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Let’s just cut to the chase

- Submitted by Jen L.

Because I know exactly how this will play out, I’m just going to go ahead and post your email now so we can save time:

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122 comments on Let’s just cut to the chase

  1. reqbat
    January 19, 2010 at 1:35 pm

    NO NO NO NO. NO.

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  2. bondgurl
    January 19, 2010 at 1:35 pm

    Goodness Gracious! Because there’s nothing I want more than a gift made with somebody’s unwashed, uncombed, old hair.

    Maybe I’ll use it to make a voodoo doll of the seller and stab her in the eyes with pins carved of “human ivory”.

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  3. reqbat
    January 19, 2010 at 1:35 pm

    in conclusion, NO.

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  4. starrydreams
    January 19, 2010 at 1:36 pm

    “You could make art with it, give it as a gift (imagine receiving such a thing in the mail)”……

    Receiving this in the mail??? It looks like something my cats puked up…

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  5. Calophi
    January 19, 2010 at 1:37 pm

    Ewwww. I don’t even want to keep locks of my own hair. Why would I want a hunk of matted-together hair?

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  6. starrydreams
    January 19, 2010 at 1:37 pm

    Someone please photoshop the cat puking this up!!!!!

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  7. flare
    January 19, 2010 at 1:37 pm

    yes… IMAGINE receiving such a thing in the mail. I’d probably have the bomb squad over and wonder who hates me so much at use biological warfare on me!! That would probably qualify as a federal offense to mail that lock.

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  8. DucksNew
    January 19, 2010 at 1:37 pm

    http://www.regretsy.com/2009/11/09/dreadful/
    I can’t be the first to think of this.

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  9. Recovering Crack Baby
    January 19, 2010 at 1:38 pm

    it looks like a rat tail

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  10. VikingKvinna
    January 19, 2010 at 1:38 pm

    OMG, that is fucking horrifying.

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  11. saucerville
    January 19, 2010 at 1:38 pm

    when I read the description, at first I thought it said ‘brown with just a touch of blood’

    obviously it said blond.

    But I am still creeped out.

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  12. mebellus
    January 19, 2010 at 1:39 pm

    Yeah, I’ll give it as a gift. I’ll take a picture of the look of horror upon the giftees’ face, and laugh my ass off.

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  13. demolitionwoman
    January 19, 2010 at 1:39 pm

    Hey, I throw stuff like that away from my shower drain every morning! I’m SO excited to learn about this new money-making scheme! (It’s okay, I won’t really be competing with this person, cuz I’m a dark brunette.)

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  14. monkeysnacks
    January 19, 2010 at 1:39 pm

    ok sure, have your dreadlocks, thats all well and good…but why the hell would you think the public would want to purchase them?!? GROSS! what in gods name would you want to do with someones old hair? ugh!

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  15. gotme009
    January 19, 2010 at 1:40 pm

    Okay, yeah, wow. Stuff like this really makes me want to kick a puppy in the face. I don’t care if you washed the damn thing in a stream only found in Shangri la, I don’t want your matted, unattached hair anywhere near me.

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  16. Recovering Crack Baby
    January 19, 2010 at 1:41 pm

    Fuck sending it through the United States Postal Service,send it Fed-Ex they always deliver with a smile and without interruptions

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  17. quizzicalpussy
    January 19, 2010 at 1:42 pm

    Oh, I see the confusion here. Guys, I got this.

    Oh hi, “Azaleafaye”. You’re only allowed to sell random chunks off your body if you used to be famous. Preferably in the eighties. Hope this helps.

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  18. IscreamUscream
    January 19, 2010 at 1:42 pm

    No thanks–I can empty the vacuum bag if I (n)ever need one.

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  19. Recovering Crack Baby
    January 19, 2010 at 1:43 pm

    I think this needs to be the hair-do for Sally Speculum- every speculum should have a little hair stuck to it

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  20. gotme009
    January 19, 2010 at 1:43 pm

    And did she actually suggest WEARING it? In your hair? Like a clip on? Seriously? *angrily stomps out of office*

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  21. myrab
    January 19, 2010 at 1:45 pm

    “when I read the description, at first I thought it said ‘brown with just a touch of blood’”

    that’s another wonderful way in which you could use this. you can use your hair as a natural tampon. save the earth.

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  22. AlyCatNat
    January 19, 2010 at 1:47 pm

    But, DUDE! What about the WITCHEZ? They could like, hex you or something.

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  23. ohdearydearyme
    January 19, 2010 at 1:48 pm

    hahaha – funnily enough when I first cut my air into bangs I did it in one cut and braided the lock – which was about 3 foot long at the time. Then my best friend made me post it to her ex boyfriend to creep him out.

    Good times.

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  24. hoser
    January 19, 2010 at 1:52 pm

    Actually my bf works for Fedex and you can’t send packages with items that have ‘animal ingredients’.
    Which would be the classification for this cat puke type item. That or they would need to ship as a hazardous item surely !

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  25. Recovering Crack Baby
    January 19, 2010 at 1:53 pm

    THIS SHOULD BE MANDATORY GIRL SCOUT’S LESSONS-OK girls gather round. Now listen here, first those boy’s will pour you the booze to loosen up your panties. Once you open up those two doors you will be smoking the pot. Once you are smoking the pot your hair will look like this and no decent boy will ever have you and someday you will find yourself selling scraps of your hair just to eat……….

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  26. friendlymilk
    January 19, 2010 at 1:53 pm

    I’m sure I’m not the only person who thought of this, but maybe I’m quickest on the ‘shop…

    http://friendlymilk.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/cargirl.jpg

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  27. Wilma Fingerdoo
    January 19, 2010 at 1:54 pm

    Ahh, nothing quite says “I Love You” like the gift of a stranger’s dirty, nappy hair.

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  28. enamy
    January 19, 2010 at 1:54 pm

    just what i need for my patchouli-scented voodoo doll.

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  29. WrathOfFoamy
    January 19, 2010 at 1:57 pm

    http://neogami.com/myPictures/hairball%20copy.jpg

    Bwa ha ha! My crappy attempt at a photoshop!

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  30. envy
    January 19, 2010 at 1:57 pm

    Oh craft gods, I lay prostrate to you that someone will buy this and that the subsequent person who receives it in the mail will either photograph themselves unwrapping it and post it as a blog and email the link to Helen, or make a video of receiving the package and opening it, upload that bad boy and then email it to Helen — you know the gift that just keeps on giving.

    Oh craft gods! I beg you for the regretsy circle of life!!!!!

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  31. Skully
    January 19, 2010 at 2:02 pm

    I imagined rec’g this in the mail, made me throw up in my mouth a little. Goodness gracious, great balls of hair.

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  32. pantsmonkey
    January 19, 2010 at 2:03 pm

    Well… I *guess* it’s handmade. Maybe we can get that human ivory person to encase it in resin.

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  33. kitty
    January 19, 2010 at 2:04 pm

    Oh. My. God. Somebody. Bought. It.

    Come on, someone ‘fess up and admit they bought it as a joke. Please. Or all of my faith in humanity in lost forever.

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  34. Feel Free To Customise and Whimsiclise My Vagina
    January 19, 2010 at 2:07 pm

    Translation:

    ” I used to have brains. I used to use them and they were inside my head”

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  35. Feel Free To Customise and Whimsiclise My Vagina
    January 19, 2010 at 2:08 pm

    And “Ummmmm” no its NOT handmade

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  36. Patty has been abuducted by an alien
    January 19, 2010 at 2:09 pm

    This looks exactly like what came out of the south end of my north-facing Chihuahua after they got into the trash.

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  37. Feel Free To Customise and Whimsiclise My Vagina
    January 19, 2010 at 2:10 pm

    oh #28- well lokkk on the bright side- she can go and buy a lentil burger now. And perhaps have it with the cigarette she bummed off someone (because ofcourse its more healthy to smoke a cigarette than be a meat eater)

    ***** ok rant over, beeen friends with too many high horsed vegetarian smokers”

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  38. Dix
    January 19, 2010 at 2:10 pm

    That is REVOLTING. Why don’t you just have your cat puke in the box and mail that? It’s free!

    I mean, I once mailed my mother a braid of hair as a joke (she’d been pestering me for months to cut my hair, so I did it, and mailed it to her) but it was a freshly-washed braid, not an amputated hairball.

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  39. sudabaki©
    January 19, 2010 at 2:12 pm

    Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.

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  40. razberries
    January 19, 2010 at 2:13 pm

    this looks like the shit you pull out of the drain when your bathtub has a clog in it and liquid plumber just won’t cut it…

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  41. lil heavy duty
    January 19, 2010 at 2:15 pm

    Think of the cowl potential here.

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  42. HelenaHandbasket
    January 19, 2010 at 2:18 pm

    I’m not so much interested in her shower drain leavings, but I’d LOVE to borrow her Time Machine. She seems to indicate she cut this brown hank off, then grew out her hair and dyed that hair blond, yet this snarl has some blond in it.

    Either that, or she was stoned when she wrote the description. Good money’s on stoned.

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  43. Veracity
    January 19, 2010 at 2:19 pm

    This is my first post ever on Regretsy. I signed up just so I could offer this attempt:

    http://www.jlhjewelry.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/regretsy2.jpg

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  44. Patty has been abuducted by an alien
    January 19, 2010 at 2:19 pm

    After seeing her posing with her other stuff, I have to say I’m glad she cut the dreads off and dyed her hair blonde. She’s really pretty.

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  45. Moons in Leo
    January 19, 2010 at 2:21 pm

    Hmmmm… can’t decide if the wide-eyed spacey look is from not taking her meds or taking too many.

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  46. Pollypanda
    January 19, 2010 at 2:22 pm

    If I received that in the mail I’d wonder who I’d offended. Or worry that one of my relatives had been kidnapped and this was ‘proof of life’ or something.

    Seriously, if I wanted a matted tuft of hair I’d clean my hairbrush.

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  47. UnaBee
    January 19, 2010 at 2:27 pm

    Haha I understand the disgust, but this is totally normal to me- there’s tons of hair online, human hair that once grew out of someone’s head. I have about a dozen dreads on my head that I didn’t grow myself. Although this one is a little raggedy and cat-barfy and needs some beeswax and…sorry. Some of you might be eating.

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  48. UnaBee
    January 19, 2010 at 2:28 pm

    I meant “hair for sale online.” dur king of stupid

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  49. everydaymama1
    January 19, 2010 at 2:30 pm

    Ewww, Yuck, Blech! I am so revolted by this in too many ways to count.

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  50. Recovering Crack Baby
    January 19, 2010 at 2:31 pm

    #36 HelenaHandbasket : Perhaps this is not from her head. Maybe it contains the DNA from a cold case or lost person or shit now I’m starting to fear buying anything from Etsy… it could get hairy

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  51. steviesegel
    January 19, 2010 at 2:34 pm

    #31 Patty I laughed so hard at that comment — my chi puppy eats stuff out of the garbage all the damn time — and the results are similar :)

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  52. AndreaN
    January 19, 2010 at 2:37 pm

    um, isn’t that really HEADmade?

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  53. winediva
    January 19, 2010 at 2:37 pm

    Yeah. I’m gonna buy it and knit it into the next hat I make.

    NOT!

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  54. pleasedontpickme
    January 19, 2010 at 2:39 pm

    stick alligator clip on it. ultimate hippie roachie

    My first thought was the jacket girl cut her dreads, maybe if we collect enough we can crochet something?

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  55. CreepyLittleGirl
    January 19, 2010 at 2:40 pm

    Heehee. I actually sold my hair once, to a wigmaker in the Netherlands. I got $800.00 for it. Some other girl whose hair was redder got $2,000.00 for hers because she waited longer for a buyer. Neither of us was selling individual dreadlocks, though. Or any dreadlocks.

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  56. whaapplewha
    January 19, 2010 at 2:44 pm

    Oh yeah, if I got this in the mail I would assume that someone had put a hit on me and was sending me a message.

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  57. whaapplewha
    January 19, 2010 at 2:45 pm

    If the creepy clown from Stephen King’s “It” had a crush on a girl and wanted to send her a token of his affection, this looks like something he would send.

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  58. brute
    January 19, 2010 at 2:46 pm

    My old roommate had dreads and she was a jewelry-maker. I learned from her that ppl with dreds don’t wash their hair every day or anything because they’d mildew and never dry out. I don’t think that’s gross necessarily, just thought I’d throw that out there.

    But you can be intelligent about how to care for the environment and not want to buy someone’s old hair. I think it’s ridiculous the girl assumed that someone is ignorant of natural living just because she’s doing something…

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  59. brute
    January 19, 2010 at 2:47 pm

    something gross. cut me off.

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  60. whaapplewha
    January 19, 2010 at 2:47 pm

    #17 myrab: I just threw up in my mouth.

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  61. ThisJustMakesMeSad
    January 19, 2010 at 2:51 pm

    No, I’d rather NOT imagine receiving such a thing in the mail.

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  62. razberries
    January 19, 2010 at 2:52 pm

    ok, i have a photoshop to share…
    http://www.flickr.com/photos/27900808@N06/4289234730/

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  63. razberries
    January 19, 2010 at 3:00 pm

    friendlymilk and wrath’…your photoshops were so funny! :-D

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  64. lampshade
    January 19, 2010 at 3:08 pm

    This girl unknowingly shed a bad light on people with dreads.

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  65. Recovering Crack Baby
    January 19, 2010 at 3:11 pm

    #48 CreepyLittleGirl : I never knew that two different kinds of head shops existed- I learn so much on here.

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  66. koobysshop
    January 19, 2010 at 3:22 pm

    SOMEONE HAS BOUGHT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT IS SOLD!!

    T.T

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  67. StinkBait
    January 19, 2010 at 3:24 pm

    Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.

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  68. StinkBait
    January 19, 2010 at 3:26 pm

    No one bought it. She created a sock puppet account and bought it from herself.

    That will teach us.

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  69. myrab
    January 19, 2010 at 3:28 pm

    #53 you had to see that one coming! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cherokee_Hair_Tampons

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  70. LizardsJewelry
    January 19, 2010 at 3:29 pm

    @ #19
    “Actually my bf works for Fedex and you can’t send packages with items that have ‘animal ingredients’….”

    Actually that’s not true, we ship horse semen (can’t get more animal ingredients that that!) all the time via Fedex and they don’t seem to mind. That dread on the other hand I think would be considered a human body part, which you do need special permits to ship – yuck!

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  71. StinkBait
    January 19, 2010 at 3:32 pm

    So if the dread has been “cleaned”, does that mean I can sell my own turd if I pour a little hand sanitizer over it?

    Fuck, it might sell.

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  72. pantsmonkey
    January 19, 2010 at 3:32 pm

    You guys realize that e-mail isn’t real, right?

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  73. IscreamUscream
    January 19, 2010 at 3:46 pm

    “…goodness gracious the options are endless”

    Option priority #1: Seal in biohazard bag, incinerate, and bury ashes outside city limits.

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  74. palJacky
    January 19, 2010 at 3:46 pm

    Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.

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  75. BettyMachete
    January 19, 2010 at 3:48 pm

    What’s next? Moles you cut off and sell online?

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  76. angatdorotheas
    January 19, 2010 at 3:51 pm

    wow. wowowowow. you know, 2 of these and you could make a nice frame for a va-jay-jay scupture…….

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  77. angatdorotheas
    January 19, 2010 at 3:52 pm

    *sculpture, not scupture. revulsion-tarded.

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  78. leftfoot
    January 19, 2010 at 4:00 pm

    Ugh. When will people realize that just because something doesn’t have bugs and is “clean”, that doesn’t mean it’s not gross.

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  79. Fartinamitten
    January 19, 2010 at 4:01 pm

    Come on everyone, sing along if you know it: “Every time you go away, you take a piece of me with youuuuuuuuuuuu……”

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  80. Sculptor69
    January 19, 2010 at 4:03 pm

    Hrm. I do sculpt portraits. Maybe I shoulda bought it and used it to wig a portrait voodoo doll of her. And then sell it back to her so she can keep others from using it against her. DAMN. another lucrative opportunity down the drain.

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  81. Sculptor69
    January 19, 2010 at 4:05 pm

    #71 Leftfoot, I highly approve of using Angus Oblong’s Evil Kitty as your avatar. Awesome.

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  82. leftfoot
    January 19, 2010 at 4:08 pm

    Sculptor – Thanks!! I have 2 of his Wicked Woman originals hanging in my living room. I also use his “Sea Monkey Crackwhore” for the bg of my twitter account. hehe I LOVE Angus Oblong :-)

    (you’re the first to recognize it, too.)

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  83. greenfuzz
    January 19, 2010 at 4:16 pm

    I think the most genius thing about this post is Helen’s email..freaking awesome.

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  84. raven
    January 19, 2010 at 4:20 pm

    I am going through “View in a room” withdrawal……help me please!

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  85. NinjaGato
    January 19, 2010 at 4:20 pm

    fuck I just threw up

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  86. raven
    January 19, 2010 at 4:35 pm

    This artist needs to meet “human ivory” artist. God knows what would happen then……

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  87. PussDaddy
    January 19, 2010 at 4:39 pm

    Looks like a big ol’ hairy sperm.

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  88. NinjaGato
    January 19, 2010 at 4:47 pm

    oh god it sold and I’m still vomiting

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  89. NinjaGato
    January 19, 2010 at 4:49 pm

    I think I’m going to shave off my pubes and sell them on Etsy. You could make art with them, or wear them in your hair!

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  90. joan of snark
    January 19, 2010 at 4:57 pm

    Dread is precisely what I feel when contemplating this lock.

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  91. polaroidart
    January 19, 2010 at 5:26 pm

    Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.

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  92. Recovering Crack Baby
    January 19, 2010 at 5:31 pm

    #68 BettyMachete : What’s next? Moles you cut off and sell online?
    You asked…………….

    http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=38394646

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  93. bloodorange
    January 19, 2010 at 5:38 pm

    Piles of shit. I make them myself as they are pushed through my sphincter via the constricting and dilating action of the taeniae coli. It’s awesome.

    Then one day I saved my piles of shit because I knew some shit for brains on Etsy would think my piles of shit were art. This pile of shit for sale is brown with maybe a tinge of blond.

    You could make art with it, give it as a gift (imagine receiving such a thing in the mail), wear it in your hair, goodness gracious the options are…

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  94. polaroidart
    January 19, 2010 at 5:46 pm

    Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.

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  95. Wilma Fingerdoo
    January 19, 2010 at 6:05 pm

    385- RCB-
    Holy Shit! Did you see her other moles? I’m very fond of Vagelina Jolie. Who knew vagina moles…I guess I learn something twisted and disgusting everyday.

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  96. janncri
    January 19, 2010 at 6:30 pm

    For the love of god, not sure which is freakier – the nasty ass dred or the “vagina mole” – apparently everyone but me is high as a fucking kite….

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  97. Recovering Crack Baby
    January 19, 2010 at 6:45 pm

    #88- yes, I am fond of her blue balls as well. The Aretha Franklin vagina mole is my super favorite- everyone needs a pair of blue balls hanging in their rearview mirror.

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  98. Vile & Evil Debbie Downer
    January 19, 2010 at 6:54 pm

    This would make a wonderful gag gift! Emphasis on ‘gag’.

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  99. tiamagic
    January 19, 2010 at 7:08 pm

    I imagine that it was pulled from someone’s drain!

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  100. Feel Free To Customise and Whimsiclise My Vagina
    January 19, 2010 at 8:47 pm

    This is the irony. And yes i am going to generalise:

    people with dreadlocks go about being all free and earth loving and “alternate” (alternate as most people know it is actually mainstream these days)

    But anyway these dreadlocked waifs go around eating their beans and shunning cars and plastic bags and live in tents or squat, and yet here we have them with the self righteous arrogance to think that their dreadlocks are so important that someone would want to buy 7 inches of it?

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  101. MarchHare
    January 19, 2010 at 9:43 pm

    it looks like a genuine Cherokee Hair Tampon.

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  102. Vile & Evil Debbie Downer
    January 19, 2010 at 9:54 pm

    It wasn’t until after she had cut it off that the girl discovered her headcat infestation:

    http://twitpic.com/ywbzh

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  103. sheltiepitbullfun
    January 19, 2010 at 10:04 pm

    I think I’ve discovered my new home business: brushing the dogs and selling the wads of hair they shed on etsy :)

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  104. crapgawker
    January 20, 2010 at 1:16 am

    Someone bought it!!

    Someone’s going to be the recipient of this fabulous gift real soon…..

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  105. csuzystudio
    January 20, 2010 at 6:06 am

    sham. fucking. wow.

    “Imagine receiving this in the mail”

    Um, I’d rather not : P

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  106. BettyMachete
    January 20, 2010 at 6:31 am

    #92- Recovering Crack Baby!! OMG I was kidding, this is incredible. Vagoo moles. I must be crazy to work 9 to 5. Might be time to harvest things on my body and sell them on Etsy.

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  107. The Mayor of Bethville
    January 20, 2010 at 6:55 am

    I find this on my rug in the morning if I don’t give my cat the hairball formula food. Who knew it was worth a whole $3?

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  108. nitebyrd
    January 20, 2010 at 7:41 am

    Disgusting! People selling their fingernails and now their old, nasty hair as ART!?! There is nothing whimsical about this stuff, it’s just fucked!

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  109. MinnePurl
    January 20, 2010 at 8:35 am

    So, we’ve had Locks of Love. Now, Locks of Lunacy. Whatever next?

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  110. MarchHare
    January 20, 2010 at 11:39 am

    guess one person didn’t see the South Park episode…lol

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  111. lyontamer
    January 20, 2010 at 12:14 pm
  112. lyontamer
    January 20, 2010 at 12:23 pm

    #102 NICE!

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  113. monkeysnacks
    January 20, 2010 at 1:14 pm

    lyontamer, your listing nearly killed me! fucking hilarious!

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  114. ourephemera
    January 20, 2010 at 5:34 pm

    The first rule of any crafter is to throw nothing away.

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  115. lyontamer
    January 20, 2010 at 8:11 pm

    Aww thanks!

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  116. clevercat
    January 24, 2010 at 4:12 pm

    #111 lyontamer I think you could have been more creative

    http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?ref=vl_other_2&listing_id=11184891

    There are just some talented people who really know how to make a silk purse from a sow’s ear!

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  117. JustJon
    January 28, 2010 at 9:48 am

    For a split second, I misread “The dred [sic] lock for sale is brown with maybe a tinge of blond.”

    as

    “The dred [sic] lock for sale is brown with maybe a tinge of BLOOD.”

    Yanked that fucker right out, dinna ya?

    Also, PRELL! XD

    Holy shit am I filled with horrid flashbacks of sleepaway camp.

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  118. JustJon
    January 28, 2010 at 9:53 am

    Of course, if I had bothered to read these damn comments before adding my own, I would have noticed that I was not the only one who has difficulty reading.

    So, NM. But I stand by my Prell comment. Almost as bad as being subjected to years of White Rain during my tenure at Big Daddy Marquis’ School for Wayward Youth.

    I’m still fighting for a tuition refund.

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  119. really amused
    January 29, 2010 at 1:48 pm

    Have just realised I am about to become seriously wealthy…my son has dreads and is about to cut them off (hers are pathetic, tiny ones!) hahahaha
    Can one of you guys tell me how to load an avatar? I’ve just signed up

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  120. mergatroid
    February 15, 2010 at 3:35 am

    I guess this is what happens when you condition with bongwater.

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  121. awkwardpanda
    April 28, 2011 at 1:55 am

    “No one at the CO-OP” really says it all.

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  122. srhwlsn
    June 11, 2011 at 3:37 pm

    This is my cousin’s ex-wife. No joke.

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