yes… IMAGINE receiving such a thing in the mail. I’d probably have the bomb squad over and wonder who hates me so much at use biological warfare on me!! That would probably qualify as a federal offense to mail that lock.
Hey, I throw stuff like that away from my shower drain every morning! I’m SO excited to learn about this new money-making scheme! (It’s okay, I won’t really be competing with this person, cuz I’m a dark brunette.)
ok sure, have your dreadlocks, thats all well and good…but why the hell would you think the public would want to purchase them?!? GROSS! what in gods name would you want to do with someones old hair? ugh!
Okay, yeah, wow. Stuff like this really makes me want to kick a puppy in the face. I don’t care if you washed the damn thing in a stream only found in Shangri la, I don’t want your matted, unattached hair anywhere near me.
hahaha – funnily enough when I first cut my air into bangs I did it in one cut and braided the lock – which was about 3 foot long at the time. Then my best friend made me post it to her ex boyfriend to creep him out.
Actually my bf works for Fedex and you can’t send packages with items that have ‘animal ingredients’.
Which would be the classification for this cat puke type item. That or they would need to ship as a hazardous item surely !
THIS SHOULD BE MANDATORY GIRL SCOUT’S LESSONS-OK girls gather round. Now listen here, first those boy’s will pour you the booze to loosen up your panties. Once you open up those two doors you will be smoking the pot. Once you are smoking the pot your hair will look like this and no decent boy will ever have you and someday you will find yourself selling scraps of your hair just to eat……….
Oh craft gods, I lay prostrate to you that someone will buy this and that the subsequent person who receives it in the mail will either photograph themselves unwrapping it and post it as a blog and email the link to Helen, or make a video of receiving the package and opening it, upload that bad boy and then email it to Helen — you know the gift that just keeps on giving.
Oh craft gods! I beg you for the regretsy circle of life!!!!!
Feel Free To Customise and Whimsiclise My Vagina
January 19, 2010 at 2:10 pm
oh #28- well lokkk on the bright side- she can go and buy a lentil burger now. And perhaps have it with the cigarette she bummed off someone (because ofcourse its more healthy to smoke a cigarette than be a meat eater)
***** ok rant over, beeen friends with too many high horsed vegetarian smokers”
That is REVOLTING. Why don’t you just have your cat puke in the box and mail that? It’s free!
I mean, I once mailed my mother a braid of hair as a joke (she’d been pestering me for months to cut my hair, so I did it, and mailed it to her) but it was a freshly-washed braid, not an amputated hairball.
I’m not so much interested in her shower drain leavings, but I’d LOVE to borrow her Time Machine. She seems to indicate she cut this brown hank off, then grew out her hair and dyed that hair blond, yet this snarl has some blond in it.
Either that, or she was stoned when she wrote the description. Good money’s on stoned.
If I received that in the mail I’d wonder who I’d offended. Or worry that one of my relatives had been kidnapped and this was ‘proof of life’ or something.
Seriously, if I wanted a matted tuft of hair I’d clean my hairbrush.
Haha I understand the disgust, but this is totally normal to me- there’s tons of hair online, human hair that once grew out of someone’s head. I have about a dozen dreads on my head that I didn’t grow myself. Although this one is a little raggedy and cat-barfy and needs some beeswax and…sorry. Some of you might be eating.
#36 HelenaHandbasket : Perhaps this is not from her head. Maybe it contains the DNA from a cold case or lost person or shit now I’m starting to fear buying anything from Etsy… it could get hairy
Heehee. I actually sold my hair once, to a wigmaker in the Netherlands. I got $800.00 for it. Some other girl whose hair was redder got $2,000.00 for hers because she waited longer for a buyer. Neither of us was selling individual dreadlocks, though. Or any dreadlocks.
If the creepy clown from Stephen King’s “It” had a crush on a girl and wanted to send her a token of his affection, this looks like something he would send.
My old roommate had dreads and she was a jewelry-maker. I learned from her that ppl with dreds don’t wash their hair every day or anything because they’d mildew and never dry out. I don’t think that’s gross necessarily, just thought I’d throw that out there.
But you can be intelligent about how to care for the environment and not want to buy someone’s old hair. I think it’s ridiculous the girl assumed that someone is ignorant of natural living just because she’s doing something…
No matter how much you justify, defend, and rally for you selling your matted hair, no one fucking wants it.
This is what happens when a site is run by hippies. Actually even the hippies tripping, stoned, and geekin at a dead show wasn’t high enough to sell there nasty ass fucking hair.
Read a book? How about take the meds the doctor prescribed you. The mental pills have no street value so just take them for fucks sake.
@ #19
“Actually my bf works for Fedex and you can’t send packages with items that have ‘animal ingredients’….”
Actually that’s not true, we ship horse semen (can’t get more animal ingredients that that!) all the time via Fedex and they don’t seem to mind. That dread on the other hand I think would be considered a human body part, which you do need special permits to ship – yuck!
“”No matter how much you justify, defend, and rally for you selling your matted hair, no one fucking wants it.”"
actually certain serial killers do want a lock of matted hair from their victims, as a keepsake. Of course, when one tires of such things it is really easy to set up an e-bay or etsy account and play pretty pretend and claim we grew it ourselves. I find tying it around my finger is the best. people just think it is an weird ring and it goes wherever i go.
Hrm. I do sculpt portraits. Maybe I shoulda bought it and used it to wig a portrait voodoo doll of her. And then sell it back to her so she can keep others from using it against her. DAMN. another lucrative opportunity down the drain.
Sculptor – Thanks!! I have 2 of his Wicked Woman originals hanging in my living room. I also use his “Sea Monkey Crackwhore” for the bg of my twitter account. hehe I LOVE Angus Oblong
Piles of shit. I make them myself as they are pushed through my sphincter via the constricting and dilating action of the taeniae coli. It’s awesome.
Then one day I saved my piles of shit because I knew some shit for brains on Etsy would think my piles of shit were art. This pile of shit for sale is brown with maybe a tinge of blond.
You could make art with it, give it as a gift (imagine receiving such a thing in the mail), wear it in your hair, goodness gracious the options are…
385- RCB-
Holy Shit! Did you see her other moles? I’m very fond of Vagelina Jolie. Who knew vagina moles…I guess I learn something twisted and disgusting everyday.
#88- yes, I am fond of her blue balls as well. The Aretha Franklin vagina mole is my super favorite- everyone needs a pair of blue balls hanging in their rearview mirror.
Feel Free To Customise and Whimsiclise My Vagina
January 19, 2010 at 8:47 pm
This is the irony. And yes i am going to generalise:
people with dreadlocks go about being all free and earth loving and “alternate” (alternate as most people know it is actually mainstream these days)
But anyway these dreadlocked waifs go around eating their beans and shunning cars and plastic bags and live in tents or squat, and yet here we have them with the self righteous arrogance to think that their dreadlocks are so important that someone would want to buy 7 inches of it?
#92- Recovering Crack Baby!! OMG I was kidding, this is incredible. Vagoo moles. I must be crazy to work 9 to 5. Might be time to harvest things on my body and sell them on Etsy.
Of course, if I had bothered to read these damn comments before adding my own, I would have noticed that I was not the only one who has difficulty reading.
So, NM. But I stand by my Prell comment. Almost as bad as being subjected to years of White Rain during my tenure at Big Daddy Marquis’ School for Wayward Youth.
Have just realised I am about to become seriously wealthy…my son has dreads and is about to cut them off (hers are pathetic, tiny ones!) hahahaha
Can one of you guys tell me how to load an avatar? I’ve just signed up
January 19, 2010 at 1:35 pm
NO NO NO NO. NO.
January 19, 2010 at 1:35 pm
Goodness Gracious! Because there’s nothing I want more than a gift made with somebody’s unwashed, uncombed, old hair.
Maybe I’ll use it to make a voodoo doll of the seller and stab her in the eyes with pins carved of “human ivory”.
January 19, 2010 at 1:35 pm
in conclusion, NO.
January 19, 2010 at 1:36 pm
“You could make art with it, give it as a gift (imagine receiving such a thing in the mail)”……
Receiving this in the mail??? It looks like something my cats puked up…
January 19, 2010 at 1:37 pm
Ewwww. I don’t even want to keep locks of my own hair. Why would I want a hunk of matted-together hair?
January 19, 2010 at 1:37 pm
Someone please photoshop the cat puking this up!!!!!
January 19, 2010 at 1:37 pm
yes… IMAGINE receiving such a thing in the mail. I’d probably have the bomb squad over and wonder who hates me so much at use biological warfare on me!! That would probably qualify as a federal offense to mail that lock.
January 19, 2010 at 1:37 pm
http://www.regretsy.com/2009/11/09/dreadful/
I can’t be the first to think of this.
January 19, 2010 at 1:38 pm
it looks like a rat tail
January 19, 2010 at 1:38 pm
OMG, that is fucking horrifying.
January 19, 2010 at 1:38 pm
when I read the description, at first I thought it said ‘brown with just a touch of blood’
obviously it said blond.
But I am still creeped out.
January 19, 2010 at 1:39 pm
Yeah, I’ll give it as a gift. I’ll take a picture of the look of horror upon the giftees’ face, and laugh my ass off.
January 19, 2010 at 1:39 pm
Hey, I throw stuff like that away from my shower drain every morning! I’m SO excited to learn about this new money-making scheme! (It’s okay, I won’t really be competing with this person, cuz I’m a dark brunette.)
January 19, 2010 at 1:39 pm
ok sure, have your dreadlocks, thats all well and good…but why the hell would you think the public would want to purchase them?!? GROSS! what in gods name would you want to do with someones old hair? ugh!
January 19, 2010 at 1:40 pm
Okay, yeah, wow. Stuff like this really makes me want to kick a puppy in the face. I don’t care if you washed the damn thing in a stream only found in Shangri la, I don’t want your matted, unattached hair anywhere near me.
January 19, 2010 at 1:41 pm
Fuck sending it through the United States Postal Service,send it Fed-Ex they always deliver with a smile and without interruptions
January 19, 2010 at 1:42 pm
Oh, I see the confusion here. Guys, I got this.
Oh hi, “Azaleafaye”. You’re only allowed to sell random chunks off your body if you used to be famous. Preferably in the eighties. Hope this helps.
January 19, 2010 at 1:42 pm
No thanks–I can empty the vacuum bag if I (n)ever need one.
January 19, 2010 at 1:43 pm
I think this needs to be the hair-do for Sally Speculum- every speculum should have a little hair stuck to it
January 19, 2010 at 1:43 pm
And did she actually suggest WEARING it? In your hair? Like a clip on? Seriously? *angrily stomps out of office*
January 19, 2010 at 1:45 pm
“when I read the description, at first I thought it said ‘brown with just a touch of blood’”
that’s another wonderful way in which you could use this. you can use your hair as a natural tampon. save the earth.
January 19, 2010 at 1:47 pm
But, DUDE! What about the WITCHEZ? They could like, hex you or something.
January 19, 2010 at 1:48 pm
hahaha – funnily enough when I first cut my air into bangs I did it in one cut and braided the lock – which was about 3 foot long at the time. Then my best friend made me post it to her ex boyfriend to creep him out.
Good times.
January 19, 2010 at 1:52 pm
Actually my bf works for Fedex and you can’t send packages with items that have ‘animal ingredients’.
Which would be the classification for this cat puke type item. That or they would need to ship as a hazardous item surely !
January 19, 2010 at 1:53 pm
THIS SHOULD BE MANDATORY GIRL SCOUT’S LESSONS-OK girls gather round. Now listen here, first those boy’s will pour you the booze to loosen up your panties. Once you open up those two doors you will be smoking the pot. Once you are smoking the pot your hair will look like this and no decent boy will ever have you and someday you will find yourself selling scraps of your hair just to eat……….
January 19, 2010 at 1:53 pm
I’m sure I’m not the only person who thought of this, but maybe I’m quickest on the ‘shop…
http://friendlymilk.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/cargirl.jpg
January 19, 2010 at 1:54 pm
Ahh, nothing quite says “I Love You” like the gift of a stranger’s dirty, nappy hair.
January 19, 2010 at 1:54 pm
just what i need for my patchouli-scented voodoo doll.
January 19, 2010 at 1:57 pm
http://neogami.com/myPictures/hairball%20copy.jpg
Bwa ha ha! My crappy attempt at a photoshop!
January 19, 2010 at 1:57 pm
Oh craft gods, I lay prostrate to you that someone will buy this and that the subsequent person who receives it in the mail will either photograph themselves unwrapping it and post it as a blog and email the link to Helen, or make a video of receiving the package and opening it, upload that bad boy and then email it to Helen — you know the gift that just keeps on giving.
Oh craft gods! I beg you for the regretsy circle of life!!!!!
January 19, 2010 at 2:02 pm
I imagined rec’g this in the mail, made me throw up in my mouth a little. Goodness gracious, great balls of hair.
January 19, 2010 at 2:03 pm
Well… I *guess* it’s handmade. Maybe we can get that human ivory person to encase it in resin.
January 19, 2010 at 2:04 pm
Oh. My. God. Somebody. Bought. It.
Come on, someone ‘fess up and admit they bought it as a joke. Please. Or all of my faith in humanity in lost forever.
January 19, 2010 at 2:07 pm
Translation:
” I used to have brains. I used to use them and they were inside my head”
January 19, 2010 at 2:08 pm
And “Ummmmm” no its NOT handmade
January 19, 2010 at 2:09 pm
This looks exactly like what came out of the south end of my north-facing Chihuahua after they got into the trash.
January 19, 2010 at 2:10 pm
oh #28- well lokkk on the bright side- she can go and buy a lentil burger now. And perhaps have it with the cigarette she bummed off someone (because ofcourse its more healthy to smoke a cigarette than be a meat eater)
***** ok rant over, beeen friends with too many high horsed vegetarian smokers”
January 19, 2010 at 2:10 pm
That is REVOLTING. Why don’t you just have your cat puke in the box and mail that? It’s free!
I mean, I once mailed my mother a braid of hair as a joke (she’d been pestering me for months to cut my hair, so I did it, and mailed it to her) but it was a freshly-washed braid, not an amputated hairball.
January 19, 2010 at 2:12 pm
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January 19, 2010 at 2:13 pm
this looks like the shit you pull out of the drain when your bathtub has a clog in it and liquid plumber just won’t cut it…
January 19, 2010 at 2:15 pm
Think of the cowl potential here.
January 19, 2010 at 2:18 pm
I’m not so much interested in her shower drain leavings, but I’d LOVE to borrow her Time Machine. She seems to indicate she cut this brown hank off, then grew out her hair and dyed that hair blond, yet this snarl has some blond in it.
Either that, or she was stoned when she wrote the description. Good money’s on stoned.
January 19, 2010 at 2:19 pm
This is my first post ever on Regretsy. I signed up just so I could offer this attempt:
http://www.jlhjewelry.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/regretsy2.jpg
January 19, 2010 at 2:19 pm
After seeing her posing with her other stuff, I have to say I’m glad she cut the dreads off and dyed her hair blonde. She’s really pretty.
January 19, 2010 at 2:21 pm
Hmmmm… can’t decide if the wide-eyed spacey look is from not taking her meds or taking too many.
January 19, 2010 at 2:22 pm
If I received that in the mail I’d wonder who I’d offended. Or worry that one of my relatives had been kidnapped and this was ‘proof of life’ or something.
Seriously, if I wanted a matted tuft of hair I’d clean my hairbrush.
January 19, 2010 at 2:27 pm
Haha I understand the disgust, but this is totally normal to me- there’s tons of hair online, human hair that once grew out of someone’s head. I have about a dozen dreads on my head that I didn’t grow myself. Although this one is a little raggedy and cat-barfy and needs some beeswax and…sorry. Some of you might be eating.
January 19, 2010 at 2:28 pm
I meant “hair for sale online.” dur king of stupid
January 19, 2010 at 2:30 pm
Ewww, Yuck, Blech! I am so revolted by this in too many ways to count.
January 19, 2010 at 2:31 pm
#36 HelenaHandbasket : Perhaps this is not from her head. Maybe it contains the DNA from a cold case or lost person or shit now I’m starting to fear buying anything from Etsy… it could get hairy
January 19, 2010 at 2:34 pm
#31 Patty I laughed so hard at that comment — my chi puppy eats stuff out of the garbage all the damn time — and the results are similar
January 19, 2010 at 2:37 pm
um, isn’t that really HEADmade?
January 19, 2010 at 2:37 pm
Yeah. I’m gonna buy it and knit it into the next hat I make.
NOT!
January 19, 2010 at 2:39 pm
stick alligator clip on it. ultimate hippie roachie
My first thought was the jacket girl cut her dreads, maybe if we collect enough we can crochet something?
January 19, 2010 at 2:40 pm
Heehee. I actually sold my hair once, to a wigmaker in the Netherlands. I got $800.00 for it. Some other girl whose hair was redder got $2,000.00 for hers because she waited longer for a buyer. Neither of us was selling individual dreadlocks, though. Or any dreadlocks.
January 19, 2010 at 2:44 pm
Oh yeah, if I got this in the mail I would assume that someone had put a hit on me and was sending me a message.
January 19, 2010 at 2:45 pm
If the creepy clown from Stephen King’s “It” had a crush on a girl and wanted to send her a token of his affection, this looks like something he would send.
January 19, 2010 at 2:46 pm
My old roommate had dreads and she was a jewelry-maker. I learned from her that ppl with dreds don’t wash their hair every day or anything because they’d mildew and never dry out. I don’t think that’s gross necessarily, just thought I’d throw that out there.
But you can be intelligent about how to care for the environment and not want to buy someone’s old hair. I think it’s ridiculous the girl assumed that someone is ignorant of natural living just because she’s doing something…
January 19, 2010 at 2:47 pm
something gross. cut me off.
January 19, 2010 at 2:47 pm
#17 myrab: I just threw up in my mouth.
January 19, 2010 at 2:51 pm
No, I’d rather NOT imagine receiving such a thing in the mail.
January 19, 2010 at 2:52 pm
ok, i have a photoshop to share…
http://www.flickr.com/photos/27900808@N06/4289234730/
January 19, 2010 at 3:00 pm
friendlymilk and wrath’…your photoshops were so funny!
January 19, 2010 at 3:08 pm
This girl unknowingly shed a bad light on people with dreads.
January 19, 2010 at 3:11 pm
#48 CreepyLittleGirl : I never knew that two different kinds of head shops existed- I learn so much on here.
January 19, 2010 at 3:22 pm
SOMEONE HAS BOUGHT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT IS SOLD!!
T.T
January 19, 2010 at 3:24 pm
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January 19, 2010 at 3:26 pm
No one bought it. She created a sock puppet account and bought it from herself.
That will teach us.
January 19, 2010 at 3:28 pm
#53 you had to see that one coming! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cherokee_Hair_Tampons
January 19, 2010 at 3:29 pm
@ #19
“Actually my bf works for Fedex and you can’t send packages with items that have ‘animal ingredients’….”
Actually that’s not true, we ship horse semen (can’t get more animal ingredients that that!) all the time via Fedex and they don’t seem to mind. That dread on the other hand I think would be considered a human body part, which you do need special permits to ship – yuck!
January 19, 2010 at 3:32 pm
So if the dread has been “cleaned”, does that mean I can sell my own turd if I pour a little hand sanitizer over it?
Fuck, it might sell.
January 19, 2010 at 3:32 pm
You guys realize that e-mail isn’t real, right?
January 19, 2010 at 3:46 pm
“…goodness gracious the options are endless”
Option priority #1: Seal in biohazard bag, incinerate, and bury ashes outside city limits.
January 19, 2010 at 3:46 pm
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January 19, 2010 at 3:48 pm
What’s next? Moles you cut off and sell online?
January 19, 2010 at 3:51 pm
wow. wowowowow. you know, 2 of these and you could make a nice frame for a va-jay-jay scupture…….
January 19, 2010 at 3:52 pm
*sculpture, not scupture. revulsion-tarded.
January 19, 2010 at 4:00 pm
Ugh. When will people realize that just because something doesn’t have bugs and is “clean”, that doesn’t mean it’s not gross.
January 19, 2010 at 4:01 pm
Come on everyone, sing along if you know it: “Every time you go away, you take a piece of me with youuuuuuuuuuuu……”
January 19, 2010 at 4:03 pm
Hrm. I do sculpt portraits. Maybe I shoulda bought it and used it to wig a portrait voodoo doll of her. And then sell it back to her so she can keep others from using it against her. DAMN. another lucrative opportunity down the drain.
January 19, 2010 at 4:05 pm
#71 Leftfoot, I highly approve of using Angus Oblong’s Evil Kitty as your avatar. Awesome.
January 19, 2010 at 4:08 pm
Sculptor – Thanks!! I have 2 of his Wicked Woman originals hanging in my living room. I also use his “Sea Monkey Crackwhore” for the bg of my twitter account. hehe I LOVE Angus Oblong
(you’re the first to recognize it, too.)
January 19, 2010 at 4:16 pm
I think the most genius thing about this post is Helen’s email..freaking awesome.
January 19, 2010 at 4:20 pm
I am going through “View in a room” withdrawal……help me please!
January 19, 2010 at 4:20 pm
fuck I just threw up
January 19, 2010 at 4:35 pm
This artist needs to meet “human ivory” artist. God knows what would happen then……
January 19, 2010 at 4:39 pm
Looks like a big ol’ hairy sperm.
January 19, 2010 at 4:47 pm
oh god it sold and I’m still vomiting
January 19, 2010 at 4:49 pm
I think I’m going to shave off my pubes and sell them on Etsy. You could make art with them, or wear them in your hair!
January 19, 2010 at 4:57 pm
Dread is precisely what I feel when contemplating this lock.
January 19, 2010 at 5:26 pm
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January 19, 2010 at 5:31 pm
#68 BettyMachete : What’s next? Moles you cut off and sell online?
You asked…………….
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=38394646
January 19, 2010 at 5:38 pm
Piles of shit. I make them myself as they are pushed through my sphincter via the constricting and dilating action of the taeniae coli. It’s awesome.
Then one day I saved my piles of shit because I knew some shit for brains on Etsy would think my piles of shit were art. This pile of shit for sale is brown with maybe a tinge of blond.
You could make art with it, give it as a gift (imagine receiving such a thing in the mail), wear it in your hair, goodness gracious the options are…
January 19, 2010 at 5:46 pm
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January 19, 2010 at 6:05 pm
385- RCB-
Holy Shit! Did you see her other moles? I’m very fond of Vagelina Jolie. Who knew vagina moles…I guess I learn something twisted and disgusting everyday.
January 19, 2010 at 6:30 pm
For the love of god, not sure which is freakier – the nasty ass dred or the “vagina mole” – apparently everyone but me is high as a fucking kite….
January 19, 2010 at 6:45 pm
#88- yes, I am fond of her blue balls as well. The Aretha Franklin vagina mole is my super favorite- everyone needs a pair of blue balls hanging in their rearview mirror.
January 19, 2010 at 6:54 pm
This would make a wonderful gag gift! Emphasis on ‘gag’.
January 19, 2010 at 7:08 pm
I imagine that it was pulled from someone’s drain!
January 19, 2010 at 8:47 pm
This is the irony. And yes i am going to generalise:
people with dreadlocks go about being all free and earth loving and “alternate” (alternate as most people know it is actually mainstream these days)
But anyway these dreadlocked waifs go around eating their beans and shunning cars and plastic bags and live in tents or squat, and yet here we have them with the self righteous arrogance to think that their dreadlocks are so important that someone would want to buy 7 inches of it?
January 19, 2010 at 9:43 pm
it looks like a genuine Cherokee Hair Tampon.
January 19, 2010 at 9:54 pm
It wasn’t until after she had cut it off that the girl discovered her headcat infestation:
http://twitpic.com/ywbzh
January 19, 2010 at 10:04 pm
I think I’ve discovered my new home business: brushing the dogs and selling the wads of hair they shed on etsy
January 20, 2010 at 1:16 am
Someone bought it!!
Someone’s going to be the recipient of this fabulous gift real soon…..
January 20, 2010 at 6:06 am
sham. fucking. wow.
“Imagine receiving this in the mail”
Um, I’d rather not : P
January 20, 2010 at 6:31 am
#92- Recovering Crack Baby!! OMG I was kidding, this is incredible. Vagoo moles. I must be crazy to work 9 to 5. Might be time to harvest things on my body and sell them on Etsy.
January 20, 2010 at 6:55 am
I find this on my rug in the morning if I don’t give my cat the hairball formula food. Who knew it was worth a whole $3?
January 20, 2010 at 7:41 am
Disgusting! People selling their fingernails and now their old, nasty hair as ART!?! There is nothing whimsical about this stuff, it’s just fucked!
January 20, 2010 at 8:35 am
So, we’ve had Locks of Love. Now, Locks of Lunacy. Whatever next?
January 20, 2010 at 11:39 am
guess one person didn’t see the South Park episode…lol
January 20, 2010 at 12:14 pm
Oh, I shouldn’t……
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=35025395
January 20, 2010 at 12:23 pm
#102 NICE!
January 20, 2010 at 1:14 pm
lyontamer, your listing nearly killed me! fucking hilarious!
January 20, 2010 at 5:34 pm
The first rule of any crafter is to throw nothing away.
January 20, 2010 at 8:11 pm
Aww thanks!
January 24, 2010 at 4:12 pm
#111 lyontamer I think you could have been more creative
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?ref=vl_other_2&listing_id=11184891
There are just some talented people who really know how to make a silk purse from a sow’s ear!
January 28, 2010 at 9:48 am
For a split second, I misread “The dred [sic] lock for sale is brown with maybe a tinge of blond.”
as
“The dred [sic] lock for sale is brown with maybe a tinge of BLOOD.”
Yanked that fucker right out, dinna ya?
Also, PRELL! XD
Holy shit am I filled with horrid flashbacks of sleepaway camp.
January 28, 2010 at 9:53 am
Of course, if I had bothered to read these damn comments before adding my own, I would have noticed that I was not the only one who has difficulty reading.
So, NM. But I stand by my Prell comment. Almost as bad as being subjected to years of White Rain during my tenure at Big Daddy Marquis’ School for Wayward Youth.
I’m still fighting for a tuition refund.
January 29, 2010 at 1:48 pm
Have just realised I am about to become seriously wealthy…my son has dreads and is about to cut them off (hers are pathetic, tiny ones!) hahahaha
Can one of you guys tell me how to load an avatar? I’ve just signed up
February 15, 2010 at 3:35 am
I guess this is what happens when you condition with bongwater.
April 28, 2011 at 1:55 am
“No one at the CO-OP” really says it all.
June 11, 2011 at 3:37 pm
This is my cousin’s ex-wife. No joke.