I just love how the balls are on either side of the strange, vague cock… and the flying lips. I bet I could draw it better, and I have trouble with stick people!
Some people bust their ass making really nice stuff. They take time out of their busy day sacrificing sleep to make art because they like to and make a little cash.
Then…
Some jerk off spends 5 minutes making a bad drawing of a penis and mouth and this douche nozzle will sell it by another douche nozzle retarded enough to buy it.
Inter-office MEMO:
As you know, copier paper has gone missing—enough to impact our daily TPS reports.
Additionally, office recycling has reported much paper with childishly pornographic drawings in the return bin. And, the IT department has noticed a spike of activity on Etsy.com—during office hours.
This is an unacceptable use of office resources. You are now asked to come in Saturdays to finish your TPS reports, until such time this activity has curtailed.
#11 Stinkbait – I misread your post and thought you wrote “…they take time out of their busy day sacrificing SHEEP…”! That brought all sorts of strange new images to mind and I couldn’t wait to read what came next. Oh, well -as usual, I’m best at self-amusement.
could this make it into a Very Regretsy Valentine card pack on CerebralItch.com? When you care enough to send the very best, what better way to say Happy Valentine’s Day than an “Are you going to eat that pickle?” card.
Once again Etsy sellers, just saying that something is copyrighted does NOT make it copyrighted. To copyright something involves filing paperwork and shelling out money.
Vile & Evil Debbie Downer
January 21, 2010 at 4:20 pm
Regretsy Delicatessen, home of Spears and Balls just like your Nana from the old country used to make. Fresh, juicy, gangrenous man-pickles, and hairy meatballs. Mmm, mmm, good!
Obviously the person who drew this is not accustomed to the certain accomodations a person makes when giving pleasing their partner. I mean, only bitches don’t cover their teeth.
and this is a woman talking.
This picture is truly graphic and shows the sadistic side of the artist.
I’d like to know what the artist was trying to convey when they put some of their writing upside down. I find that when you understand the history and thought process behind a piece of art, it makes it that much more special.
Ninjagato you are wrong about copyright. I work with licensing images all day. Something is copyrighted to you upon creation, you do not need to register it to have the copyright.
However if you don’t register the copyright of something, within 3 years for unpublished work, and 90 days for published, and someone infringes on it, than the damages you can collect are minimal. They are limited to the accepted and normal fees that a user would have paid for a normal license of the work
So if you don’t register the copyright of your work, the damages you can collect are so small that you won’t find a lawyer to take your case. If you do register, you can get punitive damages which can be a lot, and you have to give your lawyer a big slice.
And it’s remarkably easy and inexpensive to register copyright. It can now be done online. The US copyright office is actually a good functioning arm of the govt. http://www.copyright.gov/
Ok, but do you have to actually SHOW the people in the copyright office what the “art” is that’s being copyrighted? I mean I would think some guy with a penis/pickle portrait was a crank and call security.
Feel Free To Customise and Whimsiclise My Vagina
January 22, 2010 at 4:47 am
have a look at this persons sales and you see something really suspicious. Multiple sales on the one day on two occasions, and only one other sale yesterday
Once again: I’ve never attempted to sell art because I don’t believe I’m that good at it, and the world doesn’t need me inflicting my mediocrity on it.
However, it appears that I might be wrong, because I may not be that good, but I’m a Hell of a lot better than this.
Hey #12 StinkBait ,Do you realize that while you are lahdy dah dahing around on the interweb bitching about other people making goofy shit and selling it, other people are actually making goofy shit and selling it, seems like YOU are the dumb one.
Don’t hate, participate. Draw a silly penis and jump in, the waters fine.
Oh and if you want to comment back, remember, kind sir, that I am indeed rubber thus making you glue.
I said good day!
January 21, 2010 at 1:35 pm
For a mere $22 you can have this drawing done by a 15 year old boy in study hall!
January 21, 2010 at 1:37 pm
That depends, can I get fries with that?
January 21, 2010 at 1:47 pm
The Regretsy hat sells it….
January 21, 2010 at 1:53 pm
“Artist retains all Copyrights.”….. artist???
January 21, 2010 at 1:54 pm
Awwww, poor Katz’s Deli…
January 21, 2010 at 1:59 pm
My husband was frightened by the teeth. He wailed “Noooo!” and covered his crotch.
I’m assuming it was the teeth… maybe he posed for an artist when he was younger and this is the result, I’m not sure.
January 21, 2010 at 2:01 pm
my mom was sitting beside me when i opened this screen – she asked me if there was something wrong with the person who drew that.
January 21, 2010 at 2:01 pm
I just love how the balls are on either side of the strange, vague cock… and the flying lips. I bet I could draw it better, and I have trouble with stick people!
January 21, 2010 at 2:01 pm
LOL…gives a whole new meaning to that classic Vlassic commercial!
January 21, 2010 at 2:02 pm
I think it’s extra hilarious that this is labeled “mature!”
January 21, 2010 at 2:04 pm
lol, and it’s an “open edition” print, because people will be clamoring for this one.
Kind of looks like something Charles Bukowski would draw.
January 21, 2010 at 2:13 pm
This shit used to be funny.
But now this crap on paper is fucking selling.
Now it just pisses me off.
Some people bust their ass making really nice stuff. They take time out of their busy day sacrificing sleep to make art because they like to and make a little cash.
Then…
Some jerk off spends 5 minutes making a bad drawing of a penis and mouth and this douche nozzle will sell it by another douche nozzle retarded enough to buy it.
People are dumb.
January 21, 2010 at 2:17 pm
Lol at “Archival-Quality Inks”.
The artist has a keen eye for quality! The artist did color inside the lines, for the most part.
January 21, 2010 at 2:23 pm
#8 raz- wonder if that pickle is crunchy like the Vlasic commercial? And if the stork will put the pickle in its mouth?
January 21, 2010 at 2:26 pm
Inter-office MEMO:
As you know, copier paper has gone missing—enough to impact our daily TPS reports.
Additionally, office recycling has reported much paper with childishly pornographic drawings in the return bin. And, the IT department has noticed a spike of activity on Etsy.com—during office hours.
This is an unacceptable use of office resources. You are now asked to come in Saturdays to finish your TPS reports, until such time this activity has curtailed.
Smiles,
Bill…
January 21, 2010 at 2:28 pm
I didn’t realize Napoleon Dynamite had an etsy site.
Can’t wait to see the “can I eat your tots” sketch or his liger.
January 21, 2010 at 2:42 pm
Oh, yeah, baby, I’m gonna eat that pickle … with a fork and a dull, rusty knife.
January 21, 2010 at 2:43 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7RDsK8rZ4I
crappy bootleg version, but this is all i could find…
January 21, 2010 at 2:50 pm
Superbad.
January 21, 2010 at 2:58 pm
#11 Stinkbait – I misread your post and thought you wrote “…they take time out of their busy day sacrificing SHEEP…”! That brought all sorts of strange new images to mind and I couldn’t wait to read what came next. Oh, well -as usual, I’m best at self-amusement.
January 21, 2010 at 3:00 pm
that face about to bite the penis reminds me of barney…
http://www.flickr.com/photos/27900808@N06/4294206726/
January 21, 2010 at 3:01 pm
words fail.
January 21, 2010 at 3:02 pm
what possible STD’s could make your dick green?
January 21, 2010 at 3:03 pm
Haha, this is so fucking bad…there is also
a hairy nipple http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=35307991
January 21, 2010 at 3:04 pm
Oh, how I want to visit the Regretsy Deli! Not eat there, mind you, just visit.
I bet the pickles have pubes on ‘em.
January 21, 2010 at 3:05 pm
That is one diseased looking pickle D:
January 21, 2010 at 3:06 pm
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January 21, 2010 at 3:15 pm
Ya gotta respect this artist’s concerns for legalities if not asthetics. Too many artists just concentrate on their art.
NOTE: ” Artist retains all Copyrights.” Wouldn’t it be awful if someone copied this piece?
NOTE: The artist also uses “Epson Heaveyweight Matte Paper”. Good idea! You want to be able to hand this down to your grandkids.
NOTE: “Archival-Quality Inks. Don’t you just HATE it when the ink runs.
Yep …. this is a professional approach
January 21, 2010 at 3:23 pm
could this make it into a Very Regretsy Valentine card pack on CerebralItch.com? When you care enough to send the very best, what better way to say Happy Valentine’s Day than an “Are you going to eat that pickle?” card.
January 21, 2010 at 3:26 pm
Once again Etsy sellers, just saying that something is copyrighted does NOT make it copyrighted. To copyright something involves filing paperwork and shelling out money.
January 21, 2010 at 3:28 pm
Besides if you’d actually copyrighted that piece of shit they’d laugh your ass out of the patent office.
January 21, 2010 at 3:28 pm
The balls look like they have static – you know – like when you used to rub a balloon on your hair and make it stick up when you were a kid.
January 21, 2010 at 3:34 pm
Depends . . . sweet or dill?
I just grossed myself out.
(FYI, Epson makes some of the worst “high-quality” paper on earth.)
January 21, 2010 at 3:35 pm
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January 21, 2010 at 3:47 pm
Yes, yes, penispickle… but OMG REGRETSY HAT!!!
January 21, 2010 at 3:51 pm
No, my answer for that would be, no. I am not going to eat that pickle. Or, after seeing this, any pickle ever again in my entire life.
January 21, 2010 at 3:56 pm
KNOBLEWORST!!!
January 21, 2010 at 3:59 pm
Reminds me of this scene from The Sweetest Thing
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YxXfwodWChg
January 21, 2010 at 4:18 pm
Brooklyn strikes again. Makes me glad to be on the west coast. I actually think I could draw as well as this “artist” and that says a lot.
January 21, 2010 at 4:20 pm
Regretsy Delicatessen, home of Spears and Balls just like your Nana from the old country used to make. Fresh, juicy, gangrenous man-pickles, and hairy meatballs. Mmm, mmm, good!
January 21, 2010 at 4:22 pm
It’s the Regretsy Deli! Can I get a hot pisstrami on rye?
January 21, 2010 at 4:27 pm
Obviously the person who drew this is not accustomed to the certain accomodations a person makes when giving pleasing their partner. I mean, only bitches don’t cover their teeth.
and this is a woman talking.
This picture is truly graphic and shows the sadistic side of the artist.
January 21, 2010 at 4:31 pm
#41 brute: It looks like a 12 year old virgin drew it.
January 21, 2010 at 4:33 pm
I like to suck a pickle until it turns back into a cucumber …………..
January 21, 2010 at 4:48 pm
Should I worry that I was disappointed that a certain pair of potholders weren’t on hand in the Regretsy Deli?
January 21, 2010 at 5:32 pm
Edward Cullen told me that he wants pickles to be safe.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/36532708@N00/4293729179/?edited=1
January 21, 2010 at 5:34 pm
I’m glad it’s signed. I’d hate to have any question about who the artist is when I take it to be appraised on Antiques Roadshow in 40 years.
January 21, 2010 at 6:02 pm
I’d like to know what the artist was trying to convey when they put some of their writing upside down. I find that when you understand the history and thought process behind a piece of art, it makes it that much more special.
January 21, 2010 at 6:19 pm
Ninjagato you are wrong about copyright. I work with licensing images all day. Something is copyrighted to you upon creation, you do not need to register it to have the copyright.
However if you don’t register the copyright of something, within 3 years for unpublished work, and 90 days for published, and someone infringes on it, than the damages you can collect are minimal. They are limited to the accepted and normal fees that a user would have paid for a normal license of the work
January 21, 2010 at 6:23 pm
So if you don’t register the copyright of your work, the damages you can collect are so small that you won’t find a lawyer to take your case. If you do register, you can get punitive damages which can be a lot, and you have to give your lawyer a big slice.
And it’s remarkably easy and inexpensive to register copyright. It can now be done online. The US copyright office is actually a good functioning arm of the govt. http://www.copyright.gov/
January 21, 2010 at 6:45 pm
Ok, but do you have to actually SHOW the people in the copyright office what the “art” is that’s being copyrighted? I mean I would think some guy with a penis/pickle portrait was a crank and call security.
January 21, 2010 at 6:49 pm
Well color me corrected greenfuzz.
January 21, 2010 at 7:30 pm
Can you Supersize that please?
January 21, 2010 at 8:30 pm
The song Pimp Juice just isn’t the same when it is retitled Pickle Juice, is it?
January 21, 2010 at 9:31 pm
the dick looks like roadkill.
January 21, 2010 at 10:20 pm
I’m trying to be objective here, but I still get the feeling that most of her “work” should be in a doctors file somewhere.
January 21, 2010 at 11:30 pm
#52, you do have to submit a sample of the work, and believe me they have seen far far worse than this picture.
January 21, 2010 at 11:34 pm
And just FYI for people interested in copyright.
http://www.copyright.gov/help/faq/faq-general.html#mywork
January 22, 2010 at 3:34 am
#57 – I don’t know which doctor -you- go visit….
January 22, 2010 at 4:43 am
Is that a penis?
January 22, 2010 at 4:47 am
have a look at this persons sales and you see something really suspicious. Multiple sales on the one day on two occasions, and only one other sale yesterday
Skilling anyone???
They are having fries with that.
January 22, 2010 at 4:48 am
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January 22, 2010 at 4:49 am
hang on, now all their sales are gone. WTF was i just looking at???
January 22, 2010 at 6:28 am
Once again: I’ve never attempted to sell art because I don’t believe I’m that good at it, and the world doesn’t need me inflicting my mediocrity on it.
However, it appears that I might be wrong, because I may not be that good, but I’m a Hell of a lot better than this.
January 22, 2010 at 9:09 am
Dedicated to my first job, workin’ the frier at Burger King:
Hold the pickle,
Hold the man goo.
Hurry home,
Your mom just called you.
You thought that
We’d pay 22
Dollars for that?
Take it away, take it away…
January 22, 2010 at 11:25 am
razberries: I see your Vlassic commercial and raise you a pickle surprise.
January 22, 2010 at 11:32 am
Feel Free To Customise and Whimsiclise My Vagina is it called skilling? where you buy off yourself?
Are you thinking of shilling?
January 22, 2010 at 5:35 pm
“Are you going to eat that pickle?”
I smell a Regretsy t-shirt…
January 22, 2010 at 7:50 pm
i bet the seller is a teacher and simply confiscated this from one of her students lol
January 23, 2010 at 10:07 am
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January 23, 2010 at 11:50 am
of course, how can one critique the art without a look into the artist’s mind: http://www.flickr.com/photos/10838123@N03/4269749223/in/set-72157623074525835/
see, these are all part of an upcoming children’s book: http://www.flickr.com/photos/10838123@N03/sets/72157622565101941/
January 24, 2010 at 9:24 pm
#67 jackie- lmfao…just saw “pickle surpise” now…hahahaha
i was bored and going through old posts while i wait for a new one to come up
January 24, 2010 at 11:27 pm
Yes, I am going to eat that pickle. . . but you won’t like it!