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This is so bad I can’t even tag it NSFW. If your boss saw this over your shoulder, he’d just think you were looking at Hitler smoking a Marlboro.
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http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=38666456
Are you serious?!
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‘One of these things is not like the others,
One of these things just doesn’t belong…’
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That strikes me as some sort of condition or venereal disease, that perhaps I don’t want from a potholder touching containers that hold my food.
Just a thought…
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11:06 am
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=29495548
Perhaps you could talk her into making this in Adult Size just for him??????????????
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11:11 am
What’s with all of the 80’s fabrics? Please, please tell me these aren’t coming back…
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11:11 am
kinda reminds me of The Hoocowuffleredallion©
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i swear…
http://i45.tinypic.com/11hxlrc.jpg
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11:31 am
mellie scraps
or
mellies craps
Sorry, that looks like a cigarette!
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11:37 am
“They don’t know about the new golden rule- ” It is never a good idea to stick a dick in anything you are selling.”
I’m going to learn to embroider just so I can make throw pillows and wall hangings that say this.
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11:39 am
#36- Putting that on my to buy list
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@12 That’s it, from now on spliff is my new favorite euphemism.
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My mom used to make these. I think it was a trend in the late 80s. When I was 8 they were giggle worthy *shrug*
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I replied: “Maybe they should go to the free clinic.”
She said, “No ‘maybe’ about it!”
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12:07 pm
Any penis that looks like that is not coming anywhere near me. And any potholder that looks like that is not coming anywhere near my kitchen.
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12:11 pm
Do not put these two near each other in your potholder drawer!!
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12:12 pm
New Golden Rule sub-rule A:
If you want people to come to your parties, don’t put a dick in their food.
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12:14 pm
Cute wedding present for Foodies!
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12:20 pm
#54 saucerville: Only exceptions to the new Golden Rule (aka GoldenRule.2) are porn stars and prostitutes.
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to share this with ya’ll http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?ref=vl_other_1&listing_id=23994375
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http://i985.photobucket.com/albums/ae338/grinreaper1965/Regretsy/hitlerssmoke.jpg
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4:29 pm
Even semi-accurate penis depiction – you’re doing it wrong.
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6:23 pm
uuuggghh…the beaver hat-what is the 13 watt device its being modeled on? Is it a vacuum handle or something else?
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6:44 pm
And….it sold.
This isn’t a new idea, so why is it executed so badly? I actually looked at the aprons and had to stop a moment to figure out what the “joke” is. It would just be easier to not wear any pants while cooking then be surpried with…this. And why is the tip of the penis brown while the rest of it is white?
And the peter hearter from #20—I don’t get where the poem is in the seller’s description…
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10:19 pm
Thanks. That’s the first time in a while my jaw has dropped looking at this site. I think that means I’m getting pretty jaded.
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6:31 am
I feel violated.
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6:06 pm
Don’t like the color. Don’t like the print. Don’t like the surprise.
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12:21 pm
Filed Under: Things Martha Stewart probably doesn’t have in the kitchen.
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