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That’s Hot

Posted by Helen Killer

82 comments

This is so bad I can’t even tag it NSFW. If your boss saw this over your shoulder, he’d just think you were looking at Hitler smoking a Marlboro.

Filed in Kitchen, Penises, Vaginas 82 comments

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Jan 20, 2010
10:42 am

#1 henmen :

I have enough surprises in my life…

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Jan 20, 2010
10:42 am

#2 henmen :

Besides, isn’t a clean shave in vogue?

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Jan 20, 2010
10:45 am

#3 friendlymilk :

I think they mean “Hitler’s & Hers.”

Rate this comment: +70

Jan 20, 2010
10:46 am

#4 IscreamUscream :

Dunno…the last thing I want my dick touching is a red-hot casserole.

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Jan 20, 2010
10:47 am

#5 AndreaN :

wow! what a bargain! Only $9. That’s like, what… $3-$4 an hour for labor or something… look at the detail! Seriously.

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Jan 20, 2010
10:48 am

#6 Jea :

These seem dangerous to me. If you have a gas stove the likelihood of that snatch and dick catching fire is pretty high.

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Jan 20, 2010
10:48 am

#7 tejasmom :

Helen, your comments crack me up, every time. It does look like Hitler smoking.

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Jan 20, 2010
10:51 am

#8 koobysshop :

That’s totally hot. Foreplay costumes anyone? … on our… pots.

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Jan 20, 2010
10:51 am

#9 GoldenAppleofDiscord :

Call me crazy but I don’t want a hairy pot holder or a faux penis near my food. Or a real one for that matter.

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Jan 20, 2010
10:53 am

#10 gotme009 :

I had no idea these were supposed to be potholders. I thought they were doll shorts circa the first season of Saved By the Bell. And if you’re going to go for male anatomically correctness, try Googling what a healthy penis looks like. I sure it will be vastly different from the zombie, diseased wet cigar thing you have there.

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Jan 20, 2010
10:53 am

#11 Pearlbear :

I wonder if they purchased the dread for their next project

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Jan 20, 2010
10:53 am

#12 Vile & Evil Debbie Downer :

Hot Snatch and Smokin’ Pecker! Perfect to bring your ‘hot dish’ (wink,wink, nudge, nudge) to the church potluck.

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Jan 20, 2010
10:54 am

#13 razberries :

lol @ the hitler smoking HK- b/c I thought at first glance, Pot holder meant that supposed-to-be penis was a joint!

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Jan 20, 2010
10:54 am

#14 Recovering Crack Baby :

They don’t know about the new golden rule- ” It is never a good idea to stick a dick in anything you are selling.”

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Jan 20, 2010
10:55 am

#15 gotme009 :

And nothing says good homecooking like flowing locks of brown pubes near my food.

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Jan 20, 2010
10:56 am

#16 lyontamer :

Ooooh These will go perfectly with my new diaper covers!

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Jan 20, 2010
10:57 am

#17 Recovering Crack Baby :

In all my year’s of playing checkers I have never seen a playing piece look like that.

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Jan 20, 2010
10:57 am

#18 IscreamUscream :

I see Hitler too, but no Pol-Pot holder?

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Jan 20, 2010
10:58 am

#19 HelenaHandbasket :

I hope whomever is stupid enough to buy this trash actually puts their hot cookpot (most likely an upcycled Swanson pot pie tin) onto it, and forever has a melted snatch on the bottom of their pan.

Rate this comment: +50

Jan 20, 2010
11:01 am

#20 koobysshop :

Look at this other item listed by the same person!!

http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=38666456

Are you serious?!

Rate this comment: +44

Jan 20, 2010
11:02 am

#21 illonia :

What I don’t understand is what goes on in this person’s kitchen that they need to have HIS and HERS Potholders? Are they afraid of mixing up their bodily fluids in the ravioli?

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Jan 20, 2010
11:02 am

#22 bootsychoo :

“Filed in Kitchen, Penises, Vaginas”

‘One of these things is not like the others,
One of these things just doesn’t belong…’

Rate this comment: +59

Jan 20, 2010
11:02 am

#23 pum :

ookkaayyy…my sister got a potholder set like this as a wedding shower gag gift. apparently the ladies in her husband’s family pass this thing around to the next bride…blah blah…gross

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Jan 20, 2010
11:03 am

#24 kennyb :

I think a certain someone may have found an awesome use for the dreadlock locks she made herself as they grew out of her head…..

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Jan 20, 2010
11:04 am

#25 Recovering Crack Baby :

#18 HelenaHandbasket – you have taken my idea of a hot pussy to a-whole-nother level

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Jan 20, 2010
11:04 am

#26 envy :

Okay, maybe there’s something that I’m missing (like perhaps the men I have known were too hygienic or something) but why is the end of the penis brown?

That strikes me as some sort of condition or venereal disease, that perhaps I don’t want from a potholder touching containers that hold my food.

Just a thought…

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Jan 20, 2010
11:06 am

#27 Recovering Crack Baby :

#15 lyontamer
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=29495548

Perhaps you could talk her into making this in Adult Size just for him??????????????

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Jan 20, 2010
11:06 am

#28 Skully :

That’s supposed to be a cock? Even if she doesn’t have access to the equipment, she could at least do a Google image search. (Also, she might want to tend to that bush, lookin’ a little shaggy.)

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Jan 20, 2010
11:06 am

#29 Dix :

This person needs some anatomy lessons. That doesn’t look like any penis I’ve ever seen.

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Jan 20, 2010
11:11 am

#30 Wilma Fingerdoo :

Reminds me of Big Bird with a goatee flashin’ his little bird.

What’s with all of the 80’s fabrics? Please, please tell me these aren’t coming back…

Rate this comment: +11

Jan 20, 2010
11:11 am

#31 razberries :

http://www.flickr.com/photos/27900808@N06/4291285430/

kinda reminds me of The Hoocowuffleredallion©

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Jan 20, 2010
11:12 am

#32 Stretch65 :

I think it would make a great Pot holder – no one would ever find your stash – because no one would ever touch it ewwwwww

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Jan 20, 2010
11:15 am

#33 methuselah :

The seller’s ID is melliescraps. I’m guessing that’s condensed from “Mellie’s Craps” so I give her props for truth in advertising.

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Jan 20, 2010
11:20 am

#34 Moons in Leo :

Not only will the bush catch fire but guaranteed there’s nothing heatproof within that would prevent the flesh from melting off your hands.

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Jan 20, 2010
11:27 am

#35 StinkBait :

Whose cock is this modeled after? Does this woman know what a dick looks like?

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Jan 20, 2010
11:28 am

#36 pum :

i swear…
http://i45.tinypic.com/11hxlrc.jpg

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Jan 20, 2010
11:29 am

#37 Recovering Crack Baby :

If I had these fine items I wqould never use them. I’d hate for them to be dirty.

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Jan 20, 2010
11:31 am

#38 takilasunrise :

I wonder how you pronounce the shop name, melliescraps?

mellie scraps
or
mellies craps

Sorry, that looks like a cigarette!

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Jan 20, 2010
11:36 am

#39 Kimmer-G :

For your Crotch Pot

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Jan 20, 2010
11:37 am

#40 sudabaki© :

#13 Recovering Crack Baby:
“They don’t know about the new golden rule- ” It is never a good idea to stick a dick in anything you are selling.”

I’m going to learn to embroider just so I can make throw pillows and wall hangings that say this.

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Jan 20, 2010
11:39 am

#41 Recovering Crack Baby :

#36- Putting that on my to buy list

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Jan 20, 2010
11:43 am

#42 StinkBait :

Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.

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Jan 20, 2010
11:46 am

#43 whimsicalisthenics :

@12 That’s it, from now on spliff is my new favorite euphemism.

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Jan 20, 2010
11:47 am

#44 Recovering Crack Baby :

#38 StinkBait : You really have a thing about selling your feces. Let us know when you set up shop and what flavors it comes in.

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Jan 20, 2010
11:47 am

#45 libertyangel :

My mom used to make these. I think it was a trend in the late 80s. When I was 8 they were giggle worthy *shrug*

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Jan 20, 2010
11:48 am

#46 The Mayor of Bethville :

Where has that dick been, Mr. Potholder?

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Jan 20, 2010
11:48 am

#47 starrydreams :

Skully you are dead on. That is one sorry looking penis.

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Jan 20, 2010
11:50 am

#48 takilasunrise :

Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.

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Jan 20, 2010
11:51 am

#49 whitmansspider :

Same theme, better(?) execution: http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=36199641

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Jan 20, 2010
11:52 am

#50 sudabaki© :

takilasunrise, I had to clear my cache last time I changed my avatar in order to see it.

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Jan 20, 2010
11:53 am

#51 whitmansspider :

Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.

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Jan 20, 2010
11:54 am

#52 takilasunrise :

Ahhh, there it is! Thanks!

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Jan 20, 2010
11:55 am

#53 StinkBait :

#38 yeah I kind of noticed that I have referenced poop a lot lately. I promise to pick another bodily product.

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Jan 20, 2010
11:56 am

#54 takilasunrise :

Yes, the apron is much better executed, but, you’ll have to be careful around the Weber! You could start yourself on fire!

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Jan 20, 2010
11:56 am

#55 Patty has been abuducted by an alien :

My 20 year old daughter exclaimed: “I haven’t seen many penises in my young life, but I’m pretty sure there’s something wrong with that one.”

I replied: “Maybe they should go to the free clinic.”

She said, “No ‘maybe’ about it!”

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Jan 20, 2010
12:02 pm

#56 Recovering Crack Baby :

Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.

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Jan 20, 2010
12:06 pm

#57 takilasunrise :

Mine worked once I cleared it……I see something there for you now……..????

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Jan 20, 2010
12:07 pm

#58 ThisJustMakesMeSad :

My first thought while looking at the ‘penis’ potholder was that it looked like a dirty cigarette.

Any penis that looks like that is not coming anywhere near me. And any potholder that looks like that is not coming anywhere near my kitchen.

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Jan 20, 2010
12:09 pm

#59 leftfoot :

That’s all well and good until you catch the hair and penis on fire trying to use them….

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Jan 20, 2010
12:11 pm

#60 jenigirl :

Piece of advice…

Do not put these two near each other in your potholder drawer!!

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Jan 20, 2010
12:12 pm

#61 saucerville :

#13 I thought the new golden rule was not to put YOUR dick in it. Maybe I’m wrong. But my first thought was:

New Golden Rule sub-rule A:

If you want people to come to your parties, don’t put a dick in their food.

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Jan 20, 2010
12:14 pm

#62 BettyMachete :

Haven’t seen a real dick up close (married) in a long time, but if memory serves me- I wouldn’t let a cigarette shaped one with a brown end near me.

Cute wedding present for Foodies!

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Jan 20, 2010
12:15 pm

#63 iamastrangeboy :

Although I’ve never seen one quite like it, I’ll accept that the coloring on this penis could exist in the real world. But under no circumstances should a penis operate horizontally like a pocket door. It’s simply mechanically unsound.

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Jan 20, 2010
12:20 pm

#54 saucerville: Only exceptions to the new Golden Rule (aka GoldenRule.2) are porn stars and prostitutes.

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Jan 20, 2010
1:07 pm

#65 raven :

What kind of weird dick is that?

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Jan 20, 2010
1:12 pm

#66 joan of snark :

Perfect for the 70’s porn-/casserole-lover in your life!

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Jan 20, 2010
1:18 pm

#67 polaroidart :

I know this is off topic..but I just had
to share this with ya’ll http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?ref=vl_other_1&listing_id=23994375

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Jan 20, 2010
1:19 pm

#68 polaroidart :

You have to click on 2nd picture.

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Jan 20, 2010
1:24 pm

#69 monkeysnacks :

is anyone else as disturbed as I am about the range of listings here? she’s got the crotch holders, a dick warmer….and then baby blankets??? somethings is very wrong here…

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Jan 20, 2010
2:42 pm

#70 easup :

My husband says sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.

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Jan 20, 2010
4:16 pm

#71 Skully :

Adolf wants his Marlboro back:

http://i985.photobucket.com/albums/ae338/grinreaper1965/Regretsy/hitlerssmoke.jpg

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Jan 20, 2010
4:29 pm

#72 spankerella :

Even semi-accurate penis depiction – you’re doing it wrong.

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Jan 20, 2010
4:41 pm

#73 greenfuzz :

I have to say #20 the Peter Heater is hilarious

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Jan 20, 2010
5:15 pm

#74 Minx :

If it’s gonna be that kind of party, I’m gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes.

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Jan 20, 2010
6:23 pm

#75 Rowan :

http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=29495548

uuuggghh…the beaver hat-what is the 13 watt device its being modeled on? Is it a vacuum handle or something else?

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Jan 20, 2010
6:44 pm

#76 kitty :

And….it sold.
This isn’t a new idea, so why is it executed so badly? I actually looked at the aprons and had to stop a moment to figure out what the “joke” is. It would just be easier to not wear any pants while cooking then be surpried with…this. And why is the tip of the penis brown while the rest of it is white?

And the peter hearter from #20—I don’t get where the poem is in the seller’s description…

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Jan 20, 2010
7:15 pm

#77 crapgawker :

Well I don’t know – with the right Regretsy fabric these could be really fabulous……

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Jan 20, 2010
7:18 pm

#78 Sharon Dixon-Parks :

I need to see these in the Brady kitchen.

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Jan 20, 2010
10:19 pm

#79 Jenni :

Thanks. That’s the first time in a while my jaw has dropped looking at this site. I think that means I’m getting pretty jaded.

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Jan 21, 2010
6:31 am

#80 buffoon :

@#20- That Peter Heater: “IT SHOULD BE REMOVED WHEN HAVING A PARTY OR YOU MAY FIND YOURSELF A FATHER OF A RAG DOLL.” Somebody call the funny farm…
I feel violated.

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Jan 22, 2010
6:06 pm

#81 MaryBeth :

Don’t like the color. Don’t like the print. Don’t like the surprise.

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Jan 28, 2010
12:21 pm

#82 tchappuis :

Filed Under: Things Martha Stewart probably doesn’t have in the kitchen.

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