Well, this is unsettling.
Either someone influenced someone else, or there’s a whole world of bear-cuddling-girl porn I never knew about.
Either someone influenced someone else, or there’s a whole world of bear-cuddling-girl porn I never knew about.
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January 20, 2010 at 4:43 pm
She needs to see her Gyn – her vagoo just don’t look right.
January 20, 2010 at 4:49 pm
So let me get this straight. If I put on a lot of extra weight and not shave my back hot naked chicks will nestle between my legs?
I’ll be big papa bear.
January 20, 2010 at 4:53 pm
It might be a hearing problem – artists may be mis-hearing the directions from the pornster: “Remember, it ain’t no good unless she’s more or less bare – the more bare, the better.”
January 20, 2010 at 4:56 pm
DO NOT WANT
January 20, 2010 at 4:57 pm
And in todays news: bestiality continues to run rampant…
Run Pooh-Bear, run!
January 20, 2010 at 5:00 pm
I bet that the one artist added that to her favorites anonymously just so she could copy it.
January 20, 2010 at 5:03 pm
#6 bloodorange – and thought she could do it better.
January 20, 2010 at 5:04 pm
i dunno…where i’m from, “bears” pretty much always go for men…
January 20, 2010 at 5:08 pm
Or perhaps the artist was inspired by an organic display of figurines at a Good Will store.
January 20, 2010 at 5:17 pm
long tradition of bear tribe love lore. V-day is coming up…
January 20, 2010 at 5:18 pm
I used to think my art teacher made us do weird combination of stuff for assignments. A bottle of wine with a white sheet draped behind it. A single flower among a bowl of fruit…
Now I know she was really boring and could have been having us do much weirder and much more disturbing work.
January 20, 2010 at 5:22 pm
To our young readers–if an ominous bear with razor-sharp claws wants to be your buddy–run.
January 20, 2010 at 5:30 pm
I need to see a male version of a bear cuddling a “cub.”
January 20, 2010 at 5:38 pm
whats that odd polka-dot growth on her kitty? some kind of ursine std?
January 20, 2010 at 5:40 pm
Bet you they’ll be more.
January 20, 2010 at 5:41 pm
Similar yes- but there are subtle differences. Although both bears appear apathetic, the girl in the black and white painting is giving the bear a reach around.
January 20, 2010 at 5:43 pm
Regardless of the subject matter an artist ripping off another artists work makes me mad.
January 20, 2010 at 5:44 pm
You know what they say “Once you go bear human men don’t have a prayer.”
January 20, 2010 at 5:48 pm
All this bear pr0n makes me want to get one of these: http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?ref=vl_other_2&listing_id=38140597
January 20, 2010 at 5:49 pm
#17 NinjaGato: Maybe I’m being naive but knowing about things like “furry” I can see there being a girl/bear fantasy thing. But they do look an awful lot alike….
January 20, 2010 at 5:50 pm
Ha #5! I’m picturing this headline being read by the muppets Sam Eagle…..
yeah thats probably the pain killers kicking in….
January 20, 2010 at 5:55 pm
“My teddybear is my protector against bad dreams, he feels a mighty and powerfull grizzly. I don’t tell him that he’s just a tiny stuffed animal…”
Your Bear owns you Bitch, I see it in his eyes.
PS My teddy never made me strip, maybe I need therapy
January 20, 2010 at 5:56 pm
Oops. Retraction. Mittens is getting the reach around and the newbie apathetic black and white bear gets fuck all.
January 20, 2010 at 6:05 pm
shitty if she copied… but god, she has beautiful drawings.
January 20, 2010 at 6:14 pm
I don’t think her vagoo is diseased. I’m pretty sure those are panties. THANK GOD.
January 20, 2010 at 6:16 pm
for those genuinely concerned that there is ripping-off going on, i’m pretty sure these both are just drawing on the same inspiration, specifically the fairy tale ‘snow white and rose red’. at least, that’s what i’ve always assumed about the original. see the story synopsis here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snow-White_and_Rose-Red.
January 20, 2010 at 6:29 pm
#20 sudabaki© – if the pose were any different I’d chalk it up to a coincidence.
Saucerville- If you look at the bigger version of the black and white pic I’m pretty sure that it’s a spotted ball between her legs.
January 20, 2010 at 6:34 pm
#26 NinjaGato: “I’m pretty sure that it’s a spotted ball between her legs.”
At least it’s not spotted dick.
January 20, 2010 at 6:37 pm
i found some websites that have the second drawing, dating oct 2, 2009 as the earliest. maybe no one copied the other?
January 20, 2010 at 6:39 pm
So, apparently this is depicting “real dolls” for bears. I’d like to know if there’s “real bears” for dolls….
January 20, 2010 at 6:42 pm
it seems that every bear is linked to porn in some way….
http://www.flickr.com/photos/27900808@N06/4291459315/
January 20, 2010 at 7:00 pm
where’s the rest of his left foot?
January 20, 2010 at 7:01 pm
Ok #13 ourephemera, here’s the bear cuddling a mancub for ya:
http://twitpic.com/z0fg6
January 20, 2010 at 8:24 pm
The lady WITH hands could really use a sammich.
January 20, 2010 at 8:35 pm
#13: I’ll see what I can do.
January 20, 2010 at 8:41 pm
#33 Hilarious!
January 20, 2010 at 8:48 pm
Vile Debbie #33 …. your link should be added to the “bear cuddling” gallery …. what a paste up! Cracking up here …
January 20, 2010 at 9:42 pm
ten points for gryffindor.
January 20, 2010 at 9:48 pm
@#27 NG: I thought her vag was inflamed, like a baboon in heat.
January 20, 2010 at 10:47 pm
Vile and Evil Debbie Downer: Thank you for making me guffaw! That was awesomesauce!
January 20, 2010 at 11:01 pm
#39 snarkeygirl – I think there needs to be a site just for these pics.
‘Naked Celebrities in a Bear’s Embrace’.
It could be called Regretsysauce, which – like worcestershire, cheap soy, and man-sauce – makes one gag a little and burp up the taste for hours.
January 21, 2010 at 1:04 am
I’m not positive, but I may have started this trend.
This has been my Facebook profile pic for almost a year. http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/profile6/61/69/n790743870_4560.jpg
From there I could probably trace bear porn back in Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon (if only I had the Photoshop skillz)
Somebody help me out, here.
January 21, 2010 at 3:16 am
this artist has some beautifully work. (despite this slightly unsettling specimen)
January 21, 2010 at 5:19 am
I remember purchasing bear/nude woman art in the 1980s (don’t ask), so this is nothing new at all. and #19 Kelly, I *so* want that bear bean bag (and the knit log pillows are incredible – but I think my husband would toss them in the woodburning stove by “accident” if I got those)
January 21, 2010 at 6:03 am
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January 21, 2010 at 6:21 am
Thanks goodness someone else noticed it was a spotty ball between her legs. Obviously its placement there was to make this disturbing piece of work more whimsicle.
January 21, 2010 at 6:24 am
oh, but I do agree- this artist has real talent and her work, even if not for everyone, is beautiful.
January 21, 2010 at 6:43 am
#44 smemilyanne
it’s a triangle drawn over her eye. a few of her drawings have shapes over the eyes.
January 21, 2010 at 8:53 am
The second artist obviously draws very well–especially hair. She does hands too. Obviously these two pieces are linked, and I’ll guess the flow of ideas was from the better to lesser–rendering the artist’s drama surrounding “Mittens” all the more absurd.
January 21, 2010 at 10:43 am
Ok, did anyone notice this Vancouver Olympics product? Seeing how “Mittens” hails from Canada, it’s perfect product-placement.
http://www.vancouver2010.com/more-2010-information/about-vanoc/own-the-podium/red-mittens/
large image, suitable for PS
http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4056/4293681244_bbaa472552_o.jpg
January 21, 2010 at 12:05 pm
Nonononono, IscreamUscream my kids have those mittens, don’t do that to my poor mind lol!
January 21, 2010 at 2:05 pm
Seems that you are onto something Helen – there IS such a thing as bear-woman erotica…in Russia
http://www.englishrussia.com/images/russian_art/russian_erotic_art/fomin/russian_graphics2.jpg
January 22, 2010 at 1:41 pm
I just can’t bear it no more.
January 23, 2010 at 8:54 pm
I swear to whomever-years ago, I read a really bad novel in which a young lady, escaping the city, stays in a borrowed cottage in the woods and develops a relationship-including relations!-with the bear that steals food from her garden every morning..it was hilarious, pretty badly written and quite dirty!Tons of bear on girl action..or vice-versa.. Can’t remember the title, or author-imagine that-but it’s out there, if you want it..
January 25, 2010 at 3:36 pm
okay seriously a woman showed me a book sometime around 1985 where the story was about a woman and a bear1 No idea what it was called and I certainly did not read it!
Next I wasn’t sure where to post this link so if this the wrong place please let me know.
I just thought that poor one eared elephant looked loney…
http://www.flickr.com/photos/15639141@N02/4304398809/
January 27, 2010 at 12:11 pm
I had to look really closely to discover they were mittens…I thought the bear had gnawed the skin off her right hand and it was lying in a heap in front of her.
January 4, 2012 at 8:54 pm
So, apparently this is depicting “real dolls” for bears. I’d like to know if there’s “real bears” for dolls….
January 27, 2010 at 3:30 pm
There really /is/ a world of “a whole word of bear-cuddling-girl porn I never knew about.” If you’re really interested, just look up “pedobear” on Google or someplace… fortunately the links are cleaner than you’d expect but I can’t decide which one is best to describe the situation. The chances are the artists are from 4can are pretty high. Just be thankful those girls look [borderline] legal.
April 15, 2010 at 11:45 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sv4LofVTWlQ&feature=related
It made me think of this… those wacky Russians and their lust for bears.
July 14, 2010 at 10:03 am
worLd
Thank you – HK
January 3, 2012 at 9:38 am
What’s with the ball between the girl on the rights legs. Were they playing soccer beforehand or something?