aunt’s facebook posts.

PS – are they just GIVING diplomas away in Texas? Or did she “graduate” from a crazy baptist commune down there?

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Jan 22, 2010
12:29 pm

#131 MadCarlotta :

If you are going to emulate the Rev. Howard Finster’s art style, try emulating him as a human being first.

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Jan 22, 2010
12:29 pm

#132 lyontamer :

It sold! OMG Heidi Montag sold!

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Jan 22, 2010
12:31 pm

#133 Moonbeast :

wow. she talks about how her aunt made her put the “slut cat” in a picture and how she hates the cat. Um, how very Christian and loving of you. Poor cat!

And wtf is up with the “Pug-icorns”??

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Jan 22, 2010
12:33 pm

#134 lyontamer :

I took the liberty of proofreading her bio:

My name is Tammi Rae Jenson and I am a South Texas artist with a high school diploma, who works at Chilli’s restraunt, and paints. I currently live with my aunt, who has some health problems and needs help sometimes. I also have type 2 diabetes and would like to remind all of you out there to take care of yourselves! I am a strong Christian woman who practices her religion over at Second Baptist Woodway here in Houston! (TBC)

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Jan 22, 2010
12:35 pm

#135 WrathOfFoamy :

#133 Moonbeast, give us a link! I wanna see some ranting about the “slut cat”

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Jan 22, 2010
12:37 pm

#136 lyontamer :

Come on by for some great Christian fellowship and a wonderful service. Churches provide a great way of meeting people who are strong in faith, even though some sadly use it as a country club. I hope that my Etsy listings will provide you with art work which, while it might have scary content (hell, hell cats, worms, Satan), will serve as a reminder that Christ Rules, and God reigns suppreme! Try not to sin and be bad! Jesus is watching all of you! (TBC)

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Jan 22, 2010
12:37 pm

#137 lyontamer :

Oh, whoops! I missed “supreme” there. LOL That A was distracting.

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Jan 22, 2010
12:39 pm

#138 Recovering Crack Baby :

Driving to Church in Houston for vacation this year

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Jan 22, 2010
12:39 pm

#139 lyontamer :

If you have any questions about God, my paintings, or anything else, please just sent me a convo on the right side of this here Etsy listing!

(Notice that correction – She’s not on fucking eBay!)

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Jan 22, 2010
12:40 pm

#140 WrathOfFoamy :

I have found her inspiration for the “pugicorn”!!

http://s78.photobucket.com/albums/j117/Txpoet/Cute%20Dogs/?action=view&current=unicorn_pug.jpg&newest=1

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Jan 22, 2010
12:41 pm

#141 Christina :

ok, I’ve had fun with this but now I need something new. Come on regretsy lady give me something else to ridicule.

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Jan 22, 2010
12:41 pm

#142 lyontamer :

And, she just graduated high school. This is evidence of the state of our education system. Y’all.

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Jan 22, 2010
12:41 pm

#143 Kiwihasdreads :

Glitter must be the Mark of the Beast.

You’ll never get rid of it.

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Jan 22, 2010
12:42 pm

#144 lyontamer :

Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.

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Jan 22, 2010
12:45 pm

#145 oddperson :

oh god, please, someone photoshop the level 4 cat into one of this psycho’s ~pieces

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Jan 22, 2010
12:48 pm

#146 WrathOfFoamy :

Oh jeez, check it out. She hates most celebrities, many of which I’ve never heard of, but Jessica Simpson is apparantly a lovely god fearing woman… k?

Her painting:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/30880085@N02/3741146182/

Reality:
http://www.wallpaperbase.com/wallpapers/celebs/jessicasimpson/jessica_simpson_20.jpg

Maybe Jessica bought one of her paintings?

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Jan 22, 2010
12:53 pm

#147 Christina :

Aaah yes. You see Jessica waited until she was married then divorced to become slutty. Maybe that was the cats problem…she didn’t wait for her mancat.

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Jan 22, 2010
12:53 pm

#148 Moonbeast :

#135 WrathOfFoamy :

Oh, sorry, it’s on her flickr page. http://www.flickr.com/photos/30880085@N02/3108049381/

Did anyone look at her blog? I find it interesting that on “octomom is evil” (february 19, 2009) you can see her web browser tabs. And it looks like one of them has a gmail account open with a user name of “vanessavanalstyne”. Someone with this name ALSO uses blogspot and talks about a personality disorder. And being from Texas originally. And gosh, she’s also an…

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Jan 22, 2010
12:53 pm

#149 Moonbeast :

.. artist.

I smell a big fat troll.

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Jan 22, 2010
12:55 pm

#150 WrathOfFoamy :

How ’bout this one…
http://www.flickr.com/photos/30880085@N02/3195023658/
Must be some earlier work. Notice the insanity scrawled in the background:
“homos r bad”, “god hates homos”, “no way out of hell”
Nice. I thought Jesus taught tolerance

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Jan 22, 2010
12:56 pm

#151 leslienothammond :

Hi all. A friend of mine posted a link to this thread on Facebook. Reading this has been the most enjoyable part of my entire week. Regretsy.com is officially my favorite place on the web.

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Jan 22, 2010
12:56 pm

#152 istillheartbretmichaels :

This is sooooo bad that is awesome.

I would totally buy a shirt that says this:

“Praise God! someone bid on my ebay acutions!

great timeing too, i need mor glitter glue!”

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Jan 22, 2010
12:56 pm

#153 shutyourpiehole :

I dunno. Seems suspicious to me. I don’t know that this gal is authentic as she wants us to believe. Could be someone posing as a crazy Jesus freak for attention. Oh, the irony!

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Jan 22, 2010
12:57 pm

#154 istillheartbretmichaels :

And her artwork kind of reminds me of “A Beautiful Mind” . . . It must be the way she incorporates text . . .

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Jan 22, 2010
12:57 pm

#155 Recovering Crack Baby :

http://feedback.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewFeedback2&ftab=AllFeedback&userid=tammiraejenson&iid=-1&de=off&items=25&page=2

Has anyone read her feedback on EBAY- the disappointing part about EBAY is after 90 days you can’t view the item they are commenting about. Only the comment. I would loved to have been able to view some- well with the exception of the underwears she purchased. I am intrigued by the stripper whore…

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Jan 22, 2010
12:58 pm

#156 WrathOfFoamy :

Thanks Moonbeast!
So Crazy thinks dogs are better eh? Pro’lly has a lot of empty peanut butter jars lying around…

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Jan 22, 2010
12:58 pm

#157 Christina :

Can’t stop laughing. This is probably SO unrelated but for some reason I couldnt stop watching.

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Jan 22, 2010
12:59 pm

#158 shutyourpiehole :

Gah! I can’t believe she sold that original Heidi painting for so cheap!

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Jan 22, 2010
1:03 pm

#159 Recovering Crack Baby :

Shame on you non-believer’s. I am convinced she is not a poser.

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Jan 22, 2010
1:05 pm

#160 lady_dreamwyn :

Moonbeast,

I don’t think so. That’s two very different art types, websites, and grammatical ability. Take a look at the website her blog links into, for example. http://www.vanessavanalstyne.com/

Or her Flickr. http://www.flickr.com/photos/23468430@N02/

NSFW, btw. Just a heads up.

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Jan 22, 2010
1:05 pm

#161 Helen Killer :

@ #151 leslienothammond : ONE OF US, ONE OF US, ONE OF US

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Jan 22, 2010
1:09 pm

#162 Jack Frieze :

I have to agree with#69 nettlej: I’ve seen many
of this type and this lady beats them all – she actually has some brush control in her outlines,
a much better than the usual color sense, and heck! I’ve been a sucker for glitter since the age of three. You can actually see her technique improve in the Flickr! series.
That said, while worms don’t scare me, pugicorns do. Those are good guys? I thought they were mini-manticores. And what’s a good Baptist doing painting Our Lady of Guadalupe?

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Jan 22, 2010
1:11 pm

#163 Christina :

#157-myself, i forgot the freakin link.
http://www.youtube.com/user/VanessaVanAlstyne#p/u/0/Pd_K7KUxvNY

totally unrelated item, however he is called the anti christ by the keeper of the cheese

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Jan 22, 2010
1:11 pm

#164 WrathOfFoamy :

How ’bout this one?

“linday lohan and samantha robinson commiting lesbian sin to the joy of the devil”
http://www.flickr.com/photos/30880085@N02/3192540598/sizes/o/

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Jan 22, 2010
1:14 pm

#165 lynne :

I think she is not complying with flickr’s term of use – linking and tagging to items for sale is not allowed, to my understanding

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Jan 22, 2010
1:14 pm

#166 WrathOfFoamy :

“I will make you pay for not loving Jesus back”
Is this a threat?
http://www.flickr.com/photos/30880085@N02/3108316951/

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Jan 22, 2010
1:15 pm

#167 Recovering Crack Baby :

TammiRaeJenson this is GOD and I command you to go on and paintith for those yearning to have one…. just one. Don’t throw them the bread without the wine. Post dear TammiRaeJenson. Go on know my child. Share the gift I gave you…… share with all who seeks it.

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Jan 22, 2010
1:16 pm

#168 JoyM :

I’m with #114 ChronicFabulist – Let’s all breathe a sign of relief that this nutjob is spending her Chili’s paychecks on acrylic paint and not bullets.

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Jan 22, 2010
1:17 pm

#169 WrathOfFoamy :

It gets wierder…
“This is a painting of a vile stripper all naked in her sin. Reminders of Jesus are behind her, and the Betta Fish covers up her boobies so you aren’t tempted to sin. Betta fish rock!”
http://www.flickr.com/photos/30880085@N02/2975430089/

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Jan 22, 2010
1:18 pm

#170 Recovering Crack Baby :

#165 lynne : I think she is not complying with flickr’s term of use – linking and tagging to items for sale is not allowed, to my understanding

PLEASE lynne. The only thing you need to understand is that taking that link from us will hurt alot of people. We will be left with nothing until she paints again. Now you don’t want to hurt alot of people now do you?

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Jan 22, 2010
1:18 pm

#171 lynne :

And on a lighter note – devil worms love sex!!!

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Jan 22, 2010
1:19 pm

#172 FuzzyUnderpants :

This is one of the reasons I’m often ashamed to admit I’m from Texas, much less Houston. Honestly, guys, we’re not all this crazy.

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Jan 22, 2010
1:19 pm

#173 WrathOfFoamy :

As do stripper whores apparantly!

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Jan 22, 2010
1:28 pm

#174 Wilma Fingerdoo :

#164- that is my new favorite! Despite misspelling her subjects horribly, she manages to redeem herself by declaring “God likes Strait people, not Homos!”.
Classic.
And the “Devil worm loves sex” (a cat snake? Methinks she was sexually abused by a cat?) is fantastic. Her rants with glitter glue have started my weekend early.

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Jan 22, 2010
1:35 pm

#175 iamhydrogen14 :

@ #112: “Don’t you know Licquor is the Devil’s own Bad Acting Sauce?”

Personally, I like to think that Liqour is the Devil’s Awesome Sauce.

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Jan 22, 2010
1:35 pm

#176 iamhydrogen14 :

Yikes, I meant liquor. Apparently my spelling is as bad as hers.

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Jan 22, 2010
1:36 pm

#177 Moons in Leo :

I bet TLC signs her up for her own reality show soon.

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Jan 22, 2010
1:38 pm

#178 PussDaddy :

Tosses holy water around and crosses myself while backing out-sloooowly.

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Jan 22, 2010
1:46 pm

#179 iamhydrogen14 :

BTW – as a christian i think this is so weird. How is this doing God’s work? I swear on a stack of bibles – we’re not all nuts like this.

My personal favorite from the flickr stream: “the angel appears as diana ross and takes michael jackson to heaven to be judged.” Wow. This shit belongs in an outsider art museum like peanut butter belongs with jelly!

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Jan 22, 2010
1:46 pm

#180 angatdorotheas :

she could probably do a hell of a business doing custom portraits…I’d pay to have one done of me, provided of course it was guaranteed to be chock full o’ pugicorns, hell cats and glitter. Lots of glittery rage.

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Jan 22, 2010
1:49 pm

#181 froufroubijou :

aww…why do I have to be from where she lives??

If I tell her my bf loves sodomy she is going to freak

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Jan 22, 2010
2:00 pm

#182 PussDaddy :

Does it mean I am possessed if my head spins around and I spit green pea soup across the room and start spouting off Heidi Montag quotes?

enoonmai, enoonmai, enoonmai

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Jan 22, 2010
2:04 pm

#183 Woebegone :

Gather ’round me, sinning heathens, hellcats & hipsters. I need the awful, fiery love that only you can bring.
Normally, I haunt Facebook Regretsy because I’m too much of a pussy to have my comments rated.
Anyway, allow me to snuggle in the center of your damnation pile, wouldja? This painting hits too close to home and I’m frightened.
I have so many relatives of the exact same mindset as this artist. Just last night I was told I’m going to hell for all my “eff” words.

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Jan 22, 2010
2:06 pm

#184 Jea :

Someone indulges daily in the batshit crazy sauce.

“Their is no reason Jesus can’t be part of every holiday!” http://www.flickr.com/photos/30880085@N02/2913036856/

After reading her blog, apparently she tries spreading the word at chili’s and is mad at people who wear crosses and drink at the bar. because it’s satan’s bad acting juice.

Conclusion: Grade A nutbag.

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Jan 22, 2010
2:08 pm

#185 CraptasticJoy :

Oh no! Did she take all of her listings down? Maybe it’s the power of Christ that compels me…but I have the very strong NEED to own one of these train-wrecks of glitter infused damnation.

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Jan 22, 2010
2:11 pm

#186 HomeAlone :

If you ask me how I know this, I’ll deny it (I have to watch something on the treadmill…), but wasn’t this nut job on an episode of Wife Swap? The crazy religious fanatic who got so upset by the pagan family they paired her with that she started dry heaving?

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Jan 22, 2010
2:16 pm

#187 angatdorotheas :

http://www.flickr.com/photos/30880085@N02/2965662957/in/photostream/

the pugicorn detail….its SEQUENCE!! (sic) Sparkly!!

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Jan 22, 2010
2:18 pm

#188 hinahina :

Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.

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Jan 22, 2010
2:23 pm

#189 Callmeodious :

“Pugicorns are doggie angels that love Jesus”
Apparently angels have horns. Who knew?

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Jan 22, 2010
2:27 pm

#190 raven :

I would love for her to judge me and then hire her to do a custom “hate” portrait of me….

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Jan 22, 2010
2:31 pm

#191 greyhoundgrrrl :

Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.

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Jan 22, 2010
2:32 pm

#192 greyhoundgrrrl :

Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.

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Jan 22, 2010
2:36 pm

#193 HomeAlone :

Oh my god!!! Which one of you guys bought it??!!!

Now she’ll never stop…..

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Jan 22, 2010
2:36 pm

#194 greyhoundgrrrl :

…eBay. And what is with the cats and their stomachs? Why do they all look like androgynous versions of Cat Woman? Is there anything she does like? I mean BESIDES “Chilli’s” and Jesus…

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Jan 22, 2010
2:39 pm

#195 greyhoundgrrrl :

Okay, one more to add to the list “Chilli’s”, Jesus, and PUG-ACORNS. What?

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Jan 22, 2010
2:40 pm

#196 razberries :

161- Helen- LMFAO…are you referencing the cult classic, “Freaks”?
Now I love you even more!

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Jan 22, 2010
2:43 pm

#197 UnderwearNinja :

This woman portrays the exact OPPOSITE of what Christianity teaches…ah such is the South (believe me I know-I’m an Arkansan). My fiancee works at a mental health institute and sees people like this every day. What’s scary, or “scarey” if you will, is that it’s the severely crazy ones who are ultra religious.

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Jan 22, 2010
2:54 pm

#198 YippySkippy :

This really should be the next Regretsy t-shirt:

“Don’t you know Licquor is the Devil’s own Bad Acting Sauce?”

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Jan 22, 2010
3:24 pm

#199 chalcedonysparrow :

I wonder if she knows Heidi Montag is a republican…

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Jan 22, 2010
3:27 pm

#200 WrathOfFoamy :

I am really not trying to insult here, so gimme a chance:

I have come up with a new theory opposing the current, she’s crazy theory…

What if the child like paintings, over the top religious beliefs, and atrocious spelling are all due to the artist being mildly… special…
Think about it, all that paired with her obvious good vs evil theme using “pugicorns” and “hell cats” as representations of this concept…
Just throwing it out there. Thumbs down away…

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Jan 22, 2010
3:30 pm

#201 WrathOfFoamy :

And before someone points it out, it is possible for people of reduced mental capacity to graduate high school. There are basic classes, and schools with lower standards…

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Jan 22, 2010
3:38 pm

#202 Texchanchan :

#111 CoyPowers :
Also, this stuff goes from funny to seriously spooky if you look at it too long.

Unfortunately, yeah, she’s genuinely twisted. She’s also this close to making actual threats against prominent people.

As for the “hell cats,” as an ex-Baptist, lifelong church member, and Texan, I never heard of them before – except for these, of course: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/19/F6F-3_over_California_1943.jpg

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Jan 22, 2010
3:39 pm

#203 bumKittens :

*facepalm*

this is why I gotta move out of Texas…

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Jan 22, 2010
3:42 pm

#204 crazyjerseygirl :

Wow, I’m a republican and this stuff insults even me!
Particulary bothersome are the various political figures posing as saints…and Our Lady of Guadalupe (sp)???? Is this…”artist”…Catholic?
We put up with enough crap, we don’t need this as well!

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Jan 22, 2010
3:45 pm

#205 bumKittens :

Holy shit (literally): it sold.

I wonder what “godless heathen” bought it?

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Jan 22, 2010
3:52 pm

#206 WrathOfFoamy :

If I could have afforded the $12 I would have bought it, taken a big corny shit on it, and mailed it back. Unfortunatley, Etsy hasn’t been so good to me. Perhaps I need to somehow start making my work offensive…
Hmmm… I could origami up some cats and call ‘em “hell cats”…. no? Yeah, never mind…

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Jan 22, 2010
3:57 pm

#207 whimsiclefuckery :

Ha! I knew these pictures reminded me of something:

http://i923.photobucket.com/albums/ad74/whimsiclefuckery/CastilleSoap.jpg

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Jan 22, 2010
4:13 pm

#208 StinkBait :

Why is this Heidi person and what is she doing to make a person strain all the glitter out of their stripper makeup and paint this thing?

Seriously I’m a dude. Who is this Heidi chick?

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Jan 22, 2010
4:25 pm

#209 IscreamUscream :

“I would love for her to judge me and then hire her to do a custom “hate” portrait of me…”
I would order one in a heartbeat!

And please “supersize” the damnation.

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Jan 22, 2010
4:26 pm

#210 starkeyfeather :

I really wish there was an iPhone app for this artist…
Can you imagine taking your favorite celebrity and sticking them into the Crazy Christian Lady Art Generator? That would be sooo satisfying. Even better, I wanna stick myself into one of her paintings.
To be surrounded by glitter, hellcats and pugicorns…Sounds like heaven–not hell–to me!

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Jan 22, 2010
4:41 pm

#211 kipper :

But read post #148! Look at the screencaps mentioned, the Tammie blog is connected to an artist of another name, who doesn’t appear to be a religious zealot.

I really think this is a hoax, not a real person (I’m not trolling!) I just think there’s evidence that Tammie Rae is a character or an experiment by an artist.

Click on the screen caps here:
http://tammiraejenson.blogspot.com/2009_02_01_archive.html

Look at the name on the gmail acct. Look at the blog under that name.

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Jan 22, 2010
4:45 pm

#212 whyohwhy :

Damn! I would have bought it… she’s needs to list her other creations.

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Jan 22, 2010
4:48 pm

#213 CreepyLittleGirl :

OK, I didn’t make it through all the comments, but I need to know who bought it. And what happened to her policy of not selling it to anyone who thinks it’s funny?

Also, am I the only one who sees the irony in the fact that Heidi Montag is also a born again nutbag who thinks people who make fun of her are going to hell?

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Jan 22, 2010
4:52 pm

#214 Vile & Evil Debbie Downer :

Heidi Who?

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Jan 22, 2010
4:54 pm

#215 ravencrowneversmile :

She needs to list more of these paintings pronto!!!1

Fuck! FUCK! Those of you who haven’t done so….take the time to check her flickr.

My fave is the Madonna painting “She cannot save herself with yoga or african babies.”

I love this fucked up shit. It’s absolutly facemelting.

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Jan 22, 2010
4:57 pm

#216 schadenfreude :

You know, I’m not buying it. It’s just too, too perfect a caricature of craziness. And I’m always a bit skeptical of “outsider artists” who have etsy stores, blogs, flickr accounts, and characterize what they do as outsider art (I’m of the opinion that if you understand enough about the genre to label it, you aren’t one). And all the emphasis on working at Chili’s in her bio blog. Just a bit too spot-on.

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Jan 22, 2010
4:57 pm

#217 rocza :

Of course hell is glittery. Haven’t you all read Twilight?

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Jan 22, 2010
5:02 pm

#218 Sandra D :

If she freaks at people wearing crosses drinking alcohol in her Chilli’s bar, can I PLEASE PLEASE go in there and behave myself in my pentacle necklaces?

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Jan 22, 2010
5:03 pm

#219 kipper :

@ #216 schadenfreude

Yes! This screams prank. I wrote two comments earlier saying I thought it was a hoax, and they both got deleted.

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Jan 22, 2010
5:03 pm

#220 Feel Free To Customise and Whimsiclise My Vagina :

wow…

i have no idea who heidi montag is (im australian) but…. wow did this seller even go to school??? WTF is going on with education over there? i hope she doesnt breed.

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Jan 22, 2010
5:08 pm

#221 Feel Free To Customise and Whimsiclise My Vagina :

ok and the thing that really gets my goat is how someone always buys this shit because it gets exposed on here, and THEN the seller thinks they are some kind of artist!!

we should not be encouraging these people!!! they need to be stopped!!

i love regretsy, and this is the only bad thing about it- recently some particularly bad crap has been on here, and someone always buys it

No!!!!

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Jan 22, 2010
5:16 pm

#222 Ninna2 :

#190 raven :
“I would love for her to judge me and then hire her to do a custom “hate” portrait of me….”

Me too, but no way am I giving her my address.

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Jan 22, 2010
5:17 pm

#223 CreepyLittleGirl :

#219
I disagree, I love whimsicle fuckery and think we need more of it, but your post made me laugh so hard.

No!!!! Bad Regretsy!!!! Sit!!!!

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Jan 22, 2010
5:21 pm

#224 everydaymama1 :

Well come on! I mean he is a “South Texas Artist with a Highschool Diploma who works at Chilli’s restraunts and paints”. This now makes these works of “art” even more inspiring dont you think? ;P

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Jan 22, 2010
5:22 pm

#225 everydaymama1 :

Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.

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Jan 22, 2010
5:29 pm

#226 jenigirl :

This is best fuckiness I’ve seen on the internet since I discovered those adults who dress up like babies and crap their pants to get their jollies.

Whatever the reason…a joke, a crazy person, a “slow” person, god, jesus, satan, hellcats, pugicorns, Heidi Montag, soylent green…this shit is delightful!

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Jan 22, 2010
5:51 pm

#227 everydaymama1 :

NOTE TO WHOEVER BOUGHT THIS! I hope they read her policies page:

“I do not sell to Godless Heathen who think this a joke! Your eternal Salvation is NOT a joke!”

;P You may find your money refunded heathen buyer! LOL!!

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Jan 22, 2010
5:55 pm

#228 crapgawker :

This shop can’t possibly be real. Please tell me this is all one sad joke created just to get on Regretsy.

I seldom watch network TV or read the tabloids, so I don’t know who Heidi Montag is. I feel bad for her though that someone can wish her to burn in Hell. A TRUE Christian would NOT want anyone to burn in Hell.

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Jan 22, 2010
6:01 pm

#229 IndyJules :

I want to be judged…in glitter!

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Jan 22, 2010
6:25 pm

#230 Helen Killer :

@ #219 No one deleted your comments. Sometimes things get stuck in a queue or disappear. There’s no building 7.

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Jan 22, 2010
6:28 pm

#231 Helen Killer :

@ #221, I have to disagree with you there. None of us have any right to say who can and can’t paint or draw or create. And if someone connects with something enough to want to buy it, I support that 100%.

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Jan 22, 2010
6:34 pm

#232 polaroidart :

Yo, her paintings are gone…

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Jan 22, 2010
6:35 pm

#233 kipper :

Helen, thanks for the clarification on the garbled/lost comments. Clearly Satan doesn’t want me to get the word out about the true identity of the Lord’s hash-slinging warrior, Tammi Rae.

Now, where did I put my tinfoil hat?

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Jan 22, 2010
6:38 pm

#234 polaroidart :

Don’t copy me, ya’ll!

Sincerely,
Stripper Whore.

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Jan 22, 2010
6:46 pm

#235 Helen Killer :

@ #233 Kipper – <3

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Jan 22, 2010
6:49 pm

#236 aen13 :

this seller seems to be lost, and I don’t mean spiritually… she seems to think she is on e-bay

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Jan 22, 2010
6:49 pm

#237 Ladybug :

Well if Werewolves were the new Vampires, then PUGICORNS are definitely up to be the next thing in paranormal teen books and movies!

Long live the Pugicorn! Wonder what shapeshifting or immortal powers they possess?

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Jan 22, 2010
7:22 pm

#238 electrakitty :

An exchange between “the artist” and a guest:
Guest:Hi Tammi –
Even though I don’t like the things you paint, God Bless you for standing your ground. Have a blessed day!
Tammi:It’s okay. I generally don’t like you.
You talk awful big for the owner of my stripper whore painting though.

Don’t choke on candy at folk fest.

God Bless,

Tammi

Wow. Just Wow.

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Jan 22, 2010
7:28 pm

#239 IscreamUscream :

So I see her stuff is gone. Bummer…I somehow miss it now. So call me a hypocrite

Guess if you paint Hellfire in your studio, expect to get a little singed…

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Jan 22, 2010
7:32 pm

#240 VoteAudrey :

Okay, now that I’ve burned my retinas with the various links, I too think FRAUD. I want to buy my glitter art from bona fide nut jobs, not masquerading art school drop outs. Tammi Rae? Tammy Fay? Suspect.

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Jan 22, 2010
7:34 pm

#241 frootloop :

i am SO looking forward to seeing her produce a lady gaga painting!!

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Jan 22, 2010
7:34 pm

#242 NinjaGato :

I enjoyed her ode to Sarah Palin. It’s clear where she lies on the political train tracks. Funny though is that Heidi Montag is a self professed Republican (I’m so sad that I know that)

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Jan 22, 2010
7:36 pm

#243 NinjaGato :

Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.

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Jan 22, 2010
7:36 pm

#244 frootloop :

p.s.: the pugicorn looks like a pug in the middle of a horned vagina….. NICE

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2568/3817749067_4b95d256e8.jpg

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Jan 22, 2010
7:36 pm

#245 NinjaGato :

Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.

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Jan 22, 2010
7:39 pm

#246 NinjaGato :

Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.

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Jan 22, 2010
7:43 pm

#247 NinjaGato :

And furthermore when you have an Ebay auction AND an Etsy shop it’s probably smart to figure out the difference between the two and change Ebay to Etsy when you’re copying and pasting information.

I would also like to know what her fascination with hell cats is.

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Jan 22, 2010
7:44 pm

#248 NinjaGato :

I have NEVER been so proud to live in a Blue state as I am this very second.

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Jan 22, 2010
7:45 pm

#249 frootloop :

i wonder if she realizes its ETSY and not EBAY like she states in her bio…….

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Jan 22, 2010
7:46 pm

#250 frootloop :

damn ninjagato your comment beat mine to the page!!

ack!!!!

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Jan 22, 2010
7:53 pm

#251 starbug :

Yeah, she’s definitely a fake.

Vanessa Tanith VanAlstyne:
“MFA candidate at the University of Houston. The bulk of my work is about identity and how that can change on the internet.”

Hmmm…but the work is hilarious.

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Jan 22, 2010
7:57 pm

#252 polaroidart :

I LOVE that Hellcats in Hell picture.

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Jan 22, 2010
8:08 pm

#253 NinjaGato :

frootloop- We must have posted at the same time…it’s scary (or scarey) to think how in tune with each other Regretsians are.

My guess is that she also has an Ebay site and just copied her info. But I’d love to believe that she’s just that stupid not to know the difference between Etsy and Ebay.
She is a High School graduate after all.

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Jan 22, 2010
8:09 pm

#254 NinjaGato :

I am also going to venture a guess and say that she’s indeed “simple” and not just batshit insane.

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Jan 22, 2010
8:10 pm

#255 steviesegel :

is this the most commented item in Regretsy history?

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Jan 22, 2010
8:10 pm

#256 steviesegel :

“commented ON” —– dammit

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Jan 22, 2010
8:11 pm

#257 steviesegel :

maybe I’ll add another just to bump it to 255

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Jan 22, 2010
8:13 pm

#258 janncri :

She even copied the color of the costume:
http://s78.photobucket.com/albums/j117/Txpoet/Cute%20Dogs/?action=view&current=unicorn_pug.jpg&newest=1

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Jan 22, 2010
8:17 pm

#259 NinjaGato :

I envision this person being the female version of Sling Blade
I like them French fried potaters.

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Jan 22, 2010
8:26 pm

#260 starkeyfeather :

@#240–Lady GaGa already looks like she is in one of Tammi Rae’s paintings…Just sayin’….

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Jan 22, 2010
8:29 pm

#261 oh_hai :

um has anyone dug these up yet?
http://www.georgezupp.com/Tammy1.mp4
http://www.georgezupp.com/Tammy2.mp4

“why are you laughing?! you know i work at chili’s! that’s how you met me!”

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Jan 22, 2010
8:38 pm

#262 nettlej :

You know, I think she fooled me. There is a particularly kind of crazy that she represents, but those gentle souls generally paint on their walls and cars and old tires. They don’t label themselves outsiders and post on etsy. I still would like to see myself surrounded by flames and descriptions of my heathen ways though.

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Jan 22, 2010
8:39 pm

#263 Ivriniel :

What happened to “Judge not, lest ye be judged.”

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Jan 22, 2010
8:46 pm

#264 PrincessPugicorn :

No, really: This lady has inspired me in so many ways since I read the last 260 comments. I have changed my name to Princess Pugicorn. I can only hope that