I had no idea these were supposed to be potholders. I thought they were doll shorts circa the first season of Saved By the Bell. And if you’re going to go for male anatomically correctness, try Googling what a healthy penis looks like. I sure it will be vastly different from the zombie, diseased wet cigar thing you have there.
I hope whomever is stupid enough to buy this trash actually puts their hot cookpot (most likely an upcycled Swanson pot pie tin) onto it, and forever has a melted snatch on the bottom of their pan.
What I don’t understand is what goes on in this person’s kitchen that they need to have HIS and HERS Potholders? Are they afraid of mixing up their bodily fluids in the ravioli?
ookkaayyy…my sister got a potholder set like this as a wedding shower gag gift. apparently the ladies in her husband’s family pass this thing around to the next bride…blah blah…gross
Okay, maybe there’s something that I’m missing (like perhaps the men I have known were too hygienic or something) but why is the end of the penis brown?
That strikes me as some sort of condition or venereal disease, that perhaps I don’t want from a potholder touching containers that hold my food.
That’s supposed to be a cock? Even if she doesn’t have access to the equipment, she could at least do a Google image search. (Also, she might want to tend to that bush, lookin’ a little shaggy.)
Although I’ve never seen one quite like it, I’ll accept that the coloring on this penis could exist in the real world. But under no circumstances should a penis operate horizontally like a pocket door. It’s simply mechanically unsound.
is anyone else as disturbed as I am about the range of listings here? she’s got the crotch holders, a dick warmer….and then baby blankets??? somethings is very wrong here…
And….it sold.
This isn’t a new idea, so why is it executed so badly? I actually looked at the aprons and had to stop a moment to figure out what the “joke” is. It would just be easier to not wear any pants while cooking then be surpried with…this. And why is the tip of the penis brown while the rest of it is white?
And the peter hearter from #20—I don’t get where the poem is in the seller’s description…
@#20- That Peter Heater: “IT SHOULD BE REMOVED WHEN HAVING A PARTY OR YOU MAY FIND YOURSELF A FATHER OF A RAG DOLL.” Somebody call the funny farm…
I feel violated.
January 20, 2010 at 10:42 am
I have enough surprises in my life…
January 20, 2010 at 10:42 am
Besides, isn’t a clean shave in vogue?
January 20, 2010 at 10:45 am
I think they mean “Hitler’s & Hers.”
January 20, 2010 at 10:46 am
Dunno…the last thing I want my dick touching is a red-hot casserole.
January 20, 2010 at 10:47 am
wow! what a bargain! Only $9. That’s like, what… $3-$4 an hour for labor or something… look at the detail! Seriously.
January 20, 2010 at 10:48 am
These seem dangerous to me. If you have a gas stove the likelihood of that snatch and dick catching fire is pretty high.
January 20, 2010 at 10:48 am
Helen, your comments crack me up, every time. It does look like Hitler smoking.
January 20, 2010 at 10:51 am
That’s totally hot. Foreplay costumes anyone? … on our… pots.
January 20, 2010 at 10:51 am
Call me crazy but I don’t want a hairy pot holder or a faux penis near my food. Or a real one for that matter.
January 20, 2010 at 10:53 am
I had no idea these were supposed to be potholders. I thought they were doll shorts circa the first season of Saved By the Bell. And if you’re going to go for male anatomically correctness, try Googling what a healthy penis looks like. I sure it will be vastly different from the zombie, diseased wet cigar thing you have there.
January 20, 2010 at 10:53 am
I wonder if they purchased the dread for their next project
January 20, 2010 at 10:53 am
Hot Snatch and Smokin’ Pecker! Perfect to bring your ‘hot dish’ (wink,wink, nudge, nudge) to the church potluck.
January 20, 2010 at 10:54 am
lol @ the hitler smoking HK- b/c I thought at first glance, Pot holder meant that supposed-to-be penis was a joint!
January 20, 2010 at 10:54 am
They don’t know about the new golden rule- ” It is never a good idea to stick a dick in anything you are selling.”
January 20, 2010 at 10:55 am
And nothing says good homecooking like flowing locks of brown pubes near my food.
January 20, 2010 at 10:56 am
Ooooh These will go perfectly with my new diaper covers!
January 20, 2010 at 10:57 am
In all my year’s of playing checkers I have never seen a playing piece look like that.
January 20, 2010 at 10:57 am
I see Hitler too, but no Pol-Pot holder?
January 20, 2010 at 10:58 am
I hope whomever is stupid enough to buy this trash actually puts their hot cookpot (most likely an upcycled Swanson pot pie tin) onto it, and forever has a melted snatch on the bottom of their pan.
January 20, 2010 at 11:01 am
Look at this other item listed by the same person!!
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=38666456
Are you serious?!
January 20, 2010 at 11:02 am
What I don’t understand is what goes on in this person’s kitchen that they need to have HIS and HERS Potholders? Are they afraid of mixing up their bodily fluids in the ravioli?
January 20, 2010 at 11:02 am
“Filed in Kitchen, Penises, Vaginas”
‘One of these things is not like the others,
One of these things just doesn’t belong…’
January 20, 2010 at 11:02 am
ookkaayyy…my sister got a potholder set like this as a wedding shower gag gift. apparently the ladies in her husband’s family pass this thing around to the next bride…blah blah…gross
January 20, 2010 at 11:03 am
I think a certain someone may have found an awesome use for the dreadlock locks she made herself as they grew out of her head…..
January 20, 2010 at 11:04 am
#18 HelenaHandbasket – you have taken my idea of a hot pussy to a-whole-nother level
January 20, 2010 at 11:04 am
Okay, maybe there’s something that I’m missing (like perhaps the men I have known were too hygienic or something) but why is the end of the penis brown?
That strikes me as some sort of condition or venereal disease, that perhaps I don’t want from a potholder touching containers that hold my food.
Just a thought…
January 20, 2010 at 11:06 am
#15 lyontamer
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=29495548
Perhaps you could talk her into making this in Adult Size just for him??????????????
January 20, 2010 at 11:06 am
That’s supposed to be a cock? Even if she doesn’t have access to the equipment, she could at least do a Google image search. (Also, she might want to tend to that bush, lookin’ a little shaggy.)
January 20, 2010 at 11:06 am
This person needs some anatomy lessons. That doesn’t look like any penis I’ve ever seen.
January 20, 2010 at 11:11 am
Reminds me of Big Bird with a goatee flashin’ his little bird.
What’s with all of the 80′s fabrics? Please, please tell me these aren’t coming back…
January 20, 2010 at 11:11 am
http://www.flickr.com/photos/27900808@N06/4291285430/
kinda reminds me of The Hoocowuffleredallion©
January 20, 2010 at 11:12 am
I think it would make a great Pot holder – no one would ever find your stash – because no one would ever touch it ewwwwww
January 20, 2010 at 11:15 am
The seller’s ID is melliescraps. I’m guessing that’s condensed from “Mellie’s Craps” so I give her props for truth in advertising.
January 20, 2010 at 11:20 am
Not only will the bush catch fire but guaranteed there’s nothing heatproof within that would prevent the flesh from melting off your hands.
January 20, 2010 at 11:27 am
Whose cock is this modeled after? Does this woman know what a dick looks like?
January 20, 2010 at 11:28 am
i swear…
http://i45.tinypic.com/11hxlrc.jpg
January 20, 2010 at 11:29 am
If I had these fine items I wqould never use them. I’d hate for them to be dirty.
January 20, 2010 at 11:31 am
I wonder how you pronounce the shop name, melliescraps?
mellie scraps
or
mellies craps
Sorry, that looks like a cigarette!
January 20, 2010 at 11:36 am
For your Crotch Pot
January 20, 2010 at 11:37 am
#13 Recovering Crack Baby:
“They don’t know about the new golden rule- ” It is never a good idea to stick a dick in anything you are selling.”
I’m going to learn to embroider just so I can make throw pillows and wall hangings that say this.
January 20, 2010 at 11:39 am
#36- Putting that on my to buy list
January 20, 2010 at 11:43 am
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January 20, 2010 at 11:46 am
@12 That’s it, from now on spliff is my new favorite euphemism.
January 20, 2010 at 11:47 am
#38 StinkBait : You really have a thing about selling your feces. Let us know when you set up shop and what flavors it comes in.
January 20, 2010 at 11:47 am
My mom used to make these. I think it was a trend in the late 80s. When I was 8 they were giggle worthy *shrug*
January 20, 2010 at 11:48 am
Where has that dick been, Mr. Potholder?
January 20, 2010 at 11:48 am
Skully you are dead on. That is one sorry looking penis.
January 20, 2010 at 11:50 am
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January 20, 2010 at 11:51 am
Same theme, better(?) execution: http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=36199641
January 20, 2010 at 11:52 am
takilasunrise, I had to clear my cache last time I changed my avatar in order to see it.
January 20, 2010 at 11:53 am
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January 20, 2010 at 11:54 am
Ahhh, there it is! Thanks!
January 20, 2010 at 11:55 am
#38 yeah I kind of noticed that I have referenced poop a lot lately. I promise to pick another bodily product.
January 20, 2010 at 11:56 am
Yes, the apron is much better executed, but, you’ll have to be careful around the Weber! You could start yourself on fire!
January 20, 2010 at 11:56 am
My 20 year old daughter exclaimed: “I haven’t seen many penises in my young life, but I’m pretty sure there’s something wrong with that one.”
I replied: “Maybe they should go to the free clinic.”
She said, “No ‘maybe’ about it!”
January 20, 2010 at 12:02 pm
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January 20, 2010 at 12:07 pm
My first thought while looking at the ‘penis’ potholder was that it looked like a dirty cigarette.
Any penis that looks like that is not coming anywhere near me. And any potholder that looks like that is not coming anywhere near my kitchen.
January 20, 2010 at 12:09 pm
That’s all well and good until you catch the hair and penis on fire trying to use them….
January 20, 2010 at 12:11 pm
Piece of advice…
Do not put these two near each other in your potholder drawer!!
January 20, 2010 at 12:12 pm
#13 I thought the new golden rule was not to put YOUR dick in it. Maybe I’m wrong. But my first thought was:
New Golden Rule sub-rule A:
If you want people to come to your parties, don’t put a dick in their food.
January 20, 2010 at 12:14 pm
Haven’t seen a real dick up close (married) in a long time, but if memory serves me- I wouldn’t let a cigarette shaped one with a brown end near me.
Cute wedding present for Foodies!
January 20, 2010 at 12:15 pm
Although I’ve never seen one quite like it, I’ll accept that the coloring on this penis could exist in the real world. But under no circumstances should a penis operate horizontally like a pocket door. It’s simply mechanically unsound.
January 20, 2010 at 12:20 pm
#54 saucerville: Only exceptions to the new Golden Rule (aka GoldenRule.2) are porn stars and prostitutes.
January 20, 2010 at 1:07 pm
What kind of weird dick is that?
January 20, 2010 at 1:12 pm
Perfect for the 70′s porn-/casserole-lover in your life!
January 20, 2010 at 1:18 pm
I know this is off topic..but I just had
to share this with ya’ll http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?ref=vl_other_1&listing_id=23994375
January 20, 2010 at 1:19 pm
You have to click on 2nd picture.
January 20, 2010 at 1:24 pm
is anyone else as disturbed as I am about the range of listings here? she’s got the crotch holders, a dick warmer….and then baby blankets??? somethings is very wrong here…
January 20, 2010 at 2:42 pm
My husband says sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.
January 20, 2010 at 4:16 pm
Adolf wants his Marlboro back:
http://i985.photobucket.com/albums/ae338/grinreaper1965/Regretsy/hitlerssmoke.jpg
January 20, 2010 at 4:29 pm
Even semi-accurate penis depiction – you’re doing it wrong.
January 20, 2010 at 4:41 pm
I have to say #20 the Peter Heater is hilarious
January 20, 2010 at 5:15 pm
If it’s gonna be that kind of party, I’m gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes.
January 20, 2010 at 6:23 pm
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=29495548
uuuggghh…the beaver hat-what is the 13 watt device its being modeled on? Is it a vacuum handle or something else?
January 20, 2010 at 6:44 pm
And….it sold.
This isn’t a new idea, so why is it executed so badly? I actually looked at the aprons and had to stop a moment to figure out what the “joke” is. It would just be easier to not wear any pants while cooking then be surpried with…this. And why is the tip of the penis brown while the rest of it is white?
And the peter hearter from #20—I don’t get where the poem is in the seller’s description…
January 20, 2010 at 7:15 pm
Well I don’t know – with the right Regretsy fabric these could be really fabulous……
January 20, 2010 at 7:18 pm
I need to see these in the Brady kitchen.
January 20, 2010 at 10:19 pm
Thanks. That’s the first time in a while my jaw has dropped looking at this site. I think that means I’m getting pretty jaded.
January 21, 2010 at 6:31 am
@#20- That Peter Heater: “IT SHOULD BE REMOVED WHEN HAVING A PARTY OR YOU MAY FIND YOURSELF A FATHER OF A RAG DOLL.” Somebody call the funny farm…
I feel violated.
January 22, 2010 at 6:06 pm
Don’t like the color. Don’t like the print. Don’t like the surprise.
January 28, 2010 at 12:21 pm
Filed Under: Things Martha Stewart probably doesn’t have in the kitchen.